CJ fat level 102%

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @verdugoCDS
    @verdugoCDS 7 лет назад +6007

    CJ you look a little thin man, you GOTTA be hungry.

  • @comacharger6103
    @comacharger6103 5 лет назад +724

    Just the fact that CJ has special lines for when he’s fat just goes to show that there’ll never be a game like GTA SA

    • @KISSbestfan
      @KISSbestfan 3 года назад +3

      Yo, this Harry Belafonte in your profile pic?

    • @EvilSapphireR
      @EvilSapphireR 3 года назад +4

      @@KISSbestfan followed for the answer

    • @dutchvanderlinde6568
      @dutchvanderlinde6568 8 месяцев назад +3

      They could put that in GTA 6, never know ;)

    • @sagenebula7120
      @sagenebula7120 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@dutchvanderlinde6568if gta 5 is any indication then definitely not

    • @muhammadrizqanilmi1301
      @muhammadrizqanilmi1301 17 дней назад

      And yet, GTA SA is the ONLY GTA Series that featured your character can be fat or skinny based on their diet / exercise.
      Even NO HD Universe GTA implement that feature LOL

  • @Rayman2457
    @Rayman2457 7 лет назад +3598

    I died when Big Smoke got kidnapped.

  • @The_Bomb627
    @The_Bomb627 5 лет назад +265

    "I'm so upset I gotta eat" I feel you bro

    • @fhdthefox4843
      @fhdthefox4843 5 лет назад +1

      Lol that are very funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sabba7h
    @Sabba7h 5 лет назад +700

    "Better be in the mood, homie, cause I am"
    "Yeah... but I hope I don't crush you"
    *_CRACK_*
    "I apologize" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sok6718
    @sok6718 7 лет назад +1885

    *W H A T A B O U T M Y B O D Y ?*

  • @thedarklordsauron1580
    @thedarklordsauron1580 7 лет назад +1677

    CJ YOU FOOL YOU TOOK ALL THE NUMBER 9S

    • @xignifect
      @xignifect 7 лет назад

      ACR_master You dumb as hell. The yellow car (Jester) that CJ drove in this video, is a counterpart of the Toyota Supra. On other hand. The car in your picture is a F430.

    • @acr_master5594
      @acr_master5594 7 лет назад

      Smyke YaBoi EXCUSE fucking YOU i said it as a joke i know it wasnt correct

    • @thealifrs4_463
      @thealifrs4_463 7 лет назад

      The yellow Jester scene reminded me Ronnie Supra

    • @Origin_Reach
      @Origin_Reach 7 лет назад

      XDDD was that a dashie reference?

    • @bigsmoke7932
      @bigsmoke7932 7 лет назад +5

      BIG SMOKE hey fuck You you fatass I'm the one who took all your orders and I'm keep them can't you tell ?

  • @mrdestoryher171
    @mrdestoryher171 7 лет назад +494

    Cj : Yeah That Car Tight....Tight For Me To Get In

  • @niesporczak_magnum
    @niesporczak_magnum 7 лет назад +2752

    CJJJJJ!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @laszlozsurka8991
    @laszlozsurka8991 7 лет назад +718

    CJ 200% will be so fat that he won't even need body armor to protect himself from bullets.

  • @Reykoo_2
    @Reykoo_2 7 лет назад +1470

    Id like to see Fat CJ duel Big Smoke

    • @lossantoscast
      @lossantoscast  7 лет назад +76

      Now that you say so, I was gonna make that, but it totally fell outta my mind hah

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 7 лет назад +15

      The Number 9 has its power.

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 7 лет назад

      By the way the last mission you killed big smoke already lol

    • @Reykoo_2
      @Reykoo_2 7 лет назад +5

      Los Santos Cast How about like a rap duel or smthn? ;D

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 7 лет назад +7

      Great idea :D

  • @IamNCortex
    @IamNCortex 7 лет назад +639

    at this rate CJ will become Big Smoke.

  • @Olade.00
    @Olade.00 7 лет назад +438

    I ain't fat I'm just big boned.

