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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2023

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  • @misvvi7
    @misvvi7 11 месяцев назад +96551

    He just wants a wattpad y/n 💀

  • @ryantheone8555
    @ryantheone8555 11 месяцев назад +18992

    Bros creating a character

    • @allyssadiamonds3766
      @allyssadiamonds3766 11 месяцев назад +21

      No bro has a type

    • @soyeonsoulmate
      @soyeonsoulmate 11 месяцев назад +161

      ​@@allyssadiamonds3766Well I don't if anyone would want a picky guy like him

    • @allyssadiamonds3766
      @allyssadiamonds3766 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@soyeonsoulmate so because he has a type his picky

    • @soyeonsoulmate
      @soyeonsoulmate 11 месяцев назад +195

      @@allyssadiamonds3766 All depends, with you only want one or two things in your partner then okay, but not a whole ass shopping list

    • @Has-th5dk
      @Has-th5dk 11 месяцев назад

      @@soyeonsoulmate SHOPPING LIST 😂😂 No but fr he needs to slow down bro is gonna whip out a folder to see if u match his type there is a different between preference and straight mental illness (im reaching its a joke)

  • @madelynkhloe
    @madelynkhloe 10 месяцев назад +40185

    “Hates body hair” damn I guess he has a thing for alopecia 💀

    • @TheMandaloreFett
      @TheMandaloreFett 9 месяцев назад +335

      G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it😂😂😂

    • @DeviChitra-zg4us
      @DeviChitra-zg4us 6 месяцев назад +106

      😂this got me wheezing

    • @kayvia8216
      @kayvia8216 6 месяцев назад +61

      @@TheMandaloreFettthis is a wild comment 😂😭

    • @TheMandaloreFett
      @TheMandaloreFett 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@kayvia8216 Thank you.😊

    • @Ipromiseyounobodyismad
      @Ipromiseyounobodyismad 5 месяцев назад +35

      Nothing wrong with liking people with alopecia..

  • @xcarnage3936
    @xcarnage3936 10 месяцев назад +7481

    " he liked chokers (cause he likes to imagine a collar on girls and him holding the leash). He liked long necks (to strangle and choke, he did it before) hated girls who acted like boys ( cause they'll be harder to control for him)". Dudes a fucking psycho, but y'all knew that already 😂

    • @zetbeedousel
      @zetbeedousel 10 месяцев назад +86

      That's a good one🤣👍

    • @abiegailpierre-rb6cz
      @abiegailpierre-rb6cz 6 месяцев назад +44

      @@Tyrone_Moanslmaoooo “i could fix him” 😭😭

    • @harvarchive
      @harvarchive 6 месяцев назад

      @@Tyrone_Moansidk if its just because i dont like white boys but hes not attractive one bit to me hes so run of the mill n his personality makes it worse😭

    • @carrie6073
      @carrie6073 6 месяцев назад +356

      And he hates girls who wear shorts with pockets (bc they can rely on themselves to hold things) and who wear sneakers and dress shoes (bc they can actually run away and aren't immobile) lol

    • @Lili3nlhilp
      @Lili3nlhilp 5 месяцев назад +29

      I foookeeennn hated nate omgg

  • @Jawminn83
    @Jawminn83 11 месяцев назад +24629

    Bro wants those female Wattpad protagonist 😂

  • @bygonzedits946
    @bygonzedits946 11 месяцев назад +14293

    I love how each of the features he loves was never attained by one signle individual. The perfect girl only existed through various girls, showing that what he wanted was impossible

    • @lovleyloner1487
      @lovleyloner1487 11 месяцев назад +530

      I like this take it’s so true and mirrors real life behaviors

    • @satouhikou1103
      @satouhikou1103 11 месяцев назад

      It's literally not. Most girls are just slobs who don't respect themselves.

    • @rizalboyoktavian8144
      @rizalboyoktavian8144 11 месяцев назад +375

      That's why he's gay. Sure thing he's not too picky about guys 💀

    • @drake7836
      @drake7836 11 месяцев назад +50

      It was never implied that he wanted all of them in the same girl, it was just likes and dislikes

    • @alyssarodriguez4041
      @alyssarodriguez4041 11 месяцев назад +75

      Lol where tf did you get that? 😂 both Cassie and Maddy fit that mold perfectly

  • @EvanAngeli
    @EvanAngeli 9 месяцев назад +3919

    ‘He hates body hair’
    *My latino ass dancing happily with hairy arms.*

    • @ShyShyNails
      @ShyShyNails 5 месяцев назад +44

      me😂

    • @harshT18
      @harshT18 4 месяца назад +1

      So what? You're not his preference. He didn't ask you to stop having body hair. Stupid people here bruh

    • @haleandguu
      @haleandguu 4 месяца назад +47

      same as fuck girl ! never had anyone say anything to me ! hahaha

    • @lerie7934
      @lerie7934 4 месяца назад +72

      i find really weird that maddy was the one that passed all his conditions since shes latina and we all have hairy arms¿¿¿

    • @EvanAngeli
      @EvanAngeli 4 месяца назад

      @@lerie7934Yea I was pretty surprised at first to. But I guess when you live in a white society (aka when the beauty standard is being a naked mole rat) you start to fall into all the conditions.

  • @AirAnimeAngel
    @AirAnimeAngel 3 месяца назад +808

    Damn this list is longer than South Korean beauty standards💀

    • @CuteBook-bd3np
      @CuteBook-bd3np 3 месяца назад +9

      💀-

    • @roshnikamble7311
      @roshnikamble7311 3 месяца назад +16

      Lmfaooo💀💀💀

    • @inourtime23
      @inourtime23 2 месяца назад +4

      Lol nothing can top our standards

    • @R_t-99
      @R_t-99 2 месяца назад +4

      Good because noone should deal with him

    • @moaen1
      @moaen1 2 месяца назад +3

      It's taller than most Koreans...

  • @urfavlaxplayer
    @urfavlaxplayer 11 месяцев назад +52957

    “he LOVES men..”

    • @samsb6739
      @samsb6739 11 месяцев назад +187

      😂

    • @publictoilets527
      @publictoilets527 11 месяцев назад +826

      He did too… in the show lmao

    • @onepotatotwopotato8920
      @onepotatotwopotato8920 11 месяцев назад +962

      The musical about him in the gym/locker room was honestly a masterpiece, totally worth the standing ovation. 👏👏👏

    • @bonitakourtney8544
      @bonitakourtney8544 11 месяцев назад +250

      ⁠@@onepotatotwopotato8920fr when he started getting mad I started laughing 😭

    • @deepanshirajput910
      @deepanshirajput910 11 месяцев назад +23

      Fact 😂

  • @Sexy_Cow-nl8es
    @Sexy_Cow-nl8es 11 месяцев назад +12862

    Bro acts like that one kid who thinks everyone’s obssessed with him 💀

  • @m1ffyyluv
    @m1ffyyluv 10 месяцев назад +14045

    bro is literally just tall and has a good jawline. thats it. THATS LITERALLY IT.
    (yo btw [edit] jacob is mad pretty, im just talking character wise Nate sucks but girl I love jacob sm)

    • @junnakashima4552
      @junnakashima4552 10 месяцев назад +717

      He rlly traded those two decent features in exchange for his brain 💀

    • @m1ffyyluv
      @m1ffyyluv 10 месяцев назад +248

      @@junnakashima4552 fr cause wtf even was his entire being💀

    • @jane4670
      @jane4670 10 месяцев назад +180

      ​@@m1ffyyluvhe rich,tall, white, good looking, captain of football team of his school, good athlete and more

    • @saramunoz1068
      @saramunoz1068 10 месяцев назад +353

      just a reminder that we are talking about the physical appearance of a real person and that shouldn’t be targeted

    • @danaysiaboykin1755
      @danaysiaboykin1755 9 месяцев назад +175

      ​@@saramunoz1068fr it becomes personal when people judge their looks cause the actor didnt do anything in real life

  • @ashleythompson7879
    @ashleythompson7879 10 месяцев назад +967

    Why do people keep saying that an angry or loud female is a masculine trait? Humans are loud, angry, and demanding. That trope will never stick.

