German Shepherd suddenly realizes he is at the vet

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  • German Shepherd suddenly realizes he is at the vet.
    EDIT So for some reason this is getting more attention than I had thought... after 3 years. So I figured I would let those of you who read the description know what's going on. Enzo is going to the vet for a check up. His family recently moved from a northern state to a southern state, his allergies did not appreciate that at all. But all is well with Enzo now!

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  • @vinayshravan
    @vinayshravan 3 года назад +25531

    Wolves thousands of years ago: yo lets go to that campfire maybe they'll give us free food what could possibly go wrong.
    Thousands of years later:

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 3 года назад +880

      They are after all one of the most successful animals on Earth.

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz 3 года назад +1132

      Viewed from DNA’s perspective this was a phenomenal move. Now bonded to a wildly more capable species. Dogs in one form or another will come along with humanity to the ends of the universe. Only chickens and cattle might be seen as more successful.

    • @TheMouseofdanger
      @TheMouseofdanger 3 года назад +80

      The pet version of 'The Terminator.' just turned up as a cook-a-poo saying 'Look what they did to us??!!'

    • @rienjen
      @rienjen 3 года назад +25

      Oh, that made me LOL! Good one, Vinay!

    • @niroshanperera6323
      @niroshanperera6323 3 года назад +52

      @@CarFreeSegnitz Goats and Donkeys also. Dogs are an urban Post-modern phenomenon. Goats and Donkeys also provide a service unlike Dogs and will co-exist with Humans until the end.

  • @firstlast6877
    @firstlast6877 4 года назад +115241

    "So here we are at the vet *evil laugh*"

    • @wisconsinrailfanner8963
      @wisconsinrailfanner8963 4 года назад +4344

      I literally looked right as this comment and then he said it lmao

    • @musicenjoyer
      @musicenjoyer 4 года назад +288

      hahaha

    • @pinkcashmeres
      @pinkcashmeres 4 года назад +1233

      “MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!”
      “It reeks of death in this torture chamber called the veterinarian’s office!”

    • @lilpurpp109
      @lilpurpp109 4 года назад +55

      Ong

    • @niko_is_a_g
      @niko_is_a_g 4 года назад +139

      I was actually mad thinking he might get nutered!

  • @kaylambirch
    @kaylambirch 3 года назад +32963

    Dog: I have been the victim of a hate crime.
    Owner: That’s not a hate crime.
    Dog: Well I hated it!

    • @UnicaLuce
      @UnicaLuce 3 года назад +800

      and thus the dog became a supporter of cancel the vet culture

    • @dragonsfireicegaming
      @dragonsfireicegaming 3 года назад +71

      🤣

    • @luqmanski
      @luqmanski 3 года назад +247

      is that a reference to Michael Scott from The Office lol

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 3 года назад +80

      Lol, good use of this meme 🤣🤣🤣 It's from The Office, right?

    • @nikhildixit5551
      @nikhildixit5551 3 года назад +19

      @@NWednesdayQuansah Yes. 😂

  • @bxzidffbxzidff
    @bxzidffbxzidff Год назад +4167

    My sister's Rottweiler must have been the strangest dog there was, always getting super happy once he realized they were heading to the vet. He didn't mind a syringe or two as long as he got more petting and scratching from even more people!

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 Год назад +147

      We never had any problems with any of our Dobermanns because we always set off to the vet with an attitude of "Yay, we're all going on a fun trip!", and we also had a great vet. I'm sure it's at least partly learned behaviour, we were all relaxed so the dogs were too.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin Год назад +26

      That’s a rottie in a nutshell

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 Год назад +16

      My Jack Russell/Pincer cross loved going to the vet, she knew there was a reward at the end of it.

    • @FinalConsensus
      @FinalConsensus 10 месяцев назад +9

      My dobe was the same way

    • @BigJDawg4523
      @BigJDawg4523 6 месяцев назад +4

      Amazing a dog finally understands.

  • @danielz6177
    @danielz6177 4 года назад +14725

    German Shepherd: “Wait, this isn’t the steakhouse!”

    • @yaelB9467
      @yaelB9467 4 года назад +66

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alanyang18
      @alanyang18 4 года назад +57

      Somebody translate this to German plz
      Just to be accurate 😂

    • @zekiragray
      @zekiragray 4 года назад +118

      Alan Yang Warten Sie, das ist nicht das Steakhouse!

    • @alanyang18
      @alanyang18 4 года назад +29

      @@zekiragray niiice

    • @vexations_on_discount
      @vexations_on_discount 4 года назад +7

      I wanna like but it’s at 420 so I’ll just come back tomorrow when someone ruins it

  • @lordgargamel4124
    @lordgargamel4124 5 лет назад +146207

    I dont blame the dog. Last time he went to the vet his nuts disappeared.

  • @oskarhoffmann8312
    @oskarhoffmann8312 4 года назад +55378

    Owner: we're at the vet
    Dog: NEIN NEIN NEIN

    • @nayan7398
      @nayan7398 4 года назад +657

      🤣🤣

    • @introverted456
      @introverted456 4 года назад +3221

      Suddenly his his German blood awake

    • @depressedraccoon8173
      @depressedraccoon8173 4 года назад +779

      maybe he is there because his organic transmission broke

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 4 года назад +130

      @@depressedraccoon8173 😄

    • @namespacestd131
      @namespacestd131 4 года назад +933

      I read it in Hitlers voice dont ask me why

  • @EdgeOfEclipse
    @EdgeOfEclipse Год назад +616

    "I fear no men"
    "But this thing" (the vet)
    "It scares me"

    • @WolfieKrepes-sc3ik
      @WolfieKrepes-sc3ik 5 месяцев назад +7

      Meet the Vet

    • @SIERRAHOTELINDIA
      @SIERRAHOTELINDIA Месяц назад

      “I ain’t gonna talk about them freaks, alright?”
      “They’re not here, are they?”

  • @masterturbo2218
    @masterturbo2218 4 года назад +12846

    ''we're going to Disneyland'' they said. ''we'll have fun'' they said.

  • @manichairdo772
    @manichairdo772 3 года назад +39237

    Such a sweet dog. When my Yorkie realises he's heading to the vet, he goes for my throat.

    • @kavairburke8061
      @kavairburke8061 3 года назад +4476

      Gotta hold somebody hostage

    • @ziimulhah3223
      @ziimulhah3223 3 года назад +2310

      My cat regularly trys to slam his cage into the door, as if that's gonna do anything. And he loves the scale, until its time to get weighed.

    • @absboodoo
      @absboodoo 3 года назад +1191

      If he is going down then you can bet he is taking you down with him.

    • @Niall69Irish
      @Niall69Irish 3 года назад +267

      Idk why i found your comment so funny 😂

    • @kathrinefer7301
      @kathrinefer7301 3 года назад +44

      😰

  • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1
    @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1 3 года назад +77732

    _I’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled._

    • @realessence3125
      @realessence3125 3 года назад +543

      Is there a hopping bonus?

    • @TrisStrudel
      @TrisStrudel 3 года назад +609

      I read that in Sarge’s voice.

    • @HentaiGod-sama
      @HentaiGod-sama 3 года назад +205

      *beanboozled*

    • @Cain_Drake_0
      @Cain_Drake_0 3 года назад +87

      I would like to use my angel pass for an extra turn.

