15 Jokes In Avengers Endgame That Flew Over Your Head

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  • The Best And Funniest Jokes In Marvel Avengers Endgame
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    Just like many other movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers: Endgame made us cry, cheer and, of course, laugh. Today, we’re going to be going over some of the best jokes Marvel Studios included in the movie and some of them are ones you might’ve missed. You probably realized the movie reference when Captain America got into that elevator, but we’ll explain why all the comic book fans in the audience laughed when Steve Rogers said “hail Hydra.”
    Time travel can introduce a lot of plot holes into a cinematic universe, but it can also add a lot of levity. We’ll include some of the funniest moments you might not have noticed the first time around, including a Ben & Jerry’s reference from Avengers: Infinity War. Did you think Bruce Banner was holding a pint of ice cream too? And if you missed the book being read by the security guard in Scott Lang’s storage unit, we’ll let you know why “Terminal Breach” was the perfect choice for reading material and, of course, we’ll talk about the time Thor had to deal with some creatures straight out of Norse mythology, but with a great modern twist.
    Now that we’ve shared some of our favorite Avengers: Endgame moments of levity, what was the joke that made you laugh the hardest? Make sure to share it with us in the comments section and then click on the subscribe button for more great videos from us here at CBR.
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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +9023

    The real question is: WHO really peed in Ant Man's pants?

  • @YungXHasu
    @YungXHasu 5 лет назад +1281

    We never blamed Thor for not aiming at at Thanos’s head, We always blamed Quill.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 4 года назад +52

      Skate tube 40
      hell naw blame Strange for giving up the time stone like a bitch without explaining it to Tony,
      or Mantis for even bringing up that Thanos was sad about Gamora prompting Quill to get angry in the first place

    • @breezyo1989
      @breezyo1989 4 года назад +104

      No dude... Dr. Strange had a plan... Quail messed up the plan.

    • @bellahime1913
      @bellahime1913 4 года назад +49

      Yes! So true. Quill is selfish only thinking about himself.

    • @aldolizalde481
      @aldolizalde481 4 года назад +55

      @@RacingSnails64 he tells Tony in end game that if he tells him how its gonna happen, it wont happen, quills fault for sure

    • @sensibleguy7892
      @sensibleguy7892 4 года назад +2

      Go fuck yourself

  • @MegaAbhinavGupta
    @MegaAbhinavGupta 4 года назад +259

    Falcon: Hey strange can u open the portal on his left.
    Strange: why?
    Falcon: its really important 😂

    • @woodiestvoice7095
      @woodiestvoice7095 3 года назад +17

      I understood that reference

    • @nicmadamba28
      @nicmadamba28 3 года назад +13

      @@woodiestvoice7095 i understood THAT reference.

  • @peerlessthegamer
    @peerlessthegamer 4 года назад +157

    When War-machine mimics killing baby Thanos.

    • @MPR_.
      @MPR_. 3 года назад +4

      The sound fx killed me😭

  • @dadaseyi
    @dadaseyi 4 года назад +435

    One joke that always makes me laugh "Cap: Thor what do you know? *Silence* Nat: Is he asleep? Rhodey: Nah, I'm pretty sure he's dead"

    • @TheYardBoyss
      @TheYardBoyss 4 года назад +8

      If Thor is melted ice cream...
      Wouldn't he be root beer

    • @09charlieha64
      @09charlieha64 3 года назад +2

      Spaming time

    • @09charlieha64
      @09charlieha64 3 года назад

      Dbhrj.g ngbyvvrh fb of

    • @09charlieha64
      @09charlieha64 3 года назад

      Djkdbfnf f f f bfkrhrbr rbt

    • @09charlieha64
      @09charlieha64 3 года назад

      Vjigjfnt vbfb f fbfjrjeugtith gt by j5ititi

  • @elvindferdinand7646
    @elvindferdinand7646 5 лет назад +2999

    Nebula: “your choices were either him, or a talking tree.”
    Me: well she can’t see Drax🤣🤣

  • @zackblizard136
    @zackblizard136 5 лет назад +2820

    These jokes did not fly over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I caught them

    • @th0m4xs70
      @th0m4xs70 5 лет назад +15

      Zack Blizard you stole this comment

    • @zackblizard136
      @zackblizard136 5 лет назад +92

      @@th0m4xs70 the only person I stole this comment from was Drax from GotG 1. (I didn't even look at the comments before commenting, I just referenced it because it reminded me of that line)

    • @crimsonsun4312
      @crimsonsun4312 5 лет назад +15

      @david chappel dont

    • @md.sazzadfaruk4148
      @md.sazzadfaruk4148 5 лет назад +3

      didn't all of us did

    • @ninemind5351
      @ninemind5351 5 лет назад

      Ll

  • @paulhicks1168
    @paulhicks1168 4 года назад +229

    Best callback ever “on your left”

    • @Zee23724
      @Zee23724 3 года назад +6

      Absolutely! It made me tear up 🥺

    • @malik101gaming3
      @malik101gaming3 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @PseudoTrace
      @PseudoTrace 3 года назад +3

      in gym class me and my friend did the "on your left" every time we had to run laps and she HATED it but i got some laughs

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 года назад +1

      But then he went... on your right.

    • @drewblock1365
      @drewblock1365 3 года назад +1

      Not anymore....Jimmy Wu card trick...

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 4 года назад +146

    Thanos: I am inevitable.
    Groot: I am groot!

  • @Dan741258963
    @Dan741258963 5 лет назад +2026

    Mine was when hulk went to go see thor and "we can possibly fix the problem." And thor says "what the cable problem?" It may go over a lot of people's heads but
    Thanos= Josh Brolin = Cable

    • @garymarshall7559
      @garymarshall7559 5 лет назад +38

      Why doesn't this have more likes?

