Types of mahjong players

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
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  • @michaelwright8896
    @michaelwright8896 6 лет назад +513

    13. The genius who descended into the darkness type.

  • @psytcg
    @psytcg 3 года назад +202

    the idea of having tiles glued to the arm is so hilarious lmao

    • @va960
      @va960 3 года назад +2

      Try doing the Elevator.

    • @va960
      @va960 3 года назад

      And have you even tried Tsubame Gaeshi? That one where you swap your dealt tiles with the tiles loaded in your part of the wall?

  • @GamingCookster
    @GamingCookster 4 года назад +204

    I like how after playing Yakuza, random Mahjong videos are just recommended to me on the daily now lol

    • @furbabies11
      @furbabies11 3 года назад

      Lol just started playing like dragon but bought 0 through 5 on steam for after

    • @TheIronPrice
      @TheIronPrice 3 года назад

      Yupppppp

    • @infernoxiv8700
      @infernoxiv8700 2 года назад +3

      Doing completionist runs in Yakuza is what made me learn at least the basics and how to win. (Now I can't stop playing. It's fun!)

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 2 года назад +2

      Same, im just trying to learn how to play the game and now im getting flooded with Mahjong videos. I aint complaining that much if they help me improve

  • @7636kei
    @7636kei Год назад +19

    Pretty funny (in a good way) that even though this is made with MCR in mind, riichi players get a chuckle too since most of jokes concern the players.

  • @lennarthoekveen9339
    @lennarthoekveen9339 11 месяцев назад +14

    I like how the slowpoke won in the end, that was really reassuring.

  • @howcas8744
    @howcas8744 5 лет назад +174

    2:48
    kong
    kong
    KONG
    K O N G
    .
    .
    .
    and a pair
    if this happened to me i would burn the tiles and shuffle the dust

    • @AcidicLifestyle
      @AcidicLifestyle 4 года назад +5





      自櫝!

    • @roderick8997
      @roderick8997 4 года назад +6

      suukantsu...daisuushii = Triple Yakuman

    • @Sry342
      @Sry342 3 года назад +12

      @@roderick8997 since it was all self-drawn, it's also suuankou tanki! It could reach yakuman x5

    • @definitely-not-you
      @definitely-not-you 3 года назад

      @@Sry342 _Michael Jackson Style_ *D'OW!*

    • @infernoxiv8700
      @infernoxiv8700 2 года назад +3

      I would do the same. Consider them cursed and buy a new set. Lmao

  • @va960
    @va960 4 года назад +92

    3:04 Suukantsu, Daisuushii, Suuankou Tanki.
    That's quintuple yakuman if you're wondering.
    80,000 points per player for dealer tsumo, 40,000/80,000 for non-dealer tsumo. Crazy.

    • @m.a.r.i.a.9861
      @m.a.r.i.a.9861 4 года назад +26

      Kanshimasu
      Kanshimasu
      Kanshimasu
      Kanshimasu
      Tsumo!
      lul

    • @tally7478
      @tally7478 3 года назад +59

      Kan nya!
      Kan nya!
      Kan nya!
      Kan nya!
      Tsumo nya!!
      The most annoying voices in MS...

    • @va960
      @va960 3 года назад +6

      @@tally7478 Um, what was the name of that shrine cat girl again?

    • @tally7478
      @tally7478 3 года назад +13

      @@va960 It's Ichihime.
      ...I admit that I had to search for it because I can't remember her name either, lol.

    • @dragonriderjc9874
      @dragonriderjc9874 2 года назад +7

      Suu ankan

  • @xnbvuz8376
    @xnbvuz8376 4 года назад +33

    My friends and i literally used to watch our mothers play this, we were so confused.

  • @kyriacrosszeria
    @kyriacrosszeria 2 года назад +106

    You forgot my type though: The worshipper. Rings little bells and smudges the air and other little rituals before every game and places tiles on altars to worship the dragon spirits living within them. Also known to call upon the winds mid-game.

    • @fernlow4235
      @fernlow4235 2 года назад +3

      This is funny too. I haven't played for 10 years. I am trying to revise so I don't look a fool next saturday.

    • @timothya.g.991
      @timothya.g.991 2 года назад +2

      I'd like to see what it looks like

    • @morgboat744
      @morgboat744 6 месяцев назад +1

      I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE TILES!

