Hitman 2 Gameplay: PERFECT CRIME SCENE in Hawke's Bay (Let's Play Hitman 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @captainbeth4024
    @captainbeth4024 6 лет назад +275

    Diana: Agent 47, for this mission we'll provide you with this body-tight wetsuit.
    47: A safety precaution for my boat ride through the stormy sea?
    Diana: ... Sure, that works.

  • @crows2808
    @crows2808 6 лет назад +298

    1:32
    Andy: "And Jane is going be Diana to me . . ."
    Jane: "I'm Diana-ing this, yes. Indeed."
    18:37
    Jane: "Why didn't you stop me from doing something stupid, Diana?"
    Jane, I have terrible news.

  • @tomchaney6085
    @tomchaney6085 6 лет назад +218

    There's actually a drone with a camera constantly following 47 around, and it's the feed from that that Diana and us are seeing. Everyone else just pretends not to see it out of politeness.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 6 лет назад +28

      Not a drone necessarily, just have a look at the live hitman they played a while ago. Those steadycam operators are incredible in what they can do.

    • @dontmindme5879
      @dontmindme5879 6 лет назад +5

      Plausable i mean private property everyone mostly knows everyone, Random non smiling bald guy with random uniforms Everytime you see him, yeaaa very polite ppl lol
      Poison a glass leave and come back yea they just won't drink it not their problem 😂

    • @Alsebra
      @Alsebra Год назад

      The ICA has made contact lenses with a live-feed camera embedded within.

  • @DrakeAurum
    @DrakeAurum 6 лет назад +338

    Andy: Do you get to keep all their stuff if you kill them?
    Jane: Yeah yeah yeah, it's like Monopoly.
    Me: Makes note never to play Monopoly with Jane.

    • @dontmindme5879
      @dontmindme5879 6 лет назад +8

      All competitive board and card games, anything with choking objects or sharp points. Even ispy could be tricky lol

    • @charmless8613
      @charmless8613 6 лет назад +5

      Here I was thinking that I had come across some golden monopoly advice

    • @Friekasoid
      @Friekasoid 6 лет назад +5

      Well she just plays by the Necromonger ruleset. She probably lives also like that.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 3 года назад

      Mafiopoly

  • @ClumsyByFact
    @ClumsyByFact 6 лет назад +192

    Guard walks in, finds Alma sleeping in nightgown under the sink, orson naked under the shower and a bald man wearing wet suit in closet... he leaves thinking what a freaky party are they having.

    • @gosportjamie
      @gosportjamie 6 лет назад +19

      The only thing missing was 47s gimp mask...

  • @Kingirl1
    @Kingirl1 6 лет назад +357

    Tbh, Jane is the perfect Diana; Andy would keep telling you what you SHOULD have done, and Mike would just point out everything that can be used for an explosive. Jane would just roll with whatever 47 did

    • @earthlybump4843
      @earthlybump4843 6 лет назад +43

      "Hmm. So that's what you're going to do. Interesting strategy, 47."

    • @boesvig2258
      @boesvig2258 6 лет назад +27

      But ... Jane is already the perfect Jane :)

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 года назад +3

      Mike would also tell you to punch, knife and shoot random people at random times and be bouncing up and down in his chair excitedly if it looks like you actually will.

  • @ZONEACE
    @ZONEACE 6 лет назад +247

    Self-poisoning is a very mike way to die in a video without any mike.

  • @lozmodeus2479
    @lozmodeus2479 6 лет назад +57

    After watching this the urge to e-mail IO Interactive and suggest adding an achievement for Agent 47 poisoning himself with all the poisons in the game was too great. And giving a nod to outsidexbox in the achievement title - something like "thinking outside the xbox".

  • @beholdnonsense5100
    @beholdnonsense5100 6 лет назад +169

    Oxbox has an odd relationship with 47. Sometimes they act like doting parents, other times like nagging sidekicks, and sometimes like their right there helping 47 along

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 6 лет назад +3

      they're right there

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 6 лет назад +1

      @@Hellwyck oh yeah you're right. I must be tired bc I usually get that right

    • @Butchcavalier
      @Butchcavalier 6 лет назад +6

      I think they act a lot like siblings...they love him but that doesn't stop them from squabbling.