    • @SugarCubesMiki
      @SugarCubesMiki 3 месяца назад +75

      Apparently a woman cant be angry

    • @ham-sley1308
      @ham-sley1308 3 месяца назад +2

      Boxer

    • @ham-sley1308
      @ham-sley1308 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@hybridboy5729 thet mom angry😭

    • @nogodsnomasters6963
      @nogodsnomasters6963 3 месяца назад

      I think it already stuck, see patriarchal bullshxt.. but let's keep "disappointing" those who buy into it😈

    • @Est-te6gh
      @Est-te6gh 3 месяца назад

      You still don't get it? Women aren't people. Men are people. Women are women... that's why, to fit "femininity", a woman is not allowed to show anything that makes her human. That's why a man being "like a woman" is shameful.

  • @adamco42
    @adamco42 10 месяцев назад +44343

    imagine getting a role in euphoria just to get a one second shot of your cankles

    • @evelesrdz2593
      @evelesrdz2593 10 месяцев назад +2379

      And in the credits it says "Cankle girl" with their name. 😂

    • @falyn5858
      @falyn5858 10 месяцев назад +181

      @@evelesrdz2593actually??

    • @alanaa-lt2zr
      @alanaa-lt2zr 10 месяцев назад +47

      Lmao

    • @christianurena510
      @christianurena510 10 месяцев назад +323

      a take on your face spitting out

    • @shimmershine6902
      @shimmershine6902 10 месяцев назад +95

      @@evelesrdz2593 I’d pass away 😭

  • @pelesync4851
    @pelesync4851 11 месяцев назад +15246

    The way Rue describes herself in everything Nate hates😭😭🤣

    • @user-re2xx8db4q
      @user-re2xx8db4q 11 месяцев назад +621

      But she HAS BODY HAIR AND ACTS LIKE A BOY so she escaped his likes💀

    • @zahikdturk6568
      @zahikdturk6568 11 месяцев назад +230

      ​@@user-re2xx8db4qshe is lesbian so

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 11 месяцев назад +74

      ​@@user-re2xx8db4qThank God she did lmaodn

    • @veronicabelle9071
      @veronicabelle9071 11 месяцев назад +107

      Nate had a secret thing for rue in the show

    • @sheridanvance7426
      @sheridanvance7426 11 месяцев назад +1

  • @L0c4l_Idi0t6
    @L0c4l_Idi0t6 5 месяцев назад +477

    The thing is, there are many dudes out there just like Nate. 😭

    • @moasdiarytubatu
      @moasdiarytubatu 5 месяцев назад +44

      exactly and it sucks

    • @Thi-Sen
      @Thi-Sen 5 месяцев назад +47

      They’re so annoying omfg they never shut up 😭

    • @missdanger4048
      @missdanger4048 3 месяца назад

      Well, fuck 'em, they don't deserve any of us

    • @bobbiehernandez844
      @bobbiehernandez844 3 месяца назад +20

      I swear sometimes u literally just want to yell shut uppp already, even though you’re already yelling in your head 😂

    • @balala5430
      @balala5430 3 месяца назад +1

      While they be looking like a goblin themselves😂 it's always the ugliest looking guys that talks the most sh_t about women

  • @SierraLewiann
    @SierraLewiann 10 месяцев назад +763

    How does Rue even know this? 😂

    • @albatrozz3058
      @albatrozz3058 8 месяцев назад +30

      Ikr😂😂😂

    • @alexandrabrown068
      @alexandrabrown068 5 месяцев назад +207

      Omniscient narrator

    • @mjboutin7224
      @mjboutin7224 3 месяца назад +13

      That was my exact question! I came to the comments to see if someone had the answer 😂

    • @theechubbyone
      @theechubbyone 3 месяца назад +31

      People reveal themselves if you're even remotely paying attention. Also, if you go to school with someone for a long time you get to know them well. 5 days a week, 9 months a year is a lot of time.

    • @MrsTC2U
      @MrsTC2U 3 месяца назад

      Right!!😂😂

  • @sauce6746
    @sauce6746 11 месяцев назад +8901

    Rue be knowing everything about everyone

    • @karastark5363
      @karastark5363 10 месяцев назад +738

      That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secret

    • @user-iw8js7ne3d
      @user-iw8js7ne3d 10 месяцев назад

      @@karastark5363lmaooo

    • @Avanix420
      @Avanix420 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@karastark5363😂

    • @Mizushimeee
      @Mizushimeee 10 месяцев назад +288

      @@karastark5363 that is so fetch

    • @ARIUS_C_vibes
      @ARIUS_C_vibes 10 месяцев назад +268

      @@MizushimeeeGretchen stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen 😐😒

  • @SheikhS666
    @SheikhS666 11 месяцев назад +2660

    Nate is the definition of Red Flag 🚩

    • @ellieburnell3242
      @ellieburnell3242 11 месяцев назад +4

      Bro that’s my brothers name

    • @SheikhS666
      @SheikhS666 11 месяцев назад

      @@ellieburnell3242 😂🤣

  • @Ilikecatsalot1
    @Ilikecatsalot1 5 месяцев назад +346

    There is no real reason to hate body hair

    • @ujh184
      @ujh184 5 месяцев назад +42

      Yeah your right there is no reason to hate body hair its natural like it doesnt matter nate

    • @sheslittlerookie.
      @sheslittlerookie. 3 месяца назад +14

      brazilians and latino people
      * left the chat *

    • @Halfcupofcoffee
      @Halfcupofcoffee 3 месяца назад +16

      Personally I don’t care at all if it’s another person, but I hate my own body hair because I’m autistic and I get sensory issues with it lol. As long as you’re making the choice on your own and you’re hygienic you can do whatever with your body hair, Nate can stfu

    • @anastasiaarmitage
      @anastasiaarmitage 3 месяца назад +9

      It doesn't fit my personal aesthetic

    • @balala5430
      @balala5430 3 месяца назад +25

      ​@@anastasiaarmitage okay? Want a cookie

  • @anikethchakraborty3238
    @anikethchakraborty3238 8 месяцев назад +124

    so his ideal type is Jules 😂

    • @francisadodo9399
      @francisadodo9399 5 месяцев назад +13

      Jules doesnt even look close to feminine

    • @eiavops4576
      @eiavops4576 4 месяца назад +10

      @@francisadodo9399Probably because he’s a guy

    • @theroyaljules39
      @theroyaljules39 3 месяца назад +59

      @@francisadodo9399Jules in season 1 is the most feminine looking character in the show

    • @dark_quEEnisCringe
      @dark_quEEnisCringe 3 месяца назад

      @@eiavops4576 she is trans*

    • @souplover2987
      @souplover2987 29 дней назад

      @@eiavops4576its a girl

  • @amezier_7913
    @amezier_7913 11 месяцев назад +39184

    hope he enjoys wearing tennis skirts and heels then

    • @Sophia.Alexina
      @Sophia.Alexina 11 месяцев назад +176

      HAH

    • @sarahwalker4494
      @sarahwalker4494 11 месяцев назад +439

      Haha it does hit different when u hear it as a list of his own preferences for himself.

