@@DJKWEST- they're probably not a mantis shrimp because they wouldn't pick that name being so blatantly obvious that they are a water creature and have a chance of someone finding out
The other downside is that yiu end up with 2 brains and it will not only be your arm the alien one, both vertical halves of your body will be entirely alien to each other, as each side of the brain controls the other half of the body, and the 2 halves communicate trhough the oart that surgery cuts
well now the mantis shrimps is my favorite animal cus its a harbinger of death and its just cool I'm like alien hand syndrome I'm really aiufeiosfeudNHOIFUGHNRDEUGJ
Something else not mentioned is that yes deciding the prain into two by cutting its bridge (dont remember the name) can help epilepsy but can cause memory loss. I dont remember well but in 7th grade I think. Might be 8th. My science teacher went over it. But I'd suggest you look it up but I remember some major side effects happened
Some of you may notice that James (TheOdd1sOut) talks about that same thing in this video as he does in hes most recent video. Just to clarify, he gave me the audio for this video a LONG time ago, so technically he's plagiarizing against himself. Way to go James.
Honestly this is so close to lawyering! you just have to keep talking until everyone gets confused, detached, lost, excluded and they just end up agreeing because they forget what was going on in the first place! an amazing way to derive from the topic, sound smarter because everyone else feels dumb, and if you drag it out long enough peope get tired and slugish making it seem like you made a actual point even tho it was just senseless speaking you stood strongly and made an argument enough. nice. ~ (gonna go take a nap:)
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my math class TECHA: ok so today we are going to do some really simple math all of you should be able to do this in under 5 seconds *hands us a test with around 20 pages full of questions* (five seconds have passed) TECHA: ok raise your hand if youre done students *everybody raises their hands exept me me: how in the fu-
I wrote the mantis one down. If y'all need it, here it is. The mantis shrimp, perhaps the most fearsome creature pound-for pound in the world. It is by far the best living thing on earth. Have you ever seen a creature that can flick its arm so quickly that water around it boils? The mantis shrimp can. Have you ever seen a creature that if it were human sized could throw a baseball into orbit? The mantis shrimp could. Have you ever seen a creature so stunningly beautiful that if it were to fly it would be mistaken for a rainbow? The mantis shrimp would. As humans we see some pretty awesome colors right? We got those blues, purples, reds and greens. Well prepare your minds to be blown. Every color the human eye can see is derived from three primary colors. The mantis shrimp can see sixteen primary colors. We humans might see a rainbow, but a mantis sees a cosmic explosion of vibrant hues unbeknownst to the human senses. Some people might be sceptical of our claim. They might look at the mantis shrimp and ask: “Why should that be the best creature that ever lived?” Well, I encourage them to look at the mantis shrimp and instead ask: “Why shouldn’t that be the best animal that ever lived?” Finally, we would like to leave you with a quote from a knowledgeable and trustworthy internet website: “The mantis shrimp is my new favourite animal because in the presence of such light and beauty it embraces darkness. It extols death with the luminescent brilliance of a dying star. It is Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream. The mantis shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows. It is bright, it is dark and it is beautiful.”
James gave me the recording for this video a long time before he made his video. Yes he talks about the same thing in both of them but they are completely different audio. It's pretty obvious if you just listen to them.
My math teacher showed us a comic of a mantis shrimp in a tank with a lottle boy watching it. The mantis shrimp said "oh, hello small human" then smashed the glass and jumped at the boys face yelling "123death!!!!" This was on thw first day, so you can imagine who was my favorite teacher from then on.(hint it him)
Kirsti xxx “The affected arm usually takes on a personality that is opposite of the person it is attached to” ...idk about you, but my arm would probably end up saving my life, cuz I always want to end it :/
It definitely would be interesting to have an arm that is completely void of human control, and yes, I also agree that the mantis shrimp is an amazing creature.
You take two clips, and attach them to the side of your mouth, and shove cotton balls into your mouth to stop laughter, and because of the clips, no smiles..
How to be a RUclips animator Step 1-Don't draw in people in color, or with clothes Step 2-Spell school S K O O L Step 3-Get a cameo from James to up the views
NightBlaze Deputy Emre Avci Sorry guys, that was a terrible choice of words on my part. We all know Thomas is already a really busy guy with collage and stuff. He really is going out of his way to make content for us and I'm already super grateful. He's truly a really great guy. I was just teasing when I said he was lazy (which he is absolutely 200% not). I hope he didn't see my dumb comment and even if he did, I hope he doesn't take it to heart. God bless his generous soul.
