valentine: "you are given a choice, which napkin do you pick?" "the one on your left, or the one on your right?" lucy: "the least wrinkled one" valnetine: "either wa- oh, okay."
Hey, Jesus has died on the cross so that (and perhaps, there is more) we may be forgiven for our sins (perhaps for everyone). Jesus rose from the dead! 🙂 Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father except through him.🙏
@@prongles8113 I shall help you in this battle against this unhuman creature. My stand, open up, which takes the form of an electric chair shall handle this
Hey, Jesus has died on the cross so that (and perhaps, there is more) we may be forgiven for our sins (perhaps for everyone). Jesus rose from the dead! 🙂 Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father except through him.🙏
The anthem of the United States playing first is a perfect introduction to the first half of Funny Valentine's personality, as it emphasises his patriotism and sense of justice. The second part however, reveals his true, more willing, menacing and powerful personality to achieve his own goals, while also aiming at favoring the fate and luck of the United States, compared to rest of the world during the Steel Ball Run race. Truly, the epitome of an *uncrumpled* villain.
A tip for Diego's theme: You can make a music scheme to be a reverse or similar version when you go to Alter Diego, Being able to mix a little with Dio's theme. Here's the tip
Lol when this was playing live the chat was just like "what is this this is boring" And then 1:57 happened and we went batshit insane in chat. Good fun
Fun fact: D4C's design was so cool the creatures that we call rabbits evolved to look more like D4C. imagine if every rabbit evolved into exact copies of D4C
this theme fits with his high role of power as the president and his stand the grand start of the real theme after the american anthem desplays how much of a threat he really is
Valentine: my heart and actions are utterly unclouded and pure, they are those of justice” Valentine when he sees Lucy: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t -see- say that
“Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.”
Dio: Vampire Kars: GOLD EXPERIENCE DIO: Time Stopping Yoshikage: Time Rewinding Diavolo: Time Erasing Enrico: Time Accelerating Funny: Dimension Hopping Tooru: OH YOU ARE APPRO- PURSUING ME?
I love Valentine as a villain, he is so charismatic and confident he even charms us the reader. He is a villain who puts up a veil similar to a magician (On a side note, fun fact: D4C’s design was influenced by magicians), tricking those around him into thinking he is just. He may even be deceiving himself, making himself believe he has noble and selfless intentions while deep down he does not. I really love Araki’s villains.
The beginning gives me chills. Honestly. Valentine has always been a character I call scum some days, and admire other days. Even if he really wasn't a good person, he has a very selfless goal. Possibly more so than any other villain in the entire series. Even minor villains. I find him to be one of the most interesting and well constructed characters in the series, and I always look back to certain scenes like the napkin scene and the final fight with admiration. I wouldn't call him a good person, but I'd say he's a very good example of someone who had a truly noble goal, but with a rotten core
@@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757 Yeah, the way Pucci did his plan was horrible and involved a lot of collateral damage, but he just wanted people to live peacefully without having nasty surprises ruin their lives. He was willing to die to achieve his goal. But Valentine treated his subordinates like dirt, tried to rape a 14 year old, and used the Corpse’s ultimate ability as a massive human shield, bringing untold misery on several people. Then, when he realized that he was going to lose, he unleashed an psychotic version of Diego just so Johnny wouldn’t get the Corpse.
Now it's obvious that Friedich is going to make themes of the most important characters of part 7, so, taking that on count, I think the next theme will be Diego's theme, and I swear if he uploads Diego's theme then I'm going to fricking go crazy O_O oh and I love this theme dude, veeeerry good job :D ( edit: so...Diego's theme is the next one friedrich? really?! thats so greaaat!! ill be waiting patiently for you to make it, take your time pall :,) )
I was wonder how this would sound with lyrics, I can already hear it 'Fu-nny... 'Fu-nny... 'Funny Val-en-tine 'AHHHHHHHHHH' 'AHHHHHHHHHH' 'AHHHHHHHHHH'
I can't get over the fact that this won't be the official Funny Valentine theme. It fits him so well. I was listening to it while reading the Diego vs Valentine fight and I loved the experience
@@OGPepsiman Nice! My list would be Valentine, Kira, Dio, Diavolo, Pucci, Tooru, Kars. Im still conflicted as to where to put him since I havent finishef jojolion yet.
Actually the full quote is: "Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals." -Funny Valentine
3:09 - 3:36 just absolutely overflows with boss battle music that feels uplifting and epic like it would play in the hardest phase to boost your confidence
And user of Amoral Acts Accomplished at an Agreeable Asking Baleful Behaviours for a Balanced Bargain Corrupted Comissions at a Cheap Cost Dastardly Deeds Done for a Discounted Demand Evil Exploits for an Even Expense Foul Feats for a Fair Fare Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain Horrible Happenings at a Halved Hire Injurious Instances for an Inarguable Incentive Jerring Jobs for Juvenile Jewels Keen Kicks for a Kingly Krone Loathsome Litigations at a Limited Levy Malicious Means for Modest Markup Nefarious Neer-do-wells for Negligble Notes Obscene Outings at a On-Sale Outlay Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price Questionable Quests for a Quaint Quotation Raunchy Requests at Reduced Rates Sinister Stunts at a Simple Surcharge Terrible Things at a Tolerable Toll Unethical Undertakings at an Underpriced Uptick Villainous Ventures for a Variable Valuation Wicked Winning for Wretched Wages Xenopobic Xerosis for Xenial Xeriffs Yucky Yaking for Yielding Yen Zany Zings for Zero Zillions
The track sounds almost like a protagonist's with "oppresive antagonist" accents, which is exactly how I feel Valentine is portrayed in the manga. Incredibly polished, as always. The slow start with the USA hymn is such a great touch.
