Pomu and Millie crying laughing over a meme about how guys pee【NIJISANJI EN】

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @thunderring8056
    @thunderring8056 2 года назад +8716

    The worst is when it shoots out SIDEWAYS and you quickly have to do something about it.

    • @icetrey8662
      @icetrey8662 2 года назад +1201

      Recoil

    • @NaiHmee
      @NaiHmee 2 года назад +421

      Happened when I was drunk once almost have to change my pants

    • @SuperButcherPete
      @SuperButcherPete 2 года назад +569

      And it always sucks to stop mid piss, but then you have to clean up as well

    • @Vondular
      @Vondular 2 года назад +615

      Nah there's a moment mine was shoots two different ways, up and down and then get joined again after two seconds

    • @ShiroiYuki.
      @ShiroiYuki. 2 года назад +52

      What?
      How?

  • @Boxoflife
    @Boxoflife 2 года назад +4208

    The guys freaking out, the girls freaking out and then there's Enna: "YOOOO HE SITS DOWN ON THE TOILET IT'S CLEANERRRRR"

    • @wanabid98
      @wanabid98 2 года назад

      Enna is weirdly enthusiastic when it come to toilet like her's naked shittimg ritual.

    • @Jeinn9095
      @Jeinn9095 2 года назад +352

      Makes sense considering she literally only does number 2 without any clothes on to ensure MAXIMUM cleanliness that she'd care about that lmao.

    • @RichArchilles
      @RichArchilles 2 года назад +129

      Arguable depending on if it's the public loo. Yeah, urinals don't have tp, but if possible I don't want to go near the place where God knows who did what.

    • @Mindofthequill
      @Mindofthequill 2 года назад +270

      I was dying at her suddenly going YOU CAN PEE WHEN YOURE ERECT?! Enna you sweet summer child lmao

    • @xomm
      @xomm 2 года назад +162

      Enna mentioned in a zatsu before that she tried to get her roomie's BF to sit to pee so that it doesn't splash in her bathroom 😂

  • @NotserpHrrib
    @NotserpHrrib 2 года назад +7022

    Watching Pomu’s neurons connect when Shu says he sits and the loss of sanity that follows is so good lmao, NijiEN’s chemistry is incredible

    • @guillermorobledo2842
      @guillermorobledo2842 2 года назад

      I've read that only gays sit when peeing because they're more cleaner than us straight dudes.
      I can't imagine sitting to only take a leak so I cannot grasp this concept.
      Does not compute.

    • @donnie7897
      @donnie7897 2 года назад +173

      It’s genuinely such a funny moment

    • @skye9369
      @skye9369 2 года назад +6

      What does it mean tho? İ didnt understand :(

    • @FrankToasty
      @FrankToasty 2 года назад +127

      @@skye9369 Remember the meme Pomu saw? The meme where a guy sits down when peeing and it directed towards the gap of the toilet so his pee came out of the gap and splashed his legs and possibly his pants too.
      I think Pomu thought of that meme immediately when she heard Shu said "He sits" when peeing. And looks like yes judging by what Enna said, "splashes".

    • @TopKunt
      @TopKunt 2 года назад

      @@FrankToasty How would that even happen though? Like Fulgur said, you'd have to be erect and even then i don't see that happening often. Maybe if a guy is hung and his dick gets stuck in between, but then how would THAT happen....

  • @FrameDodge
    @FrameDodge 2 года назад +3556

    Pomu and Millie's unhinged laughter is such a blessing

    • @chocolatesquirrel2002
      @chocolatesquirrel2002 2 года назад +24

      @@deathraider87 no

    • @stormhawkdude
      @stormhawkdude 2 года назад +2

      @@chocolatesquirrel2002 then Kier will find you. And he'll use The Hair Brush.

    • @akiwikangaroo4438
      @akiwikangaroo4438 2 года назад

      @@deathraider87 ok so I agree with all of this but why the fuck is this being said on an Chinese cartoon clip about piss?