  • @va960
    @va960 3 года назад +25

    6:29 Unarguably the sneakiest way to get a Kokushi Musou. (That was a Juusan Men Kokushi, or thirteen tile wait)

    • @lemonade3027
      @lemonade3027 3 года назад +2

      Yes. Kokushi Juusan Men Machi 😭

  • @esper4605
    @esper4605 3 года назад +11

    the "pro" and "pro wannabe" are literally the same thing except that the wannabe walked into another nine gates

    • @7636kei
      @7636kei Год назад

      True. Then again, the true mark of a wannabe imo is _flunking_ (what in riichi would be, since I'd assume this is MCR-based) pure nine gates 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @phuongly1932
    @phuongly1932 3 года назад +17

    haha this is funny, brings so many memories seeing my parents, aunts and uncles play

  • @faustustuus3747
    @faustustuus3747 5 лет назад +38

    6:45
    So many times man... So many times...

  • @Sry342
    @Sry342 3 года назад +19

    I play riichi mahjong but I definitely know some of these types!

    • @va960
      @va960 3 года назад +10

      That's a given, judging by your profile pic.

    • @dragonriderjc9874
      @dragonriderjc9874 2 года назад

      Yes me too

  • @treehann
    @treehann 10 месяцев назад +1

    So funny and your mahjong set is beautiful.. where does it come from?

  • @martinlee2286
    @martinlee2286 5 лет назад +38

    Bbut.. the winning hand at 1:00 isn't just 清一色筒子, it's 九连宝灯.. waiting for 9 tiles

    • @DarkThomy
      @DarkThomy 4 года назад +5

      Exactly !... that makes it even more hilarious xD

    • @Shanaoh
      @Shanaoh 4 года назад +5

      Désespoir and I was beginning to think that I was the stupid one. They probably missed that considering the fact that not a lot of people actually go for 九連宝燈 but 清一色 instead.

    • @va960
      @va960 3 года назад +1

      That is what we call Nine Gates (Or for Japanese Mahjong players, Chuuren Poutou)

    • @jijonbreaker
      @jijonbreaker 2 года назад +3

      @@va960 It's actually junsei chuuren poutou, because it was pure.

    • @va960
      @va960 2 года назад

      @@jijonbreaker I know

  • @va960
    @va960 4 года назад +25

    Comments:
    75% Japanese (60% of which are fans of Akagi manga and anime)
    15% What dafuq is mahjong
    10% *K O N G*
    You've been warned, guys.
    -------------
    EDIT: There was a good percentage of Saki fans as well

    • @mochach13
      @mochach13 3 года назад

      im a fan of saki

    • @va960
      @va960 3 года назад

      @@mochach13 Then welcome to the 75%, my guy. Just not the 80% of the 75%.

    • @SirinaX
      @SirinaX 2 года назад

      I came from xxxholic

  • @michellechee7890
    @michellechee7890 4 года назад +15

    Im both slow poke and beginners luck. While my grandma in law is an addict.

  • @CordeliaAurora
    @CordeliaAurora Месяц назад

    *jazz music starts playing in the background*
    "No way! 😱 He can perfectly sense the flow of the discards!"
    *Opponent discards tile*
    *you chuckle*
    "heh I'm afraid it's over. RON!.... you think you've won but you've failed to see me taking 30 tiles from your discards and placing them back in your wall"

  • @efngpobruh94
    @efngpobruh94 6 лет назад +20

    I'm the guy at 5:33 who's on the computer

  • @jellyfish9152
    @jellyfish9152 4 месяца назад

    All the pong winds was the cream of the crop PLUS he won that game. It practically got the other players saying ... Oh shit.

  • @AerisReyha
    @AerisReyha 4 года назад +7

    Those begineer luck is the best... Suukantsu Yakuman... 👍👍👍

    • @platano_ub
      @platano_ub 4 года назад +1

      It's worth four yakuman, 四暗刻(suuankou)、四暗刻単騎(suuankou tanki)、四槓子(suukantsu)、大四喜(daisuushi)
      Edit: Thank you, @kori228 for correcting me

    • @kori228
      @kori228 4 года назад +1

      @@platano_ub not tsuuiisou, he won on a 9-wan. Would be a honitsu but the rest is limit so it doesn't matter. still 4 yakuman cause it was suuankou tanki worth 2 yakuman depending on the ruleset.

