6:25 Mr. Sullivan must've had the ability to see into the future. His predictions are far to frighteningly accurate! 😱 And I lost it at yhe Bleach part! Lol! That poor boy though...
I can psychically shift into another plane of existence where I have a new body and can control every aspect of everything, and time freezes in our dimension along as I am in the other dimension.
The person who is unaffected by time stops gets teleported to your location. He/she will eventually be bored enough to kick you repeatedly in the crotch so that you stop freezing time.
But a mirror yoimu intent on trolling you as hard as possible also gets there with similar powers and tries to do little annoying pranks every time while you have no knowledge of it being there
To those wondering about the thumbnail: The girl is intersex, meaning they have both male and female parts. Edit I forgot about trans, which granted is so much more common than intersex lol
15:20 [point] Men have already been taking precautions like these to protect against false allegations of sexual harassment in the work place: and feminists complained about it. (Citations provided bellow). "Men now avoid women at work - another sign we're being punished for #MeToo" - The Guardian "U.S. men avoid spending time with female colleagues in the wake of #MeToo" - Reuters "Instead of addressing their personal discomfort, men are avoiding women altogether in the workplace" - Pittsburgh City Paper "Avoiding Women at Work is Not a Solution, It’s Discrimination" - JD Supra "The One Place Many Men Avoid Women: In the Office" - Women AdvaNCe "Memo to Managers: The Solution to Workplace Sexual Harassment Is Not Gender Segregation" - Slate
My magic power would be conjuring large geese that could fly all over the world thwarting various small crimes while shouting helpful animal facts in Steve Irwin’s voice.
#DANKNESS 6:03 me: I edited this meme a few years ago back during my wmfat days. I replaced Jerry's head with Luciano's head. Granddaughter: sure grandma let's get you back to bed.
Disney is the reason for all of the freaks out there. Think about it, you got feminine cars, dogs, robots, and everything else in existence. They are the OG rule 34 artists.
"...I could tell she was trouble with a capital "T". She wore a blouse that was so low-cut I almost fell into it staring at her. She was packing some heat all right, and a .32 semi-automatic in her purse. She started to tell me her story; I decided to listen since she was still leaning forward...."
Depends if he likes being there or not; some kids would think it cool to get out of the trunk at school sometime. But I suspect you'd be paid a visit by the authorities the same day for some reason... When I was in college my car doors froze, and I had to enter and exit the car by the hatchback (!)...astronaut-entering-capsule style feet first, slide over the seats, and come out of the car backwards via the hatchback...and I was not petite! An acquaintance saw me getting out and yelled across the lot asking what the hell I was was doing, causing a couple more people to witness me leaving my Honda Apollo spacecraft...
"but there were still fewer homeless than there is now". I mean, sure, because the homeless either worked their way back up, died horribly, or were caught stealing and executed......
And then after you say that you gently start to rub her thighs then you feel a perculiar bulge then you realize that your crush was a man with a bigger d than you. The End
@@Thereal_jaheim "The ruling on the field is that tanjiro's side kick attempted an illegal side effect when Mark H. did not choose to play the game. The result of the play is Mark H. retains possession of the girl and gets to do her. Timekeeper, please add 69 seconds to the clock; first down."
6:24 Well, when you work with the technology, you probably get an idea about where it will be. Seriously, though, this man wrecked Steve Jobs before he was even born.
You never get bad consequences you get punished by things you like but you can’t do any of them because you negate all of them making you miss out on so much fun
Magic power? Easy. The ability to transform any part of me or my entire body into anything I imagine. That way I could shapeshift to any animal, or mythical creature and use whatever their abilities are, or superman with all his powers, or a literal allpowerful god at will. I could turn my hand to a time machine, or grow magical wings, or anything. If I can imagine it then it happens.
