And yet, GTA SA is the ONLY GTA Series that featured your character can be fat or skinny based on their diet / exercise. Even NO HD Universe GTA implement that feature LOL
ACR_master You dumb as hell. The yellow car (Jester) that CJ drove in this video, is a counterpart of the Toyota Supra. On other hand. The car in your picture is a F430.
Ryder? I got some ideas for one a couple of days ago, and there's another sketch sitting for a month or so. I'm kinda excited about the % thing myself, but if I upload something other than this, it could be a Ryder video.
Dude, this is top notch. Seriously, a lot of this looks like it could be a part of the the original game. The samples really add to what you were going for. Never change, man. I love this level of quality, and it'll always be appreciated.
Omg, the sound of CJ buying a Sprunk soda from the soda machine and then drinking it... I did it so many times in the years I played Gta:Sa on my Ps2 that now I can clearly remember it, hahah...
Old memories in Most Wanted, at first, I thought beating Razor was like a dream, but later, it got easier. Now it's as easy as the flow of water. That call from Razor tho! XD
GTA San Andreas will be the best story wise gta game next to Vice City. The music radion in SA was amazing and fucking memorable. So many good times with this game.
CJ you look a little thin man, you GOTTA be hungry.
Yeah. I could eat
Someone from Somewhere i knew it
Shermhead to much number nines
Shermhead said "No respect for the 'hood, you look too skinny CJ"
Ryder Mission #2
Extra Dip
Just the fact that CJ has special lines for when he’s fat just goes to show that there’ll never be a game like GTA SA
Yo, this Harry Belafonte in your profile pic?
@@KISSbestfan followed for the answer
They could put that in GTA 6, never know ;)
@@dutchvanderlinde6568if gta 5 is any indication then definitely not
And yet, GTA SA is the ONLY GTA Series that featured your character can be fat or skinny based on their diet / exercise.
Even NO HD Universe GTA implement that feature LOL
I died when Big Smoke got kidnapped.
Ascension Archangel Ray CJ NOOOOoooo....
Ascension Archangel Ray I agree
"unhand my blubber asshole"
I'm 100% loco.
So did i
"I'm so upset I gotta eat" I feel you bro
Lol that are very funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Better be in the mood, homie, cause I am"
"Yeah... but I hope I don't crush you"
*_CRACK_*
"I apologize" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
You are hey
I lost it lol
okay
It still gets me to this day 😂
*W H A T A B O U T M Y B O D Y ?*
Unstumpable Trumpable your sapatos are firm eh
John Travolta
your zapatos are firmes
Nice name hahaha unstumpable trumpable
Sapatos :D
CJ YOU FOOL YOU TOOK ALL THE NUMBER 9S
ACR_master You dumb as hell. The yellow car (Jester) that CJ drove in this video, is a counterpart of the Toyota Supra. On other hand. The car in your picture is a F430.
Smyke YaBoi EXCUSE fucking YOU i said it as a joke i know it wasnt correct
The yellow Jester scene reminded me Ronnie Supra
XDDD was that a dashie reference?
BIG SMOKE hey fuck You you fatass I'm the one who took all your orders and I'm keep them can't you tell ?
Cj : Yeah That Car Tight....Tight For Me To Get In
That got me laughing hard
CJJJJJ!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I nearly died from that.
Niesporczak Magnum nooooo
i need exercise anyways
Big Smoke What the fuck?
Big Smoke ooh shit my twin brother
CJ 200% will be so fat that he won't even need body armor to protect himself from bullets.
Its big smoke in the last mission
never reach 10 hz abuser
He'll be Blob
Cause heart attack would get him first
Id like to see Fat CJ duel Big Smoke
Now that you say so, I was gonna make that, but it totally fell outta my mind hah
The Number 9 has its power.
By the way the last mission you killed big smoke already lol
Los Santos Cast How about like a rap duel or smthn? ;D
Great idea :D
at this rate CJ will become Big Smoke.
But a better one
CobraL0rd big Johnson
EE ROCKK: Big Carl
It will be Big CJ or Big Carl.
YOU PICKED THE COMMENT SECTION FOOL!
I ain't fat I'm just big boned.