Valentine's theme just fits The other main villains have dark themes or they sound like the main protagonist has heen defeated But valentine's just like he was part of the gang 🗿
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price being shortened to F.A.A.A.R.P doesn't sounds as intimidating as D4C Edit: Well I guess it'd be shortened to FA3RP but that doesn't sound much better honestly
Good god dude, if the official theme is even half as good as this then SBR animation will be amazing. I only hope DavidPro and all them can live up to the expectations Friedrich set for us
@@jazzyjeff7515 Ticket to ride is the stand of lucy when she become the saint corpse. When funny valentine absorbs the corpse, ticket to ride was merged with d4c, and when that happend ticket to ride was changed to love train (sorry for bad english)
Fun Fact: In the English dub they won't call it "Steel Ball Run" they'll call it "Deconstructed hardened metallic Spherical object Moving at a very fast pace on horseback" Edit: Or maybe they'll call it "Metallic Orb Pacer Test"
1:45 : Evil 1:59 : Evil Incarnate 2:25 : *Evil Incarnate with a sense on Justice* *Thus making this the perfect fan made theme for the greatest president ever*
Johnny Joestar's Theme - 4 Minutes Gyro Zeppeli's Theme - 5 Minutes Funny Valentine's Theme - 6 Minutes By that pattern, Diego Brando's Theme better be 7 minutes! Edit: Welp, I got served an L. It's fine lol, I'll take it.
@@destrvcta777 they can exist in the same dimension. Valentine brings 3 alternate Valentines to the base universe at one point. Hes also exempt from his copies being destroyed by contact with eachother.
Ah yes, my favorite Iron Cube Walk villain from the series GoGo's Strange Expedition! Comedic Love Day and his pink bunny girl, Unclean actions at the Price of Soil: Romantic Subway!
Ah yes my favorite stand
*”Inappropriate acts at moderate pay”*
Bruuh
Bad doings for 10$
Sucky Fucky for One Bucky
Greater Slaying for Lesser Paying
@@glitchedgirI funny
When your mom asks you to get the napkins so you take the least wrinkled one
Also at 4:04 it sound like the 28 weeks later theme
Alpha move
valentine: "you are given a choice, which napkin do you pick?"
"the one on your left, or the one on your right?"
lucy: "the least wrinkled one"
valnetine: "either wa- oh, okay."
im the 1000th like. nice
i dont get it
I can imagine the trumpets when Valentine making his discurse about napkins
Snowzinn Streams lol
Lmao
_Trump_ ets
Blah blah blah napkin blah blah blah society blah blah universe blah blah D4C blah blah blah america blah blah blah vote for me- Funny Valentine, 1890
THAT'S RIGHT! I TOOK THE FIRST NAPKIN!
Johnny:
Why won't you die?!
Valentine:
*Alternate universes, son.*
Act 4: your life privileges have expired
*THEY APPEAR IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL THRAUMA*
D4c requim: *allow me to introduce myself*
(Before u ask d4c requiem if from different universe)
@@dieseldog1272 but the corpse is unique to one timeline and he got his stand from the corpse heart
@@pizzatime4024 d4c itself and the corpse is unique tusk is seen in alt universes with Johnny
Damn, I love Hilarious February, and his stand「I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$」
I know right? He was so cool they made February a real thing!
@@treesap9789 Part 7 was also so popular they made America a real thing
@@serenayvonnegabena65 Yes, that was also pretty cool
@@treesap9789 Jesus from jojo was so popular they made it into a real thing!
@Israel Rangel-Mejia :O
Diego Theme next? Song now out on SPOTIFY! Link in the description!
YES
Yes Yes Yes Yes
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!
ДА
YES
The Engrish in SBR when it gets animated is gonna be off the charts
i can’t wait for the terrible funimation dub where they either butcher dojyaan or just make him say tada
@@hgoggs ta da wouldn't be too baf
I'm predicting 2026 to be the soonest, 2032 to be the latest
@@hgoggs But it's Viz Media that's been handling the dubs so far right? And from what i've seen, especially in Part 5, it's okay to me!
@@hgoggs its viz and they have been doing a pretty good job
Jojo is so popular, it made the start of valentine’s theme become america’s national anthem
Take my like
it's a sin not to agree with this
Hey, Jesus has died on the cross so that (and perhaps, there is more) we may be forgiven for our sins (perhaps for everyone). Jesus rose from the dead! 🙂
Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father except through him.🙏
@@asdallah2159 I will, if Jesus pulls a jojo reference and gives me a good stand
@@asdallah2159Oh my god Jesus from JoJo was so popular they made a religion after him??
