Missing Los Angeles in the 2021 Mclaren GT | Stories From The Road

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  • Опубликовано: 2 сен 2021
  • In this installment of "Stories From The Road," Tom Segura test drives the all-new 2021 McLaren GT. Tom drives through Los Angeles, where he recently moved from. As he drives, he recounts his favorite memories from his 19 years in the city. He remembers his first podcast with Joe Rogan, the time he saw Matthew McConaughey in nothing but a swimsuit at an arms dealer's party, and the time he jumped actor Robert Forster's car. He thinks back on all the famous comics he had the opportunity to open for from Bob Saget to Charlie Murphy to John Witherspoon. He also describes the time he was awakened by his neighbor's murder. Tom then gets a call from his wife, Christina P, who is less than thrilled that he's driving another McLaren, and urges him to drive safe to avoid breaking himself again.
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  • @nicksanzi8820
    @nicksanzi8820 2 года назад +492

    Christina yelling at Tom to go slow while he's getting passed by Ford fusions is hilarious

    • @RobErie325
      @RobErie325 2 года назад +2

      i was thinking the same thing XD

    • @bmtziii640
      @bmtziii640 2 года назад +3

      High and tight

    • @er1c_b
      @er1c_b 2 года назад

      Lmfao. Didn't notice that. Thank you!

    • @klamdert945
      @klamdert945 2 года назад

      Yelling? That was a rather formal discussion

  • @mikemacb7rs4
    @mikemacb7rs4 2 года назад +467

    Keeping Christina's call in the video was comedy gold.

    • @EckoUntitl
      @EckoUntitl 2 года назад +12

      "How much is your life insurance" best shit

    • @brumbysandwhich3854
      @brumbysandwhich3854 2 года назад +5

      Ecspeacily the part where tom became a sell out for a 10 minute McLaren ad

    • @EckoUntitl
      @EckoUntitl 2 года назад +2

      @@brumbysandwhich3854 Ok Bert

    • @ozthyvel
      @ozthyvel 2 года назад +1

      @@brumbysandwhich3854 and how is that a bad thing?

    • @trypt1
      @trypt1 2 года назад +2

      @@brumbysandwhich3854 what's wrong with promoting things that you like?

  • @nathangebben5738
    @nathangebben5738 2 года назад +230

    Burnt Chrysler is going to be SOO jealous

  • @michaelalden9427
    @michaelalden9427 2 года назад +287

    “If you break yourself, no D touches for a whole year” that killed me

    • @CC_Marauder
      @CC_Marauder 2 года назад +14

      So wrong on so many levels. Sex should NEVER be used as a weapon.

    • @jacobb5625
      @jacobb5625 2 года назад +27

      @@CC_Marauder she's kidding. probably. they're comedians chill out

    • @daveh2612
      @daveh2612 2 года назад +7

      @@CC_Marauder D touches are the only thing that motivates Tom.

    • @bsbgk683
      @bsbgk683 2 года назад +8

      @@CC_Marauder if you were a real mommy, you would know a D getting referenced is ALWAYS inside of a bigger joke

    • @recurringintensity
      @recurringintensity 2 года назад +3

      @@bsbgk683 fax

  • @sid5156
    @sid5156 2 года назад +120

    " For F*@k sakes Tom, you already broke half your body this past year" hahahahahahaha. That was too funny.

  • @zone07
    @zone07 2 года назад +84

    The Wife: "No D Touches for a year"
    Tom: " Driving super slow right now."

  • @j.r.r.toking
    @j.r.r.toking 2 года назад +139

    Christina's call had me laughing. Glad they did not edit that out 👍

  • @slavex7
    @slavex7 2 года назад +165

    Christina even in a different location can’t help but interrupt tim when he’s making his content

    • @namehere4285
      @namehere4285 2 года назад +3

      Christine

    • @pkz420
      @pkz420 2 года назад +5

      Who's Tim?