    • @user-mo6kh8wo7m
      @user-mo6kh8wo7m 11 месяцев назад

      Oh yeah let’s get mad bc the girl wanted one thing …. Y’all are dumb asf

    • @Tanaconasaperson
      @Tanaconasaperson 11 месяцев назад +32

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @urfavleo07
      @urfavleo07 11 месяцев назад +15

      HA

  • @OstrichFan
    @OstrichFan 11 месяцев назад +4406

    That's some American psycho behavior 😭

    • @marcyxfinn
      @marcyxfinn 11 месяцев назад +25

      Lol idk if you’ve seen the show but def psycho behavior

    • @ArbolAbril
      @ArbolAbril 11 месяцев назад +10

      Yes I think they drew from the movie to make the character prototype lol

    • @darthmelsie
      @darthmelsie 11 месяцев назад +13

      Let's see Paul Allen's type.

    • @InvertedBread
      @InvertedBread 5 месяцев назад +4

      Not rly, its called a preference

    • @brownlesbo
      @brownlesbo 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@InvertedBreadpreferences can be misogynistic hope this helps

  • @Letmeoverthinkthis
    @Letmeoverthinkthis 8 месяцев назад +193

    The fact that Nate would hate me as a person is SENDING ME😂😂

  • @mimosa3289
    @mimosa3289 6 месяцев назад +88

    Bro want’s a lil girl💀

    • @moaen1
      @moaen1 2 месяца назад +8

      Nah he want a femboy

  • @estelitaaaeee
    @estelitaaaeee 11 месяцев назад +4209

    So he isn't into humans...bro gon be alone forever or sumn 😭

    • @xylophone_8888
      @xylophone_8888 11 месяцев назад +103

      my bro isn't even into mammals because every mammal has hair in some way or the other 😭

    • @abcxyz-dp4rl
      @abcxyz-dp4rl 11 месяцев назад +92

      @@xylophone_8888 small nose? Long neck? No body hair? Wait till he hears about snakes 😂😂😂

    • @youngsheldonviralsinjin
      @youngsheldonviralsinjin 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@xylophone_8888osaka 😱😱😱

    • @hwangjung-hwa8908
      @hwangjung-hwa8908 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@abcxyz-dp4rlhaha

    • @lazes2109
      @lazes2109 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ironically two friends fight over him and he’s the most popular guy

  • @editaudios8905
    @editaudios8905 11 месяцев назад +133628

    Who tf does he think he is ☠️

  • @nehaahmed4422
    @nehaahmed4422 5 месяцев назад +37

    I think the dude is describing a dolphin ngl

    • @rambopack9140
      @rambopack9140 3 месяца назад +10

      Ah yes because dolphins have thigh gaps,pedicures, and the ability to wear shorts and chokers 💀

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma Месяц назад +1

      ​@@rambopack9140 they can 😈

  • @diya5880
    @diya5880 10 месяцев назад +53

    Nate when he realises humans are mammals:😱😓😠

  • @If4c4ad3
    @If4c4ad3 11 месяцев назад +7416

    Bro described a literal child

    • @WinterM-hr3xv
      @WinterM-hr3xv 11 месяцев назад +338

      He only wanted this bc he was into guys but didn’t want to show any sign of it

    • @Indigobaby1111
      @Indigobaby1111 11 месяцев назад +15

      Lmfao

    • @Someone-qi1rr
      @Someone-qi1rr 11 месяцев назад

      You are sick

    • @ammahdollie
      @ammahdollie 11 месяцев назад

      No, he wants white girls

    • @ilovelamp521
      @ilovelamp521 10 месяцев назад +195

      Skirts, short shorts, heels, good posture, fruity spray, and tan lines describe a child?
      Or is it just the body hair comment that u thought describe a child?

  • @Just.Danni.Terri.
    @Just.Danni.Terri. 11 месяцев назад +25967

    His dad tapes really traumatized him so he made sure his preference was as feminine as possible 😭😭😭😭

    • @WinterM-hr3xv
      @WinterM-hr3xv 11 месяцев назад +902

      I thought he was fruity that’s what his dads tapes turned him into

    • @poormlady8199
      @poormlady8199 10 месяцев назад

      @@WinterM-hr3xvtapes can’t make someone gay 💀💀 It can traumatize you into doing overreacting and purposely making your “preferences” like this so that you can stray away from it. But to keep pushing something away can unconsciously appease you because you don’t want it so bad

    • @kimjunguwu4304
      @kimjunguwu4304 10 месяцев назад +441

      that is actually a really great point

    • @tinyflyingdragons9432
      @tinyflyingdragons9432 10 месяцев назад +120

      That's terrible

    • @jasmineovo7539
      @jasmineovo7539 10 месяцев назад +202

      Omg you’re right. I didn’t even notice that.

  • @Zairaxx1
    @Zairaxx1 7 месяцев назад +157

    Wait till he finds out that the hair on your head and eyelashes counts as body hair-

    • @blairxxxxxxxx
      @blairxxxxxxxx Месяц назад +10

      "He wants a hairless woman, bald and no eyelashes/brows.🥺'

    • @Levi-bs4oe
      @Levi-bs4oe Месяц назад

      No it doesn’t. Wait until you find out that body hair is hair that grows on various parts of our bodies besides our head. Women should not have body hair, it’s nasty.

  • @musical_costumer7976
    @musical_costumer7976 5 месяцев назад +34

    "You like good posture"
    *sitting like shrimp*

  • @TheVanessatrf
    @TheVanessatrf 11 месяцев назад +7915

    Thats why girls don't Want him lol

    • @dudestopitorelse6064
      @dudestopitorelse6064 11 месяцев назад +143

      actually they do want him...

