WW2 - OverSimplified (Part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @outsideconfidence12
    @outsideconfidence12 3 года назад +39293

    When world war 3 happens the target is to protect Oversimplified cause if he dies who will make a funny summary video about it

    • @sankalanbiswas1699
      @sankalanbiswas1699 3 года назад +4303

      If world war breaks out, Oversimplified should flee to Switzerland, who remains neutral at world wars.

    • @raahyama4023
      @raahyama4023 3 года назад +439

      @@sankalanbiswas1699 Lmao

    • @connorpratt8364
      @connorpratt8364 3 года назад +1384

      A couple soldiers of the enemy killed the man who runs Oversimplified, which angered the allies, who punished the enemy severely

    • @cricketcoop2038
      @cricketcoop2038 3 года назад +394

      @@sankalanbiswas1699 Oversimplified, 'exile' him to Switzerland!

    • @Passportbros8
      @Passportbros8 3 года назад +100

      May the Lord God Yahshua(Jesus) be with these black men from the continent referred to today as Africa. May God be with these black men who were forced to fight a white man's war and were treated like slaves. May the Lord God be with these black men who were taken from the USA and the motherland of Continent Africa. After all, you white people saw us as slaves. I cannot relate to you Europeans, your descendants, the west, and the rest of the world for your senseless wars. After all, you saw me a black man as a slave.h

  • @rooksilver
    @rooksilver 5 лет назад +14333

    “So Hitler kind of shot himself in the foot there.”
    *awkward silence*
    “...Just the foot for now.”

    • @ohaoekk7211
      @ohaoekk7211 5 лет назад +126

      Angelica Schuyler later The head

    • @The2flame
      @The2flame 5 лет назад +249

      “I think we all know were this is going”

    • @Chadwinw
      @Chadwinw 5 лет назад +291

      "This is called foreshadowing."

    • @pancakedave8551
      @pancakedave8551 5 лет назад +50

      Angelica Schuyler I’d like this comment, but it has 669 likes!

    • @builtdifferent7527
      @builtdifferent7527 5 лет назад +21

      @@pancakedave8551 well it's ruined now

  • @otterfan65
    @otterfan65 5 лет назад +24383

    “When I said Britain was all alone, that wasn’t entirely true.”
    *proceeds to add a quarter of the world to the allies*

    • @otterfan65
      @otterfan65 5 лет назад +239

      Sports Daily
      I know

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 5 лет назад +1284

      Well the British had the world's largest empire until after WW2 so the quarter of the world are Britain's colonies.

    • @otterfan65
      @otterfan65 5 лет назад +109

      I know too

    • @thomaswalters71
      @thomaswalters71 5 лет назад +481

      Britain was alone in ww2 facing the Nazi onslaught on their country without any help from their allies. It took America over 2 years to join WW2.

    • @otterfan65
      @otterfan65 5 лет назад +85

      Thomas Walters
      I know that too

  • @Bavid_Doughie
    @Bavid_Doughie Год назад +978

    My great grandfather was a bomber pilot, shot down during the invasion of France, he survived and was captured by the Germans. Sent to a Stelag and lived through the ordeal, he never talked about the war or his experiences directly, but he was writing a book before he died about his entire life and the lives of his comrades. I got to read his first draft of the book about 5 months before he passed. It’s unfathomable the things that happened to him, and the things he witnessed. Every time I ever hear anything about ww2 I think of brave, strong individuals like him who gave all of us our freedom all across the world.

    • @payalthakar3303
      @payalthakar3303 6 месяцев назад +18

      I would very much like to read the book and RIP to your grandpa

    • @lunettasuziejewel2080
      @lunettasuziejewel2080 5 месяцев назад +9

      My grandfather served in the Pacific. He died when I was two, so I never got to ask him about it, but my mother tells me that while he was proud to have served, he never wanted to talk about what he experienced 😔 And he drank a lot, for a long time.

    • @nnaemekanwokonko
      @nnaemekanwokonko 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@lunettasuziejewel2080 nice

    • @Keytostyle0
      @Keytostyle0 5 месяцев назад +7

      Your grandfather seems like a very brave and tough individual to never speak about what he witnessed and dealt with it. May God Rest His Soul

    • @candidgem
      @candidgem 4 месяца назад +1

      My dad worked for a construction company in South Africa and had a friend who father was a Nazi who's mom got him on a boat to South Africa and lived in the former Namibia Annexed region, he still lives there

  • @kylet7778
    @kylet7778 4 года назад +9654

    Italy: “So, how many enemies did you make?”
    Germany: “Ja.”

  • @aaronjanestrada9484
    @aaronjanestrada9484 5 лет назад +17706

    World: has a World War
    Switzerland: I just hope both teams have fun.

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 5 лет назад +524

      I think that the Axis is about to attack it, but because of the geographical things and stuff, pretty much like Thailand, they never got Invaded by the Allies

    • @aaronjanestrada9484
      @aaronjanestrada9484 5 лет назад +366

      @@kawabatayuri you can't blame them, they're lucky af.

    • @Vowrawn
      @Vowrawn 5 лет назад +219

      Endzo Pangastiting nah the axis wasn‘t planning to invade switzerland maybe they would‘ve if they conquered like the rest of europe but switzerland had to remain neutral for trading

    • @the_wudarian
      @the_wudarian 5 лет назад +207

      they are the only country to have never been invaded. because it would be a massive loss to take the country.

    • @SamWinchester000
      @SamWinchester000 5 лет назад +37

      @Hk Dk which had been invaded by Muslims a bit longer ago (I know that Spain as a whole had not existed but it definitely counts as those christian kingdoms were all holding together in reconquista and dominated by a few major kingdoms).

  • @antuber
    @antuber 4 года назад +11586

    Imagine being a German solider at the time, and receiving a letter, opening it, and it says nuts.

  • @RY0NT-p5e
    @RY0NT-p5e Год назад +4288

    I generally like how Australian troops can control a strategic port for 8 months but lost tl the emu's

    • @granniemon
      @granniemon Год назад +73

      true😂😂😂

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 11 месяцев назад +273

      Says a lot about the power of emus doesn't it

    • @reconfrostbird
      @reconfrostbird 11 месяцев назад +173

      Have you seen emus??? Those birds are massive.

    • @ronanprince4442
      @ronanprince4442 11 месяцев назад

      the hitler shouldve signed on the emus

    • @Xanti97
      @Xanti97 11 месяцев назад +64

      Gay dinosaurs

  • @firelemms2223
    @firelemms2223 3 года назад +16812

    Switzerland in WW1: *stays neutral*
    Switzerland in WW2: *stays neutral*
    Switzerland in the Cold War: *stays neutral*
    Switzerland in WW3: *wins the war because they were preparing for two hundred odd years*

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 3 года назад +1635

      'i introduce to you swiss tank!" (its like a swiss knife but a tank)

    • @Nexandr
      @Nexandr 3 года назад +699

      I guess that's why they stayed neutral all the time, because if they had joined the war the other side would be completely rekkd

    • @jeannyy.
      @jeannyy. 3 года назад +226

      haha..
      *wait.. what?*

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 года назад +273

      @@Nexandr Don’t mess with the swiss

    • @PeacefulSoul6
      @PeacefulSoul6 3 года назад +88

      There would have been no Federer, had they not stayed neutral.

  • @nordicgaming2572
    @nordicgaming2572 3 года назад +12627

    The "Nuts" story is really amusing. The Germans didn't know the meaning of the word, they thought he was talking about actual nuts until the translator told them it meant "Go to hell". True story.

    • @ramonantoniodejuanbennett6239
      @ramonantoniodejuanbennett6239 3 года назад +861

      No, that U S. General meant to say was " DEEZ NUTS"! At least that what Samuel L. Jackson would've said.

    • @larryshin7086
      @larryshin7086 3 года назад +1060

      The original story was when the American commander read the message he muttered “nuts” and then later when he was thinking of what to say, one of his officers said “that remark you made earlier is hard to beat” so that’s what they sent. And then the part that you said happened.

    • @pokemontrainer6941
      @pokemontrainer6941 3 года назад +45

      @@larryshin7086 what's ww69

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 года назад +362

      Soldier: Kommandant, Sir
      Kommandant: vat iz it?
      Soldier: ze Americans sent back a note that says, and I quote "NUTS".
      Kommandant: why do they want nuts for?
      Translator: I'm sure, in their language, their cursing is out to go to hell.

    • @Theinternal1
      @Theinternal1 3 года назад +6

      Ok

  • @totaly4169
    @totaly4169 10 месяцев назад +1830

    My grandpa (Italian) used to tell me stories about the war, he told me that all the Axis Powers were involved in Operation Barbarossa. His Brother, who was older at the time, was sent to fight against the soviets. The last letter he received from his brother said
    "Dear mother, it's so cold here! When I'll come back home, have some hot soup and warm socks ready please!"
    He never returned.

    • @benandjerryss
      @benandjerryss 8 месяцев назад +121

      Shit.

