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  • Опубликовано: 22 апр 2018
  • I think I made the novel even sexier
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  • @mars1628
    @mars1628 6 лет назад +305

    These are my favorites stories of all time, my mother used to read them to me during the war. Good times

  • @parkervalentine4937
    @parkervalentine4937 4 года назад +81

    "Get naked. 'Fo shizzle."
    i laughed way to hard at that

  • @arddamn
    @arddamn 2 года назад +43

    “I want you Evan I mean Eva” I love how nonchalant that was 💀💀

  • @depressoespresso6783
    @depressoespresso6783 6 лет назад +157

    Nothing gets me harder than a “buy two nights, get one free” deal at Best Western hotel.

  • @loserspud4504
    @loserspud4504 6 лет назад +134

    This reading added 15 years to my life. Thank you, Andrew.

    • @Shrogel
      @Shrogel 3 месяца назад +1

      HIS NAMES ANDREW

    • @loserspud4504
      @loserspud4504 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Shrogel wtf that was 5 years ago

    • @Refrigerator427
      @Refrigerator427 3 месяца назад

      @@loserspud4504 is it though?

  • @TheOtherLPer203
    @TheOtherLPer203 6 лет назад +54

    *Holy shit, all the different names for the* *_things_* *made it absolutely much better.*

  • @SamsMusicification
    @SamsMusicification 6 лет назад +135

    the "ever since the day you were born" line absolutely killed me. Think I woke up my entire street

    • @elimorrison718
      @elimorrison718 3 года назад

      Wait like laughing or

    • @baconstrips6260
      @baconstrips6260 2 года назад +1

      @@elimorrison718
      Or murder/suicide...... ya never know!

  • @alppuvaa
    @alppuvaa 6 лет назад +94

    "I LOVE YOU BUDDY"

  • @hexnstuff6563
    @hexnstuff6563 6 лет назад +76

    I think you're the only person who could make 50 shades entertaining

  • @gimptigger
    @gimptigger 6 лет назад +89

    Oh my god this was hilarious PLEASE DO MORE

  • @hiimslow
    @hiimslow 6 лет назад +37

    PSA: Andrew never fails to make me laugh guys.

  • @cheshirecat6551
    @cheshirecat6551 4 года назад +30

    This was terrifying, uncomfortable, and hilarious all at once

  • @Firefromheaven906
    @Firefromheaven906 6 лет назад +127

    MEAT SECRETS

    • @cockroachdoc
      @cockroachdoc Год назад

      Ba ha ha ha

    • @SpaceBunnyVinn
      @SpaceBunnyVinn Год назад

      Meat shower secrets

    • @dudemanlastname
      @dudemanlastname 8 месяцев назад

      “there wasn’t an ounce of excess flesh on him anywhere, just hard slabs of beef chunks”

  • @uGuguTshabalala
    @uGuguTshabalala 4 года назад +17

    "He was too heavy and too 3 dimensional" 😂😂😂💀💀

  • @coylittlefish
    @coylittlefish 6 лет назад +23

    This needs to be a series

  • @arpanicautomation7586
    @arpanicautomation7586 6 лет назад +38

    I can't do this. Kill me.

  • @eodyngallifrey7372
    @eodyngallifrey7372 5 лет назад +12

    This is a fucking masterpiece. If you could bless the world with more of this, I could only be grateful.

  • @disopolo676
    @disopolo676 3 года назад +16

    "He had misleading abs"
    Don't you hate when you go to buy a product, but the ab is misleading.

  • @MauveGun
    @MauveGun 6 лет назад +32

    "Make me come"
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    *He did*

  • @ErstaunlichZeit
    @ErstaunlichZeit 6 лет назад +32

    sauce & sweet goo

  • @wholemilk5066
    @wholemilk5066 6 лет назад +13

    The weirdest combination of laughter and arousal since Genghis Swan

  • @immortalchaos9349
    @immortalchaos9349 6 лет назад +12

    Shit I couldn't last long enough to reach the climax of the story. 10/10

  • @nataliecooper9377
    @nataliecooper9377 6 лет назад +4

    Thanks for the good content, Andrew!!!