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 6 лет назад +1

      @@Butchcavalier yeah that makes sense

    • @pinkcloudsnightlightbell
      @pinkcloudsnightlightbell 6 лет назад +2

      I thoughf of FMA first and foremost, hope I'm not the only one lol

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 6 лет назад +42

    9:28 I think that is a Beksiński. He was a polish surrealist painter, and a lot of his works inspired the late game portions of Bloodborne.

    • @sunarctus
      @sunarctus 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I was thinking that as well I couldn't think of the exact painting but they're definetly his style if not his

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 4 года назад +2

      Damn.

  • @inkno701
    @inkno701 6 лет назад +93

    Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in . . . and out and in and out again.
    --Screwy "The Hitman's Helper" Driver

  • @psoma_brufd
    @psoma_brufd 6 лет назад +117

    Jane, you could have kept your perfect crime scene, there was a (silenced) pistol on the wall of the panic room.

    • @andyquelch9652
      @andyquelch9652 6 лет назад +3

      This was the exact same comment I wanted to make. After walking past it 5 times!

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 5 лет назад +4

      Also fragmentation grenades, would've done the job. Toss it and walk away.

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 4 года назад +8

      Every time I play this level I grab as much off the wall as I can, and never use any of it

    • @muzthefuz9080
      @muzthefuz9080 4 года назад +2

      The only useful thing on the wall is a tranquilizer

    • @Zach-eo8ru
      @Zach-eo8ru 4 года назад

      I don’t think they would go out of their way to do that when they were just messing around.

  • @jonathanpayne858
    @jonathanpayne858 6 лет назад +10

    I appreciated the added layer of humor that throughout the entire debacle of the missing gun, Andy walked past an extra silenced pistol on the wall of the panic room no less than three times.

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 6 лет назад +177

    The opening really sets up the theme for this video; *"Oh NOoOo"*

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 лет назад +5

      yeah they had a nice setup at 11:30... if not for gassing themselves....

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 6 лет назад +13

      "oh NOoOo" is the theme of every OXBOX video, that's why they're so entertaining. :-)

    • @kadenthorson5706
      @kadenthorson5706 6 лет назад +2

      Nice 3 months of join congratulations!

    • @dontmindme5879
      @dontmindme5879 6 лет назад +1

      @@marhawkman303 literally when I read this comment

  • @kassandra7313
    @kassandra7313 6 лет назад +12

    As someone who grew up in the Hawke's Bay, I am astounded that 47 manages to crouch-walk through cutty grass without bleeding out..... he truly is the perfect human

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 6 лет назад +122

    Where's the tutorial tip pop-up telling you not to stand in the room you're filling with knockout gas?

    • @ZillDiddlY
      @ZillDiddlY 6 лет назад +4

      it should be for oxbox only

    • @cOmAtOrAn
      @cOmAtOrAn 6 лет назад +9

      I think they assumed that was so obvious a popup was unnecessary.

    • @ZillDiddlY
      @ZillDiddlY 6 лет назад

      @@cOmAtOrAn well obvious to us maybe

  • @JamesSmith-fx3oq
    @JamesSmith-fx3oq 6 лет назад +85

    No evidence left...apart from the custom ordered coins baring the logo and moto of your organisation...no evidence

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 6 лет назад +8

      d'you think they went to the bother of making a whole country to stage as the coin's origin place? or maybe it has STEALTH TECH! and can CHANGE COINAGE DEPENDENT ON ENVIRONMENT! yeah, probs not.

  • @Shado_wolf
    @Shado_wolf 6 лет назад +100

    I can't watch these Hitman videos anymore without singing "put him in a box, in a box, put him in a box"

    • @sandrasnow-balvert7766
      @sandrasnow-balvert7766 6 лет назад +3

      or the Jane dragging song :D

    • @Shado_wolf
      @Shado_wolf 6 лет назад

      It's very catchy.... they need to copyright these songs (and release an album!)