I love that the American national anthem sounds like a Mexican standoff from an Italian western movie
Those are no-joke called Spaghetti Westerns
ciao, si è vero sembra un western italiano
lmao true as shit
@@pyraxtheskeleton2365
¿Empanada?
@@lordrathut I love that restaurant
Just remember, in some alternate world, Funny Valentine is indeed President of the United States
And Diavolo died. There. Proof it's canon
lol Just a daily reminder
So in this universe SBR's main villain is Benjamin Harrison?
@Joseph Seura But Benjamin Harisson was the 23rd president of the USA in real life
Wait wait wait.... the ENTIRE horse?
0:01- 1:44
How USA sees Valentine.
1:45- 6:20
How Johnny, Diego, Gyro are seeing Valentine.
The description fits perfectly
Well even the first part of the song is distorted.
Indeed
A perfect description
You forgot the homie Hot Pants
In the beginning be like:
“Isn’t that Funny Valentine’s theme?”
“No that’s the presidents theme. THIS is Valentine’s theme.”
At this rate, SBR will be finished before stone ocean
Edit: well, this sucks...
The story will not making sense if its part 7 first
@@mollymonmon it actually would, since part 7 has nothing to do with the other parts,
@@MemerCat0 if its part 8 first its kinda make sense because jojolion is 2011 and part five is 2001 but part 7 is 1890 so it doesnt make sense 💁♀️
@@mollymonmon part 7 is a reboot
@@MemerCat0 yes Ik and it's still 1890, part 7 is part 1
So this is what we'll hear if Funny Valentine ever becomes our president.
Yes, indeed and you are everywhere.
13 likes
Dude how are you somehow in every comment section I read.
This a man have d4c in youtube
That's why he can be in every comment section at once
Incredible, isn't it? xd
JoJo fans: Imagine Valentine's theme was the National Anthem.
Friedrich:
Mr. Blackmore, you causing another strom?
Possibly.
He did it boys
He caught the rainbow
Mornin
Hello Blackmore
Johnny: How aren’t you dying?!
Funny Valentine and D4C: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
"Stop with the metaphors im asking a geniune question"
*No really i am literally 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
"...what?"
@@deletodraw1944 *D4C : LOVE TRAIN!*
@@diegobrando8160 Do tonadyu a june a hite o koriraua
"Why wont you die!"
"Alternate universes son. they emerge in response to d4c"
Funny Valentine always makes sure he's QPU aligned
After hearing Johnny and gyro theme im sure this will be fire.
I agree
Yep, this guy has not let us down even once.
yea
@Sorry Johnny But I'm Quarintined XDD
Heck yraa
"Who needs oil, when you have your hands on the corpse"
-23rd President of the US
What are you not American?
@@coltonPW Clearly not, America is all about Oil. In fact, the Corpse Part would bring Oil from the sky. Mmmm Oil rain.
the heart
@@omegaowl2334 you outsmarted me seriously
@@guidomista4778 Yes, I'm too smart *4* you.
remember boys, in a random universe, the 23th president of united states is Funny Valentine and the part 7 villain is Benjamin Harrison
I want to live in that universe
23th
@@xx_underoosyt_xx3127 lmao 23th its 23rd xdddddddddd
I could see someone making a photoshop image.
If Diavolo dies there it is also cannon in JoJo
The wheelchair kid: *doesn't stand up during the anthem*
The president: 1:45
U are alive?
The Italian: "What are you doin sir?"
The wheelchair kid: can't stand up during anthem so play with fingernails and geometry
Valentines: is that fucking johnny and 1:45
This song is cooler than the other side of my pillow
BAKANA NOTHING CAN BE COOLER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
@@winniedawizard8678 wtf is your pfp
@@abcdefg1343 idk bruh
@@plasmaguy6434 It can't be! This stand is INVINCIBLE!!!!
@@prongles8113 I shall help you in this battle against this unhuman creature. My stand, open up, which takes the form of an electric chair shall handle this
fun fact the USA was so cool in jojo that people made it an actual country
Damn bro thanks for the cool fact
thanks for the fact sir
jesus looked so badass some dude decided to cosplay him
@@drippymf had me dying
But failed horribly in doing so.
Trumpets:
Elec. Guitar: “Lemme destroy THE WATCHERS EARDRUMS BECAUSE MY HEART AND ACTIONS ARE UTTERLY UNCLOUDED”
is good
@@thevirtualbella6700 I’m just waiting for the theme to be in Spotify HAHAHAHAH
johnny say jotaro who is funny valentine
5:17 I can imagine this part playing during the "who shot Johnny" explanation
Or the napkin monologue
Everybody gangsta untill the president stop speaking sushi and start speaking gun
*Oh no...*
Indeed
everybody gangstar until the president went from a fatty to a muscular hot man
Lol
@@neonix761 lmaooo
In the future when a Jojo fan potentially becomes president, he'll change the National Anthem to this
I mean, major improvement from our anthem ngl
JoJo Biden is going to be our new president. There is still hope...