    • @Clone4082
      @Clone4082 3 года назад +301

      “We’ve been shmekledorfed”

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon Год назад +3369

    This video never gets old. Dog is so terrified it's clearly saying "let me out" at the beginning 😂 poor buddy

    • @JanFWeh
      @JanFWeh Год назад +33

      More like "Don't let me out!"
      👨🏽‍⚕️🩺

  • @dj-chemicalz811
    @dj-chemicalz811 4 года назад +6115

    This is like when you were a kid and your parents said they were taking you to Disney Land...then the dentist's office appeared on the horizon

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 4 года назад +404

      Jesus man what kind of childhood did you have?

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 4 года назад +375

      Or when they tell you they're gonna go get ice cream and then you see a bootcamp out the window

    • @a2trappy26
      @a2trappy26 4 года назад +83

      Kyle Stanley wtf xD

    • @proudbeanerii3810
      @proudbeanerii3810 4 года назад +38

      @@kylestanley7843 The Simpsons reference

    • @proudbeanerii3810
      @proudbeanerii3810 4 года назад +17

      @@Lymbe06 is a Simpson reference

  • @Beebo
    @Beebo 4 года назад +71737

    Owners: Let's go for walkies!
    German Shepherd: This drive is taking longer than usual...and this doesn't look like the park we usually go to...
    *Vietnam flash backs*

    • @Straxedix
      @Straxedix 4 года назад +1198

      It's been 2h into your comment and you already have 50 likes
      I smell thousands

    • @chesscrush
      @chesscrush 4 года назад +76

      Lol

    • @chloeccg6404
      @chloeccg6404 4 года назад +1276

      Don’t you mean.... *vet*nam flashbacks

    • @lovepreetgill5368
      @lovepreetgill5368 4 года назад +130

      Ah Shit here we go again

    • @desiwesi531
      @desiwesi531 4 года назад +31

      LMAO

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 6 лет назад +17208

    Doggo: This is not the park!

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 Год назад +802

    The German Shepherd is reacting this way because he knows people will make the same "balls" joke a hundred times.

  • @joshx022
    @joshx022 4 года назад +17226

    Only thing he's thinking is.. "They cant possibly remove anything else!"

    • @nikhil182
      @nikhil182 4 года назад +192

      😂 his balls were removed last time I guess, having flashbacks of previous visit 😂

    • @bujin5455
      @bujin5455 4 года назад +418

      I suspect what he's thinking is: "WHAT"S NEXT????"

    • @sachinarora1887
      @sachinarora1887 4 года назад +28

      Bu Jin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @IARRCSim
      @IARRCSim 4 года назад +73

      Vets also euthanize pets so he could be losing his life. Dr. Kevorkian would have been praised as a wonderfully compassionate vet if he treated pets instead of humans. Animal shelters sometimes euthanize healthy animals if they go too long without getting adopted.

    • @brendanjr7097
      @brendanjr7097 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TruthHurtzandHealz
    @TruthHurtzandHealz 3 года назад +12914

    The two laughing simultaneously. The German Shepherd is like: "Ok. I'll remember this the next time a burglar gets in the house."

    • @antiyuunoa6648
      @antiyuunoa6648 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Xbk32V4QdTE/видео.html

    • @oppothumbs1
      @oppothumbs1 2 года назад +112

      Very funny to the cruel humans who will die a terrible death tonight

    • @zee9276
      @zee9276 2 года назад +52

      @@oppothumbs1 ?

    • @diogenes.
      @diogenes. 2 года назад +241

      No no, he's like "ahh you're laughing... , that nice new shoes u bought a week ago, owh and that neat living room, what u say that leather couch i bet it's tasty" 😂

    • @TheManBehindTheSlaughter87
      @TheManBehindTheSlaughter87 2 года назад +4

      I'm not liking this comment
      (666 likes)

  • @sequorroxx
    @sequorroxx 6 лет назад +4619

    I WAS PROMISED PARK
    THIS IS NOT PARK
    THIS IS OPPOSITE OF PARK

    • @BashToks
      @BashToks 6 лет назад +136

      sequorroxx This is KRAP

    • @KatzenjammerKid61
      @KatzenjammerKid61 6 лет назад +34

      In Soviet Russia park walks your dog.

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 6 лет назад

      sequorroxx the dog has a Russian accent?

    • @monsoon2134
      @monsoon2134 6 лет назад +10

      I been Bamboozled

    • @blitz4506
      @blitz4506 6 лет назад +1

      Bashir Tokosi we technically it is KRAP LOL

  • @benjir5264
    @benjir5264 Год назад +599

    Just played this at my parents, not realising that our dogs are in the same room - they’re now looking for him, genuinely terrified for him, trying to find him and comfort him 😢😅

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 5 месяцев назад

      Emotional mutts are rather useless in my opinion

    • @Jon14141
      @Jon14141 5 месяцев назад +4

      Damn

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom 5 месяцев назад +16

      I did an experiment, my two dogs are on either side of me on the couch, one chihuahua, one Havanese, the chihuahua got all concerned, looked over and tilted his head, the Havanese never even stopped licking the couch! 😂

    • @twiki1963
      @twiki1963 5 месяцев назад +3

      Ah, your dogs speak German Shepherd too!

  • @jatabo1574
    @jatabo1574 4 года назад +6229

    German Shepherd: "I fear no man, but that thing..."
    *Vet appears*
    German Shepherd: "...it scares me"

  • @IndrajeetSisodia
    @IndrajeetSisodia 3 года назад +59365

    It's actually comforting to know that both humans and animals feel the same about visiting a doctor 😄

    • @scoutcedie3315
      @scoutcedie3315 3 года назад +1814

      actually comforting to know that both humans and animals feel the same about visiting a doctor 😄

    • @imfiera2594
      @imfiera2594 3 года назад +1361

      comforting to know that both humans and animals feel the same about visiting a doctor 😄

    • @sliverpool5768
      @sliverpool5768 3 года назад +1187

      to know that both humans and animals feel the same about visiting a doctor 😄

    • @Xvim-xw8wz
      @Xvim-xw8wz 3 года назад +1084

      know that both humans and animals feel the same about visiting a doctor 😄

    • @iffeetaffee5458
      @iffeetaffee5458 3 года назад +1021

      that both humans and animals feel the same about visiting a doctor 😄

  • @VLS1998t
    @VLS1998t 6 лет назад +4533

    The sound of a dog who knows he’s been betrayed 😂😂

    • @notsureiL
      @notsureiL 6 лет назад +119

      Victoria they probably told him he was going to the dog park 😂

    • @GamerJosh2611
      @GamerJosh2611 6 лет назад +86

      _How could this happen to meeeee_

    • @lydialilybellevalley2297
      @lydialilybellevalley2297 2 года назад

      @@GamerJosh2611 don't laughs as/like malevolent, he worth better than your toddler lil sl@t . I will don't kid , I will adopt somuch dogs💞 for to take care of them 💞

  • @NightGuy-7
    @NightGuy-7 9 месяцев назад +7

    Every dog gangsta until they see the vet's shop...!!

  • @HecaKun
    @HecaKun 6 лет назад +10098

    *Memories of VETnam*

  • @venom_snake1984
    @venom_snake1984 4 года назад +8740

    This is what kids are like when they’re near the dentist office.

    • @carkid266
      @carkid266 4 года назад +10

      1 to 1

    • @salacommander2674
      @salacommander2674 4 года назад +82

      I always liked the dentist. Always got to pick out a sticker and a prize afterwards.

    • @salacommander2674
      @salacommander2674 4 года назад +24

      Jesus in a Suit
      Yeah like a whistle, a kaleidoscope, or a bouncy ball.

