Levi: Holy shit are you coughing? *levi helps listener, slaps listeners back and listener coughs out a flower* Levi: what the literal f*ck- Me: Omg Levi what the actual f*ck-? T^T
Thefact that I have to go to the sto one new a get canre so I for new a get hope Iwell doingare family your and Kurtt t you hopeapika while youtogether tt thingtt and one a I was laying on my phone and some how typed this
Levi: that's sounds like a trope from a goddam anime Me: says the anime parody Also levi: why don't you get the surgery? Me: sure why not, becouse letting shitty glasses poke around in my lungs is totally not gonna kill me
hey uh- what if you did a hanahaki au where LEVI has the hanahaki disease for listener? I think it would be really soul crushing- happy endings though so we don’t fall into a depressive episode unlike this one TwT
The amount of A Slap on Titan references is immaculate 😔👌 . . It has been brought to my attention that I am stupid, and should read the titles more carefully
Idea for a pt2/alternative ending (for pt2 Hanji finds us unconscious on the ground) Hanji would perform surgery on us to remove the flowers with the side effect of us losing our emotions, Levi develops feelings for us we regret him because we’re emotionless, Hanji finds out and get angry at Levi for only now developing feelings.
i haven't even listened to it yet and i'm gonna say before hand, this is amazing. i'll edit this comment when i i'm done listening to it lmao edit 1: now i know you have a weed stash in the cabinet lol edit 2: i just realized it a slap on AOT lmao edit 3: my man just called me ugly smh edit 4: that was a nice ending :)
WOOO 44 MINUTES LATE Edit: OK WOWHWBAHJWH DID YOU FIND MY WEED STASH PLEASE OH GOD JABSIABSOA 😭😭😭 Edit 2:He just insulted us and left us to go die i'm,,,
"Are you a complete idiot, or did you happen to find my weed stash in the cabinet?"
YO I CAN'T
Let's just hope he doesn't find my cocaine stash
Ik XD
IVE BEEN DYING THIS WHOLE TIME
I found both
@@yurikibutsuji8051 istg did you take my cocaine
“Oh shit, it’s always been real?” - Levi Ackerman, 2021
The way he said that line just-
*YES*
he said that as soon as i read that
I didn't read the "asot" part so when Levi said "did you find my weed stash in the cabinet" I was so confused
What does Asot mean?
@@The_realGGoddess A Slap on Titan
Levi: did you find my weed stash?
YN: no but I’ll sure as hell start looking-
Danm straight 😌
👀
mood
Fax
Danm u right
Levi: Did you swallow a damn flower?
Me some minutes before: Oh look, a dandelion! Might be the last one in the season!
LMAO😭
Levi: did you find my weed stash
Me: hold on a Second here you have a weed stash
That was my first thought 💀💀
I MuSt fInD ThIs sUpPlY
Girl, I don’t blame him XD
MONOKUMA?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
@@illbehere.2416 shhhhhhhhh
Levi: get your gear straightened out and get back to work
*2 seconds later*
Levi: Oh shit are coughing? It really doesnt sound like your fine cadet.
It’s the way he said it for me
It's the way he doesn't care about us for me
its the way i still find it attractive asf for me
Exactly 🙄
*- Levi:*
I-
*- Me:*
You know what? Why don't you just go? I'm going to die anyways 🕳🏃🏻♀️
Im dying, right now
I'm over here dying in the but Levi thinks I took his weed 😭🤚
Ik
Nom
Ikr
I'm lowkey dieing and levi's like "did you find my weed stash 🤨"
i litteraly have a stash like why would i need his 😭
Levi: Holy shit are you coughing?
*levi helps listener, slaps listeners back and listener coughs out a flower*
Levi: what the literal f*ck-
Me: Omg Levi what the actual f*ck-? T^T
Him:your a 2
Me:damn
Him:to get with some one you have to be a 8
Me: Damn
Him:to get with me you have to be a 15
Me: DAMN!
"and get back to work are you understood."
"Oh shit are you coughing"
I literally hate how I find ASOT Characters attractive.
Especially armin
@@Stargirl-jy8rc fr
@@Stargirl-jy8rc I-
@@kaisetic3150 wut 😟
@@Stargirl-jy8rc 😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao
Levi: isn't that a anime trope.......Then how is it real
Me: 😑 boi u ain't even real ur a anime person too 😑
Thefact that I have to go to the sto one new a get canre so I for new a get hope Iwell doingare family your and Kurtt t you hopeapika while youtogether tt thingtt and one a
I was laying on my phone and some how typed this
@@MABELZ_ Lol xD
@@ilovekaeya I didn't remember posting this comment and was trying to figure out wtf I was saying XD
"You do realize we wear diapers on our heads while cleaning, right?" - Admiral Casual
Levi: No offence cadet, have you ever looked at a mirror lately? have you checked your personality? Your like a 2.