  • @Shadowand-ko5zx
    @Shadowand-ko5zx 2 года назад +3475

    Pomu absolutely losing her shit made me laugh so hard, never would’ve thought peeing would be so funny

    • @MapleLeaf2501
      @MapleLeaf2501 2 года назад +123

      And Selen's "Just Kill Me" tone is the cherry on top.

    • @Isobet
      @Isobet 2 года назад +36

      Peeing's always been funny

    • @bailujen8052
      @bailujen8052 2 года назад +2

      @@Isobet 2:21

    • @Bagstard
      @Bagstard 2 года назад

      certified piss fairy moment

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 11 месяцев назад

      she is the piss fairy

  • @OmegaGlops
    @OmegaGlops 2 года назад +3818

    This is the SECOND TIME that Enna has brought up her preference that guys sit down when they pee. She is ADAMANT about this subject lmfao

    • @HorseandHattock
      @HorseandHattock 2 года назад +279

      She's right. It's also gross that urinals don't have toilet paper. Guys are gross.

    • @justawanderingvegetable4847
      @justawanderingvegetable4847 2 года назад

      @@HorseandHattock ur clearly someone who doesn’t know the anatomy of a guy’s private part, and dont know why urinals exist like that for the guys on public restrooms. The mens private parts doesn’t need the same thorough and picky hygiene as the women’s private part does, we do not have an open private part unlike women, which is why women are more prone to complications down there due to improper hygiene. Do you ur research properly, before you start calling “guys are gross”.

    • @norasyikinali6283
      @norasyikinali6283 2 года назад +434

      Enna was traumatized from that one time her roomie brought back a boy lmao.

    • @Despotic_Waffle
      @Despotic_Waffle 2 года назад +541

      @@HorseandHattock we just shake it off like Taylor swift

    • @drakenguard95
      @drakenguard95 2 года назад +483

      @@HorseandHattock lol that would be disgusting. I’d never use toilet paper that was next to a urinal JFC. Those rolls would get nasty so fuckin quick.

  • @groerhahn225
    @groerhahn225 2 года назад +4384

    Meanwhile Rosemi's just sitting there in the stream, deeply confused, not understanding a single thing they say. Poor baby.

    • @ougioshino6940
      @ougioshino6940 2 года назад +549

      Rosemi staying silent and confused when the others talk about yabe stuff is like a tradition at this point

    • @guillermorobledo2842
      @guillermorobledo2842 2 года назад +134

      Aww, poor innocent mind.

    • @kevsonkeyboard
      @kevsonkeyboard 2 года назад +381

      Selen: Rosemi, do you want to be the leader of Team CoochieSlayers?
      Rosemi: YEAH!!!

    • @guillermorobledo2842
      @guillermorobledo2842 2 года назад +23

      @@kevsonkeyboard lol

    • @EnergyBurst2
      @EnergyBurst2 2 года назад +54

      I get the feeling what actually happened is she muted herself.

  • @arthries
    @arthries 2 года назад +1586

    "A popular image spoken by the masses"
    made me fucking lose it, Shu's choice of words is fantastic

  • @principalflame5199
    @principalflame5199 2 года назад +2076

    Millie coming in clutch with the no context yab
    Edit: Omg Pomu is L O S I N G I T

    • @flashtirade
      @flashtirade 2 года назад +45

      Millie continues to be based

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy 2 года назад +29

      She was this close to dying laughing.

  • @jorrsky
    @jorrsky 2 года назад +802

    I wear that last Superchat as a badge of honor

  • @usny2922
    @usny2922 2 года назад +1847

    pomu hitting the mental brakes before she got to “stream” in “if i could do the splits i would stream it” and then ending stream was peak comedic timing 😂

    • @goocodstp2392
      @goocodstp2392 2 года назад +33

      Are you the one who sent Pomu's superchat during the Crab Game collab telling the audacity of Finana's says about survival of the fittest?

