Guys I meant the process of getting the haircut made it the worst. Not the actual haircut. I think both heath and Riff Raff both look very cool. Fuck the haters!
He actually isn’t. He feeds of when people say he looks like a killer or something. Like in the beginning when he said he’ll track your IP address and heath said he looks scary, Jeff knows how to move the right way and how to act when people tell him stuff like that to make his character seem how people say it is. But this is only in front of the camera I’m sure he’s more chill off camera.
The line between Jeff being serious vs. sarcastic is soooooo slim but omg I'm scared and angry when he's angry and then rolling with his deadpan sarcasm. 🤣🤣🤣
He does do that sketchy thing were he looks around to room when he says things. And he always talks in the same tone no matter what. I think Jeff is a killer
Hey Sean, episode was great. Lot of pressure since the Gordon Ramsey episode but the new set and change in tone really add to the show. Reducing the number of sauces was a great call, can focus on the questions. I don't know how feasible it is, but it would be great if you could get Zane on the show. I'm a big fan of his and just want to know how he got his start
Heath’s right, you do get a really sketchy look on your face sometimes that scares me. Like, you’re pretty, but I feel like you’d also have no problem getting rid of someone if you needed to.
That’s Mariah , Heaths GF. She’s awesome. But yeah Jeff’s so funny I think when he’s zoned in on a particular thing there could be a stampede of elephants go past him and he wouldn’t blink. lol
"How did Zane get his start? (Laughs) How did Zane get his start? If you weren't doing youtube right now what would you be doing? be a cop do you know how Zane got his start?! LMFAO .......vine
Jeff is the best. The perfect mix of comedy and interesting content like when he actually asked Heath about his twitter comment about if you don't like America
I love this guy but Jason Nash said it best while being trained by him "he gives off a really strong serial killer vibe" but I think I like him more for it
Guys I meant the process of getting the haircut made it the worst. Not the actual haircut. I think both heath and Riff Raff both look very cool. Fuck the haters!
Jeff Wittek 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Lmao you did a great job thi
Jeff Wittek cut cody ko hair
Jeff Wittek Brooo ! You are beyond funny ! If you are ever in Idaho let me know ✌️
“You’re cute but scary” legit the best way to describe Jeff
*you're
you’re
You’re
TeeqoLegend ➊ It says you’re
Jasmine Henry Ik I’m playin witchu 😭😂. Wanted to keep it goin lmao
Thanks for washing guys! let me know who's hair I should cut next? maybe David haha lmao?!
I came so fast
Jeff Wittek hurry up and kidnap David and shave his head 😂
Cut your own hair
Ok
Jeff Wittek mine hehe
They should’ve casted Jeff to play Ted Bundy instead of Zac Efron
hahaha
Seriously!
10/10 would let jeff butcher me and my haircut 😂💀👌
Chris McKyle alright now don’t get crazy
Jeff Wittek why did I hear this ?
How did Zane get his start gets funnier every time.
Mira S YES IT DOES
Fr
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
How did Zane get his start?
But how did he get his start?
🤣🤣🤣
Jeff has to be one of the hardest ppl to read
only if you cant read people
D P; oh shut up weeb, you just seem full of yourself in just six words
@@ncp61398 get over yourself
He actually isn’t. He feeds of when people say he looks like a killer or something. Like in the beginning when he said he’ll track your IP address and heath said he looks scary, Jeff knows how to move the right way and how to act when people tell him stuff like that to make his character seem how people say it is. But this is only in front of the camera I’m sure he’s more chill off camera.
@@ncp61398 ^what he said.
“You’re a very cute but scary guy...”
*LOLOLOLOL*
Rachel Rolison soooo accurate 😂😂
He is
serial killers r usually good looking
Lmao frrr
Ted Bundy
David needs to sit in that damn chair and held against his will. He needs the magical power of Jeff's beautiful embrace and touch. Come on Dave
yeah, so he can finally get a good haircut
Not gonna happen, he's kind of a crybaby. Nothing against him tho
Hispanics usually look better with haircuts because they have nice and dont have a receding hairline so they can do the edge up
He’s balding
Kayla Stannard I hope he never cuts his mop it’s so cute
no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
jeff: “how’d zane get his start?”
emmywemmy I read this at the exact time Jeff said that
@@livleslie5266 Why would you read that 6 times ?
viNE
how did*
Every time he asked that it killed me lmaoooo
"It's fit tea, it's even worse"
No comments??
liz 😂😂😂
“how did zane get his start” took me out 😂😂
Hell yeah! 😂😂
Vine!!! Vine
You have to get Alex Ernst
PLEASE!!!!!