    • @MagnusTheBlue
      @MagnusTheBlue 4 года назад +86

      Kids? Don't you mean most people? :)

    • @venom_snake1984
      @venom_snake1984 4 года назад +8

      Magnus Gaming I suppose you are correct.

  • @manzero134gd
    @manzero134gd 4 года назад +6590

    German Shepherd: We've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived!

    • @marktwaine9344
      @marktwaine9344 4 года назад +42

      screwed too....

    • @alessandrogarofalo9951
      @alessandrogarofalo9951 4 года назад +85

      They played him like a damn fiddle...

    • @DRum886
      @DRum886 4 года назад +91

      We've been schmeckledorfed!

    • @The7thAdam
      @The7thAdam 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂 this is the comment

    • @femmemachete
      @femmemachete 4 года назад +29

      @@DRum886 That's not even a word, and I agree with you!

  • @youshallnotpass2140
    @youshallnotpass2140 4 месяца назад +25

    The owner's sadistic evil laughter was just perfect 😂

  • @milkncookie
    @milkncookie 4 года назад +6941

    "YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN THEM BOTH! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!"
    -dog.

  • @thebohemiancowboy2805
    @thebohemiancowboy2805 6 лет назад +7972

    *Howls in German*

    • @klarkmartinez1124
      @klarkmartinez1124 6 лет назад +592

      Torbjorn Main probably. Nein! Nein! Nein! Nicht der Tierartz!

    • @luiscisneros7866
      @luiscisneros7866 6 лет назад +16

      klark martinez 😂😂😂😂

    • @kavijackson868
      @kavijackson868 6 лет назад +31

      Damn! Can I emoji laugh to this?

    • @veregrin7094
      @veregrin7094 6 лет назад +35

      klark martinez Tierarzt*

    • @jana991
      @jana991 6 лет назад +23

      Die gude alde Blondi

  • @stevensweet8834
    @stevensweet8834 Год назад +128

    I keep watching this video and it reminds me of my dog from the 1980's going to the Vet. It always puts a smile on my face!

  • @Rogueman666
    @Rogueman666 4 года назад +10146

    "I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed and I've been quite possibly, bamboozled."
    - German Shepherd

    • @baconboi8265
      @baconboi8265 4 года назад +92

      Man:we are going on a road trip
      Dog:yay
      Man again: nvm we going to vet
      Dog:wait what f$&k

    • @devro6580
      @devro6580 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/OLkSIIuEcQM/видео.html

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 4 года назад +16

      "Auch-do leiber!"

    • @mznde
      @mznde 4 года назад +4

      @I have a small penis but, yeah its pretty dry but the comment is a meme so its kind of funny but the replies are just dead jokes

    • @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730
      @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730 4 года назад +17

      He’s has been hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led astray, Run Amok, And flat out deceived

  • @hijack29
    @hijack29 2 года назад +17709

    I love how he looks out the window to only realise he not in good place 😂

    • @Kittysniffles888
      @Kittysniffles888 2 года назад +40

      Actually, no.
      He is pacing between the sides trying to figure out which side opens first so he can get out of the car.
      He is whining and anxious to get out, because this is “c’mon, let me out! Let’s go, I am stoked and excited to be here!” behavior.
      Think about it. Think about when YOU are afraid to be somewhere and
      would rather hide in the car than get out and face the place you went to.
      You might sink down in your seat in an attempt to hide, you might hide behind the dashboard, but no matter what,
      DOGS AND PEOPLE ALIKE HUNKER DOWN AND GET AT SMALL AS POSSIBLE WHEN AFRAID. This is a safety behavior ingrained in us, and dogs, for survival.
      So what do dogs do, when they arrived somewhere SCARY and BAD?
      THEY HIDE.
      FEAR would be the dog COWERING.
      FEAR would cause the dig to be CROUCHING DOWN.
      FEAR would cause the behavior of his TAIL TUCKED.
      FEAR would be him getting as LOW in the and FAR DOWN in the seat as possible.
      FEAR would cause this dog to HIDE.
      This dog IS NOT hiding.
      He is actually doing the opposite. He is pacing between the sides trying to figure out which side opens first so he can get out of the car. He is whining and anxious to get out, because this is “c’mon, let me out! Let’s go, I am stoked and excited to be here!” behavior.
      So, calm down people. He is OKAY and he is HAPPY.

    • @jjbigboii6428
      @jjbigboii6428 2 года назад +383

      @@Kittysniffles888 i didn’t read any of this but it ain’t that serious

    • @stephenirons1892
      @stephenirons1892 2 года назад +36

      @@jjbigboii6428 🤣

    • @aniahliepard
      @aniahliepard 2 года назад +53

      @@Kittysniffles888 I’ll umm, make sure to remember that the next time I see my cat hyperventilate from the vet then, because the old one was totally excited about it 😅

    • @thepbrit
      @thepbrit 2 года назад +103

      @@Kittysniffles888 You do realize hiding is only about a third of the fear response right? The pacing to find the nearest exit can just as easily be a flight response, dog sees something it doesn't like, dog tries to run away.
      But it can also be a much more intelligent response: bitching about something you have to do, but don't want to. Dogs are smarter then a lot of people give them credit

  • @dermotosullivan3065
    @dermotosullivan3065 5 лет назад +8386

    Then when they got the vet's bill it was the owners turn to start howling

    • @DanBurgaud
      @DanBurgaud 5 лет назад +53

      Dog's revenge!

    • @SonGoku-777
      @SonGoku-777 5 лет назад +6

      I'm done 😁 😁 😁

    • @RandySoWavvy
      @RandySoWavvy 5 лет назад +17

      Right not only torture for the pet but also the owner’s wallet 😂😂😂

    • @smudger671
      @smudger671 5 лет назад +7

      True - it's a license to print money.

    • @hellraiser8482
      @hellraiser8482 5 лет назад +2

      Im dead hahaha

  • @coach.jivan19
    @coach.jivan19 4 месяца назад +6

    Dhruv rathee🙃

  • @wparo
    @wparo 3 года назад +24855

    Lol so cute when he puts his ears back.

    • @DZTWoo
      @DZTWoo 3 года назад +39

      Verified

    • @f1kaa636
      @f1kaa636 3 года назад +80

      Yeah lol, mine does that every time I pet her

    • @imepxie
      @imepxie 3 года назад +21

      mine does that all the time, is it bad 👁👄👁

    • @EsaShaheed
      @EsaShaheed 3 года назад +220

      @@imepxie it's a sign of submission or fear

    • @mr.burnsgaming8985
      @mr.burnsgaming8985 3 года назад +126

      @@imepxie you must be a bad dog owner if he does that

  • @xcofcd
    @xcofcd 5 лет назад +10145

    I'm german. The dog said " Randy I swear if that vet puts another thermometer in my ass without a warning I'll never forgive you"

    • @BlackCatMagick555
      @BlackCatMagick555 5 лет назад +31

      😂🤣

    • @adamibrahim7724
      @adamibrahim7724 5 лет назад +40

      Frank fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜👍🏼👏🏽💯

    • @adamibrahim7724
      @adamibrahim7724 5 лет назад +8

      moinmoin murdered the scene 😜😜👍🏼💯👏🏽🤘🏼

    • @naynay2217
      @naynay2217 5 лет назад +9

      Frank that’s how Mexicans be lol

    • @JohnSmith-kf1ez
      @JohnSmith-kf1ez 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @BethBurns68
    @BethBurns68 2 года назад +28061

    I played this video with my own German Shepherd in the room, and now she needs to be comforted. She knew exactly everything this dog said.