    • @usny2922
      @usny2922 2 года назад +24

      @@goocodstp2392 sure am

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 2 года назад +15

      I fkn died man. I haven't laughed so hard to cough so badly in a long time. I'm fkn crying man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @asplasticgods2725
    @asplasticgods2725 2 года назад +906

    I swear to god, NijiEN needs to have an intervention about their collective piss obsession at this point lol. The amount of times the subject comes up is unreal.

    • @ikmal017
      @ikmal017 2 года назад

      Piss is part vtuber community
      Mmm suipiss

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 2 года назад +51

      No no, we're onto something here. A quarter of hololive has a thing for holding in their pee as well!

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 2 года назад +11

      Wait till they play tf2 and find jarate

    • @cyantile5490
      @cyantile5490 2 года назад +21

      Pissydachis

    • @communismwithgiggles2515
      @communismwithgiggles2515 2 года назад +1

      Oh well Selen already knows about that

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 2 года назад +1246

    I love that every guy immediately knew what a "split stream" was. Except Luca at first. Our innocent boy. Until his switch is flipped.

    • @orbitalvagabond
      @orbitalvagabond 2 года назад +156

      He thought it was about video streaming at first.

    • @rah9722
      @rah9722 2 года назад +14

      Split streams suck

    • @colinvoorneveld
      @colinvoorneveld Год назад +1

      What does it mean though

    • @franciscojavier8140
      @franciscojavier8140 Год назад

      i mean i also know what it is but i didnt know there was a term for it lol

    • @leetaeryeo5269
      @leetaeryeo5269 Год назад +2

      @@colinvoorneveldidk if you’re serious, so I’ll define it. It’s when you pee, but the stream splits in two (or on super rare occasions, three), so you have multiple streams of pee going in different directions. Often times there’ll be one going straight forward and another stream going almost 90 degrees from it.

  • @Freelancer90
    @Freelancer90 2 года назад +996

    I love how Rosemi just goes quiet once the topic comes up

    • @MapleLeaf2501
      @MapleLeaf2501 2 года назад +195

      Selen too.
      You can tell which ones lean more towards wholesome, ha ha ha (although Selen has her moments too).

    • @mymindsin144p4
      @mymindsin144p4 2 года назад +101

      @@MapleLeaf2501 More less of wholesome and more like uncomfortable 😅 I feel a bit bad since they're in a call with Millie, you can't exactly avoid those topics..

    • @kimberlysingson8742
      @kimberlysingson8742 2 года назад +160

      @@mymindsin144p4 yeah, millie and enna have champagne before the call so their unseisoness just went 10x stronger. After they left, the stream went normal. And to think that millie's stream vods never had demonetization yet is unbelievable.

    • @MapleLeaf2501
      @MapleLeaf2501 2 года назад +16

      @@mymindsin144p4 Also very true, lol.

  • @emd5492
    @emd5492 2 года назад +582

    Poor Selen “I just wanted to be here to wish you a happy birthday” 😭 she wanted no part of this lmao

    • @MrTigracho
      @MrTigracho 2 года назад +36

      She sounded so done...

  • @fuyu856
    @fuyu856 2 года назад +490

    4:28 the fact that Millie and Pomu understands why both of them are laughing LMAO PLEASEE

  • @Frame206a
    @Frame206a Год назад +44

    4:36 “I’m losing it rn bestie” moment for Millie and Pomu

  • @OverseasFan
    @OverseasFan 2 года назад +236

    Pomu and Millie dying, then Luca realizing why LMAO

    • @kimberlysingson8742
      @kimberlysingson8742 2 года назад +15

      It's bcoz they sent the photo on the VC text. Pomu never showed the picture to him, only to millie.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +1043

    That Splitstream Sam made me laugh 😂😂
    Poor Pomu lol. Shu's birthday stream, such a -split- chaotic stream xD
    I love NijiEN when they're gathering like that, they're like bunch of friends talking about silly things while chilling. てぇてぇ 😆

    • @kitsinthewebs222
      @kitsinthewebs222 2 года назад +29

      Now there's a pretty meme! Exquisite!