@@sleeplesswhipdcreme_nosleep But you COULD suffer side effects from not suffering any side effects. It's quite complicated, and involves the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, a 20-sided die, and a trampoline. :)
@@michellebrock9936 If that's threatening you with a good time, wait until I show up with the trampoline, a jar of peanut butter, fur-lined heart-shaped handcuffs, and a kazoo.
This will be interesting... -I can shapeshift into anyone and anything and will be able to see how to avoid getting in contact with the original being or something..
6:25 Mr. Sullivan must've had the ability to see into the future. His predictions are far to frighteningly accurate! 😱
And I lost it at yhe Bleach part! Lol!
That poor boy though...
So accurate
Even though a kid born in 2010 is actually 12 and not 22, its still weird af think about. Almost makes a high school student feel old here
bruh 2010 kids are in high school now 💀💀💀
@@iaw7406 middle school maybe. But im like 90% sure this was a joke soooo....
@@discordadmin5996 where im from ( uk) 11 year olds start high school
Oooooooh...god. as an american, thats seems REEEAALLY young
My sister was born 2012 and she's 10 now. It's just insane to think about
I can psychically shift into another plane of existence where I have a new body and can control every aspect of everything, and time freezes in our dimension along as I am in the other dimension.
Side effect: you are sent to the backrooms when attempting to return to normal
its a dream
The person who is unaffected by time stops gets teleported to your location. He/she will eventually be bored enough to kick you repeatedly in the crotch so that you stop freezing time.
But a mirror yoimu intent on trolling you as hard as possible also gets there with similar powers and tries to do little annoying pranks every time while you have no knowledge of it being there
Side effect: your thumbs roar like a dinosaur the entire time your in the other dimension
#Dankness
"I've returned from the fog, who wants a taco?"-P.M. Seymour 2022 (or something like that)
I want a taco
**snort a phat rip** HIgh
3:18 Gosh dang! He dropped an atomic bomb.
I NEED THE REPLY
no , he just dropped her mother.
@@adamortiz5218 Same thing.
@@danninmatthews5640 :)
The best come back burn I’ve ever heard in my life.
2:35 bro initiated overkill mode
call an ambulance! but not for me!
My bro is in berserk mode
I laughed so hard at the thought of a lion leaping 36 feet into the air- then the picture came up! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
To those wondering about the thumbnail: The girl is intersex, meaning they have both male and female parts. Edit I forgot about trans, which granted is so much more common than intersex lol
Same thing at 1:55
I think its a trans
She could also be trans and either hasn't had or doesnt care to get bottom surgery
@@THEredraptor Thanks for the reminder lol.
on surface level the joke is haha woman has bingi dingi
7:00 not gonna lie he got them in the end.🚬
15:20 [point] Men have already been taking precautions like these to protect against false allegations of sexual harassment in the work place: and feminists complained about it. (Citations provided bellow).
"Men now avoid women at work - another sign we're being punished for #MeToo" - The Guardian
"U.S. men avoid spending time with female colleagues in the wake of #MeToo" - Reuters
"Instead of addressing their personal discomfort, men are avoiding women altogether in the workplace" - Pittsburgh City Paper
"Avoiding Women at Work is Not a Solution, It’s Discrimination" - JD Supra
"The One Place Many Men Avoid Women: In the Office" - Women AdvaNCe
"Memo to Managers: The Solution to Workplace Sexual Harassment Is Not Gender Segregation" - Slate
My magic power would be conjuring large geese that could fly all over the world thwarting various small crimes while shouting helpful animal facts in Steve Irwin’s voice.
You have good luck, have a nice day Mr. Goose man.
Side effect: the geese would terrify the populace causing them to flee in terror
@@jammonkey6249 love it!🤣🤣
@@endermastaren a pleasant day to you as well.
Side effect: you have to clean up all the poop
2:38 that was so funny I laughed the sore throat out of me
4:10 Bro rubbed her with zedong
The ability to see up to 10 seconds in the future.
your kneecaps explode
@@coff3377 every second they keep on exploding or they just explode once?