  • @tummus1227
    @tummus1227 6 лет назад +9

    Here’s the Lore thus far if you guys aren’t caught up like myself:
    Sylvia June Day (born March 11, 1973) is a Japanese American writer of romance novels. She also writes under the pseudonyms S.J. Day and Livia Dare. She is a number one bestselling author in 28 countries.
    Day writes romance novels, speculative/paranormal fiction, historical fiction, and futuristic fiction (under the pseudonym Livia Dare). She has also published fiction under the pseudonym S. J. Day, and non-fiction.
    She is the co-founder of Passionate Ink, a special interest chapter of Romance Writers of America (RWA), and served on RWA's Board of Directors from 2009-13. She was the 22nd President of RWA. Day presently serves on the Authors Guild Board of Directors.
    She presents workshops for writing groups and has been a speaker at events such as the RT Booklovers Convention, Romance Writers of America's National Convention, and Comic-Con.
    In March 2013, Harlequin Enterprises and Hearst Corporation announced the signing of Day to a seven-figure contract to write two novellas to launch "Cosmo Red Hot Reads from Harlequin," a new collaboration between the publisher and communications giant.
    In June 2013, Penguin USA agreed on an eight-figure deal for two more "Crossfire" books, with Penguin UK acquiring UK and Commonwealth rights for an additional seven-figures.
    In January 2014, Macmillan's St. Martin's Press announced a two-book, eight-figure agreement with Day for a new "Blacklist" series. Penguin UK acquired UK and Commonwealth rights to the series for an additional seven-figures.

  • @vicneti
    @vicneti 6 лет назад +13

    you should get Dr. Love on for a special guest appearance in episode two

  • @TheOrin-rs5kt
    @TheOrin-rs5kt 6 лет назад +11

    FOR GIDEON ZONE

  • @zandavanrooyen5388
    @zandavanrooyen5388 Год назад +2

    This was so good.🤣 I hope you do one again

  • @MrReilz
    @MrReilz 6 лет назад +1

    "The Orb of Tornami", what a fucking reference. I love you Andrew.

  • @ilocosmetro
    @ilocosmetro 6 лет назад +35

    Now do a doujinshi, Andrew

    • @weeb3244
      @weeb3244 6 лет назад +2

      Those can get weird enough without Andrew playing with the words

    • @ilocosmetro
      @ilocosmetro 6 лет назад

      Thomas Conley Andrew's done it before. But now, he can make it SEXY

    • @ilocosmetro
      @ilocosmetro 6 лет назад

      Thomas Conley Andrew's done it before. But now, he can make it SEXY

  • @shutthefuckup8670
    @shutthefuckup8670 6 лет назад +1

    The acousticism is strong with this one

  • @happyspandex
    @happyspandex 6 лет назад +9

    As I'm starting this video: Alright, Mr. Bees, weird me out as only you can.
    As it ends: You did not disappoint, but now I need a towel.

  • @n33tcat
    @n33tcat 6 лет назад +29

    he was too 3D )-:

    • @Chice
      @Chice 6 лет назад +4

      faline the deer 2D anime babes are the only way to go, people are just too 3D

  • @jvillela98
    @jvillela98 6 лет назад +3

    Sounds like a Chuck Tingle piece of writing, not even Christie Sims can match this Magnum Opus of literature

  • @lizziemackie6393
    @lizziemackie6393 6 лет назад

    This is amazing! Just got yourself a sub!

  • @cameronahlstrom2412
    @cameronahlstrom2412 6 лет назад

    I request more material from our sacred and sadly underrated Despotic Overlordbees

  • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
    @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 2 года назад +1

    I'm just imagining gideon gleeful from gravity falls and the purple robot from evangelion as the happy couple in this and it's cursed

  • @tavogerard9691
    @tavogerard9691 6 лет назад +7

    I would love a full reading of this.

