Driver's Ed Teacher. Marc Yaffee - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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If I ever need a emotional support animal, I think I would get a Beaver. It's name would be Hydro Retention Construction Engineer. I would probably call him Dam It for short, in those stressful situations.
You're okay
😜😜😜😜🙃
Good idea Mark.
Mine would be a Sloth. They look like Excellent Huggers.
I love Hugs!!! 🤗
Good one 👍🏽🦫
This guy is great! I really did not want it to end so soon. 👍👍👏
Thanks Jenbear. Hopefully another Drybar special coming again.
@@MarcYaffee yes! Who do we contact for that?
@@MarcYaffee I follow you on Tik Tok also thank you for your humor
@@yup_its_ME.512 F km
He's so quick on his feet too, which is one of the most important abilities of a good comedian... to find comedy in everything with ease
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We didn't have ADD, we played in the street..... 😊👍
Ok I’m adopted and that “delivered by court order” joke may be the best adopted kid joke I ever heard 🤣
I love how this man takes his Native American roots to a level of comedy:
"I'd like to be preferred as original land owner" That sums up Native American right there.
Thanks for the good words, Steven.
I like to be referred to as Euro-invader. At least it's honest!
@@MarcYaffee with greetings of love to a Native American and owner from Poland 🇵🇱 Watch the Unconquered and you'll know we understand your land history very well.💕
@@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski Will check it out
Think on Jesus and your eternal soul when the laughter is over. "All things were made by him and without him was nothing made that was made." John 1:3. Clearly Jesus is the uncreated Creator.
"Jesus answered, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God.
That which is born of flesh is flesh and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
Marvel not that I say, Ye must be born again. John 3:5-7.
We have a problem. "The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked who can know it?" Jeremiah 17:9. We cannot save ourselves.
Jesus said to repent. The root word of repent is sorrow. [Noah Webster 1828 Dictionary online]. You can ask God to send the Holy Spirit, Luke 11:13. He will come and bring your sins to mind. This is painful because pride hates it! Continue until you 'see' your treatment of the God which gave you life and worth. Psalm 8. Cry out to Jesus to save you. He came with joy enduring the cross and despising the shame, Hebrews 12:2, to do just that.
Remember, Jesus was also fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3 and 10:12, 'this man.' He sweat blood, took the stripes, was crucified, died, was buried and rose again the third day.
O the deep, deep love of Jesus Christ! His blood washes white as snow.
I've never thought of my freezer being warmer than it is outside lmao!!!
I had a customer that was on the Detroit River. They store ingots of aluminum, of course neither heating nor cooling. In the winter you go outside to warm up.
Great comedian.
I think of it every snow as I shovel and try to keep my eyelashes from freezing together.
Mine is today here in Boston!
@@jenaogirl or snots from freezing
“...I’m a bargain hunter gatherer.” 😂
We could be relatives Becky.
Hey.....family! Lol
This was gold.
Sorry but I'm gonna have to use this absolutely priceless!
I LOVED that one! 🤣
Awesome! In graduate school I had a buddy from India. We were the most politically incorrect kids on campus. I called him "Dothead" and he called me "Featherhead."
_uw o
The good old days. People are a little too sensitive now imo
@@MarcYaffee the key is they were both cool with it. They were also both part of historically oppressed groups. That's very different than the time you called the Cuban guy at whole foods an illegal Mexican. It's also not comparable to that time you decided if black people get to use the nword so do you (really killed the vibe there).
This is my good friend Marc Yaffee. Consistent, fast paced, smart, and funny jokes! This guy needs to be on The Tonight Show, immediately! If Carson was still around, he would have shot through the roof by now!
George F.
Greenville, SC
His bit on grocery shopping hit home. My folks still drive 7 extra miles to go to their favorite store to save a buck on produce. Driving a old truck with non existent gas mileage. Probably spend more on gas than they save, but I guess if it makes them happy. /shrug
At about 4:35, I’m just imagining some people from a cold place being like, “quick! Get in the freezer!” After running in from the outside cold.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶
Being a Nigerian man, that bit he did about the Nigerian gps was hilarious
Cuz you do the scam??
