Every byakuya audio I could find for you kinnies and simps

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2020
  • none of these are mine, they’re all from tiktok
    also wjat the fuck 330k views???? literally made this as a joke

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  • @JWishnov
    @JWishnov 3 года назад +6407

    (bored, browsing RUclips at night)
    (stumbles across thirty minute compilation of his own voice)
    Oh, uh...hi I guess

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 года назад +1317

      WAITWAIT HOLD UP ARE YOU ACTUALLY JASON?? I CANNOT TELL BUT WAS I JUST NOTICED BY MY COMFORT CHARACTERS VOICE ACTOR??

    • @JWishnov
      @JWishnov 3 года назад +1245

      @@ajax8157 Yes? I think so. (checks ID) Yup

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 года назад +521

      wait i-
      why are you so wholesome, that's illegal, sir-

    • @MsLaughLiveLife
      @MsLaughLiveLife 3 года назад +277

      YOU ARE MY NEW RELIGION!!! 🏃‍♀️

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 года назад +816

      i come back here everyday to remember i was noticed by jason wishnov

  • @pagdhsnsb
    @pagdhsnsb 3 года назад +8334

    I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIS VA LMAO

  • @ryrogirl8318
    @ryrogirl8318 3 года назад +4398

    “W O O F W O O F B A R K B A R K”

    • @ourania7563
      @ourania7563 3 года назад +41

      Finally someone said it👑

    • @ILikePekoPekoyama
      @ILikePekoPekoyama 3 года назад +28

      It's a weird dog

    • @confused_shark2537
      @confused_shark2537 3 года назад +10

      oh hai nagito

    • @clatyra2473
      @clatyra2473 3 года назад +11

      hello welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, Bread on the floor.
      Toasted|Roasted.

    • @soup2215
      @soup2215 3 года назад +5

      I READ THAT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT

  • @mei-bm5vp
    @mei-bm5vp 3 года назад +1062

    His VA is probably so tired of us requesting audios I- 😭✋✨

    • @gazelle8431
      @gazelle8431 3 года назад +60

      And saying poggers

    • @kokichioma8994
      @kokichioma8994 3 года назад +143

      I just asked him to say
      'Not now Makoto, I'm doing hot girl stuff'

    • @someoneandsomeone3251
      @someoneandsomeone3251 3 года назад +10

      @@kokichioma8994 proof it

    • @kokichioma8994
      @kokichioma8994 3 года назад +10

      @@someoneandsomeone3251 what?

    • @kokichioma8994
      @kokichioma8994 3 года назад +14

      @@someoneandsomeone3251 he hasn't even said it yet

  • @ashomaru
    @ashomaru 3 года назад +4985

    Togami talking abt showering
    Me: wait but doesn’t toko-

    • @starpearlinterlude
      @starpearlinterlude 3 года назад +533

      Toko's not a trend follower, she's a different breed🥵🥶😼

    • @nakaharasatori
      @nakaharasatori 3 года назад +346

      @@starpearlinterlude toko’s not like the other girls 🙄🙄😎😎🤪🤪

    • @drremulous
      @drremulous 3 года назад +123

      @@Pepinito16 No kidding.

    • @byakuyatogami8530
      @byakuyatogami8530 3 года назад +155

      @@Pepinito16
      Built worse.

    • @lesom06
      @lesom06 3 года назад +22

      ruclips.net/video/KezzCWKPig8/видео.html thank you for reminding me of this.

  • @taroteagacha2155
    @taroteagacha2155 3 года назад +4931

    Byakuya dropped kicked a baby for self defense

  • @cuponoodles2709
    @cuponoodles2709 3 года назад +566

    “No, Makoto, BakuDeku is NOT toxic, it’s a relationship, that’s based on love and trust. Sit down, anti.”
    IM SCREAMINGSVSHSBSHSHSN

    • @foblobster8685
      @foblobster8685 3 года назад +12

      LMAOOOOO

    • @nirbanana013
      @nirbanana013 2 года назад +18

      that’s the funniest one 😭😭😭

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 2 года назад +14

      @@nirbanana013 WHATS THE TIMESTAMPPP

    • @5Chr5ome5
      @5Chr5ome5 2 года назад +5

      ew that shit shouldn't exist

    • @mysticmillie77
      @mysticmillie77 2 года назад +25

      The ironic part is that its literally one of the most toxic mha ships lmaooo

  • @oonooooooooo
    @oonooooooooo 3 года назад +589

    drinking game: take a shot everytime they made him say “poggers, pog, pogchamp, maid dress, catboy, cat maid, etc”

  • @katsu01
    @katsu01 3 года назад +12568

    he’s probably recorded more of these then actual lines from the game lol

    • @valkyrieagainsttheworld
      @valkyrieagainsttheworld 3 года назад +516

      This makes me want to check how long all together are Byakuya’s voice lines add up to

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 года назад +291

      @@valkyrieagainsttheworld it’s 40 minutes long apparently

    • @pbow-zk3vt
      @pbow-zk3vt 3 года назад +265

      there was like, barely any talking in the first game compared to the other ones😭

    • @mokezhiyu
      @mokezhiyu 3 года назад +21

      i love yuor pfp,,,,, 👉👈

    • @alyciaa3562
      @alyciaa3562 3 года назад +97

      @@pbow-zk3vt it was all “hm. oh! got it. wait. no.” LMAO

  • @wrsgeuiaeuhaerijtg
    @wrsgeuiaeuhaerijtg 3 года назад +3773

    byakuya: *basically the definition of an a**hole*
    byakuya's va: probably the sweetest person-