    • @lightning3966
      @lightning3966 5 лет назад +18

      Ok Carl Carl Johnson Johnson

    • @Black_Knight_-BK-
      @Black_Knight_-BK- 4 года назад +6

      Dont bullshit me Carl

    • @SidoniaNavz
      @SidoniaNavz 4 года назад

      I need this more than you i think

    • @Black_Knight_-BK-
      @Black_Knight_-BK- 4 года назад

      @crinaizer This officer Pulaski, was a weapon of choice used to wipe Carl's ass

    • @an67ony
      @an67ony 3 года назад

      Nah bro you fat as fuck

  • @CapoDoVal
    @CapoDoVal 7 лет назад +2083

    CJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!
    NOOOOOOO!!

  • @ianfinrir8724
    @ianfinrir8724 4 года назад +45

    "Come on then, shoot back! Ya can't miss!" Probably the most badass thing ever said by a fat man

  • @ChildofYAH
    @ChildofYAH 3 года назад +15

    "Come on then, shoot back, you can't miss"
    Literally every tank in Overwatch.

  • @notsojake
    @notsojake 7 лет назад +1267

    Who does CJ call for food delivery?
    *9* 1 1

    • @jalijah03
      @jalijah03 7 лет назад +46

      NotSoJake so he calls for planes to crash into buildings

    • @notsojake
      @notsojake 7 лет назад +6

      RaceCarTV Ooooh, I get it 😂 Niiice

    • @jalijah03
      @jalijah03 7 лет назад

      NotSoJake lol

    • @Theweekforme04
      @Theweekforme04 7 лет назад +1

      NotSoJake why do i see you everywhere

    • @notsojake
      @notsojake 7 лет назад

      Theweekforme 04 Idk :P

  • @YTauronY
    @YTauronY 7 лет назад +30

    "I can't believe you couldn't see me!" "Imma eat you foo!"

  • @derosiflo6524
    @derosiflo6524 7 лет назад +663

    DID YOU JUST?! He just took some from nfs most wanted 05

  • @carljohnson8127
    @carljohnson8127 7 лет назад +194

    i dont give a sh*t im bored and hungry

    • @werefucked7160
      @werefucked7160 7 лет назад +4

      *Accidentally shots CJ*
      -Oh, homie, shit ! I thought you're Smoke !

    • @Kolossus_
      @Kolossus_ 7 лет назад +2

      Carl Johnson you're fat

    • @roxasuzumaki6628
      @roxasuzumaki6628 7 лет назад +1

      To much number nines

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 5 лет назад +61

    2:03 this is where I lost it

  • @meowsandstuff
    @meowsandstuff 7 лет назад +203

    Love how you hear Razor from Need for Speed: Most Wanted at 1:26. I died

    • @thealifrs4_463
      @thealifrs4_463 7 лет назад +8

      MultiGuy it's like you using Vic's Supra

    • @xxlegendxx5593
      @xxlegendxx5593 7 лет назад +2

      MultiGuy #u took that from me .u got 17 👍 up and I got none u thief

    • @meowsandstuff
      @meowsandstuff 7 лет назад +2

      A bunch of people are commenting about Razor. .-.

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 3 года назад +9

    When Emmet jacked CJ's car and kidnapped Big Smoke... I died laughing right there.

  • @LifeBoxGaming
    @LifeBoxGaming 7 лет назад +126

    "Im bored...... and hungry" xDDDD

    • @fhdthefox4843
      @fhdthefox4843 5 лет назад +5

      And "i'm so upset i've gotta eat now" That part are FUNNY 😂😂😂😂

  • @adventure6553
    @adventure6553 5 лет назад +53

    "unhand my blubber asshole!"
    Goddamn

  • @frostbyte4470
    @frostbyte4470 7 лет назад +339

    Un-hand my blubber asshole!😂😂😂

  • @FabianaSouza-ml5vd
    @FabianaSouza-ml5vd 7 лет назад +1216

    I need some Ryder videos too!

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 7 лет назад +45

      Ryder nigga!