    • @chavita8009
      @chavita8009 2 года назад

      TeTe about piss talk 🤔

    • @Shagaru_Bleed
      @Shagaru_Bleed 2 года назад +14

      @@kitsinthewebs222 NOW *THERE'S* A PRETTY MEME! *EXQUISITE!*

  • @kimberlysingson8742
    @kimberlysingson8742 2 года назад +563

    there will never be a seiso moment when enna and millie's in a call. After they left, the stream is normal again. They're 10x yabai bcoz of champagne

  • @vtuberdoodles
    @vtuberdoodles 2 года назад +365

    as much as i loathe the monthly blood sacrifice, i am quite happy that i don't have to deal with streams. i salute to you, thing havers.

    • @Vaporeon_Did-you-know
      @Vaporeon_Did-you-know 2 года назад +136

      Thank you for the glorious wording. I will henceforth refer to myself as a thing haver.
      And yeah, split stream's a bitch. Almost threw my back out a couple of times having to reposition myself at the speed of light

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 2 года назад +45

      Imagine being Shield Hero but female, all you needed for Blood Sacrifice skill is your usual periods

    • @TheErilaz
      @TheErilaz 2 года назад

      It has its perks and disadvantages. Getting it stuck in the zipper is definitely not a advantage. And breaking it during sexy time is not an funny experience.
      I fortunately haven't experienced those,- but one female friend proceeded to ram her hip bone straight into my fuze box when she tried to sit on my lap.
      I promptly threw her off and doubled over gasping in pain.

    • @L.A.M.B_B4
      @L.A.M.B_B4 2 года назад +46

      @@LunarEdge7 What the fuck?

    • @hzo42069
      @hzo42069 2 года назад +23

      @@LunarEdge7 wtf am i reading?

  • @spongebobfan78
    @spongebobfan78 2 года назад +214

    4:13 I love how Shu's avatar was moving like he was actually scooting over after hearing something.

  • @cafuneandchill
    @cafuneandchill 2 года назад +457

    Funnily enough, split stream is also sometimes referred to as "snake tongue", which is kinda fitting considering Pomu was drawing Arboks during that...

  • @miso4030
    @miso4030 2 года назад +311

    I love how shu is always calmly and honesty entertaining millie and enna's curiosity about this shit 🤣 reminds me of enna's birthday stream about nuts

  • @HazeOvO
    @HazeOvO 2 года назад +441

    Lmfao I love how Pomu genuinely rage quit her stream but chat didn't stop with the puns.

  • @Axle_J
    @Axle_J 2 года назад +141

    Luca's "YOOOOOO" and subsequent laughter along with Pomu fucking dying absolutely killed me

  • @twanchee206
    @twanchee206 2 года назад +177

    The toilet seat thing only happens to you once. Never again.

    • @RepublicOfUs
      @RepublicOfUs 2 года назад +28

      Truth.

    • @FuFightersStudio
      @FuFightersStudio 2 года назад +25

      False ;) Just gotta be sufficiently drunk

    • @twanchee206
      @twanchee206 2 года назад +19

      @@FuFightersStudio may the gods have mercy on your soul.

    • @darkthunder2776
      @darkthunder2776 2 года назад +1

      Unless your young.

    • @tavi9598
      @tavi9598 2 года назад +11

      It is indeed a mistake you make only once. That's the day you discover that some toilet bowls are less accomodating than others. From then on, you remember to tuck.
      As for split streams, I have some sage advice for you guys; check your gun for bore obstruction before pulling the trigger. A good way of doing this is pinching around the tip gently. I was taught this trick as a child and have never suffered from a split stream.