    • @sodypop649
      @sodypop649 8 месяцев назад +113

      Thats a Pretty Sad story

    • @sromonasengupta9-c512
      @sromonasengupta9-c512 8 месяцев назад +41

      Ahhhh😢

    • @LudwigVanBeethoven9203
      @LudwigVanBeethoven9203 8 месяцев назад +126

      @veltman148 you go in the military then, football kid

    • @Raushansinghx
      @Raushansinghx 7 месяцев назад

      We gotta know, it was all about reducing the population. It’s gonna happen soon

  • @rapanuikapu904
    @rapanuikapu904 3 года назад +2685

    "I was there son, when we landed on the beaches in France"
    "Wow! You landed in Normandy?"
    "No the south of France, I've never drunken so much champagne in my life"

    • @larcdetriomph7790
      @larcdetriomph7790 3 года назад +27

      😂👍

    • @IndianSubmarine804
      @IndianSubmarine804 3 года назад +14

      are u immortal

    • @Seemsayin
      @Seemsayin 3 года назад +7

      What's the point of repeating it?
      We already heard him say the exact same thing, when we watched the video.
      And there's someone calling you "immortal" for... what? I don't know.

    • @ronnielyn4147
      @ronnielyn4147 3 года назад +4

      @Official Zenithreals no, no. They do not mean their grandfather, but it is said in the video

    • @ronnielyn4147
      @ronnielyn4147 3 года назад +2

      @Seemsayin lmao im about to finish watching this but i havent heard it yet

  • @s.s.d48
    @s.s.d48 5 лет назад +2008

    10:42 I like how in the middle of the war there is just a french guy handing out champagne

    • @sicarius6501
      @sicarius6501 5 лет назад +74

      Alcohol has no bounds

    • @steffan147
      @steffan147 5 лет назад +194

      I wanted to see if this was true and it was. Not just one guy but towns full of people in the south were meeting the soldiers as they landed, handing out drinks. I can't imagine how overwhelming that must have felt as an allied soldier. Expecting a hail of bullets but instead it was corks.

    • @qoobee3044
      @qoobee3044 5 лет назад +7

      Samplaneyes that would've been me

    • @Luboman411
      @Luboman411 5 лет назад +31

      The Americans have sought to relive those glory days of invading a country and being greeted as liberators, with champagne bottles instead of bullets. Since 1945. Too bad the Koreans, the Cubans, the Vietnamese, the Laotians, the Cambodians, the Afghanis and the Iraqis didn't get the same memo. Womp, womp...

    • @italianchef5237
      @italianchef5237 5 лет назад +4

      Well you know what they say 1 champagne a day is better then penny hardway

  • @noodlesmaster69420
    @noodlesmaster69420 5 лет назад +15250

    Britain: Dude, how long have you been standing there?
    Switzerland: A couple years...
    America: Are you serious?
    Switzerland: I have mastered the ability to stand so incredibly still that I’ve become invisible to the eye.

    • @V.D.22
      @V.D.22 5 лет назад +843

      Hitler actually wanted to invade Switzerland, but it was so heavily defended he didn't even dare to try.

    • @arizonasucculent8632
      @arizonasucculent8632 5 лет назад +996

      @@V.D.22 you mean defend by mountains..the terrain played a big part in why Switzerland wasn't invaded. Tanks couldn't get over the mountains and the mountains (from what I've heard) created some crazy turbulence for the plane models at the time.

    • @V.D.22
      @V.D.22 5 лет назад +603

      @@arizonasucculent8632 yes mountains, but bunkers and heavy fortifications too. Also most of the Switzerland population was ready to takeup arms.

    • @arizonasucculent8632
      @arizonasucculent8632 5 лет назад +251

      @@V.D.22 that's pretty cool actually, thank you for the extra info!

    • @V.D.22
      @V.D.22 5 лет назад +141

      @@arizonasucculent8632 yes, it is interesting. You're welcome!

  • @tylerrhoten8935
    @tylerrhoten8935 11 месяцев назад +300

    It’s been almost 6 years since this video, but I just want to congratulate Oversimplified on the insane quality of his videos. While he definitely does what he sets out to do (very oversimplifies the topics), it is still clear to me that he is very knowledgeable on what he talks about. In the past few years I’ve started reading a lot more than I used to, and I just discovered from my current book that the whole “Japan doesn’t want to miss the victory bus” was an actual slogan adopted by Japanese commanders after Hitler’s victories in Europe. Just prior to his conquering of France, Japanese high command was seriously considering diminishing their presence in china, but German victory completely changed their mindset, leading to their eventual offensives. A small detail that I always remembered from this video, so it’s very cool to me that you based it off of something very real, and goes to show how knowledgeable you really are Oversimplified. Keep up the good work!

    • @astrallll6243
      @astrallll6243 8 месяцев назад +1

      where did u find that slogan? cant find it

  • @spicylemon5820
    @spicylemon5820 3 года назад +8811

    My grandpa used to tell us about this story where his town he lived in Italy was invaded and he recognised one of the soldiers so walked closer and then turned out it was a really good old friend of his, they apparently had a drink together and spoke about how the war was going.

    • @aqilah6443
      @aqilah6443 3 года назад +330

      I love that 😂

    • @mikesuarez9615
      @mikesuarez9615 3 года назад +129

      LMAO

    • @spandexgoblin
      @spandexgoblin 3 года назад +438

      ah what a lovely little war here chap

    • @professionalnoob5474
      @professionalnoob5474 3 года назад +360

      That's Italy for you. We are not fighting? Someone haven't offended us? Ok so we don't care about everything and let's party

    • @youtubeguy298o
      @youtubeguy298o 3 года назад +37

      @@professionalnoob5474 lol

  • @blastertidal6479
    @blastertidal6479 4 года назад +12126

    Germans: "what weapons do you have in your country?"
    Soviets: "the country."

    • @captainobvious9230
      @captainobvious9230 4 года назад +223

      The only Russian weapons I even know are ak 47,draganov and macarov

    • @EvolvementEras
      @EvolvementEras 4 года назад +390

      Soviets: Winter is coming and staying!

    • @stonks8957
      @stonks8957 4 года назад +64

      Ppsh is a Soviet machine gun,it rexx the USA

    • @woodonfire7406
      @woodonfire7406 4 года назад +48

      @@stonks8957 no, PPSH is an SMG

    • @abc_8773
      @abc_8773 4 года назад +51

      also WINTER

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 года назад +13073

    My favourite part was 30 years after the war, a Japanese soldier was found in the forest killing people, not knowing the ASR’s was over. When the villagers asked him to stop, he said he wouldn’t stop unless him superior came to personally dismiss him. So the villagers found the captain, who was now a bookstore owner and he came over to personally dismiss him.

    • @madiha_tanveer273
      @madiha_tanveer273 2 года назад +2380

      30 years 👽. Was bro living under a rock

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 2 года назад +2367

      @@madiha_tanveer273 he was living in the forest, so maybe.

    • @carmcam1
      @carmcam1 2 года назад +304

      Hiroo Onoda?

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 2 года назад +1015

      It was actually a small unit, some died, some left because they believed the war was over, and the last one is the one who caused most of the trouble

    • @internetbodhi1009
      @internetbodhi1009 2 года назад +897

      @@madiha_tanveer273 on a remote island with no cellphones, and a radio from 1940 if he was lucky....
      So yeah pretty much under a rock

  • @bubbavideos1
    @bubbavideos1 11 месяцев назад +787

    The way Alan Turing was treated after the war was horrendous. His fate was tragic.

    • @far2ez
      @far2ez 10 месяцев назад +81

      Truly a horrible loss for humanity.

    • @pyotrtchaikovsky1840
      @pyotrtchaikovsky1840 9 месяцев назад +9

      true.

    • @anuragaggarwal9896
      @anuragaggarwal9896 9 месяцев назад +7

      Ya homosexuality was a new concept back then

    • @Aaron067
      @Aaron067 8 месяцев назад +151

      ​@@anuragaggarwal9896what? No. Homosexuality has existed since humans have. Just, the social idea of it in some countries at that time (some even continuing till this day) was very backward.

    • @OrbWeaver6
      @OrbWeaver6 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Aaron067 mind explaning how homosexuality existed since humans

  • @sophiafortain5135
    @sophiafortain5135 3 года назад +6140

    "here have some weapons" is such a classic america thing to do

    • @waspman7775
      @waspman7775 3 года назад +34

      Ikr

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical 3 года назад +206

      It's kind of a "We don't want to be involved, but if we do nothing, we'll get a tongue lashing later...so here's the absolute minimum we can do and still say we did something while also not pissing off the other side TOO much."

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 3 года назад +11

      @TAVISH PLACE hey there is one guy that conquered entire continent and has ally that attacks you, do you think they gonna leave you be when they are done with russia, i dont think so

    • @humannomore7759
      @humannomore7759 3 года назад +11

      @TAVISH PLACE so explain Vietnam. Useless war for ideological reasons that the USA quickly realized they were going nowhere with

    • @evildude2135
      @evildude2135 3 года назад +22

      ​@@humannomore7759 I wouldn't call the reasons ideological but it was certainly useless.

