Kurt Metzger | The Adam Carolla Sjow 04/27/2022

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @butlem12
    @butlem12 2 года назад +31

    Kurt is so great! Love the guest selection, GET IT ON

  • @derekladyga1716
    @derekladyga1716 2 года назад +25

    Best guest in a looooooooong time

  • @MykFroopy88
    @MykFroopy88 2 года назад +26

    Kurp starts at about the 55:00

  • @JCSAXON
    @JCSAXON 2 года назад +31

    Metzger’s a genuinely nice guy, even if he doesn’t stand a chance at improv. I catch him on the Jimmy Dore show all the time. Great call-ins as well

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 2 года назад +2

      Clueless on Kyle Dunnigan?

    • @chicoktc
      @chicoktc 2 года назад +2

      yeah he relly didn't want to keep the souffle bit going ahahha. he's great with JD

  • @watchthis5755
    @watchthis5755 2 года назад +8

    Awesome Sjow!

  • @jonsquirrel1438
    @jonsquirrel1438 2 года назад +3

    Kurt is great Adam keeps it coming, thnx Aceman

  • @cwells3673
    @cwells3673 2 года назад +5

    Kurt’s album “white precious” is so good

  • @dustinrolstad752
    @dustinrolstad752 2 года назад +8

    I've been wanting this appearance forever.

  • @The_Brew_Dog
    @The_Brew_Dog 2 года назад +2

    Kirt is becoming a home town fav. Good for him.

  • @bathrobe8077
    @bathrobe8077 2 года назад +3

    I love this Sjow!

  • @teamtash
    @teamtash 2 года назад +7

    Love Kurt, always love Adam!

  • @badgrand
    @badgrand 2 года назад +2

    I’ve been enjoying the show for some time now Adam! Great guests. This is my favorite show after Rogan.

  • @BayouMaccabee
    @BayouMaccabee 2 года назад +2

    Kurt is always great. I also really like seeing good ol' Kurp on both The Kyle Dunnigan Show and on The Jimmy Dore Show.

  • @michaelhenry8091
    @michaelhenry8091 2 года назад +3

    kurt , welcome to the show

  • @freespirit72ga
    @freespirit72ga 2 года назад +1

    Always had a crush on Kurt. Great interview too!

  • @TheNomad2009
    @TheNomad2009 2 года назад +3

    Everytime BB speaks I want to tune out.

  • @danieldecarlo400
    @danieldecarlo400 2 года назад +8

    I was walking past a homeless guy, he held out a shopping bag and said, “7 dollars for the 7 wonders”. I never looked in the bag just said no thanks and walked away. It haunts me to this day. What was in the bag!!!

  • @millertime9977
    @millertime9977 2 года назад +16

    That dude Steve has the gift I wish I had, the ability to tune out Gina's annoying voice.

    • @facelessfishing7884
      @facelessfishing7884 2 года назад +3

      Hoping someone makes an app that auto-mutes certain voices 🤞🏼

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 2 года назад

      @@facelessfishing7884 Specifically the up talk/valley girl garbage that's best left to confusing/raising/crate training toddlers.
      Having a vagina is not a superpower whithout a monopoly.

    • @mightisright
      @mightisright 2 года назад +1

      @@facelessfishing7884 I think the tech is almost there.

  • @billybee3039
    @billybee3039 2 года назад +2

    Mahalo Adam & The Crew !!!!!

  • @cuisinwithkev2699
    @cuisinwithkev2699 2 года назад +6

    1:37:59 - The informed news chick doesn't know why the case is being held in Virginia. For those who are curious: According to the Associated Press, Ms Heard’s attorneys tried to get the trial moved to California but Mr Depp’s lawyers said one of the reasons they decided to sue in Virginia was because of the state’s anti-SLAPP legislation, which is not as wide-ranging as in California. SLAPP stands for strategic lawsuits against public participation.

