@@jonathanchan711 honestly I don't understand how people can make such a bad mistake not that hard to understand the consequences of putting freshwater animals in saltwater
@@meta7958 some people are just really dumb, ignorant, and impulsive all at the same time. On their own those traits can be managed, but together it makes it surprising that the person is even managing to stay alive themself still.
srsly this ipman is the reason im addicted to youtube shorts even tho i said not to for my attention spans sake so i got the algorithm to only show what i like and i watch it fully
I've seen a grown man pick up a desert tortoise and throw it into a pond. Had to walk up to him and tell him "you know you probably just drowned that tortoise right?"
If hes a Mason or their kid, a illuminati member or child, or has more then 5M$ He will buy his freedom Meanwile you get a ticket for speeding and owe the court, that is corrupt and no doing their job
I a Canadian I had one tropical ant (because it’s tropical it cannot hibernate) and my friend Said that they would look over my ants as I was going on a vacation for a week in the winter So I told him not to hibernate that one colony And hibernate the others but when I got home I asked him where is my special tropical ant he said didn’t you tell me to hibernate them……
Why...... how..... I cant..can't even..... John breaking down and realizing what he's done and can't live with himself is so intense this series Is probably the best one
The man, still heartbroken over the loss of his turtle, proceeds to teleport into an alternate dimension where a legion of Rons are awaiting his arrival
this guy is a pro, no one can portray emotion like this guy can. he is actually forcing tears, you can see them running out of his eyes. amazing acting 10/10
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John is a menace, brah how many pets have that been now😬
T-to many to count, it scares me
And banks
Poor turtle. 🙁
At least 6
Zyzz kunt?
“You did not throw him further after he fought for his life?”
IM SO SORRY!!!😣😭
@@gomialee haha thanks for adding to the end
@@TwistedHinges ...
@@Sam-cf9bv ...
Reminds me of a certain incident that happened to a certain victim of a certain serial killer.
I love how this guy just raised people's awareness in differences in freshwater and saltwater species
Nah, idiots don’t change easily
@@jonathanchan711 honestly I don't understand how people can make such a bad mistake not that hard to understand the consequences of putting freshwater animals in saltwater
@@meta7958 some people are just really dumb, ignorant, and impulsive all at the same time. On their own those traits can be managed, but together it makes it surprising that the person is even managing to stay alive themself still.
Had a friend once who kept throwing tortoises "back" to the water. He thought he was helping them.
@@gif303 Oh My God.. Thats Rough..
I never liked most RUclips shorts but this is absolute gold. The script, the acting, the words used, it's perfect. Both emotionally and intellect.
Do you know what song he plays in the background? Ive been trying to find it
Song is called As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese but the one in the background is a cover by Sarah Cothran
srsly this ipman is the reason im addicted to youtube shorts even tho i said not to for my attention spans sake so i got the algorithm to only show what i like and i watch it fully
Same bruh I never rlly liked yt shorts until this man showed up in my fyp
this is what I always imagined youtube shorts to be like
"please tell me you didn't force him into the water"
*quarterback motion*
💀
😂😂😂
💀
BRUH I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT 😂
fighting for my spot in heaven
TOUCHDOWN!!!
The tears look so real
they most probably are
@3rR0r084 tears aren't made out of 100% water
@@annoying_guy923 SHUT
@@candle760 ok :(
@@annoying_guy923 thank you kindly
I've seen a grown man pick up a desert tortoise and throw it into a pond. Had to walk up to him and tell him "you know you probably just drowned that tortoise right?"
Did anyone save it???
Did you just watch? You didn't try to help the tortoise? Didn't stop him?
@@Merilireme didn’t tell the man because he cared about the tortoise. He told the man because he wanted to ruin the man’s day. I respect that.
@@Meriliremthe world is all about proving the other wrong and self-righteousness baby
I got toreses can float on woter like 10-15 minuts and the can swim to but it is veri draining
Bro has mastered the ability to sweat on command
The power of Jaden's Water bottle
The amount of charges John would of been given if he went to court would have been beyond the numerical comprehension of any being
If hes a Mason or their kid, a illuminati member or child, or has more then 5M$
He will buy his freedom
Meanwile you get a ticket for speeding and owe the court, that is corrupt and no doing their job
We gotta see this, and then he kills the judges pet somehow
He wouldn't of be given any charges, but he would have been given a lot
I a Canadian I had one tropical ant (because it’s tropical it cannot hibernate) and my friend Said that they would look over my ants as I was going on a vacation for a week in the winter So I told him not to hibernate that one colony And hibernate the others but when I got home I asked him where is my special tropical ant he said didn’t you tell me to hibernate them……
No need. Heavenly lightning will smite him before he even gets arrested.
