This channel in a nutshell right here: Jane is undercover as a cameraman, setting up an elaborate 'accident', Andy is patiently tagging along with a printing crew waiting for the perfect moment to stealth kill his target, even if it takes him a million years to get there. Meanwhile Mike has got himself caught in a shoot out with a bunch of soldiers and is throwing pool balls at them in hopes that this will make them go away.
Agent 47- the world's most efficient assassin, with a spotless career made up of only the most elusive targets- caught after becoming distracted by a doorway of hanging beads. Authorities left baffled.
I love that Mike botched the first job tremendously, killing a load of soldiers in the process, then proceeded to get the stealthiest kill on the banker. What sorcery is this?
Mike wanted to stop the coup - so he took out their entire leadership corps, not just the head. Then he proceeded to surgically take out the single-person target. Really, he had the best run of all three. ;)
That, disturbingly, makes sense. If he did this for some kind of moral reasons. But 47 is supposed to be a targeted killing machine for hire, and it could well be the second in command of that movement who who ordered the hit.
@@57thorns even if he was. It doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure it's like a deposit. If the assassin fails, you get your money back. If not, they keep the money. 47 succeeded. And murdered the client. So he gets the money either way.
...until you remember it's a direct quote from Tomorrow Never Dies where Bond kills a guy by punching him into a printing press - that's a 19 year old joke, Andy, and from a pretty bad Bond film too ;)
I love the disparity. Jane: Immediately goes into deep cover, discards all conventional weapons, executes Ironic(?) Death utterly undetected. Andy: Waits patiently for the problem to resolve itself. Eventually puts problem in a box. Mike: Plays with beads and slides until belatedly remembering he is supposed to be an assassin, begins spraying bullets until they run out, conks someone on the head with a pool ball.
11:31 That right there is a perfect example of Mike's "stealth" vs Andy's stealth. Andy finds out how many guards there are and times his jump, so noone sees him, while Mike just jumps.
Mike and Andy are polar opposites while Jane is not nearly in the middle but more like a bit near Andy's side because she adapts to the situations handed to her.
I was hoping to see Jane's score at the end as well. I'm dying to know if she beat andy's score or not. I'm, strangely, not worried about her beating Mike....
He is only pretending to be a Janitor, He is actually the mastermind behind all the events of the episodes!!! Or these are all just random missions with no overall plot.....
Why do people think janitors aren't observant? Day in/out they spend huge swathes of time in the same place, seeing the same people... Who would notice someone suspicious faster than them?
Well done to all three of you in the first hit. Not sure who did the best though, Jane for an almost flawless performance? Mike for his incredible adaptability when things went bad? Or Andy for..."They'll print anything these days"? Who did better for their second hit? Jane for an almost flawless performance? Mike for a killer massage & photobomb? Or Andy for changing his outfit 40x & "I guess there was Norway he could have survived that fall, oh wait, Sweden *BLEEP*"?
Jane needed a makeup-artist disguise to deliver the perfect line on that interview kill. "Your hair could use a little work. Hold still while I apply some MOOSE!"
Mikes run, Going in and basically laying siege to a military compound with a 8 ball, sounds about right. Stealthily going in disguise and killing the target as quietly as possible, "Agent 47 report in for psych evaluation"
I like how the disguises you exit with kind of resemble your style of play: Jane exits as an elite soldier, Andy as an incognito janitor who isen't suspicious at all and Mike, as a massager, because why wouldn't he be one?
I love how the AI works in this game: *47 approaches security guard* Guard: "Sorry sir, you can't come in." *47 leaves, then returns several minutes later in a different outfit* Guard: "Come in, sir. You're wearing a different outfit, so you must be a completely different person from that guy who looks exactly like you that tried to get in just now."
I've been binge watching the Hitman game play and I have noticed 3 distinct styles of game play: Andy - usually smooth as silk. straightforward and efficient Jane - creative and innovative Mike - .....the most unluckiest gamer ever. Things always seem to fall apart for him causing him to have the lowest score because he has to resort to massacre mode to resolve EVERY situation. That poor, poor, gamer. XD.
