ULTRAKILL: Full Game Any% in

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 349

  • @wormsley
    @wormsley Месяц назад +453

    why can’t i do shit right💔

  • @Cool_Name-idk
    @Cool_Name-idk Месяц назад +270

    8:10 REALGUY CAUGHT TRYING TO PUNCH A COIN WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER

    • @rpbeens
      @rpbeens 10 дней назад +6

      @@Cool_Name-idk wow, how embarrassing, he’ll NEVER live this down

  • @everynameiwantistaken
    @everynameiwantistaken Месяц назад +448

    I am just starting to read Dante's Inferno in school. This is some nice timing as I can see the summary of what happens from layers 1 - 7.

    • @JogG4DX
      @JogG4DX Месяц назад +98

      My favorite part of Dante's Inferno was the skyscraper tall robot that could eviscerate everyone in hell... truly a book that was ahead of its time

    • @GooberWhoop
      @GooberWhoop Месяц назад +30

      @@JogG4DX so good it made me bust 😔🙏

    • @Iwiseusz
      @Iwiseusz Месяц назад +5

      Istg if i talk bout this in school im gonna ace the test

    • @ElDiego2001
      @ElDiego2001 Месяц назад +27

      my favorite part of dante's inferno is when dante says this party's gettin crazy and makes all the devils cry

    • @agar.7616
      @agar.7616 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@Iwiseuszp rank the test

  • @gundamenjoyer217
    @gundamenjoyer217 Месяц назад +206

    The terminals really see this gameplay and say “best I can give you is C”

    • @jokerpunctre
      @jokerpunctre 20 дней назад +15

      they goon to v1s combat footage not spedrun (lore accurate btw)

  • @Cloverestranho
    @Cloverestranho Месяц назад +102

    8:10 *CAUGHT PARRYING WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER.*

  • @shrimple23
    @shrimple23 Месяц назад +81

    sorry for thinking of downloading ultrakill

    • @The_Variable1
      @The_Variable1 11 дней назад +3

      What where you gonna download it for (gor)

    • @Upermario360
      @Upermario360 10 дней назад

      @The_Variable1fun lol

    • @Doodlenoodl
      @Doodlenoodl 10 дней назад

      My deepest condolences

  • @railcoinzz
    @railcoinzz Месяц назад +110

    i woke up an hour ago, played some ultrakill and see this. what in the everliving fuck. this is the game at its peak GG

    • @JezusKriztus
      @JezusKriztus Месяц назад

      Remember, fraud, treachery, and p-3 are coming

    • @The_Variable1
      @The_Variable1 11 дней назад +2

      P% Run Also Peak.

  • @woJ10
    @woJ10 Месяц назад +50

    This is exactly what hakita wanted

  • @F4LLING_R0SES
    @F4LLING_R0SES Месяц назад +63

    Dawg, you NEED to calm down, both at the game and at your heart rate my god GGs on the run!!

  • @ghastly_gengar
    @ghastly_gengar Месяц назад +55

    absolutely insane, super happy for you :3

  • @Svadmp
    @Svadmp Месяц назад +172

    I WOKE UP TO SEE THIS WTF 🔥YOURE INANE

  • @DuckESTR
    @DuckESTR Месяц назад +50

    dude the way bro punched V2 in 4-4 is funny as hell 😭

  • @discordscript62
    @discordscript62 Месяц назад +34

    the fucking first maurice had me laughing for 5 minutes straight. bravo dude

    • @sevvvich8118
      @sevvvich8118 Месяц назад +6

      *insanely fast gameplay*
      🗿
      *loading screen*

  • @puff6923
    @puff6923 Месяц назад +40

    IS YOUR HEART OKAY?
    ALSO THIS IS THE CRAZIEST RUN I HAVE EVER SEEN. THOSE VIOLENCE CLIPS!!???1!!!:$$?&:&,&/&(&2

    • @dev4ones-space
      @dev4ones-space Месяц назад

      114 is big heart rate?

    • @532isthebestnumber
      @532isthebestnumber Месяц назад +6

      @@dev4ones-spaceok but its like 180 in some parts

    • @blakeislitty
      @blakeislitty 29 дней назад +6

      180 in most levels of violence 😭
      bro locked in

    • @Idkoscar1
      @Idkoscar1 24 дня назад +1

      @@dev4ones-space 180 is

  • @Cloverestranho
    @Cloverestranho Месяц назад +14

    _"May your woes be many, and your days few."_
    We're finishing whole hell in 16 minutes then lmao

  • @someperson7491
    @someperson7491 Месяц назад +11

    this just confirms that the "Final war" is WWI
    because he ended with 11:11

  • @danielhanna19
    @danielhanna19 Месяц назад +26

    "Say the line!"
    "Sigh*"
    "You're so real for this, guy."