“he's a fresh water turtle he can't swim in salt water!”
John: “I prefer plastic straws any way”
Everybody does john
@@delanovanraalte3646 ayo
@@delanovanraalte3646 Oh so that's what that sound was. I just figured people were giving him a standing ovation.
@delanovanraalte3646 COMMAS DUDE, COMMAS ",".
That Pendent shows how much he Love his Turtle, What a Specific Details 😢
bro became a NFL quarterback when he saw that turtle struggling 😂
love this type of comedy😹👌🏾
This video was a year old 😭 wait really?
@@jakefarm6994 wait how
😊
Yeah cause
it's comedy
right
@@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 actually it’s comedy gold
John should be charged with animal abuse
And you should be charged with not knowing what a joke is
@@shawnhodgkin7156 woosh
@@shawnhodgkin7156 right back at ya buddy
@@shawnhodgkin7156 💀💀💀💀
@@shawnhodgkin7156 Here's your fine:
$400
- Reason: Not getting a joke
"I thought he wanted to go for a swim"
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"
That throwing motion when he asks what he did with the turtle 😂
the whole short is funny but the close up of the turtle necklace is sending me into orbit lmfaoo
That detail of John looking at it and realizing how bad he fucked up is golden.
@@CogniVision golden like the fish
Could you please tell me if you see anything with the USSR's flag on there?
Just making sure that I know how orbital decay works.
Good luck! 👍
I need the turtle necklace
@@argxeta fish sticks 😋
Why...... how..... I cant..can't even..... John breaking down and realizing what he's done and can't live with himself is so intense this series Is probably the best one
bro really took that to the heart
I cried like turtles are my favorite thing
@@Toucan101 same i love turtles
and then he goes back to normal, and killing another animal…
Nah im calling migual
"I let your turtle go for a swim."
"What turtle? Lil' Jack is a tortoise."
That Quick throw motion sent me to the canal. 😂😂😂😂
This man right here, has to win an Oscar for this feature film quality short
Yow what is the song name
@Jethro Kyle Lumibao as the world caves in, I think. This one here is a cover though.
@@Nothing123_51as the world caves in
@@swissCheese425the cover is by Sarah Cothrane or smth
"What does the even mean? He's a turtle, he swims, he lives in a water tank"
Got me dying🤣😂
My favorite is when he looks at the turtle necklace and goes “Oh God….”
Dude you should be an actor in a film. Like in a comedy drama film.
Bro that turtle fought for his life and gets thrown back in further what a menice💀💀💀
BRO IM DYING OF LAUGHTER GET JADEN 1 MIL SUBS RN
John killed a turtle and your laughing
@@glichwolf1 you know what a joke is? Also it’s you’re
@@Banana11049 they made a joke tho....? You're the one who doesn't know what a joke is
@@Banana11049 yo that is a $400 dollar fine for not getting the joke
I felt both sadness and laughter
I've literally watched this over 10 times. God it's so well done lmao this dude is a comedy gold mine
🙀
Bro has a higher k/d than an average cod player 💀
This song fits this so much
What is the song
@@davidwilkinson4634as the world caves in - Sarah cothran cover
Dunno
“Then why did he want out of the water, huh?”
John is a… psycho!
The throwing motion while bawling his eyes out 😂😂😂
Ruined me 😂😂😂
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
Bro learned how to sweat on command 💀
Christian Bale can do that. He did it for American Psycho
You killed me with John simply making a throwing motion
There's just too much emotion that I feel from watching your videos 🥺
Same 🥺
The throwing gesture had me DYING 😂
Bro this music cant be anymore perfect for these kind of shorts
This reminds me of the "Honey, where's the kids?" Scene from Shutter Island lmao
Yoo wtf😱😭
Me thinking what happened: 👁️👄👁️
Me thinking what happened a year a ago: 👁 👄 👁
Me thinking what happened 2 hours ago: 👁👄👁
Me thinking I'm sick and tired of people using these stupid emojis for everything
👁👄👁
Johns showing serial killer vibes accidentally killing all those animals
This guy sweats like a body builder. It's too convincing 😂
I love how he has this one song and takes these story's with it as the song goes further and intensifies
What's the name of that song?