    • @besitstookeezbeshzhacuz9371
      @besitstookeezbeshzhacuz9371 2 года назад +3

      Don't be surprised when Timmy gives her his lefts and rights again after this 😳👁💥💪👊✨✨✨🐰

    • @lautyx18
      @lautyx18 2 года назад

      One leg wasn't enough apparently

    • @dustinwhiteside
      @dustinwhiteside 2 года назад +4

      Mommy jeans worried about daddy jeans 😆

  • @xXwikiwiki001Xx
    @xXwikiwiki001Xx 2 года назад +86

    Wow, I was on the fence but after this video I will certainly purchase the all-new 2021 McLaren GT!

    • @dipchips34garvis68
      @dipchips34garvis68 2 года назад +4

      😂

    • @Rangifulla
      @Rangifulla 2 года назад +4

      I'm getting the same colour so I can be like Tom.

    • @avi7278
      @avi7278 2 года назад +2

      @@Rangifulla mine delivered tuesday, is painted rainbow

    • @Dadbod1999
      @Dadbod1999 2 года назад +2

      You're only getting one? I'm getting 7

  • @Toki52
    @Toki52 2 года назад +41

    "I jumped his car." Here's me thinking he jumped over it, possibly with a basketball.

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 2 года назад

      Lol, like his car's broken down on the side if the road and Tom just pulls up and offers to jump over it. Then Robert Forester is just like "Omg, that's such a nice gesture." 😂

    • @fuckyalifebingbong
      @fuckyalifebingbong 2 года назад

      my high ass thought like a ramp i was like gah damn lol

    • @fuckyalifebingbong
      @fuckyalifebingbong 2 года назад

      nitro circus shit you know

  • @PhilEtzel
    @PhilEtzel 2 года назад +28

    I had a completely different thought in my head when you said You "jumped" Robert Forster's car. Weeeee......

    • @daveh2612
      @daveh2612 2 года назад +2

      Thought the same.

  • @Samidee79
    @Samidee79 2 года назад +110

    It’s good they didn’t edit out that hilarious piece of marital bull-shit that most couples get into on the regular.

    • @rmnitsolutions
      @rmnitsolutions 2 года назад +5

      The great equalizer

    • @Ashley_Schaeffer
      @Ashley_Schaeffer 2 года назад

      Because there was nothing funny to edit... Tom is a very UNfunny man....

    • @orvil9223
      @orvil9223 2 года назад +3

      Since it's planned for the video, they probably wouldn't edit it out. You people are so gullible with anything on video.

    • @marmas5
      @marmas5 2 года назад

      I was going to like this comment but the “like” count was/is 69. So I left it.

  • @besitstookeezbeshzhacuz9371
    @besitstookeezbeshzhacuz9371 2 года назад +31

    Timmy's going to give Carol another attitude adjustment for bugging him 👀👊💥💥💥✨✨✨

    • @Dan0TheMano
      @Dan0TheMano 2 года назад +1

      More pink eye. She’ll learn

  • @robe.1084
    @robe.1084 2 года назад +39

    So apparently Tom was lucky he broke an arm and a leg trying to dunk…if it had been 2 legs he’d be sitting in a wheelchair and Christina would be sitting on some new Daddy’s face. See Tom, God does love you 😘

  • @bobbycigarillo
    @bobbycigarillo 2 года назад +68

    Its comforting to know that as rich as Tom is, his wife still bitches him out just like the rest of us lol

    • @MrFittyTucker
      @MrFittyTucker 2 года назад +1

      It goes to show No Matter what you do for a woman you can never please them and their mission in life is too s#it on a man!

  • @lascanio
    @lascanio 2 года назад +37

    Loved the real nature of Christina's call

    • @orvil9223
      @orvil9223 2 года назад

      The real nature was that it was planned - do you people really think this stuff happens randomly in a 9 minute video? Let me make it clear for you people - there is no such thing as total "reality" in ANYTHING that is filmed.

    • @lascanio
      @lascanio 2 года назад +1

      @@orvil9223 dream killer… how dare you, Jeans and real momies never lie, play games or joke about this stuff… beat me, kick me, don’t be stingy… you bet I’m coming up may ight???

    • @peanutgallery7753
      @peanutgallery7753 2 года назад +1

      @@orvil9223 Low and loose comment right here.

  • @kingyames
    @kingyames 2 года назад +11

    This dude slept thru seven shotgun blasts.

  • @simonfea2
    @simonfea2 2 года назад +8

    Tina's so cute telling Tomas to keep his shit together.

