Why do Star Wars shows stink SO BAD??? PYEW

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

Комментарии • 122

  • @BubbleFish-hp7is
    @BubbleFish-hp7is 9 месяцев назад +94

    ‘ farts are a common thing ‘. Best opening to a video ever

  • @lbmachine
    @lbmachine 9 месяцев назад +23

    "So if you havnt seen these shows consider me jealous" Real 😂

  • @Ghostkillaz
    @Ghostkillaz 9 месяцев назад +12

    Bro was gone for 5 months and in his first proper video back, his first words are "farts are a common thing", this why I love you 😂😂

  • @T_0_R_P_0_D
    @T_0_R_P_0_D 9 месяцев назад +16

    The ass pain cannot be undone...

    • @t0m0ka85
      @t0m0ka85 9 месяцев назад

      🤓🙄

    • @T_0_R_P_0_D
      @T_0_R_P_0_D 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@t0m0ka85😊

  • @dexx222
    @dexx222 9 месяцев назад +17

    My glorious king with another upload. You are feeding us well my lord.

  • @Ali3li7721
    @Ali3li7721 9 месяцев назад +5

    The intro got Batman scratching his head. Also Edging to you rn.

  • @Prosmos1
    @Prosmos1 9 месяцев назад +10

    Every one of you’re videos is a damn hit man. Keep up the quality work.

  • @JOMAX_71
    @JOMAX_71 9 месяцев назад +30

    The intro is a fucking masterpiece

    • @its-clanker
      @its-clanker 9 месяцев назад +1

      Jomax u were a toxic areal to me once... And u got destoyed as as a max anakin lol whyd u tbagg anyway? Got a video on my yt Chanel so thats proof u tbagged and later got destoyed by a level 233 maul and u were MAX anakin

    • @JOMAX_71
      @JOMAX_71 9 месяцев назад

      @@its-clanker You proly did something too if i teambagged but anyway its alr, just a game and im sorry if pressing l2 hurt u so much so as to upload killing a random guy and desparately wanting to message him and let him know u killed his max hero. Have a nice day

    • @its-clanker
      @its-clanker 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@JOMAX_71 didnt hurt me just made me and my clan laugh. Also no all i did was be grievous destroy u guys and i guess u got mad and when u killed me u tbagged but then on the ship phase u died as max ani then 5 minutes later died again but as obi😂

    • @JOMAX_71
      @JOMAX_71 9 месяцев назад

      @@its-clanker k congrats to u and your 4 man squad, nobody cares

    • @its-clanker
      @its-clanker 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@JOMAX_71 clearly u care enough to respond every time😂

  • @Quick-Gun-999
    @Quick-Gun-999 9 месяцев назад +6

    Wait he wasn’t joking about uploading?!😂 love to see it

  • @mmmmythical
    @mmmmythical 9 месяцев назад +5

    Andor?? 👀 also welcome back my guy looking forward to seeing where the channel goes from here

  • @jacklayne8137
    @jacklayne8137 7 дней назад

    7:52 bro really does live in Detroit😭😭😭

  • @DaveMaguire
    @DaveMaguire 9 месяцев назад +1

    I don't agree with your take on Kenobi. Everything else is spot on. Kenobi was a war hero, yes. However, bro suffered the loss of constant war, the end of the Jedi Order (everything he knew since childhood), and the betrayal of his best friend/student. His PTSD and survivor's guilt makes sense with the context we've seen him endure in the Prequels and Clone Wars. War veterans can suffer PTSD and still be war heroes because war is cruel. Kenobi is tasked with protecting Luke and doesn't want to attract the Empire's attention. Kenobi saving the other child of Anakin also makes sense because Leia is just as important as Luke. And everything with Vader was handled really well imo. This show is far from perfect, but Kenobi's arc was consistent.

  • @guruzilla5163
    @guruzilla5163 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing better than to come back from school and edge to Vorpal

  • @Dwayne_LaFontant
    @Dwayne_LaFontant 9 месяцев назад +2

    I just woke up from that Nauseous gas and now I’m here

  • @carlchristopher7015
    @carlchristopher7015 9 месяцев назад +3

    Yo what do you think about andor?

  • @scraylix
    @scraylix 9 месяцев назад +1

    this video made me fucking bust everywhere 10/10

  • @bigheck143
    @bigheck143 9 месяцев назад

    Shows like ANDOR and The jedi series, even the new deadpool movie have to fight against Disney to make something good.
    It's a miracle that rogue one was any good.