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 5 лет назад +29

      Funny that you say that, cause I told my mom he was Cable in Deadpool 2 lol

    • @davidferri5797
      @davidferri5797 5 лет назад +114

      And dead pool says" calm down Thanos" at end of DP2

    • @JolyneVR
      @JolyneVR 5 лет назад +6

      Daniel Montoya it was I dio

    • @richlawrence7661
      @richlawrence7661 5 лет назад +20

      I don't know why this flew over my head, right up until you pointed this out. It hit me like duh!

  • @svenowsky
    @svenowsky 5 лет назад +1497

    "Nothing flies over my head, my reflexes are too fast"
    - Invisible man

  • @JKboi27
    @JKboi27 5 лет назад +435

    T'challa calling out Clint's name was pretty good after claiming he didn't care what his name was in Civil War.

    • @ATS1031
      @ATS1031 4 года назад +15

      Jimmy Kim Clint should have said I don’t care and ran way lmao

    • @anonymoustrash9243
      @anonymoustrash9243 4 года назад +3

      IKR

    • @tjat69
      @tjat69 4 года назад +2

      ATS whEEzE

    • @nikki9125
      @nikki9125 4 года назад +11

      He didn’t “claim” he didn’t care, at that time, he really didn’t care. All he cared about was exacting revenge on Bucky for his father’s death. By the time he found out who was the real killer & it was done out of revenge, he realized he needed to change his way of thinking, revenge only hurts other people & doesn’t make you feel better.

    • @ghost-wl3pm
      @ghost-wl3pm 3 года назад +1

      @@ATS1031 that would have been hilarious

  • @Sackboy-ch9xo
    @Sackboy-ch9xo 4 года назад +406

    Thor: what do you think is running through my veins
    War machine: cheese wis

    • @aizawhat1377
      @aizawhat1377 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @bullitt_gaming
      @bullitt_gaming 4 года назад +7

      Whiz
      I know, I know. I couldn’t help myself; sorry 😁😂😂

    • @patdog122482
      @patdog122482 4 года назад +4

      That line *REALLY* seems like it was missing a few more ideas/options from other characters too IMHO!

    • @cubrick4334
      @cubrick4334 3 года назад

      Thor: lightning

    • @gasketblower
      @gasketblower 3 года назад

      Bruh its whiz

  • @harrycleaver5920
    @harrycleaver5920 5 лет назад +588

    It wasn’t deep but when Black Panther specificially calls Hawkeye Clint, it’s a throwback to Civil War who says “my name is Clint” and Black Panther says “I don’t care”

    • @Sai_Rompe
      @Sai_Rompe 5 лет назад +24

      George Barry I was waiting to see if someone said this

    • @kaypii5572
      @kaypii5572 5 лет назад +2

      Oh yeah! 😇

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 5 лет назад +9

      What else would he call him? "Hawkeye" was never used for him in any of the movies. He literally is just Clint.

    • @Galahadfairlight
      @Galahadfairlight 5 лет назад +17

      @@Linerunner99 Maybe Barton, he's called that all the time.

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 5 лет назад +9

      @@Galahadfairlight Yeah... the guy who saw him once in a fight years ago was going to call him by his last name he never heard. He called him the only thing he ever heard... Clint. Don't forget he came out of retirement for Civil War and went right back into it afterwards. That brief introduction was the only contact they ever had. It's not like some deep friendship had developed between them. They're strangers.

  • @Hitme410
    @Hitme410 5 лет назад +462

    My favorite was a "Non Joke", Professor Hulk pretending to smash stuff in 2012...
    So hilarious!

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 4 года назад +8

      I loved that one to

    • @NuclearFridge1
      @NuclearFridge1 4 года назад +2

      Professor Hulk was all "No... No... I'm just not feeling it."

    • @talbotism3815
      @talbotism3815 4 года назад

      You’re obviously a child or simple minded. That was another moment of castration for the Hulk. His character was absolutely ruined.

    • @jimmyknox3342
      @jimmyknox3342 4 года назад +1

      Seems gratuitous...

  • @TheDalinkwent
    @TheDalinkwent 4 года назад +52

    Out of all of the epic moments in this movie...my favorite scene remains Hulk being a friend and replacing Scott's lost taco's.
    Everything about that scene works to perfection.

  • @diegosalazar1481
    @diegosalazar1481 4 года назад +112

    Drax in infinity-"He's not a dude, you are a dude, this is a man".
    Tony in endgame-"Move a side there, Lebowski"

    • @SmolPotato8
      @SmolPotato8 3 года назад

      I don't think Gamora will be messaging his "muscles" anymore. 😂

    • @diegosalazar1481
      @diegosalazar1481 3 года назад +3

      @@SmolPotato8 Lebowski's nickname is "The dude".

    • @WaitingForTheHook
      @WaitingForTheHook 3 года назад

      We're all dudes hey!

  • @calebesagaz5226
    @calebesagaz5226 5 лет назад +2965

    *I want a fight between Thor and NoobMaster69 in Asgardians of the Galaxy.*

    • @shiroyasha_007
      @shiroyasha_007 5 лет назад +38

      guess what? Namor is noobmaster69

    • @zunrt9230
      @zunrt9230 5 лет назад +77

      Calebe Sagaz Plot twist: NoobMaster69 is the kid in the bicycle.

