Arguable depending on if it's the public loo. Yeah, urinals don't have tp, but if possible I don't want to go near the place where God knows who did what.
I've read that only gays sit when peeing because they're more cleaner than us straight dudes. I can't imagine sitting to only take a leak so I cannot grasp this concept. Does not compute.
@@skye9369 Remember the meme Pomu saw? The meme where a guy sits down when peeing and it directed towards the gap of the toilet so his pee came out of the gap and splashed his legs and possibly his pants too. I think Pomu thought of that meme immediately when she heard Shu said "He sits" when peeing. And looks like yes judging by what Enna said, "splashes".
@@FrankToasty How would that even happen though? Like Fulgur said, you'd have to be erect and even then i don't see that happening often. Maybe if a guy is hung and his dick gets stuck in between, but then how would THAT happen....
@@HorseandHattock ur clearly someone who doesn’t know the anatomy of a guy’s private part, and dont know why urinals exist like that for the guys on public restrooms. The mens private parts doesn’t need the same thorough and picky hygiene as the women’s private part does, we do not have an open private part unlike women, which is why women are more prone to complications down there due to improper hygiene. Do you ur research properly, before you start calling “guys are gross”.
pomu hitting the mental brakes before she got to “stream” in “if i could do the splits i would stream it” and then ending stream was peak comedic timing 😂
I swear to god, NijiEN needs to have an intervention about their collective piss obsession at this point lol. The amount of times the subject comes up is unreal.
@@colinvoorneveldidk if you’re serious, so I’ll define it. It’s when you pee, but the stream splits in two (or on super rare occasions, three), so you have multiple streams of pee going in different directions. Often times there’ll be one going straight forward and another stream going almost 90 degrees from it.
@@MapleLeaf2501 More less of wholesome and more like uncomfortable 😅 I feel a bit bad since they're in a call with Millie, you can't exactly avoid those topics..
@@mymindsin144p4 yeah, millie and enna have champagne before the call so their unseisoness just went 10x stronger. After they left, the stream went normal. And to think that millie's stream vods never had demonetization yet is unbelievable.
That Splitstream Sam made me laugh 😂😂 Poor Pomu lol. Shu's birthday stream, such a -split- chaotic stream xD I love NijiEN when they're gathering like that, they're like bunch of friends talking about silly things while chilling. てぇてぇ 😆
Thank you for the glorious wording. I will henceforth refer to myself as a thing haver. And yeah, split stream's a bitch. Almost threw my back out a couple of times having to reposition myself at the speed of light
It has its perks and disadvantages. Getting it stuck in the zipper is definitely not a advantage. And breaking it during sexy time is not an funny experience. I fortunately haven't experienced those,- but one female friend proceeded to ram her hip bone straight into my fuze box when she tried to sit on my lap. I promptly threw her off and doubled over gasping in pain.
Funnily enough, split stream is also sometimes referred to as "snake tongue", which is kinda fitting considering Pomu was drawing Arboks during that...
It is indeed a mistake you make only once. That's the day you discover that some toilet bowls are less accomodating than others. From then on, you remember to tuck. As for split streams, I have some sage advice for you guys; check your gun for bore obstruction before pulling the trigger. A good way of doing this is pinching around the tip gently. I was taught this trick as a child and have never suffered from a split stream.
I remember waking up after a long sleep, eyes and brain half functional. I lazily went to the toilet, let the big guy rip, and the stream went in 3 directions + had a sprinkle blasting towards the toilet seat. Took me a solid second to realize what happened and the wiener juice was all over the toilet and the surrounding area. A very fun and engaging 10 minutes of cleanup happened right after.
Millie really is the cultured one The other day elira saying the "pick up line" only to Millie because she's the only one who wouldn't mind Now this...
Every time it’s someone’s birthday in NijiEN they will always find the most downright abysmally Cursed but also mad funny topic to talk about out of the blue. We are so blessed to have them
Thank you for putting two and two together. I saw it happen on shus stream but the added context made it better. Who knew the girls are more yabai than the boys?
Are we just glossing over Ninas knowledge about the male experience? Where did she receive the knowledge that you can, but it hurts? Fox mom really knows some stuff.
It doesn't really hurt, at least for me, it just feels a bit more powerful cuz of physics and stuff. The only case I know where it hurts is when you do the deed THEN pee afterwards...
It doesn't hurt at all for me. That's also the only time when I sit to pee 'cus I ain't waiting for that thing to go down while I'm suffering. Of course I also need to kinda hug my legs and point it more down or else that image they were discussing will actually happen.
The only part that's uncomfortable to me is the forcing it down. Also the...um...added muzzle velocity gets more splashback, so that's inconvenient. Source: fellow sit-pisser.
it's the one where you have to practically do a handstand to go to the bathroom that can be painful. Can confirm too, you just give up and piss on the ceiling.