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 3 года назад +19200

    The fact we haven't destroyed the entire human race by now is nothing short of an absolute miracle.

    • @T1000-h4k
      @T1000-h4k 3 года назад +697

      I guess Atomic bombs stopped it in a way.

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 3 года назад +1273

      @@T1000-h4k They did. We're lucky that everyone is too scared to use them.

    • @commierule9924
      @commierule9924 3 года назад +95

      Trump had to secretly fall in love with him for the sake of the Country

    • @costa8509
      @costa8509 3 года назад +430

      we almost did
      in the cold war there were so many close calls that almost made hydrogen bombs be fired

    • @julienielsen4462
      @julienielsen4462 3 года назад +102

      Trump was saving America from the communist leftist Democrats.

  • @raptorgames1053
    @raptorgames1053 4 года назад +6058

    6 Assassination attempts on Hitler Hitler at the end of the war: fine I’ll do it myself

    • @horizelux2212
      @horizelux2212 4 года назад +70

      Lol good one 😂

    • @raptorgames1053
      @raptorgames1053 4 года назад +107

      Shelloriser yes he did

    • @raptorgames1053
      @raptorgames1053 4 года назад +47

      Shelloriser he shot himself in the head according to the witnesses

    • @poisonarrow0631
      @poisonarrow0631 4 года назад +14

      Raptor Games Not in head but on the couch with his wife. On netflix theres a film called: Der Untergang pretty interesting.

    • @poisonarrow0631
      @poisonarrow0631 4 года назад +9

      Not unique btw raptor games. Literally every WW2 meme video says it

  • @KIngFreg42
    @KIngFreg42 4 месяца назад +31

    Quick quote from Albert Einstein: "I know not how WW3 will be fought, but I do know that WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"
    In other words, he was basically saying if we have a full nuclear war with the weapons we have now, it'll blow us back to the stone age

    • @KIngFreg42
      @KIngFreg42 4 месяца назад +1

      Smart humour is funny

  • @kv-1912
    @kv-1912 5 лет назад +6185

    Germany is like a pro player paired up with 2 noob teammates in the matchmaker. They tried to carry, but eventually failed.

    • @aaykay599
      @aaykay599 5 лет назад +285

      Love this analogy

    • @johhhnsen
      @johhhnsen 5 лет назад +904

      KV - 1 You mean one. Japan was not even close to being a noob

    • @kv-1912
      @kv-1912 5 лет назад +256

      @@johhhnsen Yeah, they did well, but Japan did try to attack the Pearl Harbor.

    • @thechosenone1192
      @thechosenone1192 5 лет назад +342

      @@kv-1912 no they didn't "try", they annihilated it. And US did the same then..lol

    • @johhhnsen
      @johhhnsen 5 лет назад +66

      KV - 1 Well they had to. They wanted land further down south near Papua New Guinea and The Philippines (I know the Philippines are further north). They knew that the us would send reinforcements if they attacked

  • @venusite4110
    @venusite4110 3 года назад +12103

    I love how Oversimplified gets more serious when he speaks about topics that were more devastating for the people involved (such as the holocaust), it really shows how you can make jokes out of something while still being respectful when covering certain parts of it.

    • @john-uw6hf
      @john-uw6hf 3 года назад +291

      and in the part about the atomic bombs

    • @JoelPlay
      @JoelPlay 3 года назад +274

      @@john-uw6hf Yeah, the atomic bombs were completely unnecessary. They could have easily pushed in without killing millions and they could have forced a surrender.

    • @kingkahuka2238
      @kingkahuka2238 3 года назад +127

      @@JoelPlay they were already ready to surrender, an invasion of Japan wasn't even needed

    • @tylertanks2c241
      @tylertanks2c241 3 года назад +57

      @@JoelPlay Hiroshima and Nagasaki only killed roughly 210k people but still it was unnecessary

    • @JoelPlay
      @JoelPlay 3 года назад +57

      @@tylertanks2c241 meant whole war sorry for that odd context

  • @peteryvesclement364
    @peteryvesclement364 3 года назад +3748

    My great grandmother was killed in the Blitzkrieg. As a result, when my grandfather turned 18, his father gave him enough resources to flee occupied France (he proceeded to Italy where he met and married my grandma and eventually found their way to the US). My great grandpa, who stayed behind in France, then proceeded to fight with the resistance against the Nazis(at this point in time, he was around forty years old).
    I got to meet him when I was two during my first trip to France- he gave me the then disabled Thompson SMG he used as a freedom fighter and an Iron Cross which he'd taken off the chest of a Sturmbannführer (an SS Major) who he said he'd shot dead during the Liberation of Paris. Of course, younger me thought all of these were toys 'till I turned 15 and began taken real good care of them. I wish I got to spend more time with him, he'd definitely be the most badass person I've known. May God rest his soul in peace.

  • @toonxd4680
    @toonxd4680 Год назад +84

    13:35 funny thing about that photo was that they didn’t know each other and never actually dated but stayed very good friends for a long long time

    • @chordstab
      @chordstab 6 месяцев назад +3

      Very cute.

    • @cookliet8444
      @cookliet8444 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 woah wild! Here i thought the soilder finally met his lover

  • @tomasd9209
    @tomasd9209 4 года назад +7571

    I love how there so much red in Europe and then there’s just Switzerland vibing in the middle

    • @crazycarrot7057
      @crazycarrot7057 4 года назад +283

      Stop bullying switzerland!! Atleast they survived!

    • @jurajsintaj6644
      @jurajsintaj6644 4 года назад +451

      But they do be vibing.

    • @tacticalfloridaman8595
      @tacticalfloridaman8595 4 года назад +551

      Switzerland: This is fine, everything’s fine.

    • @branphloe-mixes
      @branphloe-mixes 4 года назад +285

      @@crazycarrot7057 he’s not bullying them, it’s good that Switzerland survived. 😀

    • @221b-l3t
      @221b-l3t 4 года назад +158

      @@tacticalfloridaman8595 We may have sold some weapons and goods to Germany to postpone the invasion. And the plan was to retreat to the alps and fight a guerrilla war. Thanks to conscription the Swiss army was basically half the population so Hitler postponed it indefinitely.

  • @liechtensteinball4336
    @liechtensteinball4336 5 лет назад +9249

    Let‘s not forget Liechtenstein sending 80 men and returning with 81 cause they made a friend :)

    • @allthingaialf
      @allthingaialf 5 лет назад +1053

      Stonks

    • @liechtensteinball4336
      @liechtensteinball4336 5 лет назад +823

      kill me
      I googled stonks and it said
      verb
      3rd person present: stonks
      bombard with concentrated artillery fire.
      "woods and farmsteads were routinely stonked by German guns"
      :0

    • @allthingaialf
      @allthingaialf 5 лет назад +266

      @@liechtensteinball4336 no it's actually a meme

    • @allthingaialf
      @allthingaialf 5 лет назад +86

      @@miloskocic1759 y tho-

    • @miloskocic1759
      @miloskocic1759 5 лет назад +89

      @@allthingaialf its funny to say it

  • @realx2375
    @realx2375 4 года назад +16471

    When history is more interesting than any movie

    • @ztyan3270
      @ztyan3270 4 года назад +171

      Yeah no cap

    • @boogieaustin1987
      @boogieaustin1987 3 года назад +199

      Have you watched Midway? It's a nice movie telling the history

    • @Cam_watson5
      @Cam_watson5 3 года назад +19

      True

    • @2centsbear638
      @2centsbear638 3 года назад +32

      Movies suck

    • @2centsbear638
      @2centsbear638 3 года назад +83

      Even movies about history are more boring that actual history

  • @Tristan-of1cl
    @Tristan-of1cl 9 месяцев назад +97

    Saying Mousolinni was toppled from power is a VERY light way to put it.

    • @rumali_roti7406
      @rumali_roti7406 5 месяцев назад

      Since they show these videos in schools, I don't think it would be very appropriate to say that "Mussolini and his mistress were shot dead and hung upside down at a public square so people can defile and piss on their bodies"

    • @SniperSnake50BMG
      @SniperSnake50BMG 4 месяца назад +2

      How was it?

    • @trylius
      @trylius 4 месяца назад +20

      @@SniperSnake50BMG He along with his wife was brutally killed by two of his own people.

    • @SniperSnake50BMG
      @SniperSnake50BMG 4 месяца назад +1

      @@trylius wtf!?
      Thanks for explaining

  • @nandiniroy3318
    @nandiniroy3318 3 года назад +5650

    "Here have some weapons "
    Most said sentence in american history

    • @orav7951
      @orav7951 3 года назад +172

      Replace the weapons with bombs and you'll have the second most said sentence

    • @nandiniroy3318
      @nandiniroy3318 3 года назад +13

      @@orav7951 so true

    • @janus3555
      @janus3555 3 года назад +35

      @@orav7951 And Food and Money.

