The Emperor of Mankind | Warhammer 40,000
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh - the stuff of which the Imperium is made.
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My will be done.
may the gods have mercy on chaos for no one else will
The Emperor protects!
Praise the emperor
May your archivists find the lost lore of old and be protected by the Emperors light in the stars. Ave Imperator, The Emperor Protects!
The Emperor protects.
" there was no field in which he did not excel" except parenthood
Whoa there, you're going to start a fire with that burn.
The scorching of Prospero is but a weak candle flame in comparison to that burn.
granted the Emperor is so insanely old
he's most likely been an actual good parent at some point in the 40'000 years he's walked the earth
it could be that his Immortality and massively long life caused him to loose the portion of his humanity that granted you the paternal protectiveness and nurturing care needed to raise and father children. my guess is that seeing your own offspring being born either dying horribly or growing old and decaying while you remain the same over and over again for thousands of years would cause any man to see that having sons just wasn't worth it even then the Emperor created the primarchs to be his generals not his sons they were tools and war machines not men of the people or his heirs.
As we all know, the best safewards against the corrupting temptation of chaos is a caring father figure
He was the best dad, it was those chaos gods that were the issue they were a bad influence on his kids. His primarchs just got mixed in with the wrong crowd there's nothing he could do 🤣.
Emperor: I don’t want to be praised as a God
Also the Emperor: *Literally is 14 ft tall, wears golden armour and yields a fire sword while also possessing psychic powers*
Emperoro: you should know not to judge a book by its cover ... looking like a god on the outside does not make one a god not does it mean the person wants to be treated as one (TTS Reference Professor Emperor has spoken :D )
@@Ower8x The Emperor was a gold-obsessed megalomaniac shredded in mystery who never explained where he and his powers came from. And he got "surprised-Pikachu-faced" when some people he visited a century ago started worshipping him.
@@Oscar_Lasco Found the Chaostard.
@@inquisitorialllama638 Found the Impnut
@@Oscar_Lasco This the Imperium, love it or get out.
"Machine, heal thyself"
-The Emperor of Mankind, ordering a Titan (or was it a knight?) to repair itself, which proceeds to do just that.
@@antcow1239 I knew it was on Mars, just couldn't remember whether it was a Knight or a full Titan.
Thanks for confirming.
@@gokbay3057 I still think he recognized that those machines still had self-repair protocols and systems that were forgotten over the ages, and he merely reactivated it while saying something dramatic. Wouldn't be the first time someone lost the instruction manual to something and forgot a bunch of features, only to have someone who knew all the features show them some neat tricks.
@@Kalebfenoir yeah its called the dark age of tech pay wall. not just anyone can unlock the hidden dark age features
@@Kalebfenoir No. He made it whith his mental power, he can modifiqued with his mind the materia.
Sorry for my bad inglish, I am from Spain.
@Cian Abroad it was his first major visit as the actual Emperor and not as some other Identity. This was a big, public show with his personal landing craft and an absolutely MASSIVE show. And he also had to simultaneously put himself as the Omnissiah so that the Mechanicum would accept him without question. So a grand gesture and fancy speech and the healing of a machine by accessing its long forgotten self-repair would go a long way to cementing his claims. Which it did.
Emperor “am not a god”
Humanity “ok”
Emperor “dies and suffers eternally to protect humanity while doing miracles and having literal angels fight for him”
Humanity “ok guys well now he is definitely a god”
Its hard to argue with the evidences
he literally permanently emits light and is a 12foot living golden statue
@Rosa Barks telling a toaster to fix itself is normal?
@Rosa Barks but he claimed to be the machine spirit aka the god of the techno guys
@Rosa Barks the machine spirit is the void dragon
"Stop quoting me."
-The Emperor of Mankind
"No, father it is. FUN." - Rogal Dorn
*I have SO MANY THINGS to Complain about.*
I'm sure if we gave the Emperor a Text-to-Speech device, it'd solve alot.
that's a great idea you could even make a youtube series about it
maybe call it "if we gave the emperor a way to speak" or something along those lines
I Think the Mechanicus are able to make such device but they required a shinny metal box called a toaster.
I imagine that he would have a lot of stupid shit to complain about
ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
That “flayed alive man” you barely mentioned was no mere man. He was Ollanius Pius, a soldier of the Imperial Guard and the bravest man in the Galaxy.
"surrounded by giants, he stood the tallest"
That man had to carry his balls around in a wheel barrel they were so big
@@codyyoung5946 he had an imperial titan carrying his balls for him because they were too heavy an large
I thinks its a terminator
Actually he is an Soldier of the Imperial Army The Imperial army Controlled both Land Air and Space... After the Horus Heresy the Imperium Feared the Power that the Imperial army had Divided the branch into to 2 The Imperial Guard and the Imperial Navy...
"It's ya boi."