Your right and left half of the body act like different people. One guy tried to hit his wife with his right hand, and his left hand was trying to restrain him
this is probably my most rewatched video, I am currently doing my french project on mantis shrimp. Thank you for introducing me to this beautiful creature
Olivia Penguin Haven't you ever seen RBG when creating colors? Like especially in technology. Like the screens on phones and computers create all the colors you see by using red, blue, and green. Put a little drop of water on the screen and you'll see
WashiestDrop198 Yeah, Ik, it just makes more sense for me that the base colors are blue, yellow, and red, since you can get every color in the world by those 3 colors.
James perfectly summarizing what is completely wrong with the American education system, but also shame on you for not just rewording literally everything
I've been convinced! This video not only made me subscribe to this channel, but now the Mantis Shrimp is in my top 5 favorite animals. Also, I adore how you used sincere persuasion and interesting facts. Is it true that they can see 16 primary colors?! This video shall now be loved and remembered forever! I can now tell that you and your public speaking are magnificent! I hope that this comment changed your life in a way or two! I also hope that you and James have long lives!
I remember when I was getting promoted from elementary towards middle school I had to represent my classroom and give a speech it was my first time in front of a huge audience and I got nervous midway and choked I turned to my principal and he nodded signaling that's everything is ok and I continued my speech then in the end I got a standing applause
blaze60997 The classroom is such a beautiful comfortable addicting, with chairs filled and tables are so nice....I mean look at them...just sth you could sleep on...you could eat on...you could throw at your teachers head BC HE FUCKING SUCKS...and yeah....a classroom is a..... square
You spelled it wrong it’s not skool It’s skol get it right people Edit: I know this is literally a year later but there are so many peeps are getting r/whooshed or however it’s spelled smh my head
+Snapple Jr I will give everyone including you (insert currency here)99999999999999999999999(or here, depending where you are from) if no one else subscribes to you
“No other mental condition offers the great benefit of unplanned excitement from a friend that is constantly by your side” People with dissosiative identity disorder: laughs
Also, you know that it can move its arm faster than a rifle bullet, and can hit things fast enough that it boils the water, then makes an air gap, which causes a second hit, callled something like capillary i think...
I listened to the second speech, and when it was over, i just sat there and thought to myself: that was the most perfect choice of music you could possibly put in that video. Great speech Sea Rabbit, Great speech. *clap clap clap clap clap*
I had to do a speech last year and I was really a coward and weird and I just stood there and waved my arms around for 20 minutes and then screamed like hardcore scream at the end to make it funny and I walked away. :/
Alien hand syndrome isn't as good as you make it sound. Its not a friend, it could try to kill you it could hit someone really bad, and if it hurts its self then you'll be the one to feel the pain. If it gets in an awkward moment, you'll be the one dealing with it. Sometimes you might even have to fight it.
For freshman year in high school I wrote an essay about how anything can be a sandwich and I got an A on that project.
panda hero is pizza a sandwich
Snow Foxie of course it is if you fold it over. Then you would have two bread like objects holding together meat, cheese, and tomato sauce.
is mayonnaise a sandwich too?
panda hero lolol
That's not a sandwich. That's a p'zone, my dude.
That mantis shrimp speech was oddly inspiring.
probably cuz of the music he put in the background
arepeopleamp I fucking love his speeches
arepeopleamp yeah
arepeopleamp Ikr.... I must see all colors now, but sadly I cannot.
+Chocolate Entrepreneur Ohmahgahd brooooooooooo!!! - ......"I love you" 😃 Man, seriously, I LOVE that episode!!! 😆 #Patrickislife! 😝
That mantis shrimp speech was weirdly powerful and inspiring
same
I want it on a t-shirt
Blob fish
It was the music
666th like
It's weird having James animated in different art style
YES
Yeah
Ya
Ya
Agreed
that... was actually a good speech...
Pig King True
Pig King *gud
Don't u mean speech guds
best speech i have heard in a long time (the music was really good too)
Pig King *gud, if ur gonna talk, dO It riGht
Me when I saw James drawn in a different art style: Impossible.