3 Ways to Play. The Andy, Stealth it at all costs, Even letting himself die, The Jane, Stealth with no problems, however if something does go wrong, get creative and The Mike, Stealth for 3 seconds, Then Go Loud.
Andy with the crowbar, Jane with the coin, and Mike with the pool ball. A team of three people who just throwing random stuff to kill other people, what a team.
Mike's first hit may look messy, but the truth is he was just being smart. He eliminated the general, and all his men so that way no one can rise up and take his place. He was just thinking long term.
Andy I was unimpressed by your post-printing press murder quip, so I took it upon myself to write a few for you. *clears throat* "Those must have been the obituaries." "You wanted this in red, right?" (and my personal favourite) "I thought it was print media that was dead." Thank you, and try harder.
One thing you can take away from this is that its way more efficient to throw a billiards ball at someone's face to kill them than shooting them a dozen times with an assault rifle. And another thing that was fucked up is that sometimes the AI seems super on point like when the janitor was suspicious of the other janitor that he'd never seen but then other times it was awful like when the two guards were standing next to eachother when one of them fell over dead from a thrown crowbar or something the other guard didn't do anything. Is this a beta version or is the game available right now?
Love the idea of seeing you all playing it your own way, in sequence. Do you have any plans to do the same for Deus Ex Mankind Divided? There are often multiple paths, different ways to level, etc. in those games too. I'd watch that!
for the first time I can think of, mike actually has some good advice! "Don't smoke next to explosive barrels, this is a video game!" Is he getting, smarter? *Shivers
I have to say I'm impressed by Mike's run. Considering this isn't a shooter and you don't have much health or ammo, he tore through those guys like a boss.
If I was a Swedish embassy, I think I'd be in Sweden. Always happy to help, Andy. (I know it's a foreign embassy, and thus wouldn't be in Sweden, but I couldn't resist).
Technically, embassies count as part of their countries territory. So... you would be right, *(puts on best Alec Guinness voice)* from a certain point of view.
Aww, Mike must be crushed to find out that he missed an opportunity to feed someone to a piece of machinery! Also keep it up with the puns guys! They're hilarious even when they fail (especially when they fail - Andy's Norway pun was brilliant! )
Aaaahh..... I do love outside Xbox hitman videos, putting bodies in wood chippers, flattening people in printing presses. They really know how to properly dispose of bodies!
Interpol HQ: "Any record of the assassin?" "Well, he photobombed that selfie on the way out."
As well as a camera crew in Paris. There may... be a pattern here. Hmm.
This channel in a nutshell right here: Jane is undercover as a cameraman, setting up an elaborate 'accident', Andy is patiently tagging along with a printing crew waiting for the perfect moment to stealth kill his target, even if it takes him a million years to get there. Meanwhile Mike has got himself caught in a shoot out with a bunch of soldiers and is throwing pool balls at them in hopes that this will make them go away.
I think that's the story of their life
NASA's in trouble
Hahaha
You mean this video in a nutshell?
On the other hand:
Mike found the way to execute a perfect stealth kill on the Swede.
Totally out of character.
Agent 47- the world's most efficient assassin, with a spotless career made up of only the most elusive targets- caught after becoming distracted by a doorway of hanging beads. Authorities left baffled.
I love that Mike botched the first job tremendously, killing a load of soldiers in the process, then proceeded to get the stealthiest kill on the banker. What sorcery is this?
Mike wanted to stop the coup - so he took out their entire leadership corps, not just the head. Then he proceeded to surgically take out the single-person target. Really, he had the best run of all three. ;)
That, disturbingly, makes sense. If he did this for some kind of moral reasons. But 47 is supposed to be a targeted killing machine for hire, and it could well be the second in command of that movement who who ordered the hit.