@@kyu9148 yes
@@fireflam1682 ???
5:37 that's basically saying "well, don't mind if I do."
Without actually saying it
#DANKNESS
6:03
me: I edited this meme a few years ago back during my wmfat days. I replaced Jerry's head with Luciano's head.
Granddaughter: sure grandma let's get you back to bed.
10:43 not gonna lie a Lion that can jump 36 feet in the air would the most terrifying thing ever
Disney is the reason for all of the freaks out there. Think about it, you got feminine cars, dogs, robots, and everything else in existence. They are the OG rule 34 artists.
"Joey, you ever notice how hot Disney women are?"
-- parody of line from 'Airplane!'
Also millenials
As a kid born in 2010 I can assure you I'm not 20
So, obviously the thumbnail's hol' up moment is obvious, but there is a secondary part of it that is overlook. Where the heck is her heart!
Vampire intensify
And the fact that the high doesn’t have the a d
I literally don't get it lol
I COULD make a comment about heartless women, but that would be unfair to the ones with hearts, even if they break mine.
@@markh.6687 Yeah us women with hearts don’t get much (besides a terrible taste in men) 😂
Ok So, I have the power to control anything on a molecular standpoint
3:54 if Ingrid Newkirk even appeared in a movie, then she deserve a oscar
7:59 Satan's got a good point there.
Mortal sins not venial
19:40 haha jokes on you, I am the baby!
Ole "girl" was packing.
"...I could tell she was trouble with a capital "T". She wore a blouse that was so low-cut I almost fell into it staring at her. She was packing some heat all right, and a .32 semi-automatic in her purse. She started to tell me her story; I decided to listen since she was still leaning forward...."
2:15 Speak for yourself, we all saw Nala's bedroom eyes
capybara with a Glock 19
2:15
*(Sees Nala)* On second thought..
Like a mutated version of the onion,very funny thank you I pulled a muscle laughing so hard.
Then it was more funny
I want to have kids, some day. There's nothing like the look on your kid's face when you take him out of the trunk.
Depends if he likes being there or not; some kids would think it cool to get out of the trunk at school sometime. But I suspect you'd be paid a visit by the authorities the same day for some reason...
When I was in college my car doors froze, and I had to enter and exit the car by the hatchback (!)...astronaut-entering-capsule style feet first, slide over the seats, and come out of the car backwards via the hatchback...and I was not petite! An acquaintance saw me getting out and yelled across the lot asking what the hell I was was doing, causing a couple more people to witness me leaving my Honda Apollo spacecraft...
11:21 now that's a Jezebel.
Apple users getting roasted wayyyy before mobile phones exist lmfao
me after 7th day of NNN: *thats it , i'm enabling google safe search*
The Google: "Hot single naked women in your area need you! (click here)"
18:30 he is Chad because he saved himself till his marriage
"but there were still fewer homeless than there is now". I mean, sure, because the homeless either worked their way back up, died horribly, or were caught stealing and executed......
just let me summon magic missile from my hands whenever.
But they home onto you.
Harambe was a monster that they took way too long to shoot.
Unalive yourself you don’t matter
Beethoven wasn’t deaf before music he became increasingly deaf in middle period of his career.
2:31 Bro did not take that disrespect
2:35 holy fk . __ .
You know something’s up when god curses
"What the F--K is wrong with you people??!!" - God
6:22 technically you just can't touch yourself on november, you can do the rest tough
13:04 Someone's bitter.
7:48
"Evil look"
3:04 saving this for myself
8:00 sometimes you just have to. say fuck it! why not show the bastard how it is done
1:09 I have lost too many braincells
Not sure if it was real or not anymore. Feminists are too stupid.
My super power would be able to be god for one minute every day
Side effect - every thing turns into minecraft
5:30 looks like Michael Jackson of he were a Saiyan in Dragonball
#dankness
Her: Whatcha doin'?
