Vintage Izzard! Jesus wore flipflops because he was a fashion kinda guy! Jesus shifted down hill at high speed with the rozzers just behind! lol only one man conquered the world in flip-flops hahaha. Thanks for the upload!
British slang for police. The first ever police force were set up in Rossendale Lancashire by Sir Robert Peele, who also set up a force in London who were known as the peelers, but that fell out of common use long before rozzer did, or as Bobbies - which is still in use.
"Never to one side" Never say "god is over there" -- Shinto does say that. Sometimes one is not allowed in the building where god is kept so you can't ask questions to the duck, and at others the god is a whole mountain or bay so it is difficult to know where to ask. I like the socks to sugar. And mumbling in cold buildings.
In reference to the speed at which Jesus moves: In the original Greek of the Gospel of Mark, the word "immediately" gets used quite frequently. It's multiple times each chapter. It's so odd that many translations edit it out because it sounds weird.
Jesus spent most of his time during his three years of preaching as a homeless beggar offering blessings for food and shelter. Think about that the next time you see a homeless person offering you the same... WWJD? The same thing as a homeless person does now. Of course not all people who offer blessings for food or money are homeless. Many of them are priests.
A great comedic mind. OK, he was racing a bit, still funny. Jesus = stand up..(Taxes?..render unto Caesar...Stoning a woman?...let he who is without sin cast the 1st ...etc). That's material Jesus used. Christians should not be offended...Jesus faced some tough audiences (still does in some Churches). Believe or not, at least this routine makes you think. It's a personal choice, & isn't it good that we have the freedom to choose?.
@@stewartmylett I guess it's horses for courses... that wikipedia link states: "The video led to Izzard being invited to the Just For Laughs Montreal Comedy Festival, awarded a British Comedy Award for "Top Stand Up Comedian", and receiving an Olivier Award nomination for "Outstanding Achievement"."
watch what you say and do. god, the fellow who created the whole universe in all its complexity and amazing largeness, is obsessed with everything you do and say, not just you, everybody. he can do anything, omnipotent! yeah, created everything and he will get angry if you don't do as your told, and he will make you very uncomfortable, not for awhile, for eternity.. hilarious. until it happens.... well i've done my proselytizing. i'm a shoe-in for heaven.
"cover" thy neighbour's ox *facepalm* the word is "covet" [thy neighbour's ox], 'covet' being an archaic word for envy/desiring after something that already belongs to another
If you'd seen / listened to the whole show you'd know he makes a point about the whole cover/covet thing. That was the whole joke. This is just a clip taken out of the context of the entire show
Slatbaadfast. You should have spent more time in school too! Why three question marks, do you need to ask three times? if you wish to make an emphatic question use ?!, or better still use an interrobang ‽ A sentence starts with a capital letter then ends with a full stop, and Mosque should be capitalised.
he gets funnier as he gets older.
It was his/her mother's birthday & he/she thought this would make a nice birthday present to dear old mom :)
Jesus made Eddie for us to laugh 😆… the greatest stand up ever
"Jesus he was a religious kind of guy"
Vintage Izzard! Jesus wore flipflops because he was a fashion kinda guy! Jesus shifted down hill at high speed with the rozzers just behind! lol only one man conquered the world in flip-flops hahaha. Thanks for the upload!
Rozzers?
British slang for police. The first ever police force were set up in Rossendale Lancashire by Sir Robert Peele, who also set up a force in London who were known as the peelers, but that fell out of common use long before rozzer did, or as Bobbies - which is still in use.
Even Jesus didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
If poor Jesus only knew how his religion was going to be twisted he we would roll over in his. Oh yeah!
That was funny :)
I like how Ed resisted the strong temptation to do several Monty Python references, even though we were all thinking it
This is the first time I've seen Eddie without a dress of some kind
It was his/her mother's birthday & he/she thought this would make a nice birthday present to dear old mom :)
@@alainremi267 her
@@HorridDave Eddie is Genderfluid and does indeed use she/her but also doesn't mind he/him.
I prefer her with makeup and dressing fabulously.
He is still wearing knickers
Material improves considerably after another decade of practice.
The best
it is true that an army is lost without good shoes... my father once told me: the wepon of the infanterist is the boot
Wasn't Gary Glitter an infanterist?
@Rosida Andriyana Sounds like someone who kills infants. I know it's not, but it sounds like it.
Just the one boot?
"And that was why the Romans ruled the world"
"Mumbling in cold buildings"!
🎵 duck is lord, duck is lord, he is lord lord lord duck is lord 🎵
I wanna see him on QI!
