Kyoko and Sayaka take a well-deserved break from their road trip to stop at a convenience store. Having been around the redhead for far longer than anyone should, Sayaka's morals have decayed quite drastically, to the point where she steals "Armageddon" beer to support her underage drinking habit. But imagine their surprise when they leave with their purchases, only to find a tank has aggressively taken over their parking space, and their convertible is now little more than a pile of twisted chrome beneath its treads. Never one to see the glass half-empty, Kyoko gets a brilliant idea, and manages to knock out the driver of the military vehicle so that the two could commandeer it. After a false start, the two manage to get the hang of piloting the complex machine, and off they went to continue their adventures. But little do they know that they are being followed, by a demonic sorceress with a tank of her own... Still trapped in the endless desert, with almost every bone in her body reduced to shards from her earlier encounter with Kyoko and Sayaka, Mami Tomoe gallantly drags herself across the sand to the one thing that could possibly remove her from this purgatory: her painstakingly-crafted "To Anywhere" sign. And as luck would have it, no sooner did she manage to retrieve her sign than she hears an odd rumbling. Looking around hurts her neck, but she manages to catch a glimpse of a massive tank. Suddenly, she's scooped up, and for a moment, she dares to dream: the tank lurches and begins to move, and she realizes that escape from this hellhole is nigh. She doesn't care what her destination is: she is willing to go ANYWHERE! Unfortunately, 'anywhere' turns out to be a mere five feet away from where she started. She is tossed headfirst from the tank, and though it is muffled by the sand she is still able to hear the war machine rumbling away, never to return. Kyoko and Sayaka have a good laugh at the blonde girl's expense, but their revelry is cut short as they see something approaching in the distance: huge, metallic and armed to the gills. Sayaka uses two Armageddon bottles as impromptu binoculars, raising them to her eyes to see a dark figure rise from the bowels of this new enemy tank. Raven locks swaying in the desert wind, Homura fixes her target with a glare. Soon, vengeance for her unwelcome trip down the canal all those months before would be hers. The danger resonating with her at last, Sayaka shrieks in terror as she and Kyoko retreat into the depths of their tank, firing two shots in rapid succession. They might as well be throwing wads of paper: Homura watches in bemusement as the shells glance harmlessly off her ride before giving a rebuttal: a terrified-looking woman is launched from the barrel, rocketing through the air and colliding with the opposing tank with enough force to knock it clean off its treads for an instant. Seconds later, the overtaxed engine blows out entirely. Their ears ringing, Kyoko and Sayaka cling to each other, awaiting the end. But then Kyoko gets another idea. For a second, their eyes meet, and Sayaka realizes with a thrill of horror what the redhead is planning. It was insanely risky, but their only chance nonetheless. The two take a breath, center themselves, then leap into action. Kyoko leaps from the tank as Sayaka climbs into the driver's seat, a steely glare on her face. Outside, Kyoko gives her finger a sharp pull, and her head begins to spin like a drill on her shoulders. Bracing herself, Kyoko jams her head into the wounded engine. It works: the tank roars to life. Homura watches through a para-scope as Sayaka floors it, sending her vehicle in a suicide charge. Homura smirks as she takes aim for the killing shot. But then something new fills her view. Homura stares in numb confusion at a bespectacled face filling the entirety of the scope, a face bearing the most incredible beard she had ever seen in her life. A choir splits the heavens, voices from nowhere extolling this strange figure. Seconds later, Homura and her tank are obliterated, wiped from existence by the sheer force of the man's facial hair. Kyoko and Sayaka emerge from the tank, watching the demise of their adversary. Kyoko is the first to regain her voice, and she lets out a mighty cry of victory... "VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!" And they lived happily ever after.
They lived happily ever after... under the constant shadow cast by the facial hair and spectacles of Georgy Evgenievich Matsievsky, knowing that should they displease him, the bearded lord would--- *"MATSIEVSKY GENERAL!:*
Now, this is our deserved sequel to Rebellion. God damn it all to Hell, but watchin Rebellion as a wee lass just made me so angry and sad. Really. Anime can be friggin depressin!