    • @alanjakulero7033
      @alanjakulero7033 5 лет назад +13

      Melted ice cream

    • @rotanapina2881
      @rotanapina2881 5 лет назад +35

      Plot twist: *Noobmaster69 is Miek*

    • @10bayekofsiwa15
      @10bayekofsiwa15 5 лет назад +51

      Lol I saw a comment once that noobmaster69 is Loki that disappeared with the tesseract

  • @gabymartinez2814
    @gabymartinez2814 5 лет назад +1388

    I’m just gonna think NoobMaster69 is Loki lmao

    • @gabymartinez2814
      @gabymartinez2814 5 лет назад +42

      Gab The Player Obviously I know, Im not implying that my thought is canon. Anyway why would I watch endgame without watching infinity wars?

    • @ianbrown3948
      @ianbrown3948 5 лет назад +34

      Loki ain’t dead the 2012 one is still alive

    • @terashockzz2027
      @terashockzz2027 5 лет назад +29

      @Gab The Player Loki is not dead as there is a new timeline where evil Loki escaped with the space stone and there is a Loki tv show coming to Disney +

    • @Juliusbehrisch
      @Juliusbehrisch 5 лет назад +9

      Ian Brown he is dead just not yet in that time

    • @ianthecoolthief6226
      @ianthecoolthief6226 5 лет назад +5

      You're making it worse.

  • @davg.2589
    @davg.2589 4 года назад +26

    The small sequence with Morgan and Happy were they talk about cheeseburgers is where the real men cried

  • @coreyskuse9387
    @coreyskuse9387 4 года назад +38

    What about the Civil War callback between Black Panther and Hawkeye?
    Civil War: Hawkeye: "Hi, we haven't met, I'm Clint." Black Panther: "I don't care".
    Endgame: Black Panther: "Hey Clint!"

  • @AtulSingh-db9rl
    @AtulSingh-db9rl 5 лет назад +246

    Tony : Go to sleep or I'll sell your toys

    • @MissSongXiandi
      @MissSongXiandi 5 лет назад +5

      I used that on my nephew... it worked. Lolz

  • @jumboshrimp_2234
    @jumboshrimp_2234 4 года назад +46

    Peter watching Revenge of the Sith:
    Holdup! Why is Nick Fury getting killed by Emporer Palpatine?!

    • @andrewcox3137
      @andrewcox3137 3 года назад +9

      Um duh. Didn’t you know that the empire and hydra are longstanding allies. I’m pretty sure it all started because red skull and Darth Maul were cousins.

  • @yobananaboy7843
    @yobananaboy7843 5 лет назад +151

    Nothing flies over my head. My reflexes are too quick.

    • @spikeycat81
      @spikeycat81 4 года назад +1

      😄

    • @Zee23724
      @Zee23724 3 года назад

      And you’re very tall.

    • @xx4lerxx
      @xx4lerxx 3 года назад

      Stolen

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 3 года назад

      Not quick enough to realize this joke is played out

    • @MrBaconPeng
      @MrBaconPeng 3 года назад

      I understood that reference

  • @ZanePalmer
    @ZanePalmer 5 лет назад +523

    *When Thor and cap throw their weapons and cap gets stormbreaker for a second*
    Thor: no, no, give me that. You get the little one

    • @Dunnonia.
      @Dunnonia. 5 лет назад

      Zane Palmer yea

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 5 лет назад +2

      So much for his mind crumbling

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 5 лет назад +3

      And his body being too weak

    • @mrsplashman8308
      @mrsplashman8308 5 лет назад +6

      Zane Palmer literally they over looked the fact that it should be impossible for him to wield storm breaker

    • @josephfuentes4686
      @josephfuentes4686 5 лет назад +13

      @@mrsplashman8308 stormbreaker didn't have the same rules/curse like the Mjiolnir had :)
      notice how Thanos used the Stormbreaker against Thor?? :)

  • @philiptom2799
    @philiptom2799 5 лет назад +198

    Dr Strange to Wong: is that everyone?
    Wong: You want more?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah, the Defenders, the agents of Shield, anyone else from TV and the X-Men

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 лет назад +3

      I need x men

    • @Noor-qo7fu
      @Noor-qo7fu 5 лет назад +3

      Philip Tom *wanted

    • @raeannariggs97
      @raeannariggs97 5 лет назад +2

      @@davincent98 And also Disney barely bought 21st Century Fox i.e. giving Marvel the rights to using the Xmen characters in films only a couple of months ago, which happened wayyyyyy after they filmed Infinity War and Endgame (which they filmed altogether for the same film so they didn't have to pay everyone to come back for a second movie as well as take down and then rebuild sets all over again. Cuts costs down by a lot by making "one film" and then just editing it into 2 films. So all of 2017 was when they filmed most of both films and barely finished filming Endgame in early-mid 2018. Idk exact dates you'll have to look it up

    • @kataseiko
      @kataseiko 5 лет назад +1

      Magneto and Xavier would have been nice, but Storm would have been great to free up some firepower that was used to hold .. what was that, anyway? A Water Tornado?

  • @musicallover8370
    @musicallover8370 4 года назад +40

    Antman: Just for the record, that's America's butt
    Captain America: Shut up

    • @jonlewis5061
      @jonlewis5061 4 года назад +6

      Barbara Kirkpatrick a few minutes later, Captain America looking at his own butt. Yea that is America’s butt.

  • @renknook
    @renknook 4 года назад +127

    16. Thor having a cable problem.
    Cable in Deadpool 2 was portrayed by Josh Brolin who also plays Thanos.

    • @Guakamello
      @Guakamello 4 года назад +11

      "Zip it Thanos"

    • @gymleaderjoey1371
      @gymleaderjoey1371 3 года назад +8

      Damn bro. I caught everything in this video but this i never even considered. Props to you bro.

    • @BeeDotGee1113
      @BeeDotGee1113 3 года назад +1

      ISWYDT

    • @05dturner
      @05dturner 3 года назад +1

      And arguably, deadpool is noobmaster.