  • @haymaker710
    @haymaker710 2 года назад +19

    After that phone call from Christina I can understand why Tom broke her leg.

    • @cornelionsqween8028
      @cornelionsqween8028 2 года назад +1

      I can't wait until he trains the kids to push her down the stairs for him.

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 2 года назад +1

      @@cornelionsqween8028 They're going to leave their toys on the steps.

  • @drivewaystar6485
    @drivewaystar6485 2 года назад +14

    Is Tom starting a car review channel? Cuz I would totally watch it. 95% stories and 5% car related shit lol

  • @belliott88
    @belliott88 2 года назад +31

    Can’t wait to watch or listen to his next Stand-Up Special. Tom’s one of the absolute BEST in Stand-Up Comedy.

  • @nosrac95
    @nosrac95 2 года назад +1

    Love these, Tom

  • @mwagg123
    @mwagg123 2 года назад

    Yes! Keep these coming

  • @shaunjax
    @shaunjax 2 года назад +5

    Miss these videos! OG Tom

  • @Dickfatkins87
    @Dickfatkins87 2 года назад +2

    The fact Matt plugged Tom into all these cars is amazing

  • @funkyduck4743
    @funkyduck4743 2 года назад +7

    The call with Christina is pure gold! I love em so much

  • @Scott-Tim
    @Scott-Tim 2 года назад

    These are the absolute best!!! Can’t wait for the “Willow Springs” content

  • @MegaFlorest
    @MegaFlorest 2 года назад

    We miss you too, Jeans! Glad to hear you give LA some love, still.

  • @SomethingSeemsOff
    @SomethingSeemsOff 2 года назад +8

    If it wasn't for the fact that he did actually seriously injure himself, the wife's call would have been beyond annoying but he did so I was laughing the whole time.

  • @psychotictactoe
    @psychotictactoe 2 года назад +11

    Tom: OMG im going to drive a Mclaren!!
    Also Tom: Im going to pick up some diapers and twinkies!

    • @avi7278
      @avi7278 2 года назад

      nope, just nope

  • @andy14169
    @andy14169 2 года назад

    just got tickets to your show near me in may of 2022 and its already almost sold out! keep killin the game tom!

  • @kmen264
    @kmen264 2 года назад +4

    Nothing is like sitting in a $300,000 exotic and having the health and safety sticker staring at you the entire time

    • @JackofTrades21
      @JackofTrades21 2 года назад

      That thing is so ingrained into me it just blends in it would be weird for it to not be there

  • @willpayne7726
    @willpayne7726 2 года назад

    I'm so glad the call was kept in the video 🤣

  • @flyingman7041
    @flyingman7041 2 года назад +1

    1:50 😂😂 lmao that's why your one of the best

  • @b.newsome8696
    @b.newsome8696 2 года назад +8

    Christine is such a wife.

  • @Gome.o
    @Gome.o 2 года назад +6

    god DAMN that's a beautiful looking, wrap-myself-around-the-side-of-a-pole looking machine

  • @theelmagoo
    @theelmagoo 2 года назад

    oh the Cat Club... sad when it closed (the one that used to be near The Whiskey?). Now I'm curious where'd you relocate to...

  • @MrLee23
    @MrLee23 2 года назад

    Speaking of arms; good to see you're doing better. That was a nasty spill.

  • @guardian-1434
    @guardian-1434 2 года назад +4

    I like how Tom says "they claim" because you know he's about to put them high and tight and test it himself

  • @ExistentialBordem
    @ExistentialBordem 2 года назад +14

    Tom gives off those Garth vibes when he tries to smile. Creepy ass thumbnail.

    • @EckoUntitl
      @EckoUntitl 2 года назад

      If he starts singing,we are doomed

  • @laceybluecat5723
    @laceybluecat5723 2 года назад

    nice car,thanks for sharing

  • @kokorolex
    @kokorolex 2 года назад +3

    Surprised Tom didn't say "H EY CH RIS TEEEEENAAAAAA" when she called

  • @crashfistfight
    @crashfistfight 2 года назад +12

    A wise man once told me “influencers are basically comedians without jokes, and comedians are basically influencers without style”
    Tom Segura lives up to that

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 2 года назад

      Ain't he both?