@@adcreel9079 no because it was funny
@@bollatician250 ok, hahahahaha
Good just checkin. Lol 😋👍
@@adcreel9079 ?
Thanks Master Rati!
Fun fact: We have had a Native American vice-president named Charles Curtis, an enrolled member of the Kaw Nation. He was Herbert Hoover’s VP.
Another fun fact... all our elders here in Cherokee, NC say that President Abe Lincoln was actually conceived by a member here. His mother was sent away. Government would never admit it.
Love this guy! It's about time to see native American humor.
I absolutely love watching the comedians at Dry Bar Comedy. They are honestly some of the best I have ever listened to. This gentleman was so good!
Thanks for the good words.
@@MarcYaffee dude hilarious set.
I also love Dry Bar Comedy. Not just funny, but clean. No off color material.
@@MarcYaffee I have no clue haven't played in a long time
Totally agree 👍
Please, give him his own Netflix special!! He’s hilarious & we need more Native representation!!!
Yes, we want the full 1%.
Enough with the mindset that’s destroying our country. How about if a Native American wants to do comedy he just does it without someone handing out race cards?
Microchip, not buffalo chip 😄
That one was my favorite one too. 😂😂😂
Bargain hunter gatherer. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
And a Goodwill Hunter
I'm a bargain-hunter gatherer! 🤣👍🔥
And I like to go Goodwill Hunting.
Funny guy! "You HAVE received my last payment!"
Don’t true that line. They will just keep calling back.
@@MarcYaffee it was still funny man! Because I've sent my LAST payment to a couple creditors before the end of the loan, years ago!
"Navajo adopted by a Mexican mother and a Jewish father.
I'm a bargain-hunter-gatherer."
I'm DEAD!
I KNOW RIGHT???!!!!
I love this guy! BTW, I remember those old pull cloth hand towel contraptions. A cesspool of germs!
Yeah those things gross me out, rather not dry my hands at all
@@darrenswails I used to use toilet paper instead of those nasty germ towels.!!
@@yvonnegrassi2701 gotta do wacha gotta do
We had those in Australia too, some ancient places still do lol
@Mary Kay.... Agree-they would wrap around inside the metal container too. Thinking about that decades later makes me cringe
Marc shared so much truth about growing up pre-computer age. I like how he calls it “the 1900s”. You are a great comedian, Marc!
I read that a successful novelist was researching for his latest novel about Native Americans. He asked a tribal chief what was generally preferred - being called Indians or Native Americans or what? His answer was priceless:
"Native Americans? No. Call us Indians. We are fine with that. We're just glad Columbus didn't think he landed in Turkey."
Yup!
Hahaha
Funniest dude I’ve seen in a while!
Thanks!
Not all comedy has to be fart or rude language. Just some simple comedy is all I need,while I'm being nagged by the wife of why I'm laughing so much
I think that's drybar's theme. Clean comedy. A lost art.
Same here, only my husband says, "Turn that thing off." Who doesn't love good, clean comedy?
It’s part of the contract their performers sign - no bad language, some topic limitations (nothing too sexy, too druggy, too boozy).
Clean comedy is huge these days.
We're just getting older.
He's funny! Creative with his jokes and nothing vulgar! 👏
Thanks. Try to keep it clean.
I love this guy! 😂♥️ He is awesome. His entire set was hilarious. Love his perspective.
Thanks, Ayrista.
@@MarcYaffee hi why are you not verified if I may be so bold to ask? You are hilarious!
Think on Jesus and your eternal soul when the laughter is over. "All things were made by him and without him was nothing made that was made." John 1:3. Clearly Jesus is the uncreated Creator.
"Jesus answered, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God.
That which is born of flesh is flesh and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
Marvel not that I say, Ye must be born again. John 3:5-7.
We have a problem. "The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked who can know it?" Jeremiah 17:9. We cannot save ourselves.