    • @dripcat5940
      @dripcat5940 3 года назад +74

      replace bombs with cheeseburgers and u will have the 3rd most said sentence in history

    • @randomaccount8020
      @randomaccount8020 3 года назад +21

      @@dripcat5940 *beesechurger*

  • @EJD339
    @EJD339 Год назад +3129

    Seeing visual representation of how much land this war covered is crazy to me and helps me better understand the term world war.

    • @bearj9148
      @bearj9148 Год назад +66

      would have been usefull in highschool, i redid the history/geo class because i wasn't focused and all, now i watch and learn for fun, cause this is fun, not being forced into knowledge, but dancing with it.. have a nice day!

    • @serdarozbek8292
      @serdarozbek8292 Год назад +21

      But more interestingly one nation was fighting simultaneously on all of the continentals : the Germans . Really incredible.
      There is not any other example of such a crazy attempt.
      Fighting both in Africa, Russia, ,Europe...

    • @TheJupiteL
      @TheJupiteL Год назад +48

      Also kind of crazy how the entire earth was about 5 countries fighting each other. The rest were just being shoved guns and ordered to fight.

    • @Y0G0FU
      @Y0G0FU Год назад +21

      Whats crazy to me about WW2 is that all this destruction and Death happened in just 6 Years. Its impressive how far the Germans got so quickly and how fast it all went downhill.

    • @Irisverse
      @Irisverse Год назад +11

      One of the funniest pieces of information about the war is learning that several South American nations declared war on Germany in the final months of the war, like Ecuador and Paraguay which only got involved in February of 1945. Like, great job you guys, you participated too I guess.

  • @janmeereboer1851
    @janmeereboer1851 2 года назад +8000

    This is like watching a movie while already knowing the ending

    • @lst-letsstarttoday4430
      @lst-letsstarttoday4430 2 года назад +162

      Manga readers : U ain't see nothing yet son😜

    • @Tomazkulow
      @Tomazkulow Год назад +43

      @@lst-letsstarttoday4430 wait there adding more? WHEN WHAT TIME DATE IS IT

    • @SilvaRay
      @SilvaRay Год назад +39

      @@Tomazkulow 2032... i want you to enjoy it so i wont spoil

    • @zombion
      @zombion Год назад +2

      @@SilvaRay bro knew

    • @henlorime
      @henlorime Год назад +7

      @@SilvaRay bro doesnt know the date 💀💀💀💀its 2024

  • @SnowyFluffboi
    @SnowyFluffboi 10 месяцев назад +45

    I just now realized the war of the pig had some deep Oversimplified lore in it when he talks of invading Canada. He "wrongly" labeled Canada as the USA in this video

  • @haidhwj250
    @haidhwj250 4 года назад +6834

    Imagine landing on a beach ready for war and u just see a french man handing out champagne

    • @annabellaribeiro3137
      @annabellaribeiro3137 4 года назад +298

      Ya dude ill drink to that XD

    • @ItzChocolateChipz
      @ItzChocolateChipz 4 года назад +150

      I would take one :V

    • @Memelander
      @Memelander 4 года назад +148

      I think it should have been a man handing out baguettes to the Americans.

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 4 года назад +141

      When the Marines first landed in Vietnam, they were met by young women who gave them beer and snacks.

    • @billyfinlay4159
      @billyfinlay4159 4 года назад +7

      Wooooooooooooooo

  • @tannerrienbolt5248
    @tannerrienbolt5248 5 лет назад +5941

    Hitler: “I’m gonna take over all of Europe and Asia!”
    Snowflake: “I’m about to end this man’s career”

    • @tacticalidiots2340
      @tacticalidiots2340 5 лет назад +210

      Except Over simplified is wrong. The oil shortages played a bigger role in the loss against the USSR, which is why he pushed the advance despite of the cold. The Nazis did not have enough oil to wait until next spring.
      Though he is "oversimplified" so fair enough

    • @alexiarai955
      @alexiarai955 5 лет назад +19

      The USSR surely isn't a snowflake

    • @emoltzno.1998
      @emoltzno.1998 5 лет назад +161

      @@alexiarai955 he means winter

    • @friendlyatheist387
      @friendlyatheist387 5 лет назад +22

      Not just snow flake but russian snowflake

    • @emoltzno.1998
      @emoltzno.1998 5 лет назад +5

      @@friendlyatheist387 no communistic Snowflake/winter

  • @zahavabg
    @zahavabg 5 лет назад +3709

    “On one beach, all they found is a French man handing out champagne”
    I mean... I believe it

  • @Roosterroo12413
    @Roosterroo12413 8 месяцев назад +20

    This is so helpful becasue my history class only focuses on the American part of WW2 and not the Eurup part other then the Holocost. Thank you your hard work is appreciated!

    • @lostsouls1941
      @lostsouls1941 3 месяца назад

      My history teacher taught WW2 in two separate classes. One focused on Europe and the other on the Pacific. Both were semester long classes. Having taken both classes there are still things I'm learning about the war. There is just so much to it.

  • @dogogamer212
    @dogogamer212 4 года назад +7340

    1941
    Germany's best ally: Italy
    America's best ally: Canada
    France's best ally: Britain
    Russia's best ally: The Winter

  • @chiripa0420
    @chiripa0420 4 года назад +2156

    I like how “and the beaches were nicer” was an actual reason for the allies going to Normandy

    • @sebb8789
      @sebb8789 4 года назад +285

      It wasnt supposed to be a joke. The beaches were smoother and easier to invade. So yes... "The beaches being smoother" was a good reason to invade through Normandy.

    • @rs01gaming51
      @rs01gaming51 3 года назад +10

      The beaches was nicer
      The beaches: PUDUHDUDIEHDBWOWI

    • @specialism640
      @specialism640 3 года назад +32

      The beaches weren't so nice for so long

    • @saygoodbye_
      @saygoodbye_ 3 года назад +2

      I agree xDD

    • @mycar7945
      @mycar7945 3 года назад +6

      It also works for giving troops morale

  • @mrridiculous4896
    @mrridiculous4896 4 года назад +3238

    "Churchill began referring to Italy as Europe's soft underbelly."
    Now that is some roast.

  • @arghpee
    @arghpee 10 месяцев назад +97

    It's honestly crazy how big Japan could have been

    • @treflippin
      @treflippin 6 месяцев назад +2

      they never would have made it very far...

    • @DareDa-g7r
      @DareDa-g7r Месяц назад

      Now Anime has conquered many countries 😂

  • @luizbiggs
    @luizbiggs 4 года назад +3383

    “Hitler failed to take over the world”
    “This enraged his father,who punished him severely”

    • @ExiaWRLD
      @ExiaWRLD 4 года назад +79

      “Gacha failed to take over the world”
      “This enraged anime, to make a rant on them”

    • @landsbergnascimento3008
      @landsbergnascimento3008 4 года назад +6

      @@ExiaWRLD YES YES YES YES YES

    • @pepsiforbread1416
      @pepsiforbread1416 4 года назад +32

      But by then Hitler's father was dead, then when Hitler killed himself he was punished severely

    • @fitzpatrickfdt7240
      @fitzpatrickfdt7240 4 года назад +2

      LMFAO 😂😂

    • @CORALLLLLLLLL
      @CORALLLLLLLLL 4 года назад

      yup

  • @reynaldoalfonso1077
    @reynaldoalfonso1077 4 года назад +2688

    Italy: GUYS I HAVE A PLAN!
    The axis: What is it?
    Server: Italy has left the game

  • @GamerboyGamerboy-ux1wt
    @GamerboyGamerboy-ux1wt 3 года назад +3977

    Hitler: Stalin tell me a joke
    Stalin: Moscow
    Hitler:I didn't get it
    Stalin:Exactly!

  • @Codename_kzero
    @Codename_kzero 2 месяца назад +64

    14:06 “say that again”

    • @sowmyasrk4052
      @sowmyasrk4052 2 месяца назад +9

      A new kind of one

    • @_c3a3m_88
      @_c3a3m_88 Месяц назад +8

      @@sowmyasrk4052a very very cold one

  • @shaharkit9472
    @shaharkit9472 5 лет назад +7084

    war: *exists*
    switzerland: /gamemode spectator

  • @babywoolfuru2536
    @babywoolfuru2536 4 года назад +3262

    The allies and axis fighting:
    Switzerland: PLACE YOUR BETS EVERYBODY

    • @movedchannelsaboutpls3836
      @movedchannelsaboutpls3836 4 года назад +54

      everyone else who didn't join: ok ill place my bets

    • @TheMeshort
      @TheMeshort 4 года назад +47

      Why would you attack a country that has all of your money in its banks

    • @forumix7512
      @forumix7512 4 года назад +17

      I HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE FUN

    • @binayakmahapatra297
      @binayakmahapatra297 4 года назад +3

      Tiffany eisnne. EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT TO SAY!✋

    • @TomCreedphx
      @TomCreedphx 4 года назад +1

      @@TheMeshort exactly

  • @grayvestowne5751
    @grayvestowne5751 4 года назад +2231

    Top 10 Anime Betrayals:
    1. “Hey, Soviet Union. Look out!”

