I didn't realize how essential the "guest gets to choose their seat" bit is to the entire vibe and my enjoyment of the show. This is like going to Mcdonalds and discovering they stopped selling French fries. This is like going to a movie theater, and finding out they stopped selling popcorn. This is like going to brush your teeth, and being confused because you have no teeth, and forgot you use dentures because of the dimentia. This is like taking your car to a mechanic because of the check engine light, only to discover the light is off the day of your appointment, and the mechanic doesn't find anything, but the check engine light turns on again the very next day. Look my point is that I'm not mad, just disappointed.
47:20 I read Moby Dick about 6 months ago and it is hilariously funny! It reads like a Loony Toons episode directed by the Coen Brothers. It would actually be cool if the Coens made it into a movie. The book is a prophecy as well. Melville is predicting the trajectory of the USA from the 1800s, with the ship as a symbol for the United States.
Did you know David's shorts are ripped because they were originally his wife's Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants pants but the wear and tear of traveling all these years has turned them into shorts.
i used to think greg was david and david was greg because the voice sounded similar to me when fitz dog was on stern. love you in scary movie greg. greg david. STAAAATIOONN
My dad actually doesn't have a stomach. He has cancer and they had to ectomy the whole thing. Food just goes straight into his small intestine from his esophagus, what he can manage. Lots of liquid meals.
@@alienbob21 Watch it buddy! I’ve warned another commenter the chair bit commenting is mine - and mine only! In 2-3 months when I’m all recovered from the back surgery, we’ll have a pillow fight. Yeah, Bob, I can feel you shaking in your boots already. Because, after all, who gives a f*ck what Marc Maron thinks? Not this guy!
@@ash8298David and HeadGum are cruel and cold as ice. To have his best chair bit ever last week, and then this episode drop today sans any bit, I mean WTF (w/ Marc Maron)!
*Who else is watching this in a hospital bed after having major back surgery?* With 5% battery on your iPhone and no charger? Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta. Sidebar: I genuinely like this episode. But the stories they’re telling are EXACTLY what Bo Burnham and Tim Heidecker hilariously lampoon.
I hope that becomes a thing. I love listening to WTF and Maron’s specials. But holy shit does the guy have an ego. (And I agree with most of his takes!)
My dad actually doesn't have a stomach. He has cancer and they had to ectomy the whole thing. Food just goes straight into his small intestine from his esophagus, what he can manage. Lots of liquid meals.
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Fitz is the best podcast guest, so many awesome stories..
I didn't realize how essential the "guest gets to choose their seat" bit is to the entire vibe and my enjoyment of the show. This is like going to Mcdonalds and discovering they stopped selling French fries. This is like going to a movie theater, and finding out they stopped selling popcorn. This is like going to brush your teeth, and being confused because you have no teeth, and forgot you use dentures because of the dimentia. This is like taking your car to a mechanic because of the check engine light, only to discover the light is off the day of your appointment, and the mechanic doesn't find anything, but the check engine light turns on again the very next day.
Look my point is that I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Love the GBV appreciation from David!
"i dont care what Marc Maron thinks of me" instant classic
Fitzsimmons is always a good time
I love the GBV talk!
This Missoulian is excited to have you back, David! Thanks for the kind words about our blue dot in a red state!
I seriously learn so much cool shit watching this pod cast. Thank you.
Really authentic individuals.
Love Greg!
47:20 I read Moby Dick about 6 months ago and it is hilariously funny! It reads like a Loony Toons episode directed by the Coen Brothers. It would actually be cool if the Coens made it into a movie. The book is a prophecy as well. Melville is predicting the trajectory of the USA from the 1800s, with the ship as a symbol for the United States.
Where ideas can hang out and do whatever
Great episode. Definitely one of the better ones. Laughed my ass off
just surprised to click so quick after posting. You are both pretty rad comedians. Great humors
Always a great time with these two silly boys
I was just craving a little David, how convenient
Did you know David's shorts are ripped because they were originally his wife's Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants pants but the wear and tear of traveling all these years has turned them into shorts.
We need Paul F. Tomkins on this podcast ASAP!