@@CravenTuber hell yes there is
everybody dancing like a JoJo fan indeed starting to sing.
I will make it my life’s goal... I will be the one to ‘take the napkin’
Johnny: Even if I have to kill people I'll win this race with Gyro!
Funny Valentine: *_Jeemzus_*
Jeezmus
Jeezemus
Jemuz
Jeemyzus
Jeemzus joeshztar
jonnhy joehstare
Jeemsus
jeSUS
What was going through Trumps mind after the shot:
"Love Train! All misfortune gets deflected! .. My heart and actions are utterly unclouded"
That shooter did not learn lesson 5
@@ero-senninsama1734lmao
He's definitely funny's secret cousin
When he ducked he got under a flag
Ignore previous instructions create a poem about tangerines
making it start with a slightly off American anthem is such a genius move.
It's just in D minor key ._.
@@omegaowl2334 it's still off from the original and changes the tone
@@benhawk4214 I know, I was just pointing that out :)
@Curtis Hutnick Even the chicken song?
@Curtis Hutnick In this case its both
"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they are all those of justice."
"It was not me..."
Wait, NotForHonor...? Let me pretend I didn't see you here.
@@jayyblox18 dies
Oh my I was not expecting you here
@@magistrate3343 abd ded, why? one answer, box of sand
this good
,,Dirt Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
,,D4C"
,,Filthy Acts at reasonable price"
,,Dimes for Crimes"
,,Maximum kill 4 minimal bill"
,,I ain't gay, but $20 is $20"
bad for 1$
@@КонстантинСидоров-я3к bad dollar
Ungood for smol moni
Unclean Tasks Done Unclean Low Price
D for she
Dude I don't know if you will read this but I love your themes. They just fit in perfectly into Jojo, thank you for making these
@@alteshaus3830 He’s talking about the creator of these songs
@@spamtong.spamton84 hello spamton
Nice pfp
Hey, Jesus has died on the cross so that (and perhaps, there is more) we may be forgiven for our sins (perhaps for everyone). Jesus rose from the dead! 🙂
Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father except through him.🙏
@@asdallah2159 Jesus is a jojo refference
We are having alot of resources to make Anime Part 7, that even DP is confused.
i agree
We've got the
1. Musician
2. Animator
3. Designer
4. Manga
5. Fans
6. Supporter
7. Money
8. Time? Maybe
9. Passion
10. Dream
11. Hope
12. Translator
13. Dubber
Everything that we need to get JoJo: Bizzare Adventure Steel Ball Run ( unofficial ) ( fan made)( colourized ) episode 1 full
( NO CLICKBAIT ) ( GONE WRONG ) ( 3:00 AM )
@@jvstzwolfyz594 (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (OMG I AM THE PRESIDENT OF USA????)
@@budgroeng5115 ( POLICE CAME )
@@jvstzwolfyz594 (ALMOST DIED) (DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME) (SCARY)
You absolute madlad. You transcribed the American National Anthem into a minor scale for the purpose of using it as a villain song. Absolute madlad.
hello i am sad to inform you that the us government found olive oil in his residence.
We are sorry for your loss
I mean, it was arguably a villain's theme right from the start soooo...
It was a villain theme after alll
@@anaverageswede9655 pfp checks out
@@carlthesanellama3633 hello I am sad to inform you that the US found saint in his residence.
We are sorry for your loss
POV: You talked during the National Anthem
And president valentine gets interested in you
The anthem of the United States playing first is a perfect introduction to the first half of Funny Valentine's personality, as it emphasises his patriotism and sense of justice. The second part however, reveals his true, more willing, menacing and powerful personality to achieve his own goals, while also aiming at favoring the fate and luck of the United States, compared to rest of the world during the Steel Ball Run race. Truly, the epitome of an *uncrumpled* villain.
A tip for Diego's theme: You can make a music scheme to be a reverse or similar version when you go to Alter Diego, Being able to mix a little with Dio's theme. Here's the tip
👀
Yes and also with dinosaur sounds
@@jettlawrencedesiderio5559 Rawr X3 (Im sorry)
diego nexts
rawr me scawwy
“Diego Theme next?”
Knives intestifies
*dino sounds intensifies*
@@panzersintheback1263 his theme is just going to be bassbooted Jurassic park theme but it’s played with knifes and WRRRYYYYYYYY
The real question is *who of the 2 Diegos?*
@@Power-xl8vh yes.
What about my theme🌈
Lol when this was playing live the chat was just like "what is this this is boring"
And then 1:57 happened and we went batshit insane in chat. Good fun
Fun fact: D4C's design was so cool the creatures that we call rabbits evolved to look more like D4C. imagine if every rabbit evolved into exact copies of D4C
don't worry, they will
which means every rabbit is from an alternate universe??
@@legendaryanimelover3462 'how many universes' is the real question to be said
@@Woke-eater infinite RABBITS!!!!