    • @tokofukawa4091
      @tokofukawa4091 3 года назад +190

      D-DONT SAY THAT ABOUT BYAKUYA

    • @Isaac-ec6rw
      @Isaac-ec6rw 3 года назад +115

      BYAKUYA IS NOT AN ASSHOLE

    • @wonderlemons
      @wonderlemons 3 года назад +56

      byakuya is not asshole 😡😡

    • @marce420.7
      @marce420.7 3 года назад +53

      Byakuya is not an asshole. 🤬

    • @sabinastrash6813
      @sabinastrash6813 3 года назад +48

      Bee ah coo yah is NOT ay whole.

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 3 года назад +409

    The amount of times Byakuya tells us all to go to therapy
    It's almost like he's trying to tell us something...... 🤔

  • @ajax8157
    @ajax8157  3 года назад +825

    AYO WTF I JUST CAME BAVK HERE AND MY VIDEO IS LIKE FAMOUS??? WTF????

    • @Tommys_Starz
      @Tommys_Starz 3 года назад +4

      Damn Congarts-💃~🗡Peko from the collab on tiktok😌💅🗡

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 года назад +1

      @@Tommys_Starz thank you peko 😩😩

    • @darlingkaito
      @darlingkaito 3 года назад

      BAHAHGSAJHA

    • @quinnlinehan1879
      @quinnlinehan1879 3 года назад +2

      AYYY DAZAI FANNN MY PFP IS SKK

    • @yurif4n
      @yurif4n 3 года назад

      ahhhh yesss

  • @popeval6654
    @popeval6654 3 года назад +4921

    my friend showed this to me because i was intrigued when she said, and i quote, "In danganronpa, there is a character that is basically anime boy ben shapiro"

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 года назад +219

      i mean she’s not wrong

    • @faresalsayed9005
      @faresalsayed9005 3 года назад +321

      **byakuya togami Destroys you with facts and logic**

    • @fishie5495
      @fishie5495 3 года назад +137

      *TELL EM NAEGI*

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 года назад +98

      I have never played danganronpa but your sisters explanation of this character has got me intriqued

    • @randumbperson4068
      @randumbperson4068 3 года назад +16

      *f a c t s*

  • @veenuts8693
    @veenuts8693 3 года назад +1829

    WE NEED TO STOP, HE’S PROLLY TIRED OF US BY NOW

    • @veenuts8693
      @veenuts8693 3 года назад +75

      welcome back to 30 minutes of me sCREAMING AND CRYING OF LAUGHTER

    • @lmoo3531
      @lmoo3531 3 года назад +133

      The requests are closed. The poor man doesn't have to do these anymore. (Unless he does it again next election.)

    • @veenuts8693
      @veenuts8693 3 года назад +79

      @@lmoo3531 oh thank god, he doesn’t need to go through with this any longer 😭
      as i do agree it’s quite funny and it seems he enjoys them. buT stIlLllL

    • @lmoo3531
      @lmoo3531 3 года назад +85

      @@veenuts8693 Yeah... The ones where he breaks character and laughs are always the best ones.

    • @veenuts8693
      @veenuts8693 3 года назад +41

      @@lmoo3531 yeah, it makes me smile, especially knowing that he wants people to know he enjoys it.

  • @sinfulpuritan3430
    @sinfulpuritan3430 3 года назад +248

    I love how there is a strange mixture of comforting clips, weird clips, slightly threatening clips, and slightly shippy clips in here.

  • @teatime_askblog8926
    @teatime_askblog8926 3 года назад +264

    i just wanna know how many breakdowns the VA had making these.

  • @anenbylittlepotato9737
    @anenbylittlepotato9737 3 года назад +6708

    I ain't even a Byakuya simp or kinny, these are just fucking hysterical.

    • @lmoo3531
      @lmoo3531 3 года назад +231

      Hello, I'm a Byakuya kinnie. We exist.

    • @deejay7208
      @deejay7208 3 года назад +67

      SAME LMAO

    • @oakre6689
      @oakre6689 3 года назад +36

      @@lmoo3531 whats a kinnie?

    • @lmoo3531
      @lmoo3531 3 года назад +131

      @@oakre6689 It means that you really relate to the character. For example, the aforementioned character Byakuya, is a character I really relate to. So, I am a Byakuya kinnie. I kin that character. Hope this helps!

    • @oakre6689
      @oakre6689 3 года назад +52

      @@lmoo3531 can you be multiple kinnies?

  • @ryrogirl8318
    @ryrogirl8318 3 года назад +2340

    togami saying shit. that’s it. that’s the comment

    • @k9carniv0re
      @k9carniv0re 3 года назад +27

      a true literary masterpiece

    • @vynbit
      @vynbit 3 года назад +1

      timestamp

    • @vynbit
      @vynbit 3 года назад +19

      nevermind found it 3:12

    • @chronox1269
      @chronox1269 3 года назад +1

      As soon as I saw this comment he said it

    • @millygrant4404
      @millygrant4404 3 года назад +4

      YES I cannot cope when he swears

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 3 года назад +82

    I like that the one about orphanages includes a line asking Makoto -- an orphan -- to prove to him that orphans don't in fact evaporate the second they're orphaned.

