In just 4 minutes and 20 seconds, this deer has: Ridden a horse Murdered a horse in cold blood Modified his body to become what is basically a cyborg Recruited a human follower Been deer Jesus Played a game against a giant cow Became spiderdeer And shortly after, sexually assaulted a koala...
Imagine being a hunter tracking this deer. You see the tracks like any normal deer then you see the tracks changed into tracks that sonic would make. Thats terrifying.
@@NeonRahkshi you just hear like 10 guns click behind you, You look behind you and that deer, he stands on 2 feet, Wielding an entire armoury of guns opun his body
@@Monstress4love they are egg-laying mammals and the males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs. I'm sure that much chaos can be had by utilizing these facts in a game
Jack: koala man! I must save you, from the bush fires. *5 seconds later* “Can I shoot you to death?” *1 minute later* “My objective for this video, *KILL THE KOALA* “
Me: “mom can I get gta” Mom: “we got gta at home Gta at home: me: ''oh yeah I got the beter version at home'' edit: ''ya'll happy now?'' edit 2: “I changed edite to edit. Are y’all happy now?”
In an effort to understand what you were talking about, I found out that _Infinity Train _*_actually_*_ got picked up as a series and I never found out until just now _*_HOLY HELL_* ...so, thank you for that...
i played it on my pc yesterday for the firs time since xbox 360 days and forgot how wrong and disturbing it was but when i played it on 360 i was very young and innocent
Really love this video and love seeing Jacks reaction to the various game mechanics. I hope he comes back to this game specially since they have updated it and there's even more boss battles, weapons, and even some things he missed.
The very moment Jack started singing the attack on titan theme song it caught me off guard to where I fell off my bed laughing so hard!😂 Not gonna lie the was my favorite part besides seeing a deer run on two legs!!!🤣
When they created the first microchip. It evolved into a processes. Then it evolved into a computer. Then a smaller computer. Then a smaller less powerful computer called the phone. Then this. Evolution is a mystery.
Right when I saw the thumbnail, my immediate thought was, “HA, It’s Alan-Dracula!” And then three minute into the video, I thought, “Oh dang, it really is him!”
Imagine, you’re an uber, relaxing, and driving around with your food, and then you see a deer charging at you 70 miles per hour standing on its hind legs with its arms curled to its side like an angry teacher
"what do u mean he's your brother?" I'm dyiiiing, you're so funny! I'm going thru so much stress n u seriously have saved me from drowning in depression - thank you, Jack....
Jack: "Everybody becomes deer." Goats: *starts preparing for war* Me: "Looks like WW3 is not gonna be what we thought it would be." ~side note: i'm gonna regret commenting this -_-
Hey anyone remember the movie open season. When that hunter guy was predicting the future that animals will take over.... Well I wasn't expecting this kinda future LOL
In just 4 minutes and 20 seconds, this deer has:
Ridden a horse
Murdered a horse in cold blood
Modified his body to become what is basically a cyborg
Recruited a human follower
Been deer Jesus
Played a game against a giant cow
Became spiderdeer
And shortly after, sexually assaulted a koala...
Underatted? Underatted comment.
Thats what life does to ya 😂
Who knew horses can do so much
Dont forget to write he became spider deer
DFK K of course, how foolish of me too underestimate this deers power
“An army of assorted deer people” needs to be a card in cards against humanity
Hell yeah
It has the same energy as
*bears.*
*Just bears.*
That is one of my favorite games and I,m 11
Absolutely
"How did I lose my virginity?"
"An army of assorted deer people."
Imagine being a hunter tracking this deer. You see the tracks like any normal deer then you see the tracks changed into tracks that sonic would make. Thats terrifying.
That would be like some Looney Toons crap right there!
More terrifying, is when you realize the deeeer is tracking you.
@@NeonRahkshi you just hear like 10 guns click behind you, You look behind you and that deer, he stands on 2 feet, Wielding an entire armoury of guns opun his body
@@_TheMushroomMan The Deeeer: "I too am doom..."