    • @renknook
      @renknook 3 года назад

      @@05dturner didn't even consider that, but it would make total sense!

  • @lukanikolic8246
    @lukanikolic8246 5 лет назад +1137

    Thor kills Thanos
    ......
    Rocket : what did u do ?!
    Thor : I went for head
    👊👌

    • @keenanfarhan
      @keenanfarhan 5 лет назад +14

      @Doom Never Fails, Rocket quotes Thor in Infinity War, when Thanos snapped, Thor be like: “WHAT DID YOU DO,” and Rocket be like “WTF DID YOU DO”

    • @heysanta7958
      @heysanta7958 5 лет назад +2

      Ur a fucking piece of shit

    • @Tom-yx9qr
      @Tom-yx9qr 5 лет назад +12

      Hey Santa how? U fucking tard if you don’t want spoilers don’t watch avengers videos

    • @nonamefitstudios3541
      @nonamefitstudios3541 5 лет назад +7

      No, it wasn't Thor who kills Thanos...It was The "Big Lebowski" Thor who kills Thanos. 😎

    • @heysanta7958
      @heysanta7958 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tom-yx9qr i alr watched the movie im just speaking for kids that havent dumbass

  • @Sirlantzalot28
    @Sirlantzalot28 5 лет назад +224

    Steve: *stands alone in the battlefield*
    Sam: “on your left”

    • @sangeetagoswami6720
      @sangeetagoswami6720 5 лет назад +7

      He was surely not alone

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 5 лет назад +22

      Sam: “Hey, Strange? Open the portal on his *left* ok?”
      Dr. Strange: “why tho?”
      Sam: “Just do it, ok? It’ll be funny I swear!”

    • @TeamMBaku
      @TeamMBaku 4 года назад +7

      Made me very emotional. Couldn't even laugh. Felt everything I believe Cpt did at the moment.

    • @jasonmolenaar119
      @jasonmolenaar119 4 года назад

      I was glad that Sam got his on your left moment

  • @OriginalMicycle
    @OriginalMicycle 4 года назад +45

    Why hasn't anyone mentioned that the first conversation Steve Rogers has with Dr. Abraham Erskine, the doctor who created him, Erskine says he is from Queens and before that Germany. I feel like this makes Parker's mention of being from Queens later on create more of a bond that nobody else picked up on. Maybe that's just me.

    • @Zee23724
      @Zee23724 3 года назад +6

      I did not catch that. Good one, dude!

    • @ronaldmogire7518
      @ronaldmogire7518 3 года назад +2

      I think @the canadianlad will be interested with this

    • @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH
      @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH 2 года назад +1

      Holy crap! I never thought of that! :)

  • @darkdevil.231
    @darkdevil.231 4 года назад +136

    my fav one was when dr strange said
    which master do u serve
    star lord : which master do i serve am i suppose to say jeses

    • @kevind2529
      @kevind2529 3 года назад +2

      That did it for me yo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 3 года назад +21

      My favorite Peter Q and Tony interaction in IW is
      “No, I’m from Missouri!”
      “Yeah, that’s on earth _dipshit.”_
      OR
      “The 50% of me that’s stupid... that’s 100% you.”
      ...
      “Your math is blowing my mind.”

    • @xx4lerxx
      @xx4lerxx 3 года назад +3

      Thats infinity war, not endgame

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 3 года назад +1

      @@xx4lerxx w0t m8?

    • @willeysingleton3057
      @willeysingleton3057 3 года назад

      Infinity war might be number 4 on greatest movies of all time but im also not smart and a huge Marvel fan.

  • @MaggotKing556
    @MaggotKing556 5 лет назад +760

    Drax wasn't in Endgame. He mastered the art of being so still he's invisible

  • @dawoostarr
    @dawoostarr 5 лет назад +283

    My favourite scene was when professor hulk saw himself in new york

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 лет назад +25

      I loved when Prof Hulk tried to smash, couldn't really pull it off.

    • @Yaori999
      @Yaori999 5 лет назад +13

      @@feanor411 I mean, looking at your past self is always cringe. His levels of cringe probably were towering even Galactus.

    • @GorlicBreadz
      @GorlicBreadz 5 лет назад +1

      @@feanor411 Professor Hulk smashed but they only showed him in battle throwing someone and he had a line and that was it for Hulk smash

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 лет назад

      @@GorlicBreadz It would have been cool if Professor Hulk proved he could still kick ass. Maybe Prof Hulk could hulk out into a bigger, stronger Hulk? That would be pretty cool.

    • @mingyaowu7720
      @mingyaowu7720 5 лет назад

      And that word he mentioned "time travel" "that a win".

  • @ghost-wl3pm
    @ghost-wl3pm 3 года назад +11

    Is noone gonna talk about the fact that this video is about endgame,yet showed almost NO CLIPS from endgame?

  • @Formosa1
    @Formosa1 4 года назад +18

    Tony to Thor: You’re drifting left. One side there, Lebowski.

  • @renzayupan1303
    @renzayupan1303 5 лет назад +476

    Wanda: you took everything from me.
    Thanos be like "I dont even know you" 😂😂😂

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 лет назад +25

      You will

    • @dylanhazard7360
      @dylanhazard7360 5 лет назад +22

      Then he almost got ripped tf apart

    • @bashboi4074
      @bashboi4074 5 лет назад +4

      I've ruined a lot of lives, you're nothing special

    • @CarneConPapas
      @CarneConPapas 5 лет назад +5

      Quicksilver be like
      BITCH WHAT ABOUT ME?