  • @Jrockten
    @Jrockten 3 года назад +148

    Someone needs to make a fangame where they use every single one of these voice clips!

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 3 года назад +1938

    WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE "birds be like..." AUDIO??? THAT SHIT HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

    • @urgfbeeeee
      @urgfbeeeee 3 года назад +56

      IM ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR SHSHSHSJHSHS

    • @alliumses
      @alliumses 3 года назад +82

      SAME IT STARTS AT 6:23

    • @Envy_May
      @Envy_May 3 года назад +32

      FSJDHJSNXKSMSJ I JUST HEARD THAT ONE

    • @keiramolloyp1395
      @keiramolloyp1395 3 года назад +88

      He literally broke character and questioned his life while laughing! I’m dying 😂😂💀

    • @charlenepicard5741
      @charlenepicard5741 3 года назад +12

      It's 2 am and woke up my mom-

  • @downrightannoying3922
    @downrightannoying3922 3 года назад +1561

    the fact that this video is HALF AN HOUR

    • @urgfbeeeee
      @urgfbeeeee 3 года назад +35

      i watched all the way through in one sitting ksksks

    • @tokofukawa4091
      @tokofukawa4091 3 года назад +11

      We need one that's full hours

    • @Isaac-ec6rw
      @Isaac-ec6rw 3 года назад +6

      I listen to it instead of music

  • @graphitetailgrace3870
    @graphitetailgrace3870 2 года назад +55

    What really gets me is that there is easily MORE than enough voice samples from this to make a full fledged Byakuya Togami UTAUloid.

    • @dazedbetta
      @dazedbetta Год назад +3

      Why has no one done this yet

  • @Mia-vy5kk
    @Mia-vy5kk 3 года назад +668

    I’m a lesbian
    But this-
    ......
    This is the closest to straight I will ever get

    • @Mia-vy5kk
      @Mia-vy5kk 3 года назад +30

      @Watermelons are nice I knew I had the toko glasses for a reason

    • @vulpix85
      @vulpix85 3 года назад +17

      🏳️‍🌈 *bisexuality* 🏳️‍🌈

    • @stranger-xg2si
      @stranger-xg2si 3 года назад +4

      @Byakuya Togami ✔️ Hi Byakuya.
      Please don't ask me what I'm doing here

    • @hexxxd111
      @hexxxd111 2 года назад +1

      same

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 2 года назад +1

      @@vulpix85 Me, a raging bisexual: ✨hello✨

  • @JesseReal07
    @JesseReal07 3 года назад +3107

    YA’LL BROKE HIM

  • @markus5120
    @markus5120 3 года назад +5326

    Do y’all have his va in a dungeon somewhere and have him do these lines or something?

    • @zuzuzuzu5448
      @zuzuzuzu5448 3 года назад +1057

      He gets one jelly bean per audio. He is starving. Help him.

    • @Julian-Loves-Cats
      @Julian-Loves-Cats 3 года назад +871

      During the election, he asked Danganronpa fans to vote and show proof and then he promised to say whatever we wanted him to say (with some boundaries of course)

    • @markus5120
      @markus5120 3 года назад +292

      @@Julian-Loves-Cats yeah but the dungeon is funnier

    • @trintrez1840
      @trintrez1840 3 года назад +121

      @@zuzuzuzu5448 Nahhhh he gettin M&Ms

    • @gthough4298
      @gthough4298 3 года назад +67

      we need a geccing poggers catboy tiktok togami.

  • @Cat-vp8vt
    @Cat-vp8vt 3 года назад +63

    Byakuya is the one to get an answer wrong then start roasting the teacher

  • @notaboomertree4141
    @notaboomertree4141 3 года назад +75

    "Am I going to starve if I don't take a bath?"
    *"Awooga-Awooga sound effect."*

  • @Roachron
    @Roachron 3 года назад +1322

    Y’all should have made him say “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly” 🖐😭

    • @laurenskz
      @laurenskz 3 года назад +27

      FR LMAOOO

    • @cowboylikemeee
      @cowboylikemeee 3 года назад +157

      HE SAID IT WAS VAGUELY MISOGYNISTIC SO HE WOULDNT DO IT 😩

    • @moonygacha8089
      @moonygacha8089 3 года назад +15

      @@cowboylikemeee WHATTT

    • @ghxsty270
      @ghxsty270 3 года назад +11

      NOW WE PROLY HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 3 YEARS

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 3 года назад +1

      @@cowboylikemeee
      WHAT

  • @cowboymonokuma2979
    @cowboymonokuma2979 3 года назад +1313

    “YOUR HONOR I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE”
    Its true i was the child

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 года назад +48

      No violence to the headmaster!
      *SHOOTS BYAKUYA*

    • @cowboymonokuma2979
      @cowboymonokuma2979 3 года назад +35

      @@goroakechi6126 *holy shit* welp there goes byakuya

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 года назад +22

      @@cowboymonokuma2979
      Just enforcing the rules.
      ...now, can I trade his corpse for a living Celeste?

