Prelude (O:TMOH): 1:05 Limbo: 1:00 (2:05) Lust: 1:13 (3:18) Gluttony: 0:45 (4:03) Greed: 1:51 (5:54) Wrath: 1:49 (7:43) Heresy: 0:57 (8:40) Violence: 2:31 (11:11) First time is for layer completion and the one in brackets is for cumulative layer completion
This is insane omfg. I’ve been trying to speedrun Ultrakill and the best any% time I can get is like 45 minutes. But then again I use a crappy school laptop to speedrun so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult. Anyways good luck “realguy” I hope you break more records soon.
Dude I spent so fucking long on 4-3 how the HELL did you do that so fast. Wizard shit. All of this is wizard shit. My god. Unparalleled levels of gaming.
14:31 GO TO A DOCTOR GOOD LORD gamers if your heart ever reaches anything past 110-120 you should take a breather and a gooooood pause to calm down… this man peaked at 186 and has been found dead next morning
why can’t i do shit right💔
Ur cracked bro
that's rich
fuck my chud life…
Lack of practice, in other words Skill issues
do shit left instead lol
8:10 REALGUY CAUGHT TRYING TO PUNCH A COIN WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER
@@Cool_Name-idk wow, how embarrassing, he’ll NEVER live this down
I am just starting to read Dante's Inferno in school. This is some nice timing as I can see the summary of what happens from layers 1 - 7.
My favorite part of Dante's Inferno was the skyscraper tall robot that could eviscerate everyone in hell... truly a book that was ahead of its time
@@JogG4DX so good it made me bust 😔🙏
Istg if i talk bout this in school im gonna ace the test
my favorite part of dante's inferno is when dante says this party's gettin crazy and makes all the devils cry
@@Iwiseuszp rank the test
The terminals really see this gameplay and say “best I can give you is C”
they goon to v1s combat footage not spedrun (lore accurate btw)
8:10 *CAUGHT PARRYING WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER.*
sorry for thinking of downloading ultrakill
What where you gonna download it for (gor)
@The_Variable1fun lol
My deepest condolences
i woke up an hour ago, played some ultrakill and see this. what in the everliving fuck. this is the game at its peak GG
Remember, fraud, treachery, and p-3 are coming
P% Run Also Peak.
This is exactly what hakita wanted
Dawg, you NEED to calm down, both at the game and at your heart rate my god GGs on the run!!
absolutely insane, super happy for you :3
I WOKE UP TO SEE THIS WTF 🔥YOURE INANE
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dude the way bro punched V2 in 4-4 is funny as hell 😭
Bro pulled a FAP NUT
the fucking first maurice had me laughing for 5 minutes straight. bravo dude
*insanely fast gameplay*
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*loading screen*
IS YOUR HEART OKAY?
ALSO THIS IS THE CRAZIEST RUN I HAVE EVER SEEN. THOSE VIOLENCE CLIPS!!???1!!!:$$?&:&,&/&(&2
114 is big heart rate?
@@dev4ones-spaceok but its like 180 in some parts
180 in most levels of violence 😭
bro locked in
@@dev4ones-space 180 is
_"May your woes be many, and your days few."_
We're finishing whole hell in 16 minutes then lmao
this just confirms that the "Final war" is WWI
because he ended with 11:11
"Say the line!"
"Sigh*"
"You're so real for this, guy."
11:42 is such a gabriel moment
2:04 who completed this level in -24 days
Probably messed around with their system clock to get a negative time.
ima be honest realguy i never payed attention to you playing didnt know you were this goated
love the v1 head shaking as a nonverbal "yeesh that was sketchy"
Very fun fact: a heart rate of over 185 bpm can lead to death. This dude could've legit DIED during multiple parts of this run.
For prolonged amounts of time you mean
Mines used to spike to 190 while playin elden ring and geometry dash it won't kill you unless it stays up there for a while
That's not at all how that works
cause of death: too much Swag
Bro if he died he would absolutely shred hell
you are so real for this, guy
say that again
word for word
This guy was so real when he said ‘you are so real for this, guy’
that poor maurice
Prelude (O:TMOH): 1:05
Limbo: 1:00 (2:05)
Lust: 1:13 (3:18)
Gluttony: 0:45 (4:03)
Greed: 1:51 (5:54)
Wrath: 1:49 (7:43)
Heresy: 0:57 (8:40)
Violence: 2:31 (11:11)
First time is for layer completion and the one in brackets is for cumulative layer completion
Just came back from school and i see this epic speedrun, you’re the best speedrunner
I also just came back from school, huh
Bro what you are clinically insane
half of this community is at this point
LOBOTOMY% LIIIIIIIIVES!