-Man-Emperor of Mankind
Ah good old emps with his text to speech device and his fiery temper
@@maxy1172 boi
I knew it was somehwere
@@Zoloft77 that's enough of that heresy
Our boi
That boi
Big E
"For ten thousand years he sat in silence..."
Then they installed a Text-to-Speech Device, and the legend began
ABOUT F****** TIME
@@AJPDing “i have so many things to complain about”
@@crimsondynamo615 “First of all, why do I only have one glass eyeball in one of my sockets?”
_"Behold mortals, I have returned from the eternal sleep with the sickest mixtape"_
God I’ve been waiting for this comment🤣🤣
Note: "casually and cruelly flayed, A MAN alive". Meaning an ordinary human, not some Space Marine Terminator or Custodes. Nice going Templin, Ollanius Pius approves.
The better recanonise Ollanius in the last Horus heresy books or so help me
@@lucaswatson1913 They did and didn't. The siege of terra books have a descended of Ollanius guarding a flag of the emperor against a space marine they win, and when talking to a remembrancer about it since they realise they are dead anyway they decide to embellish the story.
@@the_dropbear4392 damn, cool, but not fucking good enough!
Death Korps: "We're gonna dig in and withstand whatever overwhelming assault you throw at us, then open fire on all your positions pummeling you with every last store of our ammunition, then affix bayonets and charge you with absolute disregard for our own lives, that'll show you how "ordinary" we are."
Y’all are acting like you haven’t read Know No Fear, OR Saturnine. Ollanius Pius was living presumably the last of his many, MANY lives on Calth when the Word Bearers hit it, and he had a flashback to THE BATTLE OF FUCKING VERDUN. Olly P is a perpetual. As far as I know, Olly was actually a perpetual before even the Emperor was born. The genetic mother of the Primarchs, Erda, said that Ollanius Pius was the oldest of their number, always a religious soul, content to live a normal life, never actually given to ambition even approaching that of the Emperor.
“Yey”
- The Emperor
The Emperor protects : )
Rogal Dorn: "Father, that is my line"
@@thatprofessorguy8316 "shut up you overgrown roadside cone"
Yey indeed.
@@maxpayne930
An having a loaded bolter never hurt either.
Let it be remembered that in that last moment, Horus finally gained clarity as the Ruinous Powers abandoned him and only then he was able to look to his father with regret and shame for what he had done.
In that last moment, the Emperor of Mankind had to obliterate not the Champion of Chaos, but his favored son that was lead astray.
Source please?
@@chromitehertz9016 I'd seen them posting around so it's probably from one of the Horus Heresy novels. Couldn't tell you which one though, sorry.
Hey National Socialism, Congrats to being new to 40k. Taking the BL novels as 100% true, 100% canon is the dumbest thing you could do. They repeatedly contradict established codex lore, contradict each other, and many times contradict themselves. They are not 100% reliable sources, and BL even says this in repeated interviews.
Honestly, if everything written was true, then genestealers would have nothing to do with Tyranids, and Irks could have kids.
Stop being loud and stupid, pick one.
@National Socialism Ok Mr. National Socialism
@National Socialism "Neoliberal Capitalist"
said by the person who adheres to an ideology propped up by Capitalists lol
"Well, of course I know him. He's me."
Oh my Lord......how are you my emperor
@@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 Oh, you know. Just chilling on the golden throne. How are you?
@@andrescd9327 I'm....ok i some how made a peace deal with my world's demons since we have a coman foe
@@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 You know, I'm not usually the one to purge heretics.
But I'm afraid I'll have to make an exception this time.
@@andrescd9327 my Lord I'm loyal to you and you alone
Chaos Cultist: Celebrates that the Emperor is Dying.
Chaos Gods: *Sweating Intensifies*
Imperial Cultists: surprised Pikachu face
Necrons:- Laughs
Eldar:- Laughs WITHIN Ynnead like SOUNDS
HUMANITY:- CRYS THEN LAUGHS THEN CRYS AGAIN AND GET'S SO HAPPY THE WARP GETS PURIFIED
EVERYONE BUT CHAOS:+ HAPPY
CHAOS:+ SLEEP SLEEP A GOOD CHAOS GOD SLEEPS
CHAOS GODS:+ OKAY MAMA WARPA
“Now guys, no worshipping me as a god, understand?”
“Yes sir, God-Emperor of Mankind!”
“Oh for fu-“
*Emperor facepalms and sighs*
"I fear no evil, I fear no pain, I fear no death. The Emperor will protect me"-Astartes mantra.
Yes, he will.
"Lol no"
Shalaxi Hellbane, Keeper of Secrets
[Hate to use this but I'll send....]
[ *'[▲]: |to the* [O], 'you' *are a means to a end. to [me],* 'you' *|Not this Oozeball of a king| are Majestic. Majestic.| ' - ' |Don't hurry to deliver* 'your' *[answer]. [I'll] come over and [hear] it |[▲]| [myself] |[▲]| .| '.* ]
(At least 2 Guardian-players are in this section).