  • @pelicanhunter6377
    @pelicanhunter6377 2 года назад +198

    Rosemi completely silent during the entire interaction lmao

  • @oomay1925
    @oomay1925 2 года назад +113

    6:14 idk why Shu's face sends me with that image on the screen 🤣

  • @renegadeparlame1756
    @renegadeparlame1756 2 года назад +363

    I remember waking up after a long sleep, eyes and brain half functional. I lazily went to the toilet, let the big guy rip, and the stream went in 3 directions + had a sprinkle blasting towards the toilet seat. Took me a solid second to realize what happened and the wiener juice was all over the toilet and the surrounding area.
    A very fun and engaging 10 minutes of cleanup happened right after.

    • @jtwill930
      @jtwill930 2 года назад +98

      and this is why I sit.
      shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

    • @CleveryBoy
      @CleveryBoy 2 года назад +1

      You can say pee. Weiner juice, really?

    • @sputnikscopershoot99
      @sputnikscopershoot99 2 года назад +14

      i couldnt agree anymore, i hate tri streams

    • @HEX33C1FF
      @HEX33C1FF 2 года назад +91

      The legendary four leaf clover, wow. I wasn't even sure it was real.

    • @MrTigracho
      @MrTigracho 2 года назад +6

      Why did I read this

  • @YeatcheezO7
    @YeatcheezO7 2 года назад +51

    I just realized this video has two streams split evenly, this clipper is genius

  • @Kyuanz
    @Kyuanz 2 года назад +201

    Millie really is the cultured one
    The other day elira saying the "pick up line" only to Millie because she's the only one who wouldn't mind
    Now this...

  • @chillNinjaLowSkill
    @chillNinjaLowSkill 2 года назад +96

    Every time it’s someone’s birthday in NijiEN they will always find the most downright abysmally Cursed but also mad funny topic to talk about out of the blue. We are so blessed to have them

  • @hermisejasper9865
    @hermisejasper9865 2 года назад +41

    2:07 easily one of the funniest screams in nijisanji history

  • @chldbrl5026
    @chldbrl5026 2 года назад +4

    6:02 i love here when Fulgur surprised and shoot it loud “ picture?!” Lol
    Total mass and i love this clip lol

  • @kyzvero3843
    @kyzvero3843 2 года назад +39

    I love that her first thought on "who would appreciate a pee meme" was Millie

  • @jpachu16
    @jpachu16 2 года назад +73

    Thank you for putting two and two together. I saw it happen on shus stream but the added context made it better. Who knew the girls are more yabai than the boys?

    • @kimberlysingson8742
      @kimberlysingson8742 2 года назад

      I think if they do that to the girls, the twitter will bite their asses.

    • @tina1061
      @tina1061 2 года назад

      As a girl, I can vouch both boys and girls are equally disgusting in their own way (quote it from someone in the comment)

  • @AznShadowNight
    @AznShadowNight 2 года назад +57

    This is too good. how did I miss that? Lol. Love that discussion on Shu's birthday stream.

  • @otto7848
    @otto7848 2 года назад +18

    2:45 this guy is a legend

  • @GriseWeisshark
    @GriseWeisshark 2 года назад +21

    It's funny how Pomu and Millie instantly remembered that image at the very moment when Shu said he sits while peeing.

  • @ryzmcrrea
    @ryzmcrrea 2 года назад +27

    Very useful and delicate information. We shall treasure it for the future generations to see. Pass on great knowledge.

  • @ZeniteZero
    @ZeniteZero 2 года назад +44

    Pomu going through #mindbreak was priceless.
    Also, good on you Shu, peeing sitting is comfy as fuck and you basically don't have to aim.

  • @zomfgroflmao1337
    @zomfgroflmao1337 2 года назад +372

    Are we just glossing over Ninas knowledge about the male experience?
    Where did she receive the knowledge that you can, but it hurts? Fox mom really knows some stuff.