    • @cowboymonokuma2979
      @cowboymonokuma2979 3 года назад +16

      @@goroakechi6126 thats not how it w- Know what? Sure, why not

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 года назад +17

      @@cowboymonokuma2979
      Sweet.
      You’re a pretty cool bear, Monokuma.

  • @fluffyturtles7551
    @fluffyturtles7551 3 года назад +60

    8:54 was really touching to hear. Especially since the VA decided to give the commissioner some advice.

  • @Heartstohan
    @Heartstohan 3 года назад +195

    Time stops idk why I’m doing this lol
    0:01 - why don’t you take showers?🤔
    0:50 - officer I drop kicked that child in self defense😒
    1:00 - baby I’m not even here👻
    1:05 - I don’t like you I am now going to bark at you😸
    1:14 - you are loved and valid 😙
    1:25 - I enjoy your company 👉👈
    1:53 - stop comparing me to Raymond from animal crossing 🙄
    2:06 - you’ve hardly touch your Travis Scott burger 🍔
    2:13 - you look very lovely ☺️
    2:42 - no I do ‘gec’😑
    2:59 - marriage fraud ❌💍
    3:23 - no makoto Bakudeku i not toxic 🥱
    3:34 - meow meow I’m a loser cat 🐱
    3:45 - if I eated soap 🧼
    3:53 - what the scoddoly do dog are you talking about 🤬
    4:08 - nine plus ten is CLEARLY nineteen 😐
    4:20 - you are ended a cutie putudie ( idfk how to type 💀) 😚✨
    4:30 - I am talking directly to your ear 👂 Bambi on the PlayStation 🕹
    4:51 - you better hit the nae nae 🤩
    5:02 - wipe the screen? Go away loser 📱💧⁉️
    5:13 - I wonder what this link could POSSIBLY lead me to🌝
    5:24 - im just a little guy 👦 your going to punch a little guy on his birthday? 👹
    5:38 - sorry i called you a f*king idiot I was trying to ‘FLIRT’ 🤌
    5:43 - I have purchased a baby clown 👶 x🤡
    5:48 - i will end your blood line 👹👹👺👺 🔪
    5:59 - everything will be okay 👍
    6:11 - I’ll take a potato chip and... EAT IT 📓 🖊 💡x 💰
    6:23 - birds bee like BYAWBYAWU 🐦 🐝
    6:40 - I have a full time as a accountant 🧳
    6:50 - you should NOT tell them naegi 😏
    7:00 - watch older animes 😠
    7:34 - no I will not help you commit arson ❌🤝
    7:40 - I like to bring my byakuya poggers chili 🌶 😎👍
    8:06 - come on shake your body baby do that conga 💃
    8:16 - im a cat a kitty cat 🐱 💃
    8:29 - I’m going to drink this bottle🥤 🦴
    8:38 - it will all get better, hang in there 😄
    Somewhat updated: I will now continue to finish this cus I just had the energy to do it today yay?
    8:54 - don’t give up and go do it 😡👍
    9:52 - m&ms is a candy bar. It’s not but it is.🍬
    10:11 - Byakuya Togamis stroke? 😟
    10:17 - orphans are fake 👍
    10:38 - chicken wing. 🍗 🐓
    10:46 - got a gun ❤️🔫
    10:57 - heyyyy haiya.. gotta question🙋
    11:04 - my turn on the Xbox 😡😡🎮🎮
    11:09 - get Rick rolled 🕺
    11:31 - normalize things? No just act normal
    11:41 - b cashing out 100 4chan arguments
    End for one I am tired if I don’t come in another 10 months then I died

    • @hannah-ze6jn
      @hannah-ze6jn 3 года назад +4

      Thank you I'm dying at this

    • @gayairconditioner8977
      @gayairconditioner8977 3 года назад +5

      the fact that he actually laughs while recording the bird line makes me laugh lol

    • @stranger-xg2si
      @stranger-xg2si 3 года назад +9

      "I will continue this later" *5 months ago*

    • @Heartstohan
      @Heartstohan 3 года назад +1

      @@stranger-xg2si IM SORRY OK I JUST GOT LAZY 💀

    • @stranger-xg2si
      @stranger-xg2si 3 года назад +1

      @@Heartstohan 💀✋

  • @chrisbokuto4452
    @chrisbokuto4452 3 года назад +2885

    "sorry i called you a fucking idiot, i was trying to flirt"
    i am in tears, because SAME (5:37)

    • @Noquemacuh143
      @Noquemacuh143 3 года назад +73

      I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE SAID HE WASNT GOING TO CURSE 😭🤚🏼

    • @shitassischez
      @shitassischez 3 года назад +16

      Club penguin is kill

    • @cj-ow3fb
      @cj-ow3fb 3 года назад +9

      It’s so RELATABLE

    • @petrichorrs
      @petrichorrs 3 года назад +2

      PLS BAHAJAHS

    • @hangeismyreligion
      @hangeismyreligion 3 года назад +1

      I read this as it played 😭

  • @_username_unidentified_6478
    @_username_unidentified_6478 3 года назад +853

    I want him to say “he has no lips, how will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly, no kiss kiss for him.”