"ANESTHETIC REQUIRED
ANESTHETIC REQUIRED
ANESTHETIC REQUIRED"
-Big Emps,circa M41
"Tremble before the majesty of the Emperor, for we all walk beneath his immortal shadow."
@@tachy1801 reenforcements have been dispatched towards the Gothic sector... the warp storm it is G O N E!
Stand tall in the glory of the Emperor, for we all live with his immortal blessings
Stand tall thou in the glory of the Emperor, for his glory and his majesty are thine own.
@@Robert_Douglass Your life is Emperor's coin. Spend it wisely.
@@HTWW My home is not the Emperor's bank account.
When they were talking about the four figures on the mountain, I thought they were fictional. Then I tried to picture it in me head, and I out-loud exclaimed: 'Holy sh*t, they're talking about Mt Rushmore!'
Yep and knowing Big E he probably had them cut power armor suits onto them. Sadly mt. rushmore was supposed to be full bodies but the carver never finished
I was searching for this story in fluff but it just might be something that Templin just came up with but it's cool nonetheless
it cant be though. the only mountain left on terra is the mount evererst
@@ztheo2280 wouldn't be the first lore conflict 50yesrs of lore will do that
IKR!
The Emperor is really a very interesting character, because he's essentially the exaggeration of the best and the worst humanity has to offer. I still think that the short story where he meets the last priest on Earth to be one of the most well-written character studies written in sci-fi.
The last church would have been better if their arguments for and against religion weren't that fucking stupid
A Christian priest ?
@@Lado909 no
@@nicholasbrown668ja
@@Lado909 he wasnt a Christian priest tho
“Long live the Imperium!”
- some poor guardsman before taking a bolter to the face
Not just a bolt round but the whole bolter, huh? Must have run out of ammo shooting the rest of the platoon and threw it at the poor guy.
@@robertcapestany6019 This is why the Death Korps always bring their bayonets...
I think you mean glorious Martyr
@@NODnuke45 And/or shovels.
Or bring eaten by a Tyrannid.
"No world beyond my rule. No foe beyond my wrath."
No ability to stand silly corpse worshipers
@@goreobsessed2308 (whispers) hey........hey........did i just hear HERESY (RUSSIAN STYLE FIRES BOLTER)
@@goreobsessed2308 He does not need to stand to spank your ass so hard Slaneesh would be impressed.
The Silent King is silently bemused.
@@goreobsessed2308 If you will not kneel, heretic, you will merely die standing.
Preparing my body for a thousand TTS quotes
[ b A z I n G a ]
@@GreenKnight343 while its still primarily humor oriented it has grown beyond just a parody series .. with some of the plots and developments being genuinely intriguing and emotional ... like the end of ep 26 part 1 and the latest ep 29
Stop reading my actions like I am some spook pop-up book.
@Tom Broome it also teaches you a good amount of 40k lore in an entertaining way
@@Ower8x it has evolved into what fanbase desired, yet not dared to ask . it has such a bueaty within its writin, that beares near infinit potential, and honesly, GW could learn a lot from them.
"What is our duty?"
"TO SERVE THE EMPEROR'S WILL."
"What is the Emperor's Will?"
"THAT WE FIGHT AND DIE."
"What is death?"
"IT IS OUR DUTY."
By The Chaplain
If that is the false emperor's decree, just cut out the middleman and take a cyanide capsule.
"What is our duty?"
"TO SERVE THE EMPEROR'S WILL."
"What is the Emperor's Will?"
"THAT WE FIGHT AND DIE."
"What is death?"
"IT IS OUR DUTY."
@@Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre you know, if you are that depressed then speak to someone. Don't throw your life away for the false-emperor.
i dance between slaanesh/emperor. Id rather die for my species than a mountain of meth and be consumed and tossed aside anyways. thats why i side with my emperor. the gods dont protect they harm. @@jacobkleinsasser5658
"Give names to the four kings carved into the face of a lone mountain" Youre saying Mt Rushmore survived all of this?!
That's what I thought.
Also, since they were carved in granite, It's possible that it may have survived.
Mount Rushmore is granite, which erodes roughly 1 inch every 10,000 years. Since each of the noses is about 240 inches long, they might last up to 2.4 million years before they completely wear away.
@@8vantor8 good that you use the imperial systen.
@@MouldMadeMind of course i do, I'm American
@@MouldMadeMind i saw what you did there
*The awkward Moment when the Emperor is suddenly recovered*
Emperor: Will you please listen I am not the Messiah
The entire Imperium: HE IS THE MESSIAH
Also Emperor: That wasn't in the job description.
“He is not the messiah. He is a very naughty boy.”
@@crimsondynamo615 Emperor: *What did you say to me, you little [Redacted]!*
@@crimsondynamo615 It's meant as a joke.
ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
HERESY! HE is the God-Emperor of Mankind.