    • @bacoloidlizar7417
      @bacoloidlizar7417 2 года назад +150

      It doesn't really hurt, at least for me, it just feels a bit more powerful cuz of physics and stuff. The only case I know where it hurts is when you do the deed THEN pee afterwards...

    • @ceshorty
      @ceshorty 2 года назад +107

      It doesn't hurt at all for me. That's also the only time when I sit to pee 'cus I ain't waiting for that thing to go down while I'm suffering. Of course I also need to kinda hug my legs and point it more down or else that image they were discussing will actually happen.

    • @autocon2002
      @autocon2002 2 года назад +101

      The only part that's uncomfortable to me is the forcing it down.
      Also the...um...added muzzle velocity gets more splashback, so that's inconvenient.
      Source: fellow sit-pisser.

    • @drakenguard95
      @drakenguard95 2 года назад +94

      It only hurts when you pee too soon after sex. Probably don’t need to explain how she’d know that being a somewhat older woman lol.

    • @alcoholdonkey
      @alcoholdonkey 2 года назад +21

      it's the one where you have to practically do a handstand to go to the bathroom that can be painful.
      Can confirm too, you just give up and piss on the ceiling.

  • @notakirro9201
    @notakirro9201 11 месяцев назад +3

    Watching the clip that turned me into a pomudachi and a fan of NijiEN right after she leaves T-T. Thank you nani and pomies for so many amazing memories

  • @vickyrock5852
    @vickyrock5852 2 года назад +35

    This is the most chaotic convo they've had so far. My tummy hurts sm from laughing omg

  • @chorusalonso8834
    @chorusalonso8834 2 года назад +12

    4:42 to 6:27 that’s a minute and 45 seconds of straight up pogmu laughing xD I loved how high her laughs were as well!

  • @shellz9327
    @shellz9327 2 года назад +14

    Nooo poor Rosemi~sama
    5:05 "oh my god😣"

  • @ChrisWCarlson
    @ChrisWCarlson 2 года назад +5

    6:19 Whoever is screeching like a chimpanzee at this point is killing me. I think it's Pomu, that might be the hardest I've ever heard anyone laugh.

  • @stone4567
    @stone4567 2 года назад +42

    I really love pomu’s dying noise

  • @vtuplus3192
    @vtuplus3192 Год назад +6

    im back to watch this classic clip. MLP and general niji shenanigans never fail to make me smile

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 2 года назад +21

    pomu's guttural scream at the realization that it is a common thing almost every guy has experienced lmao

  • @filetype
    @filetype 2 года назад +10

    5:37 why does he sound like those teachers who found out wtf their students were being so loud about

  • @dairytn
    @dairytn 2 года назад +31

    I can't believe the MLP trio started this split stream arc HAHAHAHAH

  • @ChaChaaa
    @ChaChaaa 2 года назад +11

    Thank you for clipping the reference. I was so confused when I watched Shu's bday. Now, I understand why they're laughing so hard lol

  • @chi___ra07
    @chi___ra07 2 года назад +14

    This clip made me cry-laugh so hard thank you

  • @YuSooKey
    @YuSooKey 2 года назад +5

    4:56 Selen is like, I didn't ask for this

  • @jellobubs_
    @jellobubs_ 2 года назад +31

    pomu's laugh made my entire week LMAO

  • @jaytea3085
    @jaytea3085 2 года назад +9

    0:20 i cannot tell you, the timing here was perfect. the second line of text appeared at the EXACT moment my brain was like "wait a sec that's tw-"

  • @tzuna9467
    @tzuna9467 2 года назад +26

    I totally love it when Pomu and Millie lost it lol

  • @wildestduck8
    @wildestduck8 2 года назад +55

    I live for more moments where Pomu loses it. Also the eyeroll at 2:46 is so good

  • @Angrarim
    @Angrarim 2 года назад +12

    Truly appreciate the clip. The way it was presented in chronological order made it way more funnier. 😂

  • @reicelestial2478
    @reicelestial2478 2 года назад +3

    2:15 "Why is this so common?!"
    Believe me I wish it wasn't...

