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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2020
  • You wanna be a deer? I know you wanna be a deer! Now you can be a deer in Deeeer Simulator!
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 4 года назад +4649

    “An army of assorted deer people” needs to be a card in cards against humanity

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 4 года назад +34

      Hell yeah

    • @samanthae.1002
      @samanthae.1002 4 года назад +105

      It has the same energy as
      *bears.*
      *Just bears.*

    • @edburke2018
      @edburke2018 4 года назад +11

      That is one of my favorite games and I,m 11

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +2

      Absolutely

    • @mysteryhaze5080
      @mysteryhaze5080 4 года назад +69

      "How did I lose my virginity?"
      "An army of assorted deer people."

  • @memyfriend123
    @memyfriend123 4 года назад +531

    "Why is there a giant koala on the side of a building"
    Why Jack, it is Australia. We have koalas on the side of every bulding.

    • @popmanduel3870
      @popmanduel3870 4 года назад +1

      no way u serious

    • @matt7144
      @matt7144 4 года назад +22

      MeMyFriend123 Well not anymore thanks to the fact that they’re... burned

    • @memyfriend123
      @memyfriend123 4 года назад +20

      It's sad, especially because half the fires are caused by some idiots on the side of the road, some even do it on purpose.

    • @brandenr6073
      @brandenr6073 4 года назад +1

      @@memyfriend123 meh. Australia is as fucked up as Florida anyways. They're causing problems in Bali by doing unorthodox shit

    • @freezaa5788
      @freezaa5788 4 года назад +1

      For real tho

  • @alfredhernandez82
    @alfredhernandez82 3 года назад +510

    Imagine being a hunter tracking this deer. You see the tracks like any normal deer then you see the tracks changed into tracks that sonic would make. Thats terrifying.

    • @jamesmcclure90
      @jamesmcclure90 2 года назад +6

      That would be like some Looney Toons crap right there!

    • @NeonRahkshi
      @NeonRahkshi 2 года назад +9

      More terrifying, is when you realize the deeeer is tracking you.

    • @_TheMushroomMan
      @_TheMushroomMan 2 года назад +9

      @@NeonRahkshi you just hear like 10 guns click behind you, You look behind you and that deer, he stands on 2 feet, Wielding an entire armoury of guns opun his body

    • @NeonRahkshi
      @NeonRahkshi 2 года назад

      @@_TheMushroomMan The Deeeer: "I too am doom..."

    • @_TheMushroomMan
      @_TheMushroomMan 2 года назад +4

      @@NeonRahkshi what do you even do, I guess you just kinda pray to whatever god, but im afraid not even god would save you then

  • @VincentDeLuca2003
    @VincentDeLuca2003 3 года назад +2772

    Jack: Am I am alien?
    Game zooms in to Australia
    My brain: He’s an Austr-Alien

    • @linart8555
      @linart8555 3 года назад +33

      Nice one

    • @thegermanempire4006
      @thegermanempire4006 3 года назад +40

      I can’t tell if this was funny or makes me want to die

    • @letsssgo2900
      @letsssgo2900 3 года назад +26

      WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU MAKE GOOD PUNS BUT I CANT 😭

    • @Mac1081
      @Mac1081 3 года назад +11

      @@letsssgo2900 needs some practice just keep working on it

    • @moss.is.awkward818
      @moss.is.awkward818 3 года назад +8

      Thats a good oneᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

  • @TheLocalMothLord0.0
    @TheLocalMothLord0.0 3 года назад +848

    New York: King Kong
    Sydney, Australia: *Koala Kong*

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 4 года назад +797

    "Who needs Spider-Man when you have Deer? He's _much_ better!"
    *Tom Holland cries in the distance*

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад +8

      CrownClown Creations well at least Spider-Man will always have pizza delivery to fall back on... *delivery
      music intensifies*

    • @crownclowncreations
      @crownclowncreations 4 года назад +8

      @@trindalas *_Death Stranding music intensifies_*

    • @andy_seide
      @andy_seide 4 года назад +4

      @CrownClown Creations are fucking awesome Mate! like this comment if you are sexy!