  • @MiEHaLo
    @MiEHaLo Месяц назад +24

    11:42 is such a gabriel moment

  • @b_ohbo
    @b_ohbo Месяц назад +34

    2:04 who completed this level in -24 days

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 7 дней назад +1

      Probably messed around with their system clock to get a negative time.

  • @kabkabkab
    @kabkabkab Месяц назад +9

    ima be honest realguy i never payed attention to you playing didnt know you were this goated

  • @ExactlySandwich
    @ExactlySandwich 28 дней назад +9

    love the v1 head shaking as a nonverbal "yeesh that was sketchy"

  • @ardentArmando
    @ardentArmando Месяц назад +86

    Very fun fact: a heart rate of over 185 bpm can lead to death. This dude could've legit DIED during multiple parts of this run.

    • @lop0998
      @lop0998 Месяц назад +14

      For prolonged amounts of time you mean

    • @MrGr4nite
      @MrGr4nite 26 дней назад +4

      Mines used to spike to 190 while playin elden ring and geometry dash it won't kill you unless it stays up there for a while

    • @NotLuigi
      @NotLuigi 24 дня назад +3

      That's not at all how that works

    • @Rzotaro
      @Rzotaro 17 дней назад

      cause of death: too much Swag

    • @RatioMaBoi
      @RatioMaBoi 15 дней назад +3

      Bro if he died he would absolutely shred hell

  • @plant3s
    @plant3s Месяц назад +39

    you are so real for this, guy

    • @2kwh
      @2kwh Месяц назад +4

      say that again

    • @plant3s
      @plant3s Месяц назад +3

      word for word

    • @Thisaccounthasno_username
      @Thisaccounthasno_username Месяц назад +2

      This guy was so real when he said ‘you are so real for this, guy’

  • @BlackMesaSorse
    @BlackMesaSorse Месяц назад +27

    that poor maurice

  • @dhrumildave4221
    @dhrumildave4221 29 дней назад +5

    Prelude (O:TMOH): 1:05
    Limbo: 1:00 (2:05)
    Lust: 1:13 (3:18)
    Gluttony: 0:45 (4:03)
    Greed: 1:51 (5:54)
    Wrath: 1:49 (7:43)
    Heresy: 0:57 (8:40)
    Violence: 2:31 (11:11)
    First time is for layer completion and the one in brackets is for cumulative layer completion

  • @JezusKriztus
    @JezusKriztus Месяц назад +19

    Just came back from school and i see this epic speedrun, you’re the best speedrunner

    • @Ghosty_YT307
      @Ghosty_YT307 Месяц назад

      I also just came back from school, huh

  • @Thisaccounthasno_username
    @Thisaccounthasno_username Месяц назад +9

    Bro what you are clinically insane

  • @acedemonic142
    @acedemonic142 Месяц назад +14

    LOBOTOMY% LIIIIIIIIVES!

  • @Dkwifjzskskfi
    @Dkwifjzskskfi 10 дней назад +2

    12:26 "IS THAT THE BEST YOUVE G- may your woes be many..."

  • @raizors1331
    @raizors1331 Месяц назад +4

    My guy really just up and do 2 full game WR back to back
    Insane
    GG

  • @driprappy
    @driprappy Месяц назад +8

    this is a fucking trip and a half
    what’s updoor indeed

  • @THR-1000
    @THR-1000 Месяц назад +7

    0:11 is anyone going to talk about how they decimated the maurice in the *hitstop* time

    • @ERY_MX
      @ERY_MX 28 дней назад +1

      Omg it was instantly dead

  • @uezyteue7690
    @uezyteue7690 9 дней назад +2

    Man, you guys are pulling hypersonic stunts like this, and I can barely even switch to the right weapon half the time.

  • @61arr
    @61arr Месяц назад +7

    the heartbeat meter

  • @majcarpet2132
    @majcarpet2132 5 дней назад +1

    186 bmp ? Man, your heart goes as fast as a Camellia music!

  • @Genesis-o1h
    @Genesis-o1h Месяц назад +5

    I was surprised to see how this was 16 mins long until I saw how bro was moving at the speed of light 💀

  • @patrick86638
    @patrick86638 Месяц назад +8

    Bro didnt touched grass ❎ Grass didnt touch bro ✅

  • @RenderingUser
    @RenderingUser 29 дней назад +5

    Bro straight up beheaded Benjamin

  • @Loaffii
    @Loaffii 7 дней назад +1

    This is insane omfg. I’ve been trying to speedrun Ultrakill and the best any% time I can get is like 45 minutes. But then again I use a crappy school laptop to speedrun so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult. Anyways good luck “realguy” I hope you break more records soon.