    • @rydernigguh9547
      @rydernigguh9547 7 лет назад +12

      Fabiana Souza yeee, yeee

    • @tenyearsinthejoint1
      @tenyearsinthejoint1 7 лет назад +15

      BUSTA, STRAIGHT BUSTA

    • @lossantoscast
      @lossantoscast  7 лет назад +47

      Ryder? I got some ideas for one a couple of days ago, and there's another sketch sitting for a month or so. I'm kinda excited about the % thing myself, but if I upload something other than this, it could be a Ryder video.

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 7 лет назад +4

      RYDER NIGGA!

  • @jesselopez9127
    @jesselopez9127 7 лет назад +70

    Keep making these! These are funny as hell!

  • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
    @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 7 лет назад +98

    1:40 unhand my blubber 😂😃

  • @mako5998
    @mako5998 2 года назад +22

    "Fuck the shoes. What about my body?"
    That silence loud af.

  • @luigifan809
    @luigifan809 7 лет назад +20

    When CJ told the dealer to hit him, I don't think he was being literal about it. LOL

  • @darknessh2ogaming16
    @darknessh2ogaming16 7 лет назад +115

    I'm a 100% loco

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 7 лет назад +39

    I died when big smoke got kidnapped by Emette

  • @awanderer7132
    @awanderer7132 7 лет назад +66

    All you had to do is lose some damn weight, CJ!

  • @yuch1275
    @yuch1275 7 лет назад +280

    CJ fat level 103%

  • @brennerdivino8670
    @brennerdivino8670 7 лет назад +28

    "What about my body?" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 5 лет назад +10

    (Emmet drives away with Big Smoke in the car) Big Smoke: “CJAYYYY! NOOOOOOOOOO!”

  • @Greg74948
    @Greg74948 7 лет назад +7

    1:33 CJ: I'MMA EAT YOU, FOOL!!!
    Fat CJ's best line EVER! :D

  • @D9M7M4
    @D9M7M4 7 лет назад +9

    1:41 Big Smoke: All we had to do was follow the damm car, CJ.

  • @littlekid21games80
    @littlekid21games80 7 лет назад +36

    1:23 Razor in San Andreas confirmed

    • @ilovequake833
      @ilovequake833 5 лет назад +2

      Clarence "Razor" Callahan in the 90's,interesting.....

  • @arkham0078
    @arkham0078 5 лет назад +11

    I have never laughed so hard in my life, when cj said unhand my blubber I lost it

  • @imthebestpersoneversoyeay
    @imthebestpersoneversoyeay 4 года назад +21

    I lost it when she said "You wanna get horizontal?" 0:42

  • @matingilardi
    @matingilardi 4 года назад +3

    "Unhand my blubber, asshole"
    ...(gets car-jacked)...
    "I need to exercise anyway"

  • @pumpkin6429
    @pumpkin6429 7 лет назад +2

    Dude, this is top notch. Seriously, a lot of this looks like it could be a part of the the original game. The samples really add to what you were going for. Never change, man. I love this level of quality, and it'll always be appreciated.

  • @whz_r
    @whz_r 4 года назад +3

    Vago: Your zapatos are firmes!
    CJ: Fuck the shoes, what about my body?
    **silence**

  • @gayfishticks2839
    @gayfishticks2839 3 года назад +16

    0:58 i just love how literal that guy took CJ's request jfc.

  • @calosa1127
    @calosa1127 7 лет назад +53

    That fucking last one had me dying xD!!

    • @lossantoscast
      @lossantoscast  7 лет назад +7

      have to know some español for that one, though

    • @blyat4203
      @blyat4203 7 лет назад

      pues a mi si me gusto

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 7 лет назад

      I speak spanish. I barely understood any of his english lines ._.

    • @blyat4203
      @blyat4203 7 лет назад

      si tan poco entiendes, ps, estudia xdxd

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 7 лет назад +1

      Lo que no entendí es el broken english que tiene el tipo ese, no es que no sepa inglés.

  • @GwoppyTrai
    @GwoppyTrai 7 лет назад +4

    "Yeah the car tight... tight for me to get in!" 😂😂😂

  • @DevsWRLD
    @DevsWRLD 5 лет назад +10

    0:50 *"I apologize."*

  • @fl570
    @fl570 7 лет назад +33

    Omg, the sound of CJ buying a Sprunk soda from the soda machine and then drinking it... I did it so many times in the years I played Gta:Sa on my Ps2 that now I can clearly remember it, hahah...