Jesus said to repent. The root word of repent is sorrow. [Noah Webster 1828 Dictionary online]. You can ask God to send the Holy Spirit, Luke 11:13. He will come and bring your sins to mind. This is painful because pride hates it! Continue until you 'see' your treatment of the God which gave you life and worth. Psalm 8. Cry out to Jesus to save you. He came with joy enduring the cross and despising the shame, Hebrews 12:2, to do just that.
Remember, Jesus was also fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3 and 10:12, 'this man.' He sweat blood, took the stripes, was crucified, died, was buried and rose again the third day.
O the deep, deep love of Jesus Christ! His blood washes white as snow.
@@judyswiderski2682 ?
Who remember powdered soap in the school bathrooms?
😂🤣PTSD'DMV 🤣 I have ptsd & found this dude's comment so friggin funny at a personal level. 🥰 OMG, can't live anywhere that my freezer is warmer than outside 😂🤣. Had to pause & catch my breath from laughing so hard 🤣🥰 love love him
I almost didn't watch this guy because of the image picked for the cover. Glad I decided to watch, this guy is hilarious. When he said original landowner, I nearly died laughing. My original landowner or 'professor' in college made a similar joke and while the room fell deadly silent I chuckled about it for nearly a year.
Thanks for the good words, Howard.
She would bring over imaginary friends... I would make them take off their shoes 👟 before they come in 😂🤪
Lmao the Native American questions were so relatable ! 😂
Being Native American and Irish. I can really relate to the Native American questions. I grew up in Los Angeles, and some stupid questions, like
When you move to LA from Colorado, what was it like to move into a house instead of a
Teepee
The Nigerian GPS.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude has some great material!!
Thanks Boffin. Hopefully another Dry Bar special coming soon.
@@MarcYaffee Looking forward to it!! I'll be watching!!
“PTSDDMV” and we all knew what he meant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
This was a great video, great comedian. Really enjoyed it!
Thanks for laughing.
"The support dog needs a support dog"!! Love this guy!!! God bless him for leaving his Drivers Ed Teacher job with his marbles still intact. I know I drove (pun intended) my Drivers Ed Teacher crazy. He even yelled at me a few times! I'm pretty sure he had high blood pressure. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Our driver's ed class had a girl so dumb, she thought you were supposed to go fast over speed bumps.
Yes, i slept with her.😢
We had a driver's education teacher with a glass eye! He lost it in a car accident!!
Glad I didn't take driver's education class!!
@@mitchadams2815 😂😂🤣🤣
@@tinbanger66 😂😂🤣
@@mitchadams2815 before he lost it, he really could have kept an eye out for you!
I had forgotten about the powdered soap in bathrooms, and the roll of cloth. I always wondered how that cloth got cleaned just going round and round.
He brought back so many wonderful memories. I totally enjoyed him. Thanks Dry Bar.
Thanks Bob.
Man , you have some Great Material ! And you do a great job giving to us , Wow , you Good , Thanks !
Thanks, Ben. Hoping for another Dry Bar special soon.
This entire set fantastic 🔥🔥🔥 and the 🧻bit too funny 🤣
He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣. I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣. I'm an Original Landowner, too!
A friend's kid just got a cat for an emotional support animal to take to college with her, even though the dorm doesn't allow pets. Such a scam.
entitled people ruin everything for those that actually need it. I'm sure some people legit need one but most are full of it
Well, think of it as preventative support . I love animals so that’s great. I wish prisoners could have pets bc they could empty out shelters. Win win.
@@tinawindham6958 thatd be like punishment for the dogs.....stuck inside all day
Actuallly, “The Fair Housing Act (FHA) is a federal law that prohibits discrimination against tenants with disabilities.” It allows people with physical or mental disabilities to have an emotional support animal even if the housing has a ‘no pets’ policy.
Yeah, but a CAT! Cats should be allowed EVERYWHERE! 😀😺❤
OMG this guy slayed it!
Thanks Tyson. Who knew Provo, Utah likes to laugh so much
He is absolutely hilarious! I thoroughly enjoyed his set! Great laughs! Thank you. Blessings and One Love.🙏🏼💛
Marc Yaffee. Definitely a name to remember!!! Thank you Dry Bar!!!