  • @Al3x_is_here
    @Al3x_is_here 24 дня назад +1

    This is a fucking beautiful speed run amazing

  • @oasisofgalaxies2527
    @oasisofgalaxies2527 Месяц назад +2

    Dude I spent so fucking long on 4-3 how the HELL did you do that so fast. Wizard shit. All of this is wizard shit. My god. Unparalleled levels of gaming.

  • @ForestBiomee
    @ForestBiomee Месяц назад +7

    caught parrying with the knucklebaster in 4k HD 8:10

  • @blakeislitty
    @blakeislitty 29 дней назад +3

    8:11 caught trying to fistful of dollar with the knuckleblaster

    • @AB-nu7gw
      @AB-nu7gw 2 дня назад

      @@blakeislitty i knew some mf was gonna say this LMAOOO

  • @c__pnk
    @c__pnk 6 дней назад +2

    this cannot be healthy

  • @plant3s
    @plant3s Месяц назад +6

    i mean it in a good way, but it's surreal you can lose time on some places and still do a WR, you're a beast
    gonna be waiting for your perfect run

  • @синас-ж1ж
    @синас-ж1ж 14 дней назад +3

    lore accurate V1:

  • @Stams2
    @Stams2 Месяц назад +2

    the speed of the absolute runner!

  • @justatangofan-_-2360
    @justatangofan-_-2360 18 дней назад +1

    CAUGHT TRYNA PARRY WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER. 8:08

  • @Narck-go8kq
    @Narck-go8kq Месяц назад +3

    HE DOES IT. ONCE AGAIN!!

  • @Omnixisting
    @Omnixisting Месяц назад

    HOLY SHIT! Absolute kudos to you, dude! Must've taken a lot of time and effort.

  • @maxma1203
    @maxma1203 Месяц назад +3

    bro brought back lobotomy%

  • @DresdenStewart-em8wk
    @DresdenStewart-em8wk 29 дней назад +2

    LMAO THE FUCKING REVOLVER AT 11:00 😭

  • @lunatique2726
    @lunatique2726 Месяц назад +4

    Lore accurate V1

  • @JOXDUBZ
    @JOXDUBZ 29 дней назад +1

    V2 4-4 final punch was straight disrespectful

  • @gavitronv7246
    @gavitronv7246 Месяц назад +10

    Bro was like "this is the run" the entire run!
    And where is the cardiologist 170+ isn't normal for sitting

  • @peacemakerkf
    @peacemakerkf Месяц назад

    that was honestly crazy, good job!!

  • @YuuyuFuya_
    @YuuyuFuya_ 14 дней назад +1

    BRO ALMOST DIED TRYING TO GET WR (LITERALLY)
    180 bpm is almost the max that you can handle

  • @Lunauwu234
    @Lunauwu234 Месяц назад +1

    congrats man

  • @LilacMusicGames
    @LilacMusicGames 24 дня назад +1

    I decided to check out ultrakill speedruns out of impulse
    Holy fuck

  • @mrnik3
    @mrnik3 5 дней назад +1

    I can't believe it's not TAS.

  • @elephantfromcallmecarson
    @elephantfromcallmecarson Месяц назад +2

    this run make me go gargletron mode drooling emoji

  • @К0ОСМОНАВТ
    @К0ОСМОНАВТ Месяц назад

    insane run, you sooo good in this game

  • @Caliber30001
    @Caliber30001 7 дней назад

    12:26 ''IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!?''
    *gets obliterated*

  • @Spextrum1
    @Spextrum1 Месяц назад +2

    remember when the world record was 30 minutes, i dont because you beat it so damn fast

  • @Zephyrus_KAM
    @Zephyrus_KAM 10 дней назад

    He's both a menace to society and 3 heart beats away from having a cardiac arrest

  • @AlexPlaysDeepWoken
    @AlexPlaysDeepWoken 11 дней назад +1

    bro was nearing a heart attack

  • @Kcthetransgirl
    @Kcthetransgirl Месяц назад +1

    the 4 coins in my pocket just looked at me and sighed

  • @s-oz7ly
    @s-oz7ly Месяц назад

    HOLY CRAP! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WORLD RECORD!!!

