BANNERLORD but I Play as a KNIGHT in the ARMY

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  2 года назад +279

    *GLORY TO TRISTAN LIONHEART!*
    Hello HELLO! Super excited to be back in Bannerlord with this series! Next part coming very soon.
    Make sure to show it some love by liking and commenting to boost it in the algorithm! VERY COOL!

    • @JaxieTeller
      @JaxieTeller 2 года назад +2

      Bro you have fans for Brazil, can legends in portuguese brazil

    • @molokay
      @molokay 2 года назад +1

      Are you norwegian or svede.?

    • @aravindsiva592
      @aravindsiva592 2 года назад +1

      😘 nice bro keep dng it

    • @aleksanderuzelac3319
      @aleksanderuzelac3319 2 года назад +2

      What was the song in the beginning?

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 2 года назад +1

      *D E U S V U L T*

  • @nikjoh06
    @nikjoh06 2 года назад +780

    “Gambling is taxation for the stupid” Thats actually a good quote

    • @fer-pololono1436
      @fer-pololono1436 2 года назад +32

      From where I come there is a saying that goes something like this “the lottery is the tax to stupidity” which is very similar

    • @riccardopattarin
      @riccardopattarin 2 года назад +19

      @@fer-pololono1436 Once a year me and my relatives used to buy a lottery ticket. We called this useless action "the stupids' tax"

    • @IIIRobIII
      @IIIRobIII 2 года назад +3

      Known as Idiotensteuer ... idiots tax

    • @artemis7271
      @artemis7271 2 года назад +16

      I'm pretty sure this phrase is almost universal.

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 2 года назад +1

      r/Im14andThisIsDeep

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo 2 года назад +741

    Are you guys pissed about me killing Lucon too? I don't wanna have to come Guerilla warfare Vlandia too next episode

    • @NEY-uu3lx
      @NEY-uu3lx 2 года назад +14

      does my pfp pass the alhamdulillah halal allah seal of approval?

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад +290

      Lucon deez nutz.

    • @NotSimo
      @NotSimo 2 года назад +117

      @@Koifish Aight.

    • @NurAini-ep8wm
      @NurAini-ep8wm 2 года назад +3

      When next episode release???

    • @FlyingNova223
      @FlyingNova223 2 года назад +17

      Personally, I feel your uprising has been justifide, but killing Lucon was a little over the line. But I could also see your hate for him. Now I think the best course of action would be joining the western Empire, since their leader is literally Julius Caesar.

  • @mattdeelight
    @mattdeelight 2 года назад +529

    "Your father died which disgraced your family."
    Life in Bannerlord is hard AF.

    • @pump6400
      @pump6400 2 года назад +5

      hella accurate to real life tho

    • @Hammadz-li
      @Hammadz-li 2 года назад +27

      imagine having a mortal father

    • @pump6400
      @pump6400 2 года назад +16

      @@Hammadz-li i mean it happens back then when ur father/ head of the house dies the other nobles tend to make phony stories to disgrace your house and stuff to claim it

    • @Hammadz-li
      @Hammadz-li 2 года назад +8

      @@pump6400 if the kid is young and no clear succession then it might happen

  • @reganyoung4806
    @reganyoung4806 2 года назад +26

    You are so entertaining and in character I love it. "I'll gamble again... DAHHHH" 3:45

  • @GuidenYT
    @GuidenYT 2 года назад +49

    Bro idk why but when that beat dropped I was dead 💀

  • @johnathangoldstein9991
    @johnathangoldstein9991 2 года назад +22

    I can imagine Tristan and Darius meeting at a bar and becoming fast friends.
    Tristan being the friendly yet rowdy troublemaker while Darius being the calm and intelligent one

    • @serenek623
      @serenek623 2 года назад

      Darius is the calm and scary one. In one hand he holds his drink; the other is perched is on his scabbard.