  • @shutup9460
    @shutup9460 3 года назад +62

    5:20 THE TINY SCREAM PLEASE 💀

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 года назад +6

      Byakuya rlly said “RAH”

    • @sakuyaizayoi.716
      @sakuyaizayoi.716 2 года назад +3

      I READ THIA COMMENT EXACTLY WHEM HE SAID THAT-

  • @kittipaws9999
    @kittipaws9999 2 года назад +19

    Love how the requests are either
    1) wholesome and supportive messages
    2) ship related stuff
    3) memes

  • @papercuts1149
    @papercuts1149 3 года назад +1321

    Togami: I will NOT wear cat ears
    Also Togami: Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a cat, and for the sake of debate, let's say I dance dance dance.

  • @luckicharmz8979
    @luckicharmz8979 3 года назад +2003

    I legit just listened to this with earphones in and stared at the ceiling like I was listening to fucking ASMR.
    Edit: Y'all keep saying it is asmr and yeah, I agree. I have now listened to this ASMR 50 times over.

  • @jjayastro
    @jjayastro 3 года назад +49

    8:54 13:27 18:42 25:23
    Don't mind me, saving this for myself. I related so much, didn't know how badly I needed to hear that.

  • @riptyde
    @riptyde 3 года назад +42

    7:21 MONDO WATCHING OLDER ANIME IS CANON NOW CONFIRMED BY BYAKUYA HIMSELF

  • @crkotina9757
    @crkotina9757 3 года назад +286

    I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE MADE HIM QUOTE TOMMYINNIT LMAO

    • @imjustfine8359
      @imjustfine8359 3 года назад +17

      Tbh I got really surprised when that came on.

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 3 года назад +7

      3:00 time stamp just Incase someone needs it 🥺

    • @teaywoop-7671
      @teaywoop-7671 3 года назад +5

      They even made a TechnoBlade one with the dropkicking a child and nobody yet mentioned it or I just didn't saw it 😭

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 3 года назад +653

    I was hoping someone sent him the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.

  • @yoshikagekira9303
    @yoshikagekira9303 3 года назад +58

    18:23
    He's probably talking to ishimaru after mondo's execution

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 3 года назад +2

      He could also be talking to Toko.

    • @cereal.boxx_7326
      @cereal.boxx_7326 3 года назад +6

      @@CJCroen1393 he wouldn’t

    • @985_sonic
      @985_sonic 2 года назад +1

      aww, that’s honestly so wholesome

  • @blood_houndzzz2224
    @blood_houndzzz2224 3 года назад +54

    I ONLY RECENTLY JOINED THE FANDOM AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TOGAMI SO THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

  • @Mx.Euphoria
    @Mx.Euphoria 3 года назад +876

    I love it when people take.
    serious & non-comedic characters.
    And make them do the most hilarious shit that everyone knows they would never do, even if they’re life depended on it.

  • @felixsbakeria
    @felixsbakeria 3 года назад +1653

    as a byakuya simp, thank you for this

  • @kay-dn6rn
    @kay-dn6rn 3 года назад +48

    shit man at this rate im just waiting till someone makes him read the entire bee movie script in one of those 🧍‍♂️

  • @oliverprest6364
    @oliverprest6364 3 года назад +44

    I’ve never interacted with anything in the fandom (I don’t want any spoilers before I play the game), but this person’s voice makes me very very happy-

  • @nnormans
    @nnormans 3 года назад +355

    3:32 just him saying "meow meow im a loser cat" from kakegurui

    • @user-jl1nk2ff8p
      @user-jl1nk2ff8p 3 года назад +10

      Thank you, this is the comment i was looking for

    • @datoneidot14
      @datoneidot14 2 года назад

      I honestly pictured him say this to Celestia

  • @chihirofujisaki7794
    @chihirofujisaki7794 3 года назад +414

    “What the skootily doo da are you talking about, you sound like a dig dag bobbit boppity vacuum machine, grow the weedily deetily up and talk more professionally, now scram peasant.” -Byakuya Togami

  • @clairosakikirashima223
    @clairosakikirashima223 3 года назад +26

    Togami's voice is definitely in the top 10 for my favorite anime voices

  • @rudollphh
    @rudollphh 3 года назад +13

    when he said "birds be like bom bow bom bom bueoym bum brum beh burm buh" i felt that 😫😔

  • @ciciiguess1232
    @ciciiguess1232 3 года назад +394

    actually, i may not hate humans

  • @b063.
    @b063. 3 года назад +765

    I’m not a kinnie or simp but I think I just found a new source of entertainment

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 3 года назад +26

    Byakuya: 18:22
    Me: *gets up and gets a glass of water*

  • @emmastevens3274
    @emmastevens3274 3 года назад +4

    this poor man has endured so much

  • @wettmoss6034
    @wettmoss6034 3 года назад +420

    please someone make him say "I can't talk right now Makoto, I'm doing hot girl shit"

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 года назад +7

      OH MY GOD YES

    • @kokichioma8994
      @kokichioma8994 3 года назад +8

      I'm gonna do it but I'm gonna make it say stuff

    • @kokichioma8994
      @kokichioma8994 3 года назад +6

      I'll update u if he replies

    • @wettmoss6034
      @wettmoss6034 3 года назад +1

      @@kokichioma8994 YESSS

    • @kotouoto
      @kotouoto 3 года назад

      @@kokichioma8994 commenting if there’s a update for the notification 😲🤌

  • @_panichope
    @_panichope 3 года назад +841

    All of these audios have made me simp more for byakuya

    • @thebeanieman
      @thebeanieman 3 года назад +21

      I didn't know Tsumiki simped for Togami

    • @_panichope
      @_panichope 3 года назад +17

      @@thebeanieman I'm like Toko but nicer, no offense to Toko, so of course I would.