  • @Ben-rq7he
    @Ben-rq7he 9 месяцев назад +1

    Divorced the wife because she tried to kiss me while I was watching this

  • @canadianrage5224
    @canadianrage5224 9 месяцев назад

    Every Star Wars show honestly just looks low production. The quality has dipped the more of these shows they try and push out. Disney should’ve just stuck to Star Wars movies, and animated shows.

  • @Baconman212
    @Baconman212 9 месяцев назад

    Words cannot describe the horror of Star Wars Disney plus

  • @FanStam-tf5kz
    @FanStam-tf5kz 5 месяцев назад

    What do you think about the acolyte?

  • @beau.007
    @beau.007 9 месяцев назад +3

    Opinion on andor?

  • @ExisttyPSN
    @ExisttyPSN 9 месяцев назад +3

    Our king has returned 😱🐐. loving the gameplay in the background that grevious & maul combo sure is a scary one to face 😂 @1:15
    edit: the iden & dooku combo is scary as well 😂

  • @overtimenoverdue
    @overtimenoverdue 9 месяцев назад

    Vorpal have you read the Thrawn books

  • @Rcmorbin
    @Rcmorbin 9 месяцев назад

    Vorpal what is your opinion on the bad batch show?

  • @isucktrustme8672
    @isucktrustme8672 9 месяцев назад

    this opening is too good lmao. i love this channel

  • @Prosmos1
    @Prosmos1 9 месяцев назад +1

    my god yes we’re back in business

  • @TheRealCrusader
    @TheRealCrusader 9 месяцев назад

    The empire stroke back

  • @finncoleman4570
    @finncoleman4570 9 месяцев назад

    "It's safe to say that Star Wars will be in the hands of Disney for a long time. That is until I get my hands on $65 billion." LET'S START SELLING ORGANS AND GIVING THE STAR WARS GOAT HIMSELF THE MONEY FELLAS

  • @jacksonjennings8728
    @jacksonjennings8728 9 месяцев назад

    I like these shorter video essays keep em coming

  • @masterismael23
    @masterismael23 9 месяцев назад

    star wars shows suck because disney makes them and doesnt listen to the fans when it comes to the story. They then try and take shortcuts and make them look cheap and boring. Kenobi, Book of Boba Fett and Mando season 3 are HUMONGOUS WASTED POTENTIAL, what couldve been some of the best shows turned into lazy rushed sloppy and cheap shows.

  • @meermeer6882
    @meermeer6882 9 месяцев назад

    A+ intro, grabbed my consistent attention. The intro should be used in a college essay.

  • @fredboidafanatic
    @fredboidafanatic 9 месяцев назад

    1) Love to see you back man; I used to think that Star Wars movies needed Dave Filoni or George Lucas back but you make a really valid point about the need for new perspectives. I trust that eventually we'll get to see more of that, like we did with Andor.
    2) I'm really sorry to go off-topic, but I got banned from your discord server because some anti-furry dude kept spam-pinging the mods to do it. He's been spamming my dms with threats and accusations about how I'd "fuck an animal" and disgusting stuff like that so after 2-3 weeks of 59 pings and messages I remaked with a sarcastic "Uh huh, sure buddy. I'm coming for the dog in your backyard." and then he screenshotted that and gaslit a chunk of people into thinking I was a zoophile. I dm'ed one of your mods about it, they unbanned me, but out of nowhere I got banned again with no explanation.

  • @DarthMaulEnjoyer
    @DarthMaulEnjoyer 9 месяцев назад

    Who got the“Goddamn bullseye” on their first guess?

  • @PotatoSoup58
    @PotatoSoup58 9 месяцев назад

    This video was in my recommendations. Intro was about farts. Instant sub.

  • @biggiejunko
    @biggiejunko 9 месяцев назад +1

    watching vorpal talk more shit about the book if boba is a dream come true🙏

  • @agentbridger6127
    @agentbridger6127 9 месяцев назад

    7:52 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Shockz-1
    @Shockz-1 9 месяцев назад

    I cry of happiness when i see this guy upload

  • @leonardodicaprisun2878
    @leonardodicaprisun2878 9 месяцев назад

    it feels like they’re missing the point of star wars. nothing feels original anymore and it’s all so boring. the mandalorian and its first season was nice. i liked everything about it, but after that.. it was such a blah storyline. the book of boba fett was so boring and i hated every bit of it… not to mention that they had to bring mando in for an episode or two to keep people watching.
    i just want something good. is that so hard to ask for? with all these cheesy shows, they could produce something amazing.
    anyway, it’s good to see you back.