Lol me too
Jaden animations
Evan Younge also. Brain nogin
lol same
*sigh* the odd1sout only gave audio. He didn’t draw anything he just voiced some crap
This (feat. TheOdd1sOut) thing is becoming a meme..
McGeezel huh yeah I am noticing it now. (Featuring the odds1out)
Draven Ayala Me too (ft theodd1sout)
Coughing Aggressively (ft theodd1sout)
Yeah, I guess. James is really popular! (Ft. Theodd1sout)
no its not XD
The downside to this surgery is it is extremely difficuly and *most likely expensive*
*laughs in canadian*
If you aren’t a turtle anymore what are you Ben?
@@DJKWEST- they're probably not a mantis shrimp because they wouldn't pick that name being so blatantly obvious that they are a water creature and have a chance of someone finding out
Why you no turtle no more
The other downside is that yiu end up with 2 brains and it will not only be your arm the alien one, both vertical halves of your body will be entirely alien to each other, as each side of the brain controls the other half of the body, and the 2 halves communicate trhough the oart that surgery cuts
That mantis shrimp speech made me cry
Garrison H I have one it's so cool
well now the mantis shrimps is my favorite animal cus its a harbinger of death and its just cool
I'm like alien hand syndrome I'm really aiufeiosfeudNHOIFUGHNRDEUGJ
Im upset that im actually convinced by all of the points.
Garrison H what if the mantis shrimp actually has the alien hand syndrome which enables it to flick its arms and boils the fucking water
Lax Lover really
So mantis shrimps are basically on an acid trip all the time?
Sacha Vlogs plus jaiden animations “PRAYING MANTISES SPIT ACID IN YOUR SHOES” it seems like they would go hand in hand
Actually mantis shrimps are one of the worst color detecting animals on the planet despite the 16 detectors in their eyes
Yes
Not sponsored by amino Grasshoppers* (sorry)
hell ya
I’m convinced. Split my brain in 2.
who is you? you is two.
It already is
Something else not mentioned is that yes deciding the prain into two by cutting its bridge (dont remember the name) can help epilepsy but can cause memory loss. I dont remember well but in 7th grade I think. Might be 8th. My science teacher went over it. But I'd suggest you look it up but I remember some major side effects happened
the prain
Your alien hand can try to kill you sometimes...
Theory: Robby from victorious has alien hand syndrome
That’d explain a lot
OMG 🤯
I have alien brain syndrome.
Some of you may notice that James (TheOdd1sOut) talks about that same thing in this video as he does in hes most recent video. Just to clarify, he gave me the audio for this video a LONG time ago, so technically he's plagiarizing against himself. Way to go James.
The Sea Rabbit but can we trust you when you say that?
+Joe Branderhorst Pinky swear.
The Sea Rabbit sorry man :/ it's a good story
+theodd1sout comic lul I don't care. Just wanted to say that you plagiarized yourself because that's at least two levels of irony.
Shamw james u said u learned ur lesson /:{ :P
1. My friend says that he does not like The Sea Rabbit
2. He got ran over by a car
3. I lost my drivers license
You are doing God's work.
Woah.. you replied
Albotrosity Domination did you kill him
XD it took me a while but I get it XD
BWAHAHHAHAH XD Beautiful. some people have an amazing sense of humour.
*put ft theodd1sout in the title* *instantly gets 2m views*
+a random extra million views
Epic sea turtle
3million
Or maybe it was just a good video??????????????
Keion Williams r/woooosh
"Thanks for helping James"
*violent screaming
Honestly this is so close to lawyering! you just have to keep talking until everyone gets confused, detached, lost, excluded and they just end up agreeing because they forget what was going on in the first place! an amazing way to derive from the topic, sound smarter because everyone else feels dumb, and if you drag it out long enough peope get tired and slugish making it seem like you made a actual point even tho it was just senseless speaking you stood strongly and made an argument enough. nice. ~ (gonna go take a nap:)
haras norris now you’re doing it! You just made a long comment lol
OMFG BLOW MIND
haras norris just for the record that is not how lawyering goes
'IT IS BRIGHT
IT IS DARK
AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL."
-Thomas 2k16
Hey I just want you to know that you have Search state
my best friend is like Alien Hand Syndrome.
*Always by my side
*random
*makes me feel better knowing I'm not the crazy one.
For a second I thought that said "My best friend is Alien Hand Syndrome."
I AM that friend.