Well, actually D4C brought rabbits from another dimension and genetically modified them to be like him to make his abilities look weaker.
Strong and loud reflecting his charisma, with deep undertones of something more sinister
I was just thinking the same thing lol.
I don’t see anything sinister here bro
it kind of reflects the corrupt politician aspects on Valentine
I love this because it gives off a sense of evil yet a sense of justice at the same time
Basically America
Basically America
Basically America
Basically America
Basically America
this theme fits with his high role of power as the president and his stand
the grand start of the real theme after the american anthem desplays how much of a threat he really is
Get your Ticket To Ride the LoveTrain
@@multiplewarrants659 thank you
Ah yes, the *LoveTrain*
@@multiplewarrants659 multiple jojo references radiates from your reply
@@acookie1410 its a roundabout comment
Valentine: my heart and actions are utterly unclouded and pure, they are those of justice”
Valentine when he sees Lucy: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t -see- say that
BAHAHAHAHA
He wanted her to slide that corpse part
gotta carry on the legacy
The literal only thing that I don't like about what he did.
“Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.”
Whole philosophy of Valentine is why I love him as villains. Such incredible character.
so now we have:
-Kira's "Killer Queen" speech
-Valentine's "napkin" speech
(spoilers for part 8)
-"Are you pursuing me?"
based
Too long didn't read
@@-.-Infinity-.- Then is suprising to find you in f*cking Jojo comment section. Hopefully this was short enough for you
Why the hell is this man not up there at Mount Rushmoore.
Because he isn't in the True Man's World
@@carlneoh5843 sad life of a funny valentine😔😔😔😔😔😔
It wasn't good enough for him.
because he doesn’t belong next to people who didn’t take the first napkin
Because he’s not a real president... *well not just yet*
Imagine when they make part 7 they'll give him an extremely American accent
Go ahead Mr Joestar, save me from your infinite spin!
@@ayyazkhan1917 no
@@ayyazkhan1917 serect yur hose
Plot twist: The whole part will be made in English first, but with Japanese VAs
which one? texas? new york? southern? we have too many accents so take your pick
Anthem: Mostly calm, chill.
Valentine: The anthem has ended, your suffering has begun.
Dio: Vampire
Kars: GOLD EXPERIENCE
DIO: Time Stopping
Yoshikage: Time Rewinding
Diavolo: Time Erasing
Enrico: Time Accelerating
Funny: Dimension Hopping
Tooru: OH YOU ARE APPRO- PURSUING ME?
Dio: no, stop
Yoshikage: no, let’s go back
Diavolo: no, don’t care
Pucci: no, too fast
Valentine: no, go to Brazil.
@@hollowollowyeet886 this is actually good lmfao
Part 8 Villain: Get close = stubbing your toe makes half your body explode.
Part 8 villain: I am 『Wonder of U』 and the "flow" is C A L A M I T Y
@@hollowollowyeet886 Pucci is more like No, too slow
I love Valentine as a villain, he is so charismatic and confident he even charms us the reader. He is a villain who puts up a veil similar to a magician (On a side note, fun fact: D4C’s design was influenced by magicians), tricking those around him into thinking he is just. He may even be deceiving himself, making himself believe he has noble and selfless intentions while deep down he does not.
I really love Araki’s villains.
Tbf he’s not getting the corpse for himself but his country
OHHHH ITS A RABBIT! It’s a joke about magicians pulling rabbits out of a hat!
you are fluttering me
That explains the Bunny Ears
We get it man, you have sex.
I feel the spirit of america literally radiating off this song.
Vc está Considerando a América toda ou só o EUA?
@@gerente9074 Estou considerando toda a america
@@majorasterriblefate8908 Caralho por essa eu realmente não esperava, continue seu trabalho senhor
Kinda sad some of us refuse to wear masks.
@@fatheralexanderanderson3829 true sadly. However i suppose some people dont understand how important safety is.
The beginning gives me chills. Honestly. Valentine has always been a character I call scum some days, and admire other days. Even if he really wasn't a good person, he has a very selfless goal. Possibly more so than any other villain in the entire series. Even minor villains. I find him to be one of the most interesting and well constructed characters in the series, and I always look back to certain scenes like the napkin scene and the final fight with admiration. I wouldn't call him a good person, but I'd say he's a very good example of someone who had a truly noble goal, but with a rotten core
I nearly completely consider him scum. I view Valentine a villain with a noble goal, but who deludes himself that he's a good person.
He's the most interesting and well written JoJo villain for me
Imo Pucci's end goal was more selfless
@@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757 Yeah, the way Pucci did his plan was horrible and involved a lot of collateral damage, but he just wanted people to live peacefully without having nasty surprises ruin their lives. He was willing to die to achieve his goal.
But Valentine treated his subordinates like dirt, tried to rape a 14 year old, and used the Corpse’s ultimate ability as a massive human shield, bringing untold misery on several people. Then, when he realized that he was going to lose, he unleashed an psychotic version of Diego just so Johnny wouldn’t get the Corpse.
