Chris Rock - Funny Racist Jokes Reaction

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @pamelabogue2687
    @pamelabogue2687 4 года назад +47

    I am an old 71 yr old white lady and I love you guys. Laugh so hard!!!!!!! It's a pleasure to laugh when most things in RUclips are depressing lately..

    • @elbolsillo
      @elbolsillo Год назад +2

      That’s cool! Are you still alive n stuff?

    • @manCHlLDx
      @manCHlLDx Год назад

      Pamela you should hit them up, that would be a sick threesome 😅

    • @awesomecrafting
      @awesomecrafting Год назад

      I don't give a shit

    • @jamailamclean3375
      @jamailamclean3375 Год назад

      😅bu c got

    • @caleb2670
      @caleb2670 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@elbolsillobruh

  • @jim67jim
    @jim67jim 5 лет назад +3

    "Aint nothin a white dude with a penny hates more than a nigga with a nickle!!" LMFAO
    Friggin love you guys!!

  • @thefunkybuddha69
    @thefunkybuddha69 4 года назад +175

    Chris Rock is one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time!

    • @ophiolatreia93
      @ophiolatreia93 4 года назад

      I'm not keen.

    • @Oyimsbaba
      @Oyimsbaba 4 года назад +4

      He’s not the greatest but he’s my favourite

    • @ozmphahlelele9592
      @ozmphahlelele9592 4 года назад +2

      I'd go with Dave Chappelle

    • @morganstone897
      @morganstone897 3 года назад +7

      Chris Rock is definitely my #1

    • @mereanaholmes3946
      @mereanaholmes3946 3 года назад +7

      @@Oyimsbaba nobody stated he was "the greatest".
      Pay attention sweety.

  • @brainsareus
    @brainsareus 5 лет назад +193

    I'm Latino...
    The ''Juan on Juan'' joke is NOT offensive, it's just ethnic.
    it's not at all mean, or derogatory; it's just a clever [albeit, a bit obvious] play on words.

    • @enunna
      @enunna 5 лет назад +10

      Exactly, people bucket too much stuff into the "racist" category that isn't really racist. "racist" means the idea that some races are superior to others. "Juan on Juan" doesn't indicate that AT ALL.

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 5 лет назад +11

      I heard the joke as
      "What do you call 2 gay Mexicans? "
      -Juan on Juan

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 5 лет назад +9

      I grew up in San Diego...man, everybody had derogatory nick names. Multiple ones. And you'd get lumped in with someone in the news at the time too. So me, being super white and unfriendly to the tanning process. ..When I wasn't called the Sylvania Light bulb or Michelin Tire Man...I was called Metzger or David Duke...or Shea Whitee...since In Living Color was popular. Then anything stereotypical would go in. But it was all fun. Nobody shed a tear. You just tried to top the other. Like Yo Mama jokes. Nobody ever felt they were actually talking about their Mama?!?

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 5 лет назад +2

      Yup, but in these days of being competitively offended, for white dudes it's guilty by default, so ... everything's just folding together and the distinctions are starting to not matter anymore. I hope we're not in a post-humor era, but a lot of people hope we are.

    • @elcochino8139
      @elcochino8139 5 лет назад

      Not to mention old as fuck

  • @ninji5226
    @ninji5226 5 лет назад +29

    Chris rock was straight fire during this point in his career. Love it.

  • @MV407tv
    @MV407tv 5 лет назад +370

    I’m Mexican and I cracked up wen you laughed after the joke 🤣

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 5 лет назад +20

      The joke I heard from my lady friend is...
      "What do you call to Gay Mexicans"
      -Juan on Juan
      Like the "What do you call a GAY dinosaur? "
      -MegaSoreAss

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 5 лет назад +11

      My favorite joke a woman told me was
      "What do Men and Lanoleum Floors have in common?"
      -If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them.

    • @TheAllSeeingGuy
      @TheAllSeeingGuy 5 лет назад +1

      Haha, good ones!