"Never to one side" Never say "god is over there" -- Shinto does say that. Sometimes one is not allowed in the building where god is kept so you can't ask questions to the duck, and at others the god is a whole mountain or bay so it is difficult to know where to ask. I like the socks to sugar. And mumbling in cold buildings.
I can definitely see where he came up with his Dressed to Kill material
I saw Eddie Izzard's stand up once it was even better than this.
And thus from two socks Jesus made enough sugar form five thousand coffees
"Oh shit, good point" OMG HAHAHAH
5:45 The current tories.
Good point ha!
I came for the amusing spelling mistake and stayed for the comedy
In reference to the speed at which Jesus moves:
In the original Greek of the Gospel of Mark, the word "immediately" gets used quite frequently. It's multiple times each chapter. It's so odd that many translations edit it out because it sounds weird.
Covet!!!
Here's a duck miracle, a duck's quack will not echo.
Yes it will.
@MissTuxedoMask hahaha gotta love this guy
ye, think this is one of his earliest taped shows as well, is this one purchasable tho? great stuff as always :)
@shadd0kitty he does have painted nails :D
Religeon?
Jesus was a stoner? Christianity makes so much sense now!
@RomanticCrusader
yeah...the lack of glitter and shades of fuschia...just doesn't do his comedic style justice.
Ceilidh Wolfe i like both styles
Could someone sort out the spelling of religion...please...Eddie you were at school with my mate Keith...any chance of a drink soon :-)
"hey! You guys notice on page 1016 it says 'Jebus' .... That's not right?"
Tangled slinky
Jesus spent most of his time during his three years of preaching as a homeless beggar offering blessings for food and shelter.
Think about that the next time you see a homeless person offering you the same... WWJD? The same thing as a homeless person does now.
Of course not all people who offer blessings for food or money are homeless. Many of them are priests.
A great comedic mind. OK, he was racing a bit, still funny. Jesus = stand up..(Taxes?..render unto Caesar...Stoning a woman?...let he who is without sin cast the 1st ...etc). That's material Jesus used. Christians should not be offended...Jesus faced some tough audiences (still does in some Churches). Believe or not, at least this routine makes you think. It's a personal choice, & isn't it good that we have the freedom to choose?.
@gratz11 Yeah, or the movie My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
I thought those Earth creatures that go quack were called cats!!?
Jesus . . . " I'm not religious mate " take a point Eddie.
What stand up show is this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_at_the_Ambassadors
He tried this shit at SSE Glasgow , I was there , what a load of crap.
@@stewartmylett I guess it's horses for courses... that wikipedia link states: "The video led to Izzard being invited to the Just For Laughs Montreal Comedy Festival, awarded a British Comedy Award for "Top Stand Up Comedian", and receiving an Olivier Award nomination for "Outstanding Achievement"."
Well Stewart is just a miserable sod.
@@Trickynico55 Stewart probably lacks the education to relate to this.
watch what you say and do. god, the fellow who created the whole universe in all its complexity and amazing largeness, is obsessed with everything you do and say, not just you, everybody. he can do anything, omnipotent! yeah, created everything and he will get angry if you don't do as your told, and he will make you very uncomfortable, not for awhile, for eternity.. hilarious. until it happens.... well i've done my proselytizing. i'm a shoe-in for heaven.
Well done. You get 50 points for evangelizing.
This crowd was a little unresponsive. Maybe they were distracted by the fact that he wasn't "dressed."
"Religion" is the proper spelling. That really bothers me.
Yes, corrrekt
The internet spells the end of proper English.
"cover" thy neighbour's ox *facepalm* the word is "covet" [thy neighbour's ox], 'covet' being an archaic word for envy/desiring after something that already belongs to another
How about a screwdriver?
WHOOOOSH!
If you'd seen / listened to the whole show you'd know he makes a point about the whole cover/covet thing. That was the whole joke. This is just a clip taken out of the context of the entire show
Lol I am not religious, but I know how to spell religion. Or at least when I voice to text, my phone does.
religion. isnt that the right way to spell it?
@stormcat1 You're frightening me. Christianity makes sense to you now! Yikes!
@slatibaadfast lol'd at this comment.
Sorry it's Religion
It’s ‘RELIGION’! Make an effort, please.
religeon??? me thinks thee should have spent far more time in school rather than the mosque
Slatbaadfast. You should have spent more time in school too!
Why three question marks, do you need to ask three times? if you wish to make an emphatic question use ?!, or better still use an interrobang ‽
A sentence starts with a capital letter then ends with a full stop, and Mosque should be capitalised.
Nice name