    • @nam002i
      @nam002i 4 года назад +5

      The new green goblin is jacksepticeye

    • @Seft2_
      @Seft2_ 4 года назад

      na fianna dochreidte

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 3 года назад +51

    0:49
    I just love the drum-roll every time the deer runs on two legs.

  • @rasberryjamdoughnut2288
    @rasberryjamdoughnut2288 3 года назад +693

    "The rules of the jungle are, don't mess with the koalas"

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 4 года назад +308

    When Goat Simulator and Untitled Goose Game have a love child:

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 4 года назад +7

      I’m pretty sure you were still a bastard in goat simulator

    • @melon4345
      @melon4345 4 года назад +4

      @@theironrubberduck If you have ps4 and a ps+ you get goat simulator for free

    • @channelgertgert
      @channelgertgert 4 года назад +2

      LITERALLY

    • @McGoat41
      @McGoat41 4 года назад +2

      The Iron Rubber duck I do to I remember mixing mutators and making god goats and getting every goat but Goat Zero

    • @melon4345
      @melon4345 4 года назад +1

      @@McGoat41 Devil Goat + Angel Goat + Jetpack Goat = FLYYYYY

  • @arandomsquidward7761
    @arandomsquidward7761 4 года назад +649

    Everybody gangsta.
    Till the deer pulls a gun on you.

  • @manolispappoutsakis7105
    @manolispappoutsakis7105 3 года назад +157

    I laghed so hard when the"deeeers"horns upgraded to gunsXD

  • @anhilo9716
    @anhilo9716 3 года назад +209

    he needs to come back to this game, they have added a LOT.

  • @Critix_YT
    @Critix_YT 4 года назад +156

    Jack: *gets gun*
    First thing he shoots: school bus

  • @wavekermit9509
    @wavekermit9509 4 года назад +229

    Start of last decade:goat simulator
    Start of the new decade: deer simulator

    • @singingwolf3929
      @singingwolf3929 4 года назад +16

      Start of next decade: Platypus Simulator

    • @billyguy34
      @billyguy34 4 года назад +1

      @@singingwolf3929 nah its pider simulator

    • @Monstress4love
      @Monstress4love 4 года назад +2

      SingingWolf's Random DIY and Gear but they don’t do much

    • @bird_with_knives
      @bird_with_knives 4 года назад +2

      @@Monstress4love Exactly why they will be perfect for a game like this

    • @singingwolf3929
      @singingwolf3929 4 года назад

      @@Monstress4love they are egg-laying mammals and the males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs. I'm sure that much chaos can be had by utilizing these facts in a game

  • @Felix8xd
    @Felix8xd 3 года назад +238

    "Deer rides a horse"
    Pokémon sword and shield crown tundra dlc players : hey, i've seen this one!

  • @aid037
    @aid037 3 года назад +27

    0:33 “am I an alien?” No seán, just an Australian

  • @foolofhearts8126
    @foolofhearts8126 4 года назад +2522

    2010s: Goat simulator will never be rivalled.
    2020s: *Hold my DEER*

    • @foolofhearts8126
      @foolofhearts8126 4 года назад +50

      Yol Riin Lask come now friend, surely once more for old times sake?

    • @_viken
      @_viken 4 года назад +22

      Yol Riin Lask don’t be a prUdE

    • @hahalosersitme8646
      @hahalosersitme8646 4 года назад +2

      ThePictishMan 26 ya

    • @btwiamgay
      @btwiamgay 4 года назад +2

      Yea

    • @AidenW001
      @AidenW001 4 года назад +1

      Dang it that is almost exactly what I was going to say

  • @namelastname766
    @namelastname766 4 года назад +5233

    As an Australian, I can confirm that this is exactly how animals work here.