@@57thorns even if he was. It doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure it's like a deposit. If the assassin fails, you get your money back. If not, they keep the money. 47 succeeded. And murdered the client. So he gets the money either way.
It is truly helpful that everyone in the world wears Agent 47's size.
@Prime Megalodon it's fine as long as they don't have boobs.
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*"Read the Sign! 'One size' 'fits all' put it together now. 'One size fits all!'."*
Andy does it stealthily.
Jane stumbles her way through it.
Mike leaves a trail of bodies.
That went pretty much exactly as expected.
dont forget, andy makes puns aswell
Ahh the Mike Channel school of stealth: you can't be seen if there's no one to see you...
And even if you have a silenced pistol and a Assault rifle, always throw Objekts with B, like Ball and Bust.
I love how mike turned it into a full on shooter
Pro CoD players. :)
Isn't that Mike's only strategy?
Mike is the best gamer in OX. Why? He can turn a mission in a stealth game into the no Russian level from cod mw.
Why do I feel like Mike is playing a different game than Andy and Jane?
cause he was he was playing stealth game where you're not actually stealthy simulator 2016
Hitman is a strategy game, mike just uses a different strategy (4 years late, i know)
Mike is playing call of duty Modern warfare 47
Andy and Jane are playing Chess. Mike is playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Andy is playing Hitman, Jane is playing Assassin's Creed, Mike is playing Doom
Why is Andy and Jane playing hitman and Mike playing the division? that's strange
lol
+redjh1994 Gay
+Bryan Wheelock Idiotic
Naplock Blubba Says "Naplock Blubba"
Bryan Wheelock
You used gay as an insult!
"Theres nor-way he survived that fall... wait its Sweden shit" - one of the best line ever
+Alex Copley Kyne Lol.
"This has gone badly wrong" sums up everytime Mike plays Hitman
I guess you could say he moved onto more PRESSING matters
lol good one
He really wanted his face on the front page?😕
Andy - no death can exist without pun this day. "Nor Way he could have survive that fall ... Loading ... Oh wait it's Sweden"
I'm late, BUT, Andy really disappointed me. He should have said, "Now, they're really making posters out of you! "
Three ways to play!
The Right Way, The Wrong Way and the Mike Channel Way!
Is that the wrong way, but faster?
Don't forget a bust!
even Andy dipped in to the Mike way, he hurled a crowbar at a dude's head AND pushed a person into a printing press (kinda like a wood chipper, eh?)
+outsidexbox TOTALLY! But how did you forget the bust? lol
No ways to play the right way the smart way and.... hm what is mike doing
"They'll Print anything These Days" greatest moment
Andy clearly adjusted his cufflinks after that one.
...until you remember it's a direct quote from Tomorrow Never Dies where Bond kills a guy by punching him into a printing press - that's a 19 year old joke, Andy, and from a pretty bad Bond film too ;)
The Norway pun almost made me choke from laughter
Imho, "Don't use that tone" was a much better pun.
Luke Taylor Oh wait, Sweden. Shit.
"Ah, I guess there was NORWAY he could've survived that fall... Oh wait Sweden. SH*T."
-Andy 2016
I love the disparity.
Jane: Immediately goes into deep cover, discards all conventional weapons, executes Ironic(?) Death utterly undetected.
Andy: Waits patiently for the problem to resolve itself. Eventually puts problem in a box.
Mike: Plays with beads and slides until belatedly remembering he is supposed to be an assassin, begins spraying bullets until they run out, conks someone on the head with a pool ball.
Only mike could make hitman look like call of duty
Mike has outdone himself, I've never seen a person actually turn Hitman into a full-fledged fps
That's the only way to play hitman, kill everybody who stand in your way
Andy, you could have said "He's all over the news these days"
+Sean Kelley Good one!
"What's black and white, and red all over?"
xD good one
11:31
That right there is a perfect example of Mike's "stealth" vs Andy's stealth.
Andy finds out how many guards there are and times his jump, so noone sees him, while Mike just jumps.