    • @TheAllSeeingGuy
      @TheAllSeeingGuy 5 лет назад +2

      I was at a party in Wilmington DE. round 1990 & a Mexican guy I'd never met asked me. "Why do all the girls wear makeup & perfume?" I shrugged & he answered "because they are ugly & they stink!" Haha

    • @GatBlackistan
      @GatBlackistan 5 лет назад +2

      And now everybody wants to tell you a racist joke.

  • @Lost_n_Found_1
    @Lost_n_Found_1 5 лет назад +311

    There's a mexican and a black man in a car. Who's driving?
    *The Police.*

  • @brianbullivant4753
    @brianbullivant4753 4 года назад +15

    "Making gravy is a whole other story"! As an old white guy I find Chris Rock to be one of the best comedians I've heard. His intelligence shines in his humor.

    • @caleb2670
      @caleb2670 11 месяцев назад

      Oh he is a genius at writing comedy

  • @SteveInTheOC
    @SteveInTheOC 5 лет назад +85

    “But gravy’s a whole other story” 😂😂

    • @dogdriver70
      @dogdriver70 5 лет назад +9

      yep. when i found out my GF could cook i locked that ass down!

  • @justind4763
    @justind4763 5 лет назад +104

    Ya'll are like the black Beavis & Butthead lol
    Love you guys

    • @obiohaz6023
      @obiohaz6023 5 лет назад +1

      how? do you not know what beavis & butthead done? lmao i know the comment was love but compare them something better

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 лет назад +9

      @@obiohaz6023 I'm only talking about the part when they sit on the couch and watch music videos

    • @JimBob-ky8sm
      @JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад

      I was gonna say this a few months ago but these guys are way smarter than beavis and Butthead.... You can have it... :)

    • @2bLackCats1989
      @2bLackCats1989 5 лет назад +8

      i can't believe I never thought of that. awesome comment.

    • @mikydees91
      @mikydees91 4 года назад

      Les Diquens lol

  • @ctcollinthib
    @ctcollinthib 2 года назад +1

    That Rock special was amazing. Rapid fire jokes. Need to go back and watch that.

  • @genealexander5705
    @genealexander5705 5 лет назад +177

    Rondo, you made the video worthwhile just by your first statement man.

    • @br6768
      @br6768 5 лет назад +7

      Juan on Juan

    • @kirke420
      @kirke420 5 лет назад +4

      @@br6768 - I laughed my ass off. Was funnier than the Chris Rock bit!

    • @br6768
      @br6768 5 лет назад +5

      @@kirke420 it was a shitty, shitty joke. But sometimes shitty jokes are hilarious!

    • @99waterblade
      @99waterblade 5 лет назад +2

      ahahaha jesus that was too funny for what it was

  • @boxingproff7627
    @boxingproff7627 5 лет назад +278

    Chris Rock--Ni**as Vs Black People! Please!

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck that shit; it’s weak.

    • @ahsancurrimbhoy
      @ahsancurrimbhoy 5 лет назад +6

      Michael Scott in The Office doing it had me dying

    • @bruin1771
      @bruin1771 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck i was thinking this was it but shit

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад +3

      Joseph ShaDy Can’t say I am; you on the other hand seem triggered by thoughts that oppose your own.
      I love Chris Rock I just personally think that bit is stupid as shit.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад

      President Santana thank you for disagreeing without hurling hate at me; like the person after you.

  • @ryoichiwatanabe648
    @ryoichiwatanabe648 5 лет назад +142

    Damn bruh, the opening joke got me🤣🤣

  • @josephabbott9627
    @josephabbott9627 5 лет назад +18

    I agree 100% I think joking about racism and stereo types is what will break it down

  • @dustmart84
    @dustmart84 5 лет назад +124

    You know the channel is strong when the views equal the subscribers.