@@flavius2884 nah man you gotta see the new canon its called if the emperor had a text to speech device and he specifically asked for all of the inquisitorial department to disband, and after they didn't he sent them all to the warp.
They survived.
Haha this thread is funny, XD Flavius you gotta get in with the times
*Monkey Noises*
@@zeanamush BANANA!!!!
"If the emperor not intended I suffer, I would feel no pain" Glory to the Emperor.
So are you implying that in "death" the Emperor is becoming more powerful than we can possibly imagine?
Hello there
@@monkemonke2298 General Kenobi
That's one theory, also one that drives Cypher's mission to "kill" the Emperor, to be reborn as a Warp God.
@Miguel Mauro yeah like a theories that i have heard is that bc of humankind worshiping him like a god he's becoming more powerful than the chaos god
Well it's been confirmed now so ig so
I love how 40k is so over the top, that ascending to God would be considered quite the underperforming
The Emperor: "Do you have any idea how much power I would have to give up to become a god?"
Emperor literally sounds like the main character of an rpg game, helps people everywhere in the best ways possible, and great in every field, dude literally save scummed his way through every dialog and quest option to get the perfect playthroughs
He didn't get the perfect playrhrough tho did he 💀
Sounds like a main character... Is just set dressing. Doesn't even reach the level of NPC.
"He who stands above all men is not a man, but a god.
He who stands in front of all men is not a god, but a man."
I suppose then, standing taller than all men technically qualifies you to be a god, but doing it in front of them makes you a man.
I can see why lorgar got confused.
He's the Man-Emperor of Mankind.
@Cian Abroad funny thing is yes he was a tyrant but without him we as in humanity would be extinct.
@@abnegazher And you will worship him as such!
@Cian Abroad The Imperium is Grimdark, not because of the Emperor, but because they lost him before his works were complete. The Golden Age was in fact a golden age.
PRAISE THE MAN EMPEROR
Imagine being so heretical that you hit dislike on this holy document.
Bah. REAL Heretics jump at the chance to educate themselves on The Corpse.
To win the Long War, we must know our enemy.
There was plenty heresy tho.
Mars is more sacred. The Emperor imprisoned a dragon there for a reason fleshling.
We shall sentence them to death-masking.
*chuckles in Black Legion *
"One unbreakable shield against the coming darkness, one last blade forged in defiance of fate, let them be my legacy to the galaxy I conquered, and my final gift to the species I failed."
-Inscription upon the Arcus Daemonica, attributed to the Emperor of Mankind
"Tremble before the majesty of the Emperor, for we all walk in his immortal shadow!"
Death Korps: YOU HEARD THE EMPEROR! NOW WE'RE GOING TO DEFY "FATE" AND CHARGE THE ENEMY AND WE'RE GOING TO LIKE IT, EVEN AS WE DIE!
The Emperor protects so must we
Let the galaxy burn with the divine light of his majesty. By the immortal will of our lord upon the throne, millions of faithful souls march against the innumerable tides of horror and malice. Let the throne fail, let the Throneworld sing his praises as the eternal lightning bolt of Terra strikes down the mutant, the heretic, and the Xenos. The Emperor Protects, the Emperor defends, the Emperor absolves. Let faith be our shield!
Ffs man this stuff is what makes me want to be a better man.
So stupid yet so inspiring.
[a lone near dead human raises the sign of the imperium the aquila with his hands, and raises it to the heavens]
"I am the Emperor. For millennia I have stridden across life carefully watching as the seed of what is to come has risen from its earthly barrows into the starlit sky. This seed, known as Mankind, I have existed along from the time of my birth. I let the seed grow, I nurtured it, did my best to have it remain healthy and secure. But, as it kept on growing, I could not keep up. I could not come with it, but could only watch from afar as its health deteriorated and vegetation grew bleak. As I entered into the realm of the half-life the only thing I could experience was despair. My work that I had driven to construct for such a long time had been obliterated in but a mere moment. Mankind, my once pure seed, had fallen into the hands of sheer, corrosive, and preposterous prudence. And at no other time has this been displayed as intensely as this very moment. Because holy fucking shit these questions are the worst fucking shit I have ever read what ever became of mankind?" --If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device
which episode was this?
@@berkayt5319 12.5 I think, the first Q&A episode.
@@manhphuc4335 thank you mate
“Father, when my brothers return we need to have a discussion about your fitness as a parent. You seem to have had children about 20 millennia too early...”
-Dorn, TTS
Praise the Emperor.
"And you need to move the fuck out already!" -TTS the Emperor
@@dylanlloyd7301 “nope”
-primarch Rogal Dorn
@@LAV-III "That one's new." - TTS The Emperor
Didnt get hacked this time, Templin must have upgraded their security.
Just as Planned.
I think it had more to do with whom they were speaking about. The Emperor of mankind believed in education, science and progress. The Templin Institute fulfills many of what he desired for his people to know. Knowledge and truth and the ability to question. It would be in the interest of the Emperor that such a small and merely insignificant transmission be allowed to go uninterrupted.