@@nemderzns0756 you ever find out the name of the song btw?
@@JefryU lmao no I am still searching ha ha
@@nemderzns0756 its “As the World Caves In” specifically a cover by Sarah Cothran
@@JefryU Oh I see thanks man for sating my curiosity. (ʘᴗʘ✿)
we need more stuff like this
Crazy enough I chucked a turtle when I was younger and this brings back ptsd 💀
He should make a movie.... Seriously
As the world caves in - Matt Maltese
Legend!
W
Thanks!!
Lifesaver!!
how the hell does he keep trusting john
John is his twin brother and roommate I think. I’m a twin - So I would know
When he did that gesture with his hand I lost it. I can’t believe he threw a turtle into a canal. XD
"Stay away from my animals Jhon" 😂
John : the aspca and Peta’s worst enemy
Sarah McLachlan is on the way rn
@@tripulet oh god no
Why would he be Peta's enemy, they do that themselves.
@@bonegloveGG 💀💀💀
John is the founder of PETA
this is underrated as hell
The gesture did it for me.😂😂
Dude was trying to gaslight himself that it was a joke😂.
John’s trying so hard to make his friends happy and take wait of there shoulder that he forgets common sense when he does it
Hello, okay look I’m not trying to rude but I think the word you were thinking of was weight instead of wait
John where is he’s turtle?
He just gets progressively shinier as the videos goes on
That k/d record is crazy
you aint lying lmfao
The man, still heartbroken over the loss of his turtle, proceeds to teleport into an alternate dimension where a legion of Rons are awaiting his arrival
I'm fucking dead yo 🤣🤣🤣
Just like the turtle 😔
Guy, the music with the tears hit different 😢😢
"No little guy, you gotta get in further to enjoy it!" *proceeds to throw turtle further in the water*
Them in thirty years: John, where is my unicorn and my dragon
I like to believe Jaden came up with this whole skit after he saw a turtle necklace at the supermarket. And it's frickin gold
These skits always make me want to cry!! They hit me in the soul
the music makes this so much better and ten times funnier
i like how whenever theres a dramatic scene he always look like he just finished running a mile
Because he, most probably, actually runs 6 miles every video
@@soupguy7754 i would actually believe that tbh cus of how much he sweats
The way his face gets more brighter when he yells at John every video I can't this is hilarious
the slow closing of the eyes as he thinks to himself "oh my god not again..."
He needs to replace it with I"it's gone it's gone" 😂😂
At this point I'm willing to believe John does all this intentionally and his crying is just in response to being yelled at.
My man Brett Favre'd the turtle 🐢 🤣🤣🤣
Homie would be sharing the same underwater grave if that were my turtle
I love the throwing a football hand gesture 😂😂
“Why did he want out of the water than huh?”
“The canal?!”
This one hit’s different man I can’t stop coming back to it
"You did not throw him further after he fought for his life" 🤣
Bro is fr a good actor.I also ate a bee…
Bro I love how in every scene he sweats more 🤣
This has better writing than most Disney stuff coming out this year
If John was my friend, he would be the one who is in the canal after all the "accidents" he did
“Let” turtle go for a swim.
“Forced” him into the water.
I like how he slowly becomes more moist
oh my god that was the most emotion ive felt in my life
Gets better every time bro
This guy is too good at making himself sweat
its the sweat everytime for me
these always escalate way too quickly 💀
this guy is a pro, no one can portray emotion like this guy can. he is actually forcing tears, you can see them running out of his eyes. amazing acting 10/10
you can see when he looks at him he looks scared
That dinky little necklace really makes this
….. oh why how no this just oh god
Even PETA is afraid of John
How he just motions his arming throwing the turtle is hilarious to me
The way he turned his head after he foundout his friend's turtle wasn't a sea turtle oml.
underrated
serial pet killer
his turtle chian is what got me man😭😭
Man sweats more in one short than in my entire workout
It’s just a prank bro
The prank:
Man we needed someone like you, my fav creator, keep this up dude
I think it’s about time he starts thinking about the rabbits.
One of your “damn”s would when perfect right there lmao