@@NeonRahkshi what do you even do, I guess you just kinda pray to whatever god, but im afraid not even god would save you then
Jack: Am I am alien?
Game zooms in to Australia
My brain: He’s an Austr-Alien
Nice one
I can’t tell if this was funny or makes me want to die
WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU MAKE GOOD PUNS BUT I CANT 😭
@@letsssgo2900 needs some practice just keep working on it
Thats a good oneᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
New York: King Kong
Sydney, Australia: *Koala Kong*
dude you could have said 'Kongala'
That's not Sydney but I respect the meme
Haha LoL yup
Tokyo: Godzilla
Yeh mate as an Australian I can confirm
"Why is there a giant koala on the side of a building"
Why Jack, it is Australia. We have koalas on the side of every bulding.
no way u serious
MeMyFriend123 Well not anymore thanks to the fact that they’re... burned
It's sad, especially because half the fires are caused by some idiots on the side of the road, some even do it on purpose.
@@memyfriend123 meh. Australia is as fucked up as Florida anyways. They're causing problems in Bali by doing unorthodox shit
For real tho
2010s: Goat simulator will never be rivalled.
2020s: *Hold my DEER*
Yol Riin Lask come now friend, surely once more for old times sake?
Yol Riin Lask don’t be a prUdE
ThePictishMan 26 ya
Yea
Dang it that is almost exactly what I was going to say
0:49
I just love the drum-roll every time the deer runs on two legs.
Jack: “What is a deer supposed to do?"
Also Jack: "Oh *deery* me...*
Me: *F A C E P A L M*
oml stop , no one cares
Sparkist They’re spamming this everywhere XD.
@@ClairvoyantDreams358 yea lmfao , bots are roaming around RUclips like deers
@@mmdrexsam2206 F U C K Y O U
@@mmdrexsam2206🖕too
"Who needs Spider-Man when you have Deer? He's _much_ better!"
*Tom Holland cries in the distance*
CrownClown Creations well at least Spider-Man will always have pizza delivery to fall back on... *delivery
music intensifies*
@@trindalas *_Death Stranding music intensifies_*
@CrownClown Creations are fucking awesome Mate! like this comment if you are sexy!
The new green goblin is jacksepticeye
na fianna dochreidte
Start of last decade:goat simulator
Start of the new decade: deer simulator
Start of next decade: Platypus Simulator
@@singingwolf3929 nah its pider simulator
SingingWolf's Random DIY and Gear but they don’t do much
@@Monstress4love Exactly why they will be perfect for a game like this
@@Monstress4love they are egg-laying mammals and the males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs. I'm sure that much chaos can be had by utilizing these facts in a game
"The rules of the jungle are, don't mess with the koalas"
If you mess with them, they’ll drop on you from the trees.
the[__]
the[ _ ]
Yep they have stds
@@stonks_man6656 _damn that sounds scarier then it should be_
0:33 Jack: Am I an alien?
Game: *zooms in on Australia*
My mind: Yes, an Austr-alien.
Huh, thats clever
Lol 😂🤣
Those Austr-aliens are lit
You're a genius
Everybody gangsta.
Till the deer pulls a gun on you.
Gun Deer.
a random squidward that’s just something u can’t come back from
In Soviet Russia, Deer shoot you
a random squidward and grenades
Goose: Peace was never an option....*grabs a knife*
When Goat Simulator and Untitled Goose Game have a love child:
I’m pretty sure you were still a bastard in goat simulator
@@theironrubberduck If you have ps4 and a ps+ you get goat simulator for free
LITERALLY
The Iron Rubber duck I do to I remember mixing mutators and making god goats and getting every goat but Goat Zero
@@McGoat41 Devil Goat + Angel Goat + Jetpack Goat = FLYYYYY
he needs to come back to this game, they have added a LOT.
yea iv just watched the pre order trailer
Playing it now
Guess what
He just did
Guess what? IT'S BACK!
As an Australian, I can confirm that this is exactly how animals work here.
Oh god that’s amazing
You just see a deer on its hind legs *Z O O M* at you
@@runes5407 with guns instead of antlers on him
As an American, i can confirm that deers use guns in our states.