  • @joshcull2038
    @joshcull2038 9 месяцев назад

    It’s always a good dinner when vorpal posts

  • @truisbossk6398
    @truisbossk6398 9 месяцев назад +2

    New Era

  • @henryhallam5270
    @henryhallam5270 9 месяцев назад

    i cant lie that is the best intro of all time.

  • @POSTERIZED109
    @POSTERIZED109 9 месяцев назад

    When everyone needed him most.... HE CAME BACK

  • @theheavysleeper2845
    @theheavysleeper2845 9 месяцев назад

    Glad I didn’t bother with the shows. Only saw the clone wars finale and was like that’s enough. Was pissed three episodes were wasted on ahsoka and her meth heads

  • @dartholiver29
    @dartholiver29 9 месяцев назад

    The intro pulled me in immediately

  • @blitzwinger999wright6
    @blitzwinger999wright6 4 месяца назад

    Heyyyyy Vorpal. So they did go with Option B and worked on a High Republic series. And good god. Just let Star Wars die at this point. It would be a mercy killing.

  • @PulsedgamingYT
    @PulsedgamingYT 9 месяцев назад

    Idk what's happening at all

  • @Kamino_k
    @Kamino_k 9 месяцев назад +3

    what disgusts me the most is there are people who actually love these new shows and ready to defend it at all times

  • @nosferatu1474
    @nosferatu1474 9 месяцев назад

    that intro... * insert Danny DeVito in shock meme *

  • @ryanbrissett9169
    @ryanbrissett9169 9 месяцев назад

    Did you see star war battlefront classic collection

  • @Refluxing
    @Refluxing 9 месяцев назад

    Do like a video on watching kotor movies specifically the one with the brothers and say which one characters you had a stronger connection to the brothers or Rey skywalker 😂

  • @gage_is_dead
    @gage_is_dead 9 месяцев назад

    vorpal why u do me like that in the first 1 min and 30 sec

  • @somerandomperson3830
    @somerandomperson3830 9 месяцев назад

    2 uploads in 2 days I think I just shit myself

  • @roomie1812
    @roomie1812 9 месяцев назад

    Great video as always 🔥 good to hear from you again man

  • @Spideysqn_
    @Spideysqn_ 9 месяцев назад

    MY KING IS BACK

  • @divinefalseprophet
    @divinefalseprophet 9 месяцев назад

    This video got me so excited I accidentally smashed a wine bottle on my wife's head #LOL

  • @spectrebeast
    @spectrebeast 9 месяцев назад

    *this ninja just doesnt miss* 😮‍💨

  • @luquinhoboterino
    @luquinhoboterino 9 месяцев назад

    WE ARE SO BACK

  • @Mccpotinc
    @Mccpotinc 9 месяцев назад

    The large number of Star Wars fans who just whine and complain about all the new stuff and still praise the prequels are hilarious

  • @GrootGosling
    @GrootGosling 9 месяцев назад +1

    Vorpal 2 days in a row?

  • @lordsith-
    @lordsith- 9 месяцев назад

    disney really shoved our fav characters down the drain didn’t they… 😭 star wars content been hella dry lately 😕

  • @Alev-ri9lr
    @Alev-ri9lr 9 месяцев назад

    Bro goes half a year with no vids but they are still perfect unlike Ashoka's videos or Liver king's organs

  • @DONER_KEBAB_1234
    @DONER_KEBAB_1234 9 месяцев назад

    The GOAT is back🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🗣️

  • @CrowLawyer
    @CrowLawyer 9 месяцев назад

    Its so good to have our lord and savior back once more, dont leave us again lord

  • @Sweezzie
    @Sweezzie 9 месяцев назад +3

    Disney really killed my passion for star wars, the only new thing that i maybe care about are the video-games but, even then it depends.