I watched all the other videos leading up to this one and this episode actually had some kinda narrative to it it was hard to believe. But then that ending.. I have never been thrown off guard so badly in my life.
YOU'RE BACK!!!!! IM SO HAPPY... your animation skills have really improved (everything is smoother!) and your sound effects are hilarious as always! im so glad to see more from you... ur videos make life just that much brighter
You did it! You finally did it, you made a new video! And a rather hilarious one too! And the longest of yours all! My soul can be in peace then! And fuck, those self-references were brilliant, especially one at 4:05! BTW where did you rip tank engine sounds from? They sound badass.
I just want to address a very minor issue that I am having with this channel. Evidently, you are all fans of Csp499's MMD videos. And you all love his content. But lately I realized that I also have a lot of likes on some of the comments. Is there a fanbase of my comments within the fanbase of Csp499 vids? But I digress and say that this was the most awesomest apple pie that I have ever tasted.
On one hand it wwas hearthbraking to see new piece of art from you dear Csp. But on the other it made too much sense. So i rate it banana and hope it I'll be more tree next time.
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Kyoko and Sayaka take a well-deserved break from their road trip to stop at a convenience store. Having been around the redhead for far longer than anyone should, Sayaka's morals have decayed quite drastically, to the point where she steals "Armageddon" beer to support her underage drinking habit. But imagine their surprise when they leave with their purchases, only to find a tank has aggressively taken over their parking space, and their convertible is now little more than a pile of twisted chrome beneath its treads. Never one to see the glass half-empty, Kyoko gets a brilliant idea, and manages to knock out the driver of the military vehicle so that the two could commandeer it. After a false start, the two manage to get the hang of piloting the complex machine, and off they went to continue their adventures. But little do they know that they are being followed, by a demonic sorceress with a tank of her own...
Still trapped in the endless desert, with almost every bone in her body reduced to shards from her earlier encounter with Kyoko and Sayaka, Mami Tomoe gallantly drags herself across the sand to the one thing that could possibly remove her from this purgatory: her painstakingly-crafted "To Anywhere" sign. And as luck would have it, no sooner did she manage to retrieve her sign than she hears an odd rumbling. Looking around hurts her neck, but she manages to catch a glimpse of a massive tank. Suddenly, she's scooped up, and for a moment, she dares to dream: the tank lurches and begins to move, and she realizes that escape from this hellhole is nigh. She doesn't care what her destination is: she is willing to go ANYWHERE!
Unfortunately, 'anywhere' turns out to be a mere five feet away from where she started. She is tossed headfirst from the tank, and though it is muffled by the sand she is still able to hear the war machine rumbling away, never to return.
Kyoko and Sayaka have a good laugh at the blonde girl's expense, but their revelry is cut short as they see something approaching in the distance: huge, metallic and armed to the gills. Sayaka uses two Armageddon bottles as impromptu binoculars, raising them to her eyes to see a dark figure rise from the bowels of this new enemy tank. Raven locks swaying in the desert wind, Homura fixes her target with a glare. Soon, vengeance for her unwelcome trip down the canal all those months before would be hers.
The danger resonating with her at last, Sayaka shrieks in terror as she and Kyoko retreat into the depths of their tank, firing two shots in rapid succession. They might as well be throwing wads of paper: Homura watches in bemusement as the shells glance harmlessly off her ride before giving a rebuttal: a terrified-looking woman is launched from the barrel, rocketing through the air and colliding with the opposing tank with enough force to knock it clean off its treads for an instant. Seconds later, the overtaxed engine blows out entirely.
Their ears ringing, Kyoko and Sayaka cling to each other, awaiting the end. But then Kyoko gets another idea. For a second, their eyes meet, and Sayaka realizes with a thrill of horror what the redhead is planning. It was insanely risky, but their only chance nonetheless. The two take a breath, center themselves, then leap into action. Kyoko leaps from the tank as Sayaka climbs into the driver's seat, a steely glare on her face. Outside, Kyoko gives her finger a sharp pull, and her head begins to spin like a drill on her shoulders. Bracing herself, Kyoko jams her head into the wounded engine.