Pretty much sums up why I love these 3ways to play vids so much lol
Same
then what about Jane? we didn't even see her score.
Jane tends to just try to adapt to the situation.
Mike and Andy are opposites while Jane is just kinda stuck in the middle.
Mike and Andy are polar opposites while Jane is not nearly in the middle but more like a bit near Andy's side because she adapts to the situations handed to her.
I was hoping to see Jane's score at the end as well. I'm dying to know if she beat andy's score or not. I'm, strangely, not worried about her beating Mike....
me too
Brian Sipe same here bro
There's no way she could have beaten Andy, Zaydan's body got found.
Andy's Greatest enemy, The super observant Janitor
He is only pretending to be a Janitor,
He is actually the mastermind behind all the events of the episodes!!!
Or these are all just random missions with no overall plot.....
I hate that guy. I always want to kill him but that is not very stealthy
Why do people think janitors aren't observant? Day in/out they spend huge swathes of time in the same place, seeing the same people... Who would notice someone suspicious faster than them?
10:13 Well they do say print is a DYING medium.
Everyone is using this joke.
By my count @TheGreenSplat 1 was the first one to use it.
Well.... damn
It's a dead media
Well done to all three of you in the first hit. Not sure who did the best though, Jane for an almost flawless performance? Mike for his incredible adaptability when things went bad? Or Andy for..."They'll print anything these days"?
Who did better for their second hit? Jane for an almost flawless performance? Mike for a killer massage & photobomb? Or Andy for changing his outfit 40x & "I guess there was Norway he could have survived that fall, oh wait, Sweden *BLEEP*"?
The casual photobomb was flawless...
Jane needed a makeup-artist disguise to deliver the perfect line on that interview kill.
"Your hair could use a little work. Hold still while I apply some MOOSE!"
I thought he was bald.(Not talking about agent 47)
deadly and punny, nice combo
+Ian Johnson Claus? No, Claus had hair.
@@ianmjohnson blonde
"Its not really a satire on banking as much as a moose."
"It's like being touched by an octopus." I'm concerned that there may be a story here...
And even if there wasn't, someone will create one eventually...
Anne Elk
Oh, now you've given me ideas...
H E N T A I H A V E N
When andy was attempting to make a joke, was he pressed for time? Mwahahahaha.
lol
would you like to hear a joke that would work in that situation?
And that was a classic james bond kill joke too!
You could say "that's all she wrote"
I love how Andy and Jane introduce the mission with lots of facts and Mike just calls to it as a "cool murder holiday"
allright note to self never let mike give me a massage
lol ikr
I wrote that note a long time ago :)
yeah, 2 days is a long time
Stop the presses!
No, seriously, stop the presses. There's a body in here.
The general is under so much PRESSURE these days, his jokes really fall FLAT... Yours was MINT though! ;)
Alex that’s all old news
"they'll print anything these days." BEST. LINE. EVER. Nice one Andy
Once again Hitman shows us the three assassination methods Ninja, "cheese it" and Mike.
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
11:30-11:45 sums up the main difference between Andy and Mike perfectly.
Mikes run,
Going in and basically laying siege to a military compound with a 8 ball, sounds about right.
Stealthily going in disguise and killing the target as quietly as possible,
"Agent 47 report in for psych evaluation"
Andy would make a great Overwatch DLC character with the crowbar face lob ultimate
Ha lol that would be great
q would be throw a pool ball, e would be throw a moose
Andy's crowbar face-lob is probably the closest will ever come to Half-Life 3.
Devlin Burgess half-life 3 mentioned in third reply=Half-life 3 confirmed!!!
What was Jane's score?
It was 911111
I like how the disguises you exit with kind of resemble your style of play:
Jane exits as an elite soldier,
Andy as an incognito janitor who isen't suspicious at all and
Mike, as a massager, because why wouldn't he be one?
"They'll print anything these days!"
You deserve a medal, Andy.
,,They´ll print anything these day, OH WAIT SOMEONE IS COMING IN!!!"