    • @sandrasnow-balvert7766
      @sandrasnow-balvert7766 6 лет назад +2

      @@Shado_wolf only as long as they do the video of everyone dancing to You're so dead :D

    • @Shado_wolf
      @Shado_wolf 6 лет назад +1

      Omg yes!!!

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 6 лет назад +1

      I was doing some cleaning the other day and just started singing it and everyone was looking at me like "Wtf? Why are you like this? "

  • @julienarmand1473
    @julienarmand1473 6 лет назад +22

    Your Hitman videos are always hilarious (in fact, they are what got me started watching the channel).
    But I find an extra layer of hilarity is added when you remember that 47 is OVER 50 YEARS OLD by now. Man, those scientists knew what they were doing.

  • @IAmAliwood
    @IAmAliwood 6 лет назад +31

    If this were a 3 ways to play, we would have cut from Andy missing the explosion because he was watching the guards get distracted, to Mike watching all of the guards explode.

    • @davidwit7749
      @davidwit7749 6 лет назад +3

      We would have seen Mike shoot the gas can at point blank range then run across the beach while on fire.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 6 лет назад +2

      @@davidwit7749 But we missed out on a chance to see _everyone_ drop dead from Jane poisoning them.

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 6 лет назад +65

    Maybe you shouldn't leave an "ICA 19" custom gun when staging a murder scene? Sure, maybe he just happened to buy an assassin organization's gun at a pawn shop before killing his lover, but some hotshot detective might get suspicious.

    • @pdn561
      @pdn561 6 лет назад +13

      To be fair, in an assassin's lair, you're gonna find some stuff about the place. Assuming the shadow puppets didn't already sweep and clean up the joint (seems likely) before reporting the murder and the the filth (I can't see that happening, but...) when said hotshot detective arrives, there's a bunch of dead people in the garage, loads of dodgy gear littered around the place, exploded trucks on the beach and smashed up CCTV... that pistol is not exactly in bad company! 😅

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 5 лет назад +1

      I tried to use the gun in the house but I drew the ICA 19 by accident it looked like he shot her then poisoned himself so I decided to frame the guard

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 4 года назад

      Eh, it's probably fine.

  • @davesayswords
    @davesayswords 6 лет назад +51

    I love the name of the rat poison. RATAPEWIE. Both a pun AND a sound effect? I approve of the Punderful name.

    • @rtql8d
      @rtql8d 6 лет назад +11

      There’s also an explosive called Napoleon Blownaparte

  • @m.slayer6058
    @m.slayer6058 6 лет назад +98

    My 95 year-old grandpa (who was a milltary pilot) asked me "why is your character extremely tall and why are you always following the same guy"
    So I explained the game to him and we plaid together
    And he destroyed me.

    • @GenesiisDavid
      @GenesiisDavid 6 лет назад +6

      Played*

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 6 лет назад +32

      @@GenesiisDavid nonono, Grandpas are STYLISH. they played together while dressed ENTIRELY IN PLAID, 'tis a perfect pune, or play on words!

    • @awmperry
      @awmperry 6 лет назад +2

      BattyButtercup The turtle moves. :-)

    • @afrocoolio25
      @afrocoolio25 6 лет назад +4

      I hope to God this is true.

  • @williambrahnum5641
    @williambrahnum5641 6 лет назад +56

    Jane "i liked watching them"
    Me "Jane? Is there anything you want to confess? "

    • @Alsebra
      @Alsebra Год назад

      I'm not sure that many people don't enjoy people getting naked-ish (not even in a pornographic way), honestly.

  • @Platonis-The-Warlock
    @Platonis-The-Warlock 6 лет назад +32

    Orson... Or should I say - HORSON?
    Sorry, all that "Theory stuff" from Luke and Jane, now I see mystery everythere.

  • @shickey145
    @shickey145 6 лет назад +30

    Real lucky for Jane that this is on her account, perfect rating!

  • @musicadictor
    @musicadictor 6 лет назад +73

    I read the title as Hawkeye's baby, and was both confused and intrigued.

    • @nicholasepsilon3534
      @nicholasepsilon3534 6 лет назад +2

      I read breath of the wild as breath of the wind today. 😛
      So I get it. Lol.