    • @kli9005
      @kli9005 Год назад +238

      😂😂

    • @SK-dw3ed
      @SK-dw3ed Год назад +560

      Dogs don't understand what is going to happen, they can only know when something is sad, happy or angry, that's it, they don't really know if something is gonna go to the vet or etc. Dogs don't have a language they can talk with, they only show their current mood to express to others of its own kind how it feels, the reason why I typed this, it's because I think you are serious about the last sentence. And even if you are not, this would give you more clues on how to manipulate a dog with your mind.

    • @marwilir
      @marwilir Год назад +2024

      @@SK-dw3ed calm down dude

    • @Nyante
      @Nyante Год назад +1184

      @@SK-dw3ed They do understand what can happen dude. That's why they are trainable. Also, they do understand each other. The fact that they don't talk like us doesn't mean they don't communicate.
      Most important, calm tf down and stop trying to take everything so seriously

    • @Lucas-gd7km
      @Lucas-gd7km Год назад +369

      @@SK-dw3ed 🤓🤡

  • @Curiosity403
    @Curiosity403 4 месяца назад +4

    Why am I getting recommendation of this video when 2024 Indian General election results are near 😂😂??

  • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
    @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 6 лет назад +4174

    *"You said we were going to the beach! You lied!"*

  • @exunderscorejai
    @exunderscorejai 5 лет назад +13673

    As a GSD owner I can confirm that they are basically a cross between wolves and 3 year old children

    • @itry_mash8261
      @itry_mash8261 5 лет назад +288

      Sir John McPoopington XVII Jr that sounds extremely wrong but i understand

    • @Olivia-ll4ep
      @Olivia-ll4ep 5 лет назад +19

      hahahahahaha 😂😂

    • @jar1005
      @jar1005 5 лет назад +76

      Sir John McPoopington XVII Jr as a German Shepard and husky owner I can confirm

    • @hollie9487
      @hollie9487 5 лет назад +187

      Mine still thinks he’s a baby and will sit in my lap despite being close to 80lbs

    • @enricoevangelish5572
      @enricoevangelish5572 5 лет назад +54

      True. I own a german and I approve this.

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM6969 2 года назад +8800

    Owner: "My big brave German Shepherd, not afraid of anything."
    German Shepherd: "Speak for yourself."

    • @scottblessingt3928
      @scottblessingt3928 2 года назад +25

      😹😹

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 года назад +52

      think you missed the point of the quote. she was saying its not afraid of anything and yet the vet still scares it

    • @appu2664
      @appu2664 2 года назад +21

      @@archivelibrarian6818 comprehension can be hard for some people

    • @michael245
      @michael245 2 года назад +8

      @@archivelibrarian6818 its called satire no need to think to much into this

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 года назад +3

      @@michael245 for it to be proper satire its still supposed to make sense within the context of the original video

  • @jennyfletcher5573
    @jennyfletcher5573 9 месяцев назад +20

    He'll protect you at no cost, but no not the vet ❤

  • @martisendrell9305
    @martisendrell9305 4 года назад +2752

    German Shepard: “I fear no man...but that thing, it scares me.”

    • @creepybabby
      @creepybabby 4 года назад +6

      @French Soup Guy hi

    • @creepybabby
      @creepybabby 4 года назад +6

      @French Soup Guy i've never actually fished before. You?

    • @DaghfalTheFool
      @DaghfalTheFool 4 года назад +3

      I wonder why RUclips only recommend it after 6 years

    • @kermitthesuperluigifan3938
      @kermitthesuperluigifan3938 3 года назад +2

      I was littiriatly just was going to say that

    • @atulmishra11
      @atulmishra11 3 года назад

      I was going to comment the same.

  • @patchoulidrop
    @patchoulidrop 4 года назад +2889

    My dog is laying beside me and he jumped up and started shaking when this dog started whining. 😭 they was communicating in dog.

  • @Apple-hr8jg
    @Apple-hr8jg 6 лет назад +7073

    *but you said we are going to disneyland!!!!!!*

  • @ANIMANG4
    @ANIMANG4 Год назад +41

    I had a German Shepherd, everyone was afraid of her, she always wanted to fight, but when she saw the vet, she couldn't even get close, she turned into a little bird when she was there 😂 I miss her so much

    • @dnm6790
      @dnm6790 6 месяцев назад

      Why are these dogs in general afraid of vet? Just curious

    • @antanuuuu
      @antanuuuu 3 месяца назад

      ​@@dnm6790 they're quite uncomfy with how they're treated at the vet and also the different combination of smells of other dogs make them uncomfy

  • @outlaawfn9704
    @outlaawfn9704 3 года назад +6207

    German Shepherd:
    SCHEISSE DIE HABEN MICH WIEDER VERARSCHT

    • @misterleguan4272
      @misterleguan4272 3 года назад +236

      Nur eine Impfung! verdammte scheise wo sind meine Eier !?

    • @coldwynn
      @coldwynn 3 года назад +313

      I'm thinking there is a swear in there.

    • @loralieisa
      @loralieisa 3 года назад +113

      @@coldwynn Richtig!

    • @wowosewook2os957
      @wowosewook2os957 3 года назад +153

      Im not even german but i understand most of that sentence through memes

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 3 года назад +19

      @Outtlaw Kumpel Ich rolle praktisch auf dem verdammten Boden und lache meinen Arsch aus

  • @haleyehle8977
    @haleyehle8977 4 года назад +5148

    “My big brave German Shepard, not afraid of anything, but the vet” that is ME with my German, but he’s also afraid of ladders, a baby gate, anything that makes big noise that’s not lightning and thunder 😂

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 года назад +5

      😂 😂

    • @-_-7881
      @-_-7881 4 года назад +76

      My German is afraid of Americans french people and British people don’t forget Russia silly little things bet he’s still having flashbacks of ww1 and ww2

    • @ghosteall9706
      @ghosteall9706 4 года назад +21

      Oh my gosh I had a German, she was literally scarred of everything (because we actually rescued her -not from a shelter- and she was the runt) hehe, when it was New Years she would always jump on my sofa and just hide under the pillows, it’s was hilarious and cute at the same time

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 4 года назад +72

      What do you have a German for? Isn't it illegal to own another person?

    • @ghosteall9706
      @ghosteall9706 4 года назад +12

      Christopher Dibbs 😂 this made me chuckle, thank you

  • @margreetanceaux3906
    @margreetanceaux3906 3 года назад +8962

    Four consecutive german shepherds did this, no matter their characters, and no matter the extremely kind vets, and the cookie jar on the counter. But Ill always remember the 5-year old, in the first week she came to live with us. Leaving our neighborhood, turning onto the approach to the highway, and all of a sudden this excruciating whimpering started. 100 yards on, and it stopped. I had no clue, but investigated - turns out we had passed the animal shelter. Took 2 more times to learn that we would never go there.

    • @DarkKnightofIT
      @DarkKnightofIT 3 года назад +1556

      Two things:
      Smart dog.
      I'm glad she found a good home.

    • @Capybarrrraaaa
      @Capybarrrraaaa 3 года назад +956

      Jeez, that's heartbreaking

    • @zappawench6048
      @zappawench6048 3 года назад +814

      German Shepherds are so intelligent. Bless her, she must have hated it in there. Those places are a necessary evil, I guess.

    • @margreetanceaux3906
      @margreetanceaux3906 3 года назад +1040

      @@zappawench6048 She was there for only a very short time, less than a month. I guess the most traumatic was being taken there, and left behind - betrayed.