    • @ohshoottre5262
      @ohshoottre5262 3 года назад +67

      Oh god that’s amazing

    • @runes5407
      @runes5407 3 года назад +117

      You just see a deer on its hind legs *Z O O M* at you

    • @themusicman9140
      @themusicman9140 3 года назад +53

      @@runes5407 with guns instead of antlers on him

    • @deadshotyt9588
      @deadshotyt9588 3 года назад +111

      As an American, i can confirm that deers use guns in our states.

    • @themusicman9140
      @themusicman9140 3 года назад +52

      @@deadshotyt9588 sounds like something our American deers would do

  • @dragoon54radical38
    @dragoon54radical38 3 года назад +32

    The deer got hold of the reality stone, that’s all.

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 3 года назад +40

    Don’t worry honey. He’s gone to the big farm in the sky.
    The big farm in the sky:

  • @LadyGwynn
    @LadyGwynn 4 года назад +245

    0:33 Jack: Am I an alien?
    Game: *zooms in on Australia*
    My mind: Yes, an Austr-alien.

  • @HintsofVanillla
    @HintsofVanillla 4 года назад +470

    “Can I ride the koala? We need to save him from the bush fires!”
    **shoots him**

    • @UriyZ9mb8e
      @UriyZ9mb8e 4 года назад +15

      Wait that's not how you save people? No wonder I'm being chased police. Went into a hospital and tried to heal everyone

    • @Casperlova
      @Casperlova 4 года назад +7

      I went to a pharmacy and shot every client who approached me.
      I don’t think bullets are an effective prescription...

    • @UriyZ9mb8e
      @UriyZ9mb8e 4 года назад +5

      @@Casperlova thats odd

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 года назад +2

      @@UriyZ9mb8e Well, they aren't suffering from their diseases or medical bills anymore.

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 года назад +2

      @@Casperlova They cured them of their illness for the rest of theirs life didn't they?

  • @Stp1497
    @Stp1497 3 года назад +15

    1:30 jack:*intense confusion* “why is there a koala on the building? WHAT IS THAT FISH?!”
    Me: “welcome to Australia”

  • @youtubesbastard
    @youtubesbastard 3 года назад +31

    almost been a year, the game’s content has more than doubled

    • @CH-su5vj
      @CH-su5vj 3 года назад +2

      Double isnt very much when the gameplay was like 20 minutes before

  • @maximus4375
    @maximus4375 4 года назад +2754

    In just 4 minutes and 20 seconds, this deer has:
    Ridden a horse
    Murdered a horse in cold blood
    Modified his body to become what is basically a cyborg
    Recruited a human follower
    Been deer Jesus
    Played a game against a giant cow
    Became spiderdeer
    And shortly after, sexually assaulted a koala...

    • @andriyansen4193
      @andriyansen4193 4 года назад +27

      Underatted? Underatted comment.

    • @combobreaker3477
      @combobreaker3477 4 года назад +18

      Thats what life does to ya 😂

    • @louisesmith4849
      @louisesmith4849 4 года назад +10

      Who knew horses can do so much

    • @C0RRUPT3DITOR
      @C0RRUPT3DITOR 4 года назад +8

      Dont forget to write he became spider deer

    • @maximus4375
      @maximus4375 4 года назад +3

      DFK K of course, how foolish of me too underestimate this deers power

  • @commentdestroyer9314
    @commentdestroyer9314 4 года назад +254

    Jack: koala man! I must save you, from the bush fires.
    *5 seconds later*
    “Can I shoot you to death?”
    *1 minute later*
    “My objective for this video, *KILL THE KOALA* “

  • @lorikirkpatrick6634
    @lorikirkpatrick6634 3 года назад +8

    There's a really bad thunderstorm so I am just watching Jacksepticeye during a severe T-storm at 2 am.