  • @sweethands4328
    @sweethands4328 2 года назад +4

    BEST RADAR DETECTOR? CB Radio. The truckers will be on the air checking where all the smokeys are to each other. You can do air checks with your location and direction and your fellow truckers will let you know. Old school is the best still.

  • @mattdrummond3552
    @mattdrummond3552 2 года назад +2

    Love Kurt

  • @xavierdraco33
    @xavierdraco33 2 года назад +2

    Love Kurp!!!

  • @AB-wg7qe
    @AB-wg7qe 2 года назад +3

    Kurp is so high he doesn’t know where he was or is😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sethe171
    @sethe171 2 года назад +15

    Hey Gina, 40 year old single men with money who never married with no kids don't want a 40 year old women. We are looking for around 10 years younger who's looks aren't on the decline and who are still fertile. Why the hell would a single guy with money in his 40s want to date a woman the same age with kids, baggage, wrinkles, saggy body and an ex husband? F that!

    • @sethe171
      @sethe171 2 года назад +8

      Gina's attitude is so insanely toxic. Young women have all these requirements and standards for the guys they date and eventually marry; height, quality of job, money, family, friends, habits etc etc. Not to mention marriage is entirely geared toward them and the vast majority of divorces are instigated by the female. Then, when the marriage tanks and they're back in the dating pool, they're shocked to find out single guys their age have standards too. And so now these same women call us pigs and jerks for having standards? The hypocrisy of these women is mind blowing and that is the norm in 2022. Choose wisely.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 2 года назад +3

      She keeps bringing up "reductions" and "nutrition" but I've yet to see any such thing.
      Quite the opposite really while her mouth gets fatter and fatter.

    • @mightisright
      @mightisright 2 года назад +1

      @@badlaamaurukehu Aren't they all on "keto" diet, allegedly? One skinny, cancerous basketcase, a fat beeoch and the Aceman, who seems in good shape for his age.

  • @davidgray2845
    @davidgray2845 2 года назад +5

    When I was 32 I was told I couldn’t buy a lighter at 7-11 because I didn’t have my ID on me. Yeah, it’s nonsense.

  • @11shovel11
    @11shovel11 2 года назад +4

    It's Kurp!

  • @user-yx1qk4sk5t
    @user-yx1qk4sk5t 2 года назад +5

    YO! Kurp!

    • @SoBayK80
      @SoBayK80 2 года назад

      I love Kurp, even tho Sly is my least fave KD character 😂

  • @jaredpeterson380
    @jaredpeterson380 2 года назад +2

    Love it! If you want me to remember what you were talking a out, Adam says, I'll put the onus on you. You say something interesting there's a better chance I'll remember it.

  • @joefization
    @joefization 5 месяцев назад

    Kurt brought me here. I remember Adam from the man show which was cool but this show is great!

  • @gimmedemdigits6040
    @gimmedemdigits6040 2 года назад +1

    Kurt rules

  • @DavittFinol
    @DavittFinol Год назад

    -Interrupts Steve aggressively- "Steve is not letting me speak"

  • @plankro8
    @plankro8 2 года назад +2

    Omg two of my favorite people AGAIN! Watch the Louis ck- Shane Gillis podcast!

  • @jordanalexander5275
    @jordanalexander5275 2 года назад +3

    Kurp, we love you! Even if you live in Sly's converted garage

  • @richardrobins5883
    @richardrobins5883 2 года назад +3

    I didn't understand anything Kurt said. His points are not clear.

  • @troycantrell1549
    @troycantrell1549 2 года назад +1

    Aceman knows and remembers everything aboat the 70s.Hes spot on

  • @PopsBarnCatMafia
    @PopsBarnCatMafia 2 года назад +3

    POPS WAS here... as usual 🐂🤠🐂

    • @phillipshoemakr
      @phillipshoemakr 2 года назад +2

      Phil was here also 💪🏼
      …Phil has never seen you here before 🧐

    • @philliphayden2727
      @philliphayden2727 2 года назад +3

      @@phillipshoemakr This Phil was here too!