    • @lossantoscast
      @lossantoscast  7 лет назад +2

      Did you also notice that I cut a small part of the audio out? :D

    • @fl570
      @fl570 7 лет назад

      Oh, yeah, you're right! You cut it out when you changed the angle of the shot! I only realized it now that you told me, lol

  • @notsojake
    @notsojake 7 лет назад +8

    After *9* years on the East Coast, it was time to go home.

  • @Rayane_zagh
    @Rayane_zagh 5 лет назад +1

    1:26 i just love this channel , only OG people remember that call we all waited for .

  • @shokikoyagune2224
    @shokikoyagune2224 7 лет назад +3

    "Yeah, but I hope I don't crush you" *CRUNCH* "I apologize Okay?"

  • @Jann-Aron
    @Jann-Aron 7 лет назад +2

    "Hey, you wanna look like swiss cheese? " 😂😂

  • @notsojake
    @notsojake 7 лет назад +411

    How many lives does a cat have?
    *9* lives

  • @gabexd744
    @gabexd744 5 лет назад +5

    "I couldn't believe u couldnt see me... Ima eat you fool" XDDDDD

  • @miong4338
    @miong4338 7 лет назад +5

    *aims at the Aztecas member*
    Wanna look like swiss cheese?
    I'm laughing so hard

  • @rainfordays855
    @rainfordays855 5 лет назад +2

    "Nice wheels"
    "Yeeeahhhh the car tight" *"tight for me to get in"*

  • @EvelynInaba
    @EvelynInaba 7 лет назад +3

    top 10 most anticipated anime sequels

  • @paulmares9815
    @paulmares9815 7 лет назад +13

    "Imma eat u foo'!"
    Best line ever XD

  • @faeheldin461
    @faeheldin461 7 лет назад +5

    I died when Emmet kidnapped Smoke

  • @eagleone5456
    @eagleone5456 6 лет назад

    Haven't seen 103, but gotta say these are true work of art. I must keep going

  • @Habs1967
    @Habs1967 5 лет назад +3

    GTA:SA Memes never die, we be getting these memes until our dead boys.

  • @TotallyToonsTV
    @TotallyToonsTV 3 года назад +2

    I'd like to see this in the definitive edition....but I think CJ would eat all the extra polygons

  • @ghostflxwer
    @ghostflxwer 7 лет назад +3

    "unhand my blubber" I'm done

  • @Arygo87
    @Arygo87 4 года назад +1

    All you had to do, was swallow the damned train CJ !

  • @vtnadaver2276
    @vtnadaver2276 7 лет назад +6

    That made me laugh hard. Even more on NFS part.

  • @nanyafahkinbiznes1352
    @nanyafahkinbiznes1352 4 года назад +1

    "Yea the car is tight. Tight for me to get in" lmao

  • @オタクではない-j5c
    @オタクではない-j5c 7 лет назад +12

    1:24 so nostalgic

  • @the__geekboy
    @the__geekboy Год назад +1

    I'm so upset, I gotta eat now.

  • @DonVito18
    @DonVito18 4 года назад +6

    1:06
    Me when i am upset

  • @TaijituTaikyokuzu
    @TaijituTaikyokuzu 7 лет назад

    I got an ad for a GTA V channel, and I thought it was supposed to be an introduction to this video.

  • @HyakuJuu01300
    @HyakuJuu01300 7 лет назад +4

    CJ vs Razor now that's a race I want to see.

  • @dakotaguin32
    @dakotaguin32 6 лет назад +1

    I fucking love Young MayLay for making all this dialogue.

  • @tomsonerify
    @tomsonerify 7 лет назад +76

    o kurwa this is so good

  • @J2K3262
    @J2K3262 7 лет назад +1

    "Yeah the car tight...tight for me to get in" 😂😂😂

  • @reikachan8160
    @reikachan8160 7 лет назад +3

    1:28 bruhh that call was from Razor in Nfs Most Wanted . Damn , such a memories .