    • @platano_ub
      @platano_ub 4 года назад

      @@kori228 true, I thought it was a red dragon

    • @dragonriderjc9874
      @dragonriderjc9874 2 года назад

      @@platano_ub the max score you can get is a 6x yakuman

  • @AHG1347
    @AHG1347 5 лет назад +4

    Do you still live in the Bay Area? I see those #Bartable glasses at 1:17.

  • @BaziGames
    @BaziGames 4 года назад +3

    Hey! Where can i buy those tiles?

  • @alexisgouet1437
    @alexisgouet1437 5 лет назад +10

    J'adore.
    Super vidéo, les gars !

  • @a.kataoka2917
    @a.kataoka2917 8 месяцев назад

    I'm Japanese and shocked at the way they throw tiles into the mess in real Chinese 麻将.

    • @ZETA14.88
      @ZETA14.88 6 месяцев назад

      It makes tile reading harder

    • @isoraqathedh
      @isoraqathedh 3 дня назад

      Because all variants outside of Japan have no concept of riichi and therefore no furiten, there is no need to track who discarded what when. So tiles should be discarded without order to avoid revealing that information.

  • @noopnoop824
    @noopnoop824 Год назад

    what variation of mahjong are they playing?

  • @dchang8619
    @dchang8619 6 лет назад +37

    Cool video. The Cantonese can use some work, but keep it up!

    • @borccoli5634
      @borccoli5634 5 лет назад +16

      Dchang it’s a different dialect

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 4 года назад

      Cantonese? Isn't "la" a Singaporean thing?

    • @dchang8619
      @dchang8619 4 года назад +4

      @@marvinuhilarious They're definitely speaking Cantonese.

  • @Asdayasman
    @Asdayasman 4 года назад

    My man out here wearing like six coats.

  • @AcidicLifestyle
    @AcidicLifestyle 4 года назад +4

    3:22, The Magician

  • @Me-da-Ghost
    @Me-da-Ghost Год назад

    I've never played mahjong and have no idea how to play. Why did I watch through the entire vid lol

  • @lengeschder
    @lengeschder Год назад +1

    This hits too close to home LOOL

  • @koolarooo
    @koolarooo 6 месяцев назад

    Nice Buddhism reference at 11.

  • @sergiogonzalez-hz5te
    @sergiogonzalez-hz5te 5 лет назад +4

    what set of tiles are those?? (want to buy a new one)

    • @MewingSEKAI
      @MewingSEKAI 6 месяцев назад

      1 set are 144 tiles

  • @suzeel
    @suzeel 3 года назад +4

    Abroad born Cantonese poeple or abroad living Cantonese people? You have guys have funny accents! ^^^^^ ♥

    • @fernlow4235
      @fernlow4235 2 года назад

      You should hear my accent, funny is an understatement. I was trying to learn from these guys, mistake eh?? My kiswahili is excellent. My parents are chinese.

    • @C7y323
      @C7y323 Год назад

      Haha thats what I was thinking as well!! Their accent is funny, not in rude way its very interesting!

  • @joryharris8002
    @joryharris8002 3 года назад

    Wait? Do Asians not feed their guests when they come over? Or does "eat something" mean another thing?

    • @keyworksurfer
      @keyworksurfer 3 года назад +3

      he means "deliberately make a bad play so i can score some points", as in "feed me some good tiles, go easy on me"

  • @nixt6147
    @nixt6147 4 года назад +1

    i'm the slowpoke lol, everyone asking me to hurry up. but when it comes to the counting i'm the noob. someone has to count for me >.

  • @MiloSanchez510
    @MiloSanchez510 Год назад

    Is this in cantonese ? Trying to learn the language.

  • @ibreakmirrorswmyface
    @ibreakmirrorswmyface 4 года назад +3

    Make some more of this videos!

  • @AllyOJustice
    @AllyOJustice 3 года назад +1

    What number is "People who only got into it because of an anime/manga?"

  • @JWong-jz4dh
    @JWong-jz4dh Месяц назад

    1:35 that isn’t just a one suit hand, its a 九寶蓮燈

  • @joryharris8002
    @joryharris8002 3 года назад +3

    what do the "la" mean at end of sentences?"