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 года назад +121

    If I had a dollar every time koifish curses the enemy I'd be a millionaire

  • @tjkillercroc8495
    @tjkillercroc8495 2 года назад +82

    “Oh this looks interesting”
    *Clicks video*
    “THIS IS THE LEGEND OF TRISTAN LIONHEART!!”
    “Wait a minute that’s me”
    Never thought Ide hear Koifish say my name with such passion 😂😂

  • @FilipMoncrief
    @FilipMoncrief 2 года назад +60

    Top tier bannerlord content. You and Simo are truly something special

  • @DargorShepard
    @DargorShepard 2 года назад +98

    "The best Nord, is a dead Nord"

  • @skyshatter3633
    @skyshatter3633 2 года назад +5

    17:55 "Mounted and ready for combat"
    *hits a tree
    i`m dying

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 2 года назад +3

    This mod looks like a ton of fun, and your roleplaying just takes it to a different level, jeez. I don't think I can stop watching!

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 2 года назад +57

    I'm here to watch the Koifish slaughter all of his foes.

  • @legendzero365
    @legendzero365 2 года назад +14

    A fight between Tristan and Darius would be legendary.

  • @imanuelextreme6142
    @imanuelextreme6142 2 года назад +92

    finally, a lord more competent than lucon

    • @NotSimo
      @NotSimo 2 года назад +32

      You can say that again

    • @nikjoh06
      @nikjoh06 2 года назад +4

      @@NotSimo lol

    • @jacobite2353
      @jacobite2353 2 года назад +2

      Less comptentant may be in order. At least Lucon simply did nothing not while the Vlandian king kept all the forces with him as he tried to be a gloryhound but ended up doing f all

  • @Zlopyy
    @Zlopyy 2 года назад +4

    22:10 they took Sargot ... its pure gold

  • @MisterHydro
    @MisterHydro 2 года назад +1

    14:57 need to start using 'TIP OF DE LANCE, TIP OF DE LANCE' in my daily vocabulary

  • @Jmigs13
    @Jmigs13 2 года назад +1

    The "Urgh!" on 4:50 is wholesome made my day man lmao!🤣😇

  • @Madmax45247
    @Madmax45247 2 года назад +1

    It's funny hearing Vox Vulgaris in the background. It's pretty much all I listen to when playing Vlandia which is my favorite faction.

  • @domtom9594
    @domtom9594 2 года назад +2

    Koifish: Hey Simo can I copy your idea?
    Simo: Yea just dont make it look obvious.

  • @nahhfam7678
    @nahhfam7678 2 года назад +4

    My favourite campaign I role played was as a dark skinned man from the vast desert kingdoms who came to the land in an attempt to be the finest swordsmith the world has ever known whilst dealing with being the outsider. The goal was to gift a master worthy weapon to each faction leader that matches their culture and only then would I settle down. However on my travels to buy ore to refine with a small party, we were assailed by bandit scum and all seemed lost until out of the forest came a western empire army led by the most beautiful warrior noble I had seen. Grateful for saving my life I altered my life goal to become worthy of her hand in marriage based on an initial failed attempt to woo as a mere unladen merchant. Thus I climbed the ranks of the western empires forces until I was commanding the front up infantry with my beloved and this other guy. The battle raged on and the encirclement began, a deliberately thin line to draw in the larger numbers and expose them to archer and heavy cavalry. But as I waited and waited for the horns to signal attack;they never came. They fled the field, my most loyal warriors killed to the last man. I was gravely wounded and captured, my battered body taken to a nearby castle. Then I got the news. My beloved had wed the man who she had betrayed me with. Confused and angry I was offered an act of mercy by the opposing leader who released me free of ransom as the kingdom I had pledged my life too had refused a minimal request and left me to die in a dungeon. I went to the man who released me and I said "I want to join your army"...

  • @mr.k1946
    @mr.k1946 Год назад +1

    Baron Belgir the lord of Ocs hall, Tristan Lionheart: “I have no idea who this man is.”

  • @reivercaptain510
    @reivercaptain510 2 года назад +3

    First Darius rebels against and executes the Emperor. Now Tristan Lionheart sees weakness in his liege and wonders if Derthert has the right to rule.

  • @Splitt3rHe4d
    @Splitt3rHe4d 2 года назад

    YES! La Suite Meurtriere playing in the background of the siege made me subscribe instantly.