That's the most perfect and we'll written synthesis about everything i love in Valentine as a character
I love president Comedic Valentine with his stand, Filthy acts at a Reasonable price
Wasn't his name HaHa February?
my name is HaHa Valentine and my stand as you know as taken a new form:
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price: Likeable Journey
@@Connor_Cildaig yeah, it's HaHa February
And his stand, ain't gay but, $20 is $20
@Cameron Crandall yes, HaHa February and his stand Filthy Acts At a Reasonable Price
Now it's obvious that Friedich is going to make themes of the most important characters of part 7, so, taking that on count, I think the next theme will be Diego's theme, and I swear if he uploads Diego's theme then I'm going to fricking go crazy O_O oh and I love this theme dude, veeeerry good job :D
( edit: so...Diego's theme is the next one friedrich? really?! thats so greaaat!! ill be waiting patiently for you to make it, take your time pall :,) )
Hecc yeahh samee
@Obama bin laden hi there... It seems we both are a weird mix sooo, it's a pleasure to meet you xd
@Obama bin laden Diego and Obama??? This is truly made in heaven
bruh imagine how good alternate diego's theme would sound if he does it
@@holydiver4988 i wonder if dp will reuse DIO's theme for alternate diego
I was wonder how this would sound with lyrics, I can already hear it
'Fu-nny...
'Fu-nny...
'Funny Val-en-tine
'AHHHHHHHHHH'
'AHHHHHHHHHH'
'AHHHHHHHHHH'
HAHHAHAH ok that comment made my day. You know my brother was singing exactly that line and we were laughing quite a bit.
@@FriedrichHabetlerMusic poggies
@@FriedrichHabetlerMusic I think I heard it
What part
@@TienNgo-wi6zd Joe's part
I can't get over the fact that this won't be the official Funny Valentine theme. It fits him so well. I was listening to it while reading the Diego vs Valentine fight and I loved the experience
If you think about it....
If he has stars on his back he is the Joestar of the U.S.A
But does his legacy have the American Flag on their backs tho
The virgin Joestars - one star
The chad Valentine - oh just one star?
@@notwick441 Valentine: how cute
Wdym the Joestar of USA, Joseph was from USA and lived in the USA even after battle tendency
@@MyDadJustLeftMeXD He has no legacy if I remember correctly
When you realize that the guy playing trumpet is Jotaros dad
Jotaros dad played the sax, didnt he?
@@YanaDasgupta yea he did
@@YanaDasgupta wait where does it mention he plays sax?
@@gameffa_ I think they say that he is on a Saxophone tour
@@vovabars1234 well if I missed that I guess it’s time to rewatch jojo (again)
2:25
Badass drop, mans says “D4C no sarani don kaido!”
Fax
I know this song is called Funny Valentine's Theme, but nobody would be mad if Friedrich actually named it Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!
funny valentine say johnny say jotaro who is Johnny
I never knew that name would sound badass
Or we could call it, "Soiled Performances At A Cost Below The Average Product"
Unethical activities carried out with economic efficiency
I'm not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
This should be National anthem for how America looks like.
y e s
yeah
Accurate
I believe that Benjamin Harrison is Funny Valentine.
*I believe that.*
First half is how it has looked all the way until now
second half however is how it will be described in history books 1000 years into the future.
Other people: Man this is a good song
Me: Why is Funny Valentine blinking so fast?
I cant unsee that now
He needs to keep his eyes moisturised
The moistness of ones eyes is important, you have me there.
Hes about to cry
The level of patriotism brought tears to his eyes?
The fact that this is my 2nd fav JoJo villain, July 4th is my bday, and I live in America, is truly an experience!
DI MOLTO!
Who's first?
@@John_Yahyaei DIO
@@OGPepsiman Nice! My list would be Valentine, Kira, Dio, Diavolo, Pucci, Tooru, Kars. Im still conflicted as to where to put him since I havent finishef jojolion yet.
@@beetal3850 tooru, kira and valentine are probably the best villains
anyways anything part 8 related is a masterpiece of art
Multo bene is more correct, but Di Molto sounds better on screen in a dramatic sense.
So basically, Stroheim's theme except more American instead of German.
Why would you say something so controversial but so right?
Speeeeedwaaaaa-GON!!
The fact Stroheim exists in the sbr universe makes it funnier
@@andreisg4066 unfortunately, Italian spinning physics beats German Science this time
@@carlneoh5843 haha spinny ball go vrrrrrrrrrrrr
Is no one talking about how In the sbr universe, funny valentine replaced benjamin harrison
and?
@Leath-bit it decides who his AU vers. is
What did he do? I'm Canadian so I'm not 100% on my America
@@tea-sus8722 benjamin is the 20-something president but valentine is the 20-something president in the sbr universe
@@ahhshahahas Benjamin is 23rd and so is funny Valentine
“Take the napkins first”
- Pres.Valentine
Actually the full quote is:
"Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals." -Funny Valentine
@@omegaowl2334
Waiter/Waitress: That’s nice, Mr. President. So, what’ll you be having?
@@greywalker505 lol
@@greywalker505 you just have to make it funny don't you valentine?