    • @MXOY99
      @MXOY99 6 лет назад +2

      *whistles the M*A*S*H theme*

    • @Butchcavalier
      @Butchcavalier 6 лет назад +10

      I know it's just a baby, 47, but you gotta do it. You gotta kill Hawkeye's baby. The Avengers pissed us off for the last time.

  • @skydancersolaris6197
    @skydancersolaris6197 6 лет назад +6

    Jane's honest noise of revulsion when she notices the second painting makes this one of my favorite OxBox videos ever XD That entire section is fantastic, but that sound, followed by "She's gone wrong!" just strikes me so funny that I backed it up and watched that part three times, unable to breathe properly for laughing.

  • @legocorvo
    @legocorvo 6 лет назад +19

    Not having anything to start a fire is the sort of problem you only ever have when Mike isn't in the playthrough.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 4 года назад

      Maybe it's a sign that the devs actually do want you to play like Mike.

  • @pascalalieller
    @pascalalieller 6 лет назад +6

    Can I just say that I love the way Jane said "Squeeky Kiwi" at 11:42? So adorable!

  • @crows2808
    @crows2808 6 лет назад +20

    47 enters the scene with a green OxBox censor bar. Dialogue is fitting.

  • @mortifidpenguin
    @mortifidpenguin 6 лет назад +18

    This video is a rollercoaster of emotions its got brooding , terror , joy and regret , love it

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 6 лет назад +19

    Fragmentation Grenade? Well, we know how Mike completed this.

  • @lukeaspland9500
    @lukeaspland9500 6 лет назад +11

    I like how they thought the kiwi was for a dog.

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 5 лет назад +12

      It is though. If you take the time to listen to all the conversations, she owns a real beast of a dog. They don't turn on the security system because when he runs around it identifies him as an intruder (no RFID chip to mark him as a friendly?) They tried locking him in the garage to keep him contained and he chewed through a couple of the tyres on Orson's SUV. They also think he killed a sheep down the road. Thankfully you never meet hell beast Max.
      On the subject of the conversations you can overhear, there is a great one between two guards. One is telling the other how he came here after things went bad at his last posting,in Colorado. Everyone important died, no alarms, no evidence, like death himself was stalking the place, he could've walked right by him and never known. As you walk by him, great fun.

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 6 лет назад +29

    I think the guy from Layers Of Fear is in this game... so many paintings.

    • @michiev
      @michiev 6 лет назад +4

      Oh my god, you're so right.

  • @RomnilWater
    @RomnilWater 6 лет назад +5

    I totally missed that you were supposed to use the barrel in the back of the truck as a distraction. Since I'm a packrat I just collected everything in the safe room so I lobbed one of the frat grenades to work as a distraction. Diana did say it needed to be loud.

    • @russchesley
      @russchesley 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah, those frat grenades are always so loud! With their party's and their homoerotic horseplay

    • @RomnilWater
      @RomnilWater 6 лет назад +4

      Wow I'm notoriously bad at typos at this point. Must have been all of those frag... oh i mean frat grenades I used over the weekends. too much partying and alcohol with the bros.

    • @russchesley
      @russchesley 6 лет назад

      @@RomnilWater haha same!

  • @connortee9755
    @connortee9755 6 лет назад +3

    Andy & Jane: “look at this wall of weapons”
    Me: full of regret that this is only one way to play & will never see what Mike does with all that.

  • @mrhedgebull1658
    @mrhedgebull1658 6 лет назад +6

    Andy: I missed the explosion.
    It's OK Andy, cool people don't look at explosions, they just walk away in slo-mo with the explosion in the background.
    :-)

  • @seagreen42
    @seagreen42 6 лет назад +15

    Uh.... "in out in out, shoot it all about" ....?! PHRASING!

    • @thegreatpineapple4425
      @thegreatpineapple4425 6 лет назад +1

      With these kinda lines, someday even Eurogamer might be dethroned.😅

  • @preciousrogue1833
    @preciousrogue1833 6 лет назад +25

    Agent 47 is the new Aquaman confirmed?

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 6 лет назад +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 you didn't think I'd get that JonTron reference, didja?