Andy´s one liners are amazing XD
I love Mike's way. "Kill everything. Then kill it some more." Not always effective, perhaps, but always the right way.
Mikes back as 47 worlds best hitman is back. HAY WHAT WAS JANES SCORE?????????????
The important thing to take away from Mike's first hit is that at least the target was assassinated. In the end. Along with about fifty other people.
The one time I played Hitman (Absolution?) The only way I could do it was the Mike way...
I love how the AI works in this game:
*47 approaches security guard*
Guard: "Sorry sir, you can't come in."
*47 leaves, then returns several minutes later in a different outfit*
Guard: "Come in, sir. You're wearing a different outfit, so you must be a completely different person from that guy who looks exactly like you that tried to get in just now."
Also a guard just disappears.
Well with the right disguise you can get away with putting rat poison in drinks and food in Paris
I've been binge watching the Hitman game play and I have noticed 3 distinct styles of game play:
Andy - usually smooth as silk. straightforward and efficient
Jane - creative and innovative
Mike - .....the most unluckiest gamer ever. Things always seem to fall apart for him causing him to have the lowest score because he has to resort to massacre mode to resolve EVERY situation. That poor, poor, gamer. XD.
3 Ways to Play. The Andy, Stealth it at all costs, Even letting himself die, The Jane, Stealth with no problems, however if something does go wrong, get creative and The Mike, Stealth for 3 seconds, Then Go Loud.
It would be funny if it turned out that Mike did the whole "an octopus is touching me" thing whenever he encounters beads in real life.
preschool Mike making a bead necklace in class: "An octopus is touching me!" xD
Andy with the crowbar, Jane with the coin, and Mike with the pool ball. A team of three people who just throwing random stuff to kill other people, what a team.
Mike's first hit may look messy, but the truth is he was just being smart. He eliminated the general, and all his men so that way no one can rise up and take his place. He was just thinking long term.
I feel like Mike was finally understanding stealth roles recently - and now this...this massacre...
10:13 Literally a James Bond quote here, from Tomorrow Never Dies. I surely hope that was intentional..
Andy I was unimpressed by your post-printing press murder quip, so I took it upon myself to write a few for you.
*clears throat*
"Those must have been the obituaries."
"You wanted this in red, right?"
(and my personal favourite)
"I thought it was print media that was dead."
Thank you, and try harder.
I always love these 3 ways to kill
I love how Mike makes a point to turn around and walk back down the stairs just to enjoy those bead physics. Never change, Mike. Never change.
One thing you can take away from this is that its way more efficient to throw a billiards ball at someone's face to kill them than shooting them a dozen times with an assault rifle. And another thing that was fucked up is that sometimes the AI seems super on point like when the janitor was suspicious of the other janitor that he'd never seen but then other times it was awful like when the two guards were standing next to eachother when one of them fell over dead from a thrown crowbar or something the other guard didn't do anything. Is this a beta version or is the game available right now?
Available
Ahahhaha it's like real life. As close as you can get
highly paid Janitor vs underpaid Guard. one goes above and beyond, the other one doesnt care
When he killed him with the printer, I thought he was going to say "I guess he had a PRESSING engagement"
Love the idea of seeing you all playing it your own way, in sequence. Do you have any plans to do the same for Deus Ex Mankind Divided? There are often multiple paths, different ways to level, etc. in those games too. I'd watch that!
We did the same for Dishonored in the past, so yeah, why not!
Awesome! I'm going to head back and watch the Dishonored vids, you guys are great.
+outsidexbox Will you be doing it again for Dishonored 2 because that would be fantastic
That broke down so quickly into Andy screws up and keeps his cool, Jane quietly kills everyone, and Mike screws up, and shoots everyone. Hillarious!
Can we have an Oxbox series dedicated to Andy's murder puns?
Been waiting for this video as soon as the Marrakesh level was released! Can't wait for the next three missions!
National animal irony is highly a-moose-ing.