  • @deno221deno
    @deno221deno 2 года назад +2

    Didn't expect that this video would be so fun to watch! Dude, you're hilarious, thanks for giving me laughs

  • @LMvdB02
    @LMvdB02 2 года назад +1

    22:00 I love how you say Sargoth instead of Sargot ;)

  • @HerrLindstrom
    @HerrLindstrom 2 года назад

    You crazy Swede of course I and many others would appreciate you to making videos such as this as long as it pleases you to make them!

  • @felixjaeger1635
    @felixjaeger1635 2 года назад

    Praise be the god algorithm of mankind.
    I must say I really like narrative series, both in grand strategy games and in action rpgs. Immersion always was a key for my attention span. Good thing that RUclipsrs are still interested in making these. I'll watch both Simo's and your series with great interest.

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 года назад +2

    The Butterlord shines his blessing upon this series

  • @BrandonGallemore
    @BrandonGallemore 2 года назад +1

    I finally subscribed to you. We play all the same games and you make too many videos for me to say no. This may be the best role playing channel out there. Keep it up brother!
    Edit: I also added 4 inches!

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 2 года назад +3

    As your proving mission, you'll be sent to kill that revolutionary bastard Simo
    We'll call the quest "Get Simo"

  • @hugo6693
    @hugo6693 2 года назад +5

    Ah yes, the best and only way a bannerlord video should always start: in a tavern

  • @sukuicarp605
    @sukuicarp605 2 года назад +1

    20:28 you havent deserted YET? so it mean you WILL in the future?

  • @Mitchell-Stein
    @Mitchell-Stein 2 года назад

    wtf what an epic intro. Could be the best lead in I've seen on bannerlord. Nice work

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 2 года назад +1

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

  • @parkmojo6168
    @parkmojo6168 2 года назад +4

    "We took the castle even though I took one on the head" - Simo, 2022

  • @PatrikLöf
    @PatrikLöf Год назад

    Alltså dina videor är så jävla roliga! Diggar den påhittade ”svenska” accenten. Genialiskt! 😂 Fortsätt så!

  • @historyafficionado478
    @historyafficionado478 2 года назад +6

    Eagerly waiting when Tristan makes an Army of Lurely Shock Cavalry to show why the Gendarmes dominated back then!

  • @dotsinki1096
    @dotsinki1096 2 года назад +2

    i like how it tells u what ur loyalty to your lord is like ur an ai

  • @lovehow-6711
    @lovehow-6711 2 года назад

    Eyy episk video koifisk, gillar den långa formaten med kommenteringen i bakgrunden- väldigt underhållande. Har en känsla att Darius å Tristan kommer att träffas en väg eller annan

  • @xtruemarksmenx4563
    @xtruemarksmenx4563 2 года назад

    Awesome video! Very entertaining. I would love to see, if you haven't already, a battanian playthrough!

  • @SuperSquatch
    @SuperSquatch 2 года назад

    As a native speaker who subscribes to your channel and Simo's, I appreciate being able to watch this video in multiple accents.

  • @lordbridstow
    @lordbridstow Год назад

    love the mixture of accents, scand and welsh? brutal sing-song lol

  • @JoshuaAndrea1
    @JoshuaAndrea1 2 года назад +3

    Slapping that like button 56 seconds after this video was uploaded cos I know it's gonna be awesome

  • @jhonniekravchenko643
    @jhonniekravchenko643 2 года назад +2

    That was awesome, I need more of that thank you!

  • @yuta2344r
    @yuta2344r 2 года назад +17

    Make part 2 NOW, CONSIDER THIS A WARNING!

  • @SonOfSalop
    @SonOfSalop 2 года назад +19

    Can we get a playlist of your incredible medieval background music?

  • @jeff8839
    @jeff8839 2 года назад

    Holy shit, huge respect for using the name Tristan. vastly underrated name

  • @rotcivstudio
    @rotcivstudio 2 года назад +1

    Ngl i REALLY hope that some mod makers implement the feature to be a solider in an army, rising through the ranks from a recruit to a Leutnant (or something else) and then let lead your own army as a vessel of the kingdom/empire you choose to fight for

  • @flunsenking8982
    @flunsenking8982 2 года назад +2

    Less talking, more liking and subscribing.

