🇦🇺 Aussie Explains the Chamber of Secrets 🇦🇺 (It's wild)
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- Bazza the goat of Aussies explains Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. It's not the movie you remember. Inspired by youtube legend @RyanGeorge and his Screenrant Pitch Meeting series. Thank you sir. So sit back, grab a beer, some mates, a koala and enjoy :)
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Hilarious
Love this. Fricken brilliant. You've got a hilarious nonchalant sorta delivery and it just works well. Plus I love the Aussie accent. Plus plus the shade at JK Rows here and there. You're a funny dude. Keep it up.
You should keep the Hazzo potto series up, you probally stop and like deathly hallows part 1
I think this is just what the "Die Hard" movies need
Do Star Wars next, mate. (P.S., I am American, with some British/Irish ancestry, just thought I could add my British ancestry)
I love the concept of "I watched this move yesterday when I was drunk" 😅 this one was great, looking forward to more!
Ha ha thanks for watching mate. More definitely coming.
@@marcgallagher32 will you be explaining the other movies
"It's super unclear. Anyway--" is now part of my vocabulary 😂
lol I’m glad. Next one is on the way.
Posting this on the group chat, boutta have an entire viewing session.
Hells yeah. Enjoy mate.
Shits crazy
Have a great time 🤘
Hell yeah mate
Fr
Hope you do Prisoner of Azkaban next (where a group of students glaze a serial killer and help 2 convicts escape the government, breaking 17 laws and attacking a greasy haired sumo and siding with a furry)
Edit: emo not sumo lol
Sounds right to me 👍
@@wookieeworld1195 mmh
“So Dumbledore turns up with this bloke called Fudgepacker.”
I didn’t know Tom Cruise was in Harry Potter.
I almost spat my drink all over my phone when I heard that line xD
South park REFERENCE
HE COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET
“ and not the way your mum does when I come round to visit” “what was that” had me dying
He got me again 🤣
2 films covered, 6 more to go. Next one is my personal favourite. I'm sure our aussie is gonna have a fun time explaining those time travels.
I can’t wait for the 4th one and how he explains the tasks from the tournament
@@jamiebaker8017or the 5th one with miss Umbrige
Literally as soon as The Philosopher's Stone one came out, a was waiting for a sequel. I'm only 10 minutes in and I'm laughing my ass off. I really hope you keep making these for the rest of the films.
If you all keep watching them I'll keep making them.
PSA: Last one almost made me dampen my trousers. Use the can, drink your beverage, because no one likes wetting themself or snorfing stuff out the nose.
Ha ha well, pack a spare pair this time. It hits way harder.
@@marcgallagher32you were not wrong. Holy shit!
these 1h Australian pitch meetings are legendary
Ha ha you know it.
"What is a bludger?"
A bogan should need to ask this? 🤣
The Basilisk boss music from the game playing near the end is such a good addition. 😂
Ha ha so glad someone noticed that.
@longshanks1690 Omg thank you!! I kept racking my brain trying to remember where exactly it was from!! My god the amount of time I spent spraying the basilisk with that purple jizz squirting out of the sword 😂
Love, love, LOVE these!! 😆😆 I really hope you continue these after the HP series and hit other movies. Also...3:20 = 🤣🤣🤣
Well done Marc! 👏👏
Thanks Angie! All your support really helps!
Love these too
my favourite part was when harry said "it's hazza time" and hazza p'd all over the place
Really?
hazza la vizza baby
@@vekyxeivo5595omg that’s amazing lmao
Who's Harry?
Im glad to know that not even aussies have encountered talking spiders. Yet.
I'd find it cool if I encountered one though.
I have his name was john
“Jar Jar binks and Yodas aborted babies” had me rolling
You already were one of the best with your humor, it lifted me from a dark place and now you have these incredible longform videos.... These certainly certify you as my favorite creator on RUclips, easily. I doubt you'll ever see this but keep up the good work man, much love.
Sorry to hear about your struggles my friend. So glad my humor has helped you in those dark times. Thanks so much for the kind words they mean a lot.
This is such a clever format, your writing absolutely kills, and the deliveries are so smooth and feel very natural.
Thanks mate. Appreciate the kind words. Looking forward to making the next one for you all!
@@marcgallagher32 I really like these, and it bummed me out that so many of the comments were "that was great, now gimme another one, STAT". RUclips is great and all, but often it places value on future output, when in reality the value lies in the art that actually exists.