    • @pookiemari143
      @pookiemari143 3 года назад +8

      @@_panichope atleast it better than acting like
      FoRgIvE mE
      Or you a ducking despair bitch

    • @vampirebatzz
      @vampirebatzz 3 года назад +3

      Twin-

    • @_panichope
      @_panichope 3 года назад +3

      @@vampirebatzz omg hii

  • @renstrained
    @renstrained 3 года назад +50

    “I don’t like you, so I am now gonna bark at you.. woof woof bark bark”
    “Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense hmhmgm, you gotta believe me”

  • @afrouniverse9149
    @afrouniverse9149 Год назад +5

    The VA using a calm voice in most of these makes it infinitely more funny

  • @pixeliien
    @pixeliien 3 года назад +513

    losing it at him swearing at 3:12

    • @weemwom22
      @weemwom22 3 года назад +39

      We broke him lmao

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 года назад +18

      @@weemwom22 he finally snapped

    • @thebeanieman
      @thebeanieman 3 года назад +44

      Don't *fucking* tell them Naegi

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 года назад +6

      @Fāûn i like to think that when byakuya was younger he was basically just tommy but with less swearing/vulgarity. i mean like...it fits

    • @moelazer
      @moelazer 3 года назад +1

      He dropped an f bomb at 5:38 too XD

  • @itz.something4267
    @itz.something4267 3 года назад +180

    MY GUY DOSNT EVEN GET PAID TO SAY THESE 😭😭

  • @schwarzie.9198
    @schwarzie.9198 3 года назад +34

    4:51 i literally choked on my water i can't

  • @destroyaaaaAAAa
    @destroyaaaaAAAa 3 года назад +18

    Pov: you're here to convince your friend that he sounds like a younger irish byakuya

  • @_5aem
    @_5aem 3 года назад +294

    did THE BYAKUYA TOGAMI SWEAR

  • @chiaisannoying
    @chiaisannoying 3 года назад +345

    6:24 THIS GIVES ME SEROTONIN KAHSJANSKAJSAK

  • @goddamnit7677
    @goddamnit7677 3 года назад +21

    10:57 Yttd and Danganronpa?
    The crossover we all knew we needed but didn't deserve.

  • @bawdydaram8114
    @bawdydaram8114 3 года назад +16

    10:34 this becomes super ironic when you consider Makoto actually is an orphan.

  • @Aya-mf9qk
    @Aya-mf9qk 3 года назад +134

    I WANNA HEAR HIM SAY "i can feel the stupidity radiating from my phone." JUST- AHSHZHQHHS

  • @kenny7174
    @kenny7174 3 года назад +2350

    time stamps for future me,
    0:49-Officer I drop kicked that baby in self defense
    2:13-Jaw drops to floor
    3:52-grow the widdily diddley up
    5:38-I was trying to flirt
    10:16-I don't think orphanages exist
    11:40-Byakuya Togami get em real star rich
    12:28-I'm finna whip this hoe
    13:06-Catboys are protected by the constitution
    13:41-listen to me toko
    13:52-Oh? Everyone was Kung-foo fighting
    14:06-good morning everyone
    16:54-I will see you there
    17:37-Stupid Horse
    18:58-I will not juju on that beat
    19:19-WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO
    19:46-I'm sorry for Dripping
    21:02-Arms Tonite
    21:23-So you really just gon bring me a birthday gift to my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
    21:49-Big Chungus
    23:05-I have just simultaneously whipped and nae-naed
    23:28-This is so spaghetti
    25:59-My movie
    27:55- I be walking with the chesse
    29:42-Big Brain Moment
    29:58-Welcome to the bread bank

  • @madisonhill2067
    @madisonhill2067 3 года назад +10

    FIrst ya'll break togami, then gundham, and now i'm worried for taka

  • @shoebox5483
    @shoebox5483 3 года назад +29

    0:48 I love how people make his voice actor say this.

    • @poppearls6176
      @poppearls6176 3 года назад +4

      I was definitely not expecting hear technoblade’s line here

  • @Eymologymentality
    @Eymologymentality 3 года назад +477

    *[slides a stack of money across the table]*
    This stays between us.
    Edit: You're all terrible at managing your finances.

    • @nana-hv6jz
      @nana-hv6jz 3 года назад +18

      *[takes the money]* I’ll try.

    • @sparkIejumprope
      @sparkIejumprope 3 года назад +14

      *[gives you all 3 dollars]*

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 года назад +20

      *[Burns Money]*
      Nope. I serve no one but my own chaotic tendencies.

    • @peril.
      @peril. 3 года назад +16

      *[slides money back]*
      you foolish excuse of a desk lamp. you believe that I require this printed paper? well I do. and that proves your intelligence. period.