    • @waffleMAN-ml8so
      @waffleMAN-ml8so 11 месяцев назад

      Most guys that have these types of standards in the real world only have them because women want them. Your typical guy doesn’t get enough attention to be able to have many standards if any

    • @musicmoon8766
      @musicmoon8766 11 месяцев назад +77

      *cough* maddie *cough* cassie

    • @geeslivelongandprosper3444
      @geeslivelongandprosper3444 11 месяцев назад +117

      Maddie and Cassie had no good golas in life they were a hot looking mess . That's why he loved Jules and his personality is the sole reason why Jules hated him back

    • @ariannacolquhoun7538
      @ariannacolquhoun7538 11 месяцев назад +13

      Cassie does girl is thirsty over him 😭

  • @swastikabag3760
    @swastikabag3760 11 месяцев назад +206134

    I hope he likes being single too
    Thank you so much for the likes❤

    • @Ezra-nq7hh
      @Ezra-nq7hh 11 месяцев назад +3104

      The irony is these are the guys that get girls before anyone else😂😂

    • @angelgray8899
      @angelgray8899 11 месяцев назад +1360

      When a woman has a list like this, but for guys, nobody bets an eye and says she has "good standards." 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Ezra-nq7hh
      @Ezra-nq7hh 11 месяцев назад +1317

      @angelgray8899 women just want a tall and funny guy that's kinda the standards for most womenXD

    • @angelgray8899
      @angelgray8899 11 месяцев назад +402

      @@Ezra-nq7hh Meanwhile they freak out of a guy wants the woman to be a certain weight. The same women who demand a guy to be tall. One can control ones weight, but not height 💅🏽

    • @Ezra-nq7hh
      @Ezra-nq7hh 11 месяцев назад +617

      @angelgray8899 that's not true not all women freak out but it's just some of them do because expecting weight sounds a little meaner then talking about height 😅

  • @GotThatTism
    @GotThatTism 10 месяцев назад +74

    *i love the acceptance and normalization of the sexualisation of portrayed minors*
    That’s literally what shows like this and multiple other shows and movies are flooded with on Netflix.

    • @tamarapowell8982
      @tamarapowell8982 7 месяцев назад +3

      Sis have you not seen the movie k.I.d.s., thirteenth, dregrassi, she’s too young?

    • @onlycows726
      @onlycows726 5 месяцев назад +1

      to be fair it's not like this doesn't happen irl, those shows just decide not to shy away from reality. I agree they're sexualized but sexualization in the media is not always linked to sexual objectification towards the viewers, a lot of the time sexualization is used to portray challenges and in euphoria it's used to portray the downsides of teenhood ( especially among girls )

    • @NoirAngel99
      @NoirAngel99 5 месяцев назад +3

      ⁠@@onlycows726yeah but it’s kinda like a weird cycle in a way. Movies and TV have the power to change people’s perception about things. Another example could be Pretty Little Liars. That show featured a gross “relationship” between a student and her teacher and many of the younger fans approved of it. As they grew up and rewatched the show, they realized that it was wrong. However, their opinions of the relationship when they were younger could have been very dangerous if they were to find themselves in a similar situation. They were fans of the relationship and some even idolized it, which could lead them to be groomed irl because of what they see on TV and they don’t really know any better bc they are just kids. Yes, it showcases the bad parts about high school, but it could lead young girls and high schoolers to also idolize and try to imitate this bad behavior because they see it on TV and think it’s cool.

    • @6Haunted-Days
      @6Haunted-Days 4 месяца назад

      Yea cuz hormones flooding though you don’t make you sexual IN ANY WAY. Teens ….interested in ….SEX? Being sexual? Come ON. Just children. 🙄😂🤡 Christ what sick delusions anymore.

  • @mer_xx
    @mer_xx 11 месяцев назад +3318

    To me it makes sense after watching the entire series that Nate, having internalized homophobia, and having had a lot of pressure from his dad, might make him believe that having a preference for feminine women is a way of overcompensating and attempting to reaffirm his own heterosexuality to himself and others

    • @bodhicrouse7377
      @bodhicrouse7377 11 месяцев назад +106

      I've never watched Euphoria and don't plan to, so this explanation/observation was very helpful to understanding what was happening. Thank you!
      Also this reaffirms the internalized homophobia bc what cishet man notices the details of clothing and is THAT judgy about it (coming from a queer man myself). Like the bare physical traits are very toxic hetero standards but the skirt preference? The specific shoes? Miss gurl...

    • @YoutubeCat-ie1pc
      @YoutubeCat-ie1pc 11 месяцев назад +74

      ​@@bodhicrouse7377 Yeah Nate in the series is a very complex character. He was traumatised by his father in his childhood. Thats why he developed very problematic behaviour. Anger issues, fixation on hyper feminine girls, no emotional connections to people etc.
      He was portrayed as gay in a school musical that made fun of everyone, which made him extremly angry.
      We dont know if hes gay or has extreme internalised homophobia🤷‍♀️

    • @beckyunderwood5753
      @beckyunderwood5753 11 месяцев назад +12

      Hi, I don’t watch the show, but what you’re describing happens a lot in real life. “But he always had a pretty girlfriend!“ It’s something you hear a lot from people who know someone who came out a little later in life. It’s like they were overcompensating to try to hide what they knew deep down inside. It makes sense, really.

    • @lamusa2013
      @lamusa2013 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@RUclipsCat-ie1pcsounds like that Nate was inspired on the closeted gay guy I was talking for months 😭🤣 he's exactly like that, problems with his homophobic dad, internalized homophobia, misogynistic, and hella narcissist (lying, projecting, blaming, calling names, accusations, trust issues), so I just think he was gay in denial cuz at the end he said the fact he wanted to be with black men and trans women wasn't gay at all 🧐 also he didn't like boobs but penises was a different story xD I hope he come out someday 🤧

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 3 месяца назад +1

      @@bodhicrouse7377do you think that straight men can be drag queens

  • @Whatisthis438
    @Whatisthis438 11 месяцев назад +2013

    I’d like to point out that there is a fine line between having standards and straight up being unreasonable

    • @chronic_payne5669
      @chronic_payne5669 11 месяцев назад +52

      There’s nothing fine about this line. You could fill the Grand Canyon with everything wrong with this

    • @Whatisthis438
      @Whatisthis438 11 месяцев назад +44

      @@chronic_payne5669 yah I’m saying he’s being unreasonable. You’re arguing with me and we have the same opinion 💀

    • @lasignora660
      @lasignora660 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Whatisthis438aren't they agreeing tho

    • @blacktiger2154
      @blacktiger2154 11 месяцев назад +4

      We are currently about 3.2 kilometres over that line

    • @Whatisthis438
      @Whatisthis438 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@blacktiger2154 oh yeah we passed that line miles ago

  • @ceresa.lee21
    @ceresa.lee21 6 месяцев назад +12

    The way that man would vomit at the sight of me 😂

  • @blandestofjames
    @blandestofjames 10 месяцев назад +99

    Used to be like this kinda but lost the excitement of seeing my girl because I was always so hyper focused on what she wore, changed my mindset and know I love anything she wears because she’s the one wearing it. Clothes are clothes but the person is priceless.