I can hear a broken Ikea table
It would be such sarcastic and amazing humor
that'd be a heavy episode tbh
*Mariah does a backflip*
Everyone: oh good lord
Everyone: wOw.
Jeff: how did zAnE get he’s sTaRt?
Taydin_is_gay 1 me too
Shanaaz Fredericks liked so u could get to 420
@@adrianisufi5241 lol
“You’re atheist.
You’re Christian”
“That’s the one”
Not close at all
Erica Roberts no shit
Jeff:Have u ever been arrested?
Heath:No, I haven’t
Jeff:Me neither
Thanks I couldn't hear it in the video
"How did Zane get his start?"
How did zane get his starr
ow did Zane get his staaa
I died! 🤣🤣
jeff: you’re an atheist
*super confused face*
jeff: you’re a...a christian?
heath: yea , that’s the one
Jeff: So, so...you believe a woman got pregnant without having sex?
I'm ur 1k like
@@Chunkymonkyie thank you very much
This was the most hot mess episode yet and I loved it
Fat fat agree
Jeff has the funniest sarcastic humour! Definitely cut David's hair next!!
12:01 Heath questioning the cocaine on the mirror
Marwan Alsamraay cant believe more ppl didnt notice😂
I honestly didn't know what he was pointing to
Sooo funny and how they cut it at exactly the right time :D
Brent Cousins I know 😂
TenxID haha yea I’m surprised no one caught it
We love that Jeff has coke lines on his mirror
Harmony Art speak for yourself because I don’t love drugs
@@ballintothemax8241 you're a little bitch
@@ballintothemax8241 skrrt tf outta here
@@ballintothemax8241 pussy
Grow up and do coke like an adult
This is my favorite series ever!! I’m so glad you’re getting the recognition your channel deserves. 😊
thank you!
Same! I used to watch this before he was part of the vlog squad and thought it was hilarious and now it’s even better😊
I agree with Mariah!
Alison Mitchell 💗
Irelyn Vale yes!! I can’t wait to watch him get his first mill.
Hi nerf
Your Podcast is the best part of my Thursday.
Fuck you but tell David that pepe hinks said hi
What's good joe
hi daddy
Jeff gives off the sociopath vibe.
Also the drug addiction vibe
11:56
@@shannoncox5970 hi
yet hes just very sarcastic
He went to prison for dealing drugs
the fuck? some kinda drugs
Heath is the one person that looks normal with a mullet
I laughed so freaken much. Been waiting for this episode since Dobrik gave us that sneak peek
Life and Rice Animation lmfao fr!!
The line between Jeff being serious vs. sarcastic is soooooo slim but omg I'm scared and angry when he's angry and then rolling with his deadpan sarcasm. 🤣🤣🤣
when Jeff said: "I only know the old Heath"
my mind automatically went: "the doin' blow Heath."
This david guy has good pranks, he should have his own youtube channel
Agreed! Hahahahaha
He should
And a second channel for extras, that would be cool
Yogur Please yea that would sound so cool!
I was expecting someone to say, “ He does”
I just want to know how Zane got his start dammit :(
vine
Sky B how did Zane get his start
hoW dId zAnE gEt hIs sTArt
Jeff your brining a really cool brand of comedy youtubes been lacking. We appreciate u.
what I've been thinking I like this guy
“Reggie you weren’t supposed actually give me the hot one. “ 😂😂😂
Everyone missed that at the first 😂😂
Will we ever find out how Zane got his start?
[ PRODUCER ] he said vine lol 😂 after he ate the wing haah
Paula Solorio you missing tha joke
“How dare you get your life together” 😂
Me to all of my friends when they start getting their shit together and I'm still struggling lmao
VioletSky lol same 😅
He does do that sketchy thing were he looks around to room when he says things. And he always talks in the same tone no matter what. I think Jeff is a killer
someone make a jeff being sketchy for twelve minutes straight video i need to watch it
tay m yes 👏please👏
tay m it’s just one of he his videos reposted lol
😂😂😂😂😂
there were multiple other people in the room
no one:
jeff: so how’d zane get his start
Jeff, jail did you so good
I mean.. you just MIGHT end up cutting David’s hair...