    • @mudza92
      @mudza92 3 года назад +1

      Oh sir, you have spoken the truth. When you see a youtuber with 2 and a half million subscribers and most of the videos barely even hit 200k views, you know it bad, because how am i supposed to like your videos when your own subscribers don't watch your videos. But these two legends have a great future. I never miss a video and I think big part of their subscribers, myself included, cant wait for the next video to be uploaded.

    • @JGunit
      @JGunit 3 года назад +1

      Legit

  • @WhiteTiger333
    @WhiteTiger333 5 лет назад +19

    Gravy's a whole nuther story - LOL! I loved the quip of toxic waste living under the trailers - classic and too true! (Btw, I'm an older Southern-raised white woman and I laughed all through this).

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 2 года назад +1

    One of the all time greatest.

  • @robertgrant6872
    @robertgrant6872 5 лет назад +37

    Im white and the poor white trailer trash jokes were by far the Best! Your channel is great. Your reactions are priceless.

  • @johnroper1197
    @johnroper1197 5 лет назад +19

    That was one of the funniest Chris Rock skits I’ve ever seen! Lmao

  • @mehdibencaid6954
    @mehdibencaid6954 5 лет назад +34

    You guys do a great job collecting fine stand up jokes and make them more enjoyable with your reaction since it makes me feel like I'm watching it with a couple of friends. Keep it up!

  • @thedallasfan3153
    @thedallasfan3153 5 лет назад +62

    Juan on Juan lmfao...love it guys!

  • @MmmmGoodBoy
    @MmmmGoodBoy 5 лет назад +36

    If Rondo were a strain of weed it would be a heavy indica and test at 30% THC minimum.

  • @sokay2laugh512
    @sokay2laugh512 5 лет назад +33

    Rondo shocking Frank had me dying.
    😂
    Frank had that, “Oh shit. You just said that” look.

    • @2bLackCats1989
      @2bLackCats1989 5 лет назад +2

      i can't believe I read through maybe 15-20 comments and o think you are the 1st to comment on that. that was absolutely hilarious. i almost chocked from laughing so hard. Frank's reaction made me laugh so hard....

  • @oscarrios6048
    @oscarrios6048 5 лет назад +21

    What do you call a Mexican Jedi....
    Obi Juan Kenobi. Lol 😂

  • @lc7581
    @lc7581 5 лет назад +7

    I'm glad I found your channel; there's nothing better than laughing along with people.

  • @jacobrivera7942
    @jacobrivera7942 5 лет назад +2

    Chris Rock is the best standup of all time. Had the privilege to see him 3 times & he was hilarious

  • @souless08
    @souless08 5 лет назад +13

    the dude laughing at his own joke at the start was the funniest part of this whole video

  • @kirke420
    @kirke420 5 лет назад +21

    Rondo, I love your attitude! Frank is awesome to, but Rondo is my favorite.
    Next time I visit my parents in GA, I want to buy you two dinner. Seriously.

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 4 года назад +3

    When you absolutely positively have to make everyone in the room laugh.....Chris Rock got You

  • @youtubecommentsectiondebates
    @youtubecommentsectiondebates 4 года назад +6

    "People trying to make you laugh about yourself" That's so true and is sorely missing from today's social/political environment. Everybody is taking themselves was too seriously.

  • @MrSapper21
    @MrSapper21 5 лет назад +268

    What did the Mexican fireman name his twins? Jose and Hose B

    • @malcolmjcullen
      @malcolmjcullen 5 лет назад +29

      What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Muchas grassy-ass.

    • @agh8607
      @agh8607 5 лет назад

      😂😄

    • @charliehusttle3800
      @charliehusttle3800 5 лет назад

      RakkasanMedic what's the longest bridge in the world? The Bay Bridge it goes from Africa to Fairyland.

    • @SheedChooseMe
      @SheedChooseMe 5 лет назад +17

      Why does Trump need anxiety meds? For hispanic attacks.