Watching the clip that turned me into a pomudachi and a fan of NijiEN right after she leaves T-T. Thank you nani and pomies for so many amazing memories
Holy fuck... This actually happened to me once while taking a shit (peeing while shitting)... I disappeared from work for 2 hours later rushing to buy a new pants... Really depends on the toilet bowl I guess. I remember that particular one had like a much higher gap between the seat and the bowl so there was an actual pee slit/slot
A day that will live in infamy. Thanks for the clips, Naniwazuni. I had no idea of the continuation in Shu's birthday stream. It shows that Pomu has become confused about split stream vs the under-seat piss, and requires further education to "split" the concepts. I also have a newfound respect for Shu, speaking as a fellow sitter. I look forward to the split stream Sam cosplays.
Man, I never thought that I would be sitting here, watching Vtubers talk about male peeing habits, and yet here we are. BTW, the drawing thing can happen during certain conditions. And the split stream thing is real too
gotta say as a guy I usually don't look when I pee, I just make sure it's aiming in the right direction and then release the dam, I also sit because standing is effort
6:17 FU sounded like james of team rocket when he said ERECT 😂 Seriously this is chaotic, like enna is curious for academic purposes, pomu and millie is dying of laughter, while rosemi is dying out embarrassment 😂 These guys laughs are a free therapy
Ok, I just loved that you put the song on the “what”, then I immediately think “that’s two words” and as the words appear in my head so did in the screen, that felt epic. Thank you.
The splits, I've gotten from time to time. Very common thing. As for the sitting down part, I tend to do that if I also need to go #2. Killing two birds with one stone. Also, hearing Pomu's nonstop laughter is something I need in my life every day.
I once fell asleep standing at the toilet because I had to go in the middle of the night. I took a tumble in to the bath tub and nearly broke my neck doing so. Since then anytime I have to go in the middle of the night I sit. And I have fallen asleep on the toilet four times.
The worst is when it shoots out SIDEWAYS and you quickly have to do something about it.
Recoil
Happened when I was drunk once almost have to change my pants
And it always sucks to stop mid piss, but then you have to clean up as well
Nah there's a moment mine was shoots two different ways, up and down and then get joined again after two seconds
What?
How?
The guys freaking out, the girls freaking out and then there's Enna: "YOOOO HE SITS DOWN ON THE TOILET IT'S CLEANERRRRR"
Enna is weirdly enthusiastic when it come to toilet like her's naked shittimg ritual.
Makes sense considering she literally only does number 2 without any clothes on to ensure MAXIMUM cleanliness that she'd care about that lmao.
Arguable depending on if it's the public loo. Yeah, urinals don't have tp, but if possible I don't want to go near the place where God knows who did what.
I was dying at her suddenly going YOU CAN PEE WHEN YOURE ERECT?! Enna you sweet summer child lmao
Enna mentioned in a zatsu before that she tried to get her roomie's BF to sit to pee so that it doesn't splash in her bathroom 😂
Watching Pomu’s neurons connect when Shu says he sits and the loss of sanity that follows is so good lmao, NijiEN’s chemistry is incredible
I've read that only gays sit when peeing because they're more cleaner than us straight dudes.
I can't imagine sitting to only take a leak so I cannot grasp this concept.
Does not compute.
It’s genuinely such a funny moment
What does it mean tho? İ didnt understand :(
@@skye9369 Remember the meme Pomu saw? The meme where a guy sits down when peeing and it directed towards the gap of the toilet so his pee came out of the gap and splashed his legs and possibly his pants too.
I think Pomu thought of that meme immediately when she heard Shu said "He sits" when peeing. And looks like yes judging by what Enna said, "splashes".
@@FrankToasty How would that even happen though? Like Fulgur said, you'd have to be erect and even then i don't see that happening often. Maybe if a guy is hung and his dick gets stuck in between, but then how would THAT happen....
Pomu and Millie's unhinged laughter is such a blessing
@@deathraider87 no
@@chocolatesquirrel2002 then Kier will find you. And he'll use The Hair Brush.
@@deathraider87 ok so I agree with all of this but why the fuck is this being said on an Chinese cartoon clip about piss?
Pomu absolutely losing her shit made me laugh so hard, never would’ve thought peeing would be so funny
And Selen's "Just Kill Me" tone is the cherry on top.
Peeing's always been funny
@@Isobet 2:21
certified piss fairy moment
she is the piss fairy
This is the SECOND TIME that Enna has brought up her preference that guys sit down when they pee. She is ADAMANT about this subject lmfao
She's right. It's also gross that urinals don't have toilet paper. Guys are gross.
@@HorseandHattock ur clearly someone who doesn’t know the anatomy of a guy’s private part, and dont know why urinals exist like that for the guys on public restrooms. The mens private parts doesn’t need the same thorough and picky hygiene as the women’s private part does, we do not have an open private part unlike women, which is why women are more prone to complications down there due to improper hygiene. Do you ur research properly, before you start calling “guys are gross”.