    • @junnakashima4552
      @junnakashima4552 10 месяцев назад +46

      This is actually really nice and wholesome to read, I’m glad you were able to change yourself for the better after realising your love for your girlfriend outweighed any physical expectations. It takes a really mature person to see the faults in their mindset and actually do something about it, so major props to you, I wish you and your girlfriend the best

    • @painfullythicc
      @painfullythicc 6 месяцев назад +7

      thats so cute stopp

    • @kermitthefrog5446
      @kermitthefrog5446 5 месяцев назад +9

      actual king bro 👑

  • @maira.azzara
    @maira.azzara 11 месяцев назад +7062

    can't believe the only asian to ever exist in euphoria is the girl who spits out water

    • @angeldeviltears
      @angeldeviltears 11 месяцев назад +326

      omg u are right, i never even noticed that

    • @BambiDolll
      @BambiDolll 11 месяцев назад +138

      That’s weird af

    • @maira.azzara
      @maira.azzara 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@BambiDolll you mean my comment or what lmfao

    • @BambiDolll
      @BambiDolll 11 месяцев назад +99

      @@maira.azzara what u said lmao it’s kinda weird they rarely add any POC to movies like this lmao 💕🫂

    • @maira.azzara
      @maira.azzara 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@BambiDolll oh I see lol you're absolutely rightttt

  • @annabritton9176
    @annabritton9176 11 месяцев назад +5761

    so his perfect girl is from a 50s perfect women magazine

    • @zerere_
      @zerere_ 11 месяцев назад +82

      No, they didn't have slender shoulders and such. They had hourglass shape

    • @Fingerscrossedout
      @Fingerscrossedout 11 месяцев назад +75

      Nope because shaving didn't really start to be the norm before the 90s

    • @annabritton9176
      @annabritton9176 11 месяцев назад +49

      i wasn’t being literal i just said the 50s because there were plenty of sexist videos and magazines showing women how to look and be the perfect girl to get a husband

    • @allyssadiamonds3766
      @allyssadiamonds3766 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@annabritton9176so he is Sexist because he has a type

    • @cgvods
      @cgvods 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@annabritton9176Oh I see! You’re right! 😅

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 2 месяца назад +7

    Everyone hates on Nate and I'm here for it

  • @iiifallapart4603
    @iiifallapart4603 5 месяцев назад +19

    I don't understand how someone can "hate" bodyhair? You literally live with it everyday, it keeps dirt away from the skin, and we aren't turning into whales anytime soon.

  • @stayskyehigh
    @stayskyehigh 10 месяцев назад +35105

    Nate Jacobs: *wants perfection in female form*
    Also Nate Jacobs: *gives the most unwashed ass energy*

    • @jasperqueen3676
      @jasperqueen3676 10 месяцев назад

      the kind who doesn't wash his ass in the shower cause thats gay

    • @tblgrbls2306
      @tblgrbls2306 10 месяцев назад +134

      Almost all of his preferences were of clothing, is that really too much for females to achieve?

    • @xejelah
      @xejelah 10 месяцев назад +220

      AKA - guys today

    • @xejelah
      @xejelah 10 месяцев назад +1487

      @@tblgrbls2306 plus the size of lips, nose, ankles, and no body hair. Yet, girls list just 1: a height requirement -and you guys all freak.

    • @rastafarian2490
      @rastafarian2490 10 месяцев назад +223

      ​@@xejelahtbh both are shallow dont really see why we have to excuse one or another

  • @sarahmoore7890
    @sarahmoore7890 11 месяцев назад +1596

    Notice how it’s all physical attributes, describing the perfect doll, he’s only interested in his outlets and not on making connection and finding partnership

    • @chimchimsjamkookies4242
      @chimchimsjamkookies4242 11 месяцев назад +67

      Because he secretly wants a man. He feels no romantic love fir women.

    • @alexmunch9275
      @alexmunch9275 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@chimchimsjamkookies4242That hasn’t been confirmed. His fear and avoidance of men has been, relating to his father’s behavior

    • @chimchimsjamkookies4242
      @chimchimsjamkookies4242 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@alexmunch9275 he is closeted gay. It's been confirmed.

    • @soobintheestalIion
      @soobintheestalIion 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@alexmunch9275bc he doesn’t wanna be like his father ..gay

    • @alexmunch9275
      @alexmunch9275 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@chimchimsjamkookies4242 Could you remind me of when? I just recall dic pics being found on his phone, which is a sign but could also stem from personal insecurities.

  • @alba2saucey
    @alba2saucey 4 месяца назад +15

    I feel like everyone is missing the point of The Jacobs Family theme/message in Euphoria. Nates dad had a heavy, graphic porn addiction which later then affected his two sons in the future. Nate now clearly has a hard time respecting women and seeing them as human. This whole scene proves that. Women are ONLY potential mating partners to him so why should he talk to the girl with body hair that sits like a man, right? If a woman doesn’t want to mate with him, why should he even talk to them? Jules is a perfect example of this. Women are only something for him to toy with because of all the porn he himself is consuming and the example his father was setting for him; with a similar problem regarding toxic masculinity; not accepting the fact that a man can love another man and still be a man. It is truly one of the saddest things fragile, toxic masculinity has created and I hope that one day people will care enough to stop this endless, graphic cycle that eventually leads to a man putting his hands on a woman. (Maddie) It needs to be talked about and Euphoria did that, but like always, this is normalized and “boys will be boys” is sadly still heavily programmed into human brains at this day and age. I hope the future is much kinder.

  • @user-dz8de8gt9r
    @user-dz8de8gt9r 5 месяцев назад +16

    I remember watching this scene and literally realizing most of these things are something only a child has

  • @_DaemyraTargarayen_
    @_DaemyraTargarayen_ 11 месяцев назад +9810

    He the definition of toxic masculinity 💀

    • @nel8497
      @nel8497 11 месяцев назад +43

      "Masculinity"

    • @Katherine.H.
      @Katherine.H. 11 месяцев назад +75

      Thats hilarious that you equate preferences with "toxic masculinity ". 😂

    • @kenny6499
      @kenny6499 11 месяцев назад

      See thats a nonsense is why feminist are seen as idiots, So i expect you to also define women with high preferences, as “toxic feminity”

    • @peppapiggg
      @peppapiggg 11 месяцев назад +139

      ​@@Katherine.H. preferences shouldn't just be about looks but also by personality and the way they treat you

    • @Katherine.H.
      @Katherine.H. 11 месяцев назад +49

      @peppapiggg I'm sure if he said he liked fat girls, you'd have applauded it.

  • @melaniepilaguano6760
    @melaniepilaguano6760 11 месяцев назад +4836

    Bruh he hates me then 💁🏻‍♀️

  • @godiswithyou.5358
    @godiswithyou.5358 6 месяцев назад +9

    Wearing heels to high school is so UNHINGED. Like girl ik those dogs are SCREEEEEEAMING.

  • @helpme4611
    @helpme4611 10 месяцев назад +11

    The fact that two of those shots are of Jules .. shows he’s in love with her

  • @paulac.munoztorres
    @paulac.munoztorres 11 месяцев назад +2895

    Nate seems like the kind of guy that says his wife must be a ten while he holds an anime pillow covered in Cheeto dust

    • @xionelectra
      @xionelectra 11 месяцев назад +33

      That’s literally not Nate, he’s an alpha male

    • @Pumagami
      @Pumagami 10 месяцев назад +23

      Have you even seen the show 💀

    • @starsneptunexx
      @starsneptunexx 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@xionelectra who's fruity 💀

    • @PORCELAIN.PVNKETTE
      @PORCELAIN.PVNKETTE 10 месяцев назад +6

      The way my water just came out my fucking nose 💀🙌🏻

    • @bubries
      @bubries 10 месяцев назад +30

      ⁠@@xionelectracalling someone an alpha? are you an animal, a furry or deep into the omagaverse.

