my favorite part, is how the hell does jaeger know that you're 4 meters short? Wouldnt he expect you to fudge some numbers a little bit? Whole man is made outa fudge, surely hes familiar with fudging numbers
I think Tarkov would be 1000x more fun if high spec gear was actually rare so people were forced to run around with PACAs and shitty guns for the first half of the wipe. Make it so good guns/armour can only be bought from high level traders or found in high risk areas instead of just randomly in any box/stash in the game. That way people actually need to risk gear to get gear, or grind quests to unlock the good gear, instead of just being able to stash run and get all the best gear that way. A lot of people would probably hate it, but I honestly would love it if high-tier guns/armour got the same restrictions as the high tier ammo, meaning they can't just be sold/bought off the flea the second you hit level 15.
Whenever I hear "noob friendly" from a game developer from Eastern Europe, it is like hearing the Joker making a promise. I swear they look at something painful in life and gain the inspiration to inflict it to a player base.
my issues with the wipe so far are; - Armor is still useless, so every combat situation is take 1-3 bullets and you're dead, so early wipe is just like late wipe IMO. - Sneaking is OP because you cant hear people just slow crouching up to you even if you use the cheapest headset (picks up most noise), this has caused people to sneak constantly. - Upgrading hideout is not balanced for the FIR, so you cant craft all things necessary, hideout upgrade is dependent on RNG.
im thinking of playin pve again.. cant seem to kill anything either.... face shots dont work headshots .. anything.. today i shot somebody 1 m away from me with BT ammo on my ak after i checked he somehow killed me while taking 14 hits to the body (no gear only santa hat) ... its just stupid
I know Aqua isnt the best but everytime I see an enemy taking 7 shots to the head and they just turn around to kill him it makes me glad I dont play this game 😂
The average Tarkov player plays the first month only and quits because of cheaters. Meanwhile i only ever run into cheaters during the first month when everyone and their mom is streaming it and their anti fans are out trying to ruin their fun.
Same level as the guy who plays games for his full time job. Ive played three times maybe 9 hours total and i couldnt get into ground zero first three days. Aqua is so bad.
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watching aqua play tarkov is like watching a hamster try to get out of a maze without an exit
Best comment I've seen in a while 😂
he’s doing so well too
"Where am I? Factory is weird now." - AquaFPS, spawning in the one area that hasn't changed
The Fart Father, the Prince of Piss, the King of Kisses on Wednesday. He has graced us with more Tarkov.
I love when aqua locks in but he just leans in super close to his monitor to see a scav
Watching this at my 24h military watch, thank you for the blessing
Are you exfil camping?
Thank YOU bro 🙏 ❤
Enjoy your weekend comp day lol
CQ be like
my favorite part, is how the hell does jaeger know that you're 4 meters short? Wouldnt he expect you to fudge some numbers a little bit? Whole man is made outa fudge, surely hes familiar with fudging numbers
27:27 absolute cinema
So happy this came up when I was searching for a video
3:25 I don't normally like videos but this is insane
I’ve never heard someone say they don’t like RUclips videos lmao
"I'm in the Baja Now" I love that Will Sasso reference to when he used to go on TFATK and talk shit to those morons.
How is there shaub haters commenting about him on aqua vids
@@collinwgreen truck walk baybee
"Me and santa a really at odds this wipe" is a very VERY aqua statement. I love it.
"I don't wanna do anything for this guy" is my life motto
I dont think I've ever seen Aqua survive and keep running the same gun as much as he has that suppressed ADAR
I dont think I've ever seen Aqua survive.
at 09:40 bro looks like he fell asleep like that lmao
Aqua doing the "-1 000 000 Scarma" - challenge, if he ever does a Scav this wipe he'll be waiting for the next wipe to do another.
Aqua with mxc impact replay. That was one the the greatest shows ever on Spike
12:11 you need some soap in that mouth
That part made me giggle like a school girl
I love engaging with and consuming aquaFPS content
Your videos really are the best, always looking forward to the next upload on each channel
love the vids as always aquaaaa
16:37 the funniest kill
Alright it's button pushing time
That suppressed ak he had was a beast.
"HE WON BECAUSE HE PAID MORE" One of the truest statements ever.
y so poor?
Watching Aqua go over the clips shows why i still won't go back to Tarkov.
Aqua's piss-tol plays are actually insane
He sure is a grinch, but I wonder what his knees look like
I think Tarkov would be 1000x more fun if high spec gear was actually rare so people were forced to run around with PACAs and shitty guns for the first half of the wipe.
Make it so good guns/armour can only be bought from high level traders or found in high risk areas instead of just randomly in any box/stash in the game. That way people actually need to risk gear to get gear, or grind quests to unlock the good gear, instead of just being able to stash run and get all the best gear that way.
A lot of people would probably hate it, but I honestly would love it if high-tier guns/armour got the same restrictions as the high tier ammo, meaning they can't just be sold/bought off the flea the second you hit level 15.