  • @Κυαδρών
    @Κυαδρών 6 лет назад +1

    Old memories in Most Wanted, at first, I thought beating Razor was like a dream, but later, it got easier. Now it's as easy as the flow of water. That call from Razor tho! XD

  • @mrnuhuhnuh
    @mrnuhuhnuh 7 лет назад +6

    2:27 is the funniest scene lol

  • @thechannel2705
    @thechannel2705 7 лет назад +1

    Like it says in the book: We are blessed, and cursed.

  • @wildfire389
    @wildfire389 7 лет назад +5

    Loved the most wanted reference xD

    • @DR1FT3R1000
      @DR1FT3R1000 7 лет назад +1

      WILDFIRE same, Razor calling was the biggest surprise for me today

    • @wildfire389
      @wildfire389 7 лет назад +2

      Touge Racer wassup poser?

  • @Unaliq
    @Unaliq 3 года назад +1

    Emmit finally lost his mind and turned to Grand Theft Auto.

  • @silvererain
    @silvererain 7 лет назад +4

    omg I died when you used Razor's voice file from NFS Most Wanted

  • @laurentiusmcmxcv
    @laurentiusmcmxcv 4 года назад +1

    "You wanna get horizontal?"
    I died

  • @mohammadmustafa5844
    @mohammadmustafa5844 5 лет назад +3

    Cj will be able to be big smoke much like a planet having enough fusion to be A star lol

  • @Trilip06
    @Trilip06 4 года назад +1

    "shoot you cant miss"

  • @MrSam2497
    @MrSam2497 7 лет назад +10

    1:23 Razor is that you?

  • @LiOnHeLl8121
    @LiOnHeLl8121 7 лет назад +1

    I can't stop laughing when he broke the bed in denise's house

  • @kidzeus9183
    @kidzeus9183 7 лет назад +3

    “You wanna look like Swiss cheese?”
    Me: 😂

    • @fhdthefox4843
      @fhdthefox4843 5 лет назад +1

      2:20
      Cj : what about my body
      Azteca : o_o
      Me : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dubgrime6927
    @dubgrime6927 5 лет назад +2

    The ending was funny af lmao.

  • @pikaman_
    @pikaman_ 7 лет назад +3

    Ready for 103%

  • @wipers6366
    @wipers6366 5 лет назад

    Who has never searched a video like this yet RUclips decides to stick it on my recommended in 2019 😂

  • @kubajcz
    @kubajcz 7 лет назад +12

    1:23 thats from nfs mw 2005!!😁

  • @NismoRacer00
    @NismoRacer00 7 лет назад +1

    I like how you use Need For Speed Most Wanted 2005 and The Fast And The Furious's movie (the first one) as references!

  • @chesi_7_0_79
    @chesi_7_0_79 7 лет назад +3

    GTA San Andreas will be the best story wise gta game next to Vice City. The music radion in SA was amazing and fucking memorable. So many good times with this game.

  • @MySpeed12
    @MySpeed12 7 лет назад +2

    Lmaooo funny shit mate, Please do more! Subbed.

  • @MrMonkeyTroll
    @MrMonkeyTroll 7 лет назад +5

    I'm here before it'll go famous.

  • @biggarysguides1622
    @biggarysguides1622 7 лет назад

    this is the greatest channel on youtube

  • @rydernigguh9547
    @rydernigguh9547 7 лет назад +807

    What did the Librarian say to the Student?
    *Read More*

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 7 лет назад +7

      CJ

    • @CrAzyM1ner
      @CrAzyM1ner 7 лет назад +52

      Ryder NIGGUH you fucked up, theres an actual read more button

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 7 лет назад +5

      You went to troll and ended up creating a *read-more-ception*.
      Science has never gone as far as it has now!

    • @TypicalToyReviews
      @TypicalToyReviews 7 лет назад +2

      would be funny if you knew how to use proper English

    • @KaiSC
      @KaiSC 7 лет назад +11

      i think you guys don't get it, the librarian told the student to read more

  • @TJ-ce1lz
    @TJ-ce1lz 7 лет назад +1

    I love your content man, very creative! 😂