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 6 лет назад +2

      @@theblackbaron4119 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition ;)

  • @yorkshirepuddin_
    @yorkshirepuddin_ 6 лет назад +8

    Finally a time when you NEED to cause an explosion and Agent Mike isn't even involved

  • @kiaranaria7211
    @kiaranaria7211 6 лет назад +1

    This is my absolute favourite LP. The reaction from both of them as they see 47 in his bodypaint! XD It's cracking my up every single time!!!
    I watched this video at least 50 times, just because of that beginning.
    Love you guys. Keep up the fantastic work!

  • @kadenthorson5706
    @kadenthorson5706 6 лет назад +1

    Remember the girl on Paris at the red carpet spawn who is being recorded in front of the fountain? She is the girl on the news on TV. Cool little easter egg.

  • @zulubunsen9067
    @zulubunsen9067 6 лет назад +5

    As a side note: Hitman 2016 had sedative poison vial, it unlocked with Paris Mastery Level 11. Never used it.

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 6 лет назад +2

      Well it's stupid anyway. You have a certain goal in mind if you use emetic or lethal poison but sedative poison just knocks the target out. What if people are around? You can neither kill nor hide the person without getting in trouble. And if the target's alone it's just easier to use a lethal or sedative vial.

  • @thecatsaysmoo9274
    @thecatsaysmoo9274 6 лет назад +9

    I bet 47 also has a handful of nutmeg in his poison collection :)

  • @tompaine2709
    @tompaine2709 6 лет назад +7

    ...when you start staging a murder scene together..you may be getting a tad too immersed...

  • @sinfulgeek1721
    @sinfulgeek1721 6 лет назад +8

    could not stop laughing after you went and poisoned yourself in the bathroom.

  • @TheCarrot11
    @TheCarrot11 6 лет назад +3

    Screwy the Screwdriver thought he was out of the game for good, thought he could live his life and just drink away the screaming. But 47 showed up and told him he had one more job to do if he really wanted to be free.

  • @GarrettZa
    @GarrettZa 6 лет назад +3

    There was a silenced pistol in the panic room. Andy could've planted that gun and still recovered his own gun from the bedroom. Thus, the perfect crime scene could've remained perfect.

  • @recklessrex
    @recklessrex 6 лет назад +3

    I started the video and thought I was watching Layers of Fear for a second. Friggin nightmare paintings, man

  • @deweyware6446
    @deweyware6446 5 лет назад +1

    I like how Andy walked passed the silenced pistol on the wall on the way in and on the way out and never noticed 💀

  • @SamuelGeist
    @SamuelGeist 6 лет назад +2

    The Hawkes Bay region produces a rather lovely sauvignon blanc, 47 should do a vineyard tour while he's in our beautiful country!

  • @AngelBeatYunara
    @AngelBeatYunara 6 лет назад +3

    You knocked it out of the park once again! (Also knocked out 47, but details.)
    And there's a second silenced pistol in the saferoom. :P

  • @ClumsyByFact
    @ClumsyByFact 6 лет назад +12

    Here we go :)
    Really looking forward to this videos. Main reason why I bought hitman 2 is so I could compare my failings with theirs :D :D

  • @BiTheBooks
    @BiTheBooks 6 лет назад +5

    "Squeaky kiwi"?
    I think I like the sound of "squiwi" a tad more.

  • @recklessrex
    @recklessrex 6 лет назад +8

    I must be repressing something because I just played this level the other day and I do not remember those paintings being there...

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 6 лет назад

      I watched another replay, and there is a ton of stuff to do before you trigger the people phase by using the computer. As always in Hitman i guess.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 6 лет назад +1

      Also: It is possible to distract just the three guards around the exit boat without blowing stuff up.

    • @pdn561
      @pdn561 6 лет назад

      @@57thorns Spoilers?! That's the whole point of the game: Everything can be done a multitude of ways!