@@deadshotyt9588 sounds like something our American deers would do
Jack: koala man! I must save you, from the bush fires.
*5 seconds later*
“Can I shoot you to death?”
*1 minute later*
“My objective for this video, *KILL THE KOALA* “
national geographic after 3 am be like
*When deer try to mate with horses*
Jack: “I’m riding on a horse, AS A DEER!”
Jack commented on my recent ❤
@@radicalescapist Liar
Oh deer
I laghed so hard when the"deeeers"horns upgraded to gunsXD
You could say his antlers evolved into...
*GATLERS*
Me: “mom can I get gta”
Mom: “we got gta at home
Gta at home:
me: ''oh yeah I got the beter version at home''
edit: ''ya'll happy now?''
edit 2: “I changed edite to edit. Are y’all happy now?”
This is better
even better
GTA at home is clearly superior
Here before this comment gets popular
Here to say this was on Jay’s video, too. So I’m gonna assume you’re either the same person or just thought this a good comment
This is an absolutely phenomenal game. All of these animal simulator games make me have so much fun
Surprised a verified RUclipsr isn’t getting more likes
@@cadethecrustycreature I comment on Jack's videos every single day since he played Detroit Become Human. I have like 20,000 likes so it's ok lol.
“Goat Simulator is a best game”
*Oh Deer here we go again*
that was my thought too, could this be the game to topple goat simulator
Clever
That was an overused pun
Bu dum tsss
No no no
"Deer rides a horse"
Pokémon sword and shield crown tundra dlc players : hey, i've seen this one!
I bought the dlc and could never access it :/
Hey
Facts
*Calyrex Has Been Summoned*
Big brain boi
Me: We need a mix of this game and Goat Simulator...
Jack: The Ultimate Gaming Animal Duo!
Untitled Goose: Do you mean “trio”?
Roblox fish Simulator
@@GDO9099 nah
Jackriel dremurr
@@GDO9099 aw yes a fellow man of yo.tango
Goat and deer are uncontrolled chaos.
Geese is pure malevolance.
Almost everyone : Isn’t this world weird enough?
Deeer Simulator : No, not at all.
This game was made for Jack
@@jorgevillagomez21 so was goat simulator
It's not just the abilities I swear this deer does look exactly like Alan Dracula
Especially the abilities
I suspect it is one of his kids that has taken a different route in life.
Goody. I love your comment and infinity train XD
In an effort to understand what you were talking about, I found out that _Infinity Train _*_actually_*_ got picked up as a series and I never found out until just now _*_HOLY HELL_*
...so, thank you for that...
@@HaloInverse glad to help
1:30 jack:*intense confusion* “why is there a koala on the building? WHAT IS THAT FISH?!”
Me: “welcome to Australia”
Jack: *gets gun*
First thing he shoots: school bus
Let's hope that deer is not in america
Ah the good old American way
1:10
Jack: "This is the best game ever made!"
Me:
*"Just like the goat simulator"*
Rara Noire AGREED
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this-
Sean said that while I read this
yeppp!!!! its like goat simulator
i played it on my pc yesterday for the firs time since xbox 360 days and forgot how wrong and disturbing it was but when i played it on 360 i was very young and innocent
Sean: Deer Wick
Me: John Deer
Exactly what I came to the comments for
Courtney Reiss bruh
Yes
Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe “you’re doesnt make sense” doesn’t make sense
John and replace the W in Wick with the D in Deer.
Don’t worry honey. He’s gone to the big farm in the sky.
The big farm in the sky:
“Can I ride the koala? We need to save him from the bush fires!”
**shoots him**
Wait that's not how you save people? No wonder I'm being chased police. Went into a hospital and tried to heal everyone
I went to a pharmacy and shot every client who approached me.
I don’t think bullets are an effective prescription...
@@Casperlova thats odd
@@UriyZ9mb8e Well, they aren't suffering from their diseases or medical bills anymore.
@@Casperlova They cured them of their illness for the rest of theirs life didn't they?