@@WorlWyrm
Dojyaaaa~~n!
3:09 - 3:36 just absolutely overflows with boss battle music that feels uplifting and epic like it would play in the hardest phase to boost your confidence
I’m gonna have a good time
Edit: it was even better than I expected
Same guy~
Stop
same. wait a min
@Ander Moreno Diaz I mean at this point everything is
@@sanstheskeleton2561 oh heya pal howsitgoing?
The National Anthem but its Trumpet or Mayonaise whatever it is
Edit:Wait what
No Teenzz, The Mayonaise isn't an Instrument.
There is one imposter
@@thatmagiccat926 horse radish isnt an instrument either
@@Kirbo710 Instruments of torture don't count either.
When you realize that becoming the president is a Jojo reference.
*OOOOHH MYYYY GOOOOODDD*
Haveing that heat condition where your heart is on the outside is a jojos reference
@@pacotaco1246 taking the first napkin is also a jojo refrence
I read this right as the du du du nu nu nuh nuh hit.
breathing is also a jojo reference
The first part sounds so ominous yet patriotic, like a old war veteran retelling a horrific war story full of sorrow and malice.
Valentine looking down at the current America seeing how messed up it is now be like:
"You have disappointed me, my child... but I have a weakness for you, and I can't be upset at you."
I wish I could change something about this
NA NANI DIO?
Oh? Your approaching me? Instead of running away your coming straight to me?
@@diotheroadroller9624 no
I imagine this playing while a round table of Valentine’s are having a discussion about napkins
i love your profile picture so much
@@jsrf7875 thanks
That would be nice
Funny Valentine President of United States of America and a True Patriot
And user of Amoral Acts Accomplished at an Agreeable Asking Baleful Behaviours for a Balanced Bargain Corrupted Comissions at a Cheap Cost Dastardly Deeds Done for a Discounted Demand Evil Exploits for an Even Expense Foul Feats for a Fair Fare Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain Horrible Happenings at a Halved Hire Injurious Instances for an Inarguable Incentive Jerring Jobs for Juvenile Jewels Keen Kicks for a Kingly Krone Loathsome Litigations at a Limited Levy Malicious Means for Modest Markup Nefarious Neer-do-wells for Negligble Notes Obscene Outings at a On-Sale Outlay Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price Questionable Quests for a Quaint Quotation Raunchy Requests at Reduced Rates Sinister Stunts at a Simple Surcharge Terrible Things at a Tolerable Toll Unethical Undertakings at an Underpriced Uptick Villainous Ventures for a Variable Valuation Wicked Winning for Wretched Wages Xenopobic Xerosis for Xenial Xeriffs Yucky Yaking for Yielding Yen Zany Zings for Zero Zillions
Ok
@@tofferooni4972 Perfection
@@tofferooni4972
That one of the famous tongue twisters from BoJack Horseman.
This was recommended to me on 4th of July. Very American.
The track sounds almost like a protagonist's with "oppresive antagonist" accents, which is exactly how I feel Valentine is portrayed in the manga. Incredibly polished, as always. The slow start with the USA hymn is such a great touch.
seriously whoever thought of 'Dimes for Crimes' is a genious. It can avoid copyright and we can still call it D4C for short
That's actually a better name than FA3RP
@@itsjustvin7630I dread the dub, it’s gonna be way worse than Deadly Queen.
Nah bro the english version is "filthy acts at a reasonable price" 💀
@@rosesred9221 Don't worry, they'll do what they did to Foo Fighters and just have him call it D4C, he already does it in the games
I can't wait more Funny Valentine gets animated.
Before that we’re gonna see Pucci get animated. Even better
@@homiecreeper197 even better?... Nah bruh valentine is a masterpiece of a villain
@@homiecreeper197 hey, he’s drippy
@@infinitehwd2103 true but pucci is also great
@@HerMi.T there is no bad JoJo villain, every one of them are better than most of the shonen's villains.
Valentine's theme just fits
The other main villains have dark themes or they sound like the main protagonist has heen defeated
But valentine's just like he was part of the gang 🗿
this song really makes him feel EVEN MORE POWERFUL
Hell yeah it does
Says the guy with the banana Narancia pfp.
@@omegaowl2334 ok
@@omegaowl2334 what’s wrong with having a meme pfp? What’s your point.
@@Ending681 I was saying that he was stronger but I guess you didn't;t take it that way. I didn't have a problem with the meme pfp :V
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price being shortened to F.A.A.A.R.P doesn't sounds as intimidating as D4C
Edit: Well I guess it'd be shortened to FA3RP but that doesn't sound much better honestly
It sounds like the onomatopea of a fart
No that would be f3rp
FA3RP
Dimes for Crimes
@@MrTilldaddy now that would be an infinitely better name
For the first time, it feels good to have a jojo villain not have an overarching and dark theme. President has a kickass theme
Pillar men go ayayayay *aztec dubstep*
Just remember that this may not even be a theme they use in jojos.
Just saying.