It works: the tank roars to life. Homura watches through a para-scope as Sayaka floors it, sending her vehicle in a suicide charge. Homura smirks as she takes aim for the killing shot.
But then something new fills her view. Homura stares in numb confusion at a bespectacled face filling the entirety of the scope, a face bearing the most incredible beard she had ever seen in her life. A choir splits the heavens, voices from nowhere extolling this strange figure.
Seconds later, Homura and her tank are obliterated, wiped from existence by the sheer force of the man's facial hair.
Kyoko and Sayaka emerge from the tank, watching the demise of their adversary. Kyoko is the first to regain her voice, and she lets out a mighty cry of victory...
"VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!"
And they lived happily ever after.
They lived happily ever after... under the constant shadow cast by the facial hair and spectacles of Georgy Evgenievich Matsievsky, knowing that should they displease him, the bearded lord would---
*"MATSIEVSKY GENERAL!:*
It's always nice too find a good wordsmith around these parts.
Plus there was RvB music for the tank
The MMD Finale we didn't know we deserved
Now, this is our deserved sequel to Rebellion.
God damn it all to Hell, but watchin Rebellion as a wee lass just made me so angry and sad.
Really. Anime can be friggin depressin!
I thought that Sayaka and Kyoko were gonna make out in the tank before they died.
Kyoko was givin' the look, is all I'm saying.
yas
I thought Kyoko wanted to be shot out of the canon, to defeat Homura, but Sayaka wouldn't let her.
Visceral Emu it's weird I thought the same thing too
Visceral Emu i was dissapointed
agree
That was totally worth the wait.
"worth the wait" Gabe Newell 2016
"After nine years in development..." - Gabe Newell 2007
sayaka and kyouko stage a coup in Turkey
I guess that makes it a turkey coop?
This video has actual connection to every other MMD video you've made lol wow
4:05 This is the part where i realized i should just turn off my brain and enjoy the hilarity. xD
100% worth the wait. i almost lost it when you brought back Mami from Kyoko and Sayaka ride again
Poor Mami. I thought Kyoko and Sayaka would remember their canon seperate friendships with her.
That was surprisingly intense.
Well done.
(Also Homura's glow-in-the-dark eyes are PARALYZING)
video came out almost 6 years ago. I still come back to watch it a lot. XDD
Remove Megüca
you don't know how much life this video has brought me. thank you.
This is art. I love it
Let the legend come back to life
I watched all the other videos leading up to this one and this episode actually had some kinda narrative to it it was hard to believe. But then that ending.. I have never been thrown off guard so badly in my life.
Thanks to this video, I know more than I never needed to know about Yevgeny Osipovich Matsievsky.
I started screaming in excitement at 3:06 lmao
This is how Rebellion should've ended.
The sign did say anywhere
You are genuinely my favorite animator on RUclips.
tfw RVB reference with the music playing in the tank
What the hell is that music?
That RvB music sold the whole thing I was dying.
what is the music at 3:00
"I've Been Waiting for this Moment" from Puella Magi Madoka Magica; Rebellion Story ♥
Anyone else watching this in quarintine or 2021?
The grand return
did you ever know that you're my hero
thank you RUclips Recommendations
This videos from madoka magica transformed me into a weeb, thanks
where is your patreon damn it
I already have a job.
+Csp499 kms
You should have one, just to rake the money off your followers. ;)
I like how Kyouko did that drill thing again.
Meguca bless you for providing such wonderful content.
YOU'RE BACK!!!!! IM SO HAPPY... your animation skills have really improved (everything is smoother!) and your sound effects are hilarious as always! im so glad to see more from you... ur videos make life just that much brighter
Your upload made me more excited than I should.