  • @mklclstnnnmrcl
    @mklclstnnnmrcl Год назад

    The difference between simo and koifish is simo's voice is like a calm softboy while koifish's voice is like Hitler giving speech in front of his soldiers. Lmao

  • @albertosara416
    @albertosara416 2 года назад +1

    the traditional vlandian dance got me in tears

  • @darranfinlay7818
    @darranfinlay7818 2 года назад

    Awesome video Koi, I can't wait for the next one!

  • @IWLDELJ
    @IWLDELJ 2 года назад +3

    Glad to have two of these series. I liked the other. Too bad the emperor sucks so much, it would have been cool for bro to stay a solder longer, being led into battle competently.

  • @genodian
    @genodian 2 года назад +1

    I love that there's a mod for this now, I've kinda been doing this for a while but just as a single mercenary joining gathering armies since it effectually does about the same thing

    • @sheepdog5799
      @sheepdog5799 2 года назад

      That’s actually a good idea

  • @ndronikusri1992
    @ndronikusri1992 2 года назад +1

    This is the difference between three mindset of a Peasant turned Knight and a King, letting Sargoth fall was just a strategic retreat jasko results we will be seeing in part II.

  • @bobbywhite1645
    @bobbywhite1645 2 года назад +1

    Holy crap this was fun!

  • @zefflin1451
    @zefflin1451 2 года назад +1

    This story telling is top notch.

  • @BillyTheBigKid82
    @BillyTheBigKid82 2 года назад

    Hello there, western neighbor! Your accent is just plain awesome, fits these videos like an arrow in to an adventurer's knee.

  • @ropwilo2715
    @ropwilo2715 10 месяцев назад +1

    bro play at 7:50, I was rolling on the floor and was laughing hard asf.

  • @jaimearturopolocervantes1287
    @jaimearturopolocervantes1287 2 года назад +1

    pretty cool, can't wait for the next episode!

  • @pablo49kskskw
    @pablo49kskskw 2 года назад

    im not that much into content like this, but the twist is a very good idea, great video.

  • @TheBoristheboar
    @TheBoristheboar 2 года назад +1

    "no, I don't want to fight Morcon he is a friend of mine." doesn't even mention taking out his lord in round 1...

  • @StankBrewing
    @StankBrewing 2 года назад

    Nice new genre, thanks! I watched your video, now im going for Simo’s one)

  • @conflicted5575
    @conflicted5575 2 года назад

    Glad both of you are doing this

  • @harishanthcv1981
    @harishanthcv1981 2 года назад +1

    Yooo man this is lit🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @PatilAdi
    @PatilAdi 2 года назад +3

    Freelancer should be a default feature of this game

  • @restitutororbis675
    @restitutororbis675 2 года назад +1

    First time seeing looters fighting other looters 13:45

  • @TinyEle
    @TinyEle 2 года назад +1

    I like the wound saves that definitely could not be faked in any way XD

  • @giovannirey8138
    @giovannirey8138 2 года назад +4

    KOIFISH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH AND SMILE THANK YOU FOR EXISTING

  • @sophieweiss105
    @sophieweiss105 2 года назад +1

    I can't wait for the next episode

  • @cassiusmishima9052
    @cassiusmishima9052 2 года назад +1

    Koifish knows how to make an interesting series! Love the voice work

  • @Crimsonfangg
    @Crimsonfangg 2 года назад

    The Vlandian king was actually terrified of a real battle which is why he was pretending to just be gathering more troops for battle. Such cowardice is why I joined the Khuzait

  • @JimBox810
    @JimBox810 2 года назад

    Yay another series i can watch in between Simos Solider series.

  • @Sumooo6
    @Sumooo6 2 года назад +1

    So glad making me hope 2022 going be better 2 favorite mount and blade players having new stuff sexy hate how I didn't see any I updates for like 2 years... RUclips is now one many devils.

  • @shawncothran6337
    @shawncothran6337 2 года назад

    That sneaky beat coming in at the beginning was beautiful.