The Emperor Protects..
@@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent great scot you may be right!
Not sure if Will of the Emperor...or Galactic Nord VPN finally at work here
This time, there was no heresy. The inquisition seems to have set them straight.
*Brace yourself…* _Praise for the Emperor_ quotes incoming…
Just remember -
_"it is better to fanboy for the Emperor than troll for yourself"._
FOR THE EMPEROR
My armour is contempt,
My shield is disgust,
My sword is hatred.
In the Emperor's name,
Let.
None.
Survive.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR! .... NANI?!!
Yeeheheaa
@Cian Abroad Heretic!!!
One day, the chaos gods will send a highly educated technician team with the order to do absolutely everything to repair the Golden throne to prime state.
I'd believe it, they live in terror of what he would do if he came for them in the warp.
@@casacara in this case since the warp is powered by ideology and psychic thought the fact the emperor has transcended his own body and even progressed past his humanity if the throne were to finally fail and is he freed humanity would only further fuel him
@@seasons1745 I'd prefer to think that like in Warhammer 50k, the Emperor's time on the Golden Throne is full of agony, regret, and rage at what is happening to the Imperium. Once the throne fails, he becomes the Chaos god of apathy, unbelief, and order.
@JOELEZEQUIEL VICENTE ALONSO The Emporer is incredibly, undeniably powerful. But what he was during 30K couldn't stand up to The Chaos God's. If the belief thing is true, then he is the most powerful character in the setting
Chaos Cultist: Wait a minute. You actually want me to repair the device keeping the Emperor alive?
Chaos Gods: JUST DO IT!
"Life never gave us lemons! We invented them all by ourselves!"
The Emperor, possibly
"I AM A SKELETON."
-Man-Emperor Of Mankind, circa. 999.M40
you are supposed to be frightened
@@bolszewickiowcaorkow9052 no
“Skeletons are the most agitating framework known to man.”
@@srbrant5391 No...that would be the Imperium´s legal framework.
@@SirMarshalHaig _(stunned silence)_ Please tell me that my beloved Lex Imperialis has not been fucked with.
"I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED SUCH SUBLIME SCHADENFREUDE SINCE I BURNED THE LAST CHURCH OF TERRA."
- The Emperor
The fact that the imperial cult is the only thing keeping the emperor alive, seems to be the very definition of irony.
@Allthenews ordeath. The Emperor is a perpetual. The throne is keeping him prisoner, so Emps can keep the Astronomicon going and hold the demonic hordes back. Once the throne fails, the Emperor will return from the dead.
@@youtubevoice1050 there will be nowhere to return. Not only does he keep Astronomicon going and the palace gateway sealed, he also keeps Martian Labyrinth functional. If he should die, even if he'd reincarnate the next second, the Void Dragon would be free.
@@TheArklyte Every time I hear about the situation with the Emperor's status especially as it relates to the rest of the galaxy it seems to be building up to an "unstoppable force meets an immovable object" kind of situation. As in whatever happens it seems to be implied that the galaxy will remain dominated by forces in an endless stalemate against one another. Which honestly makes perfect sense, I mean this is the grim darkness of the far future and there is only war!
@@NODnuke45 that also describes our world. "War to End All Wars" became an ironic dark joke for a reason. Just like "End of the Cold War";)
The Emperor Protects
Best thing I've ever seen in a comments section. Warhammer is a British IP. You have the Union Jack as your profile picture. And you say "The Emperor Protects". Brilliant.
His Majesty the Emperor protects
And neither a loaded Bolter never hurt either
ha i ruined the 69
@@brysonfugarino861 heresy
"Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than live to see this".
-Roboute Guilliman.
There is still...hope!
Girlyboat is a wimp. All praise the GEOM!
Only in death duty ends
"Dad I miss you"-the short version
When the Emperor rises from his throne, we're all fucked.
First he would have this weird feeling, as if his limbs had bad connection.
Not necessarily.
Ecclesiarch: "But-"
Emperor: "Yes you can still wear your stupid fucking hat."
@@victorconway444 the entire ecclesiararchy: *"yay"*
we are all saved when the Emperor rises again
*Praise the Emperor! For he is the Salvation of Mankind!*
PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
@Cian Abroad yet the fact is without him we'd all be dead in 40K
Spoiler! Conan the Barbarian is the Emperor in his youth. Where he crushed his enemies, saw them driven before him, and heard the lamentations of the women!
I can actually see that
Was thinking Kane.
A reincarnated form of Peter Steele from Type I Negative.
What if he _won the prize_ at the end of the gathering in *HIGHLANDER*
(there was only one … film).
No no. Queen Elizabeth is the Emperor. I mean, Both are immortal, both owned an empire that fell apart, has a butt ton of kids which none of them would make a worthy replacement.
"Hey deamons, its ya boi."