Just wanted you to have some feedback about the thing you just labored over and put into the world.
Also yeah, I'm stoked for the next one too 😁
i am legitimately watching this on the toilet. with a library computer.
Lol sprung
I'm used to seeing bad faith interpetations... but this is another level🤣
Lol I predict they will only get worse. I have insider knowledge.
Wow you have insider info!? That’s so impressive I’m subscribing to help the channel get less povvo.
Aussie slang is fucking amazing 😂
@@marcgallagher32 will you be explaining the other movies sometime soon
@@Jasmal176 Yeha mate. I'd say the next one is two-three weeks away. Takes a long time to write and edit something like this myself.
I love how there’s now some tropes/quotes parodying those in Pitch Meeting like “That was lucky, almost way too convenient.”
Love these, need a full series!
Also, fun fact, “Tom Marvolo Riddle” can also be rearranged to spell “Mr Tom, a dildo lover”.
Pahahahahahahahhh
WTF!! Pahahahahaha
Dangerous, those anagrams are.😂
"oh it was actually pretty easy. barely an inconvinience"
Bro 😂😂😂😂
Chekov’s pen!s…bravo sir, bravo
That snake spell is actually used again by Bellatrix in the Dearhly Hallows in a blink and you'll miss it moment
That I did not know!
@marcgallagher32 if malfraud knows the snake spell I guess every other kid there would know it as well, so why aren't they all throwing browns at each other and valdemont at the end battle scene? Why didn't hazza turn valdemort into a goblet which they all learnt? Are these spells just single use only? Why aren't there loads of invisibility cloaks around: surely there's more than one in the world or they wouldn't have sent it Auspost. When they use the flue chimney to go somewhere isn't it a phone as well? What if your arse ends up on a phone face?
My life with hazza is so full of questions. And I'm only up to the second bloody movie.
Fourth time watching, just bloody brilliant. Best video on RUclips. Until your next one.
More hazza please. Then maybe LOTR? Or maybe a well known but easy to pick holes in movie like one of those conjuring horror(ble) movies which are so laughable. "The nun" or "annabelle" movie. They are so bad.
@@muir8009the books gives more details at least. And there are invisibility cloaks but they don’t last long and are really expensive. But Harry’s is a special case, it was passed down the family line, and is still as good as new
I'm calling the whole friend group now.
Ha ha yes. I wanna see some live comments and reactions from you all ha ha.
Damn, you referenced the Pitch Meeting outright! Cheers!
Gotta give credit where credit is due. Thanks for watching mate.
I want every movie explained to me this way from now on.
If we can keep growing these I can have that arranged ha ha.
Hello I just wanted to say how great of a RUclipsr you are
Aw thanks my friend. Appreciate you ❤️
Agreed he the world's biggest legend
Ministry of Sound is where I lost it! Bwahahahaha
Arthur Weasley lost it there too. Snorted too many lines.
Missed opportunity to say the zombie hand gives hazza a wristy
Ha ha damn next time
@@marcgallagher32 on second thought you keep nailing them harder than Jesus was to the cross , I can already hear the Dingo stealing the baby joke( do that when Sirius Black drags Ron under the wompping Willow) and the Jamaican shrunken head offering Hazza a bong laced with DMT and some random joke about the dementors stealing Hazzas last cone so lupin jumps out of drunken slumber and blasts alot in the dementors face . Tbh I think it's just the Aussie Dark humour ,and you are going to surprise Us with something even better
The idea that Dobby is on drugs causing him to run around banging his head into things is genuinely plausible. Whatever the hell is in Malfoy's secret stash is evident here.
I think I'm onto the real truth behind house elves here.
As the great Marc Gallagher once said, "Who needs the Hogwarts Express when we've got our own fucking flying car!"
"That's the name of the movie!" 🤣🤣🤣
Ha ha you know it!
Thanks for this mate - absolutely brilliant! Keep em coming!
Aw thanks so much legend. So glad you enjoyed it. Already working on three. But could be a few weeks based on how long this one took ha ha.
Hands down the best Harry Potter explanations ever. We need more! 🤣
Thanks mate. It's on the way!
@@marcgallagher32 yaaaaas!
@@marcgallagher32 you’re welcome. Yaaaaas!