Me: Hopefully you.
Ooo don't mind me, I'm just here to watch. 😄👀
And then after you say that you gently start to rub her thighs then you feel a perculiar bulge then you realize that your crush was a man with a bigger d than you. The End
@@michellebrock9936 If you can keep the sound of your moaning down a bit, so I can hear hers, that'd be great. 🤫
@@Thereal_jaheim "The ruling on the field is that tanjiro's side kick attempted an illegal side effect when Mark H. did not choose to play the game. The result of the play is Mark H. retains possession of the girl and gets to do her. Timekeeper, please add 69 seconds to the clock; first down."
@@markh.6687 Bet, although I cannot make any guarantees. 😎
6:24 Well, when you work with the technology, you probably get an idea about where it will be.
Seriously, though, this man wrecked Steve Jobs before he was even born.
...I feel like I am that doggo with the flippers. Damn you, tasty food!
That wendy one almost put my ass in intensive care.
Can you please explain it?
@@ekaterinapavlova2113 sex ed stuff glows in blacklight.
@@CyanideCold holy... Thanks!
Santa gives bad people coal, but what if they like coal?
20:21 the power to change how old u need to be in order to use apps
But you ages the minimum age for that app.
Super power: the ability to negate all consequences for anything.
You never get bad consequences you get punished by things you like but you can’t do any of them because you negate all of them making you miss out on so much fun
@@chacharealsmooth9708 Nice plot twist there!
NYEH HEHEHEHE IM EEEEVIL
Hold up she has a winer
If the kid doesn't understand why he needs to cross the street upon first observation of the picture, he probably won't ever
You can Summon Infinite food of any kind and you don’t gain weight from eating the summoned food.
You have no sense of taste.
Side effect: Eating the food does nothing but give you the sensation of taste, and nobody else can see/feel it.
Magic power? Easy. The ability to transform any part of me or my entire body into anything I imagine. That way I could shapeshift to any animal, or mythical creature and use whatever their abilities are, or superman with all his powers, or a literal allpowerful god at will. I could turn my hand to a time machine, or grow magical wings, or anything. If I can imagine it then it happens.
0:07 Hate to say it, but the sad truth is that old man is absolutely right.
20:20 being omnipotent (with the things that break the rules of physicks possible)
You can only do so while within an inch of your life
Side effect: you can spell “physics” correctly
Side effect: you're not actually omnipotent. You're in a psychiatric hospital
Ye canna change de laws of Physics, Piotr!
You have dementia
My power is to have godly abilities while negating any side effects given to me
Although, negating side effects given to you, your godly powers cannot protect you from an inevitable death and you die of old age.
@@Leroy---Phobia I can live with that
To be able to Google search your memory and be 100% correct even if you don't remember.
My power would be that I am immune to side-effects.
The side effect of that is not suffering any side effects.
The Circle Is Complete...."X" gets the square.
@@markh.6687 But "not experiencing side-effects" is the main effect, rather than a side-effect within itself.
@@sleeplesswhipdcreme_nosleep But you COULD suffer side effects from not suffering any side effects. It's quite complicated, and involves the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, a 20-sided die, and a trampoline. :)
@@markh.6687 Elaborate please! You have my attention!
@@sleeplesswhipdcreme_nosleep I'm pretty sure the point is that you're confused
Magic power : i get to deside if someone has testicular cancer or not
Side effect: you also get testicular cancer
Side effect: your horribly indecisive
Also: decide**
but the opposite of your choice happens 50% of the time (eg. you choose that they do, means 50% chance they don't)
I have complete control over reality
Levitation where I can levitate and levitate other things
It costs equal energy to levitate things as it would for you to lift it yourself
All meme chanel's using the best Booba waifu available.
Memilion for no good reason: TRUE TEASE
But let us neither mock nor ignore the smaller Booba waifus; big or small, love them all.
magic power: i have a girlfrind that loves me
But you can't be 14 feet to her.