  • @mechception3180
    @mechception3180 11 месяцев назад +3

    This vid introduced me to pomu

  • @synkadus
    @synkadus 2 года назад +13

    This is gold

  • @kuzuo927
    @kuzuo927 2 года назад +3

    OMG this clip is so amazing, thank you so much

  • @jackenboot
    @jackenboot 2 года назад +7

    on point spot on editing, absolutely love it, also dying

  • @chavita8009
    @chavita8009 2 года назад +10

    Pomu is worst mistake was sending a piss meme to Millie

  • @Bebim792
    @Bebim792 2 года назад +6

    4:34 Enna be like: Finally, someone can understand me

  • @RunaMia-
    @RunaMia- 2 года назад +6

    Thanks for this clip! Now it makes so much sense why Pomu was losing it in Shu's stream lol

  • @odakidakida9193
    @odakidakida9193 2 года назад +14

    Millie: We have no penis
    Also Millie: What's wrong with morning wood? Everyone has it

  • @antthefool7637
    @antthefool7637 2 года назад +10

    Pomu taking psychic damage from the split piss was hilarious

  • @christine1015
    @christine1015 2 года назад +8

    Seriously I need a collection of this kind of clip, just the niji EN exploring the nature of human body and everything goes sideways 🤣

  • @brayzaroo
    @brayzaroo 2 года назад +67

    I'm sad to say that I've had the meme happen to me before :( It didn't gon on my leg though and went straight through my knees

    • @emanonomoi
      @emanonomoi 2 года назад +17

      This is actually way funnier than going down the leg LMAO

    • @jurekmc
      @jurekmc 2 года назад +3

      @@emanonomoi mine got to the fucking wall in front of me, and i was peeing sitting...

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 2 года назад +2

      How tf do you do this? Even if you're erect, just point the thing down. It can be difficult I know but come on 🤣

    • @1nt9rn9t-dudewillheim2
      @1nt9rn9t-dudewillheim2 2 года назад

      It went straight *through* your knees?!
      Damn, that’s a powerful stream XD

  • @darkshades24
    @darkshades24 2 года назад +4

    This is the most hilarious but unseiso vc chat I've ever watched and I literally teared up laughing my ass off😭🤣🤣

  • @ChinchillaBONK
    @ChinchillaBONK 2 года назад +32

    Holy fuck... This actually happened to me once while taking a shit (peeing while shitting)... I disappeared from work for 2 hours later rushing to buy a new pants...
    Really depends on the toilet bowl I guess. I remember that particular one had like a much higher gap between the seat and the bowl so there was an actual pee slit/slot

  • @cpChamp469
    @cpChamp469 2 года назад +11

    Leave it to Enna to ask the hard quitting questions like the nuts question in her birthday stream and peeing in Shu's birthday stream

  • @lordsylph414
    @lordsylph414 2 года назад +2

    6:36
    Yo, how're they at the Infinite Forest!? Mercury got sunset!

  • @nhutminh9290
    @nhutminh9290 2 года назад +9

    only if Vox here he would explain this in the most detail he could 😂

  • @orbitalvagabond
    @orbitalvagabond 2 года назад +6

    A day that will live in infamy.
    Thanks for the clips, Naniwazuni. I had no idea of the continuation in Shu's birthday stream. It shows that Pomu has become confused about split stream vs the under-seat piss, and requires further education to "split" the concepts. I also have a newfound respect for Shu, speaking as a fellow sitter.
    I look forward to the split stream Sam cosplays.

  • @youngimmortal4719
    @youngimmortal4719 2 года назад +4

    Oh I get it now! A Split-Stream is when Pomu splits, fleeing the stream!

  • @gabimarus4834
    @gabimarus4834 2 года назад +8

    3:20 MILLIE???