Ok Carl Carl Johnson Johnson
Dont bullshit me Carl
I need this more than you i think
@crinaizer This officer Pulaski, was a weapon of choice used to wipe Carl's ass
Nah bro you fat as fuck
CJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!
NOOOOOOO!!
It's okay. I'm alright.
I need to exersize anyways
CJ HELP ME
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His alright
"Come on then, shoot back! Ya can't miss!" Probably the most badass thing ever said by a fat man
"Come on then, shoot back, you can't miss"
Literally every tank in Overwatch.
Who does CJ call for food delivery?
*9* 1 1
NotSoJake so he calls for planes to crash into buildings
RaceCarTV Ooooh, I get it 😂 Niiice
NotSoJake lol
NotSoJake why do i see you everywhere
Theweekforme 04 Idk :P
"I can't believe you couldn't see me!" "Imma eat you foo!"
DID YOU JUST?! He just took some from nfs most wanted 05
DerÖsiFlo 😂
DerÖsiFlo razor
xXEnder boyXx yep :D
I'm happy Razor called for the final race
My two favorite games combined 😂
i dont give a sh*t im bored and hungry
*Accidentally shots CJ*
-Oh, homie, shit ! I thought you're Smoke !
Carl Johnson you're fat
To much number nines
2:03 this is where I lost it
Love how you hear Razor from Need for Speed: Most Wanted at 1:26. I died
MultiGuy it's like you using Vic's Supra
MultiGuy #u took that from me .u got 17 👍 up and I got none u thief
A bunch of people are commenting about Razor. .-.
When Emmet jacked CJ's car and kidnapped Big Smoke... I died laughing right there.
"Im bored...... and hungry" xDDDD
And "i'm so upset i've gotta eat now" That part are FUNNY 😂😂😂😂
"unhand my blubber asshole!"
Goddamn
Un-hand my blubber asshole!😂😂😂
Lol
CJJJJ!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmma 100% crazy!
Ay foo!
I need some Ryder videos too!
Ryder nigga!
Fabiana Souza yeee, yeee
BUSTA, STRAIGHT BUSTA
Ryder? I got some ideas for one a couple of days ago, and there's another sketch sitting for a month or so. I'm kinda excited about the % thing myself, but if I upload something other than this, it could be a Ryder video.
RYDER NIGGA!
Keep making these! These are funny as hell!
1:40 unhand my blubber 😂😃
"Fuck the shoes. What about my body?"
That silence loud af.
When CJ told the dealer to hit him, I don't think he was being literal about it. LOL
I'm a 100% loco
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*CJ!!! NOOOOOO!*
@@shephard1225 i need to exercise aniway
1:39
CJ Loco 100%
I died when big smoke got kidnapped by Emette
CJJJJJJ
Gabriel Cesar: “NOOOOOOOOO!”
*Emmet
All you had to do is lose some damn weight, CJ!
CJ fat level 103%
God yes
Даниил Yuch 1001% fat
Hell yeah
TBH this one was kind of a let down allready.
"What about my body?" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Emmet drives away with Big Smoke in the car) Big Smoke: “CJAYYYY! NOOOOOOOOOO!”
Imma 100% crazy!
1:33 CJ: I'MMA EAT YOU, FOOL!!!
Fat CJ's best line EVER! :D
1:41 Big Smoke: All we had to do was follow the damm car, CJ.
1:23 Razor in San Andreas confirmed
Clarence "Razor" Callahan in the 90's,interesting.....
I have never laughed so hard in my life, when cj said unhand my blubber I lost it
I lost it when she said "You wanna get horizontal?" 0:42
"Unhand my blubber, asshole"
...(gets car-jacked)...
"I need to exercise anyway"
Dude, this is top notch. Seriously, a lot of this looks like it could be a part of the the original game. The samples really add to what you were going for. Never change, man. I love this level of quality, and it'll always be appreciated.
Vago: Your zapatos are firmes!
CJ: Fuck the shoes, what about my body?
**silence**
*gunshot
0:58 i just love how literal that guy took CJ's request jfc.
That fucking last one had me dying xD!!
have to know some español for that one, though
pues a mi si me gusto
I speak spanish. I barely understood any of his english lines ._.
si tan poco entiendes, ps, estudia xdxd
Lo que no entendí es el broken english que tiene el tipo ese, no es que no sepa inglés.