@@marcgallagher32 Prisoner of Hazzakaban? :P
Hazza's loaded but people keep giving him free stuff. Most realistic part of the movies
39:12 like Cyn used to say "Easier to assimilate than explain" but Aragog was explaining and assimilating at the same bloody time
“Since we accepted a Hermione as a student, books are losing pages at an alarming rate”.
Ha ha facts!
Im deffiantly looking forward to the rest of the movies being done gets better and better with each one
Thanks mate! I’ll have to try and outdo myself again ha ha.
Ah, "Piss off, snake: The Movie".
Dude there is no other RUclipsr like you, I'm laughing the whole time. Keep up the insane effort.
"Its looks like he's in some weird sex dungeon." 😂😂
Glad he finally got out ha ha
"wanted to show how clever he was" Voldemort in a nutshell
The random impressions in the middle are amazing!!
Ha ha I wanted to incorporate the PS1 potter voices somehow.
How come Hermione is always able to do spells outside of the school but the minute Harry does he gets a court trial??!!! 😂😂😂
Because Joanne can't keep her wizarding world straight in 2019 she claimed Hogwarts didn't have bathrooms and plumbing till the 18th century 8 centuries after Hogwarts was founded which well makes the whole chamber of secrets thing existing hella confusing.
@@Lil_Lola44 There is clear evidence that the Chamber was opened more than once between the death of Slytherin and the entrance of Tom Riddle in the twentieth century. When first created, the Chamber was accessed through a concealed trapdoor and a series of magical tunnels. However, when Hogwarts’ plumbing became more elaborate in the eighteenth century (this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles, because hitherto they simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence), the entrance to the Chamber was threatened, being located on the site of a proposed bathroom. The presence in school at the time of a student called Corvinus Gaunt - direct descendant of Slytherin, and antecedent of Tom Riddle - explains how the simple trapdoor was secretly protected, so that those who knew how could still access the entrance to the Chamber even after newfangled plumbing had been placed on top of it.
this is the explanation for that I was able to find not sure how legit it is
@@Lil_Lola44 I believe the HBO max version is gonna be able to make all the lore fit together a little better
@@Lil_Lola44it’s explained in the books. The trace only alerts the ministry that magic near an underage wizard has occurred. In more magically dense areas like a wizarding house or diagon alley it becomes harder to detect. And really it’s up to enforce the rule of no magic outside of the school. For Harry, he’s the only wizard on privet drive, so when they detect magic, it’s easy to figure out who it is based on context. With Hermione, she was in a location surrounded by over age wizards. But also in the book, Mr. Weasley was the one that fixed Harry’s glasses
Cuz by that time, conspiracy. Cuz Fudge is a wanker.
i need more hazza in my life , thank you so much for this laughting my ass off, much love from germany , küsschen aufs nüsschen
You’re welcome my friend. Where in Germany are you from?
Severus Simp...🤣🤣🤣
“Why didn’t they use a portkey?”
“Tf’s a portkey?”
8:56
The thing is, Collin doesn’t grow up. He dies at 16 in the battle of Hogwarts, along with his little brother.
Yep!
"Leaking from the gash"? Lol, I've never heard of that before
This feels like screen rants pitch meetings but Australian
Very much inspired by that series.
Hey! I got a heart from the guy! I’m also Australian love ur content
@@Smudge3489 Aw thanks mate.
Trying to fall asleep and it was a coin flip between stress relief meditation music or this lol
Ha ha I love that this is on your sleep agenda. I used to fall asleep watching my fav comedians so I take this as a massive W.
the mr.Beast forging the siginatures is crazy
Lol couldn't resist.
I wouldn't mind hearing Aussie expllains some other movies or whole franchises after he is done with HP. Great job Mr Aussie.
16:11 I like these little jokes about film production best
This series really chambers my secrets. Keep up the work.
Lol thanks mate
Your a bloody legend bro.
I can't stop laughing me ass off.
I just woke up everyone in my house 😂😂😂
Luv ya 😘😘
aussie explains lord of the rings
13:16 - it's been so many years since I saw that movie, I had to go back to that shot because I thought it was Neville in a wig and was like "what the fuck?!"
“Hazza Potto and the chamber of f***ing secrets”
Banger movie that one.
@@marcgallagher32 it is a banger especially when an Aussie explains them
Total missed opportunity missing a bunnings/gunnings joke there
Something tells me bunnings will be in the next one.