Death Korps: *Happy gas mask noises*
"Your people call him Anathema. Is that an insult or a compliment?"
"An insult, to be sure. But one with a modicum of respect."
Good ol Halo reference
"He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods.." I'm sure that this is really heretical but i'm not sure how heretical it is from the perspective of most of the Imperium
Hint there aren't only the chaos god's
My oiled abs quiver at the narration of this video.
No! Begone stripper man!
Mmmmmm...... sexy machine
I summon prohibition hammer.
🤔...
...😆
You mean belly fat?
Damn, Custodes are NOT good at guarding the palace...
well the Palace is literally the exact 1to1 size of the Himalayans where the main plaza of the palace is as wide as an Ocean which is damn near impossible to guard every piece of it with only an army of 10,000.
you think the Astartes are few in number for every 10 Astartes where the selection process is one in 10'000 for a Custodes Selection for just 1 Custodes is one in a million.
Too busy oiling their abs.
@@annonhym487 they have their prioritise straight
@@michaelkean5969 the Custodies aren't limited to an army of 10,000 because of some dogmatic adherence like with the Codex Astartes. They are so few because they are so difficult to train.
Actually one of them is lucky enough to defeat the God Emperor and a Chaos God in a "children's card game" 😅
Am I the only one who's thinking about how the 4 Kings Mountain is Mt. Rushmore? I've heard of old relics like a Soviet Union Rocket toy being still around in the 41st Millennium, but I didn't expect Mt. Rushmore.
Then Queen Elizabeth is still alive during 40k
Mount Rushmore is predicted to survive for tens of thousands of years before it is eroding away
@@ethpling165 Earth was nuked during the age of strife though
Could have survived the strife nukes until Horus bombed Earth to rubble enough to re arrange tectonic plates.
@@FatGouf She always will be, you expected her to be dead?
Emperor is more alive than ever. Living Saints are awoken one by one across the Imperium. Legion of Damned is growing stronger and stronger. Champions of faith are starting to produce miracles on the daily basis. Nercron psychic dampers are proven to be useless against human faith and zealotry. Even the Emperor himself projected his will directly into a some mortal body surprising everyone around. And with
Roboute Guilliman as the regent of the Imperium there is no way in warp the throne will fail.
I'm to see that someone else other than me is at least hopeful. For the emperor!
Unless ALL of the Imperium's enemies united against them.
@@johnmayernick9561 which will never ever Happen
@@johnmayernick9561Chaos can never unite lol
I am only just discovering this thing called Warhammer. This is one of my first brushes with the lore and fandom. Thank for for the fantastic content. "Praise the Emperor whose sacrifice is life as ours is death."
Even a man with nothing, can still offer his life in service to the Emperor.
"there was no field in which he did not excel"
PARENTING.
Heresy!
The ultimate evidence for inferiority of a single-parent household.
Not even Emperor could make it work beyond outlier or two - too many kids, so statistic took over.
To be fair he never got the chance to parent. I mean the Chaos Gods freaking scattered the Primarchs across the cosmos while stil in their gestation chambers
@@imperatordei6615 ...and, to be honest, grown-ass (super)men having daddy issues in the first place are either a sign of how mediocre GW-sourced writing is (always has been) or of some next-level Chaos subversion technique.
@@Saeronor
Aw, come on. Even the best parents would get annoying once you want some damn rest after school.
*The Emperor Protects.*
No other quote is needed.
A Loaded Bolter never hurt either
"I remember you being bigger than this. And Im....im taking this sword too."
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Primarch Robby Guilliman of the Ultra Blue Men to the BIG E apon his first conversation with "daddy" in 10 000 years.
Psi SLAP....
Girlyboat cries while being stunned.
Now you can Borrow My sword, Boy - GEOM.
@@AKUJIVALDO lmao
The irony is that the imperial creed is just the writings of Lorgar. The same beliefs that kicked off the entire Heresy. That is one reason I love 40k lore so much. The Imperium has literally come full circle.
"What is your duty?"
"To serve The Emperor's will!"
"What is The Emperor's will?"
"That we fight and die!"
"What is death?"
"It is our duty!"
What was that from my heretical ass can't remember
@@FDboto I first saw it way back in the 1'st Editon Space Hulk manual. Never forgot it.
Seeing this, hearing the story and seeing it all go down brings to mind an image that has stuck with me for years. It was a simple painting, just a bit of fan art, but it struck such a cord with me that I still to this day praise it as one of the most tragic moments ever put to canvas.
It depicts the Emperor, standing upon one of the many balconies of the Imperial palace, cradling a baby in his arms. It’s just a child, sleeping peacefully, not knowing that one day he would set the galaxy ablaze.
“One day,” he says,”You and I shall do great things.”
Warhammer 40,000 can be summed up in one sentence: "And then it got worse."