    • @Snailbarf
      @Snailbarf 5 лет назад +7

      What do you call 4 Mexicans drowning?
      Quattro Sink-o

  • @bigman4407
    @bigman4407 5 лет назад +1

    Chris Rock looking magical with that dress shirt on. Nigga looking like genie from the lamp. nigga bout to grant wished out here.

  • @brianwade8649
    @brianwade8649 5 лет назад +13

    Thank you Rondo! We all need to lighten the F up and laugh together.

  • @notsousual2938
    @notsousual2938 3 года назад +2

    Rondo's joke was Juan in a million.

  • @wayupnorth9420
    @wayupnorth9420 Год назад

    That was funny Rondo, Frankie even laughed behind your back.

  • @tretre3892
    @tretre3892 5 лет назад +14

    Rondo's racist joke though 😆😆😆 omg i love you guys!!! As an older woman...id be happy to cook for both of you anytime! Lol!

  • @mbolduc
    @mbolduc 5 лет назад +1

    You guys are getting a hell of a good comedy collection going here

  • @Crmcdizzle
    @Crmcdizzle 2 года назад +1

    He speaks the truth as I grew up white, poor in a white neighborhood and white parents told kids they had to stay away from us.

  • @Atomic_Elbow
    @Atomic_Elbow 5 лет назад +24

    They’re white toxic waste!” 😂😂

  • @NV-un7hn
    @NV-un7hn 5 лет назад +4

    The first 60 seconds is a big reason why we love you guys

  • @cockroach-spray4685
    @cockroach-spray4685 5 лет назад +23

    "Ahh that's stupid"😂😂

    • @audreyogorman2923
      @audreyogorman2923 4 года назад +2

      Cockroach- Spray literally jus said as it said

  • @DRCHUCKWRIGHTMD
    @DRCHUCKWRIGHTMD 5 лет назад +4

    RONDO. that had me laughing so hard I lost my mind..."Cook me meal, I love you long time!!!"

  • @krazybadger78
    @krazybadger78 5 лет назад +14

    "Would you like a woman to cook for you or..."
    "Yessss."

  • @lsdimontenegro5705
    @lsdimontenegro5705 5 лет назад +11

    "But once you eat that pie..." LOL

  • @marchforthworld
    @marchforthworld 5 лет назад +127

    You have 3 REAL haters!!! Notice how you always have 3 dislikes within the first hour that you post a video. That means you're doing something right! Keep up the good work fellas!!!

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад +8

      March Forth that or racists(I hope it’s just regular haters though).

    • @kle1134
      @kle1134 5 лет назад +4

      it's the other channels that copy

    • @afterburner2869
      @afterburner2869 5 лет назад +1

      March Forth Haters are anyone that disagrees with YOU, right?

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 5 лет назад +3

      AFTERBURNER Always an a**hole in the bunch.

    • @afterburner2869
      @afterburner2869 5 лет назад

      Debra Shepherd I’m sorry, did my comment offend you? Did my comment hurt your delicate sensibilities? Does this make me a hater? Poor poor Debra is angry because my comment struck a nerve.

  • @colinwhitfield8627
    @colinwhitfield8627 2 года назад +1

    Best smiles in the whole Tubeverse.

  • @KevinMullaney333
    @KevinMullaney333 5 лет назад +6

    You guys are part of my daily sanity routine. Thank u🍀

  • @deeparragh2753
    @deeparragh2753 2 года назад +1

    Chris Rock is the best.

  • @Prozak63
    @Prozak63 5 лет назад +1

    LMAO! And there's 2 Mexicans named Juan laughing their asses off somewhere.

  • @dannyneiba
    @dannyneiba 4 года назад +1

    My brothers yall got one of the coolest reaction video channels..keep up the good work

  • @Leahhhashley
    @Leahhhashley 3 года назад

    OKAYYY IM DEAD AT THE JUAN ON JUAN JOKE 😂 my ass laughed out loud!! i’m
    ticked 💀

  • @rickymurray
    @rickymurray 5 лет назад +5

    This was so true, I've been crackin up beginning to end

  • @datcryptoguy
    @datcryptoguy 5 лет назад +2

    One of the Best!!! Chris Rock rocked!! Love this channel! Keep the vids coming!!!