    • @bethanyklassen4689
      @bethanyklassen4689 3 года назад +443

      she thought you were going to abandon her there :(

  • @michaelmohrle1773
    @michaelmohrle1773 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dogs do know what direction you are going in the car. Just as long as the window is cracked. Smell is their best sense and they can figure out where they are going by the smell map in their brain.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 года назад +9248

    How I act when I pull up to the school parking lot

    • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
      @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 4 года назад +179

      Well if it's an American school you might not come back.......

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 года назад +43

      @@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire bruh

    • @NO-kc4xb
      @NO-kc4xb 4 года назад +1

      thesexybadger Um... ok.

    • @Bczxy
      @Bczxy 4 года назад +15

      @@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire lol thats true

    • @Bczxy
      @Bczxy 4 года назад +8

      @John Drohan Stfu your names karen

  • @Asignuva
    @Asignuva 2 года назад +17146

    The evil laugh after "and here we are at the vet." Is beautiful

    • @jaivora423
      @jaivora423 Год назад +45

      Perhaps evil is beautiful to u. Let’s see u go to a place that is genuinely stressful to u n then tell me it’s beautiful !!!

    • @sroy7982
      @sroy7982 Год назад +252

      @@jaivora423 gym with my girlfriend

    • @amartyab4u21
      @amartyab4u21 Год назад +190

      @@jaivora423 slow day at the office ?

    • @parkerpaniagua1316
      @parkerpaniagua1316 Год назад +151

      @@jaivora423 pls ship me your tears I’m thirsty

    • @HalfAsianDerp
      @HalfAsianDerp Год назад +5

      @@sroy7982 lmao if this isn't real

  • @charliewood2.023
    @charliewood2.023 Год назад +3

    They place they took his balls 💀

  • @nadunwijesinghe965
    @nadunwijesinghe965 5 лет назад +7040

    That moment ur parents promise Disney land and land you at thr Dentist!

  • @Sinister.7734
    @Sinister.7734 5 лет назад +4762

    I was watching this and my German shepherd perked her ears up and came over to my phone to make sure this dog was ok lol

  • @rapgameoprahwinfrey
    @rapgameoprahwinfrey 4 года назад +2790

    "This is not the park. This is the opposite of the park" - Doggo, probably

    • @feitingschatten1
      @feitingschatten1 4 года назад +3

      not park. From now on, Dog will stand for the opposite of Not Park. Krap Ton.
      And together he will fight with Gnodab. The opposite of bad wrong. In the Kung Pao land at least.

    • @Mega-vv4pt
      @Mega-vv4pt 4 года назад

      everybody poops ya ruined it

    • @perfox7395
      @perfox7395 4 года назад

      @@feitingschatten1 yooo enter the fist i love that movie

    • @powernumpty
      @powernumpty 4 года назад

      It's the no-ball park that bothers him.

    • @lukedetering4490
      @lukedetering4490 4 года назад

      Me: *Grabs leash* Do you want to go to a walk?
      Dog: Yes Master! Walk! Walk! Walk!
      Me: To the vet.
      Dog: *Disappointed Dog noises*

  • @sashasabbeth6836
    @sashasabbeth6836 Год назад +1

    Poor baby

  • @professornova1236
    @professornova1236 4 года назад +4096

    Dog: "Oh boy, I cant wait for hooman to take me to the park!"
    *passes park*
    Dog: "....oh no"

    • @slxbeats8146
      @slxbeats8146 4 года назад +30

      You mean *Ooooofff👁👄👁*

    • @thadz2493
      @thadz2493 4 года назад +11

      He's like: what have you done hooman...

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 года назад +7

      I have literally jumped from a moving vehicle into traffic in similar situations, but the poor dog can't even do that much, as he lacks the appendages necessary to operate the car door.

    • @nickywh1t3
      @nickywh1t3 3 года назад +9

      Chuckles... I’m in danger

    • @arsenioseslpodcast3143
      @arsenioseslpodcast3143 3 года назад

      bitch stfu

  • @tweet-tweettweety9704
    @tweet-tweettweety9704 4 года назад +3871

    The happiness on my dogs face when we passed the Vet and he knew we were going to the lake was indescribable.

    • @realgrimez
      @realgrimez 4 года назад +62

      Gymmaster What- chile wth does that have to do with anything 😭

    • @kygodragon4782
      @kygodragon4782 4 года назад +18

      @@gymmaster9771Vets are gay? Wtf 😂

    • @adamfwn
      @adamfwn 4 года назад +6

      @@kygodragon4782 I'm guessing he means its gay for him to enjoy taking the medicine up his ass

    • @gymmaster9771
      @gymmaster9771 4 года назад +3

      @@adamfwn that's exactly what I meant. Lol.

    • @waspmahmoud9532
      @waspmahmoud9532 4 года назад +1

      Gymmaster lmao

  • @zealrot4992
    @zealrot4992 4 года назад +2217

    The dog: *I'VE BEEN TRICKED. I'VE BEEN BACKSTABBED AND I'VE BEEN QUITE POSSIBLY.... BAMBOOZLED.*

  • @MrTotalluck
    @MrTotalluck Год назад +4

    I know some people find It hilarous.
    But in the end this guy Is quite worried and stressed.
    He doesnt understand the relation between that visit and His Well being.
    So a true friend should confort him and try to assure him he wont be experimenting pain and try to calm him down.

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 Год назад +2

      Owner is a jerk ! Too busy laughing and making a RUclips video?

  • @Zaaggs
    @Zaaggs 6 лет назад +3444

    You told him you were going to disneyland yes?

    • @desiree2401
      @desiree2401 6 лет назад +8

      Jake Daniel Hahaha!

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 6 лет назад +10

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    • @nickbush3656
      @nickbush3656 6 лет назад +12

      Spanielmad 16. Not one fuck up, that's commitment.

    • @111inh
      @111inh 6 лет назад +1

      Nick Bush they put double a but ok

    • @nickbush3656
      @nickbush3656 6 лет назад +1

      Hypocrite 101. Yes but consistently, in a pattern.

  • @thatweirdoxd1240
    @thatweirdoxd1240 3 года назад +3032

    "We are going to the park right?"
    owner: *profusely sweating*
    *"RIGHT?"*

  • @jcaustic0018
    @jcaustic0018 6 лет назад +2863

    Now we know what German Shepard speak is for "Why u do dis!"

    • @pharb69
      @pharb69 6 лет назад +10

      Literally Pepe shut up fuckface

    • @revolveroshawott3582
      @revolveroshawott3582 6 лет назад +70

      "I'm gonna get sooo many treats..."
      "Wait..."
      "..."
      "Wait. Just. One. Minute."
      "..."
      "...Petsmart, my ass: I KNOW THIS PLACE."
      "HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU, HUMAN? I'LL DOUBLE IT."

    • @starralina0224
      @starralina0224 6 лет назад

      😂

  • @seanbigay1042
    @seanbigay1042 Год назад +4

    "Hey, this doesn't look like home ... or the park ... or -- we're at the vet. THIS IS THE VET'S PLACE! WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?"

  • @meghanjackson1807
    @meghanjackson1807 6 лет назад +1885

    German shepherd: *you said we were going to buy treats!* 😢

  • @mrstrangetiger3228
    @mrstrangetiger3228 4 года назад +2319

    Five years later, he still hasn't forgiven his mom and dad.