4:23 xD
this is canon
God what a fucking classic
Homura is going to avenge Mami and I don't think it is the end she could come back to haunt them
[SEE'S ANGLER-FISH PANZER IV]
I have never clicked that fast in my life.
Sayaka hoarding all that "Armageddon" stuff at the beginning...god, I can relate. It's just like me with Baja Blast when I find it in stores.
You are worth so many more subscribers than you have right now.
Ha! The little "To Anywhere" thing returns! xDD
THAT WAS BLOODY AWESOME!
Whoa now... thats way more plot then usual... not sure how to deal...
So what's the social commentary behind this work of art?
Three
I love these things.
man, two uploads from dudes I haven't seen stuff from in years? incredible
Let me guess, Csp and cyriak?
+Kite Asura nah, forgot the words "in the same day"
the other guy is PurpleEyesWTF
+Kite Asura That new Cyriak animation was pretty great tho
so thats what happen to mami. huh.
Girls un panzer and madoka Magica, best combo ever.
I want this series to continue
RIP Azunyan(((
Мациевский генерал!
Предводитель всем войскам!
A masterpiece, this might be your freaking magnum opus right here! Very well done! xD (Kinda admit tho, that ending was unexpected.)
This was well worth the wait.
This stuff is great fren, thanks for posting it and working so hard!
Never stop
please make a full length movie.
The RvB Warthog music was a great addition to the tank.
You sir are an absolute god.
I love this more than anything else in the world. Ever.
thank you for sharing your creativity with us
You did it! You finally did it, you made a new video! And a rather hilarious one too! And the longest of yours all!
My soul can be in peace then!
And fuck, those self-references were brilliant, especially one at 4:05!
BTW where did you rip tank engine sounds from? They sound badass.
Garry's Mod ACF sounds
Csp499 Tank you!
I just found this channel and I have never been more confused.
"Take one last look at your precious human Moon, because it cannot save you now"
that red vs blue reference tho
care to tell the title? cant remember what it was.
From what series/thing are the girls in green uniforms from?
...They're kinda cute
Girls und panzer
I have found the cure to cancer this video
0:50 Guess she knocked her lights out.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Glad to see you back. This is hilarious.
How did I get here and why has the door locked behind me?
I just want to address a very minor issue that I am having with this channel. Evidently, you are all fans of Csp499's MMD videos. And you all love his content. But lately I realized that I also have a lot of likes on some of the comments. Is there a fanbase of my comments within the fanbase of Csp499 vids?
But I digress and say that this was the most awesomest apple pie that I have ever tasted.
this is art.
FINALLY
Miho Nishizumi: Wait a second, THE HELL IS THAT MUSIC?!?
GOD IS ALIVE
What took you so long
Am I the only one to recognize the portal 2 trailer theme there?
R.I.P mako
I've been playing WAY too much Tales of Zestiria, and seriously thought that was Rose for a second there.
That said, laughing my ass off here.
This channel is just weeaboo looney toons in the best way possible.
Best part was her taking the light bulb an knocking her out with it.
This is gold
10/10 super fuckin epic,especially the ending
oh cool mami is alive
Would love to see a short with Mami or possibly if so Misaka.
all in all though this has one of the more accurate titles
Great work as usual, Csp.
Death in the shape of a Panzer Battalion!
Oh God yes...all of this...YES.
On one hand it wwas hearthbraking to see new piece of art from you dear Csp.
But on the other it made too much sense.
So i rate it banana and hope it I'll be more tree next time.
I like the bit where the thing yes hmmm.
Oh how I missed these.
this is freaking amazing
I found love
What is the song that starts at 3:45?
ruclips.net/video/c624QWR3CXI/видео.html
Thanks!
i knew it was from portal!
HE LIVES
Ever thought about using Source Filmmaker?
what is the song at 1:01
True art.
i refuse to believe this is MMD, this has to be GMod
are you gonna keep uploading cuase you make my day whenever I watch one of these
oh look you guys, a new vid from Csp499