    • @jjconjsj324
      @jjconjsj324 5 лет назад +9

      Well that version of Thanos hadn't met her yet since he came from the past before the events of infinity war

  • @noboruryuu4345
    @noboruryuu4345 5 лет назад +1273

    If you missed these jokes, you probably haven't watched the movie yet

    • @Plyboimarinus
      @Plyboimarinus 5 лет назад +7

      true

    • @kale1209
      @kale1209 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah I understood all of them

    • @josemesa752
      @josemesa752 5 лет назад +20

      Thank you. They are reaching on some of these

    • @premtuladhar7757
      @premtuladhar7757 5 лет назад

      I watched it

    • @curleyds
      @curleyds 5 лет назад +12

      Dont go smartypants on us. Some of us don't read comics

  • @jennimcfood2290
    @jennimcfood2290 5 лет назад +121

    Wish you would have shown the actual scenes that happened and the moments without telling us what happens and then moving on

    • @EllieBelle1993
      @EllieBelle1993 3 года назад +7

      Can’t finish the video cause of it

    • @nurfazlinjunidi8597
      @nurfazlinjunidi8597 3 года назад

      Exactly!

    • @retronerd7832
      @retronerd7832 3 года назад

      i think when they made this endgame was still in cinemas so they didnt have the actual scenes so thats why they had to explain the jokes and used footage from older movies :)))

  • @KaarMuhh
    @KaarMuhh 4 года назад +11

    Lmao "like the back of a Volkswagen"
    Nice Mallrats throw

  • @sarahb6970
    @sarahb6970 5 лет назад +414

    Only thing missing was a nod to the fact both RDJ and Benedict Cumberbatch played Sherlock Holmes. When they butt heads a “No shit Sherlock” would have been glorious!

    • @number1fool
      @number1fool 5 лет назад +13

      yeah, they were pretty vocal about how both of them did NOT want that to be in the movies.

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 5 лет назад +16

      As Benedict Cumberbatch says 'it's corny' - I disagree😂

    • @GaugeFullyAnimated
      @GaugeFullyAnimated 5 лет назад +11

      They did make a Sherlock reference in Infinity War "Doctor, do you concur?"

    • @georgiastone3025
      @georgiastone3025 5 лет назад +7

      @@GaugeFullyAnimated I thought that was a reference to Doctor Stanges name?

    • @GaugeFullyAnimated
      @GaugeFullyAnimated 5 лет назад +6

      @@georgiastone3025 yeah that, but also Sherlock reference

  • @TronicSpeed
    @TronicSpeed 5 лет назад +263

    Captain America: *HAIL HYDRA*
    Me: Oh my goodness!

    • @MannyK8705
      @MannyK8705 5 лет назад +2

      HYRDA?

    • @TronicSpeed
      @TronicSpeed 5 лет назад +2

      @@MannyK8705 I can't believe I misspelled that.

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 5 лет назад +2

      Actually it’s “HEIL HYDRA!”

    • @fujitora7070
      @fujitora7070 5 лет назад

      Me no understand dis language

  • @fourhundred9299
    @fourhundred9299 5 лет назад +17

    The part where Sam went up to old Steve on his left and in a couple of movies captain America would run past Sam saying "On your left."

  • @gargnob
    @gargnob 4 года назад +26

    Frigga muttering "Oh, sometimes it takes a second." when Thor questions his worthyness and Mjolnir ... DOESN'T show up immediately!

    • @jasonsanders8797
      @jasonsanders8797 3 года назад +2

      A missed reference to when Thor was waiting for his 'umbrella' to return to him when he first met Dr. Strange.

    • @dragonphoenix7023
      @dragonphoenix7023 3 года назад +1

      A reference to when Thor waited for his Mjolnir to come in Ragnarok when he was going to battle surtur

  • @dredgenauryx3382
    @dredgenauryx3382 5 лет назад +184

    Thor: Give me that you take the litle one.
    Me: (Dies of laughter).

    • @jase_p
      @jase_p 5 лет назад +2

      Feileri K I laughed at that shit too 😂😂😂

    • @kaylawarren4984
      @kaylawarren4984 5 лет назад

      *little

    • @josesoto1219
      @josesoto1219 4 года назад

      Bruh I nearly shit myself

  • @yassinakl2705
    @yassinakl2705 5 лет назад +239

    Gmora: this is the guy
    Nebula: the choices where him or a tree

    • @mi-mik4
      @mi-mik4 5 лет назад

      drax was too still for nebula to notice him hehe

  • @jordyboy321
    @jordyboy321 4 года назад +47

    Did you forget tony stark calling thor "lebowski" even though jeff bridges played obedia stane in iron 1?

    • @demario3335
      @demario3335 4 года назад +1

      🤔I see this as an absolute win!

    • @mar-vell7286
      @mar-vell7286 3 года назад

      @@Colt__the__Bolt Whiplash was played by Mickey Roarke. If you're gonna watch the movies try to know who plays the characters you're watching.

    • @Colt__the__Bolt
      @Colt__the__Bolt 3 года назад

      @@mar-vell7286 I misread the comment before I noticed I was wrong in writing it so I know what he meant

  • @TB-xh4hr
    @TB-xh4hr 3 года назад +8

    How the hell did you think “I can do this all day” and “aimed for the head” went over people heads? Like the most obvious reference I’ve ever seen

  • @princefreddo5044
    @princefreddo5044 5 лет назад +151

    I like how Cap was swearing at certain parts of ENDGAME when in the past he's always been like "LANGUAGE!"

    • @gabelongid7776
      @gabelongid7776 5 лет назад +6

      teslagod2003 mjolnir

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 лет назад +1

      you gotta be shittin' me.