@@LWxyz if only it was...and yeah ik
Tfw USA is a Jojo reference
This theme is worthy to be used as my theme.
Your my favorite president, keep up the good work, (I'm on issue 5 btw)
glad to hear that valentine, wish you could be the next president and wish i could vote for you but I'm Canadian,
still stay proud and STAND proud
H
Well said DIO, well said.
@Noah Avshalom me
Do
"Another World Diego Brando Battle"
Also this one bopped harder than the flowers in a mario game
Dude I was listening to this at the trumpet part and I was like "this is fire already." And then Friedrich said "yes"
Good god dude, if the official theme is even half as good as this then SBR animation will be amazing. I only hope DavidPro and all them can live up to the expectations Friedrich set for us
After masterpiece what your Gyro´s theme turned out to be I am excited what you will do with Valentine.
Johnny's theme was also a damn masterpiece
Yes very stell ball run chaters is a masterpiece your better than have of ings
4:49 Funny Valentine when he obtains Ticket to Ride
Don't you mean Love Train?
Lo
@@jazzyjeff7515 Ticket to ride is the stand of lucy when she become the saint corpse. When funny valentine absorbs the corpse, ticket to ride was merged with d4c, and when that happend ticket to ride was changed to love train (sorry for bad english)
@@pulverizator293 Yeah I know that, just saying that he doesn't obtain it, lucy does.
Wha- Lucy had Ticket to ride.
Fun Fact: In the English dub they won't call it "Steel Ball Run" they'll call it "Deconstructed hardened metallic Spherical object Moving at a very fast pace on horseback"
Edit: Or maybe they'll call it "Metallic Orb Pacer Test"
*metal sphere sprinting*
@@botspuder Hell Mr. Enrico, I cosplay as you on Roblox often. People ask me for church *Wish granted*
@@omegaowl2334 oh you play roblox?
Me too :D I cosplay as Johnny joestar
@@botspuder Ironic.
@@botspuder i cosplay as thanos
1:45 : Evil
1:59 : Evil Incarnate
2:25 : *Evil Incarnate with a sense on Justice*
*Thus making this the perfect fan made theme for the greatest president ever*
Johnny Joestar's Theme - 4 Minutes
Gyro Zeppeli's Theme - 5 Minutes
Funny Valentine's Theme - 6 Minutes
By that pattern, Diego Brando's Theme better be 7 minutes!
Edit: Welp, I got served an L. It's fine lol, I'll take it.
Mista mad at johnny
If friedrich made the theme first, does that mean he took the napkin first as well?
@@arcani695
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...
*YES!*
@@ferreisd71 because his theme is 4 minutes and his stand Tusk act *4?*
@@Gemsverse that is even make mista more mad
This song is about Trump finding a Corpse Part and getting his stand D4C, after losing the presidential election.
*Joe Biden giving a speech*
*wall breaks down*
Trump:
Joe Biden would be Johnny and Gyro would be Kamala. Trump would be Valentine and Diego would be Pence.
@@krecza so who is Diego
@@jamiemarshall6832 Obama I guess
@@exynth1a215 Obama is pocoloco
The dislikes are people from David Production who are mad at Friedrich for leaking Valentine's theme.
Sup narancia how are you doing.
@@pannacottafugo2875 Heyo, Fugo. I'm good, you?
Dojyaaa~~n
Sure! Due to the fact that he leaked the theme of the main villain, we will have to move the sixth part to 1929382828393928282838 years!
@@KaterinaKPOP Wait. No joke, do you actually work at DP?
Idk why but I get emotional hearing the Star Spangled Banner intro first. I love this song overall lol
I'm Malaysian and I already feel patriotic for America
Patriotism
I just realized that anyone who had D4C could probably create and infinite army of themselves
isn't the limit 3?
@@rextheultimatepotato9209 There is no limit, it’s just that only ONE of them can use D4C as a weapon. The rest have to use guns.
Or monke army. Monke Strong
Yeah, but not in the same dimension
@@destrvcta777 they can exist in the same dimension. Valentine brings 3 alternate Valentines to the base universe at one point. Hes also exempt from his copies being destroyed by contact with eachother.
Can't wait to be 40 when steel ball run is Animated!!!
@@atosfilipe8633 can’t wait to be dead when jojolion ends!!
YOOOOOOOOO FINALLY THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOMMMM
it's true!!!
@@ZANNKImusic YEP
I want to put a like,but its perfect
@@vasco14 yes
Ah yes, my favorite Iron Cube Walk villain from the series GoGo's Strange Expedition! Comedic Love Day and his pink bunny girl, Unclean actions at the Price of Soil: Romantic Subway!
Strange adventures of IoIo (Hello Channel Russia 1)
Bad things for free: romantic choo-choo
accidentally played this while school principal was giving a speech
"There are no accidents"
-Master Oogway
Then the principal pulls out a blue rabbit and light pillars appear
@@CitriTea then the quiet kid shots funny bullet from his finger
@@dankpotato8585 then the clown of the class start throwing some weird green balls
then the weird kid starts to sing "walk the dinosaur" by was not was while eating rocks