Oppressed Artist yay
Me and my friend are equally nuts
Oppressed Artist that is me but I'm not constantly by them
When James said “hey!” I thought he was going to say “Hey! Vsause!”
Michael here
@@aguy2990
What is blue? *vsauce music*
well, the mantis shrimp 110% convinced me. good job.
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What lmao^
trashcan't oh well imagine
*as im pacing the pews in a church corridor*
and i cannot but to hear, no i cannot but to hear an exchanging of words.
AcidTripWire Gaming wHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.. oh what a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to the waiter
alien hand syndrone sometimes chokes the holder in their sleep... just saying.
A minor inconvenience.
Solo Entire Game just tie your hand up and boom. You can sleep in peace.
DaSnail But that takes away some of the randomness...
Solo Entire Game, only when sleeping
FunkyPlayz .....
I love how James' story was basically word-for-word what was in his public speaking video
he plagerised his own video (i spell as good as james)
my school;
teacher: CAN YOU ENGLISH
kids: WE CAN ENGLISH
teacher : OKAY CLASS DISMISSED
lucky
THE TRUE FIRE GAMER XD
my math class
TECHA: ok so today we are going to do some really simple math all of you should be able to do this in under 5 seconds *hands us a test with around 20 pages full of questions*
(five seconds have passed)
TECHA: ok raise your hand if youre done
students *everybody raises their hands exept me
me: how in the fu-
Serba Jay ah I love this
Serba Jay
When ever my class does math we talk about trump for 3 hours
The mantis shrimp is my new favourite animal.
It used to be banana flies.
V mune was black bee
It’s should be the okapi it looks like a antelope but it’s legs look like zebra legs
The manis shrimp was my favourite before this so I was essentially going
FUCK YEA IT CAN
to whatever was said about it
"It IS the kiwi bird" is what my friend would say
I ALREADY KNOW LIKE 75% OF THIS, and mantis shrimp are pretty wizard
I wrote the mantis one down. If y'all need it, here it is.
The mantis shrimp, perhaps the most fearsome creature pound-for pound in the world. It is by far the best living thing on earth.
Have you ever seen a creature that can flick its arm so quickly that water around it boils? The mantis shrimp can.
Have you ever seen a creature that if it were human sized could throw a baseball into orbit? The mantis shrimp could.
Have you ever seen a creature so stunningly beautiful that if it were to fly it would be mistaken for a rainbow? The mantis shrimp would.
As humans we see some pretty awesome colors right? We got those blues, purples, reds and greens. Well prepare your minds to be blown. Every color the human eye can see is derived from three primary colors. The mantis shrimp can see sixteen primary colors. We humans might see a rainbow, but a mantis sees a cosmic explosion of vibrant hues unbeknownst to the human senses. Some people might be sceptical of our claim. They might look at the mantis shrimp and ask:
“Why should that be the best creature that ever lived?”
Well, I encourage them to look at the mantis shrimp and instead ask:
“Why shouldn’t that be the best animal that ever lived?”
Finally, we would like to leave you with a quote from a knowledgeable and trustworthy internet website:
“The mantis shrimp is my new favourite animal because in the presence of such light and beauty it embraces darkness. It extols death with the luminescent brilliance of a dying star. It is Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream. The mantis shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows. It is bright, it is dark and it is beautiful.”
Ellen Gustafsson
omfg thank you I was copying this for class and I’m like halfway through going insane I love you
h-how did you know T~T
thank you
If you really want to bring in the views put "ft. TheOdd1sOut" in the title
+Inmehmeh Thanks for the reminder! How silly of me. I'm not used to this whole collab thing.
The Sea Rabbit u just copied the audio
Eufa The Cat nope.
James gave me the recording for this video a long time before he made his video. Yes he talks about the same thing in both of them but they are completely different audio. It's pretty obvious if you just listen to them.
The Sea Rabbit yea.... Right
My math teacher showed us a comic of a mantis shrimp in a tank with a lottle boy watching it. The mantis shrimp said "oh, hello small human" then smashed the glass and jumped at the boys face yelling "123death!!!!" This was on thw first day, so you can imagine who was my favorite teacher from then on.(hint it him)
One of the best speeches I have ever heard. You should win a prize for that. Beautiful!!!!
I wrote an essay about Mantis Shrimps in 5th grade and used the same comic as a source...