    • @phillipshoemakr
      @phillipshoemakr 2 года назад +3

      @@philliphayden2727 hey Phil! Good to see ya!

  • @franjustor2423
    @franjustor2423 2 года назад +1

    I've got a soufflé in the oven.😅👍👍👍

  • @desi4227
    @desi4227 2 года назад

    Great guest! Great show!

  • @phillipshoemakr
    @phillipshoemakr 2 года назад +2

    Kurt’s a good man

  • @peppergrand1072
    @peppergrand1072 2 года назад +4

    ive been homeless, and the idea of going into a shelter was not an option. the amount of theft and smell and curfew with pathedic rules was great for the people who love to play the victim. with or without use of any substance.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 2 года назад

      I've volunteered before and yeah, about 90% was preventable but I saw plenty there due to alimony and/or exorbitant medical bills. And that's not including the trendy "trains" scamming the system for publicly funded sex-change operations all at the behest of the homeless industry.
      Look into people running services/shelters in LA/SF or Portland/Seattle to see who recieves all the "charity" and who also encourages the problem...
      Homelessness is now it's own industry.

  • @erlstone
    @erlstone 2 года назад +2

    yessss!!!! Kurp!!

  • @paulc8588
    @paulc8588 2 года назад +4

    Adam Kurt and Kyle dunnigan should do skits

  • @clvrswine
    @clvrswine 2 года назад

    Really enjoyed Kurp! He did well here.

  • @cliffordhritz5215
    @cliffordhritz5215 2 года назад

    Great guest! Metzger, that is.

  • @mikechavez4020
    @mikechavez4020 2 года назад

    Sweet pilot call in from Maxie giving info

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando 2 года назад +3

    So impressive with the minor details about caller Steve who's engagement was broken off...Bravo! Except for Gina's advice about who he should be interested in. God awful LOL

  • @vdudexyz
    @vdudexyz 2 года назад

    Love Kurt!!

  • @bmcjr42
    @bmcjr42 2 года назад +3

    Ay yo Kurp

  • @franjustor2423
    @franjustor2423 2 года назад +1

    We used Underwood chicken spread in the 1970's.

  • @johnsmith-mz9hh
    @johnsmith-mz9hh 2 года назад +2

    Gina's news is right on brand... Wait for it

  • @Pseudoswede
    @Pseudoswede 2 года назад

    Kid’s buying lottery tickets is up there with making them smoke the whole pack;)

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 2 года назад

    Laughing out loud about the heel of the bread! Adam I had the same experience!

  • @bRIZZalien
    @bRIZZalien 2 года назад +1

    Wish they would zoom in a little on the people talking.

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад

    Yes, natural Consequences is a great lesson for kids to learn early

  • @chadgautier2864
    @chadgautier2864 2 года назад

    Trial is in VA because heard wrote the article for the wapo they are based in VA. That is the reason it is there.

  • @mattshanley6755
    @mattshanley6755 2 года назад

    I love how Adam was able to work in Soufle humor 🤣

  • @r.c.7762
    @r.c.7762 2 года назад +20

    Gina is so full of it. Getting her implants out, making a big deal out of it.

    • @jordanalexander5275
      @jordanalexander5275 2 года назад

      They're looking a little saggy, I don't mind saggy, it's that blah blah blah talking she tends to do. Just take your shirt off b*tc&... get it on

    • @debbieskrletts725
      @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад

      I didnt know they were implants! IF they indeed are, what a bad job. Wtf where is your head to purposely do that???

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 2 года назад

      Self-flagellative masturbation.

    • @simonheaney8721
      @simonheaney8721 2 года назад +2

      Those are beautiful naturals

    • @r.c.7762
      @r.c.7762 2 года назад +1

      @@simonheaney8721 sorry, they are fake, mixed with fat.

  • @mattbeilewech3517
    @mattbeilewech3517 2 года назад +6

    Being anti-birthday is something I like about Jehovah witnesses.