    • @businesszeus4864
      @businesszeus4864 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @pinoybladee5432
      @pinoybladee5432 4 года назад +4

      oh my fucking god another anime comment

    • @phenelz1ne
      @phenelz1ne 4 года назад +4

      They weren't allies idiot

    • @alexpolisky4585
      @alexpolisky4585 4 года назад +8

      I hate to break the joking atmosphere here but the soviets telling the people of Warsaw to rebel against the Germans, and then just waiting within eyesight of the city until all the rebels were dead to attack so they didn’t have to worry about rebellion has got to make it on to the list

    • @bradyfungus6243
      @bradyfungus6243 4 года назад +17

      @@phenelz1ne are you fucking 5 years old or something? They had an agreement, but were not allies, so it’s technically a betrayal. Especially since their agreement was to not invade eachother

  • @AidentheRandom
    @AidentheRandom Месяц назад +30

    0:18 Canada has USA flag 😂😂😂

    • @joshuac4772
      @joshuac4772 Месяц назад +8

      Then the old Canadian Commonwealth flag slowly slid in and said "oops sorry Canada."😂😂😂😂

  • @aashaya2357
    @aashaya2357 3 года назад +14919

    if only Hitler had used Skillshare to help him get into art school

  • @NocturnalCoffeecup_7
    @NocturnalCoffeecup_7 Год назад +2222

    My grandfather was a Polish soldier. He was captured and sent to fight for Germany when he didn't want to. His 4 older brothers died in the war and he was the only surviving child from my great grandparents. He was brought to America after the war was older and is now 96.

    • @captainmostafa8089
      @captainmostafa8089 Год назад +39

    • @dackdaduck
      @dackdaduck Год назад +32

      that's
      neat

    • @ochumel_chem
      @ochumel_chem Год назад +82

      Similar story. My great grandpa was a Soviet soldier, his 3 brothers died, and he was the only survivor... Sometimes I think of how many relatives people could have now if this war never happened

    • @jessbee4619
      @jessbee4619 Год назад +28

      This reminds me of Saving Private Ryan when the Czech soldiers are surrendering saying they weren't German but Czech & forced to fight & they were shot anyway cuz they didn't understand what they were saying 😭 your gramps is lucky to be alive.

    • @Pharo02
      @Pharo02 Год назад +5

      My grandfather was 5 years old 😂

  • @nytrex_yt7417
    @nytrex_yt7417 5 лет назад +2085

    “Europes soft underbelly”
    Top ten rappers eminem was afraid to diss

  • @UnclassifiedMigrant
    @UnclassifiedMigrant 9 месяцев назад +26

    Skillshare definitely raked in MILLIONS from this sponsorship👍🏻😂

  • @ThiqRiq
    @ThiqRiq 2 года назад +5707

    Here’s a list of movies based on the timelines of this video and it’s pt1, enjoy.
    WW2 Pt1
    6:40 - Munich, The Edge of War (1938)
    8:30 - The Pianist (1939)
    Schindler’s List (1939)
    The Zookeeper’s (1939)
    10:30 - Darkest Hour (1940)
    11:30 - Dunkirk (1940)
    WW2 Pt2
    2:45 The Imitation Game (1939)
    4:10 Panfilov’s 28 Man (1941)
    T-34 (1941)
    5:20 Pearl Harbor (1941)
    5:55 The Railway Man (1942)
    6:30 Anthropoid (1942)
    7:05 Stalingrad (1942)
    8:15 Midway (1942)
    8:40 Operation Mincemeat (1943)
    10:00 Saving Private Ryan (1944)
    Inglorious Basterds (1944)
    11:05 Windtalkers (1944)
    12:00 Company of Heroes (1944)
    Valkyrie (1944)
    12:25 The Forgotten Battle (1944)
    Red Tails (1944)
    Ghosts of War (1944)
    Fury (1945)
    The Bombardment (1945)
    12:40 Hacksaw Ridge (1945)
    13:13 Hiroshima: Out of the Ashes (1945)
    13:40 Emperor (1945)

  • @dennisgjoka10
    @dennisgjoka10 4 года назад +5687

    Germany: "Invading USSR prank (gone wrong)"

    • @pedrorhodes6206
      @pedrorhodes6206 4 года назад +190

      1941 colorized

    • @stocker9996
      @stocker9996 4 года назад +179

      (Police called)

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames 4 года назад +201

      *_ALMOST DIED_*

    • @nathanlin6798
      @nathanlin6798 4 года назад +197

      Japan: “attacking Pearl Harbor prank”
      ( regret)

    • @LeonardoTheMomo
      @LeonardoTheMomo 4 года назад +73

      I'm convinced some time traveler convinced Hitler to fuck up so much as to even consider invadin the USSR, no strategist in the universe would attack their strongest ally in the middle of a world war in hopes of taking over and using all their assets as yours (which is already happening as they are your allies...)

  • @marshmallow3251
    @marshmallow3251 5 лет назад +2434

    "They want to surrender?"
    "No sir, they want US to surrender."
    "NUTS!!' 😂😂

    • @astrosuperkoala1
      @astrosuperkoala1 5 лет назад +35

      Crow gen. mc aulffie is a literal legend

    • @goodlovely8513
      @goodlovely8513 5 лет назад +5

      why does us look like u try to spell USA

    • @marshmallow3251
      @marshmallow3251 5 лет назад +5

      @@goodlovely8513 im not lol

    • @shadowwing6408
      @shadowwing6408 5 лет назад +9

      That is what the US troops sent back to the Germans LOL

    • @Damesanglante
      @Damesanglante 5 лет назад +7

      The mistake of the germans was to give them the chance to surrender.

  • @ilijasantrac7288
    @ilijasantrac7288 7 месяцев назад +6

    I've watched this video a long time ago, when I was just getting intrested in history. Now, after 4 years I can really see that this indeed is oversimplified. Props to this guy for explaining everything so clearly and simply and also leaving room for further research for anyone intrested. Thank you for your videos.

  • @lucasebert5083
    @lucasebert5083 4 года назад +5686

    Why could I never stay awake in high school history but I go out of my way to rewatch his videos lol

    • @Elimbi1
      @Elimbi1 4 года назад +316

      Cause his videos actually are interesting man school just wants you to memorize stuff

    • @BoofamOrbital
      @BoofamOrbital 4 года назад +64

      @@Elimbi1
      Bro factsss

    • @jackcampbell6779
      @jackcampbell6779 4 года назад +16

      Honestly though

    • @ivantan42
      @ivantan42 4 года назад +76

      And because he’s videos are fast paced meaning you might take it upon yourself to learn eg: short version of battle of britain , sounds interesting and begins to research it.

    • @ItzIzzyMizzy
      @ItzIzzyMizzy 4 года назад +12

      I watched this 3 times

  • @sirthedave
    @sirthedave 4 года назад +2303

    Italy: “Ok guys, I got a plan.”
    **Italy has switched teams.**

    • @lesonarong54
      @lesonarong54 4 года назад +50

      If u cant beat em join em

    • @howardthealien2606
      @howardthealien2606 4 года назад +23

      ThePeashooterPuppet YT wrong they had a civil war which was the fascists v Ally Italy and the allied Italy won and Mussolini was arrested by Allied Italian troops

    • @JosiahJS976
      @JosiahJS976 4 года назад +12

      Howard The Alien it’s a joke dude chill

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 4 года назад +7

      @@howardthealien2606 Calm down made, it's a _joke_

    • @howardthealien2606
      @howardthealien2606 4 года назад +1

      Leviathan TM yes and the communist party guys it’s very complicated cause there were so many sides

  • @doctornotprofessor
    @doctornotprofessor 5 лет назад +4980

    Everybody: how do you win a war?
    America: the secret ingredient is being late.
    Edit: I didn't say thanks for the likes because I'd be one of those annoying guys, but I would like to give thanks now. Probably my first time up here.

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 5 лет назад +212

      I'll be the first to tell you how central America was in the allied victory, but honestly, yeah. America is the only of the main powers that "won" the war, coming out in a financially advantageous position as well as with the nice piece of paper, and they did that largely by arriving late.

    • @sampowell1649
      @sampowell1649 5 лет назад +29

      Ryan Jensen Britain and France won in the long run as well though as they were both economically back at the end of the 50s

    • @nutcrackerreal100
      @nutcrackerreal100 5 лет назад +63

      Tbh yeah. While European powers did the heavy lifting America joined in late and claimed a large portion of it

    • @arizonasucculent8632
      @arizonasucculent8632 5 лет назад +100

      @@nutcrackerreal100 well, actually...the lend lease act was actually America's way of joining the war before they actually joined..if that makes sense. I'm very impressed by France's and Great Britian's role in the war, but without the lease act Britain would of fell like France. They don't talk about it in this video but that's because it's simplified. The lend lease act is a very interesting piece if history that I suggest you look into to. :D

    • @adamlevin9783
      @adamlevin9783 5 лет назад +84

      Also
      Everybody: Japan won’t surrender, what is your plan?
      America: Extinction bomb

  • @alpatraxel
    @alpatraxel 3 месяца назад +7

    I love how Switzerland was in the middle of all of this and not a lot happened to them.