  • @spacesucc9465
    @spacesucc9465 3 года назад +9

    Guy: *sees this at **2:21*
    Guy: well, it another normal day here in the city

  • @sparkist95
    @sparkist95 4 года назад +404

    Jack: “What is a deer supposed to do?"
    Also Jack: "Oh *deery* me...*
    Me: *F A C E P A L M*

    • @sparkist95
      @sparkist95 4 года назад +6

      oml stop , no one cares

    • @ClairvoyantDreams358
      @ClairvoyantDreams358 4 года назад +3

      Sparkist They’re spamming this everywhere XD.

    • @sparkist95
      @sparkist95 4 года назад +6

      @@ClairvoyantDreams358 yea lmfao , bots are roaming around RUclips like deers

    • @sparkist95
      @sparkist95 4 года назад +4

      @@mmdrexsam2206 F U C K Y O U

    • @sparkist95
      @sparkist95 4 года назад +3

      @@mmdrexsam2206🖕too

  • @phoenixfire5347
    @phoenixfire5347 4 года назад +90

    2:23 Man, everybody gangsta till deer gets the guns lol.

  • @RAAAAAAAAAHHHH
    @RAAAAAAAAAHHHH 3 года назад +11

    Me at start of vid: time to hear the good ol into again
    The intro: *deer trying to be a snake by extending its neck a few 100 feet*

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 2 года назад +3

    I like the way Sean says “DEEEER Simulator.”

  • @anneprocter
    @anneprocter 4 года назад +170

    It's not just the abilities I swear this deer does look exactly like Alan Dracula

    • @squidooVA
      @squidooVA 4 года назад +6

      Especially the abilities

    • @Gameyfur
      @Gameyfur 4 года назад +7

      I suspect it is one of his kids that has taken a different route in life.

    • @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319
      @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319 4 года назад

      Goody. I love your comment and infinity train XD

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 4 года назад +2

      In an effort to understand what you were talking about, I found out that _Infinity Train _*_actually_*_ got picked up as a series and I never found out until just now _*_HOLY HELL_*
      ...so, thank you for that...

    • @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319
      @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319 4 года назад

      @@HaloInverse glad to help

  • @Daubeny_the_dubious
    @Daubeny_the_dubious 4 года назад +584

    “This is the best game ever f*ck anyone who says differently”
    Me: *hjonks in disappointment*

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 4 года назад +20

      Hjonk Hjonk

    • @evecheetah894
      @evecheetah894 4 года назад +13

      Very sad hjönk.

    • @bennutt5050
      @bennutt5050 4 года назад +1

      Dear avenger 4 old but first thing i thought of when i saw deer simulator.

    • @techmetal2964
      @techmetal2964 4 года назад +6

      The hjonkining will come

    • @Billzo_co
      @Billzo_co 4 года назад +2

      *crys in sally face*

  • @spider-man6861
    @spider-man6861 Год назад +1

    Dude Jack's laugh when he first reacts to the deer running kills me every time lmfao

  • @pippins3621
    @pippins3621 3 года назад +9

    I want a sequel to this more than any other video in existence

  • @noahkane26
    @noahkane26 4 года назад +528

    “Deer Wick”....you mean “John Deer”? 😂

    • @zarahwielder
      @zarahwielder 4 года назад +10

      OOB Toast Did you know that’s the name of a tractor company in Australia?

    • @Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine
      @Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine 4 года назад +2

      Get out.

    • @prptheawesome4911
      @prptheawesome4911 4 года назад +14

      Zarah Wielder It’s a company in America, too. I think that was probably the joke.

    • @kirwitch8236
      @kirwitch8236 4 года назад +14

      Zarah Wielder That’s literally the joke, and also the company “John Deere” is American.

    • @noahkane26
      @noahkane26 4 года назад +4

      ‘Twas the joke, but it’s interesting to know they have those in AUS too

  • @willow6957
    @willow6957 4 года назад +472

    *When deer try to mate with horses*
    Jack: “I’m riding on a horse, AS A DEER!”