  • @Onetigerl
    @Onetigerl 5 лет назад +2

    Its tough to pick a favorite from this channel, but this might have moved to my top spot. Both the routine and the reaction. You two rock.

  • @amsophy1991
    @amsophy1991 5 лет назад +1

    What a killer bit! Timing was amazing

  • @Careless-carefree
    @Careless-carefree 5 лет назад +3

    Omg. Funniest thing I’ve seen lately anywhere! Thanks guys!

  • @wurkin89
    @wurkin89 3 года назад +2

    The guy on the left on these videos is legendary, you can’t not like him

  • @SynthLord666
    @SynthLord666 Год назад +1

    Im mexican and I approve of that joke in the beginning 😂

  • @michaeltveten8458
    @michaeltveten8458 5 лет назад +5

    Y’all laughin’ so hard at these videos, you done scratched the hell out ‘dat wall!

  • @Wes32168
    @Wes32168 5 лет назад +1

    Chris Rock Has been consistently Funny over the years! One of the Best! Another Great Video Y'all! Keep It Going!

  • @kevinyeager9023
    @kevinyeager9023 5 лет назад +8

    Hahaha rondo that was an awesome dad joke 😂
    Love u guys man, ur stuff just keeps getting better and better

  • @magsbayou
    @magsbayou 5 лет назад +1

    OMG you guys add to the laughter! I mean stomach cramping laughter.

  • @Strangedream
    @Strangedream 4 года назад +1

    I can't stop watching these. I agree with all the comments that watching you guys watching stuff feels like I'm watching from right next to you on the couch. It's a refreshing break from the current insanity. Thanks for being chill!

  • @mr.invisable6919
    @mr.invisable6919 3 года назад +1

    I appreciate your humanity guys. We are ALL family.

  • @lbow09
    @lbow09 Год назад

    Dude 🤣 the pronunciation on JUAN, killed me.

  • @CatWith-AHat
    @CatWith-AHat 5 лет назад

    RUclips rabbit hole came in clutch with this channel, you guys have so much content to make cant wait.

  • @mouseowl5000
    @mouseowl5000 5 лет назад +1

    What do you call a pirate that still has both hands both eyes in both legs?
    Rookie😂😂😂

  • @suzip5474
    @suzip5474 Год назад

    Your laughs are contagious, it’s great that we can laugh at each other cause things just get so out of hand at times 😂

  • @Marcie4466
    @Marcie4466 2 года назад

    I love you both!! I get to laughing so hard when I watch you two laughing!!!

  • @DylaniteDylanite
    @DylaniteDylanite 5 лет назад +3

    Yet another good one. Y’all becoming a real staple.

  • @pokeround
    @pokeround 5 лет назад +6

    "Juan on Juan". Damn, bro, that was layam. Loved it.

  • @00boscopops
    @00boscopops 4 года назад +3

    I seem to laugh harder watching with these guys!

  • @elprezidente99
    @elprezidente99 5 лет назад +1

    That brought me back. Saw him at Rosemont like 10 years ago.

  • @foxibot
    @foxibot 5 лет назад +9

    Chris is so silly with the “I miss you” bit, that was so funny with all the noises and the singing was kinda of good. Not Weezy Jefferson old! Lol! I needed that laugh! I cook like a professional. I am Cajun and once I cook for you, you will be hooked and I cook great Italiano and great southern comfort food too. ❤️🙂

  • @tubadude905
    @tubadude905 3 года назад

    Holy crap - that "Juan on Juan" buckled me over as I walked to the kitchen, and I almost dropped my laptop. Dam that shit was funny.