  • @Sanityless
    @Sanityless 11 месяцев назад +3226

    He absolutely *_LOVES_* men

    • @Max_JustMax
      @Max_JustMax 10 месяцев назад +15

      Kinda cringe why u using gay as an insult huh

    • @Sanityless
      @Sanityless 10 месяцев назад +89

      @@Max_JustMax I'm not, It's just a joke- I don't mean It as an Insult & I'm very sorry If It came off that wya

    • @cashivys
      @cashivys 10 месяцев назад +115

      @@Max_JustMaxhe likes men in the show r u dense 😭

    • @sngreal
      @sngreal 9 месяцев назад

      @@Max_JustMax she literally has gay in her name you sensitive snowflake

    • @edithputhy4948
      @edithputhy4948 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@cashivys he doesn't though, the show never said he likes men, only that he's confused with gender preferences

  • @ren._227
    @ren._227 5 месяцев назад +13

    HELP- he wants wattpad y/n ig
    imagine being casted in euphoria just for them 2 show ur 'small' nose.. 😂

  • @SYDNEYYY-iz3kk
    @SYDNEYYY-iz3kk 3 месяца назад +8

    Basically he loves the idea of purity and femininity

    • @p.c6175
      @p.c6175 2 месяца назад

      this isn't what purity and femininity is tho this is toxic western beauty standards. Nate is supposed to embody a misogynist douche bag. this is anything but femininity this is the "toxic male gaze"

  • @heathermoore2419
    @heathermoore2419 11 месяцев назад +1411

    Rewatching this really makes you hear why he hated the girls who acted like guys is cuz he was secretly into guys so had to keep that ego of him

    • @alexmunch9275
      @alexmunch9275 11 месяцев назад +54

      That hasn’t been totally confirmed, but his secret hatred of men has been.

    • @soobintheestalIion
      @soobintheestalIion 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@alexmunch9275and that’s why

    • @alexmunch9275
      @alexmunch9275 11 месяцев назад +119

      @@soobintheestalIion His father cheated with men and trans women. He recorded all of them illegally, and Nate has watched all of them throughout childhood. He secretly despises his father and is deeply uncomfortable with masculine things that aren't him. So his only perception of love was lies and abuse, he tried his best to make sure all his partners were super feminine and nothing like his father's tastes. He could actually be gay, the dic pics being a sign, but it could have been a way for him to take back the control he felt like he missed when younger.

    • @soobintheestalIion
      @soobintheestalIion 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@alexmunch9275 true but his dad is pansexual by definition and likes women too but nate specifically is uncomfortable abt him being with men. nate is already a terrible person like his dad even as a perceived straight man. he even tries to protect him dad from getting in trouble for the tapes. him being abusive might be bc of his dad but he doesn’t try hard to not be a bad person he only tries to not be gay. it seems the only thing he doesn’t wanna accept that he has in common with his dad is his sexuality. he calls his dad the f slur but then calls lexi’s play homophobic when it’s himself being called gay. i think it’s definitely internalized homophobia.

    • @yurironoue5888
      @yurironoue5888 11 месяцев назад +5

      I feel like being a venomous misogynist and attracted to the same sex can be mutually exclusive, actually!

  • @jamilarajaa2239
    @jamilarajaa2239 11 месяцев назад +13048

    She's describing what men from my country want 💀

  • @fatimaikhlaq7763
    @fatimaikhlaq7763 5 месяцев назад +7

    Honestly, bro just wants a Barbie

  • @mayathecrackkidz6922
    @mayathecrackkidz6922 5 месяцев назад +7

    Men have nothing but the audacity istg

  • @meowzillaaa
    @meowzillaaa 11 месяцев назад +1958

    Sam Levinson writing himself into the show

    • @aarna6853
      @aarna6853 10 месяцев назад +137

      literally he's such a creep

    • @kateysneed3359
      @kateysneed3359 10 месяцев назад +11

      fax but he wrote a good show 😭

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 9 месяцев назад +40

      Thanks for writing this‘
      Dude is such a creep, crazy to have him making shows in the 2020s…

    • @fairielikescake
      @fairielikescake 9 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@kateysneed3359this show isn't that great

    • @kateysneed3359
      @kateysneed3359 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@fairielikescake in a way yea lol i mean its been done before like skins

  • @anttandme6025
    @anttandme6025 11 месяцев назад +334

    Tell me you're scared of being gay without telling me you're scared of being gay.
    Nate:

    • @lesliejohnson-nelson4003
      @lesliejohnson-nelson4003 11 месяцев назад

      That makes no sense

    • @adrian-irl
      @adrian-irl 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@lesliejohnson-nelson4003he doesnt want to like anything that could be remotely related to being masculine because hes scared of being gay

    • @anttandme6025
      @anttandme6025 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@lesliejohnson-nelson4003 If it doesn't make sense, then why does he need to avoid all those things he considers masculine or for men, literally the point of that character is to show toxic masculinity that represses men who then repress other men, like nate's dad (a gay man repressed by his dad to be as masculine and straight as possible) repressed nate, he is literally a man who needs to reinforce and assert his masculinity every chance he gets (especially in front of other men) because he is scared to explore his own sexuality and turn out to be gay. That's literally what Nate represents in his series lol.

    • @lamusa2013
      @lamusa2013 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@anttandme6025I was "dating" a Nate in real life and it's exactly like you're saying it lol

    • @CassyRiv
      @CassyRiv 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@lesliejohnson-nelson4003isn't it obvious enough? 😂😂😂

  • @clouddzzzz_.
    @clouddzzzz_. 5 месяцев назад +7

    Nate would absolutely fucking despise me

  • @Satanna.avemaria
    @Satanna.avemaria 7 месяцев назад +11

    Basically he wants jules

  • @Crybabyjoj
    @Crybabyjoj 11 месяцев назад +882

    That’s why he’s gay

    • @lunaross6054
      @lunaross6054 11 месяцев назад +1

      LOL I CAN'T -

    • @shadow__1938
      @shadow__1938 11 месяцев назад

      Nate are you gay or serious?

    • @xylophone_8888
      @xylophone_8888 11 месяцев назад +2

      doubt anyone would want him with that personality be it a guy or a girl or whoever else

    • @LuciferKingOfHeck
      @LuciferKingOfHeck 11 месяцев назад +2

      Just because you're gay, it doesn't mean you have no taste in love. Even gay man doesn't want to date a guy like him, and it doesn't matter if you're straight or gay 😭😭
      There's nothing bad about loving same genders.

    • @arleteapdasilva7148
      @arleteapdasilva7148 9 месяцев назад +1

      That doesn't make him gay. He is not obligated to like every type of woman there is, he is gay but not because of that.
      You should have standards for men too. Handsome guys are on another level.