    • @gabelongid7776
      @gabelongid7776 5 лет назад

      teslagod2003 kinda, sorry😂😅

    • @feanor411
      @feanor411 5 лет назад +8

      @teslagod2003 actually it's meowmeow...just ask darcy!

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 лет назад +2

      ......that was one time

  • @evermartinez5651
    @evermartinez5651 5 лет назад +66

    Hulk: thor are you ok?
    Thor: yeah im fine why?
    Rocket: you look like melted ice cream
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saraha4972
    @saraha4972 5 лет назад +30

    also the “cheeseburger” thing made me almost cry ngl

  • @mikki6122
    @mikki6122 4 года назад +28

    I started sobbing even harder in the theatre when Morgan asked for a cheeseburger and my grandmother thought I was insane

    • @jamemartin6830
      @jamemartin6830 4 года назад

      Awww it's gonna be ok MCU!! MCU!!MCU!!

    • @thatsroughbuddy7586
      @thatsroughbuddy7586 3 года назад

      SAME!! I was like
      “Just like your dad🤧”
      My friend was like
      “...I’ll just go get more popcorn”
      She doesn’t get it

  • @lukanikolic8246
    @lukanikolic8246 5 лет назад +181

    War Machine: What's up regular size man ?!
    Ant- man : woah

    • @HeadlessChickenTO
      @HeadlessChickenTO 5 лет назад

      I loves how Nebula gave Rhodes a heads up on his landing space.

    • @ZxSkyLineKidxZ
      @ZxSkyLineKidxZ 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @hadiraza8463
      @hadiraza8463 5 лет назад +1

      Well the real joke is when at the very next moment hulk passes by rhodes who is really bigger than rhodes

  • @durrellmitchell7152
    @durrellmitchell7152 5 лет назад +148

    Woulda been hilarious if Rocket had actually encountered a real Raccoon while he was on earth.....

    • @zombiegroan3985
      @zombiegroan3985 5 лет назад +11

      DURRELL MITCHELL like he’s taking out the trash and sees one in the trash bin. Then realizing that’s what quill meant when he said trash bandit.

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 5 лет назад +5

      @@zombiegroan3985 "trash panda"

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 5 лет назад

      Missed opportunity

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 5 лет назад

      Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 has already been confirmed so who knows?

    • @ya-highness
      @ya-highness 5 лет назад +1

      That would be hilarious. To see Rockets, face, interaction, and reaction would make a great scene.

  • @tylerholmes2736
    @tylerholmes2736 4 года назад +9

    When Blood diamond finally calls Peter "The Starlord"

  • @jay_the_dragon5896
    @jay_the_dragon5896 4 года назад +6

    A few smiles.... A FEW SMILES??!!?!!?
    WHEN PETER SHOWED UP ON SCREEN I WAS SOBBING AND CRYING ‘KAY,?!!???!

  • @beccaneuhoff
    @beccaneuhoff 5 лет назад +136

    Thanos: I am inevitable!
    Tony: Yhea, but I am Iron man!
    Me: (died of laughing) (then cried)

    • @elliotlytle9531
      @elliotlytle9531 5 лет назад +10

      For me it was:
      Thanos: I am, inevitable
      Tony: And I... Am... Iron man
      Me: YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!
      Tony: *snaps his fingers*
      Me: oh no...

    • @dannyman7892
      @dannyman7892 5 лет назад +3

      Rebecca Neuhoff he didn’t die of laughing silly he died from the snap

    • @sistersnapped.7458
      @sistersnapped.7458 5 лет назад +7

      I wanted grout to yell from the distance," I am groot! "

    • @tombstonesoda9122
      @tombstonesoda9122 5 лет назад +2

      Thanos: i am inevitable
      Iron man: i am iron man
      Me: damm right
      Snaps ah shit

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 4 года назад +1

      AND I'M BATMAN!!!

  • @allenthecoda
    @allenthecoda 5 лет назад +692

    CBR: Jokes that went over your heads
    Me: did they tho 😏

    • @cbr
      @cbr  5 лет назад +31

      weird flex but ok.... 😂

    • @luisvaldez6269
      @luisvaldez6269 5 лет назад +6

      Allen Boatner I understood that reference

    • @Evan-yw4zn
      @Evan-yw4zn 5 лет назад +8

      Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 5 лет назад +4

      Jokes don't go over heads...
      *they go for the head!!!*

    • @flashmanos1821
      @flashmanos1821 5 лет назад +1

      @@cbr weird ok but flex

  • @ayameowen3489
    @ayameowen3489 3 года назад +5

    The cheeseburger thing made me cry, I didn’t even cry when Tony died just when she wanted a cheeseburger.

  • @akshaj585
    @akshaj585 5 лет назад +70

    3:52 we finally got to see the real hero
    The rat avenger 🐀
    He saved the whole universe 😂😇😉

    • @ciderofthearctic392
      @ciderofthearctic392 4 года назад +1

      Mighty Mouse? I'm kidding you wouldn't understand my reference, it's an old cartoon 😄

    • @robertvantine2810
      @robertvantine2810 4 года назад +2

      I still say that rat was Loki. And NoobMaster69 too. Or maybe Deadpool was NoobMaster69...

    • @kyleranville2492
      @kyleranville2492 4 года назад +6

      That rat later went on to raise 4 young turtles to become ninjas

    • @TheYardBoyss
      @TheYardBoyss 4 года назад

      IKR?

    • @woomeebly
      @woomeebly 3 года назад +1

      @@kyleranville2492 but not before pulling Tom Holland's brothers hair, becoming a Michelin star chef and becoming the toast of Paris. Lol.

  • @fijigreg7543
    @fijigreg7543 5 лет назад +123

    when rocket raccoon said to cap marvel " YOU GOT ANOTHER HAIR CUT "

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 лет назад +4

      Lol. That was the only significant she did in the whole movie though.

