Preston: I'll eat my hat if Terrance is my son. Me: How would you like your hat, fricasseed, fried, baked, broiled, grilled, or oven roasted? Spices won't be added to the hat. Preston: Crap.
In a mystery series I read as a teenager there was a character who said she’ll eat her hat. She paid for a really fancy cake that looked like a hat British royalty would wear.
Anybody else saw the rabbit when she was going to tell him she’s pregnant and momentarily thought they were going to cgi the rabbit “dying”? I haven’t heard anybody use “The rabbit died” to say they were pregnant in many years. I don’t know if that term is even used anymore.
In this case there should also be a maternity test. The doctor said that the newborn had another blood type than the one the five-year-old has. There could have been a switch of babies at the hospital. Could have even been an intentional switch by Joyce.
alternative ending: Preston tried to sue Jessica for 'cheating' demanding a large amount of money saying “I am a lawyer so fighting me in court will be a losing battle" in court, the judge asked what evidence that supports his claim, he proudly showed the different blood types saying this single piece is enough for proof, the judge quickly told him that different blood types is not proof of an affair and asked for more evidence that back his claims. Jessica's lawyer even asked Preston if he saw his client with another man. Preston still insists that the different blood types are more than enough proof, so the Judge asked him to do a blood test with his own mother. Preston and Joyce confidently did the blood test thinking it will prove that Jessica was cheating and their faces fell in shock when the test revealed that Preston and Joyce had different blood types. Preston still believes that Jessica was cheating and finally did the paternity test to cling on that small hope that he was right. The test results proved Terrance WAS Preston's son which results in the last of his ego deflated. Jessica later filed for divorce which the judge granted and Preston was demanded to pay child support, Joyce not wanting to be separated from a grandchild she longfully wanted, attempted to snatch Terrance in the court room and was detained by the guards. The judge also deemed Preston's behavior to be unprofessional for a lawyer and had his Lawyer's linesce revoked. Neighbors began talking about the mother and son duo who lost the rights to visit Terrance and his job over thinking blood types were proof of infidelity
Fun fact: children can have different blood types than their parents. Preston's a complete fool and based on how he was quick to assume she cheated, I wouldn't be surprised if he was cheating.
First, I LOVE that you didn't pull any punches in the dialog! I may have been a bit more CRUDE in telling them off. "Listen here you worn-out-old-cave-troll, you can take your sudden "grandmother-ship" and F-OFF or FLY-OFF on your BROOM!" "As for YOU, you brain-dead, sorry excuse for a "man", you DO know that your siring of a child is nearly IMPOSSIBLE with your... LITTLE problem, don't you? You should be RELIEVED and AMAZED that the ONE SPERM made it successfully! It's a true MIRACLE with your SIZE issue!" I would say both LOUDLY, and PROUDLY in as PUBLIC a place as I could find! (Like church!) THANK YOU for the HILARIOUS story today! I almost snorted my coffee out of my NOSE!
Preston wasn't interested in the truth, he was only interested in being "right." He probably clung on to this infidelity crap because he wanted an excuse to skip out on his marriage and obligation to be a father. Or he was tainted by his psycho mommy.
I hate the term "Knocked up" to me it implies that it was by like a one-night stand or casual sex, and not from a loving relationship or of a marriage.
Think of it this way: If OP’s son is not fathered by Preston, then she is a version of the Second Coming. And, mother and son should be far more respectful to a child fathered by The Almighty.
You don't though. Type O parent has two O genes. Type AB has a type A gene and a type B gene. Each contribute one of those (there IS a rare cis AB state, which is a super rare crossover event where both A and B genes are on a single chromosome so they can ACTUALLY be AB/O) so the offspring is either A(O) or B(O). You share your bloodtype with your parents. What would be unlikely, but not impossible, would be if you were O.
14:51 From my very little knowledge of biology and his own logic, wouldn't that have to mean he couldn't have been HER son either? So switched at birth??? 😅😅
I really hate when the 'I'm done with you' part is at the very end and the whole video is verbal abuse😒 Like, couldn't the paternity test happened earlier
He’s 💯 cheating. He’s projecting his own behavior onto the mother of his child. He’s emotionally immature and useless AF. I’d never forgive him or that grandma
When she said the doctor told them the kid was A+ when he was born but then he was B+ when he got hurt I figured it was going to turn out the kid got switched at the hospital. When she was telling her husband to take a paternity test I thought they both needed to take one.