    • @recklessrex
      @recklessrex 6 лет назад

      @@57thorns yeah I know I did just about everything and went in every room, I just have no memory of that art. I also looked at the explosives and was like "nah I got enough stuff I won't need that." Ended up distracting the guards with coins and squeaky toys. And left with all my coins and squeaky toys

  • @Gariel2007
    @Gariel2007 5 лет назад +3

    "What is a man, but a pitiful collection of secrets...Poured into a wetsuit?"Andy 2018

  • @lanciferian
    @lanciferian 6 лет назад

    Zdzisław Beksiński (an artist whose name I'll never remember, but whose work is unmistakable) did that first painting in the video. His work is amazing and haunting. Andy would love him, lol.

  • @azuredragoon2054
    @azuredragoon2054 6 лет назад +2

    Diana's Go-Pro on Agent 47 is a satellite in space with a camera.

  • @xeagaort
    @xeagaort 6 лет назад

    “What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets.” Is the brood quote you were going for Andy.

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 6 лет назад +4

    Andy is the ultimate Hitman.... He poisoned himself!

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 6 лет назад +1

    Mike is going to enjoy helping himself to that armory.

  • @krys42091
    @krys42091 6 лет назад +1

    Worth it just to watch Andy inadvertently poison himself lol

  • @kamilpodryban
    @kamilpodryban 6 лет назад

    I fell in love in OutsideXbox because of Hitman playthroughs and I am beginning to think that another Hitman game was made specifically for these guys.

  • @voltzoen6262
    @voltzoen6262 6 лет назад +9

    Was katana the reason why Mike wasnt allowed to play this level of Hitman?

    • @ZillDiddlY
      @ZillDiddlY 6 лет назад +4

      and the white rubber duck you get for buying the game

  • @kmac169
    @kmac169 6 лет назад

    It's weird... I still have no desire whatsoever to play the Hitman games, but I can't stop watching the OxBox crew's videos of their gameplay and loving every minute of it. I particularly like the 3 ways to play videos with Andy's professional style playing the game the way it was meant to be played, Jane trying to be clever and sneaky but ultimately failing and having to wing it the rest of the way through, and Mike's "let's go blow something up" approach.

  • @doomburger8433
    @doomburger8433 4 года назад +1

    Did anyone see the target already in the room behind him facing out the window when they realized someone was “going to bed”?

  • @HeadHunter-mv2ht
    @HeadHunter-mv2ht 6 лет назад

    I love how they never once thought to take any of the various weapons presented to them in the panic room (that they had to of walked past a few times), including the second silenced pistol.

  • @recurvess9569
    @recurvess9569 6 лет назад +4

    That's a Jane pool! Aka, no ladder.

  • @mii6619
    @mii6619 6 лет назад +1

    "I should've thought of that.. Why didn't I think of that?!" The OXBOX crew mantra

  • @Nem01
    @Nem01 3 года назад

    Mr. Farrant talking about the bedroom 'They taking it in terms'. Sounds so wrong...
    'Oh, a squeekie. Is there a dog'... I already waited for 'Oh, that's not a dog-toy...'

  • @LiamDuke
    @LiamDuke 6 лет назад

    Jane's laugh from 11:29 is everything

  • @sneaksyranger
    @sneaksyranger Месяц назад

    It's always amusing at how abjectly terrified Andy is of causing noise.

  • @zanzibarwhite-
    @zanzibarwhite- 6 лет назад +1

    10;36 You could probably by standing next to that creepy ass painting. Theres no way anyone's looking over there

  • @bluejayfinch
    @bluejayfinch 6 лет назад +2

    Thought the title said 'Hawkeye' and I got excited.

  • @notoriousbmc1
    @notoriousbmc1 6 лет назад +1

    Guard 1: ? I...I think I just saw a shiny bald man with a barcode on his head...and he seemed to have a black, rubbery, shiny torso.
    Guard 2: Dude! You were warned not to use that bathroom. The ventilation system is screwed up...and lay off those cannabis cigarettes!

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 лет назад +6

    Of course 47 can't jump in the pool, he's wearing his suit.
    ...Wait a minute, he's wearing a WETsuit...

  • @sewed102
    @sewed102 6 лет назад +1

    47: Diana, I've got a brilliant idea. I'll poison the ventilation system, then watch as the target chokes.
    Diana: Erm, 47, won't you choke too?
    47: No, no, it'll be brilliant. I'll watch and **immediately dies**
    Diana: … **holds head in hands**

  • @stormtrooper996
    @stormtrooper996 6 лет назад

    Andy didn't look at the explosion... what a cool guy!