  • @Yexgehehe
    @Yexgehehe 9 месяцев назад

    3rd harry potter was by Alfanso Cuaron u silly little goose

  • @Aidenpearce117
    @Aidenpearce117 9 месяцев назад

    Vorpal I would love to see movie reviews from you ❤

  • @MechanicalTy
    @MechanicalTy 9 месяцев назад

    bro cooked with this one☠️

  • @Caisssss158
    @Caisssss158 9 месяцев назад

    HE IS BACK AGAIN 💪

  • @meepliss7560
    @meepliss7560 9 месяцев назад

    yessss thanks vorpal for the upload..... love you

  • @grandmasteryoda6687
    @grandmasteryoda6687 9 месяцев назад

    The only good Disney content now is the High Republic

  • @Tien-Chi
    @Tien-Chi 9 месяцев назад

    2nd most real video of 2024 (beaten out by drake)

  • @prestontylerjarvis
    @prestontylerjarvis 9 месяцев назад

    Live, Laugh, Vorpal

  • @becki_1312
    @becki_1312 9 месяцев назад

    Wow he`s alive i love this man

  • @ALCXTRXZ
    @ALCXTRXZ 9 месяцев назад

    Edging or mewing? 🤫🧏‍♂️

    • @v_o_r_p_a_l
      @v_o_r_p_a_l  9 месяцев назад +1

      why not both 🎉🎉🎉

  • @Refluxing
    @Refluxing 5 месяцев назад

    Yo vorpal can you do a show review on the acolyte it’s probably the worst show yet and I think you have a chance to roast Disney some more and at the same time milk the situation dry. It’s so funny what Disney is doing and retaliating at the fans with

  • @wwaaazzzzaaaaa
    @wwaaazzzzaaaaa 9 месяцев назад

    MARCH IS ABOUT TO BE SOOO FIREE🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️FUCK FINALS BRO.. IM WATCHING VORPAL🙏🙏❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️💯🗣️💯💯🗣️

  • @Spideysqn_
    @Spideysqn_ 9 месяцев назад

    mando was alr

  • @lexachu_
    @lexachu_ 9 месяцев назад

    Daddy vorpal coming in clutch with the uploads 2 days in a row❤

  • @t0m0ka85
    @t0m0ka85 9 месяцев назад

    Who let you near the kitchen? That's shit is 🔥. Keep it going.

  • @unbound9621
    @unbound9621 9 месяцев назад

    fuck he’s so back

  • @TheWINNER8552
    @TheWINNER8552 9 месяцев назад +1

    Vorpal miss your videos

  • @stitch3486
    @stitch3486 4 месяца назад

    The Mandalorian is a good show

  • @3sylveon
    @3sylveon 9 месяцев назад

    purrrr clock it vorpal

  • @seanurbanic5958
    @seanurbanic5958 17 дней назад

    I love the way this guy talks lol

  • @V_SHADOWRISE_V
    @V_SHADOWRISE_V 9 месяцев назад

    Still holding that V card?

  • @DaffierPig6843
    @DaffierPig6843 9 месяцев назад

    You have a fascinating obsession with farts and methane gas

  • @Refluxing
    @Refluxing 9 месяцев назад

    Fire vid bro

  • @xxitactical_8723
    @xxitactical_8723 9 месяцев назад

    Hey father

  • @brattygirl12001
    @brattygirl12001 9 месяцев назад +2

    Finally early for a Daddy Vorpal video!!!!🖤 Notice me Senpai!!😍

    • @v_o_r_p_a_l
      @v_o_r_p_a_l  9 месяцев назад +2

      you have been noticed

    • @ALCXTRXZ
      @ALCXTRXZ 9 месяцев назад

      @@v_o_r_p_a_l😮

  • @Spideysqn_
    @Spideysqn_ 9 месяцев назад

    hey vorpal hru

  • @Lord.Solo99
    @Lord.Solo99 9 месяцев назад

    Alas, the blessings of life's truest form of happiness is upon us, seek not the profound revelations that were once prophesised for here is a seed; one that will blossom into a figure of absolute power and control over the happiness levels in each and every one of us, and so be grateful as you are here now in the heart of the new beginnings, and what will come can only be dreamed of by the very select few who can perceive the future.

  • @Zlatkomma
    @Zlatkomma 9 месяцев назад

    skbidi has better lore thh

  • @mkst177
    @mkst177 9 месяцев назад

    VORPAL UPLOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @CxldVision
    @CxldVision 9 месяцев назад

    Yea it's ass, only good Starwars rn is bad batch

  • @isucktrustme8672
    @isucktrustme8672 9 месяцев назад

    you liking ahsoka series is a big miss from you

  • @Kite430
    @Kite430 9 месяцев назад

    very nice

  • @istaebiel1426
    @istaebiel1426 9 месяцев назад

    hes back!

  • @thomasfabian1928
    @thomasfabian1928 9 месяцев назад

    Play warthunder

  • @naszirboyd9950
    @naszirboyd9950 9 месяцев назад

    Those jump swings were so raunchy on a real note 🗒️ though you should get bf2 classic collection🗿