So perfectly explained 😂 What i loved even more is the sneaky peak into those unexplainable plot holes😂😂 it has bugged for thousands of years
Ha ha yeah couldn’t resist.
can't wait to see this version of the movie!
pls i want more
we need all the movies explained like this 😂😂😂
I was going to mention that he re-gifted his books to Ginny. But then I remembered, that is never brought up in the movie. It's just completely omitted.
Please do more of these please 🙏 these are so good I would watch 3 hours of this
Ginny ate all the bananas. Or did she..?
took me a while, you're disgusting, I love it
is it related to the plot ?
"Pretty small by Aussie standards" 🤣😂🤣
You Sir, are a Master Story Teller.
Aw thanks legend ☺️🙏
1:23 honestly a really good dobby impression 😂
Ha ha cheers mate. I think my Snape is probably my strongest. But my Dobby is decent.
The longer format works really well! Please make the next episode 1 hour long :)
Ha ha I’ll have a look at the data once it’s got some traction. If it leans into making more I will.
Nothing better than coming out of a 2hr fantasy draft and instead of inspecting my team...i was racing to the end so i can watch this. Priorities! Thx Marc!
51 minutes and 17 seconds of pure sus, its PERFECT 😂😂😂
Lol glad ya enjoyed it legend.
@@marcgallagher32now u have to do prisoner, but as a fellow aussie keep doing what ur dojng
@@EmmaMatheson it’s on the way legend
What did you say about my mum, shut up had me dieing
Ha ha I still don’t know what he said
come on mate the videos 50 minutes long i need at least one toilet break 😂😂, class vid as always can’t wait for part 3
Ha ha so ya want it shorter?
@@marcgallagher32 no i just needed the toilet could’ve watched another 50 mins
Didn't expect the most wholesome, loving character to be a complete demon, only 4 minutes in and I'm glad I'm high
Lol probably for the best.
This made me so fucking happy ya bloody legend…. Keep them going…
Glad to hear it mate. Wanting to make people smile is the reason I do this.
I love this so much please continue and cover all movies ❤❤❤
This is just the Aussie version of pitch meeting.. I like it
Ha ha I definitely cribbed the format. So I have acknowledged it both in the video and the description. These will quickly evolve into their own thing though.
JUST LIKE MR BEAST DOES, I - 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
lol couldn’t resist that one
Watched this multiple times already, eagerly awaiting episode three.
You know there's something remarkable about hearing everything that I thought about this movie in Aussie accent makes it so much better.😂😂😂 Thank you
Watching this all the way through was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I see what you did there 😂
Ive been looking forward to this since the last video. I absolutely love this channel and am so glad it is growing. Keep up the good work you c*nt, you are absolutely awesome and I hope you get millions of subs soon!
Aw thanks mate! Very much happy with what I have but I definitely wouldn’t say no to that gold plaque ha ha
Pelican as a insult is awesome
19:55 actually I was in the shower listening to this video 😂😂
Great second episode! I think it was better than the first, love the Aussie twists and insults!
Ha ha I'll see if I can get even more in the next one.
You think Filch only goes for his cat because McGonagall rejected him?
Mate what a classic. Looking forward to the rest of your series recaps. Watched Screenrant for years and great to see an Aussie version. Keep up the good work!
Thanks legend. There’s another one for Philosphers stone too if ya haven’t checked that one out yet.
Watching this for the 8th time, I'm still sad there are no eshays in the video.
Great one though, always gives me enough to get me out of the bed. Can't wait for PoA, cheers legend
19:54 No one watches a 40 minute video on the toilet unless they have some serious bloody constipation
Lol you'd be surprised how many people have been caught out by this line.
@marcgallagher32 Yup, and it doesn't help if you got unlucky enough to get food poisoning twice in one week, years back and it has messed up your stomach for rest ur life! rip. Videos like these make up for it tho LOL
We need a whole series of these
Its all very silly, but masterfully landed social commentary hooked me.
Aw thanks legend.
So this is what harry potter seems like when you watch it upside-down. While huffing gass and slamming fosters.
I can only imagine what dementors will be explained like
I would kill to know your AI image generator search history
Big Nose Backdoor Beauties 5 😂😂😂
cheers, mate, for the laughs! really needed them xD
Looking forward to your next video!
JKR
because im a bad person im just going to say it at 0:19 the parody is called "WHOREY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF ASSGANGBANG"
Genuinely surprised this doesn't have more likes or comments
Ok so when can we expect the prisoners of azcaband love these videos keep them coming want to hear the whole series good work again 🎉