  • @anongoloid
    @anongoloid 6 лет назад +2

    Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 shades, but Andrew realized he couldn't do a Gottfried impression for 8 minutes and came up with a different gimmick.

  • @ieatchowder8356
    @ieatchowder8356 6 лет назад +5

    My name is Evan and when you mispronounced it at 7:25 I almost shit myself.

  • @FastestGunNJ
    @FastestGunNJ 6 лет назад

    I would like this to become part of FNART at the end of the streams. A paragraph or so of this per entry. Subs-only for "quality control", whatever that might mean.

  • @ilocosmetro
    @ilocosmetro 6 лет назад +16

    Is this a Genghis Swan work?

    • @jvillela98
      @jvillela98 6 лет назад +1

      ilocosmetro this is actually a christi sims piece of work

    • @ilocosmetro
      @ilocosmetro 6 лет назад

      nuttastica: accountant of Peef Spogdar Could have fooled me. Carlos is always expanding his horizons these days

    • @jvillela98
      @jvillela98 6 лет назад

      ilocosmetro damn Carlos, always jumping the gun to things lol

    • @ilocosmetro
      @ilocosmetro 6 лет назад +1

      nuttastica: accountant of Peef Spogdar Can't wait for him to review music albums and supplant that melon fucker

    • @jvillela98
      @jvillela98 6 лет назад +1

      ilocosmetro lol exactly

  • @phillymccheesy4587
    @phillymccheesy4587 6 лет назад

    Brendaniel has a new contender

  • @ascendedlolijesuschrist9885
    @ascendedlolijesuschrist9885 5 лет назад +1

    I just came without hands, omg. I'm drowning

  • @vaprin2019
    @vaprin2019 6 лет назад +5

    Very nice. Thank you.

  • @bwessedookie
    @bwessedookie 6 месяцев назад +1

    Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

  • @Shadow-mi8qs
    @Shadow-mi8qs 3 года назад

    The Heck! I thought you said "I love you buddy" and I was like😦

    • @Shroomy_Boi
      @Shroomy_Boi 2 года назад

      He did say I love you buddy lmao

  • @meatcube2228
    @meatcube2228 6 лет назад +4

    thought when the title said "spiced up" you were gonna be reading while eating more scotch bonnets

  • @latelyimsnoozin
    @latelyimsnoozin 6 лет назад +1

    Why is the category for this games?

  • @darkrspirit
    @darkrspirit 5 месяцев назад

    i love you buddy 😭

  • @MrRopucha
    @MrRopucha 6 лет назад

    A masterpiece

  • @file6455
    @file6455 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel mentally ill

  • @antney1108
    @antney1108 2 года назад

    Why does the audio track not match the printed words?

  • @cristinagomez3283
    @cristinagomez3283 Год назад +1

    Ah yes, huggbees, my favorite erotic violence storyteller, second only to lowtiergod.

  • @areelcam
    @areelcam 2 года назад +1

    I woke up to this.

  • @msmarauder6276
    @msmarauder6276 2 года назад

    I cant with this audio, ill just read. He fuckin the story up 😩

  • @Pimpking-xr4iy
    @Pimpking-xr4iy 6 лет назад +1

    Beautiful

  • @AdamGlory
    @AdamGlory 6 лет назад +5

    Hot.

  • @TerraFuu
    @TerraFuu 2 года назад

    He did.

  • @SophieThehuman-qu1yr
    @SophieThehuman-qu1yr 3 месяца назад

    No because this had me CACKLING 😂 💀 😭 👹

  • @juniperfrost4796
    @juniperfrost4796 4 года назад

    Why and I so aroused and laughing at the same time?

  • @GordonSlamsay
    @GordonSlamsay 6 лет назад +1

    Isn't Gideon a Christian band?