    • @va960
      @va960 3 года назад

      I dunno, maybe some Singaporean verbal tic?

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 3 года назад +4

      It’s a Chinese exclamation often used in Cantonese to create a more casual tone. Without it, you just sound rude.

  • @ClickyBwue
    @ClickyBwue 5 лет назад +10

    Haha this is so relatable

  • @fernlow4235
    @fernlow4235 2 года назад +1

    I love this video, so hilarious!

  • @crypticsios2254
    @crypticsios2254 Год назад

    Y’all sg or hk?

  • @MewingSEKAI
    @MewingSEKAI 6 месяцев назад +1

    2:46 *drawns tile
    2:48 kong x1
    2:54 kong x2
    2:56 kong x3
    2:58 kong x4

  • @mochach13
    @mochach13 4 года назад

    beginners luck 4 concealed kong win on kong all honors and a self draw and the wind round and seat is that even possible?

  • @dragonriderjc9874
    @dragonriderjc9874 2 года назад +3

    The first mahjong version I played is riichi mahjong

  • @NelloMelloYT
    @NelloMelloYT 6 лет назад +2

    Thats really entertaining!

  • @triforceninja13
    @triforceninja13 2 года назад

    I have no idea how to play mahjong, why is this in my feed? And why am I watching it?

  • @kaczan3
    @kaczan3 4 года назад +3

    ZAWA ZAWA

  • @AhXiangMahjong
    @AhXiangMahjong 3 года назад

    interesting mahjong video. Hope one day you all can explore Singapore mahjong too

  • @dchang11
    @dchang11 6 лет назад +3

    Should get Peter Chao to play

  • @janicesmith1980
    @janicesmith1980 2 года назад

    This has to be way less complicated than spades... Right ?

  • @kori228
    @kori228 4 года назад +4

    1:00 pure nine lanterns nine-sided wait, dafuq. That's not just chinitsu, that's a limit hand right there.
    2:59 suukantsu with daisuushi, what in fuk
    also, what dialect of Cantonese do you guys speak? It doesn't sound like Hong Kong/standard Guangzhou
    edit: I think my family has this exact set, the slightly smaller with glitter gold semi-transparent back

    • @va960
      @va960 4 года назад +2

      Bruh, this is China. Hong Kong rules play here.

    • @kori228
      @kori228 4 года назад +2

      @@va960 bruh, nine lanterns and big 4 winds are hands in HK, idk about 4 kan's though

    • @va960
      @va960 4 года назад

      @@kori228 Four kans (or kongs in China) are pretty big hands whatever ruleset of mahjong you play

    • @ゼロー式
      @ゼロー式 2 года назад

      @@va960 that was 4 kongs plus for concealed triplets plus 4 big winds lol

    • @va960
      @va960 2 года назад

      @@ゼロー式 Yup

  • @danielleannevilda
    @danielleannevilda 3 года назад +1

    vlad kinda cute

  • @MahjongKorkor
    @MahjongKorkor 3 года назад +1

    0:28 小相公 too few tiles, pro defend against an unwinnable hand?

  • @midnightstar2762
    @midnightstar2762 5 месяцев назад

    0. Yakuza /Ryu ga gotoku Player

  • @1invalids067
    @1invalids067 4 года назад

    This did not mention my favorite tile the mindabell

  • @lg_unofficial
    @lg_unofficial 4 года назад

    14.The beat

  • @lemonade3027
    @lemonade3027 3 года назад +2

    Where's the Ichihime type who always pon and chi to kill big hands

    • @eduardoxenofonte4004
      @eduardoxenofonte4004 2 года назад

      chiinya! ponya! chiinya! ronya! tanyao nomi! 1000nya!

    • @azorailke6057
      @azorailke6057 Год назад

      Tanyao!

    • @adzi6164
      @adzi6164 Год назад +1

      @@azorailke6057
      Tanyao
      Toitoi
      3 Dora
      Haneman, 18000 points

  • @mochach13
    @mochach13 4 года назад

    6:00 lol in riichi mahjong that was tenhou a rare yakuman

    • @lemonade3027
      @lemonade3027 3 года назад

      Yes, blessing of heaven, literal blessing

  • @cf5397
    @cf5397 5 месяцев назад

    bruh why do Chinese players use Japanese tile pronunciations and Japanese players use Chinese tile pronunciations

  • @choyou3932
    @choyou3932 4 года назад

    wait wtf is this mahjong, why is the pond like this?