  • @jamma.77
    @jamma.77 4 года назад

    I finally got this game a few weeks ago. I got 4 Hitmans and (somehow) the Unseen Assassin achievement for shooting the target through a plate glasss window, then using a grenade as a distration to reach the boat.

  • @varunchaturvedi2581
    @varunchaturvedi2581 6 лет назад

    And the series begins. Can't wait for more!

  • @TheAssassin7983
    @TheAssassin7983 6 лет назад

    That panic room looks more like where mike would go in his free time

  • @Connoclear
    @Connoclear 6 лет назад +1

    As a New Zealander from Hawkes Bay. Here's me trying to pinpoint an exact location. It reminds me of Ocean Beach or Waimarama. So it was Agent 47 I saw

  • @danneko4308
    @danneko4308 6 лет назад +1

    All I’m saying is there was a safe room full of potential murder weapons you could have used to frame Orson. Hell, there were enough weapons there to literally create a frame around Orson!

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 6 лет назад +1

    There's a staircase that leads directly to the roof. They better hope it doesn't rain, that house is going to get soaked!

  • @BabyLeigh1993
    @BabyLeigh1993 6 лет назад +5

    The sedative poison was called Rata-pewie....thats my favourite new pun

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 лет назад +3

      Rata-Pewie was the emetic poison.

  • @WildfireMagni
    @WildfireMagni 6 лет назад +1

    Careful 47, there's wild Pokemon in the tall grass!

  • @Agamemnon2
    @Agamemnon2 6 лет назад

    Yay, I can finally watch an Oxbox Hitman 2 video, since I played this mission for the first time yesterday :D

  • @KOU-ZAI
    @KOU-ZAI 3 года назад

    That moment when you marvel at the interior and every bit of furnishing in this place... until you ran into her taste of paintings hanging on the bedroom walls.

  • @shahraihan4738
    @shahraihan4738 6 лет назад

    "I'm Jane and this is... Whoa! 47!"
    So it's true, Andy is 47 incarnate

  • @TheAngelScorn
    @TheAngelScorn 6 лет назад +1

    @outsidexbox The sedative poison isn't new. Hitman: No Subtitle had a sedative poison vial.

  • @zaqzilla1
    @zaqzilla1 6 лет назад +1

    You had a wall full of lethal weapons and you don't take any of them!? You disappoint me Jane and Andy.

  • @NisansaDdS
    @NisansaDdS 6 лет назад +2

    I am pretty sure if it was Mike playing, he would have collected all those weapons at 5:43

    • @scrodohbaggins7801
      @scrodohbaggins7801 6 лет назад

      A few of those weapons certainly would have useful for creating a distraction. Frag grenades, for example.

  • @AdamusPrime24
    @AdamusPrime24 6 лет назад

    "Don't go into the long grass!" Not because of Velociraptors...But because of Agent 47.

  • @Captain_Yesterday
    @Captain_Yesterday 6 лет назад +3

    Of course 47 didn't watch the exploding truck, cool guys don't look at explosions

  • @jamesaryan6517
    @jamesaryan6517 5 лет назад

    “They should see his head “ as his bald head shines in glorious hd

  • @anthonythanghe4755
    @anthonythanghe4755 4 года назад

    I just found out that in Hitman 2 (I am late to that party) in Hawkes Bay, if you step on the scale the weight reads ‘47’... even if you are dragging a body over it

  • @Zajirik
    @Zajirik 6 лет назад

    I highly recommend the Hollowed Ground opportunity in Columbia. The shaman outfit is the new fortune teller.

  • @rainbowmoon1461
    @rainbowmoon1461 6 лет назад

    I have to watch a Hitman 2 commercial before I can watch this Hitman 2 video.

  • @mariedaparellio5686
    @mariedaparellio5686 5 лет назад

    Jane: Get into the long grass!
    Me: No, 47, don't go into the long grass!!!!
    *velociraptor pounces on and eats 47*