Ouch, that hurts 😔✋
I didn’t read the full title I didn’t see it was A Slap on titan 😂
Same I- am so stupid
GDVDHG I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ASOT MEANT INTO YOU SAID SOMETHING THANK YOU MY GODDESS/KING 😫🙏
“Did you swallow a damn flower”
Connie shoved a dandelion down my throat sir 🙁
literally this whole channel gives me serotonin i love this 😭💗💍
YESS I SWEAR
Levi: that's sounds like a trope from a goddam anime
Me: says the anime parody
Also levi: why don't you get the surgery?
Me: sure why not, becouse letting shitty glasses poke around in my lungs is totally not gonna kill me
Levi:Is that blood?! this is exactly how hepatitis happened
Me: wait that line is from slap on Titan lol 😂
HISOKA?!
HISOKA WHY YOU HERR AND HI
i love a slap on Titan amsjfnnffn
Lmao
@@Dazai_Husband Komaeda have you finally succeed on getting on the Nintendo Switch
Okayy I got rejected that hurts 🤧💔
"are you choking on something?"
*what? me? no...possibly.. um..*
"Did you swallow a damn flower"
-Levi
WEED STASH- *EXCUSE ME, HEICHOU?*
Levi: did you find my weed stash
Me: no
Me, eren and armin yesterday: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!
WHEN THIS BOY WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE GET HIGH ON I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED COUGHING AND FELL OFF MY BED
“Recite the alphabet backwards” man I don’t think anyone can do that off the top of their head
Z...... That's enough brain for today
Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
It took me way too long to do that
I can. It’s really not that hard
I did it it took me like 1 sec or 1 minute for each letter
I need a normal Levi x Hanahaki! Listener
My self esteem after watching this: 📉📉📉📉📉
Day 4 of asking for Annie or mikasa x psychotic listener or Annie or mikasa x fem listener where they encounter a homophobic Karen
I’m laughing and idk yuu
I like how he thinks we’re trying to get high
Who says we aren’t 👀
“Oh for the love of the walls” OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE IM SAYING THIS FROM NOW ON😂
damn sense when was he this mean *has flash back when he kicks eren-* YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND-
Treat me like how you treat your windex Levi 😏😩
LMAOOOO
ONG 🤧
Why do I find u everywhere?you have good taste btw 😌💅🏾
@Kawaii simp ÙwÚ
Thank you, thank you
(＾∇＾)ﾉ♪
“ Not worrying about whenever or not were having a freaking asthma attack ”
*AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY*
Levi: what the acually heck, is that a flower?! Cadet, I’ve seen people trying to get high off the weirdest shit, like acual shit
BRO I CANT XD
So.... we gonna ignore the fact Levi has a weed stash in his cabinet-?😀
nope
Lol remember this is a ASOT
i do too bro 😭
hey uh- what if you did a hanahaki au where LEVI has the hanahaki disease for listener? I think it would be really soul crushing- happy endings though so we don’t fall into a depressive episode unlike this one TwT
RUclips: no views
Also RUclips: 20 likes
RUclips again: no comments
*looks in the comments*
There’s comments....
I think RUclips is the one that found Levi's weed stash
@@noise3894 yeah no kidding
The amount of A Slap on Titan references is immaculate 😔👌
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It has been brought to my attention that I am stupid, and should read the titles more carefully
don’t worry same 😭
Here to the people who are early 🏆🥈🥉
Thanks
:0
:D
Thanks
Thx? I think I'm early I mean I watched this like 5 min after it came out I just forgot to comment but hii
@@yuugrim4112 ciel 🤨what you doing here
Levi: and-
Me: just go and let me choke to death in peace 😭
Imagine Captain Levi vs Darth Vader from Star Wars lol
omg no lol
He would fight Vader with a mop, a broom and cleaning supplies 😂😭😂
@@_Rere._. 🤣🤣
@@pinklemoade4779 🤣🤣
@@_Rere._.and funny thing is Darth Vader will probably say to Levi I am ur father lol 🤣
I'm wheezing why is Levi so funny?!?!?
THIS MADE ME CRY
Levi: Im into windex bottles.
If I got myself a windex bottle will you love me??
"or did you find my weed"
i already consumed it but that's not the problem-
I GOT 8 MINUTES IN BEFORE I REALIZED THAT THE WHOLE THING IS SUPPOSED TO BE JOKING- I WAS BEYOND CONFUSED GIFNFNCBC
The way he says how the Listener is a 2 and needs to be at least a 15 :'D I laughed so much! Perfect start in the morning
our will to live after that went 📉
Definitely-
No veiws....
23 likes....