  • @natsudragneel7516
    @natsudragneel7516 2 года назад +24

    Man, I never thought that I would be sitting here, watching Vtubers talk about male peeing habits, and yet here we are.
    BTW, the drawing thing can happen during certain conditions. And the split stream thing is real too

  • @PlayfulStar134
    @PlayfulStar134 2 года назад +3

    "If I were to do a split, I'd stream it" omg I'm dying out here😂😭

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 2 года назад +43

    gotta say as a guy I usually don't look when I pee, I just make sure it's aiming in the right direction and then release the dam, I also sit because standing is effort

    • @Angrenost02
      @Angrenost02 2 года назад +6

      and if you sit, phone!

    • @boitaho
      @boitaho 2 года назад +8

      When u play FPS, you focus on the target, and rarely on the gun.

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 2 года назад

      My toilet room is tiny so I can lean back against the wall and pee, that's amazing.

  • @tysonfontanez
    @tysonfontanez 2 года назад +10

    sitting down to pee is more comfortable but this happening is one of the worst things ever

  • @kath_23_
    @kath_23_ 2 года назад +3

    I was really hoping someone would clip it bc I was also losing it bc pomu's laugh is just so contagious. She was goooonneee lol

  • @laurellentwine
    @laurellentwine 2 года назад +2

    6:17 FU sounded like james of team rocket when he said ERECT 😂
    Seriously this is chaotic, like enna is curious for academic purposes, pomu and millie is dying of laughter, while rosemi is dying out embarrassment 😂
    These guys laughs are a free therapy

  • @Erealista300
    @Erealista300 Год назад +2

    "If I could do a split, I'd stream it" That guy is hillarious.

  • @Dhekranh
    @Dhekranh Год назад

    Ok, I just loved that you put the song on the “what”, then I immediately think “that’s two words” and as the words appear in my head so did in the screen, that felt epic. Thank you.

  • @NaiHmee
    @NaiHmee 2 года назад +8

    Splitstream Sam LMAOOOO

  • @Zeryn13
    @Zeryn13 2 года назад +6

    Both Pomu and Elira are comfortable to share this things to Millie lol I mean it is the right person tho xD

  • @bacon5496
    @bacon5496 2 года назад +5

    All this... started with Pomu sending that picture to Millie...

  • @HippieSongOriginals
    @HippieSongOriginals 2 года назад +4

    The splits, I've gotten from time to time. Very common thing. As for the sitting down part, I tend to do that if I also need to go #2. Killing two birds with one stone.
    Also, hearing Pomu's nonstop laughter is something I need in my life every day.

    • @AnsticePalo
      @AnsticePalo 2 года назад +1

      I once fell asleep standing at the toilet because I had to go in the middle of the night. I took a tumble in to the bath tub and nearly broke my neck doing so. Since then anytime I have to go in the middle of the night I sit. And I have fallen asleep on the toilet four times.

  • @Hitory
    @Hitory 2 года назад +6

    I don't think I've ever heard Pomu and Millie losing it so hard

  • @audiosurfer3388
    @audiosurfer3388 Год назад

    3:47 “Nothing that’s worth repeating”
    You know it’s really bad when even selen says that lol😭

  • @diesto3707
    @diesto3707 2 года назад +8

    Now watch someone bring up what the "Poseidon's Kiss" is

  • @ozzysmith2571
    @ozzysmith2571 2 года назад +2

    As they all 1 at a time see and react to the photo sent in discord, it's beautiful. Fucking Luca just "YOOOOO" absolutely sent me

  • @miisan
    @miisan 2 года назад +7

    Pomu and Millie after Shu said he sits.. i was laughing so hard that i inhaled my own saliva and started choking. Nijisanji actually almost killed me.

  • @ShadowXM9049
    @ShadowXM9049 Год назад

    This remains one of the FUNNIEST moments of nijiEN
    I come back to it every time i think of it LMFAOOOO

  • @Ray_Hollowpoint
    @Ray_Hollowpoint 2 года назад +11

    This has the same energy as “loogie my ass”