    • @leiterman7573
      @leiterman7573 5 лет назад +3

      @@iliagluhchev2821 next video on the channel
      DOES CAPTAIN MARVELS BARBER HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE. Here are the facts the heart of a dying star could not touch thors hair so wHaT AboUt HeR bArBeR

    • @ichijofreedman
      @ichijofreedman 5 лет назад

      @@leiterman7573 i think it's about consent

  • @thomaatoes2874
    @thomaatoes2874 5 лет назад +38

    The real hero was the rat who activated the quantum tunnel.
    Real heroes don't wear capes.

  • @t-h-c-cchungus5668
    @t-h-c-cchungus5668 4 года назад +11

    "Nothing flys over my head my reflexes are to fast i would catch it"

  • @rosarioorozco9299
    @rosarioorozco9299 4 года назад +4

    My favorite was when Peter and tony are making a plan to save dr strange and peter references to the sequel Aliens as an old movie with air lock scene in mind to blast Mal into space

  • @jamarjohnson3242
    @jamarjohnson3242 5 лет назад +105

    When rocket told thor he look like melted ice cream lol!!

  • @kevinwells1210
    @kevinwells1210 5 лет назад +29

    Rocket- Theres beer on the ship.
    Thor- What kind.?

  • @sirarnoldgrylls6553
    @sirarnoldgrylls6553 4 года назад +18

    "15 jokes in Avengers Endgame you'd know if you seen the whole mcu"

  • @Mizarrow
    @Mizarrow 4 года назад +4

    "Nothing flies over my head, my reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

  • @onyx666
    @onyx666 5 лет назад +104

    Tony Stark: time travels not like back to the future
    Scott Lang: my dreams are ruined

    • @kaylawarren4984
      @kaylawarren4984 5 лет назад +7

      This movie made me have a whole new idea if time travel

  • @elreydelvideo
    @elreydelvideo 5 лет назад +142

    *The best part of the movie was:*
    *I can do this all day; Yeah I know*

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 5 лет назад +4

      Mine was “activate instant kill”

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 4 года назад +3

      "America's ass"

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 4 года назад +2

      It's funny how Cap went from "Language!" to admiring America's ass.

    • @marethyu_77gamer93
      @marethyu_77gamer93 4 года назад

      @@lillyswift42 At the start he even said (about Thanos) : "Let's go get this son of a b*tch"

  • @brandonharrison9273
    @brandonharrison9273 4 года назад +2

    War Machine: "What's up? Regular sized man!"

  • @alexmurphy2856
    @alexmurphy2856 3 года назад +2

    "Whatchu do?" I asked Thor. He simply says"I went for the head"

  • @Vanya11_12
    @Vanya11_12 5 лет назад +114

    I totally didn’t expect hail hydra! I thought they’d replicate the elevator scene!

  • @xaingwu
    @xaingwu 5 лет назад +67

    How about Cap (when running into himself in 2012) saying "You gotta be Shitting me!" after admonishing Tony in Age of Ultron for the use of "Language"

    • @jimmyknox3342
      @jimmyknox3342 4 года назад +2

      John Lowry
      ikr
      You'd think he would remember that!

  • @BigMozie
    @BigMozie 4 года назад +20

    I’m too focused nothing goes over my head
    -Drax 2014

  • @conradmartins8910
    @conradmartins8910 4 года назад +15

    The most obvious and my personal favourtie: "On your left"

    • @kwekubissue-prah3178
      @kwekubissue-prah3178 3 года назад +1

      What does it mean

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 года назад

      @@kwekubissue-prah3178 when Cap met Sam while jogging he kept passing him saying "on your left" so Sam got annoyed by it and it was funny. and when Sam enters the final battle of Endgame he finally got to say it.

  • @menchiesagun2852
    @menchiesagun2852 5 лет назад +440

    Lets Have a Moment Of Silence for
    Ant-Man’s Taco 🌮

  • @anson3383
    @anson3383 5 лет назад +467

    You're not answering the real question. Why is Gamora?

    • @thegrammarpolice69
      @thegrammarpolice69 5 лет назад +12

      Why is gamora?
      It's because her parents had sex...that's why there exists gamora.

    • @msrobyn82
      @msrobyn82 5 лет назад +4

      Yes love that line. DRAX is the the man 😁

    • @raxsavvage
      @raxsavvage 5 лет назад +7

      i'll do you one better... when is gomora

    • @Nocturnal_Rei
      @Nocturnal_Rei 5 лет назад +12

      But no one says how is gamora

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 5 лет назад

      Love that, it's hilarious

  • @gavatronthegreat4714
    @gavatronthegreat4714 5 лет назад +21

    I’m confused how any of these jokes went over someone’s head

    • @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH
      @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH 2 года назад

      Yeeeeaaaahhh..... I caught all the ones mentioned in this video, but that was only because I had seen every other MCU movie before Endgame.
      When I saw Jurassic World 1, there was a group in front of me who had people who NEVER saw any of the Jurassic Park movies (in my head, I thought "wtf?"). I'm sure this happened with Endgame, too.

  • @carrotboi5676
    @carrotboi5676 5 лет назад +10

    Thanos:I am inevitable
    Tony: I am iron man
    Groot: i am groot

  • @Icouldntpickone
    @Icouldntpickone 5 лет назад +290

    Nebula kept her hand, the whole losing a limb homage was shot in the beginning when Thor chopped off the gauntlet from thanos.