...ar wee hav saem brane
that mantis speech moved me. subbed
might even make fanart
couch potato me too
spam pam pammer
I see you everywhere
thats because I AM everywhere
spam pam pammer
Whoa
Who else loves Mantis Shrimps now?
Same :3
me.
Me
I've loved them from the beginning.
PixelSpeed13 me!
2nd speech is speechy I *almost* cried ALMOST
I dont want my hand to kill me...
Kirsti xxx “The affected arm usually takes on a personality that is opposite of the person it is attached to” ...idk about you, but my arm would probably end up saving my life, cuz I always want to end it :/
No what you should say is "Why shouldnt I want my hand to kill me?"
THE MANTIS SHRIMP WOULD!
Yeah it does the opposite try’s to close the fridge trying to take your clothes off hurting you or even crashing your car!
But it will
I think the best creature that ever lived is the axolotl.
It's also most likely extinct in the wild, but there are a lot of them as pets, so they can't completely go extinct.
Sammyfishyness YES
Sammyfishyness yes
Stained Brain fortunately axolotls breed really well in captivity.
Sammyfishyness well ur wrong
I love how he makes something that is completely bad become the best thing ever and provide direct facts that make logical sense!
It definitely would be interesting to have an arm that is completely void of human control, and yes, I also agree that the mantis shrimp is an amazing creature.
What about a mantis shrimp with alien hand syndrome?
BOOM!
NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
Whoa....terrifhing, but cool
How did you do any of this with a straight face?
Because it’s an animation
Me
You take two clips, and attach them to the side of your mouth, and shove cotton balls into your mouth to stop laughter, and because of the clips, no smiles..
I didn't but idk who did
Because he's a Marshmallow in a jacket.
I once was a mermaid bunny for halloween, other wise known as a sea rabbit. Your welcome for the early sponsorship.
"-writing
-petting puppers
-*preparation of sacrifice to Lucifer*
-cooking"
How to be a RUclips animator
Step 1-Don't draw in people in color, or with clothes
Step 2-Spell school S K O O L
Step 3-Get a cameo from James to up the views
Actually white is every color. Don't be so racist, Sean.
The Sea Rabbit reKt
The Sea Rabbit wow now I'm butthurt.
also he wears a hoodie.
L
THE MANTIS SHRIMP WOULD!
it would burn down your house and get away with it lolz (watch out kiddos)
Mom:why are your grades bad ummmmm um my alien hand lol
This is weird but your profile pic is exactly like a photo I took yesterday in Australia WEIRD GOAST
What
@Ditto wow you stole the og Ditto profile
@Ditto not the profile pic the name lol
That mantis shrimp speech gave me chills
FAK YASS! A NEW VIDEO!
I waited 87 years for a new video, why are you so lazy?
_god I love your channel_
oh yeah cuz YOUR videos are turning out a lot better than his
NightBlaze Deputy.. are you serious?
He is happy that he finally posted a video because he is a fan of this channel.. how stupid are you?
Emre Avci well he did say why are you so lazy
NightBlaze Deputy Emre Avci Sorry guys, that was a terrible choice of words on my part. We all know Thomas is already a really busy guy with collage and stuff. He really is going out of his way to make content for us and I'm already super grateful. He's truly a really great guy.
I was just teasing when I said he was lazy (which he is absolutely 200% not). I hope he didn't see my dumb comment and even if he did, I hope he doesn't take it to heart. God bless his generous soul.
Blue Winter ok sorry I took it too literally
1.1M views ... seems like his idea work good job
Teo Barela :>
U CAN SPEECH GUD
i did a purrswasive speach on why you should stop being human, and become a cat
Becca Taylor you are my new idol
+Kawaii Peach I didn't have any sources so I only got a b+ and that was my final
That's a purretty good grade for no sources. I wish my class was that forgiving.
Becca Taylor maybe you should have done english instead
Rustless Dog8 I'm autistic and spelling is he'll for me
8:34 -"It is bright, it is dark, it is beautiful"
me: Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa!!! And I say HEY! whats going ooooon!!!
Now I... kinda want Alien Hand Syndrome
I don't believe you, but if you actually do props to you!
Just PeriSwag your hand could kill you
You mean ONE PUNCH MANtis!
Cutting the right and left brains will also lead to another disorder called split brained.