  • @petermatthew5032
    @petermatthew5032 5 лет назад +3

    I am dying I'm dying I never laughed so hard in a very long time I am dying

  • @cdpgbc-mw2kz
    @cdpgbc-mw2kz 3 года назад

    Canadian Cracker.....Chris Rock is a legend. Thanks for posting this clip. I needed a great laugh and between this posting and your reactions, all I can say is, " Two thumbs up." The World is so serious now...we all need to lighten the F up. If we do not laugh at ourselves, how can we share our similarities?

  • @joshuawelsh6976
    @joshuawelsh6976 3 года назад +1

    Rewatch this! Still killing my stomach laughing!!!😂🔥

  • @Eternalnowisthekey
    @Eternalnowisthekey 5 лет назад

    That had me laughing big time! You guys rolling of your chairs busting up makes it even funnier 👍👍👍

  • @tylerdurkett2346
    @tylerdurkett2346 5 лет назад +8

    Yo where is the people that cant wait for a 30min clip!!, over a 5 min Clip!! Do More cause its Funny

  • @kimberlyellis7347
    @kimberlyellis7347 4 года назад

    Love y’all and your positivity and compassion for others! ❤️❤️

  • @33sbc
    @33sbc 5 лет назад +1

    You guys are awesome. You should do a lottery and the winner gets a chance to party with you.

  • @cagedreptile
    @cagedreptile 5 лет назад +1

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Chris rock lit that set up. Great vid guys

  • @wendyraymond1751
    @wendyraymond1751 5 лет назад +2

    U guys r on fire 2 nite x rondo ur joke franks reaction was in tears before Chris started x so funny x chris rock is so naturally funny x has an amazing voice x ad me in stiches x so funny x then the end x pot or arse x u ave made my nite x laughing as I write x ad me a white wine an u perfect nite x thanku so much x best find ever finding u x love u x god bless x

  • @bobbilly7232
    @bobbilly7232 5 лет назад +8

    He's not lying about the banana pudding

    • @stevenjames6766
      @stevenjames6766 4 года назад

      omg I am craving a cold one now. Agree
      with you both.

  • @veronica4004
    @veronica4004 5 лет назад +1

    "I miss you too. I miss you much. How much? Too much, that much." This had me rolling laughing 🤣

  • @rylanmacdonald6416
    @rylanmacdonald6416 5 лет назад

    Do more Chris Rock!
    This man IS comedy.
    Much ❤ 2 Frank & Rondo !
    NH

  • @gangsom7123
    @gangsom7123 3 года назад

    Probably one of the best stand up comedians ever.

  • @eugeniav4721
    @eugeniav4721 5 лет назад +1

    gotta love Chris!! & he ain't lying a job & a d**k lol

  • @scotttracey8109
    @scotttracey8109 5 лет назад +1

    You two are the best...find the humor....

  • @jailenlindsey7981
    @jailenlindsey7981 4 года назад

    "Juan on Juan" Lmao😂😂😂
    That was shine funny shit!!!

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 5 лет назад +1

    LOLOL That's not racist, _hermano._ That's just a pun. Funny, too!

  • @lendog203
    @lendog203 5 лет назад +1

    I really enjoy your channel... always like seeing the way you guys interact.

  • @imambaybars3405
    @imambaybars3405 5 лет назад +5

    man, rondo’s joke is hilarious 🤣 I’ve laughed as much as if I was watching a B.B. video

  • @TiltingT
    @TiltingT 5 лет назад +1

    Needed the smiles today guys thanks!

  • @bluebyyoublue839
    @bluebyyoublue839 5 лет назад +1

    I push thumbs up before i even watch it. Cuz even i dont like the stand up, i know im gonna love the reaction

  • @WoodwiseJoe
    @WoodwiseJoe 5 лет назад +4

    That made my sides hurt. Hilarious!

  • @FortyDogge
    @FortyDogge 4 года назад

    You Guys are Honest! Luv your Pod casts!

  • @Fortnitekid1427-o5k
    @Fortnitekid1427-o5k 4 года назад +1

    Man he ALWAYS slays