  • @justmeh3000
    @justmeh3000 Год назад +3739

    Honestly, Australia in that tiny spot holding up, whilst everyone else was defeated in egypt is pretty badass. That's some aussie power right there.

    • @Autism_Creature27
      @Autism_Creature27 Год назад +296

      They held up bc of their giant reptiles and arachnids

    • @SpectrumRenBM
      @SpectrumRenBM Год назад +171

      Crocodile Dundy was fighting alongside those brave men

    • @ianskewis2663
      @ianskewis2663 Год назад +24

      Too bad that they, y'know, lost the rest of it.

    • @enderreaper1482
      @enderreaper1482 Год назад +99

      Well that Aussie power must have failed them against the emus huh?

    • @SomebodyAteMyCookies
      @SomebodyAteMyCookies Год назад +98

      @@enderreaper1482 We don't talk about that 🙃

  • @nekolai.8285
    @nekolai.8285 3 года назад +3822

    I feel like that small Australian army holding off in egypt had to be the funniest part of the war

    • @nekolai.8285
      @nekolai.8285 3 года назад +464

      Yeah but imagine a couple of Australian lads holding off an entire army

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 2 года назад +520

      @@nekolai.8285 Australians: a few can hold off an army, yet their army can’t beat some emus. What a peculiar place

    • @Adidasedits4
      @Adidasedits4 2 года назад +49

      How did the Australian army get to Libya?

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 2 года назад +137

      @@Adidasedits4 probably the same way the American army got to France

    • @jimmyoakmeister
      @jimmyoakmeister 2 года назад +317

      Honestly, most of our military history is being somewhere we shouldn't and somehow surviving the outcomes

  • @oof5720
    @oof5720 3 года назад +1069

    10:41 Imagine invading a beach and getting handed champagne by a random french guy

    • @dolliegray666
      @dolliegray666 3 года назад +20

      Ikr

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 3 года назад +47

      I found this so funny like this guay probably just was like 'heyyy have some champagne yay' 😂😂

    • @BABarracus6
      @BABarracus6 3 года назад +10

      or you get a letter saying sugma

    • @oof5720
      @oof5720 3 года назад +19

      @@BABarracus6 sugma balls

    • @vezun4ikgdhoi4mc4
      @vezun4ikgdhoi4mc4 3 года назад +4

      Friends!!!

  • @KIngFreg42
    @KIngFreg42 7 месяцев назад +24

    I swear, us Aussies do barely anything in these videos, so I always laugh when they come on

  • @TheIllio
    @TheIllio 6 лет назад +2721

    You know what's really sad? Having 5 years of history classes about WW2 in school and never hearing about the participation and movements of Italy, Japan, Norway and Finland and the whole bunch of fighting in Africa and Australia. What little I knew were some things, that I heard somewhere or learned by some documentations, but school really fucked up.
    At least there are great videos like this one out there, where I can get a very good overview about what happened in very little time. Thanks for that and way to go!

    • @fartknocker132
      @fartknocker132 6 лет назад +158

      AGREE. I HAD NO IDEA THE JAPANESE WERE OUT THERE 'CAUSING ALL THAT SHIT. THEY WERE ALWAYS PORTRAYED AS THOSE POOR PEOPLE THAT WERE THE FIRST TO BE HIT WITH AN ATOMIC BOMB. ALSO DIDN'T KNOW THE SCANDANAVIANS WERE SUPPLYING GERMANY WITH IRON ORE TO CAUSE A RUCKUS LATER ON!!

    • @valeriavagapova
      @valeriavagapova 6 лет назад +31

      Just curious, where are you from and what did you learn about WW2 in school during those 5 years?

    • @evgeniykulivatskiy
      @evgeniykulivatskiy 6 лет назад +61

      You should only remember not to invade Russia

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 6 лет назад +33

      The only thing i learned about ww2 in school was about greece being brave and holding out against germans and that we "were the ones that put so much trouble to germany that they were forced to sent some army to greece making them slow down their invasion to russia which resulted in winter coming and bkah blah" and the holocaust
      Oh and who our allies were and the bombings in japan from america
      seriously thats all i remember from it
      At least you learn SOME basic things about it
      And funny thing is that we focus so much on the strategy on ancient wars
      And like yeah why
      Tecnhology has evovled since then why must we learn some tacticts that were used when people used onky bows and swords and no some that were used like 70-80 years ago?
      Edit:oh nvm i read your reply
      Good lord the hostory in 6our schools is sad too

    • @michaelo8622
      @michaelo8622 6 лет назад +37

      So true! After watching this I was like... THAT'S what happened?! I was so clueless about what actually happened in WW2. But I guess everyone was who took history class because our books are always based on our perspective. It's hard to get the big picture of a WORLD war when it's from individual nations' perspective.

  • @artyomskruchersky1940
    @artyomskruchersky1940 5 лет назад +2737

    Hitler:*turns against Russia*
    *This angers the winter, who punished him severely*

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 5 лет назад +38

      Artyom Skruchersky This is a nice meme but it was simply not true.
      Germany‘s attack was first stopped by the mud and then by superior soviet forces (and not a lot were siberians...)

    • @joelloresca9381
      @joelloresca9381 5 лет назад +14

      @@bingobongo1615 blah blah

    • @AaaBbb-kw5em
      @AaaBbb-kw5em 5 лет назад +10

      ThE WiNtEr StOpPeD ThE GeRmAnS LoL

    • @makeromaniagreatagain9697
      @makeromaniagreatagain9697 5 лет назад +15

      Ha ha. Altough winter was an important factor, it wasn't a decisive one. The Russians got supplies (weapons, tanks, fuel, bombs, food... Basicaly everything they needed for the war) worth 17 Billion dollars (I think this land lease was a decisive factor) . Stalin also stopped purging the military and started to listen more and more to his generals. The Germans also had to fight on 3 fronts (Eastern Front, Western Front, North African Front), so they coulnd't unleash their full might on the Russian bear.

    • @daithimurphy6783
      @daithimurphy6783 5 лет назад +13

      Germany: Attacks Soviet Union
      *(Stalin will remember that)*

  • @dennisgjoka10
    @dennisgjoka10 4 года назад +2344

    Japan: *Bombs Pearl Harbour*
    USA: "Call an ambulance...but not for me"

    • @i_am_anxious02
      @i_am_anxious02 4 года назад +30

      My name is Irrelevant the guy’s making a meme, do you expect him to study the proper spelling of one particular word for a meme?

    • @i_am_anxious02
      @i_am_anxious02 4 года назад +1

      My name is Irrelevant *sigh* I will never understand humor nor the people saying it

    • @tanbilly8441
      @tanbilly8441 4 года назад +9

      @My name is Irrelevant i guessing u didnt get invited to a lot of parties

    • @dragosrandomstuff9261
      @dragosrandomstuff9261 4 года назад +5

      My name is Irrelevant r/madlad

    • @AnnoyingOkami
      @AnnoyingOkami 4 года назад +1

      Pulls out 2 atomic bombs

  • @jolly0000
    @jolly0000 11 месяцев назад +4

    Tack!

  • @ligayaalquizar2663
    @ligayaalquizar2663 4 года назад +1471

    WW2: starts
    Switzerland: *your gamemode is updated to spectator mode*

    • @HateMachinist
      @HateMachinist 4 года назад +17

      They shot down both german and american aircraft that violated their airspace.

    • @dynamic0s465
      @dynamic0s465 4 года назад +10

      America: **accidentally bombs Switzerland**
      Switzerland: its ok
      Also Switzerland: **your gamemode is still spectator mode**

    • @exicutioner161
      @exicutioner161 4 года назад +11

      hmm... what’s the Swiss version of popcorn?
      whatever it is, they probably ate a lot of it during the 2 world wars

    • @AbdhullahKadar
      @AbdhullahKadar 4 года назад +6

      Italy is in adventure mode

    • @amcodd
      @amcodd 4 года назад +4

      700th like

  • @chrisb9143
    @chrisb9143 3 года назад +11043

    NUTS = not understanding the terms of surrender

  • @1atenite
    @1atenite 5 лет назад +2066

    "THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF NOT GONNA LIE"

    • @notaweeb4177
      @notaweeb4177 5 лет назад +12

      This takes on a new meaning for me now lol

    • @Historyboi-vn7gd
      @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 года назад +2

      *France*

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 4 года назад +6

      They actually had US in the second half too

    • @pedrorhodes6206
      @pedrorhodes6206 4 года назад +5

      Ww2 in a nutshell of
      a nutshell

    • @eymotion
      @eymotion 4 года назад +1

      I make fortnite videos I’m the 999th like lol

  • @Atxenosera
    @Atxenosera 8 месяцев назад +8

    He helped me pass my history class and I can’t thank him enough for that 🙏

  • @Airgialla32
    @Airgialla32 3 года назад +2291

    We'll never know if there was ever some other kid who got into an art school preventing a world war

    • @lisacox8109
      @lisacox8109 3 года назад +16

      You need to watch the movie the final countdown. Makes you think 🤔

    • @top8753
      @top8753 3 года назад +72

      This war wouldn't have probaly happend if hitler was accepted into his art class so basically who ever did not accept him caused millions of deaths

    • @lisacox8109
      @lisacox8109 3 года назад +70

      @@top8753 then there was the British fellow who came across Hitler but didn't shoot him . The fates rule I guess.