"Yeah the car tight... tight for me to get in!" 😂😂😂
0:50 *"I apologize."*
Omg, the sound of CJ buying a Sprunk soda from the soda machine and then drinking it... I did it so many times in the years I played Gta:Sa on my Ps2 that now I can clearly remember it, hahah...
Did you also notice that I cut a small part of the audio out? :D
Oh, yeah, you're right! You cut it out when you changed the angle of the shot! I only realized it now that you told me, lol
After *9* years on the East Coast, it was time to go home.
1:26 i just love this channel , only OG people remember that call we all waited for .
"Yeah, but I hope I don't crush you" *CRUNCH* "I apologize Okay?"
"Hey, you wanna look like swiss cheese? " 😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂
Holla at the big man
How many lives does a cat have?
*9* lives
How about *2* cats?
NotSoJake Make it *2* number 9's
NotSoJake But smoke eat 2 number 9 and now is 7
Can I take your order please? So he eats 2 cats
NotSoJake Can I take your order please? (continue)
"I couldn't believe u couldnt see me... Ima eat you fool" XDDDDD
*aims at the Aztecas member*
Wanna look like swiss cheese?
I'm laughing so hard
"Nice wheels"
"Yeeeahhhh the car tight" *"tight for me to get in"*
top 10 most anticipated anime sequels
"Imma eat u foo'!"
Best line ever XD
xDDD
I died when Emmet kidnapped Smoke
Haven't seen 103, but gotta say these are true work of art. I must keep going
GTA:SA Memes never die, we be getting these memes until our dead boys.
I'd like to see this in the definitive edition....but I think CJ would eat all the extra polygons
"unhand my blubber" I'm done
All you had to do, was swallow the damned train CJ !
That made me laugh hard. Even more on NFS part.
"Yea the car is tight. Tight for me to get in" lmao
1:24 so nostalgic
I'm so upset, I gotta eat now.
1:06
Me when i am upset
I got an ad for a GTA V channel, and I thought it was supposed to be an introduction to this video.
CJ vs Razor now that's a race I want to see.
I fucking love Young MayLay for making all this dialogue.
o kurwa this is so good
O KURWA SIEMA
Blet
"Yeah the car tight...tight for me to get in" 😂😂😂
1:28 bruhh that call was from Razor in Nfs Most Wanted . Damn , such a memories .
Old memories in Most Wanted, at first, I thought beating Razor was like a dream, but later, it got easier. Now it's as easy as the flow of water. That call from Razor tho! XD
2:27 is the funniest scene lol
Like it says in the book: We are blessed, and cursed.
Loved the most wanted reference xD
WILDFIRE same, Razor calling was the biggest surprise for me today
Touge Racer wassup poser?
Emmit finally lost his mind and turned to Grand Theft Auto.
omg I died when you used Razor's voice file from NFS Most Wanted
silve Rain how tf u still alive
"You wanna get horizontal?"
I died
Cj will be able to be big smoke much like a planet having enough fusion to be A star lol
"shoot you cant miss"
1:23 Razor is that you?
I can't stop laughing when he broke the bed in denise's house
“You wanna look like Swiss cheese?”
Me: 😂
2:20
Cj : what about my body
Azteca : o_o
Me : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The ending was funny af lmao.
Ready for 103%
Who has never searched a video like this yet RUclips decides to stick it on my recommended in 2019 😂
1:23 thats from nfs mw 2005!!😁
I like how you use Need For Speed Most Wanted 2005 and The Fast And The Furious's movie (the first one) as references!
GTA San Andreas will be the best story wise gta game next to Vice City. The music radion in SA was amazing and fucking memorable. So many good times with this game.
Lmaooo funny shit mate, Please do more! Subbed.
I'm here before it'll go famous.
this is the greatest channel on youtube
What did the Librarian say to the Student?
*Read More*
CJ
Ryder NIGGUH you fucked up, theres an actual read more button
You went to troll and ended up creating a *read-more-ception*.
Science has never gone as far as it has now!
would be funny if you knew how to use proper English
i think you guys don't get it, the librarian told the student to read more
I love your content man, very creative! 😂