I so really love the idea that the Throne now is actually the only restraint upon the power of the EMPRAH
I love how the whole song swifts to show how powerful the Emperor is when he tore Horus apart at the orbit of holly Terra, and the Chaos Gods feared him.
The indie film "The Man from Earth" is my head cannon for the Emperor of mankind circa 2007.
Looked it up and you are right it fits the bill
For a low budget movie it was brilliantly told. And yes, as i finished the movie years ago i also thought that it would fit the emperor.
Nah, more likely another Perpetual. Big E wouldn’t just reveal his true nature to some normal humans.
"One unbreakable shield against the coming darkness, One last blade forged in defiance of fate, Let them be my legacy to the galaxy I conquered, And my final gift to the species I failed"
I'm here for the Inquisition hack but Templin's Firewalls have improved.
The files we see aren't being hacked by Inquisition agents anymore, but we don't know how many operatives the Institute loses to make any updated videos from the 41 millennium in the Imperium of Mankind's universe.
@@jlokison especially, that they have been informed that their presence has not gone unnoticed by some whom they are already aware.... and some, who are not...
Emperor: *Sees 1 human being flayed alive* "Now you have done it my beloved son, I must kill you. I cannot tolerate the killing of a human soul"
Emperor 2 sec later: "So here are the schematics to my life support. Should keep me alive at the low low cost of a 1,000 human souls per day"
Obedient Tech Priest: "Will they die painlessly at least?"
Emperor: "Lol"
That was awesome. I barely know anything about 40k but man that was awesome, your ending was outstanding. "in orbit of Holy Terra, as the galaxy burned, they faced the Emperor". What a chad.
The courage of Ollanius Pius shall never fade!
The end of the video when you said that the Emperor will become something this galaxy has never seen...made me shiver and quack in excitement....
*_This is getting me Harder Than Terminator Armour_*
I absolutely love it when the Templin institute covers the 40k universe
I find thinking about the emperor not as a god, but as a fellow man, earns him so much more respect.
"From who a thousand soul die every day"
These are rookie numbers in this racket,you gotta push them up
I think he’s talking about the psycher sacrifices
The Emperor is everything. Love him, and he shall love you too.
The emperor is a big skeleton whose psychic energy is leading the Tyranids straight to us. Thanks Emperor of Mankind!
@@Oscar_Lasco heretic
2020, "Year of the Nurgle" is almost over. Will 2021 be the "Year of the Khorne"? 🤣
Wow so true.
2020 was the year of Choas period
All I want to know is when we were gonna get the year of Slennesh, cause imma go hide in a basement for that one.
Dang that's on point. Yep, totally Khorne.
TZEENCH FOR SURE
13:15 He has seen Astartes more like his best creations. At least by official lore:
Coldness. That was the defining sensation of his meeting with the Emperor. Infinite, terrible coldness.
He had approached the meeting with dread, fearing what he would find. Would his father be dead? Would he be insane? Would they even be able to talk? When he had been admitted to the throne room and approached the Golden Throne, he had done so as he had approached his foster father Konor's funeral, willing it all to be right, drowning in certain grief. Between the time of the Emperor's ascension to the throne and Guilliman's own death, the Emperor had spoken to no one. How could anything have persisted for ten thousand years, he had thought. There was the wizened corpse surrounded by banks of groaning machinery. His sword upon His knee. Sorrow suffused everything. The sacrifice required to keep the Emperor alive sickened the primarch. If He were alive. He appeared dead. Guilliman had expected nothing.
But He spoke.
With words of light and fire, the Emperor had conferred with His returned primarch, the last of his finest creations.
A creation. Not a son.
The living Emperor had been an artful being, as skilled at hiding His thoughts as He was at reading those of others. What remained of Him was powerful beyond comprehension, but it lacked the sublety he had had whilst He walked among men. Speaking with the Emperor had been like conversing with a star. The Emperor's words burned him.
What hurt most deeply was what went unsaid.
The Emperor greeted Guilliman not as a father receives a son, but as a craftsmen who rediscovers a favourite tool that he thought lost. He behaved like a prisoner locked in an iron cage who is passed a rasp.
Guilliman had no illusions. He was not the man who brought the rasp; he was the rasp.
While the Emperor had walked abroad, He had cloaked His manipulations in love. He had let His primarchs call Him father, He had let them call themselves His sons. He had rarely spoken those words Himself, Guilliman now realised, and when He had He had done so without sincerity. Buffeted by the full might of the Emperor's will unclothed in flesh, a cloak had been ripped from Guilliman's eyes.
The Emperor had allowed them to love Him, and to believe He loved them in return. he had not. His primarchs were weapons, that was all.
Though his power was immense, perhaps greater than it had been before He ascended, the Emperor's humanity was all but gone. He could no longer mask His thoughts with a human face. The Emperor's light was blinding, all encompassing, but finally - finally - Guilliman had seen it as a whole. The being he had thought of as a father could hide nothing from him.
The Emperor did not love His sons. They were things. Guilliman, all his brothers, were nothing but a means to an end.