  • @Bcwithoutthebde
    @Bcwithoutthebde 2 года назад +1

    I can't stop looking at that pinch in the leather headrest

  • @lethalbydefault
    @lethalbydefault 2 года назад +9

    Wow, Tom. You're like a real RUclipsr now. When are you gonna start boxing?

    • @ashtonshelton8584
      @ashtonshelton8584 2 года назад +1

      He’s gotta be able to use his fingers again first😂😂😂😂

  • @GodinSpace
    @GodinSpace 2 года назад +29

    I was upset the Segura's left the city of angels so I broke them

    • @thatwasmyoldname
      @thatwasmyoldname 2 года назад +11

      Give me my pet hamster back you fuck.

    • @petesahad3028
      @petesahad3028 2 года назад +5

      Why did you make me short fucka?!

    • @daveh2612
      @daveh2612 2 года назад +1

      Amen.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 2 года назад

      God has my call for prayers gotten enough likes on Facebook for you to heal my dieing friend yet?? Please please

  • @JJ721999
    @JJ721999 2 года назад

    "Yeah he definitely reloaded" 😂😂

  • @plstrom
    @plstrom 2 года назад +1

    is that the wifey from hell ?! lol
    imagine if he said he was going to shoot some hoops for a second !!!

  • @STAMPER-DESIGN
    @STAMPER-DESIGN 2 года назад

    Love the Jeans

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 2 года назад +3

    Dude props for the LA love since lots of comedians have just been about how it sucks

    • @GymAndSun
      @GymAndSun 2 года назад

      It does in its own ways for sure 😆

  • @sjpearson14
    @sjpearson14 2 года назад

    There is like a Seinfeld style to presenting a car now. Shows how brilliant he is in the small details.

  • @zankfrappe5145
    @zankfrappe5145 2 года назад

    T-Buns putting out the best car commercial ever.

  • @jumpinjohnnyruss
    @jumpinjohnnyruss 2 года назад

    0:46 I love how he pointed out the truck driving by. That's how you know he's really there and it's not a green screen.

  • @burglekutt403
    @burglekutt403 2 года назад

    That banter with your wife put you far above the other car tubers in my opinion lol I’m only watching u now

  • @LamboDEB1
    @LamboDEB1 2 года назад

    Vlogs like this would sick

  • @michaelolson571
    @michaelolson571 2 года назад

    These scenes of marital bliss make me happy.

  • @happydays9956
    @happydays9956 2 года назад

    Wouldn't it be great if the vid went on another 5 secs and after the call ended he just floored it with a crazy as laugh and mad man grin

  • @nateejl
    @nateejl 2 года назад +1

    Man I was loving this till Christine called😂

  • @tannerwerts7865
    @tannerwerts7865 2 года назад

    Phone call made it lol

  • @C-Thunder
    @C-Thunder 2 года назад +1

    "Would you still love me if, I came in a wheelchair?" That silence was deafening! Yikes, my dude!

  • @scottdeaussie
    @scottdeaussie 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣 I love how he shit himself when Christina got serious- like every husband when they hear that “tone” in her voice! 🤣🤣

  • @ItzDominick
    @ItzDominick 2 года назад

    Do more of these love you man

  • @buckwheat672
    @buckwheat672 2 года назад +20

    She really threatened no "D" touches..... Damn thats harsh

  • @BradVicious
    @BradVicious 2 года назад

    I love that it has Texas plates. Lol

  • @maverikotonashi
    @maverikotonashi 2 года назад +2

    Tom's got a Stage 5 Clinger as a wife

  • @DyingBreed1776
    @DyingBreed1776 2 года назад

    I like these..

  • @ImK4Os
    @ImK4Os 2 года назад +1

    Damn is this that one video where tom talks about his bumper falling off?

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 2 года назад

    1:50 Savage!

  • @matthewmc4363
    @matthewmc4363 Год назад

    Nothing like it.
    Ask Ken.
    Cat got your tungsten? Lol

  • @dgage1776
    @dgage1776 2 года назад

    Pretty humble guy

  • @snapeshotz
    @snapeshotz 2 года назад +1

    True love ❤️

  • @ApexClubRacer
    @ApexClubRacer 2 года назад

    Loved the chill vibe of the episode. Cool stories and shout out to knowing willow springs! True gearhead.