Original Title: “Deeeer Simulator”
New Title: “Animals on LSD”
LSDeeer
Yeah
pmigbarros🇵🇹 be like what
Sniperlord 2727 aka Timothy it’s a bot
Yakee overlord you have a point
Child: "Mom can we have Goat Simulator?"
Mom: "We have Goat Simulator at home."
Goat Simulator at home:
Boreddd!
BORINGGGG
Zoro Gaming
.-_.- I’m finding you pretty boring.
Zoro Gaming who cares
Mood
There's a really bad thunderstorm so I am just watching Jacksepticeye during a severe T-storm at 2 am.
2:23 Man, everybody gangsta till deer gets the guns lol.
jack: "Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer simulator"
also jack: "am I an alien?"
Lmao I got u a 69 good job my dude
@Eris Animates that's nothing I've had 1005 likes just for saying "if there's only one like your dumb"
@@aperson1908 wow
@@aperson1908 well you are Peter Griffin so
Moral of the story:
That “Deer” is high on 7 different drugs
nah this bitch is just on LSD
Im not sure thats a moral but yeah that dear is on crack lsd and maybe a bit of viagra
Genevieve Cline Lol good point
He is on all of them including viagra
No he's on every drug that exists
Really love this video and love seeing Jacks reaction to the various game mechanics. I hope he comes back to this game specially since they have updated it and there's even more boss battles, weapons, and even some things he missed.
My friends: “In my dream I got married to my crush”
My dream: *Deeeer Simulator*
Gabriela Clark what do you eat before you sleep?!
@@corison2058 well venison obviously
your dreeeeam
No, that was just the drugs kicking in.
Gabriela Clark my last dream I got kidnapped then stabbed the kidnapper 182 times in the chest then my alarm clock went off
“This is the best game ever f*ck anyone who says differently”
Me: *hjonks in disappointment*
Hjonk Hjonk
Very sad hjönk.
Dear avenger 4 old but first thing i thought of when i saw deer simulator.
The hjonkining will come
*crys in sally face*
Girl: Hey you want to come over?
Me: No I’m busy playing games
Girl: My parents aren’t home
Me: 0:49
Mr. Unknown Anonymous 💀💀😂
True
How did I think the same thing
🤣🤣🖤🤣
I feel you homes
Dude Jack's laugh when he first reacts to the deer running kills me every time lmfao
Alternative title: A normal day in Australia
not wrong with that one
You’d have to add the gravity belts and flip the screen upside down
Lol but we didn't drive on that side of the road 🤣
They forgot the cassowaries
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that he landed in Aus
Jack: picks up grenade
Also jack: doesn't see the guy with a TV as his head
2010: *people make animals extinct with guns*
2020:*animals making humans extinct with guns*
That is bad partner
Nice likes
Yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Resurrect thx made this joke myself XD
James Butler Hickok bad for us good for animals XD
The moment this video started playing I spoke aloud to myself "this is off to a great start." Only to have jack immediately say the same thing...lol.
Doctor: “Naruto Jesus isn’t real. He can’t hurt you”
Naruto Jesus: 3:03
😂
lmfao
Shut up, Naruto can walk on water and walls because of his chakra control Ya know!
Yeah, nice catch
didn't see guy walking on water
like Jesus 🙋 😇
If Jesus walks on water and cucumbers are 70% water and I can walk on cucumbers......does that mean I’m 70% Jesus?
Me: *sees the first 5 seconds of Deer neck stretching.*
Me: "Oh Deer."
Лол это цирк
Budoom tshh
Sean: “This is nice; this is normal.”
Me: “This is Australia on a daily basis.”
Indeed, when i walk outside i see giant koalas perched on buildings and deer spider-manning around trees. Nature is wonderful isn't it?
The one and only XYLO there is nothing to laugh about it.
*sorry, but the deers here in America use guns, no brag.*
@@chelmno8184 Nothing to brag about, its normal in Australia too, now theres something america and australia have in common
@@galactictrico6509 Nice, we can make peace with our AK-47s
The deer got hold of the reality stone, that’s all.
Jacksepticeye: *Sees earth for like five seconds*
Jack: Am I an alien?