  • @noellawson7001
    @noellawson7001 3 года назад +6

    “deer wick”
    me sittin here thinkin he could’ve said john deere

  • @TheCheeselordForever
    @TheCheeselordForever 2 года назад +5

    Jack, you need to re-continue this series! There is *SO MUCH* more now!

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 года назад +499

    Original Title: “Deeeer Simulator”
    New Title: “Animals on LSD”

  • @Vinz_THE-RAVEN_925
    @Vinz_THE-RAVEN_925 4 года назад +581

    Almost everyone : Isn’t this world weird enough?
    Deeer Simulator : No, not at all.

  • @Teamboeing737
    @Teamboeing737 2 года назад +3

    4:37 *looks over edge* *Walks of edge* Sean: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • @notayoutuber1530
    @notayoutuber1530 3 года назад +17

    I really want Sean to play this again so so badly...

  • @Lone_Zer0
    @Lone_Zer0 4 года назад +1619

    “Goat Simulator is a best game”
    *Oh Deer here we go again*

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 4 года назад +24

      that was my thought too, could this be the game to topple goat simulator

    • @jonkerlol1215
      @jonkerlol1215 4 года назад +3

      Clever

    • @aouinai
      @aouinai 4 года назад +3

      That was an overused pun

    • @D0M1N1Z
      @D0M1N1Z 4 года назад +4

      Bu dum tsss

    • @howtosimple9957
      @howtosimple9957 4 года назад +2

      No no no

  • @Pythonhier
    @Pythonhier 4 года назад +142

    "What should the Koala do?"
    Developer: *Smokes Joint* Shoot eyebeams

  • @Danmeilover69
    @Danmeilover69 3 года назад +10

    It takes me by surprise every time Jack says something in German, even though i have heard him say things in german before.

  • @hunterstults5210
    @hunterstults5210 3 года назад +2

    "That's quite the leap you have" as my dog jumps from couch to couch

  • @explosivemuffin795
    @explosivemuffin795 4 года назад +409

    Alternative title: A normal day in Australia

    • @thespy4808
      @thespy4808 4 года назад +2

      not wrong with that one

    • @boyyoyoing
      @boyyoyoing 4 года назад +4

      You’d have to add the gravity belts and flip the screen upside down

    • @MrPattoD
      @MrPattoD 4 года назад +3

      Lol but we didn't drive on that side of the road 🤣

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 4 года назад +2

      They forgot the cassowaries

    • @tamarajohns80
      @tamarajohns80 4 года назад +1

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that he landed in Aus

  • @ReisssPieces
    @ReisssPieces 4 года назад +502

    Sean: Deer Wick
    Me: John Deer

    • @RootDude68
      @RootDude68 4 года назад +13

      Exactly what I came to the comments for

    • @goooce
      @goooce 4 года назад +3

      Courtney Reiss bruh

    • @ormundurolafsson5986
      @ormundurolafsson5986 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @0ttimo
      @0ttimo 4 года назад +4

      Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe “you’re doesnt make sense” doesn’t make sense

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 года назад +1

      John and replace the W in Wick with the D in Deer.

  • @Crimson___moon
    @Crimson___moon 3 года назад +6

    3:49 is absolutely hilarious

  • @jeweldeloatch171
    @jeweldeloatch171 3 года назад +3

    I didn’t think someone could make a more chaotic video of this game than Kevin but here I am being blessed 😂😂😂

  • @MadChase
    @MadChase 4 года назад +435

    jack: "Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer simulator"
    also jack: "am I an alien?"