Again, with this "hospital needs a guardian" stuff? 😅 the only times a hospital requires a guardian is if a person is a minor or not in their right mind. They may require a driver after a procedure. But, they don't require a guardian for every single patient.
I mean he clearly wasn't of his right mind .. Okay serious response incoming. These are usually written in spam counties where the laws are different. Some countries require a separate decision maker because a contract with someone on prescription medications can't always be upheld. This leaves the hospital in huge liability if anything goes wrong. If there's another responsible party involved they can argue they weren't the ones who made the decisions on behalf of the patient. There have been people who pass away because no one is there to sign for certain types of surgery. It's just a way of getting the responsibility shifted
You carry one gene from each parent. But dominant genes control the outcome. So I am O so I only have two O genes. But my daughter has B from her dad yet could only get O from me…but B is dominant so she is B but carries the O gene from me. So her kids could get either gene from her. You cannot assume you children will match you precisely. But interesting my daughter and I are both negative but her father is positive which is dominant so how…well because he passes only one of his two genes so he must possess a neg and a positive gene…and she got a negative matching mine. So you need to understand you only get half of each parents genes.
Then your spouse is likely A or B. Simple blood type genetics are basic subjects in biology. There ARE exceptions (always are), but other comments on here like "Me and my spouse are O- and our kid is AB+" require so much exceptional stuff to happen that it is absolutely more likely that their kid got switched in the hospital.
Do you not realise that people CAN have different blood types? I'm O+ my partner is O+ and our son is AB-. My mother in law tried that blood type crap, but DNA proved we are both his parents. (We knew. We wanted to shut her up)!
The new born baby looks like none of the parents. Obviously the baby must have been switched then. Sarcasm of course. Newborns don't even look like themselves for fucks sake. Babies don't start looking like themselves for a long time for some. I've seen a lot of baby pics of my baby brother and don't even look like the same person, yet somehow think they should look like their parent. Let alone the dad of all people. I'm sorry but if I'm the one carrying the baby for 9 months that baby better look like me not the dad. I'm glad I look like my mom cuz ew
OKAY there's only A+ A- B+ B- O O - and AB+and AB- so those are the blood types and not any of them have a thing to do with DNA. So the guy with all the different blood type kids needs a DNA test
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Preston: I'll eat my hat if Terrance is my son.
Me: How would you like your hat, fricasseed, fried, baked, broiled, grilled, or oven roasted? Spices won't be added to the hat.
Preston: Crap.
In a mystery series I read as a teenager there was a character who said she’ll eat her hat. She paid for a really fancy cake that looked like a hat British royalty would wear.
Anybody else saw the rabbit when she was going to tell him she’s pregnant and momentarily thought they were going to cgi the rabbit “dying”? I haven’t heard anybody use “The rabbit died” to say they were pregnant in many years. I don’t know if that term is even used anymore.
Even if it is proven that Terrance is Preston's son ...divorce divorce divorce
As a lawyer, he knows that the court will compel him to get a paternity test, and that is THE answer! He's just immature and stupid.
In this case there should also be a maternity test. The doctor said that the newborn had another blood type than the one the five-year-old has. There could have been a switch of babies at the hospital. Could have even been an intentional switch by Joyce.
😂 I love OP! She really told them off!
I have never and would never call a child a bastard. I might have called my ex that a few times behind his back.
"Practically a genius" no sir, you are a complete dingus😑
Well he is a genius in his mommy’s eyes. Remember, even mommy cockroache said its babies are beautiful 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
So stupid - I have 3 sons - each with different blood types, none with the same as me. B+, AB+, and O-. Same father. I was there.
You have a o- kid that is one rare kid to have that blood type
So your wife's blood type is AB?
@@chiensyangor one parent is heterozygous AO and the other is heterozygous BO. There’s a few combos.
@chiensyang no mine is A-, my ex husband is B+
AB can't produce O
@@chiensyang
Please, please, eat your hat, Preston! I want to watch!
alternative ending: Preston tried to sue Jessica for 'cheating' demanding a large amount of money saying “I am a lawyer so fighting me in court will be a losing battle"
in court, the judge asked what evidence that supports his claim, he proudly showed the different blood types saying this single piece is enough for proof, the judge quickly told him that different blood types is not proof of an affair and asked for more evidence that back his claims. Jessica's lawyer even asked Preston if he saw his client with another man. Preston still insists that the different blood types are more than enough proof, so the Judge asked him to do a blood test with his own mother.