IronBubba Gaming what!
codplays 2k17 yeah basically the two sides of your brain don’t communicate,
Your right and left half of the body act like different people. One guy tried to hit his wife with his right hand, and his left hand was trying to restrain him
S P E E C H 1 0 0
Nice
I keep being recommended animators .3.
same
Me too and I love it.
same
RCPlayer145
RCPlayer145 same
The shrimp speech moved me. I am a new person.
OMG I WAS SO CONVINCED XD
Facts
Me to
Wut?
xD
you play roblox lmao
this is probably my most rewatched video, I am currently doing my french project on mantis shrimp. Thank you for introducing me to this beautiful creature
This channel is about to blow too. I call 100k subs in one month
gyazo.com/5789f6ac9aaee72911a11e82e02201d6
Yep.
Really?
Necy two weeks from now. And he has 46k right now
62,000 now
Humans have three color receptors, red, blue, and green, not yellow.
Research it.
But green is a combination of blue and yellow, so how is yellow created?
Olivia Penguin Haven't you ever seen RBG when creating colors? Like especially in technology. Like the screens on phones and computers create all the colors you see by using red, blue, and green. Put a little drop of water on the screen and you'll see
WashiestDrop198 Yeah, Ik, it just makes more sense for me that the base colors are blue, yellow, and red, since you can get every color in the world by those 3 colors.
Olivia Penguin Yeah but since when does the world make sense? 😂
WashiestDrop198 true haha
The mantis shrimp is my new favorite animal
Mine too
James perfectly summarizing what is completely wrong with the American education system, but also shame on you for not just rewording literally everything
One time I made a speech talking about carving knives being used as homemade plastic. Surgery
“It is bright, it is dark, and it is beautiful” I died 😂
Uuugggggggggg I have alien hand syndrome and it is the stupidest thing on the planet
I have alien hand syndrome in both my arms, it makes masturbating a nightmare.
i like you name....
USE THE HAND
if it tries to harm you in any way... give it a good whallop.
Must make sex a very interesting & even more fun experience
It’s been 3 years and I just realized what you meant by “Gud”
Who else clapped when both of the speeches were done??
I've been convinced! This video not only made me subscribe to this channel, but now the Mantis Shrimp is in my top 5 favorite animals. Also, I adore how you used sincere persuasion and interesting facts. Is it true that they can see 16 primary colors?! This video shall now be loved and remembered forever! I can now tell that you and your public speaking are magnificent! I hope that this comment changed your life in a way or two! I also hope that you and James have long lives!
wow dude way to ask for attention lol im dying of laughter at this comment
I remember when I was getting promoted from elementary towards middle school I had to represent my classroom and give a speech it was my first time in front of a huge audience and I got nervous midway and choked I turned to my principal and he nodded signaling that's everything is ok and I continued my speech then in the end I got a standing applause
blaze60997 The classroom is such a beautiful comfortable addicting, with chairs filled and tables are so nice....I mean look at them...just sth you could sleep on...you could eat on...you could throw at your teachers head BC HE FUCKING SUCKS...and yeah....a classroom is a..... square
blaze60997 AW nobody in my school was that supportive
The speech about the mantis shrimp... it was jaw dropping!
ayy thanks when my teacher asks me to do a project on animals ill do it about the best animal in the world!!! :D
Alriqht_Rachel how about doing your project on *sea rabbits*? 😜
Alriqht_Rachel I
You spelled it wrong it’s not skool
It’s skol get it right people
Edit: I know this is literally a year later but there are so many peeps are getting r/whooshed or however it’s spelled smh my head
Wym.. it's chol (the c sounds like an s)
Doritos Bacon no no no is S K O L
What do u mean? It is spelled "prison"right, or maybe" boring" I think mine is right
It's pronounced *sckhol*
No. Its pronounced
Zchul
THE MANTIS SHRIMP HAS HOLO EYEBALLS
Kristen G I'm a holo sexual.
+☺☻♥123maarten123♥☻☺ YOU WOULD ONLY UNDERSTAND IF U WATCHED SIMPLYNAILOGICAL
I know what that is
SHOUT OUT TO THE HOLOSEXUALS OUT THERE!!
8:50 sounds like James found the sprinkles again!😂😂😂
Edit: that scream should definitely be a meme
Heg
the guy i like is named thomas
oh my
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Lenny
linshea, do you really love studio Ghibli or something?
The ChosenOne you know he's gay right?
pokerandom so?