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 2 года назад +3

    he's slowly morphing into garth

  • @BRAWLR333
    @BRAWLR333 2 года назад +6

    That's the first time I've ever heard Christina sound like such a buzzkill.
    She's been hanging out with Berts wife too much.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 2 года назад +1

    “Tom Segura’s Garage” can become the new car show when Leno retires

  • @Error_404_Account_Deleted
    @Error_404_Account_Deleted 2 года назад

    LA is literally in hospice care 😂

  • @camiloduartef
    @camiloduartef 2 года назад

    best car review i have seen in years , more please !

  • @TGTDE
    @TGTDE 2 года назад +1

    Did she just say, “If you break yourself, no D touches for a year”?? 😂 😂 😂

  • @AlexHernandez-gn6rd
    @AlexHernandez-gn6rd 2 года назад

    Tommy buns we love you man !

  • @raylo1635
    @raylo1635 2 года назад +2

    He moved to Austin but still rocks an LA hat 🤔

  • @marcusjames6425
    @marcusjames6425 2 года назад

    haha
    you can totally tell that is not your normal conversation with your wife by her "Uh-Huh".

  • @ahodgdon2918
    @ahodgdon2918 2 года назад

    Tom mentioning Method man instantly reminded me of the joke he told in one of his specials. 😂😂.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 2 года назад

      That's right he was one of the many dicks in that story wasn't he... LOL

  • @FarCatMedia
    @FarCatMedia 2 года назад

    Now you're in Texas, a lot of open highway. Keep the series going.

  • @TheSaiyanRace
    @TheSaiyanRace 2 года назад +1

    The discomfort on Tom's face during that call is the face of every man in a relationship

  • @higherstandard710
    @higherstandard710 2 года назад

    Holy shit 207 for your show in Irvine for 2 people! 😂 this isn’t Long Beach pricing 😂

  • @anthonyreed3763
    @anthonyreed3763 2 года назад +6

    Got DAMN Matt Farah really hooked you up Todd

  • @TheNeverposts
    @TheNeverposts 2 года назад

    called just to fight lol

  • @saulsmith6674
    @saulsmith6674 2 года назад +1

    That phone call is why I’m not getting married again. Jesus

  • @cowprez
    @cowprez 2 года назад

    I had two kids here (as he points to his crotch!!) - THATS freakin funny!!!

  • @UncleChester
    @UncleChester 2 года назад

    I would watch a video of their car conversations everyday. Keep featherin it!

  • @drsus0
    @drsus0 2 года назад

    Has Tom driven in Seattle, Atlanta, NAshville, etc? LA traffic is bad but at least you have options, side streets, other freeways.

  • @trvsnch
    @trvsnch 2 года назад

    That Scrum better get polished if your driving a Hot ride like that!

  • @jacobwestcott4536
    @jacobwestcott4536 2 месяца назад

    D touches are pretty good, thats a good bargaining strategy

  • @2733alwaysnear
    @2733alwaysnear 2 года назад

    Noone:...
    Tom reviewing a car: Here's a murder story

  • @caseywood9781
    @caseywood9781 2 года назад

    I moved away from WeHo ago. I miss it every day. There's a pot store on La Brea called Hollywood High Grade. I miss it more 😭

  • @JWnFlorida
    @JWnFlorida Год назад

    Christina, God Love her by the way... you better.. you better. And tom with I found this McLaren and no one would drive it but me 😂😂😂😂

  • @sunnyside9273
    @sunnyside9273 2 года назад +8

    Sacrilege , that the House of Blues was torn down for the Pendry. Developers & bulldozers win again. HOB was such a legend of live music performances on Sunset in its short run.

  • @mackcity
    @mackcity 2 года назад

    Those crazy blue eyes really make the McLaren pop! 😍

  • @thomascorbin6450
    @thomascorbin6450 2 года назад +1

    CP be trippin on Tom lmfao

  • @guywithalltheanswers6942
    @guywithalltheanswers6942 2 года назад

    Outside Austin the speed limit is 85 and no one even cares if you speed. There is also the F1 track that people can drive on once a week.