6 Comments....
RUclips Is very drunk again
HE SAID HES INTO WINDEX BOTTLES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think RUclips found Levi's weed stash
Oh nice cool AOT asmr, loving this series
OMG I CANT WITH ASOT LEVI OML YOU DID SUCH A AMAZING JOB FOR DOING ASOT LEVI
THIS IS TOO FUNNY🤣🤣
Titan eats me then when the group sees the titan , they just see slots of flowers growing out of them making the titan slow
I’m sorry he has a weed stash and keeps it to himself?!
cheers to yet another quality video 🍷.
"did you find my weed stash?"
Yeah, I did. And I'm also high
Idea for a pt2/alternative ending (for pt2 Hanji finds us unconscious on the ground) Hanji would perform surgery on us to remove the flowers with the side effect of us losing our emotions, Levi develops feelings for us we regret him because we’re emotionless, Hanji finds out and get angry at Levi for only now developing feelings.
i haven't even listened to it yet and i'm gonna say before hand, this is amazing. i'll edit this comment when i i'm done listening to it lmao
edit 1: now i know you have a weed stash in the cabinet lol
edit 2: i just realized it a slap on AOT lmao
edit 3: my man just called me ugly smh
edit 4: that was a nice ending :)
Hello I'm a simp too~
Hello simps😏
@@tommyinnitbutbetter612 hello 😏
@@tommyinnitbutbetter612 hello ☺️
hello~
Me trying to sleep while listening to this man insult my life before I die by flowers
I feel like Levi is the type to have a enemies to love kinda thing I don't know🧐
Man Levi talks to me like I talk to myself damn😭
I'm dying in the inside
*literally-*
Lmao get it cause our lungs got punctured-
WOOO 44 MINUTES LATE
Edit: OK WOWHWBAHJWH DID YOU FIND MY WEED STASH PLEASE OH GOD JABSIABSOA 😭😭😭
Edit 2:He just insulted us and left us to go die i'm,,,
Us:*coughing severely*
Levi:Be honest.....Did you find my weed stash..?
Me:Bitch I'm fucking dying and youre worried about weed?!
YESSS I BEEN STARVING 😫☝️
Uwu
I'm very concerned about your health are you ok
@@shizu4134 am i? dk 🥳
@@shizu4134 he might be starving for every video that is made
@@romeroortega2399 oh ok like who feeds them
ALSO DAY 10 asking for a Eren x Ackerman Listener!
lol no
Yessss
Lol no
Levi is guilty!
I need this to be cannon
It’s the weed stash for me✋🙃
THE WAY HE SAID BYE I CANT LMAFOOOOOOO-
Levi: what the hell are u choking on then
Me: *chocking on water*
Also me: how tf did u-
not even 10 seconds in and Levi says"Are you a complete idiot, or did you happen to find my weed stash in the cabinet?" 🤣
Oh non asot and hanahaki we finna die
Omg it’s hero Santa again 👁👄👁 you’re my idol
“spit it out cadet”
Me: coughs out flower petals
“there I spit it out more like coughed but okay”
That kind of hurt me a little bit 🥺🥺
You know what time it’s is:
Day 15 of asking if there’s gonna be a continuation to Mommy! Historia series 👉👈
the one time im not using my phone i get a late notification
Pov: yo rum ass fell for someon way out your dam leuge and now your spitting roses whilst getting roasted
aww baby thought i tried to get high off flowers 🥺🥺
The what stash 👁👄👁💃🤠
You have weed Levi? Give me it
Jeez, Levi you're so mean 🤧
wait he has weed?
lmaooo!!!
Levi: did you find my weed stash?
Me: no...
Also me: OoHh look at the pretty fairy's and unicorns
Levi: that's a titan...
I kept laughing man this is amazing
wow what i way to die! by my captain not loving me back and having Fucking Flowers in my lugs! thats a great way to die!
Omg I love this I love how it end it hurt but I was funny as hell
Ok wait tell me Levi did not just quote Rainbow Dash
Time stamp here- 6:39
That’s what I was thinking
2:18
Me:*spits out another flower out of pettiness*
Can I get that weed in your cabinet tho? No? I tried
PLEASE I LAUGHED SO HARD DURING THIS
Yeah this is how i imagine asking out any of my anime crushes would go
The way this made me cackle
Bro i would never even had this conversation,I would just be like at the start: „So I actually have Go and get eaten by a titan now.“😃
“Your on the brink of death right now that’s really not attractive to anyone”
Me “well maybe Armin he’s pretty fucked up”
this is like exactly hepatitas happens IMAOAOAINSJSS I LAUGHED THROUGH HALZF OF THE VIDEO
ASOT Levi is probably The best thing EVER
Dame Levi is so harsh 🥺😤😩 he’s supposed to be the most emotional character!! Out of all of the characters 😠