12:26 "IS THAT THE BEST YOUVE G- may your woes be many..."
My guy really just up and do 2 full game WR back to back
Insane
GG
this is a fucking trip and a half
what’s updoor indeed
0:11 is anyone going to talk about how they decimated the maurice in the *hitstop* time
Omg it was instantly dead
Man, you guys are pulling hypersonic stunts like this, and I can barely even switch to the right weapon half the time.
the heartbeat meter
186 bmp ? Man, your heart goes as fast as a Camellia music!
I was surprised to see how this was 16 mins long until I saw how bro was moving at the speed of light 💀
Bro didnt touched grass ❎ Grass didnt touch bro ✅
Bro straight up beheaded Benjamin
This is insane omfg. I’ve been trying to speedrun Ultrakill and the best any% time I can get is like 45 minutes. But then again I use a crappy school laptop to speedrun so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult. Anyways good luck “realguy” I hope you break more records soon.
This is a fucking beautiful speed run amazing
Dude I spent so fucking long on 4-3 how the HELL did you do that so fast. Wizard shit. All of this is wizard shit. My god. Unparalleled levels of gaming.
caught parrying with the knucklebaster in 4k HD 8:10
8:11 caught trying to fistful of dollar with the knuckleblaster
@@blakeislitty i knew some mf was gonna say this LMAOOO
this cannot be healthy
i mean it in a good way, but it's surreal you can lose time on some places and still do a WR, you're a beast
gonna be waiting for your perfect run
lore accurate V1:
the speed of the absolute runner!
CAUGHT TRYNA PARRY WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER. 8:08
HE DOES IT. ONCE AGAIN!!
HOLY SHIT! Absolute kudos to you, dude! Must've taken a lot of time and effort.
bro brought back lobotomy%
LMAO THE FUCKING REVOLVER AT 11:00 😭
Lore accurate V1
V2 4-4 final punch was straight disrespectful
Bro was like "this is the run" the entire run!
And where is the cardiologist 170+ isn't normal for sitting
that was honestly crazy, good job!!
BRO ALMOST DIED TRYING TO GET WR (LITERALLY)
180 bpm is almost the max that you can handle
congrats man
I decided to check out ultrakill speedruns out of impulse
Holy fuck
I can't believe it's not TAS.
this run make me go gargletron mode drooling emoji
insane run, you sooo good in this game
12:26 ''IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!?''
*gets obliterated*
remember when the world record was 30 minutes, i dont because you beat it so damn fast
He's both a menace to society and 3 heart beats away from having a cardiac arrest
bro was nearing a heart attack
the 4 coins in my pocket just looked at me and sighed
HOLY CRAP! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WORLD RECORD!!!
12:45 WHO THE FUCK FOUND THIS CLIP DUDE
Insane to me that the literal instakill soap isn't even optimal anymore
you're so real for this, guy
Holy shit, turns out they have discovered the lobotomy strat
Imagine you're dante you're just minding your business going through hell and some crazy metal thing just zips by at mach 3
He couldn't even get a congratulation, he got a congatoon.
how the hell does one think this fast? holy shit that's wild (ggs on the super fast WR btw)
First try TAS grab in 4-2? Crazy!
Bro Keep getting better
no way, congraujewaltiosn!
i think p-ranking both v2 levels in a wr speedrun is the biggest “fuck you” v2 is ever going to get.
Huh. So this is what the husks see when they fight me.
no chance this isn’t hakita in disguise
14:31 GO TO A DOCTOR GOOD LORD
gamers if your heart ever reaches anything past 110-120 you should take a breather and a gooooood pause to calm down… this man peaked at 186 and has been found dead next morning
@@thefoxking4463 athletes regularly approach 200 bpm, it is not unacceptable for people to attain that in stressful situations.
should have probably done my research on that good call
Eleven-leventy leven! Great job
absolutely insane run but it still is beatable, 3-2 had a restart
8:26 the way v2 gets thrown off the pyramid
It’s crazy how record is this close to a 10 with violence now
6:50 that's some shadows of evil stuff right there
8:10 caught trying to parry with knuckleblaster
literally the goat of ultrakill
This video is so fast it killed the queen
Why did you turn off blood?
it's purely for visual clarity. blood is distracting especially in speedruns, which is why most top runners have it off
holy mother of god
no way lobotomy% lives
15:51 LOBOTOMY% LIVES!!!
PLEASE TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS GAME 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 YOU ARE TOO GOOD PLEASE TAKE A REST 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I'm starting to believe that speedrunners are tricking the game into not thinking
3/3 is kinda nuts only a couple days after suigi hit the 5/5 in 64
I don’t usually say much here, but good shit.
I am currently watching this at 4:26 am
I blessed this run :)