  • @myl2ciaa
    @myl2ciaa 11 месяцев назад +4195

    he perfectly curated his preferences in a way that it wouldn’t make him seem different. he took any sign of masculinity out and made sure the girls were ad feminine as possible. that way nobody could ever even insinuate that he was gay.😭😭
    EDIT:guys this comment isn’t that deep i just was over analyzing this scene the other day it’s just for fun😭😭 but love the lil debate in the replies

    • @naurrr
      @naurrr 11 месяцев назад +91

      FRRRRR 💀💀💀

    • @amalitad6459
      @amalitad6459 11 месяцев назад

      Gayyyy

    • @xitzbit926
      @xitzbit926 11 месяцев назад +73

      I dont think thats the case at all. I have a theory. Nate couldve been molested or abused as a child (possibly from an uncle, etc) hence his insane behavior, mental disorders, extreme reaction to his father and general aversion to anything masculine.

    • @lamusa2013
      @lamusa2013 11 месяцев назад +126

      ​@@xitzbit926or he was just a closeted gay dude, all of them are misogynistics and always thinking about impossible standards for us, I have some experience with that lol

    • @nbd6213
      @nbd6213 11 месяцев назад +69

      @@lamusa2013tbh there’s no reason both statements can’t be true. He could have very well been taken advantage of as a child by an older male. Which could have led to him growing up to be misogynistic, egotistical and struggle with his sexuality

  • @codeathenayt9538
    @codeathenayt9538 4 месяца назад +7

    Guys always remember to hate the characters but not the people because the characters Nate is hated by everyone due to the wonderful performance if Jacob never played so good that character would never have been hated so hats off to the actor ❤ never spread hate to the actor

  • @blue_phoenixg4284
    @blue_phoenixg4284 10 месяцев назад +6

    THIS MF REALLY WANTED A WATTPAD Y/N

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 11 месяцев назад +1425

    He loves all the most stereotypically feminine stuff but hates the things that could in any way be seen as masculine (ex. Dress shoes, body hair) even when they are on girls. It’s good writing hinting at the underlying issue pretty early on.

    • @AshBash1824
      @AshBash1824 10 месяцев назад

      Those tapes REALLY fucked him up

    • @arolamichelle
      @arolamichelle 10 месяцев назад +1

      it says he likes dress shoes lol and body hair isn’t seen as masculine to any normal person

    • @Icedpumpkinchailatte
      @Icedpumpkinchailatte 10 месяцев назад +37

      ⁠@@arolamichellenah she literally said “he hates sneakers AND dress shoes”. And body hair definitely isn’t a masculine thing (everyone has it lol) but it’s viewed that way by society hence why there’s so many ads products and procedures for hair removal (which is usually targeted towards women).

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@arolamichellebody hair is definitely seen as masculine by most people lol. part of that is because men have significantly more body hair and it grows faster and thicker compared to women, part of it is societal.

    • @daveyJ0nes
      @daveyJ0nes 10 месяцев назад +1

      Cuz I caught how Rue is only saying that he HATES it, not that he's not attracted to that stuff. I'm trans and was in denial for a while and I hated body hair and avoided anything that would define my muscles and I realized it was because I was afraid of anyone thinking I was a guy cuz I felt like one and that was terrifying.

  • @_maliae
    @_maliae 11 месяцев назад +4352

    how does Rue know all of this 😭💀

    • @musicmoon8766
      @musicmoon8766 11 месяцев назад +349

      lol the actual question

    • @kyraaa_c
      @kyraaa_c 11 месяцев назад +244

      I’ve been thinking this the whole show 😭

    • @sophierescigno5064
      @sophierescigno5064 11 месяцев назад +490

      She's the narrator of the show, we see everything through her eyes

    • @_maliae
      @_maliae 11 месяцев назад +164

      @@sophierescigno5064 ik lol but i just think its funny, even if she wasn’t the narrator, it would be really bizarre if she knew all of this

    • @onepotatotwopotato8920
      @onepotatotwopotato8920 11 месяцев назад +342

      In my opinion I think she overheard it from the girls Nate used to date, especially from maddie. Rue seems to be the school chameleon, she's chill with everyone, and everyone is chill with her, and she was kinda friends with maddie, and the other girls at some point of their life. So she probably learned it it from them. Now the real question is, how does she know about Nate's dad's whole gay backstory, I wanna know that, cuz I sure as hell know Nate's family would never expose themselves that way.

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 2 месяца назад +1

    “He hates body hair”
    Time to buy enough human hair wigs to make a giant onesie

  • @dearsweet8111
    @dearsweet8111 8 месяцев назад +7

    Nate's preference is *MEN*

  • @TaxEvasion12
    @TaxEvasion12 11 месяцев назад +1976

    his perfect girl is literally jules 😭

    • @zairefranklin122
      @zairefranklin122 11 месяцев назад +77

      Fr she was all thoses

    • @luvpinkcandy458
      @luvpinkcandy458 11 месяцев назад +112

      Jules needs therapy then she can actually fall in love fr and realise what type of men she truly prefers.
      Otherwise ppl u think u fall for are just your unhealthy brain choosing whose bad but familiar and makes u feel u need him/her. Those feelings aren't u falling for them, u ain't in love.

    • @Senselessnesss
      @Senselessnesss 11 месяцев назад +91

      Jules didn’t have a small nose

    • @asaminakahara4247
      @asaminakahara4247 11 месяцев назад +19

      Nah maddy

    • @nowomanover200pounds4
      @nowomanover200pounds4 11 месяцев назад +59

      Shame jules ain't no girl

  • @magicschoolbusdropout7743
    @magicschoolbusdropout7743 2 месяца назад +2

    I hope Nate also likes being single 💀

  • @Prince-uo3mi
    @Prince-uo3mi 11 месяцев назад +3077

    he lowkey described jules

    • @peachyk7554
      @peachyk7554 11 месяцев назад +132

      almost the small nose part doesn't fit, she has a cute nose but its not small.

    • @julescolon6502
      @julescolon6502 11 месяцев назад +81

      @@peachyk7554 although he had a crush on her

    • @karinabee26
      @karinabee26 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@peachyk7554same thoughts on the nose

    • @Someone-qi1rr
      @Someone-qi1rr 11 месяцев назад +54

      Jules is a man pretending to be a woman

    • @karinabee26
      @karinabee26 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@Someone-qi1rr 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexie3444
    @alexie3444 10 месяцев назад +8

    He hate me fr.

  • @jodiloux5397
    @jodiloux5397 10 месяцев назад +28

    Guys. Nate likes guys.

  • @simp4lili
    @simp4lili 10 месяцев назад +1967

    bro just described how low-key toxic he actually is

    • @Candice373
      @Candice373 10 месяцев назад +10

      how is that toxic?

    • @simp4lili
      @simp4lili 10 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@Candice373if you'd watched the video properly, you wouldn't be asking me so ! :)

    • @Candice373
      @Candice373 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@simp4lili there is a way to properly watch a video?

    • @Candice373
      @Candice373 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@simp4lili ?