THATS how far you’ve come, and that’s far my friend
Vlog Squawk lol! David is the one who should feel happy to get his haircut by Jeff if anything.. he’s so talented
G I meaaaaan. He likes his long shaggy hair lol. It is a privilege to shave that forest hahaha
Jeff's monotone sarcasm 👏👏😂😂
“welcome back to hot ones, the show with hot questions and an even hotter host”
Jeff: “Bring out the piss we just squeezed out of the dog” LMAOOOOOO
I love that the whole vlog squad basically shows up to watch these from the sidelines now, even Liza on FaceTime Hahahaha
Love it when he acts sketchy lmfao
akrtr160 “acts” LOL
10:30
“Just relax. Relax”
“anD ExpOSe My jUguLaR?!”
“…ok”
Makayla Takang LMAO i loved this too
Jeff just plays on the fact that everyone found him creepy at first and now it's just become his thing...
And I oop
I dont even think hes creepy😂😂
Georgia Maurice did you just oop? That’s so weird
*Heat's haircut just called me an ''illegal immigrant''*
heath probably calls people illegal aliens on his alt twitter account
Nibba Jon LMFAOOOO damn
heat
For real
Hahahahahaha omg u had me
"you look like you gained 15 pounds of muscle" lmao that was accurate
Heath looks like jeff hardy
hahaha he does!
Girlllll I already had a crush on him and then you go and say this to make me love him even more
HAHAHAHAHA YEAAAA
Yess😂 I was just thinking that lol
I came to the comments just to see if anyone else thought this
“The way u look and talk just looks like u wanna hurt somebody” 😂💀👏🏼
Hey Sean, episode was great. Lot of pressure since the Gordon Ramsey episode but the new set and change in tone really add to the show. Reducing the number of sauces was a great call, can focus on the questions. I don't know how feasible it is, but it would be great if you could get Zane on the show. I'm a big fan of his and just want to know how he got his start
He was on the show
This isn’t the hot ones RUclips channel??
@@shairataira that's the joke
@@theplourde hey uhhh that's the joke
r/whoooooooshh
I feel like David shows up to these videos just to compensate the fact that he doesn't want Jeff to cut his hair hahahah
Heath’s right, you do get a really sketchy look on your face sometimes that scares me. Like, you’re pretty, but I feel like you’d also have no problem getting rid of someone if you needed to.
Just makes him sexier
Bailey Knight Ted Bundy fangirls are shaking
😂
It’s a Staten Island thing
“You have so many piercings on you, I don’t wanna rip any out!”... that was the sweetest moment Jeff’s ever had.
People keep saying they love Jeff’s dry humor but there’s nothing about me that’s dry when I watch Jeff
Lmaoooooo
If that isn't the truth !!!!!
Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha omg I laughed so hard at your comment Mel thanks for that ;>)
mood
Mel Rose SIS I FELT THAT!!!!
Cut David dobrik's hair He really needs it lmao
workin on it lol
David has a specific place that he gets his hair cut at and he won’t go anywhere else
Jeff Wittek David wont let him
@@JeffWittek can I be the first girl that you cut their hair Please
*girl does impressive back flip out of nowhere*
Jeff: so how did Zane get his start?
Tonya Trotman lol 😂
That was so funny 🙈
That’s Mariah , Heaths GF. She’s awesome.
But yeah Jeff’s so funny I think when he’s zoned in on a particular thing there could be a stampede of elephants go past him and he wouldn’t blink. lol
jeffs humor is the kind where you can’t tell if he’s kidding or not and I live for it
I love how dramatic heath was after eating the hot wing and Jeff just didn't care lol!
Girl its a joke lol I'm speaking on how dramatic the scene was. Try and see the light in things
Jeff "how'd Zayn get his start" Wittek
Dong Lord Zane*
How’d zayn get his start
Butt Hole Zane*
How’d Zayn get his start
Juno Dovah Zane*
No one:
Jeff: So what's next for you?
Pewdiepie
Heath:never really watched him
Logan paul
Heath:never really watched him
David Dobrik
Heath:my best friend
David: *YES*
Trash
Facts
David - "is it piss"
Jeff - "yeah"
David - "who's"
Jeff - "the dog it's fresh, it's organic"
Might be the best conversation I've ever heard
Heath actually
No it was David
It’s heath
No it was David
Le Monke actually it’s heath
"How did Zane get his start?
(Laughs)
How did Zane get his start?
If you weren't doing youtube right now what would you be doing?
be a cop
do you know how Zane got his start?! LMFAO
.......vine
shannon obuchowski this had me dying LOL
So I guess David works for Jeff now 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️ that's how the mafia works
no one:
absolutely no one:
jeff: have another wing
Why the "no one:"
*WE MISS THE OLD HEATH, THE DOING BLOW HEATH*
Who else remembers that from David’s vlogs? Haha
I so wanted to say this, but didnt wanna copy!!!