No he's just Deadpool's pet Deer
He was playing a simulator, it starts by approaching earth, it was a valid question.
@@emilchandran546 I was jk ._.
Red Scar...
@@emilchandran546 Yas?
The very moment Jack started singing the attack on titan theme song it caught me off guard to where I fell off my bed laughing so hard!😂
Not gonna lie the was my favorite part besides seeing a deer run on two legs!!!🤣
I basically started singing along!
I recognised too , just the lyrics were little bit off ,like 99% off
UNDERRATED REFRENCE
Bruh how'd h fall off ur bed by laughing😑
@@Esyowi 'Cause they're weebs.
“Deer Wick”....you mean “John Deer”? 😂
OOB Toast Did you know that’s the name of a tractor company in Australia?
Get out.
Zarah Wielder It’s a company in America, too. I think that was probably the joke.
Zarah Wielder That’s literally the joke, and also the company “John Deere” is American.
‘Twas the joke, but it’s interesting to know they have those in AUS too
4:37 *looks over edge* *Walks of edge* Sean: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
"What should the Koala do?"
Developer: *Smokes Joint* Shoot eyebeams
Imagine being Sean's Neighbour and waking up to him yelling "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR" at 8 in the morning
I think that’s a normal thing that happens every morning
When they created the first microchip.
It evolved into a processes.
Then it evolved into a computer.
Then a smaller computer.
Then a smaller less powerful computer called the phone.
Then this.
Evolution is a mystery.
Everything about this comment is incorrect.
@@Oddi0 shhhhhhh
I want a sequel to this more than any other video in existence
Sean: Why is there a giant Koala on the building?
Me: That's a drop bear mate,welcome to Austraila.
Oh f*ck yeah you need to watch out for Pauline
You are on fire.
Yes
jeremy borchert yes, yes we are
Jack: Deer Wick
Me, an intellectual: John Deer
You didn’t get a conversation,but you got a like and a sub
Juandice
John *Doe*
I Just Want Good Conversations better yet like jack deer
But it is a deer not a combine harvester
Child: “Mom can we get Deer Hunter?”
Mom: “We have Deer Hunter at home”
Deer Hunter at home:
Funny and unoriginal
Shut up I think this comment is funny
@Yol Riin Laskthis? 💪🌝👌
I used to have deer Avenger you were a deer hunting people.
@@exctubilator7153 more like Hunter dear
Guy: *sees this at **2:21*
Guy: well, it another normal day here in the city
“Does anyone know where the horse-pital is?”
Ngl i wheezed the first time i heard it and i still wheeze every time now
Right when I saw the thumbnail, my immediate thought was, “HA, It’s Alan-Dracula!” And then three minute into the video, I thought, “Oh dang, it really is him!”
I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of that at first lol
I thought that too infinity train needs a book 5
I felt good when i saw this comment
Yeah!!
Deer: *runs on water*
Jesus: "Wait that's illegal..."
And 69
Thank me later
@@B_d_J.S thank you
@@zooney_ just doing what a hero needs to do
Nooooooo is went to 79
Me at start of vid: time to hear the good ol into again
The intro: *deer trying to be a snake by extending its neck a few 100 feet*
"is there a horsepital??" there is a horse LOOSE in the hospital
jellie sandwich who knows what the horse will do next???
Love this reference
Within the first *minute* I had tears in my eyes from wanting to burst with laughter.
2019: The HJÖNKENING
2020: The DEERENING
the DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERENING
aWebtoon reader great idea
No it is moomning
2017: the GOATENING
@@plant8348 lol even better
0:33 “am I an alien?” No seán, just an Australian
Austr-alien
Normies: has Deeeer simulator
Me, an intellectual: Untitled deer game
ItzMemeOClock nice to see a fellow intellectual human being
Actually it’s Goat Simulator but Australian deer
Boringg
The Deer:
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Metal Deer.
Jack: "Why is there a giant koala on the side of the building?"