    • @lokhi4843
      @lokhi4843 4 года назад +3

      Lmao I got u a 69 good job my dude

    • @aperson1908
      @aperson1908 4 года назад

      @Eris Animates that's nothing I've had 1005 likes just for saying "if there's only one like your dumb"

    • @lokhi4843
      @lokhi4843 4 года назад +1

      @@aperson1908 wow

    • @SamTheFunni
      @SamTheFunni 4 года назад +1

      @@aperson1908 well you are Peter Griffin so

  • @quiggle7535
    @quiggle7535 4 года назад +50

    Imagine being Sean's Neighbour and waking up to him yelling "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR" at 8 in the morning

    • @benpoole9157
      @benpoole9157 4 года назад +1

      I think that’s a normal thing that happens every morning

  • @derpygamer2142
    @derpygamer2142 2 года назад +2

    10:25 the fifth deerman of the apocalypse

  • @crioh_
    @crioh_ 3 года назад +3

    "Did i take drugs for this?" 😂😂😂 I COULDNT BREATH

  • @jadjax6609
    @jadjax6609 4 года назад +156

    "is there a horsepital??" there is a horse LOOSE in the hospital

    • @Alyssiaaa
      @Alyssiaaa 4 года назад +6

      jellie sandwich who knows what the horse will do next???

    • @meerkat_4660
      @meerkat_4660 4 года назад +2

      Love this reference

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 года назад +2110

    My friends: “In my dream I got married to my crush”
    My dream: *Deeeer Simulator*

    • @corison2058
      @corison2058 4 года назад +16

      Gabriela Clark what do you eat before you sleep?!

    • @jay_frfx
      @jay_frfx 4 года назад +17

      @@corison2058 well venison obviously

    • @Adnonnymous
      @Adnonnymous 4 года назад +10

      your dreeeeam

    • @Kagurabachi22
      @Kagurabachi22 4 года назад +10

      No, that was just the drugs kicking in.

    • @liamliam3138
      @liamliam3138 4 года назад +5

      Gabriela Clark my last dream I got kidnapped then stabbed the kidnapper 182 times in the chest then my alarm clock went off

  • @emptytrashben2375
    @emptytrashben2375 3 года назад +18

    Her: he’s probably looking at other girls on his computer.
    Him: 6:26

  • @Hosershwag
    @Hosershwag 2 года назад +2

    The moment this video started playing I spoke aloud to myself "this is off to a great start." Only to have jack immediately say the same thing...lol.

  • @xmischager2664
    @xmischager2664 4 года назад +250

    Me: *sees the first 5 seconds of Deer neck stretching.*
    Me: "Oh Deer."

  • @l3unny773
    @l3unny773 4 года назад +797

    Moral of the story:
    That “Deer” is high on 7 different drugs

    • @babybee3359
      @babybee3359 4 года назад +8

      nah this bitch is just on LSD

    • @TheHotmumma
      @TheHotmumma 3 года назад +4

      Im not sure thats a moral but yeah that dear is on crack lsd and maybe a bit of viagra

    • @l3unny773
      @l3unny773 3 года назад

      Genevieve Cline Lol good point

    • @stayso4py951
      @stayso4py951 3 года назад

      He is on all of them including viagra

    • @BattleBlockiscracked
      @BattleBlockiscracked 3 года назад

      No he's on every drug that exists

  • @diamondshard6410
    @diamondshard6410 3 года назад +5

    Really love this video and love seeing Jacks reaction to the various game mechanics. I hope he comes back to this game specially since they have updated it and there's even more boss battles, weapons, and even some things he missed.

  • @FizzysBizzy
    @FizzysBizzy 3 года назад +1

    I love the music whenever the deer sprints XD

  • @S_T_0_R_M.
    @S_T_0_R_M. 4 года назад +177

    2010: *people make animals extinct with guns*
    2020:*animals making humans extinct with guns*

  • @Hackyzach5
    @Hackyzach5 4 года назад +79

    “It’s like Just Cause but with deer”
    -IGN

  • @literallyanyone1305
    @literallyanyone1305 3 года назад +11

    2:20 as an american i can confirm this is how deer are in america

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 2 года назад +2

    Imagine, you’re an uber, relaxing, and driving around with your food, and then you see a deer charging at you 70 miles per hour standing on its hind legs with its arms curled to its side like an angry teacher

  • @thevioletskull8158
    @thevioletskull8158 4 года назад +160

    Sean: Why is there a giant Koala on the building?
    Me: That's a drop bear mate,welcome to Austraila.