  • @BubblesEC635
    @BubblesEC635 Месяц назад +4

    12:45 WHO THE FUCK FOUND THIS CLIP DUDE

  • @Forklift_Enthusiast12
    @Forklift_Enthusiast12 Месяц назад +1

    Insane to me that the literal instakill soap isn't even optimal anymore

  • @artykeldeo
    @artykeldeo Месяц назад

    you're so real for this, guy

  • @hellina_girlie
    @hellina_girlie День назад

    Holy shit, turns out they have discovered the lobotomy strat

  • @Astrosk1er
    @Astrosk1er 19 дней назад

    Imagine you're dante you're just minding your business going through hell and some crazy metal thing just zips by at mach 3

  • @wvplasticspoon
    @wvplasticspoon 15 дней назад

    He couldn't even get a congratulation, he got a congatoon.

  • @pokelordomega1701
    @pokelordomega1701 27 дней назад

    how the hell does one think this fast? holy shit that's wild (ggs on the super fast WR btw)

  • @ThePoodle
    @ThePoodle 3 дня назад

    First try TAS grab in 4-2? Crazy!

  • @tiagosouza-cu3mi
    @tiagosouza-cu3mi Месяц назад

    Bro Keep getting better

  • @senyator6046
    @senyator6046 Месяц назад

    no way, congraujewaltiosn!

  • @hoodedorsumn
    @hoodedorsumn 29 дней назад

    i think p-ranking both v2 levels in a wr speedrun is the biggest “fuck you” v2 is ever going to get.

  • @V1_The_Machine
    @V1_The_Machine 8 дней назад

    Huh. So this is what the husks see when they fight me.

  • @blakeislitty
    @blakeislitty 29 дней назад +1

    no chance this isn’t hakita in disguise

  • @thefoxking4463
    @thefoxking4463 5 дней назад

    14:31 GO TO A DOCTOR GOOD LORD
    gamers if your heart ever reaches anything past 110-120 you should take a breather and a gooooood pause to calm down… this man peaked at 186 and has been found dead next morning

    • @ThePoodle
      @ThePoodle 3 дня назад

      @@thefoxking4463 athletes regularly approach 200 bpm, it is not unacceptable for people to attain that in stressful situations.

    • @thefoxking4463
      @thefoxking4463 3 дня назад

      should have probably done my research on that good call

  • @thegoose8663
    @thegoose8663 28 дней назад

    Eleven-leventy leven! Great job

  • @benjib20
    @benjib20 Месяц назад

    absolutely insane run but it still is beatable, 3-2 had a restart

  • @yeepsprobuilder
    @yeepsprobuilder 4 дня назад

    8:26 the way v2 gets thrown off the pyramid

  • @10_days_till_xmas
    @10_days_till_xmas Месяц назад

    It’s crazy how record is this close to a 10 with violence now

  • @asdawdasdasfgaew
    @asdawdasdasfgaew 10 дней назад

    6:50 that's some shadows of evil stuff right there

  • @gneu1527
    @gneu1527 22 дня назад

    8:10 caught trying to parry with knuckleblaster

  • @tootaroni_chan
    @tootaroni_chan Месяц назад

    literally the goat of ultrakill

  • @jackplays2236
    @jackplays2236 Месяц назад +1

    This video is so fast it killed the queen

  • @V1TheMachine-n5i
    @V1TheMachine-n5i Месяц назад +3

    Why did you turn off blood?

    • @RealGuy_
      @RealGuy_  Месяц назад +3

      it's purely for visual clarity. blood is distracting especially in speedruns, which is why most top runners have it off

  • @kirrowz
    @kirrowz 27 дней назад

    holy mother of god

  • @Ey_SmoKrac
    @Ey_SmoKrac Месяц назад +1

    no way lobotomy% lives

  • @ZenithPeak1
    @ZenithPeak1 6 дней назад

    15:51 LOBOTOMY% LIVES!!!

  • @carmin.e
    @carmin.e Месяц назад

    PLEASE TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS GAME 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 YOU ARE TOO GOOD PLEASE TAKE A REST 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @eliadonato2625
    @eliadonato2625 Месяц назад

    I'm starting to believe that speedrunners are tricking the game into not thinking

  • @grealy13
    @grealy13 Месяц назад

    3/3 is kinda nuts only a couple days after suigi hit the 5/5 in 64

  • @blankname492
    @blankname492 Месяц назад

    I don’t usually say much here, but good shit.

  • @Buhzinguh2311
    @Buhzinguh2311 Месяц назад

    I am currently watching this at 4:26 am

  • @David111IsHere
    @David111IsHere Месяц назад

    I blessed this run :)