  • @kayakdog121
    @kayakdog121 2 года назад +2

    Forget those TSA locks. Master keys are floating all around airports And they can be nipped with heavy duty wire cutters anyway.. Do not put valuables in your checked bag EVER. They all go in your carry on.

  • @nickfuller20
    @nickfuller20 2 года назад

    Good point on motorcycle cops, I have never, ever gotten a warning from a motorcycle cop. I have gotten many warnings from car cops.

  • @kerrioleniec4092
    @kerrioleniec4092 2 года назад +1

    Do you remember that little red headed kid that did the commercials for that ham. I can't think of his name

  • @Pseudoswede
    @Pseudoswede 2 года назад

    I worked at a country club that routinely did “ricottage cheese” for lasagna.

  • @driveby73
    @driveby73 2 года назад

    It's Klump Ave, I knew that street well lol

  • @TerryLawrence001
    @TerryLawrence001 2 года назад

    Back in the day, every time you passed a strip mall, the microwave motion detectors in door openers on grocery stores set off the radar detector.

  • @cantizzy
    @cantizzy 2 года назад +2

    kurp!

  • @thepewbroswreeo5126
    @thepewbroswreeo5126 2 года назад

    Love my Kurppy! Yo!

  • @jaredpeterson380
    @jaredpeterson380 2 года назад +3

    Saw a lady who kept a raven as a pet. Very intelligent birds. She said you have to be very careful around the beak because ravens can be dicks.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 2 года назад

      Geese, donkeys and crows are about all you need besides a doghouse.

    • @facelessfishing7884
      @facelessfishing7884 2 года назад +1

      Ace man has no clue about the reality of living around crows. I live in the woods and have to deal with them on a daily basis. They are the ultimate a$$holes of the skies. No person in their right mind like them out here.

  • @snoopydogg796
    @snoopydogg796 2 года назад

    No ticket Brian, but don’t let me see you doing 21mph in a 20 mph zone again, you rebel

  • @slainemccool2875
    @slainemccool2875 Год назад

    I love Jurt

  • @laloramos111
    @laloramos111 2 года назад

    Keeeerppp!!!

  • @hotbodjoel1
    @hotbodjoel1 2 года назад +3

    KURP

  • @rdoubled1384
    @rdoubled1384 2 года назад +1

    A lot of harking on tire pressures, but most cars under 10 years old have a tire pressure monitoring system, so maybe this is not needed just like the seatbelt signs.

    • @nuclearwinter391
      @nuclearwinter391 2 года назад +2

      The monitoring system is just telling you the current tire pressure, you still have to adjust it with a pressure gauge. But many just don't do it.

  • @mitchellhedden1978
    @mitchellhedden1978 2 года назад +2

    Kurp, stop chasing this silly dream. Sincerely, a Stallonian

    • @rjriz1758
      @rjriz1758 2 года назад +1

      Hahahahha. Well played. Also, YO!

  • @dheck8887
    @dheck8887 2 года назад +3

    Kurp is funny but when he talks I feel like he needs a kick in the ass to get it out. Somehow he wasn’t playing along he just wanted to explain it out.

  • @buster_roo
    @buster_roo 2 года назад

    Kurt did his homework. When in doubt ask Adam about his family.

  • @bonniewingard9771
    @bonniewingard9771 2 года назад +1

    Enjoy the air!

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад

    Deviled ham sandwiches! I remember eating them....

  • @absynthminded
    @absynthminded 2 года назад +1

    Officially the Mumford and Sons guy was kicked out on refusal to take 'The Jab', which prevented them playing venues in Europe.

  • @bonniewingard9771
    @bonniewingard9771 2 года назад +2

    New City!!

  • @thekingsblend
    @thekingsblend 2 года назад +1

    New fuzz busters are so damn good uniden r7 saved me so many tickets

  • @Justaguyuguys
    @Justaguyuguys 2 года назад +2

    I have what I consider spare money. There's a few old homeless guys in my city who I've never seen ask anyone for anything, so I try to keep a 10 on me in case I see one of them. That's my spare 10, if I don't see them I'll use it at work, if I do see them I have a few less energy drinks that day.