Preston and Joyce confidently did the blood test thinking it will prove that Jessica was cheating and their faces fell in shock when the test revealed that Preston and Joyce had different blood types. Preston still believes that Jessica was cheating and finally did the paternity test to cling on that small hope that he was right. The test results proved Terrance WAS Preston's son which results in the last of his ego deflated.
Jessica later filed for divorce which the judge granted and Preston was demanded to pay child support, Joyce not wanting to be separated from a grandchild she longfully wanted, attempted to snatch Terrance in the court room and was detained by the guards. The judge also deemed Preston's behavior to be unprofessional for a lawyer and had his Lawyer's linesce revoked.
Neighbors began talking about the mother and son duo who lost the rights to visit Terrance and his job over thinking blood types were proof of infidelity
I enjoyed reading your piece 😊
@mammameow185 thanks
Sounds like Preston wanted a divorce. Such an arrogant man.
After he said all that, she seriously thought he’d pick up the kid? She should divorce him despite what the test proves
Fun fact: children can have different blood types than their parents.
Preston's a complete fool and based on how he was quick to assume she cheated, I wouldn't be surprised if he was cheating.
That, or he was hell-bent on running away from his responsibilities with the help of mommy dearest.
Who was watching Terrance when Mum was out and Daddy burst in to Terrance's room and behaved horribly?
First, I LOVE that you didn't pull any punches in the dialog! I may have been a bit more CRUDE in telling them off. "Listen here you worn-out-old-cave-troll, you can take your sudden "grandmother-ship" and F-OFF or FLY-OFF on your BROOM!" "As for YOU, you brain-dead, sorry excuse for a "man", you DO know that your siring of a child is nearly IMPOSSIBLE with your... LITTLE problem, don't you? You should be RELIEVED and AMAZED that the ONE SPERM made it successfully! It's a true MIRACLE with your SIZE issue!" I would say both LOUDLY, and PROUDLY in as PUBLIC a place as I could find! (Like church!) THANK YOU for the HILARIOUS story today! I almost snorted my coffee out of my NOSE!
Preston wasn't interested in the truth, he was only interested in being "right." He probably clung on to this infidelity crap because he wanted an excuse to skip out on his marriage and obligation to be a father. Or he was tainted by his psycho mommy.
Thank you iTextPro for indirectly teaching us about genetics. I love these types of videos! ❤❤❤
7:41 The mum is asking if the baby is Preston’s.Makes me think Mrs H cheated and Preston might not be her husband’s! 😅 let’s see.
I hate the term "Knocked up" to me it implies that it was by like a one-night stand or casual sex, and not from a loving relationship or of a marriage.
Well with a "mommy" like that of course he would turn out stupid...she was the first to say the baby wasn't his
Why argue about a dna test if he's so sure about yourself?
Just do the dna & blood type to "PROVE" her wrong!!!
Pretend that your mommy told you to sign the divorce papers, lol 😝
Why go through all this instead of just taking hairs from his brush for the paternity test?
Hi from Australia..... love these guys they work so well together. Also loved the story ❤
2 years later Terrance is 5 years old? Arrgghghhhhhhhhhhhhh
The math ain't mathing! 🤣🤣
Why does he need to go to an orphanage if they are going to split up?
Because the MIL is crazy
Monster in law craziness and utter stupidity.
Why do these guys go out drinking with their friends so much? With near term pregnancies?
Think of it this way: If OP’s son is not fathered by Preston, then she is a version of the Second Coming. And, mother and son should be far more respectful to a child fathered by The Almighty.
She should have gotten the divorce before the test. Then no arguments.
Why did Op continue talking to the husband and mil. She prolonged her son being abused.
At least the rabbits are cute
36:47 who heard this S bomb coming?
I'm B positive. My mom is O positive and my dad was AB positive. So it's very possible to have a different blood type from the parents.
You don't though. Type O parent has two O genes. Type AB has a type A gene and a type B gene. Each contribute one of those (there IS a rare cis AB state, which is a super rare crossover event where both A and B genes are on a single chromosome so they can ACTUALLY be AB/O) so the offspring is either A(O) or B(O). You share your bloodtype with your parents. What would be unlikely, but not impossible, would be if you were O.