Clever set, @Marc Yaffee. Native American refs, cafeteria, GPS references- smart & funny. Your pacing & delivery = natural.Thanks for bringing on the funny
Nigerian GPS is the most genious stand up pun I heard in a long time 👍
OH GOD!!! I'M not even 1/2 done with this video yet, and he mentioned Duluth, Minnesota. My parents lived up there for over 20 years. They would ask me to come up there during the summer. I would ask them what week is summer?
Lazy audience. Great comedy, man!
Thanks Corey!
Closed caption never matches up. I have seen him before. He is funny.
Marc is an outstanding comedian totally hilarious!
Bought some kale from a guy behind a dumpster at a city park
He's hilarious. I like his humor.
Oh my gosh this guy is so funny ! Definitely sharing
Thanks for sharing Jimi. Much appreciated.
This guy is so good!
That wasn't kale. lol
That’s what the cop said too!
Marc Yaffee, you are the smartest multicultural, age inclusive, tuned in and turned on comic anyone could dream of seeing! Everyone can relate to something in just this one set. I can smell that powdered soap and feel the sense of the world being my playground from not being raised as a snowflake! I have to listen to you again right now to go back and appreciate the full spectrum of smart/funny that you brought for everyone. The time is right for you to write a sitcom around an original land owner’s family dealing with the laughable issues of our shared times. Everyone I know is going to know your name. Brilliant, edgy, but not a hint of unkindness for anyone. Beautifully done. You are welcome at my fire anytime!
Beautifully said
🤣🤣🤣 Yes I am in Barrow AK and that da*n midnight sun is a game changer. When I first got here, I was up at 3 am cleaning. And he is right, kids be out at 3 am. We all just up and sleepy during the day. Love it.
I heard it takes a while to adjust.
We put aluminum foil on the bedroom windows. Works like a charm and keeps the bedroom cooler.
This guy is hilarious! " They don't really have Mexicans and Indians in Arizona. It's actually just well done white people..."🤣🤣🤣
"Microchip not buffalo chip" that's accurate, i worked for a home builder and every time I asked an Indian what the did for work it was always " I work in IT"
True, many Asian Indian computer wizards.
When India gained Independence the 1st thing govt did was set up tech schools. Entire country competes for those coveted seats. Soon to cater to the obsession engineering schools sprung up everywhere. And then the IT boom happened. So its like preparation met luck. Hence you see so many Indians. Most are not computer graduates but engineers from all walks, now in IT. In India even the top comedians are engineers.
I'm late to the party, but I had to comment. This guy is soooooo funny. Will be looking for more of him right after this.
This guy was really funny but the audience was terrible
Just bc you’re cute don’t beat up the audience
how were they terrible?
Tina Windham woof
John Tavers they hardly made a sound and were sooooo slow to get his jokes
As long as you laughed Sebastian. Thanks for watching.
So good I wish it was longer.
I was mad at the audience in the beginning. He deserved a better response for sure
why? I thought the audience was really good and enthusiastic?
Sometimes it takes them a few minutes out of the gate.
Most I have laughed in a while. Thanks! 😂
Thanks!
That spring door stopper was my imitation of a HARLEY DAVIDSON BIKE TAKING OFF.... drove my mom mad ...!!!!!!
That was childhood imagination at work, Nova.
Praise the Lord for Home Schooling.
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!! Laughed til I peed, honest truth.
Thanks, Colleen.
At least you didn't have to choose between "stream" and "Rain-Bird" . . .
Marc, your material is innovative and fresh. I check out a lot of comedy and you definitely have a gift.
Very, very good show.
Just realized Marc lived or worked in San Diego....that's where I know that guy with the extra 2 thumbs!
Small world!
Dude my cousin is missing his eye and his nut! I wish I could make that up! We call him half sak! ❤It's true!
Excellent Comedian. Very funny material, very good delivery and timing. It’s great to hear comedy without foul language.
Thanks Joe. My mom likes to see she helped “convince” me to work clean.