    • @CheyMo.Gaming
      @CheyMo.Gaming 5 лет назад +4

      And that was in HISHE and honest trailers version. Which the Directors are big fans of

    • @loganyates8832
      @loganyates8832 5 лет назад

      Yep

  • @thetam5913
    @thetam5913 5 лет назад +119

    Somebody peed my pants I don't know if it was baby me old me or................. 😳
    Me Me
    professor Hulk:TIME TRAVEL! 😅

  • @TheTitoMosquito
    @TheTitoMosquito 4 года назад +1

    "so he's an idiot" from Rhodes was hilarious

  • @davekemp1808
    @davekemp1808 4 года назад +1

    My favourite joke in Endgame was Star-Lord's line "You missed the first time... then you got them both the second time", which I thought was a really well placed laugh after the heart tugging moment when Quill thought he was reuniting with the Gamora he knew.

  • @jonnoannells2218
    @jonnoannells2218 5 лет назад +44

    I almost cried when he mentioned Morgan asking for cheeseburgers because I just understood the reference before he explained it

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 4 года назад

      Me to cause I just whachted the first Iron Man movie it is so sad he had to die

  • @pedrosabino2628
    @pedrosabino2628 5 лет назад +175

    I really liked when we had the scene with Peter Quill singing and performing in a awesome way before the moment he was supposed to find the Power Stone and then we see the same scene in the perspective of Nebulosa and Rhodes looking super silly.

    • @la.dezign1219
      @la.dezign1219 5 лет назад +1

      Pedro Sabino not only that scene but those scene which was recreated. From the avengers movie.

    • @noobmaster9781
      @noobmaster9781 5 лет назад

      That was super hilarious

    • @bt0694
      @bt0694 5 лет назад +4

      That was the best!! My wife and I both almost died laughing!

    • @thomascleveland3401
      @thomascleveland3401 5 лет назад +7

      So he's an idiot

    • @juainott5281
      @juainott5281 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha exactly
      I laugh at that part.

  • @st3ver_
    @st3ver_ 5 лет назад +21

    Without Starlord everyone would be dead because 14.000.000 things 1 win
    Think about it

  • @ameliastrilogy
    @ameliastrilogy 3 года назад +3

    Loki's death was that moment when marvel pulled my heart out and stomped on it just to bring back 2012 Loki GOD DAMNIT MARVEL

  • @LukeJordanBinkZilla
    @LukeJordanBinkZilla 5 лет назад +28

    Gamorra: This is the one you were talking about
    Nebula: Your choices was him or a tree

  • @myboo4469
    @myboo4469 5 лет назад +77

    You forgot Tony Stark calling AntMan "thumbelina"... God, I will miss him so much and his jokes and how he seriously makes us laugh even in serious situations.

    • @gauravdorjelama
      @gauravdorjelama 5 лет назад +3

      Also called him stuart little. And many such names throughout the movie

    • @taron1868
      @taron1868 5 лет назад +1

      Gaurav Lama pissant

    • @musicallover8370
      @musicallover8370 4 года назад

      Me to it was so sad that Tony had to die

  • @Voxridian
    @Voxridian 5 лет назад +8

    I eat hotdogs with mayo
    I eat a lot of things with mayo. I just love mayo.
    I dont put it on anything crazy like breakfast cereal or pancakes, but usually any lunch food involving bread gets the mayo, including hotdogs.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 года назад +3

      I put MMK on my hotdog sandwiches.
      MMK: Mayo, Mustard, and Ketchup

  • @FifthRobin
    @FifthRobin 4 года назад +4

    "What's up Ant-Man?,"
    "Ahhhhhhh........I think I peed but the size of my peeing doesn't change when I turn ant-size."

  • @thisisweirderthanyou9855
    @thisisweirderthanyou9855 5 лет назад +222

    My favourite was when everyone came back in the final fight and ant man and the wasp were reunited, the wasp referred to Captain America as Cap. Which for those who don't know in ant man and the wasp hope made fun of Scott for calling Captain America, cap

  • @chocokuns9891
    @chocokuns9891 5 лет назад +372

    What People see:
    Peter: **screaming for help**
    All female avengers: **kill everyone who touched peter**
    What I see:
    Peter: **screaming for help**
    Thor: **pick up Peter** "GET HELP!!-" **trow Peter to Thanos**
    Peter Babysitters/ others avengers: "NOOO!!!"

  • @harrykoulountis2989
    @harrykoulountis2989 4 года назад +2

    Spiderman s instant kill must be my favorite scene apart from Steve Roger's welding mijolnir

  • @yourumbraboo2626
    @yourumbraboo2626 5 лет назад +1

    Okay I will admit when happy said “you can have all the cheeseburgers you want” I cured a few tears

  • @katelynmurray6092
    @katelynmurray6092 5 лет назад +561

    The scariest part of Endgame was when Fornite was still a thing in 2023. 😮

    • @ricktheog1019
      @ricktheog1019 5 лет назад +19

      Katelyn Murray best and most original comment that I've found yet.

    • @yohansaldana8218
      @yohansaldana8218 4 года назад +15

      When Korg plays Fortnite instead of Minecraft:

    • @aeyxlater5853
      @aeyxlater5853 4 года назад +2

      Katelyn Murray lol

    • @colinhays4044
      @colinhays4044 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @Moondew572
      @Moondew572 4 года назад +3

      And the fact that Hulk dabbed

  • @93soby
    @93soby 5 лет назад +80

    Some people missed these jokes...
    But not us.... Not us.

    • @dadaseyi
      @dadaseyi 4 года назад

      You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @juliand7930
    @juliand7930 5 лет назад +4

    Nothing flies over my head........ My reflexes are too fast

  • @blackflag4537
    @blackflag4537 5 лет назад +15

    mine is when scarlet witch said "you took everything from me" then thanos said "i don't even know who you are"