I am invisible only when people are not looking at me
When someone looks at you a random part of your body becomes permanently invisible
I’m immune to homeworks
School will be on sundays and will be 20 % harder on Sunday exactly 12:00 to 12:50
Next one is the big one!
for clarification, 16 decimeters is about 5 feet
Thanks for not bleeping the swears.
The power to temporarily give me any power i can think of
But they only last 1 second
@@menacemaguire335 there are a lot of powers that can do a lot of damage in that amount of time
@@tbvr2039 if you try super speed you will probably die
15:00-:23 People laugh, but it’s sound advice.
Magic powder: the ability to get featured by Memellion, so I can crush it up & snort it.
Your weewee gets smaller every day until it implodes on itself creating a black hole
@@squigglymustache9724 lmao hott! don't threaten me with a good time. 🤣
..........Wha-??
@@markh.6687 😄 Wha???
@@michellebrock9936 If that's threatening you with a good time, wait until I show up with the trampoline, a jar of peanut butter, fur-lined heart-shaped handcuffs, and a kazoo.
0:12 😂😂😂😂
This will be interesting... -I can shapeshift into anyone and anything and will be able to see how to avoid getting in contact with the original being or something..
But when you shapeshift into said object or thing the entity teleports 20 feet around you
Side effect: prostate cancer
Side efect you slowly lose the meorie of your true look with each shapeshift you forgot one little thing of your own body when shaping back
The hell is that thumbnail?
She farted. Nothing wrong with that, but it worked as a clickbait. This picture obviously is taken from behind, otherwise you woud see their eyes.
im able to revurse gravity, but only for poker chips
Side effect: you are a poker chip
Magic: I secretly turn all veggie-meat into real meat.
side effect - You get cancelled
You turn it all into hamster meat, causing a spontaneous revolution resulting in your being summarily executed by a raging crowd.
@@markh.6687 that would make a great movie
@@MrVelyx Thank you.
5:31 who gave Michael Jackson goku hair
Magic power aye? Well I could chose something so busted that it would matter what weakness I get... But where's the fun in that?
I chose Levitation
Ok but each time you levitate chocolate rain plays and you have uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
v69 is next, i cant wait
I have the power to negate all negative side affects, leaving me with no useful power.
Check Mate
Side effect: It's only one use
You also have prostate cancer, forcing the one-use get out of jail card. I proceed to give you testicular cancer; It was all for nothing.
@@c_machine938 teamwork!
Your side effect is extreme boredom.
I can grant as many wishes as I want but I can grant them to myself as well and I am still human
But when Grant a wish you die.
Targeting woman journalists??? Its less than 15%
for the challenge, I can control gravity to any extent and whenever I do "Fortunate son" plays in the background
It will not affect you
I used to read the grim reaper WEBTOON, but stopped during a hiatus, is it any better?
@@mohamedkaba5139 dude idk, I stopped as well
@@waigi2416 sad, I was hoping to fly
@@user-uv3my9zv7e hehe lol
0:16 period question mark
Yes
my power would be that I could freeze time
You age 50 years every second and when you die, time resumes leaving behind an empty husk.
@@squigglymustache9724 Hey! That was pretty darn good!
pretty good
look the condom thing is about the ring size at the base the regular size cuts circulation off lol
So Mikael Jackson mixed with goku
i can see any event in the future no matter how far i look
Every time you do so you teleport to where you only have 1 day before said event happens
@Little Firefly that means i cant see your comment
Every time you do it you get a headache so bad that you want kill your self oh also your blind
You have dementia that activates every time you use it
bro what did i just see
11:20 reminds me of a demon
#dankness
my superpower: i am exactly the same way i am now but people find me funnier
Side effect: you are invisible
Magic rifle
Only magic rifle Sunday
@@tofuu666 dude, uncool