In school they reach us that if bout parents are A positive child will be A or O is this right or not @@darkamora5123
Oooo they said bad wurds (and yes I meant to spell words like that)
This story would be at least ten minutes shorter if a little common sense were injected into it.
If Preston was the ONLY man she was with, Preston should know.
14:51 From my very little knowledge of biology and his own logic, wouldn't that have to mean he couldn't have been HER son either? So switched at birth??? 😅😅
I really hate when the 'I'm done with you' part is at the very end and the whole video is verbal abuse😒
Like, couldn't the paternity test happened earlier
He’s 💯 cheating. He’s projecting his own behavior onto the mother of his child. He’s emotionally immature and useless AF. I’d never forgive him or that grandma
When she said the doctor told them the kid was A+ when he was born but then he was B+ when he got hurt I figured it was going to turn out the kid got switched at the hospital. When she was telling her husband to take a paternity test I thought they both needed to take one.
My dad’s first wife thought I wasn’t his because my blood type is B+.
He’s O- and my mom is AB+.
What the hell does being smart have to do with looks? 33:44
I had to take 6 tests to prove to my ex that false positives are not a normal occurrence nor does it matter if it’s in the morning when you take it
Blood tests are ok, however a dna test is much more reliable to determine parentage.
I hope it cones out that the G-Ma cheated
FYI education isn’t genetic
I'm A+ and my ex is 0 something. My daughter is A+.
Another reason to do dna test on newborn
Preston never heared about rececive (sorry if uncorreclty written) genes?
Recessive genes
(I'm pretty sure that's how it's spelled
Again, with this "hospital needs a guardian" stuff? 😅 the only times a hospital requires a guardian is if a person is a minor or not in their right mind. They may require a driver after a procedure. But, they don't require a guardian for every single patient.
I mean he clearly wasn't of his right mind ..
Okay serious response incoming.
These are usually written in spam counties where the laws are different.
Some countries require a separate decision maker because a contract with someone on prescription medications can't always be upheld.
This leaves the hospital in huge liability if anything goes wrong.
If there's another responsible party involved they can argue they weren't the ones who made the decisions on behalf of the patient.
There have been people who pass away because no one is there to sign for certain types of surgery. It's just a way of getting the responsibility shifted
You carry one gene from each parent. But dominant genes control the outcome. So I am O so I only have two O genes. But my daughter has B from her dad yet could only get O from me…but B is dominant so she is B but carries the O gene from me. So her kids could get either gene from her. You cannot assume you children will match you precisely. But interesting my daughter and I are both negative but her father is positive which is dominant so how…well because he passes only one of his two genes so he must possess a neg and a positive gene…and she got a negative matching mine. So you need to understand you only get half of each parents genes.
Me and my son has the same blood type AB+
Then your spouse is likely A or B.
Simple blood type genetics are basic subjects in biology. There ARE exceptions (always are), but other comments on here like "Me and my spouse are O- and our kid is AB+" require so much exceptional stuff to happen that it is absolutely more likely that their kid got switched in the hospital.
If she is A+ & he 0-, there is no way the son B+. He'd be either A or O, B doesn't factor in
Do you not realise that people CAN have different blood types? I'm O+ my partner is O+ and our son is AB-. My mother in law tried that blood type crap, but DNA proved we are both his parents. (We knew. We wanted to shut her up)!
You need to go back to high school health class. It is entirely possible for an a+ and o- to have a b blood type baby.
@@Ronin.Samurai It is technically possible through mutation.
It is technically possible through mutation.
@@Mamacat1357 looks like you need to go back to health class in high school as well. Mutation has nothing to do with it. Do some research
DNA test
The new born baby looks like none of the parents. Obviously the baby must have been switched then. Sarcasm of course. Newborns don't even look like themselves for fucks sake. Babies don't start looking like themselves for a long time for some. I've seen a lot of baby pics of my baby brother and don't even look like the same person, yet somehow think they should look like their parent. Let alone the dad of all people. I'm sorry but if I'm the one carrying the baby for 9 months that baby better look like me not the dad. I'm glad I look like my mom cuz ew
OKAY there's only
A+ A- B+ B- O O - and AB+and AB- so those are the blood types and not any of them have a thing to do with DNA. So the guy with all the different blood type kids needs a DNA test