  • @errwhattheflip
    @errwhattheflip Год назад +6962

    The sheer panic on the dog's face is both hilarious yet so relatable at the same time

    • @emmiiirrr
      @emmiiirrr Год назад +21

      It doesnt even look like panic. He just feels very uncomfortable

    • @NK-qn6pq
      @NK-qn6pq Год назад +19

      Even the biggest, toughest German Shepherd is scared of the vet....💉

    • @TK-ev
      @TK-ev Год назад +34

      @@bojohannesen4352 The manner that you talk about a stranger makes it sound like you need to be better socialized.

    • @JefferyEpstiensBlackBook
      @JefferyEpstiensBlackBook Год назад +9

      I bet he wasnt scared before he went there, went to sleep and woke up with his balls cut off for "his own benefit "

    • @anishjambhorkar9908
      @anishjambhorkar9908 Год назад +1

      Oh how do you relate? You an animal bro

  • @genderflu1dwh0r17
    @genderflu1dwh0r17 Год назад +11

    i love this, you can see the dogs emotions so well lol

  • @jocelyn7264
    @jocelyn7264 6 лет назад +3391

    Bastards!! You set me up😂

    • @jx14aby
      @jx14aby 6 лет назад +15

      First time I took my Shepherd to the vet he wanted to take a stool sample by shoving a probe up his ass. I told him I can bring him a sample every day! Fucking quack!

    • @carolinewilson2069
      @carolinewilson2069 6 лет назад +9

      Oh really - I know exactly why they want a stool sample. There will be doing tests for the stool sample. Don't know how old your sheperd is - if it's a puppy they will be testing for parasites and worms. As they get older they will do fecal tests - heartworm. Whenever we bring our dog into the vet they do that fecal test - stick the probe up the butt.

    • @youcantstopthescout8921
      @youcantstopthescout8921 6 лет назад +18

      YOU LIARS SAID "WALK" AND I BELIEVED YOU, I'M NEVER TRUSTING YOU GUYS AGAIN!

    • @jx14aby
      @jx14aby 6 лет назад +3

      Why can't I bring them in a sample of my dog's poop? I pick up two or three bags of it every day. Why do they have to shove a probe up his ass?

    • @SaturdayWinter
      @SaturdayWinter 6 лет назад +1

      YOU SAID WERE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD, YOU LIED

  • @adamrules01
    @adamrules01 4 года назад +6161

    dog: *having a panic attack and mental breakdown*
    human: *chuckles*

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 года назад +33

      ikr

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 года назад +198

      @Red Line , I think there is some overlap between the human species and the owner species.

    • @d4vid469
      @d4vid469 4 года назад +41

      @Red Line shut up human

    • @chrislake9710
      @chrislake9710 4 года назад +4

      Human scum at its finest🤦‍♂️
      Bunch of fuckin clowns

    • @anz10
      @anz10 4 года назад +194

      Only because the owner knows the dog won't be harmed. Hes at the vet for his own good, so he chuckles at his pets overreaction. He does care about his dog though of course it's just a small chuckle I'm sure he soothed him after this 30sec clip.

  • @DJS11811
    @DJS11811 4 года назад +3441

    The dog sees the ghosts of a thousand dogs hanging about.

  • @Zion_98x
    @Zion_98x Год назад +4

    *Not afraid of anything except the Vet*

  • @cinemafanatic2010
    @cinemafanatic2010 6 лет назад +4444

    Dog: " Holy Crap, this is the place where everything went black and then my nuts vanished. They'll take my kidneys next!"

    • @fiogslim9948
      @fiogslim9948 6 лет назад +16

      CinemaFanatic Productions bruh 😑😑 thats a bit too much

    • @NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000
      @NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000 6 лет назад +307

      FioTheAwkwardPotato 2214 bruh, take a joke

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 6 лет назад +15

      Think he watched too much Charlie the Unicorn....

    • @cinemafanatic2010
      @cinemafanatic2010 6 лет назад +16

      Nah, take a man's balls his kidneys will follow.

    • @aengusog3415
      @aengusog3415 6 лет назад +6

      FioTheAwkwardPotato 2214 you must be fun at parties idiot

  • @yowna4382
    @yowna4382 4 года назад +3972

    Meanwhile on DogTube: My awful hoomans tricked me and took me to the vet

    • @vamsimutthavarapu
      @vamsimutthavarapu 4 года назад +32

      Hahaha dogtube 🤣

    • @LabMatt
      @LabMatt 4 года назад +25

      Not clickbait

    • @cookie.2118
      @cookie.2118 4 года назад +23

      I can only imagine what the comments would look like.

    • @osamabinladenmiliciano5.538
      @osamabinladenmiliciano5.538 4 года назад +9

      sounds like a porn title ngl

    • @roomsickgirlsescape
      @roomsickgirlsescape 4 года назад +16

      @@cookie.2118
      “What the hell?! Why would they do that”
      “Dammit, I hate when they do that.”
      “I hate when that happens, but I do appreciate my humans for feeding me yummy food!”

  • @quietman71
    @quietman71 2 года назад +11649

    That may be the clearest, most human-sounding "WHAT?!" I've ever heard from a dog. I hope you gave that big baby lots of hugs and treats afterward.

    • @Ella-xw2jf
      @Ella-xw2jf 2 года назад +84

      i'll riot if they didn't. this was injust 🤣

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 2 года назад +129

      while I understand the urge, treating it like it's something they need to be comforted after will just make it worse. the owners are doin the best thing you can do in a situation like that. actin normal and laughing about it. dogs pay attention to how we react to decide how they should. for example, if your dog gets scared at new years because of the fireworks dont pay attention to it and go about whatever you are doing and it'll figure out that the fireworks are nothing to be scared of. however if you start to cuddle it n shit to calm it down it will just encourage the behavior and it will keep thinking that it's something to be afraid of

    • @raarasunai4896
      @raarasunai4896 2 года назад +19

      @@goranpersson7726 My girlfriend and I try to do that with our dogs, but sadly the big one never gets the idea. We have to put her in her crate(luckily that does a WORLD of good for her) or she’ll claw up the doors on the place we’re renting. She’s already damaged one of them, but luckily I think it’s just paint. It was after that I got the crate for the big floof, and she was apparently crate trained before my girlfriend adopted her.

    • @taavi948
      @taavi948 2 года назад

      Dogs are not humans. What hugs and treats? With dogs you must be dominant and the leader of the pact. If you are anything else then you are a fucking shit owner and shouldn't own a dog. Weak pathetic loser.

    • @Guardian582
      @Guardian582 2 года назад

      @@goranpersson7726 given that probably the last time he was there he got his nuts cut off...lets see YOU like the vet after that...assuming of course they let us neuter humans who shouldnt have kids(like yourself) like they do 4-footed people

  • @patrickporter6536
    @patrickporter6536 6 месяцев назад +21

    My brother had a Shepherd who loved going to the vet. He would leapout of the car, rush inside and grrr all the other dogs. He would then go and look for the vet, sit in front of him, give him a paw and make happy squeaks. Crazy dog.

  • @rizwanakousar1104
    @rizwanakousar1104 5 лет назад +2910

    When I realize we are going to school rather than McDonalds

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 3 года назад +3179

    The vet's dilemma: "I love animals and wish to care for them, but what I do causes them to hate me."