Me: "It's there to escape the Australian wildfires"
Then he kills it. R.i.p kevin the koala
Imagine, you’re an uber, relaxing, and driving around with your food, and then you see a deer charging at you 70 miles per hour standing on its hind legs with its arms curled to its side like an angry teacher
DEEEER
I literally saw this in the steam store earlier today and immediately thought: "Yep that's a jacksepticeye game right there"
"did I take drugs before recording this?"
-No ,it's just Australia.
@@MightyMisfit that deeeer will cause the fire
giant spiders r the norm
as an australian, i can confirm that this is exactly what its like
•Comet The Wilf• nah mate we use broken beer bottles
*Florida
Me: Still waiting for Jack's dog army to fight the Wither
Jack: Builds up Deer-Human army for giant Koala fight
Fun fact: the giant flyng fish is a prehistoric species called Dunkleosteus, which lived before trees existed
"what do u mean he's your brother?" I'm dyiiiing, you're so funny! I'm going thru so much stress n u seriously have saved me from drowning in depression - thank you, Jack....
depression? WTF
same
Same dude
Jack: “did I take drugs before this?”
Me: “nah mate, its Australia :p”
1:34
Jack: "What is happening? Did i take drugs before recording this?!"
If you did so did we.
This is so unfunny. I’m from reddit. Get shit on
@@the_busboy I'm sorry lemme see if I give a fuck....
*checking*
Nope. Have fun Random Reddit weirdo.
IJ Plays YT oh fuck. I’m being deadass rn. I let my cousin watch RUclips on my phone a couple days ago. I had no idea he wrote this I’m so sorry 😂
@@the_busboy Sorry this is hella late bro but ye its cool just didn't need the negativity but since it wasn't really you its good
I didn’t think someone could make a more chaotic video of this game than Kevin but here I am being blessed 😂😂😂
0:48 I can’t remember the last Jack laughed this hard and we’re barely a minute in.
"im so confused" oh....so you haven't played LSD Dream Emulator game yet, now THAT is on a whole other level
Her: Come over
Me: I can’t, I’m busy playing DEEEER Simulator
Her: My parents aren’t home
Me: 0:48
0:48 that's got to be the best deer I've ever seen * insert pirates of the Caribbean music *
Jack: *fights giant koala*
Also Jack: *sings the beginning of AoT op1*
Me: *immediate memories of sadness and triumph* KILL THE TITAN
Jack: "Everybody becomes deer."
Goats: *starts preparing for war*
Me: "Looks like WW3 is not gonna be what we thought it would be." ~side note: i'm gonna regret commenting this -_-
Lol
oh deer
“It’s like Just Cause but with deer”
-IGN
0:50 I didn't laugh at the deer's running pose! I laughed at Jack laughing at the deer's running pose!!😂😂😂😂
Hey anyone remember the movie open season. When that hunter guy was predicting the future that animals will take over....
Well I wasn't expecting this kinda future LOL
Yes what a great movie i want to watch it again from wales UK
Lmaaaoo!!🤣😭
oh no open season,,,, having childhood flashbacks-
Wow. I didn't expect anyone to pay attention to my comment. Or even notice me in general. Thx for likes and comments
Me: *minding my own business*
Jack: *uploades*
Me: is that...a deer with a gun? *clicks video*
9:35 WOAH HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE LYRICS?! AHHHH
Do you now the actually song name?
@@MrJerold Attack on Titan theme song😂
@@zoksudu2594 thank you
@@MrJerold But also, Guren no Yumiya
Its sie sind de essen und weir de sin jaegar
11:46
Jack: "Uhhm, was ist es?"
Me: *not really paying attention*
Also me: *confused german noises*
Seán:Does anyone know where the horse-pital is?!
John Mulaney: THERE'S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL
'Nothing can compete with Goat Simulator'.
Deeer Simulator: 'Hold my deer'.
Me: oh there’s a deer in the road
Deer: *pulls out gun*
PUT YOUR ANTLERS IN THE AIR!
PUT YOUR ANTLERS IN THE AIR
how the turntables have
69th like
@@quinngt3830 nice
I like the way Sean says “DEEEER Simulator.”