Kelly Salinas do it ! No one will notice haha
I was saying that the whole time they were talkin about him changing!
“? Haha “
Anyone know which vlog it was?
I will willingly give Jeff my IP address
Awkward Squid he doesn’t want your ip
Ball into theMax I'm self aware of that thank you *t(**-**t)*
"Put your head back and relax".... "AND EXPOSE MY JUGULAR?" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
sounds like something Dwight schrute would say
how is no one talking about how they tayler holder was just over there with them and they put him in the vid for a bit
Jeff low-key scares me but damn he's funny
“i will track down your ip address and come deal w you personally”
... in that case, you’ve got weird shaped biceps 💪
jeff wya
Give Alex ernst a haircut
“How dare you get your life together!”😂
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a soul:
Mariah: *backflip*
after
“how did zane get his start?”
*_THE HOT ONES_* 🤣👏🏽 this is easily my favorite series on RUclips. Well done, homie
Skincarejunkie ooof i forgot about ladylike... which is a good thing lol
i loved how zane had his phone turned around so liza could see health but it was still on zanes face
Honestly I wouldn’t mind getting kidnapped by Jeff and day of the week
Who׳s day of the week?
IM STILL WAITING FOR VARDONS REVENGE ON THE BOUNCY CASTLE
wait wrong video
Edit: The most likes I've ever gotten, thank you, oh yeah yeah
Sorry to bother but I'm really tryna make it as a rapper. It'd mean a lot to me if you could check it out
Lmao you too
“have you ever gotten arrested?”
“no”
“haha me neither” 😂
You really need to be in HotOnes 😯
Fátima Glez over 250 likes and no comments?
Your welcome
Tactical Toddler 😯 wait what? Didn’t even notice haha well 😏
Easily the best "Jeff's Barbershop" video yet. LMAO
I miss the old Heath, the doing blow heath
Sara Atbaei the getting snowed Heath
YALL REMEMBER WHEN HE SNORTED ANTS 🐜
I even bought merch from Heath, I thought I was Heath
This made me so happy HAHAHAHAHAZ
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Okay, the new “Jeff’s Barbershop” animation is incredible
Jeff has weird biceps
stay where u are
Jeff Wittek I’m fucking weak 😂😂😂
i want him to track me down 😝😝
Jeff Wittek waiting
you done goofed. he backtraced you already
3:53 everytime I see Jeff's face in a video
jeff just jumped up to 2nd best channel in the vlog squad behind david
zane's second best
@@shathaat5647 nah
"How did Zane get his start" lmaaaaooooooo can we just ask that every video 😂😂
Is no one gonna comment about the coke lines? 😂
Right!?!?!!
dude my thoughts exactly bahaha
I was waiting for this comment LOL
The comment I was searching for before I said something 😂😂😂
YES IKR!!!!
I like how there’s cocaine just casually chilling on the mirror 😂
Thats what Im saying 😂
‘David Dobrik’ “my best friend” *David in the background* “YASSS” he’s so cute
thumbs up for the coke residue on the mirror lmao
It’s from whatever powder blew out of the hair dryer as a prank
Kind of reminds me of Eric Andre, subtly freaking out the guests until they can't handle it anymore.
me too!!
my favorite part was when jeff asked, “how’d zane get his start?”
Great episode just pissed off that Zane wont tell us how he got his start
Jeff is the best. The perfect mix of comedy and interesting content like when he actually asked Heath about his twitter comment about if you don't like America
That mirrors lookin a little dusty...
Rand Fuller sniff sniff lolol
It's cocaine residue.
Right do that shit!, 😂
fuck i thought it was chocolate
It's from David's prank
Heath: I’d be a police officer
Me: 👀😶
HAHA MEEE
He's a trump supporter so he'd be perfect
@@miss42310 how do you know that i don't think he is a trump supporter
miss42310 how does him supporting trump equate to him being a perfect cop? if he ever decided to be one
@@amberrogers9941 it doesn't at all he has to train for it
I love this guy but Jason Nash said it best while being trained by him "he gives off a really strong serial killer vibe" but I think I like him more for it
I love the “Hot Ones” bit. That was flawless and out of nowhere.
10/10.
Jeff's videos make me incredibly nervous.. Like they will be on a Netflix documentary when he becomes a serial killer..
Bruh 😅
Is no one taking about how he had Taylor hostage in his closet💀💀
That shit killed me 💀
David choking him and Jeff saying “yeah we can probably use him later for you” was the realest
@@empac8631 that joke didn’t land as well after the dom stuff
@@kM-er8oz I caught it more of a “David is super gay” joke
@@kM-er8oz it works fine