  • @hackingblade1
    @hackingblade1 2 года назад

    Why is Kerp allowed out of the garage ?

  • @bonniewingard9771
    @bonniewingard9771 2 года назад +1

    Don't ya Love it.. when he says.. Have a good night

  • @kingofcorridosfilm2154
    @kingofcorridosfilm2154 2 года назад

    2 prisons actually. Salinas valley state prison and Soledad prison. They're just south of Salinas off the 101.

  • @jeffreyhutchins6527
    @jeffreyhutchins6527 2 года назад

    Wow, Pete Davidson is usually hysterical ?

  • @SterlingWheel
    @SterlingWheel 2 года назад +3

    WTF, the guest comes on and Adam busts his chops for a 7 year old joke? Awkward way to welcome Kurp to the show.

    • @blatantgemini
      @blatantgemini 2 года назад +1

      Not everything works, it was a swing and a miss. Watch Kurt on Kyle Dunnigans show a lot of swing and misses. I agree it was uncomfortable but Adams on bat average pretty dam amazing.

  • @radonradon5478
    @radonradon5478 2 года назад +1

    My understanding is that under federal law, it is illegal to keep a crow as a pet. Specie protection.

    • @debbieskrletts725
      @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад

      Dont keep wild animals as pets. That is animal abuse

    • @facelessfishing7884
      @facelessfishing7884 2 года назад

      …in my woods crows are definitely not treated as pets………..pests is the correct spelling

  • @frankiesomeone
    @frankiesomeone 2 года назад

    Good sjow.

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm 2 года назад

    Somebody tell Gina & Bald that ADAM is the star!! He doesn't need help with his stories!!

  • @BradLakeTV
    @BradLakeTV 2 года назад

    Devilled Ham , Pimento Loaf and Liverwurst are the best with some hot mustard and american cheese slices

  • @tseckwr3783
    @tseckwr3783 2 года назад +1

    What would happen if a half mile up the road a cop on the overpass tags you, your radar detector lights up, then you immediately pull over and stop. What would the cop do then?

    • @kayakdog121
      @kayakdog121 2 года назад

      Not gonna happen a half mile away. You're gonna be close enough he'll come get you, wait you out, or call a buddy to come get you. If the cop has to back down the emergency lane to get you be prepared to catch hell. You could even get an evasion charge.

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd
    @IMDunn-oy9cd 2 года назад +1

    Kurp!

  • @troycantrell1549
    @troycantrell1549 2 года назад +1

    mineral spirits are used as a cleaner kind of like starter fluid,I am a victim of dv 3 times.

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd
    @IMDunn-oy9cd 2 года назад

    Kurp still has a book that is overdue.

    • @rjriz1758
      @rjriz1758 2 года назад

      Kurp can’t return it because he’s busy blowing hot soup.

    • @IMDunn-oy9cd
      @IMDunn-oy9cd 2 года назад +1

      @@rjriz1758 I thought that maybe he had just poured himself a tall glass of adventure.

  • @mrt1426
    @mrt1426 2 года назад +1

    If you don’t watch the Kyle Dunnigan show with Kurt what are you doing with your life.

  • @robertwarner318
    @robertwarner318 2 года назад

    You have a delay on the phone lines.

  • @paulk.dicostanzo2279
    @paulk.dicostanzo2279 2 года назад

    1:00:51 Randall Skeffington!

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 2 года назад

    Shoot...woulda killed to have tuna as a kid!!! Tuna was a every other month treat!

  • @ggray19
    @ggray19 2 года назад

    Adam loved the heel! I know it! Still does... he even figured out flipping the crust to the inside of the sandwich, to prove there's little to no difference FOR A MAN, and that others were overreacting by NOT liking/eating the heel willingly!!!