    • @gabrl999
      @gabrl999 3 года назад +9

      I am an artist and I can't believe he was an artist just wow

    • @nyarrlathotep
      @nyarrlathotep 3 года назад +15

      @@gabrl999 he painted with the blood of his enemies 😳

  • @memelord9908
    @memelord9908 3 года назад +1780

    Switzerland is like that one cool uncle chilling at thanksgiving while everyone else is arguing about politics.

    • @shantanushinde7291
      @shantanushinde7291 3 года назад +7

      india too ..

    • @Icynutella
      @Icynutella 3 года назад +92

      @@shantanushinde7291 nah bro India was trying to gain its independence from Britain

    • @noobywinner7952
      @noobywinner7952 3 года назад +18

      @@Icynutella and I am proud about that

    • @v3nomgaming751
      @v3nomgaming751 3 года назад +11

      @@noobywinner7952 wtf is there to be proud

    • @3xpl0i79
      @3xpl0i79 3 года назад +7

      @@Icynutella did you know that Netaji Subash Chandra bose once met Hitler to request him to release the Indian POW and supply them to Netaji's army for Fighting for independence. I didn't know

  • @violablaire6499
    @violablaire6499 6 лет назад +1633

    That French guy on the beach handing out champagne is the single most French thing I've ever heard of

    • @manavsridharan3811
      @manavsridharan3811 6 лет назад +180

      "Who TF are you?"
      "Just chilling mon ami. Care for champagne?"
      "Should'nt you be fighting or something?"
      "That is what you are for mon ami. Now are you going to come here and free us or de we have to continue living under Hitler?"

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 6 лет назад +133

      "Put down the weapon!" - "Eet iz champagne you idiot".

    • @shuaige3360
      @shuaige3360 6 лет назад +25

      As a french, I will have done the same.

    • @shuaige3360
      @shuaige3360 6 лет назад +17

      hundreds of thausands of french did fought, at the end of the war the free french force at 1.4 millions army strong people.
      So first their was resistance, then as french got liberated huge amount of french people join the army to fight the germans and do the battle of Germany.

    • @peterfarell7696
      @peterfarell7696 6 лет назад +11

      Also most experts agree on the fact that germany would have fallen even if the USA didn't join the war (were a bit late anyway). Moreover the USA only liberated Europe because the soviets were going to and they didn't want to loose their treaties.
      But as always history is written by the victors and they can lie as much as they want.
      PS: I'm not even talking about the enormous number of rape during the liberation of France and during the occupation of Germany.

  • @tingxu4069
    @tingxu4069 Год назад +14

    3:43 I love how the soviets are just spewing out troops and then getting captured by Germans

  • @ryleeotoole8489
    @ryleeotoole8489 5 лет назад +3228

    The world: literally killing each other
    Switzerland has started spectating

    • @canadiancomicdrawer766
      @canadiancomicdrawer766 5 лет назад +21

      P a r a l l e l you forgot Arabia and Iran

    • @4l3ph_null1
      @4l3ph_null1 5 лет назад +18

      Spain???

    • @berni2905
      @berni2905 5 лет назад +175

      @@4l3ph_null1 Yeah, but Switzerland was literally in the very middle of all that hell

    • @ryleeotoole8489
      @ryleeotoole8489 5 лет назад +2

      Canadian Comic Drawer true

    • @greyseiker6139
      @greyseiker6139 5 лет назад +73

      @@4l3ph_null1 Spain was like: sorry dudes, we have or own war killing ourselves, just YOLO

  • @geminids2708
    @geminids2708 2 года назад +5917

    My grandma's older sister witnessed the Japanese invading the Philippines like the battle of Mindanao and bombing of Samal Island. And they were hiding from the Japanese soldiers. And now she's 89 years old, still alive and well today.
    Edit: She just turned 90 today (February 27)

    • @pfffttt9563
      @pfffttt9563 2 года назад +122

      That’s good for her!

    • @geminids2708
      @geminids2708 2 года назад +174

      @@pfffttt9563 And she was still 7 years old when the WW2 started

    • @account4935
      @account4935 2 года назад +112

      I hope she's well today we have a new enemy not the Japanese it's COVID-19 I hope you guys stay safe!!

    • @geminids2708
      @geminids2708 2 года назад +43

      @@account4935 Aww thanks

    • @badam9656
      @badam9656 2 года назад +88

      @@geminids2708 my great granny is polish and survived she worked in the Hitler youth and she nearly died but like the Soviet Union the winter was on her side, let me explain... Basically she and her siblings were shot in the legs and would have been dead from blood loss but the weather was like -20 Celsius or something like that and they used the snow to keep their wounds closed. So the snow blocked blood from leaving out of the holes the bullets made. She's still alive at 96

  • @nagesh6130
    @nagesh6130 3 года назад +1830

    *You deserve a separate series on netflix*

    • @nobody9400
      @nobody9400 3 года назад +4

      Agreed

    • @joel62361
      @joel62361 3 года назад +6

      @@vineet_anand it's ruined now, you can like
      If you have, have a good year

    • @martinzuber9790
      @martinzuber9790 3 года назад +1

      you are so right

    • @FlamingNinjaBoi
      @FlamingNinjaBoi 3 года назад +9

      That's never going to happen, because it would mean Netflix was actually posting good content and we simply can't have that.

    • @joel62361
      @joel62361 3 года назад +1

      @@FlamingNinjaBoi lmaoo

  • @seleciaa
    @seleciaa 10 месяцев назад +7

    This has quickly become one of my favorite channels. You're an excellent orator, and your humor is appreciated :)

  • @idilkonyali1152
    @idilkonyali1152 5 лет назад +690

    I love how almost every country in Europe is fighting and Switzerland is chilling in the middle.

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 5 лет назад +27

      There's no strategic advantage to Switzerland, hence why they're allowed to chill on their own.

    • @golfjugo
      @golfjugo 5 лет назад +14

      @@Sigart thats like very untrue since Switzerland has the Gotthard-Tunnel which is europes most important N-S road-connection. Its just that Hitler thought to himself "Why bother ill just get em when its all over." Switzerland also sold a bunch of weapons .

    • @arthurdesmet678
      @arthurdesmet678 5 лет назад +26

      @@golfjugo Also because Switzerland is extremely hard to invade cause it's almost completely in the Alps and the Swiss military is one of the best army's in the world to fight in the mountains

    • @Mickeysternum245
      @Mickeysternum245 5 лет назад +16

      they weren't chilling, they were keeping the money/gold plundered by the nazis safe, plus they denied a lot of jews refugee rights. the neutral thing is a bunch of bullshit.

    • @-.Ren_Ren.-
      @-.Ren_Ren.- 5 лет назад +11

      I like how Spain stayed completely out of this

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 6 лет назад +3734

    "Here, have some weapons."
    *American military history summed up in four words*

    • @tophathub7055
      @tophathub7055 6 лет назад +3

      Free Bird I

    • @Market_
      @Market_ 6 лет назад +183

      Free Bird I know right?
      America: We’re gonna stay out of this war..
      Reason 1: But there’s oil..
      America: Erm... I mean the next one! Yes..
      Reason 2: Freedom!
      America: Eh, Mayb-
      Reason 2: *Cough* Territory in the name of Freedom *Cough*
      America: Did I say Maybe? I meant Manifest Destiny
      Reason 3: The Commies want the-
      America: *Already killed and gained the land, also place 100 Nukes on the Territory* .... Freedom..
      Me: So.. Your saying America just wants Guns, Oil, Taxes, and runs through Patriotism to do it?
      History Teacher: Pffft you idiot, your forgot Freedom..
      Me: what? What about its history shows more freedom than advantages and slavery?
      History Teacher: No Freedom as an excuse dummy!
      Me:.... •-• America why...
      America: We got free Hotpocks..
      Me: *Puts on Sunglasses forgetting everything I learned and ignoring our history* MERICA!!!!!!!!
      /America in a Nutshell-By Your Mom\

    • @sxleong
      @sxleong 6 лет назад +1

      Free Bird Thx o browning and american genius

    • @freebird264
      @freebird264 6 лет назад +4

      +Shao Xun Leong what makes you think I’m American?

    • @sxleong
      @sxleong 6 лет назад

      Free Bird i meant thx to john browning wnd american gunsmiths

  • @seth4224
    @seth4224 4 года назад +1224

    Vienna: *refuses to accept Hitler*
    Hitler: That’s fine, maybe I can do other things with my artistic skills.... maybe color most of europe RED

    • @weneedmonah
      @weneedmonah 4 года назад +19

      Soviet Union joined the painting war

    • @char_mander135
      @char_mander135 4 года назад +22

      is that what 'painting a continent' in the phineas and ferb intro means

    • @everglow101
      @everglow101 4 года назад

      Brush a little bit of red into the bristles...