This guy is so funny. Added it to my YT stand up playlist. Thanks Dry Bar Comedy.
I appreciate the good words.
When I was in high school (in the ‘
mid-eighties), we had a driver ed teacher who, seemingly, didn’t wash his greasy hair & had horned-rim glasses with tape in the center a a cracked left lens.
I shite ye not. 😂 That isn’t a exaggerated description.
To make it worse, he
was an alcoholic, & used to pour whiskey in his coffee. He used to cut his hair with razor blades & had band-aides on various fingers from cuts.
😂
Anyhow, one day, someone slipped a sugar-cube with liquid LSD on it into his alcohol-spiked coffee.
About 30 minutes later he started muttering to himself & dismissed his classes for the day.
Not sure if he stayed locked up in the shop class or went home.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention he was also the shop teacher. Our driver ed class was held in the shop class.
Nothing better than a drunk, alcoholic teaching teens to use power tools & drive.
🤣
Wow that could've killed him
He wasn't paid enough to buy new lenses. I remember those days. Retired school teacher.
Dr. Ramon de Torres, yep. It is a shame how, in America, teachers are undervalued & underpaid.
It still doesn’t explain the greasy hair, cutting it with razor blades & the alcoholism.
He had problems much deeper than his pay.
Taxpayer money at work! Thanks for sharing.
Um yeah, that's assault.
This guy is hilarious!
Thanks Joe.
Brilliant. Too funny!
Thanks Liane.
Very funny guy
"Fresh baked peanut butter cookies...send in the girl scouts!" He missed that one. It was a gimme.
A great comedian. Good material, no swearing. Good blend, F. Nations bits with other observational stuff. The high school washroom bit was particularly funny...always hated that powdered soap and the Johnson & Johnson "wheel of Cholera"!! Personally don't care what a person's background is...funny is funny, and Marc is funny.
The guy with the thumbs should be a court reporter. He can type 20% faster.
True! Might be too distracting for the jurors though.
Omg I can't with him 😂😂😂😭😭
Great show, great laughs, great delivery. Thank you. Should get more views.
Never heard such!!! He's got to be the ultimate in comedy.
Thats a name to remember!
I saved this to listen over and over!! Great.
I like how a lot of his jokes are just him complaining lol
Newsflash.....You are the one that is complaining.
Brother, now that’s what I call comedy!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
HiLARious! So many LOLs I was glad I was by myself... exceptional.
It's easy to make a Maltese cross. Step on his tail.
Good pun!
😀
The Egyptian pyramid scheme joke was not only funny but also incredibly unexpected
OK … Thank you … I saw this comment before he got to that … Thanks ...
Blind Vision well don’t look in the comments until you’ve finished the video, especially for a comedy show.
@@WearingGoldluck Gotcha. Have a blessed day.
Blind Vision You too, hope you still thought the joke was funny too!
WearingGoldluck it’s fine. I can still appreciate the humor in the situation. In Egyptian pyramid scheme. Who knew?
I could listen to him all day, he's hilarious.
PTSDMV, lol.
You got a subscriber bro, keep on doing you, I hope this channel helps you make it big! Support from little England 👏👍
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**Mark Yaffee** is *fanflippinfunny* ! I'm a native of Utah, trying to transplant in West Virginia~ well then, y'all........
~Stay safe, & be good to one another~ ~Peace~
Enjoy West Virginia.
As a Redskins fan I loved his Redskins joke!
Too funny!!! My checks hurt from laughing so much.
Cheeks...or checks, too
My cheeks hurt from paying bills.
Thanks, Jason.
My mom and aunt use to make me do that when I came to visit. Everything had to be gotten at different stores. Took me half the day. If it isn't where I am at then I don't get it til later.
Refreshingly funny!
Thanks, Gaila
Clean cut comedy.... funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Straps for papps 🤣🤣🤣🤣 let's hope Al-queida or ISIS doesn't come out with a dirty bomb made of ground cashews, powdered milk or whole wheat flour or we're in trouble (start @ 26:50)