    • @TheJoker718
      @TheJoker718 3 года назад +61

      Anyone know why animals are so afraid of the vet? I’ve always wondered

    • @coveholdenmehostage3287
      @coveholdenmehostage3287 3 года назад +276

      @@TheJoker718 think about if a baby has to go to the doctor for a shot, and then for years until they’re old enough to understand they absolutely hate going to get check ups because they think they’re going to get hurt again. It’s like that but animals will never really understand

    • @OggeDCSubToMePlease
      @OggeDCSubToMePlease 3 года назад +95

      @@coveholdenmehostage3287 yea like I hated going to the doctor until I turned 15 dogs will never have the intellectual capacity of a 15 year old

    • @junkyyard2273
      @junkyyard2273 3 года назад +146

      @@OggeDCSubToMePlease
      Christ man I thought you had 15 dogs lmao

    • @OggeDCSubToMePlease
      @OggeDCSubToMePlease 3 года назад +26

      @@junkyyard2273 forgot to put a comma
      DEJI!!!

  • @menopassini9348
    @menopassini9348 6 лет назад +5580

    German Shepherd would take a bullet for their family. But they cry like babies when it comes to the Vet. Love all dogs, but GSD are Special.

    • @menopassini9348
      @menopassini9348 6 лет назад +148

      Ishaq Niz. Been There done that. He is crying because he feels betrayed. He doesn't understand why his family would do this to him. GSD would never do anything to hurt his family. Even the cat can eat out of his bowl.

    • @chrysduzan1889
      @chrysduzan1889 6 лет назад +33

      Meno Passini I have a blonde Shepard, she's so over protective and brave she's really not scared of anything. I wish would use her doggy brain to figure out cars are dangerous. Her first vet visit is soon, really curious how she'll react

    • @menopassini9348
      @menopassini9348 6 лет назад +18

      Kaze Hyuga Take her to the Dog park or Petco afterwards. Good Luck.

    • @andrewstirling2051
      @andrewstirling2051 6 лет назад +18

      German shepherds are truly something special.

    • @truckproductions
      @truckproductions 6 лет назад +1

      german shepards are the worst dogs to have as pets. they're aggressive and possessive. they're ugly too

  • @theoneandonlybridge4210
    @theoneandonlybridge4210 Год назад +6

    My dog actually gets excited cuz he knows hes gonna get pet by all the girls there and he gets a treat at the end

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews693 3 года назад +5810

    His wolf ancestors are rolling over in their graves. "C'mon man, we had to wrestle grizzly bears if we wanted to eat for the month. You can't handle one trip to the doctor?"

    • @ihsantaner2002
      @ihsantaner2002 3 года назад +22

      Lol

    • @grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098
      @grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098 3 года назад +597

      To be fair the last time he was there he probably got his balls chopped off

    • @erikfantasia9985
      @erikfantasia9985 3 года назад +333

      Those wolves probably never lost their balls.

    • @bdrainmaker
      @bdrainmaker 3 года назад +71

      reminds of humies. strong man needed to fight mamuts and gather logs to build houses. today food just exists and houses are made by strangers with machines. so we transformed from wolves also to dogs :-) or from lions to cats

    • @donaldfenner6891
      @donaldfenner6891 3 года назад +13

      The only ancestors rolling over are yours, because the dog seems to be smarter than his owners.

  • @sallie.
    @sallie. 4 года назад +14600

    “Big dogs are scary”
    The big dogs are the real softies. Those small little devils are another story though.
    And I know that it depends on how the owners raise their dogs, it’s just that some owners don’t take their small dogs seriously.

    • @DirectorBird
      @DirectorBird 4 года назад +400

      I don't even have a dog, and yet, I completely agree due to my experiences with others dogs.

    • @adin9849
      @adin9849 4 года назад +175

      All depends on the owners hoe they treat and raise the dog, size dont matter

    • @apetnamedsteve4406
      @apetnamedsteve4406 4 года назад +587

      Chihuahuas are evil

    • @DirectorBird
      @DirectorBird 4 года назад +268

      @@apetnamedsteve4406 Pure evil.

    • @user-vi9ng4dt5r
      @user-vi9ng4dt5r 4 года назад +102

      So true! I love dogs and have handled many dogs in my life and I’ve only ever been bitten by chihuahuas😂

  • @grotemuis4889
    @grotemuis4889 2 года назад +7361

    It's 6 miles to the vet with three turn offs in driving there. My dog gets extremely nervous when heading in that direction, once she realizes we are not going to the vet, all is cool. Such interesting beings they are. 🐶

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 2 года назад +122

      Knows the drill, huh? Animals are a LOT more intuitive than what we think!

    • @NK-qn6pq
      @NK-qn6pq Год назад +156

      Even the biggest, toughest, most fearless dog turns into a whimpering mess at the vet....

    • @BALONEYK--CZE-
      @BALONEYK--CZE- Год назад +21

      What if you go there from a different route? Its gonna be like this video.

    • @liamtaylor849
      @liamtaylor849 Год назад

      @@bibekjung7404 shut up, no one cares

    • @jblyon2
      @jblyon2 Год назад +28

      I was dog sitting a while back and we were headed to the park. She was extremely nervous for the first few miles and I couldn't figure out why. She loves the park more than anything! Well, the first few miles is also shared with the route to the vet. The second we passed that turn off she started in with her park happy dance!

  • @norakaszuba
    @norakaszuba Год назад +55

    Poor little friend being well cared for. ☺️

  • @fauziaraza2227
    @fauziaraza2227 4 года назад +1831

    RUclips: lemme just recommend you a video of a German shepherd regretting his life decisions 6 years ago

    • @-Foxytato-
      @-Foxytato- 4 года назад +10

      Fauzia Raza
      Same bruh ;-;

    • @shadoedoe8083
      @shadoedoe8083 4 года назад +3

      Makes sense

    • @bgarcia6944
      @bgarcia6944 4 года назад +5

      To be fair, the dog didn’t really have much choice in the matter.

    • @wesleysmith5275
      @wesleysmith5275 4 года назад

      @@bgarcia6944 yeah but its more about youtube

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 4 года назад

      They need to take their nuts so they won’t get horny

  • @lisalafayette
    @lisalafayette 7 лет назад +2009

    Ohhhhh.......that is such a big, sweet baby. I feel for him. So cute.

    • @haloCE6
      @haloCE6 6 лет назад +2

      I misread sweet as sweaty, lolol

    • @Tech-vk2zk
      @Tech-vk2zk 6 лет назад +1

      My dick

  • @saboorahmad4644
    @saboorahmad4644 4 года назад +2756

    German shephard : My disappointment is imeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @Fitz2905
      @Fitz2905 4 года назад +56

      And my nuts are gone

    • @vipulgajbhiye
      @vipulgajbhiye 4 года назад +7

      @@Fitz2905 😂

    • @gordonh9921
      @gordonh9921 4 года назад

      daily reviews

    • @TalksOfLife1
      @TalksOfLife1 4 года назад +4

      Oh yes the food reviews man. REVIEW BRAH

    • @vanillaval8563
      @vanillaval8563 4 года назад

      AHAHAHAHAHAJSHJAHSDJASAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW I LOUD I YELLED OMG HELP MY LUNGS

  • @tinahill9584
    @tinahill9584 Год назад +25

    Awwww poor baby. Hope no needles involved, bless him. ❤❤

  • @Lllllllllls
    @Lllllllllls 3 года назад +5312

    Dog: "I've been tricked, I've backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled!"

    • @leethebee101
      @leethebee101 3 года назад +122

      "We've been Smeckledorfed"

    • @Isaiah-xb2lt
      @Isaiah-xb2lt 3 года назад +81

      @@leethebee101 That's not even a word and I agree with ya

    • @leethebee101
      @leethebee101 3 года назад +13

      @@Isaiah-xb2lt 😆😂

    • @bardock9135
      @bardock9135 3 года назад +5

      What? How does this comment have likes?