The explanation on how the Mantis Shrimp is the best animal sounds so dramatic with da music.
I googled "alien arm syndrome" because I had no idea if you made it up or if it was a real thing. Turns out to be a real thing. Weird.
same here, i thought he made it up. the symptoms sounded real but i thought it would never have such a ridiculous name, turns out it does
My friend told me about it last year. I didn't believe him until now.
Look at my picture i have almost the same as you
Shailene Hawthorn a couple years ago I read about it in a mental disorders book and then completely forgot about it until I watched this video xD
Me too
5:03
Idk why but at that moment...
*I CRACKED UP REALLY DAMN MUCH* 😂😂😂😂😂
*so*
Hmmmhm
I can't tell if you talk really slow or if James talks really fast
Yes.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
You're good at convincing people, I'm banging my head against the wall so i can get a alien hand!
I want it. Lol
KieranD9503 it can choke you. Slap you, and really hurt you.
Gumzee Mak worth it
Oh god if u had an alien hand if u were chopping something u could maybe stab someone ._. wow 😳
But it wouldn't be your fault :P
You've got your trusty alien hand to put the blame on!
Ishrat Sadiq exactly what I was thinking xD
Ishrat Sadiq just use your other hand
Did you kidnap James for this video??? XD
StarsFelineFierce 8683 No he just impersonated james’ voice
That scream at the end. I have no clue why or how that came into existence
No he just used the exact audio
*knock knock knock*
LPD OPEN UP-!
*anime explosion*
((If you don't know the LPD, you should just google it.
Yes
“Preparation of sacrifices to Lucifer”😂😂😂
I need a back to school necklace, someone tie it for me
*gets the rope and noose tying instructions*
oh i'm a step ahead of you
The Official Roygbiv 😂😂
GoldDoughnut185 😂
Ok James that was great
Hopefully this will give me more views *cough
Sub to me as I am trying to get 500 subs with 1vid He actually said this totally isn't to get more views for the video
+Snapple Jr
I will give everyone including you (insert currency here)99999999999999999999999(or here, depending where you are from) if no one else subscribes to you
“No other mental condition offers the great benefit of unplanned excitement from a friend that is constantly by your side”
People with dissosiative identity disorder: laughs
OMG YES THE FRIKIN MANTIS SHRIMP IS THE BEAT ANIMAL IN THE WORLD.
Also, you know that it can move its arm faster than a rifle bullet, and can hit things fast enough that it boils the water, then makes an air gap, which causes a second hit, callled something like capillary i think...
James I am disregarding your advice and copying the mantis Shrimp speech word for word for class 🙃
Did it go good
Cringy RUclipsr I think his teacher killed him
I am an Australian sooooooo.
Can we Put this shrimp on the BBQ.
IK m8, but, gotta please them American stereotypes xD
BaileyFilms why the fuck are you so offended over a fucking American stereotype
This entire comment chain is the literal definition of "that escalated quickly
Son Vu Fan I'm amarica . We put barbecue sauna eon burgers. But that sounds really good
GalaxyCat14 lol finally thank you
I listened to the second speech, and when it was over, i just sat there and thought to myself: that was the most perfect choice of music you could possibly put in that video. Great speech Sea Rabbit, Great speech. *clap clap clap clap clap*
I had to do a speech last year and I was really a coward and weird and I just stood there and waved my arms around for 20 minutes and then screamed like hardcore scream at the end to make it funny and I walked away. :/
LOL
Wolfy for furrys Ok..?
id give you an A++++++++++++++++++++++
You just got a new subscriber, I loved this video!
😁
Unique novel structures... *pictures weird tower of books*
+Leigh B lmao I saw that comment like 30 min ago and I just got it
loved the music during the mantis shrimp speech. also, thank you for introducing me to ahs.
Mantis shrimp for president
Grayphilosopher at least he'll be better than trump
who came here from James?
KingCubing for a sec I thought u said who came here from Jesus
xD
u need jesus
+Sige Molla Same XD
Jesus doesn't exist! God doesn't exist either!
I actually got convinced. Good job
Alien hand syndrome isn't as good as you make it sound. Its not a friend, it could try to kill you it could hit someone really bad, and if it hurts its self then you'll be the one to feel the pain. If it gets in an awkward moment, you'll be the one dealing with it. Sometimes you might even have to fight it.