Just...just stop
+Aramiro I'd start saying puns, but I don't have the right koala-fications
+Aramiro sorry, I guess I was lion
+Aramiro Are my animal puns getting boaring?
+Aramiro That's the seal-iest I've ever heard
But..... What about Jane? What's her score?
I know right I wanted to see
Andy! You could've said "I guess print IS dead,"
all the thumbs up
Or what's black and white and "red" all over. You are
"All the yous that's fit to print."
I loved the invader zim reference, with the "room with a moose" kill
mike went from hitman to the division pretty fast
😂😂😂I love these videos! I love how Andy is the sneaky one, Mike is the loudest one, and Jane is kinda in the middle. keep it coming guys!!
Getting punched in the butt, and then my neck snapped. That's how I want to go.
"Choketown! Population: you!" is the funniest thing I've heard all week.
"They'll print anything these days"'
Don't worry Andy, I laughed.
Mike is slowly devolving into a kill everything run for Hitman.
for the first time I can think of, mike actually has some good advice! "Don't smoke next to explosive barrels, this is a video game!" Is he getting, smarter? *Shivers
I want a bond movie where he is made quite early on by a janitor and he just keeps running into this guy
I watch it
I have to say I'm impressed by Mike's run. Considering this isn't a shooter and you don't have much health or ammo, he tore through those guys like a boss.
The last thoughts that cameraman had before going unconscious were "Ooh! Toilet coins!" and "wait...why do I want toilet coins?"
If I was a Swedish embassy, I think I'd be in Sweden. Always happy to help, Andy. (I know it's a foreign embassy, and thus wouldn't be in Sweden, but I couldn't resist).
Technically, embassies count as part of their countries territory. So... you would be right, *(puts on best Alec Guinness voice)* from a certain point of view.
+messybark cool. Thank you, I was not aware of that. My joke works now.
looks like you had a *puts on sunglasses* printer jam. YAHHHHAAAAAAAA
Good one
I really love this series; wouldn't mind seeing more of this game
But what did Jane get?
She probably did the best out of the 3 and due to embarrassment they skip it
+luis alfonso They'd only be embarrassed if Mike did the best.
You guys are absolutely hilarious. I love these hitman videos.
This week on "Janitor vs. Janitor"
Finally, i've been waiting for you guys to play it.
It looks like Andy has met his Arch-Nemesis... THE OBSERVANT JANITOR!
dun-dun-duuuun
All three seem to really be having fun. But Jane is just so adorable in her gleeful play style.
Andy you should've said his death will be MARKED in history when you pushed him in the printer
Ha. I love how Andy and Mike always contrast each other. One is by the book, one is an out of the Oxbox thinker...pretty punny.
What did Jane get?
Aww, Mike must be crushed to find out that he missed an opportunity to feed someone to a piece of machinery!
Also keep it up with the puns guys! They're hilarious even when they fail (especially when they fail - Andy's Norway pun was brilliant! )
How about "I'd stick around, but I'm PRESSED for time"!
Mike playing with the beads and testing "bead physics" just gave me a good morning laugh.
This must be the part of Marrakech where everyone has American accents
Bead physics. Mike mucking around hilarious
"You can stop protesting now, guys. I killed him; it's fine. I mean, someone killed him; it's fine. I mean, it was an accident; it's fine" xD
Back in 2021 for Bead Physics. ...and to rewatch the entire Hitman playlist. Some of my favorite stuff on this channel!
"I guess there was NORWAY he could have survived that fall! Oh wait, Sweden. ****."
Aaaahh..... I do love outside Xbox hitman videos, putting bodies in wood chippers, flattening people in printing presses. They really know how to properly dispose of bodies!
I guess Mike's massage was to die for. I'm sorry
Mike is my kind of guy!!! we have the exact same approach when it comes to stealth, either do it grudgingly, or kick the front door.
Bead Physics simulator 2016
Playing with your beads again? Stop being an ass...
Fuck yeah