    • @annegachanja3468
      @annegachanja3468 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rpmfreak9150
    @rpmfreak9150 3 года назад +3895

    Owner: ahahaha 😂
    Dog: we'll see who's laughing after you put that new carpet in the living room. 💩

    • @Jiltedin2007
      @Jiltedin2007 3 года назад +27

      I take it, The Veterinarian will scare the shit out of the poor German Shepherd? Lol

    • @kasarmoos8361
      @kasarmoos8361 3 года назад +68

      @@Jiltedin2007 no, he’s just saying the dog will poop on the carpet as revenge for the vet visit

    • @nashvilleriveraquinio6432
      @nashvilleriveraquinio6432 3 года назад +3

      That's awful. Thinking that the dog should go for retaliation even if the the owners' intention were good.

    • @lostplushii
      @lostplushii 3 года назад +17

      @@nashvilleriveraquinio6432 Well, the last time the dog visited the vet, s/he was sterilized. So, wouldn't you be also mad if you were sterilized without your own permission, even with "good intentions"? 😂

    • @SabreeInstinct
      @SabreeInstinct 3 года назад +19

      @@nashvilleriveraquinio6432 its... its... a joke

  • @williamscoggin1509
    @williamscoggin1509 2 года назад +5743

    My dog used to love going to the vet because he knew other animals would be in the waiting room that he could sniff and try to visit with.
    But the moment that it became his turn to go in the back and be put up on the slippery table he was an absolute nervous wreck. Didn't mind getting shots or people checking him out, but he put up with all of it and knew the slippery table was only for a few minutes while I wrapped my arms around him. 😂

    • @MegaSnow121
      @MegaSnow121 2 года назад +104

      My dog hates that slippery table, too. I feel your pooch’s pain. We now use a veterinarian that only uses soft, thick covers on the floor. The staff sits down on the cover (which is changed between each dog patient) with our dog, and the visits go so much better.

    • @craigchristian344
      @craigchristian344 2 года назад +65

      Never have understood why they're so slippery, surely it wouldn't be hard to at least put something more grippy on.

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 2 года назад +42

      @@craigchristian344 I guess it’s so nails don’t destroy it.

    • @beforelifewaschaos
      @beforelifewaschaos 2 года назад +46

      There are soft mats that no claw would destroy, some sort of rubber or plastic, we have something similar in our company

    • @josephdockemeyer6782
      @josephdockemeyer6782 2 года назад +16

      My weimaraner liked the vet until she finally had her hysterectomy. She used to jump/fly up onto the table by herself lol. Literally the vet and assistants would just kinda stand around in the exam room mystified at her eagerness to be there.

  • @riffgroove
    @riffgroove 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Why you do this to me, Hooman?"

  • @RetractedandRedacted
    @RetractedandRedacted 4 года назад +3168

    German Shepherds. They've shown a lack of fear in prisons, chasing armed criminals, warzones, saving people and other animals from burning buildings and other dangerous environments, and fighting off larger animals.
    And vets? Nah, that's too terrifying.

    • @Drop_The_Mic
      @Drop_The_Mic 4 года назад +37

      actually there is a sad truth behind the behavior of that German shepherd. looking at his breeding its very noticeable that he is a showline/petline of a GSD and not the true working line German Shepherd we all love. showlines are basically dogs that are selectively bred to look good instead of being bred because of their positive traits such as being fearless, smart, agile, and so on. thats the reason why the dog acted this way. if he was a true working gsd breed, he would have been calm cool collected.

    • @Iamalittleinsane
      @Iamalittleinsane 4 года назад +14

      I mean aren’t vets just covers for SCP containment centers?

    • @RetractedandRedacted
      @RetractedandRedacted 4 года назад +13

      @@Iamalittleinsane The O5 council doesn't know what you're talking about. Please let them know of your address so they can clear up this misunderstanding.

    • @Iamalittleinsane
      @Iamalittleinsane 4 года назад +4

      @@RetractedandRedacted Well, I live beside this rather large factory. It looks big enough that it could’ve housed a community of workers in it. It gives me the heeby jeebies. It’s funny, there’s not a single person there but I see trucks leaving it every week.

    • @doats3179
      @doats3179 4 года назад +26

      @@Drop_The_Mic i raised a GSD for the army which sells them to the rest of Europe due to their high quality and excellence in desired traits like fearlessness, anxiety and strength. he didn't feel any pain, any anguish or fear in ANY situation besides when a very specific vacuum cleaner was in the room - not even on, i'll add. they're still dogs and still individuals with quirks and fears, drop your bullshit authoritative tone.

  • @OhioOwns
    @OhioOwns 6 лет назад +3033

    I don't speak German so i'm not sure if he was complaining or not.

    • @GangsterDolphins
      @GangsterDolphins 6 лет назад +11

      SkillUp Gaming shut up

    • @OhioOwns
      @OhioOwns 6 лет назад +49

      Heil Caesar Millan.

    • @gibbyace5077
      @gibbyace5077 6 лет назад +19

      WELL ZIS IST NOT GUT!

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 6 лет назад +27

      My great grandpa was a Nazi Warhero, and I can confirm the dog is cursing.

    • @SkillUpMobileGaming
      @SkillUpMobileGaming 6 лет назад +24

      HAHAHAHA!!!
      You guys flagged my joke comment so bad, it actually got deleted! Triggered much? :)

  • @kaiapparent2653
    @kaiapparent2653 4 года назад +1682

    he's exactly like my german shepherd.. mine is literally not afraid of anything but she literally pees herself in fear when we go to the vet. it's horrible i feel so bad

    • @swmita
      @swmita 4 года назад +110

      it's because they are aware of the death and sickness of the other animals.

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 4 года назад +42

      You might see if your vet can prescribe some valium or other anti-anxiety treatment for use just before appointments.

    • @cmacdonald1197
      @cmacdonald1197 4 года назад +61

      See if your vet makes house calls. Mine does for an extra fee and I feel it’s well worth it to not stress pets out so badly.

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 года назад +36

      My dog is called Rassilon, (from Dr Who). I took him to a different vet this time and he got on fine.
      It turns out the vet has 4 dogs, Tyler, Rose, Rory and Missy. All characters from...Dr Who.

    • @nukedude2433
      @nukedude2433 4 года назад +2

      Oh no! That's not good you should make sure to put mats or something down so she doesn't pee on the seats :oo

  • @michaelpontbriant6160
    @michaelpontbriant6160 Год назад

    Human’s can relate to this
    At the dentist office
    When listening to the sound of Drilling paired with screams of pain

  • @jeremiahwallace2275
    @jeremiahwallace2275 3 года назад +5094

    The Missus: “My big brave German Shepard!”
    GS: “You’ve already taken my balls! WHAT MORE DO YOU MONSTERS WANT FROM ME??!!”

    • @Ven24503
      @Ven24503 3 года назад +52

      Your D-

    • @voidmaster6353
      @voidmaster6353 3 года назад +53

      @@Ven24503 You sonova fish X'D

    • @MMoturi22
      @MMoturi22 3 года назад +49

      I read that in Tyrese's voice lol.

    • @SiPakRubah
      @SiPakRubah 3 года назад +14

      @@Ven24503 |:(

    • @monith9496
      @monith9496 3 года назад +11

      @@MMoturi22 Is it bad that I know exactly who you’re talking about?

  • @mrrequenes6222
    @mrrequenes6222 4 года назад +2492

    “I won’t look another female I swear, Anything but my Manhood man, not my manhood please.”