Aqua was very naughty boy this year! That’s why Santa had to shit on him over and over and over again!
Quite a clever title aqua, I like it!
Hey aqua you can also use the vpo bolt action hunting rifke for that quest.its way cheaper and you can use magazines with it!
Aqua on Tarkov is PEAK Aqua
the Dsync was crazy this video
It’s actually really lucky that he DODNT kill Santa because I assume he still gives -1.0 rep
Whenever I hear "noob friendly" from a game developer from Eastern Europe, it is like hearing the Joker making a promise.
I swear they look at something painful in life and gain the inspiration to inflict it to a player base.
my issues with the wipe so far are;
- Armor is still useless, so every combat situation is take 1-3 bullets and you're dead, so early wipe is just like late wipe IMO.
- Sneaking is OP because you cant hear people just slow crouching up to you even if you use the cheapest headset (picks up most noise), this has caused people to sneak constantly.
- Upgrading hideout is not balanced for the FIR, so you cant craft all things necessary, hideout upgrade is dependent on RNG.
I see the God of gout has the event armband.
When do we get the video telling the tale of that adventure?
When xmas music is royalty free you know its a blashpouhmous sin
he rolls the R on "grinch" so hard for no particular reason
Ayyyy my question made it in the video!!! Shoulda put your dirty clothes wisdom in with it tho lmao
Damn I love watching someone who plays tarkov like I would if I was motivated to
Ded Moroz isn't Santa .... he's like evil santa
Santa should count as a USEC kill
Can someone tell him, that Santa doesnt impact REP as a PMC anymore?
Water papa liquid father aqua daddy good to see you 😂❤
Non found in raid gas analyzers barter for an RFB, you need 2
I am certain he stole my morphines
15.40 hight above boar
I read the thumbnail as "The Tarkov Gringo"
this a reupload?
We love you Aqua
Two mins baby yeaaaaA 😂😂
12:54 Fence selling Intel Folder for 90k?
I will not drink voodoos because its way too frickin hoppy. Im not a coal miner aqua!
oh, I might be on your other channels xD
Grinchin
DCL's are the ONLY beer
thats my strimmer!!
Provide Viewership from Ref is now required to complete for Kappa.
Tremendous
is there a community for people to play together. ?? im from EU, but none of my friends wanna play EFT :P they dont like gear fear xD
For the algos my dude 🤝
im thinking of playin pve again.. cant seem to kill anything either.... face shots dont work headshots .. anything.. today i shot somebody 1 m away from me with BT ammo on my ak after i checked he somehow killed me while taking 14 hits to the body (no gear only santa hat) ... its just stupid
poor man santa murderer
Grrrinch
Me sitting at zero rubbles bc I can’t live
Beast ❤
I ratted 2 players andthe glitchy screen of death happened and scav killed me
kiss wednesdays are everyday
The desync and clunkyness in these fights are amazing. Anyways play pvp tho is better :))))))))))))
Its not difficult to get zero rubles. This wipe is so shit i sold my stash and dropped all my roubles in raids for other people 😂
This is illegal, come out with your pants down.
I lowered my FOV and I feel like I am a god all of a sudden? 59 gang
Another Aqua death montage.
I know Aqua isnt the best but everytime I see an enemy taking 7 shots to the head and they just turn around to kill him it makes me glad I dont play this game 😂
he read 3 of my chat messages in this, he loves me guys. sorry
Kneecaps
Parumpapumpum got me fin rollin
Milk
Ground Zero is the worst starting map. The quests (especially saving the mole) are a slug fest in the first few weeks of wipe.
I hate that boss I always kill him
excuses, excuses LUL
Piss Wednesday
Aqua called “timeout!” - the winning CQB move.
Knee
Bong hits for jesus
Hello Aqua plz acknowledge that I exist….
Talk about his armhair. That will do it
Hello aqua. It would be way funny if you acknowledged Me without acknowledging the comment I'm replying to.
Also acknowledge me eh. Cmon dude.
The only way aqua acknowledges you is how bryan johnson acknowledges his child that he leeches from /j
Tell him you have a big mac and fries.
Jesus christ this game's netcode is terrible. I'm glad I don't play it anymore.
The average Tarkov player plays the first month only and quits because of cheaters. Meanwhile i only ever run into cheaters during the first month when everyone and their mom is streaming it and their anti fans are out trying to ruin their fun.
Aqua.. ground zero IS a noob friendly map. You just happen to play worse than a noob half the time.
BOOOOOO
Crosshair placement ass, aim higher. Be more aware of head level.
Same level as the guy who plays games for his full time job. Ive played three times maybe 9 hours total and i couldnt get into ground zero first three days. Aqua is so bad.
You will never surpass the loot lord, bow to his greatness
Cool story bro
pushing aquas buttons is becoming a regular habit of mine