  • @roccopennino8090
    @roccopennino8090 6 лет назад

    My room is a mess now

  • @totenmaple317
    @totenmaple317 6 лет назад +1

    It's like Mad Libs

  • @lavacake983
    @lavacake983 6 лет назад

    yup that's it i'm subbing

  • @thepooptato2890
    @thepooptato2890 6 лет назад

    My name is actually Gideon, I'm waiting on a nohomk

  • @renno2679
    @renno2679 6 лет назад

    Please dont tell me its Gideon from Gravity Falls

  • @karara5532
    @karara5532 6 лет назад

    Oh...so it is what it says on the lable ...

  • @TheOrin-rs5kt
    @TheOrin-rs5kt 6 лет назад +2

    To the queef mobile

  • @Tere225
    @Tere225 5 лет назад +1

    Not "taken by t-rex" 0/10

  • @RealASkeleton
    @RealASkeleton 6 лет назад +1

    Poetry

  • @xannax2050
    @xannax2050 6 лет назад

    He did

  • @RikuHino
    @RikuHino 6 лет назад

    wa... was that a Shaolin Showdown reference

  • @anigeriantaxidriver5040
    @anigeriantaxidriver5040 6 лет назад

    Oh even

  • @mortarsquad12
    @mortarsquad12 6 лет назад +7

    I love you buddy

  • @justiceforjoggers2897
    @justiceforjoggers2897 6 лет назад +3

    I was writing better erotica when I was twelve

  • @gimmeyourcookiesbombs
    @gimmeyourcookiesbombs 4 года назад +1

    What in the Sam hell

  • @bc7282
    @bc7282 6 лет назад

    wow this is fucking brilliant!

  • @SparkySummers
    @SparkySummers 4 года назад

    I'm fucking dying please help

  • @cherrykkura
    @cherrykkura 4 месяца назад

    OMG MY NAME IS EVA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @fantasticfinby9275
    @fantasticfinby9275 6 лет назад

    I love this

  • @goldenboy9748
    @goldenboy9748 6 лет назад

    Captain stabins

  • @OvertheTop1001
    @OvertheTop1001 6 лет назад +1

    Andrew fill me up!!!!

  • @floorskin1
    @floorskin1 2 года назад

    I wanted to listen.
    But I just couldn't.

  • @foreworm
    @foreworm 6 лет назад

    so intense it was intense

  • @speedzebra6613
    @speedzebra6613 Год назад +1

    I am the one who make it 1K likes 0.0

  • @ieatgarbage8771
    @ieatgarbage8771 6 лет назад

    READ THE BEEJ

  • @jakevuckturd1201
    @jakevuckturd1201 6 лет назад

    Thanks

  • @Exoixx
    @Exoixx 2 года назад

    Am I the only one who came

  • @rebekahtaylor4830
    @rebekahtaylor4830 Год назад +1

    Omg this is so funny

  • @n20v0x3
    @n20v0x3 6 лет назад

    I've turned into a full incel.
    Jk

  • @akiyukito8962
    @akiyukito8962 6 лет назад +1

    Approdonsiac🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol

  • @samreyy
    @samreyy 6 лет назад

    Bahahaha damn that's to funny

  • @Very-Tired
    @Very-Tired 10 дней назад

    Did you madlib this?

  • @helenandchrosjohnson4594
    @helenandchrosjohnson4594 2 года назад +1

    Is this real.

  • @maciejocicki2492
    @maciejocicki2492 6 лет назад

    Nut

  • @PaleRider69
    @PaleRider69 Год назад

    ❤️💯

  • @joeystromboli8715
    @joeystromboli8715 6 лет назад

    i came 36 seconds in

  • @tarotreader29
    @tarotreader29 2 года назад

    Hot voice

  • @Planet-_-
    @Planet-_- 6 лет назад

    Bahahahahahahahaha XD

  • @Shrogel
    @Shrogel 3 месяца назад

    Nubdubler…