And Jay Johnston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😮
YES
I was drinking a Guinness when I put this on, was not expecting the Guinness speak in the beginning mind blown
Thanks mike
i used to think greg was david and david was greg because the voice sounded similar to me when fitz dog was on stern. love you in scary movie greg. greg david. STAAAATIOONN
Great episode! However, where was the beginning part?
Breakfast in America by Supertramp is such a fantastic album.
Marc Maron stewing right now, beside himself.
He always is stewing about something and it's not because he's a cook
Greg: "It's fading..."
David: "Alright."
A couple lovely geezers membering gigs. Loovleh. 👏
My dad actually doesn't have a stomach. He has cancer and they had to ectomy the whole thing. Food just goes straight into his small intestine from his esophagus, what he can manage. Lots of liquid meals.
I am fond of these two guys.
There is a Guinness Brewery in Baltimore!🍻
Elephant 6. Classic
Sounds like you’re talking about Tim Thomerson
Marc Maron said he thinks your beard makes you look like an Amish comic. Where's your hat?. Good guest, I enjoyed the conversation.
Dave got on his castaway shorts.
Grapefruit Simmons!
If you look in Sandy Duncan’s medicine cabinet, just to left of the Visine is a bottle of Windex.
Where is the "You get to choose your seat." bit?
The bit that never gets old or funny...
Your reply was funny though
@@alienbob21 Watch it buddy! I’ve warned another commenter the chair bit commenting is mine - and mine only! In 2-3 months when I’m all recovered from the back surgery, we’ll have a pillow fight. Yeah, Bob, I can feel you shaking in your boots already. Because, after all, who gives a f*ck what Marc Maron thinks? Not this guy!
@@ash8298David and HeadGum are cruel and cold as ice. To have his best chair bit ever last week, and then this episode drop today sans any bit, I mean WTF (w/ Marc Maron)!
@@uncletom356 pillow fight?! You're on. Heal up buttercup. Gonna hit you with the fluff
If I saw David, I would have to be that guy. "Hey, 'Answer your Telephone' guy! Even if it doesn't ring, answer your telephone!"
Grapefruit getting around.
I interact with other humans. I'll say hello to you and chat you up.
Greg made me laugh very hard at Governor's Comedy Club Levittown, NY.
"Who are you into....Styx?" 😅
As I lay Dying was set in Mississippi not Missouri. Town was Jefferson
dawg it's flann o'brien, not flannery 😄😄
More caring... Wtfitzdog
David, do you know how drunk I have to be to watch this?
Pennyroyal Tea, makes you baby free.
database of limericks after dinner
Don’t they brew Guinness in Maryland as well?
*Who else is watching this in a hospital bed after having major back surgery?* With 5% battery on your iPhone and no charger? Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
Sidebar: I genuinely like this episode. But the stories they’re telling are EXACTLY what Bo Burnham and Tim Heidecker hilariously lampoon.
Lol, where'd you play, was it the moon tower or the happy lobster?
@@LukeMcGuireoides Is that from the Heidecker spoof of Rogan(e)?
RRRRRRRRRRRRREGAETON!
Jeez, Greg: Three podcasts in three days? Relax, dude.
isn't that the guy from men in black?
Guinness is brewed in over 49 countries worldwide and owns 5 breweries. So…yeah
Personally, I'm more of a beginning of the end of the beginning, type of guy. It takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Yes it does.
Take a drink every time David touches his nose or the back of his head.
Is this Mike Fitzsimmons' son? The nuclear physicist!?
David the tear in your short is enticing my wife. Please do not show so much skins on the podcast
I want Marc Maron to like me but I know that he probably wouldn't. But also Marc Maron doesn't care what Marc Maron thinks of me.
Corn
I hate seeing greg bored
David is kinda cunty in this episode. He always is but it's glaring against Greg's niceness.
And who cares what Marc Maron says about you....
I hope that becomes a thing. I love listening to WTF and Maron’s specials. But holy shit does the guy have an ego. (And I agree with most of his takes!)
Stopped listening to Fitzdog after his “it’s time to forgive Louis CK and move on” rant
@@beewcar It is time though, get over it.
This was boring
Greg Fitzsimmons is boring.
please get tim robinson id die happy
My dad actually doesn't have a stomach. He has cancer and they had to ectomy the whole thing. Food just goes straight into his small intestine from his esophagus, what he can manage. Lots of liquid meals.