    • @enecofan888
      @enecofan888 3 года назад +2

      They're playing a Chinese variant

  • @spanishfly7709
    @spanishfly7709 2 года назад

    This video is hilarious.

  • @JRodzTv
    @JRodzTv 4 года назад

    Sounds like Cantonese. Anybody know the exact dialect ?

    • @homeiyun88
      @homeiyun88 4 года назад +4

      JRodzTv it is Cantonese but they didn’t speak it very well.. some pronunciation errors and the accent is kinda off

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 3 года назад +4

      I think it’s a dialect of Cantonese (yue)

  • @SKako64
    @SKako64 4 года назад

    this is great

  • @ninjako6255
    @ninjako6255 4 года назад

    Awesome!

  • @y11971alex
    @y11971alex 4 года назад

    Why are your tiles so big xD

  • @merovetouchstone
    @merovetouchstone 8 месяцев назад

    how the fuck do they get in chuuren pouto tenpai so often lmao

  • @dragon0359
    @dragon0359 2 года назад +1

    3:05 18羅漢 大四喜 lol

  • @lilyliao9521
    @lilyliao9521 2 года назад

    just dropping this vid and leaving without a trace

  • @ibreakmirrorswmyface
    @ibreakmirrorswmyface 4 года назад +1

    make some MOOOOORREEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE

  • @duonghoangminh7634
    @duonghoangminh7634 5 лет назад +1

    This is Funny!

  • @derondark
    @derondark 2 года назад

    so campy I love it

  • @enhypenengene3976
    @enhypenengene3976 3 года назад +1

    Junko furuta🌸

  • @MrSirHaku
    @MrSirHaku 3 года назад +1

    I'm all of these

  • @dennisao6723
    @dennisao6723 7 месяцев назад

    I watch the other person's movements

  • @le235796
    @le235796 3 года назад

    九蓮宝燈就九蓮寶燈什麼清一色XD

  • @MewingSEKAI
    @MewingSEKAI 6 месяцев назад

    aneh tapi nyata/strange but real

  • @animationreference666
    @animationreference666 3 года назад

    waaa nice

  • @leocahang
    @leocahang 5 лет назад +2

    LOL 好搞笑喎

  • @dennisao6723
    @dennisao6723 7 месяцев назад

    I make sound effects when winning a game

  • @brightonly7603
    @brightonly7603 6 лет назад +1

    Make more! Jing doa de

  • @matthiasn2374
    @matthiasn2374 4 года назад

    yall ABCs...

  • @dustinchen
    @dustinchen 3 года назад

    0:41 wrong. 3 is not safe

  • @edwardstest2988
    @edwardstest2988 5 лет назад +3

    What kind of Cantonese is this? Why is this recommended for me!?

  • @M3rtyville
    @M3rtyville Год назад

    where the weeb? The one who acts like he is an anime character.

  • @johnwahlund9819
    @johnwahlund9819 5 лет назад +1

    i dont know what mahjong is

  • @edwiniseman4
    @edwiniseman4 5 лет назад +2

    Hilarious!

  • @ivnnmm
    @ivnnmm 5 лет назад

    They look so nerdy

  • @clarasather1573
    @clarasather1573 3 года назад

    funny

  • @barrymariogogogo9926
    @barrymariogogogo9926 4 года назад

    Damn funny

  • @anyi2402
    @anyi2402 4 года назад

    kong

  • @plushbatfan
    @plushbatfan 4 года назад

    Four circles, five circles, seven circles is not a valid winning combination

  • @crypticsios2254
    @crypticsios2254 Год назад

    LOL

  • @rbd168
    @rbd168 4 года назад +1

    They cannot speak proper Cantonese.

  • @김최면-j9q
    @김최면-j9q 7 месяцев назад

    4:37

  • @tertiaritus
    @tertiaritus 3 года назад

    mfw noob is playing better than me

  • @sandman7836
    @sandman7836 3 года назад

    lmao