  • @christianmousley4648
    @christianmousley4648 4 года назад +947

    Child: "Mom can we have Goat Simulator?"
    Mom: "We have Goat Simulator at home."
    Goat Simulator at home:

  • @Jasynn-Nydia
    @Jasynn-Nydia 2 года назад +1

    When the deer started running i burst into laughter at the same time Jack did. Good times

  • @galaxygirl5058
    @galaxygirl5058 3 года назад +6

    “Oh I can drive cars now NOW WE CAN FUQING LOPPIE LOOP!!!” Favorite line ever said by Sean

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +169

    This is an absolutely phenomenal game. All of these animal simulator games make me have so much fun

    • @CJSimpleton
      @CJSimpleton 4 года назад +1

      Surprised a verified RUclipsr isn’t getting more likes

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +3

      @@CJSimpleton I comment on Jack's videos every single day since he played Detroit Become Human. I have like 20,000 likes so it's ok lol.

  • @SingerKat100
    @SingerKat100 4 года назад +26

    Within the first *minute* I had tears in my eyes from wanting to burst with laughter.

  • @longemote3806
    @longemote3806 3 года назад +1

    2:00 lmao right as he said "i just killed a horse...", i was thinking "dude, you just killed a horse"

  • @kaitosevski3881
    @kaitosevski3881 3 года назад +1

    I really broke the mould with you, Alan Dracula

  • @kernel_sand3rs428
    @kernel_sand3rs428 4 года назад +77

    Jack: picks up grenade
    Also jack: doesn't see the guy with a TV as his head

  • @klingewolf6220
    @klingewolf6220 4 года назад +34

    Jack: "Why is there a giant koala on the side of the building?"
    Me: "It's there to escape the Australian wildfires"

  • @lonelyastronaut3270
    @lonelyastronaut3270 3 года назад +14

    This game reminds me of Alan Dracula from infinit train.

  • @paigepetersen1622
    @paigepetersen1622 3 года назад +6

    The goose from Untitled Goose Game: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @cameronbowshlagger2722
    @cameronbowshlagger2722 4 года назад +246

    Jack: Deer Wick
    Me, an intellectual: John Deer

  • @user-dy4mq2zb9r
    @user-dy4mq2zb9r 4 года назад +665

    "did I take drugs before recording this?"
    -No ,it's just Australia.

    • @user-dy4mq2zb9r
      @user-dy4mq2zb9r 4 года назад +9

      @@MightyMisfit that deeeer will cause the fire

    • @Julie9980
      @Julie9980 4 года назад

      giant spiders r the norm

    • @squindle.
      @squindle. 4 года назад +6

      as an australian, i can confirm that this is exactly what its like

    • @squindle.
      @squindle. 4 года назад +2

      •Comet The Wilf• nah mate we use broken beer bottles

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 4 года назад

      *Florida

  • @pastafarianboi7562
    @pastafarianboi7562 3 года назад +1

    Jack: **Gets guns**
    Also Jack: **Starts shooting school bus**

  • @AmiEpyk5899
    @AmiEpyk5899 8 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: the giant flyng fish is a prehistoric species called Dunkleosteus, which lived before trees existed

  • @DollyLocksable
    @DollyLocksable 4 года назад +34

    "im so confused" oh....so you haven't played LSD Dream Emulator game yet, now THAT is on a whole other level

  • @kr0ll3x
    @kr0ll3x 4 года назад +34

    I literally saw this in the steam store earlier today and immediately thought: "Yep that's a jacksepticeye game right there"