"or a least to this part of him..."
Lets all remember the brave man that managed to reignite the will of the Emperor when his kindness didnt allow him to do what must be done. The man who faced a God in the shape of the fallen Horus and did not waver from his duty.
Ollanius Pius, we shall always remember your sacrifice.
Imagine having the title: MASTER OF MANKIND... In universe where Humanity is inhabiting a saizable chunk of the Milky Way. How badass is that??!!
ALL HAIL THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND he has a text to speech now and a fiery temper
4 Gods of Chaos VS The Embodiment of Order - The Emperor of Mankind
"I like those odds"
- The Emperor/The Manperor of Mankind
I wish before i die to see a R-rated 40k tv show.
So a similar rating as GoT?
@@dreademperor2094 GoT is nudity, 40K should be 18+ because it deserves someething like that.
@@tokra2222 GoT also has violence and I agree
@@dreademperor2094 i agree it has violence but 40 is something"difference" and should be treated different. GoT is a small baby what 40k should be.
@@tokra2222 true
I really want the emperor to awaken and see what his imperium is become. I think he’d be so disgusted he’d probably burn it all to the ground the start anew.
There is actually a bit in lore where a few thousand people got the image of the Emperor weeping and each of them also instinctively knew that he was not weeping over his own torture at the hands of the golden throne but that he was actually weeping for all humanity.
It's better to start anew than to correct every little mistake
The faces of four warrior kings ...so Mt. Rushmore is still standing in the 41st Millenium? Amazing .
😂😂😂
Knowing that people use it as a site of pilgrimage in a society that flies in the face of what Mt. Rushmore stands for is even more amazing.
Actual chills at the end... I enjoy your other content too, but when you guys do 40k, you do it fucking right!
So says the Man Emperor of Mankind
"In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war"
The emperor protects!!!
The thing I love with the Emperor and the Imperium is the story is similar to hero/RPG game stories but instead of the story being about the MC who levels up until he's essentially a God and builds an empire, it's about how that empire gets on after the MC is gone.
I do in fact believe that "Lone mountain with the faces of four warrior kings carved into it" is actually just mount Rushmore and the fact that people in the 41st millennium still make road trips just to see it is hilarious to me
no interruptions this time?
Kitten sure is getting sloppy in his security detail.
That or they using nord vpn.
Or.... we were psychically shielded from noticing it or not vigiliant enough to notice.... ;)
All loyal Astartes on the Vengful Spirit. Rally to my position. - Primarch Sanguinius
It was said that once you had seen Him or heard Him speak you were never in doubt again that He was the One and had always been the One. He had been the Emperor long before such an office was created. No one knew His birth name because He had always, naturally, been the Emperor of Mankind.
Imperial Citizen: "Look at this great monument to these four men. They must have been great believers in the Emperor and devout servants to the Imperium."
Washington, Teddy, Lincoln and Jefferson's souls somewhere in the warp: *e t e r n a l s c r e a m s o f p a i n a n d s u f f e r i n g*
Given its not canon they have noting to worry about
Mount Rushmore is granite, which erodes roughly 1 inch every 10,000 years. Since each of the noses is about 240 inches long, they might last up to 2.4 million years before they completely wear away. so unless the was destroyed on purpose it likely is still around.
and destorying it is pointless unless you want to remove all traces of the USA
and i don't think the big E would bulldoze it
@@8vantor8 For all we know Big E could have been George Washington the whole time.
@@MathMasterism then that make the United States of America the greatest
If the emperor ever woke up from his death bed, the first thing he would do is to organise a defense agaisnt the ruinous powers then complete his golden throne project. Because he knows they are afraid of what knowledge he has, the golden throne alone is enough of a reason for them to decide to corrupt the son of the emperor, which wasn't an easy task.
"No field in which he didn't excel". How about fatherhood?
The God Emperor always gets a bad rap for that. The Chaos Gods kidnapped his Primarchs and scattered them across the cosmos.
Even for him it was a bloody miracle he found any of them.
And really when it comes down to it you can't fail at something you never started.
The Primarchs are genetic constructs using the Emperor's own DNA as a template. At best they're clones not his biological descendants.
@@clothar23 might as well be children for all intents and purposes.
the emperor has lived for literally thousands of years the guy's probably had more children than you can count but they've all died he's probably numb to the idea of sons and daughters now.
"IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN TO LIVE FOR YOURSELF!"
"They're knocking on the door of the imperium."
"And as these heretics huff and puff, we'll impale them."
"But we must set the quarrels of our chapters and unite in the name of the God emperor."
"I see so this is peacekeeping. "
"No no, blast, what do the xenos say?"
"A crusade."
"YES A CRUSADE!"
Thanks hellsing abridged.
By the throne, the goosebumps towards the end refuse to go away still. The Emperor Protects!
I want a warhammer parody webcomic about the emperor struggling to raise his sons as a single father