    • @cowboymonokuma2979
      @cowboymonokuma2979 3 года назад +30

      *e a t s t h e m o n e y*

  • @sarahthesnail2271
    @sarahthesnail2271 3 года назад +169

    1:45
    I can just see Aoi popping up saying
    "that's kinda gay"

  • @AB-rm8qc
    @AB-rm8qc 3 года назад +15

    GET YOUR “IM HERE CAUSE IM A SIMP” TICKET HERE
    (There will be kinny tickets at the next station)

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 года назад +1

      CAN I HAVE A TICKET?

  • @X____00x7
    @X____00x7 3 года назад +15

    he's just ✨ built different ✨

  • @fletcher272
    @fletcher272 3 года назад +188

    6:12 thou, I can't believe someone actually got him to say this lmao

  • @gravelygrace396
    @gravelygrace396 3 года назад +230

    awOOGA AWOOGA SOUND EFFECT I CAN'T-

  • @ghostly_soot7220
    @ghostly_soot7220 3 года назад +12

    The fact that as soon as a dropped out of my dr phase i went to mcyt..
    Hearing the marriage fraud is hysterical and has made my entire living a bit more worthwhile-

    • @jaslikeart
      @jaslikeart Год назад

      IM THE OPPOSITE I DROPPED DSMP AND GOT INTO DANGANRONPA 💀💀💀💀

  • @ajax8157
    @ajax8157  3 года назад +106

    anyways if you see this what should i post on thus account

  • @grf1ds226
    @grf1ds226 3 года назад +206

    13:27 sorry its a timestamp for when im crying at 3am

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 года назад +8

      wow he's so wholesome

    • @mondoowada5063
      @mondoowada5063 3 года назад +6

      i know this comment might be a joke but.. are you okay? i just want to check in.

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 года назад +2

      @@augbug5400 No 😢

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 года назад +2

      @@augbug5400 😭

    • @katy9081
      @katy9081 3 года назад +2

      @@augbug5400 🤤

  • @h6steria
    @h6steria 3 года назад +397

    i never realized how much byakuya sounded like my math teacher until the last part of the peaches one-

    • @Envy_May
      @Envy_May 3 года назад +2

      FSJjsjdmsjmfdksjsgnm

    • @h6steria
      @h6steria 3 года назад +4

      @@Envy_May exactly

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 года назад +9

      PLSVYDTCI

    • @h6steria
      @h6steria 3 года назад +5

      @@ajax8157 wjdhjejs I think someone in my class likes danganronpa too so I'm gonna message them about it maybe

    • @hotspidicey
      @hotspidicey 3 года назад +2

      the way he sounds like my math teacher too-

  • @vixxmixx3880
    @vixxmixx3880 3 года назад +21

    "You removed my what? I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night. No, no, no no no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors, that's not polite. *laughs* I helped you, you didn't need it. I should let you know that you're actually doing a really good thing. And what is that thing you- Shut up Mikan. And what is that thing you ask? *chuckles* Let's just say you gave this businessman dinner tonight." Now imagine Hiyoko's VA saying that.

    • @kalibronx
      @kalibronx 2 года назад +1

      i do an absolute goddess hiyoko impression and just that it was hilarious-

  • @bambi6780
    @bambi6780 3 года назад +14

    6:25 I may or may not be considering using this as my ringtone

  • @user-hv8ud2qm3b
    @user-hv8ud2qm3b 3 года назад +195

    i love it when at 6:23 he wasn’t being that serious and it was cute - JDBDJDJSJSJJWJSBD

    • @ramennoodles471
      @ramennoodles471 2 года назад +22

      imagine of byakuya deadass said that in the middle of an interaction-
      “BIRDS BE LIKE BYEOW BYEOW BUARGU BWOW BYAGER”

  • @joan7454
    @joan7454 3 года назад +209

    9:24 omg he’s so kind? This man is so nice I-

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 3 года назад +13

      Legit thought he was gonna say "I am gay" and I was so confused for a second before he finished the sentence

    • @herrdoktortenma_
      @herrdoktortenma_ 2 года назад

      @@project_letters I am gay

  • @ellsgalba2046
    @ellsgalba2046 3 года назад +22

    8:55 don’t give up on art school
    9:54 my favorite candy bar
    10:11 byakuya has a stroke
    10:39 chicken wing chicken wing
    10:49 i’m glad you could make it
    10:58 do u know what a majority vote is
    11:05 it’s my turn on the xbox
    11:09 rick roll
    11:31 start acting normal
    11:42 he be cashin out
    11:53 i am at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
    12:02 wanna see my renegade?
    12:12 scramble like an egg
    12:18 TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY
    12:29 finna whip this hoe
    12:34 you’re my pogchamp
    12:40 byakuya is the joker
    12:54 byakuya shapiro
    13:01 ya dig
    13:07 catboys are protected by the constitution
    13:13 i’m gonna gec it out
    13:20 trans rights
    13:27 u can get thru this
    13:41 listen here toko
    13:53 surely not everyone was kung fu fighting
    14:07 god has let me live another day
    14:15 watch me whip watch me næ næ
    14:19 the maid dress stays ON
    14:28 byakuya mulaney
    14:38 why am i inferior to YOU
    15:04 no pun in 10 did
    15:18 i care abt u and u give me hope
    15:29 i will buy a single black coffee
    i’ll finish later :)

  • @throwaway3005
    @throwaway3005 3 года назад +12

    jesus fucking christ it’s 3am i am literally fucking crying i love these. the love for byakuya has grown only based on this because i am becoming hysterical

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 года назад +1

      its 4 am for me
      I barely got sleep for 2 days 😌🖐

  • @tokofukawa3897
    @tokofukawa3897 3 года назад +507

    The first audio. Relate

  • @anxietyprimev6983
    @anxietyprimev6983 3 года назад +197

    Objectively speaking, THH would be approximately ten times as good if, A, Chihiro never died, and B, Byakuya was a catboy.