    • @Kitbb77
      @Kitbb77 10 месяцев назад

      Fr

  • @hipeople1265
    @hipeople1265 11 месяцев назад +4906

    how tf do u be human and hairless 💀

  • @deeeeeeez9380
    @deeeeeeez9380 2 месяца назад +1

    Pov: Gamer boy making his gamer gf in those Dress up games

  • @IKillUDarling
    @IKillUDarling 3 месяца назад +5

    So he actually likes to stay single for the rest of his life.

  • @swatityagi1833
    @swatityagi1833 11 месяцев назад +1212

    God i laughed so hard after watching this 😂 Nate doesn't want an actual human girlfriend, he wants an Anime character girl..... He's not a red flag, he is the epitome of boy you should avoid your whole life 🤣

  • @marisha.art.channel
    @marisha.art.channel 11 месяцев назад +578

    So he liked mannequins that could walk and talk a little😂

    • @domotemujin7780
      @domotemujin7780 11 месяцев назад +8

      I'm screaming 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @Brunette_2005
      @Brunette_2005 11 месяцев назад +3

      "I want a girl/guy with a nice personality"
      *proceeds to describe a person from a magazine cover*

  • @Cinnamon_bunz1
    @Cinnamon_bunz1 5 месяцев назад +5

    the caption says "potato cankles" instead of "hated cankles" 💀

  • @PhoenixSpirit1009
    @PhoenixSpirit1009 10 месяцев назад +8

    *pats head* That’s nice, kid.

    • @LB-uo7xy
      @LB-uo7xy 6 месяцев назад

      So true!

  • @Floviah9
    @Floviah9 11 месяцев назад +809

    My guy has a dress code for his girlfriends

    • @Levi-bs4oe
      @Levi-bs4oe Месяц назад

      It’s called preferences and standards.

  • @mama.mia._
    @mama.mia._ 11 месяцев назад +655

    imagine he found a girl that fit all these preferences and, oh no.. gee whilickers, she grows body hair☠️☠️

  • @MM.1111
    @MM.1111 5 месяцев назад +2

    Okay why did that make so much sense tho

  • @Beau.00
    @Beau.00 3 месяца назад +4

    I don’t want to date Nate in a million years.

  • @courtneypeet9131
    @courtneypeet9131 11 месяцев назад +544

    You know you're doing something right when you realize you would be the opposite of Nate Jacobs type

    • @xionelectra
      @xionelectra 11 месяцев назад

      And still getting no bitches, unlike Nate Jacobs

    • @UniCornisss
      @UniCornisss 11 месяцев назад +16

      So what if theres a girl that fits his criteria? Maybe there is a very femenine girl and that fine too

    • @Ineedthetlousellie
      @Ineedthetlousellie 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@UniCornisssshut up

    • @H00DR4T....
      @H00DR4T.... 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@UniCornisssYes but girls just don't want Nate 🤭

    • @jupidav
      @jupidav 10 месяцев назад +7

      You mean a man?

  • @kinda_cold_in_the_closet
    @kinda_cold_in_the_closet 10 месяцев назад +1146

    Guys, for those of us who haven't read the lesbian masterdoc, essentially it covers what some women do to cover up their attraction to girls and their lack of it when it comes to men. That's what Nate is doing here. He is making a checklist of things he needs to be attracted to in order to be called heterosexual. I don't know if it's what was intended, but it really seems that way considering Nate's character of see-sawing between gay and straight. I think it's because of his dad that he's tried to make himself as straight as possible through stereotypes

    • @Alicia-vq8jg
      @Alicia-vq8jg 5 месяцев назад +35

      Yeah, definitely

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 4 месяца назад +40

      This also decribes those terminally online redpillers 😂

    • @jamie9063
      @jamie9063 4 месяца назад +10

      you know that lesbian masterdoc author came out as bisexual?

    • @kinda_cold_in_the_closet
      @kinda_cold_in_the_closet 4 месяца назад +37

      @@jamie9063 well it helped me come out as lesbian and several other ppl so i guess it worked anyhow lol

    • @kirakoraawesome
      @kirakoraawesome 3 месяца назад

      The lesbian masterdoc lowkey sucks tho. It erases bi and aroace people.

  • @missmangs
    @missmangs 8 месяцев назад +5

    meanwhile me wondering how did rue know all this😂

  • @person-yl4wn
    @person-yl4wn 5 месяцев назад +3

    He hates everything about me then 😹

  • @akanewantburgur4605
    @akanewantburgur4605 11 месяцев назад +653

    Our bro nate knows so much about girls-wear sometime i feel like he’s secretly hiding in closet

    • @MadisonHyland-lq5vk
      @MadisonHyland-lq5vk 11 месяцев назад +35

      He is didn’t you watch the show Maddie found d pics in his phone

    • @akanewantburgur4605
      @akanewantburgur4605 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@MadisonHyland-lq5vk holy fak yess.. I forgot lol. 💀🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @akanewantburgur4605
      @akanewantburgur4605 11 месяцев назад +3

      Everything makes sense now

    • @akanewantburgur4605
      @akanewantburgur4605 11 месяцев назад +3

      Universe aligned 💀🤌🏻

  • @kaliyahcastro479
    @kaliyahcastro479 2 месяца назад +2

    Taking notes of all these so i can do the exact opposite

  • @RosePetalForYou
    @RosePetalForYou 5 месяцев назад +4

    I hope he likes being single

  • @maddisonjohnson4308
    @maddisonjohnson4308 11 месяцев назад +1034

    How to repulse a guy like Nate. Very useful.

  • @Iamhere829
    @Iamhere829 11 месяцев назад +1127

    And then,
    Camera pans to him having missing teeth and missing toenails smelling like expired cat food 😂😂

    • @SueMeriah
      @SueMeriah 11 месяцев назад

      And, on a more realistic note, doesn't know how to wash his ass properly, considers stepping into a cloud of axe bodyspray a shower, is a big fan of Andrew Tate, complains about women being whores but ALSO complains about being rejected sexually, and has no clue on how to warm up a can of soup XD

    • @WinterM-hr3xv
      @WinterM-hr3xv 11 месяцев назад +13

      Have you not watched euphoria ?

    • @user-og1mr7jz9b
      @user-og1mr7jz9b 11 месяцев назад +26

      lmao most people haven't, we've just seen clips here and there

    • @lauritatorre5400
      @lauritatorre5400 11 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@user-og1mr7jz9babsolutely, tried to watch one, lost like 20 IQ points

    • @buttholesurfer91
      @buttholesurfer91 10 месяцев назад +2

      Why you smellin expired cat food tho…?

  • @FLOWERCH1LD
    @FLOWERCH1LD 10 месяцев назад +1

    He sounds like almost every love interest in a wattpad story

  • @Noaboa224
    @Noaboa224 5 месяцев назад +1

    He’s the guy that girls are afraid of, not in a scared way but in a way that is just like I don’t wanna be near you.

  • @PINKPALMPUFFFAN959
    @PINKPALMPUFFFAN959 11 месяцев назад +339

    Bro called out all my insecurity in all 1000 languages💀

    • @esthergenack603
      @esthergenack603 10 месяцев назад +11

      You know you’re doing something right when Nate wouldn’t like you