  • @aaronchia5286
    @aaronchia5286 2 года назад

    Me who just watched sumo’s darius
    *narrows eyes* “I feel like I’ve seen this before”

  • @aaronchia5286
    @aaronchia5286 2 года назад

    Me who just watched simo’s darius
    narrows eyes “I feel like I’ve seen this before”

  • @JohnDoe-lx3dt
    @JohnDoe-lx3dt 2 года назад +1

    I love your accent, it makes me want to raid an English monastery

  • @theboom997
    @theboom997 2 года назад +1

    My name being Tristan irl makes this that much more entertaining, great vids

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 2 года назад

    hey glad you also play this game again and have a new series with it. Simo's is really good and yours is also good

  • @dansullivan8
    @dansullivan8 2 года назад

    I was having a shit morning. I had your video playing while doing other shit and, you bastard, you kept making me laugh and making feel better, how dare you sir

  • @tjhan3625
    @tjhan3625 2 года назад

    bruh, my name is Tristan and this is the first time i have a proper role model. Glory to Tristan Lionheart, the best of us.

  • @sethhaze223
    @sethhaze223 2 года назад +1

    Dude I swear koifish has the best intros and videos

  • @aguiarpelomundo
    @aguiarpelomundo 2 года назад

    DONT HURRY, I HAVE A PICKAXE!!! my gosh i almost explode inside hahahahahahhahahahaha

  • @SGWreckem
    @SGWreckem 2 года назад +1

    Simo within 2 episodes of his just another soldier series began leading an army. Don't be like Simo.

  • @thebeefyjunior
    @thebeefyjunior 2 года назад

    Hey Koifish, i haven't really watched you since the warband days by battania are you still entertaining and your editing is great. Love from the states

  • @IceKoldX
    @IceKoldX 4 месяца назад +1

    tell your friend, he lies! i subbed and it didn't grow 4 inc....your videos are hilarious. Thanks YT for putting this in my feed!

  • @MrDUneven
    @MrDUneven 2 года назад +1

    That tournament had actual drama.

  • @viniciusmoura4521
    @viniciusmoura4521 2 года назад

    Can't wait to see Tristan and Darius on the field of battle

  • @housemastergg
    @housemastergg 2 года назад

    Great video! Thank you, I really enjoyed it

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 2 года назад

    "They gave me a pickaxe!"
    Diggy diggy hole!

  • @patrickmoore9555
    @patrickmoore9555 2 года назад

    I've noticed watching you for a little bit now that you have a very nice way with words.

  • @vortex_1336
    @vortex_1336 2 года назад +4

    You don't have to play on an old patch. There is an updated version of that mod called "Serve as Soldier".

    • @J_Cutlass
      @J_Cutlass 2 года назад

      The mod got removed i’m pretty sure, no clue why shits kinda stupid. Idk if it’s back up i haven’t checked

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 2 года назад +1

      @@J_Cutlass Yeah. The author threw a hissy fit and deleted it. Not sure what it is about this type of mod and diva creators.

    • @J_Cutlass
      @J_Cutlass 2 года назад

      @@vortex_1336 😂😂if that ain’t the truth man idk what is. It happened the day before i tried to download it too crazy that they keep doing that.

  • @UperOmziemnaOstTheFisrt
    @UperOmziemnaOstTheFisrt 4 месяца назад

    08:32 That was close! Too close

  • @nerdiusgraecus5518
    @nerdiusgraecus5518 2 года назад +1

    Absolutely loving it!

  • @rsp7029
    @rsp7029 2 года назад +1

    Cmon bro post the rest I NEED TO SEE TRISTAN WIN. My best friend growing up was named Tristan; goofy name. Goofy guy. Died of a heart attack at age 32. I told him not to put that much salt on his fries but he never listened. I miss him. Anyways MORE TRISTAN

  • @Sandalphonium
    @Sandalphonium 2 года назад

    You should have said "A certain lord voted to take all your fiefs"

  • @el-locotwinz1519
    @el-locotwinz1519 2 года назад

    Cool vid bro, keep it up.