  • @Shioku1337
    @Shioku1337 3 года назад +2

    11:46
    Jack: "Uhhm, was ist es?"
    Me: *not really paying attention*
    Also me: *confused german noises*

  • @a_man540
    @a_man540 2 года назад +1

    0:48 that's got to be the best deer I've ever seen * insert pirates of the Caribbean music *

  • @thewonderfulavocado4273
    @thewonderfulavocado4273 4 года назад +150

    The Deer:
    A weapon to surpass metal gear

  • @OoXLR8oO
    @OoXLR8oO 4 года назад +22

    0:48 I can’t remember the last Jack laughed this hard and we’re barely a minute in.

  • @goldenforest600
    @goldenforest600 3 года назад +4

    "Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger"😂👌

  • @frontierflip6762
    @frontierflip6762 3 года назад

    we need more of this, this shows the true element of jackseptickeye

  • @buddyboythe5393
    @buddyboythe5393 4 года назад +2017

    Me: “mom can I get gta”
    Mom: “we got gta at home
    Gta at home:
    me: ''oh yeah I got the beter version at home''
    edit: ''ya'll happy now?''
    edit 2: “I changed edite to edit. Are y’all happy now?”

    • @anormalcorpus4804
      @anormalcorpus4804 4 года назад +51

      This is better

    • @coldcyan6933
      @coldcyan6933 4 года назад +26

      even better

    • @jameschen9467
      @jameschen9467 4 года назад +29

      GTA at home is clearly superior

    • @damianv2549
      @damianv2549 4 года назад +1

      Here before this comment gets popular

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 4 года назад +5

      Here to say this was on Jay’s video, too. So I’m gonna assume you’re either the same person or just thought this a good comment

  • @TheMisfortunateCat
    @TheMisfortunateCat 4 года назад +453

    Jacksepticeye: *Sees earth for like five seconds*
    Jack: Am I an alien?

  • @walkingaddvitisment3996
    @walkingaddvitisment3996 3 года назад +4

    The Giant 'koala' seems like it is actually a drop bear as it attacks the player

  • @madilynmossman6092
    @madilynmossman6092 2 года назад +2

    0:46-1:04 I'm absolutely dying laughing at this. 🤣my sense of humor is broken

  • @sonnykingcomposer
    @sonnykingcomposer 4 года назад +79

    When they created the first microchip.
    It evolved into a processes.
    Then it evolved into a computer.
    Then a smaller computer.
    Then a smaller less powerful computer called the phone.
    Then this.
    Evolution is a mystery.

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 4 года назад +1

      Everything about this comment is incorrect.

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 4 года назад

      @@Oddi0 shhhhhhh

  • @thefallenchaoskeeper
    @thefallenchaoskeeper 4 года назад +449

    Sean: “This is nice; this is normal.”
    Me: “This is Australia on a daily basis.”

    • @galactictrico6509
      @galactictrico6509 4 года назад +12

      Indeed, when i walk outside i see giant koalas perched on buildings and deer spider-manning around trees. Nature is wonderful isn't it?

    • @AB-qc3qe
      @AB-qc3qe 3 года назад +1

      The one and only XYLO there is nothing to laugh about it.

    • @chelmno8184
      @chelmno8184 3 года назад +5

      *sorry, but the deers here in America use guns, no brag.*

    • @galactictrico6509
      @galactictrico6509 3 года назад +1

      @@chelmno8184 Nothing to brag about, its normal in Australia too, now theres something america and australia have in common

    • @chelmno8184
      @chelmno8184 3 года назад +4

      @@galactictrico6509 Nice, we can make peace with our AK-47s

  • @iamcwol
    @iamcwol 3 года назад

    this is pure chaos, i love it

  • @Dragonblood220
    @Dragonblood220 2 года назад +3

    I wish he would play this game again there’s so much new contact