    • @Jackuves
      @Jackuves 4 года назад

      dude how come you don't have like 30k likes

    • @_a_883
      @_a_883 6 месяцев назад

      If its only *no-no germany* then its 40%of europe if its the whole axis then i think 50-80%

  • @fenuit
    @fenuit 8 месяцев назад +3

    I’ve watched all of oversimplified videos so many times that I’m pretty sure I can recite every word of every video 😭

  • @starentertainment-n4l
    @starentertainment-n4l 3 года назад +2988

    Hitler: I have an army
    Stalin: We have a winter

    • @themarvelgenshinguy2363
      @themarvelgenshinguy2363 3 года назад +55

      I understood that reference

    • @mlvspb
      @mlvspb 3 года назад +12

      ​@unsuccessful alias Nobody interesting history here :) Look at Finland - they are green here Lol. Despite fighting on Hitler's side

    • @sergioamaya3062
      @sergioamaya3062 3 года назад +7

      @unsuccessful alias deserve much more recognition

    • @sergioamaya3062
      @sergioamaya3062 3 года назад +4

      @unsuccessful alias applauses

    • @THEAMERICAN-ob2wt
      @THEAMERICAN-ob2wt 3 года назад +1

      IS is why Russia defeated the Nazis in their country. US had huge bombing raids key to winning

  • @dracodistortion9447
    @dracodistortion9447 5 лет назад +3725

    🇩🇪Hitler: Okay Hirohito, I've invaded Russia and it's going pretty well. Have you finished China?
    🇯🇵Hirohito: no but I attacked the United States
    🇩🇪Hitler: *Y O U W H A T*

    • @FE0070
      @FE0070 5 лет назад +108

      Cmon, everyone knows that PerlHarbor was a fake attack made my US

    • @KingEnder10
      @KingEnder10 5 лет назад +484

      🇩🇪Hitler:Okay Mussolini, I'm about to prepare the USSR and destroy them!BTW howser that Greek war going?
      🇮🇹Mussolini:I'm losing...
      *🇩🇪Hitler:YOURE WHAT!?!*

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 лет назад +61

      Pearl harbour was Hitler’s idea. He believed that the US was gonna join the war one way or the other therefore he wanted japan to take a preemptive strike against them

    • @erwinrommel6561
      @erwinrommel6561 5 лет назад +121

      @@Hdusiekwbshsjs source?

    • @RelicPerez
      @RelicPerez 5 лет назад +13

      @Listhpy Whithper yes

  • @vegetableman3911
    @vegetableman3911 4 года назад +871

    The funny thing is, the commanding American officer encircled at Bastogne genuinely sent ‘Nuts’ back to the Germans 😂

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 года назад +35

      I just Googled it and it was hilarious

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 4 года назад +5

      Nani what 😆6

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 4 года назад +20

      It's a pity that was Patton (who was kind of a horrible human being), but it was certainly a bright spot on his career

    • @sixbases6793
      @sixbases6793 4 года назад +2

      @@heatherrockwell9012 was he that bad??? Why?

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 4 года назад +51

      @@sixbases6793 He was known for screaming at his soldiers when they questioned him or refused to fight due to PTSD, and on a couple occasions pulled a gun on a man in a hospital when he started crying (he was fired obviously, but they kept bringing him back because he was strategically very good at his job).

  • @Doge_Dogerson
    @Doge_Dogerson Год назад +42

    My great grandma was born in the Philippines during the 1920s. She experienced the Philippines invasion which was really interesting to hear

  • @hoki0624
    @hoki0624 4 года назад +592

    Soviet Russia: I have an army
    Finland: I have a guy who is ridiculously good at shooting things.

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 4 года назад +46

      @Simon Wyzik laughs in white coloured snow

    • @cesarurzua8234
      @cesarurzua8234 4 года назад +1

      Angry birds ?

    • @AndrewPlayz1506
      @AndrewPlayz1506 4 года назад +17

      @@cesarurzua8234 lol it's Simo Haua the white death

    • @Zur3
      @Zur3 4 года назад +1

      Hashanah 👍😂🤣👍

    • @meetthespy3398
      @meetthespy3398 4 года назад

      USSR*🥴

  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 4 года назад +444

    Basically how the Soviets beat Nazi Army.
    “Ohhh you think the Winter is your ally? ... You merely adopted the Winter. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t feel the heat until I was already a man but by then it was nothing but BURNING!!! The snow betrays you. Because it belongs to me!!!”

    • @637cold
      @637cold 4 года назад +13

      The supervillian Bane.

    • @highgrounder
      @highgrounder 4 года назад +25

      Wait till this guy hears about the Winter War.

    • @howardthealien2606
      @howardthealien2606 4 года назад +9

      Will Abernathy I hav the high ground - _Obi Wan Kenobi_

    • @РустамГахраманов-р9о
      @РустамГахраманов-р9о 4 года назад +13

      The finns to the soviets "Ohhh you think the Winter is your ally? ..."

    • @narkofmexico2282
      @narkofmexico2282 4 года назад +1

      @@РустамГахраманов-р9о you mean simo ha ha

  • @udincahyadi
    @udincahyadi 4 года назад +1900

    Hitler : *almost suceeds invading russia*
    The winter : "im about to end this man's whole career"

    • @ron7642
      @ron7642 4 года назад +7

      U spelt Russia wrong its spelled R-U-S-S-I-A

    • @JIMJIM-ls2sf
      @JIMJIM-ls2sf 4 года назад +1

      Kii YyaA so true

    • @JIMJIM-ls2sf
      @JIMJIM-ls2sf 4 года назад +5

      You mean soviet union

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 4 года назад

      And then some

    • @firedskull5015
      @firedskull5015 4 года назад +12

      That's a common misconception, the third Reich could never defeat the Soviets in time, and while the Wehrmacht couldn't compensate for loses, the Soviets put men after men to fight, that's why their casualties were so high.

  • @tarentino3269
    @tarentino3269 7 месяцев назад +4

    6:16 this part hits the hardest, this is what history needs to remember before it happens again

    • @Netherm1nd
      @Netherm1nd 6 месяцев назад

      Its not even a percent of the shit that nazis did.
      Try to google german occupation of Belarus, Ukraine and Russia.

  • @pigeon3423
    @pigeon3423 4 года назад +872

    Hitler: **Enters Hell**
    Satan: Haha, you loss
    Hitler: *I did not lose! I merely failed to win!*

    • @douggoldwater1734
      @douggoldwater1734 4 года назад +109

      Hitler: Enters Hell
      Hitler's Father: "You have disappointed me son. I will now punish you severely."

    • @louismilitary6870
      @louismilitary6870 4 года назад +13

      @@spaghetti1019 soooooo..... technically every person in the British military.

    • @thegamingmacaw1337
      @thegamingmacaw1337 4 года назад +7

      There’s a tax for that

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 4 года назад +11

      @@spaghetti1019 if hitler wasn't shot dressler would probably be the leader whos temper isn't insane and probably would've created an even more deadly war

    • @prakharshrivastava2874
      @prakharshrivastava2874 4 года назад +2

      Subtle nods to McLellan

  • @greeney454
    @greeney454 2 года назад +3230

    My great grandad was in a camp facing a German camp, and one night he went in to the woods to go the toilet.
    A German decided to go to the toilet at the exact same time, and they saw each other.
    They pretended they hadn't seen each other, and they walked away.
    I hope that German got to tells the story to his grandkids.

    • @thebababoiy
      @thebababoiy 2 года назад +76

      Nice

    • @emeraldgamez17
      @emeraldgamez17 2 года назад +15

      you put two the

    • @frustationoverloaded5976
      @frustationoverloaded5976 2 года назад +158

      The meme that we see on internet about when 2 people pee and act to not notice each other

    • @danieduron1058
      @danieduron1058 2 года назад +31

      @thunderstar86 not being too emotional, but that tears me up 😢

    • @Speckage
      @Speckage 2 года назад +2

      Just why?

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +1309

    4:12
    Nations : *tries to invade Russia*
    The Russian Weather : "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"

  • @djvictory2551
    @djvictory2551 Год назад +6

    “Italy is europe’s soft underbelly” said Churchill.
    The crowd: “apply cold water to burned area”

  • @unc1vil878
    @unc1vil878 5 лет назад +1376

    Japan: *Attacks Pearl Harbor*
    America: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

    • @goldenbrothers5579
      @goldenbrothers5579 5 лет назад +43

      Japanese: those who attack emperor had never succeed
      America:observe

    • @justinemarkdajay7485
      @justinemarkdajay7485 4 года назад +4

      I think it's Japan who made the pro gamer move though. 🤔

    • @justinemarkdajay7485
      @justinemarkdajay7485 4 года назад +1

      @The People's Republic Of China nah. Attacking PH was the pro move.

    • @morkison8157
      @morkison8157 4 года назад

      @@justinemarkdajay7485 why?

    • @Bevo_Baker
      @Bevo_Baker 4 года назад +10

      @@justinemarkdajay7485 America unleashing the sun twice was a pro gamer move