    • @coelacanthfan
      @coelacanthfan 3 года назад +12

      very true. agree wholeheartedly

    • @byakuyatogami2410
      @byakuyatogami2410 3 года назад +11

      I disagree

    • @anxietyprimev6983
      @anxietyprimev6983 3 года назад +14

      @@byakuyatogami2410 Too bad, you're getting catboy'd.

    • @yeah11037
      @yeah11037 3 года назад +7

      Byakuya: The Ultimate CatBoy

    • @ByakuyasSimp
      @ByakuyasSimp 2 года назад +2

      @@byakuyatogami2410 I’m not surprised you disagree.

  • @gillettewow4667
    @gillettewow4667 3 года назад +27

    “Orphans don’t exist”
    Maki Harukawa: 👁👄👁

    • @rinrxl
      @rinrxl 3 года назад +5

      You called?

  • @Aurielle137
    @Aurielle137 3 года назад +16

    8:55
    I can’t listen to this without crying-

  • @coelacanthfan
    @coelacanthfan 3 года назад +223

    jason and bryce do so much for this damned accursed fandom

    • @deeznuts539
      @deeznuts539 2 года назад

      wait who’s bryce?

    • @Little_Eris
      @Little_Eris 2 года назад +7

      @@deeznuts539 papenbrock he’s Naegi and Nagitos VA.

    • @deeznuts539
      @deeznuts539 2 года назад

      @@Little_Eris ohhhh

  • @carlee_7787
    @carlee_7787 3 года назад +1843

    I cant thank you enough for making this-

    • @dnaieldaniel2381
      @dnaieldaniel2381 3 года назад +4

      @Nagito komedas’ Angel wait I have an angel?

    • @dnaieldaniel2381
      @dnaieldaniel2381 3 года назад +2

      @Nagito komedas’ Angel that’s cool but trash like me doesn’t deserve that

    • @thethirdphase7726
      @thethirdphase7726 3 года назад +1

      @@dnaieldaniel2381 Big meanie

    • @hana6901
      @hana6901 3 года назад +2

      1000TH LIKE YAY LMAO

    • @ajax8157
      @ajax8157  3 года назад +26

      youre welcome 😩

  • @CrazyFlamingo359
    @CrazyFlamingo359 3 года назад +11

    this gives me life. don't mind me, just timestamping my faves:
    3:52 - grow the weedly deedly up
    4:30 - bambi on the ps2
    5:48 - grr
    6:23 - birds be like
    8:29 - bone aching powder
    11:04 - move over naegi
    13:06 - can we get a purr in the chat uwu
    13:20 - trans rights
    13:52 - oh? EVERYONE was kung fu fighting?
    14:07 - god has let me live another day
    15:03 - ten puns
    16:22 - you're non-binanry???
    19:19 - the wicked witch of the east, bro!
    21:11 - i will NOT do it for the vine
    21:49 - *maniacal laughter*
    27:24 - being alone on valentine's day
    28:30 - not like other girls

  • @nl_backup
    @nl_backup 3 года назад +11

    I'm not even Byakuya simp or kinnie- I just love his voice- 😂 his lines here are just hilarious-

  • @sinafransch161
    @sinafransch161 3 года назад +224

    16:30 I...I'M SPEECHLESS.

    • @chicjaguar
      @chicjaguar 3 года назад +8

      AS A HUGE RAMUDA FAN I'M SCREAMINGGGG

    • @nana-wk3jh
      @nana-wk3jh 3 года назад +2

      JWDJNENFNSNFNSNDBSBDBDBDBD

  • @killjoy516
    @killjoy516 3 года назад +442

    I'm curious to know if the audio I posted is in here but I'm too lazy to listen through.

    • @pixeliien
      @pixeliien 3 года назад +6

      what is it

    • @killjoy516
      @killjoy516 3 года назад +19

      @@pixeliien The Big Mac Rap

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 3 года назад

      @@killjoy516 I didn't hear it

    • @killjoy516
      @killjoy516 3 года назад

      @@Solanin0803 Ah, alright

    • @killjoy516
      @killjoy516 3 года назад +2

      @@Youwillfindmeeverywhere It's on my Twitter @Himmelreich_ii
      Should be pinned.

  • @JupiterJ0S3PH
    @JupiterJ0S3PH 3 года назад +10

    Wholesome Byakuya doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
    Wholesome Byakuya: 1:15

  • @peas2773
    @peas2773 3 года назад +10

    I'm not even in the daganropa fandom i'm just here for the memes lmao