Enna was traumatized from that one time her roomie brought back a boy lmao.
@@HorseandHattock we just shake it off like Taylor swift
@@HorseandHattock lol that would be disgusting. I’d never use toilet paper that was next to a urinal JFC. Those rolls would get nasty so fuckin quick.
Meanwhile Rosemi's just sitting there in the stream, deeply confused, not understanding a single thing they say. Poor baby.
Rosemi staying silent and confused when the others talk about yabe stuff is like a tradition at this point
Aww, poor innocent mind.
Selen: Rosemi, do you want to be the leader of Team CoochieSlayers?
Rosemi: YEAH!!!
@@kevsonkeyboard lol
I get the feeling what actually happened is she muted herself.
"A popular image spoken by the masses"
made me fucking lose it, Shu's choice of words is fantastic
Millie coming in clutch with the no context yab
Edit: Omg Pomu is L O S I N G I T
Millie continues to be based
She was this close to dying laughing.
I wear that last Superchat as a badge of honor
the legend 🙏
o7
o7
How does it feel to kill a stream for 2 dollars
you are my hero
pomu hitting the mental brakes before she got to “stream” in “if i could do the splits i would stream it” and then ending stream was peak comedic timing 😂
Are you the one who sent Pomu's superchat during the Crab Game collab telling the audacity of Finana's says about survival of the fittest?
@@goocodstp2392 sure am
I fkn died man. I haven't laughed so hard to cough so badly in a long time. I'm fkn crying man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear to god, NijiEN needs to have an intervention about their collective piss obsession at this point lol. The amount of times the subject comes up is unreal.
Piss is part vtuber community
Mmm suipiss
No no, we're onto something here. A quarter of hololive has a thing for holding in their pee as well!
Wait till they play tf2 and find jarate
Pissydachis
Oh well Selen already knows about that
I love that every guy immediately knew what a "split stream" was. Except Luca at first. Our innocent boy. Until his switch is flipped.
He thought it was about video streaming at first.
Split streams suck
What does it mean though
i mean i also know what it is but i didnt know there was a term for it lol
@@colinvoorneveldidk if you’re serious, so I’ll define it. It’s when you pee, but the stream splits in two (or on super rare occasions, three), so you have multiple streams of pee going in different directions. Often times there’ll be one going straight forward and another stream going almost 90 degrees from it.
I love how Rosemi just goes quiet once the topic comes up
Selen too.
You can tell which ones lean more towards wholesome, ha ha ha (although Selen has her moments too).
@@MapleLeaf2501 More less of wholesome and more like uncomfortable 😅 I feel a bit bad since they're in a call with Millie, you can't exactly avoid those topics..
@@mymindsin144p4 yeah, millie and enna have champagne before the call so their unseisoness just went 10x stronger. After they left, the stream went normal. And to think that millie's stream vods never had demonetization yet is unbelievable.
@@mymindsin144p4 Also very true, lol.
Poor Selen “I just wanted to be here to wish you a happy birthday” 😭 she wanted no part of this lmao
She sounded so done...
4:28 the fact that Millie and Pomu understands why both of them are laughing LMAO PLEASEE
4:36 “I’m losing it rn bestie” moment for Millie and Pomu
Pomu and Millie dying, then Luca realizing why LMAO
It's bcoz they sent the photo on the VC text. Pomu never showed the picture to him, only to millie.
That Splitstream Sam made me laugh 😂😂
Poor Pomu lol. Shu's birthday stream, such a -split- chaotic stream xD
I love NijiEN when they're gathering like that, they're like bunch of friends talking about silly things while chilling. てぇてぇ 😆
Now there's a pretty meme! Exquisite!
TeTe about piss talk 🤔
@@kitsinthewebs222 NOW *THERE'S* A PRETTY MEME! *EXQUISITE!*
there will never be a seiso moment when enna and millie's in a call. After they left, the stream is normal again. They're 10x yabai bcoz of champagne
as much as i loathe the monthly blood sacrifice, i am quite happy that i don't have to deal with streams. i salute to you, thing havers.
Thank you for the glorious wording. I will henceforth refer to myself as a thing haver.
And yeah, split stream's a bitch. Almost threw my back out a couple of times having to reposition myself at the speed of light
Imagine being Shield Hero but female, all you needed for Blood Sacrifice skill is your usual periods
It has its perks and disadvantages. Getting it stuck in the zipper is definitely not a advantage. And breaking it during sexy time is not an funny experience.
I fortunately haven't experienced those,- but one female friend proceeded to ram her hip bone straight into my fuze box when she tried to sit on my lap.
I promptly threw her off and doubled over gasping in pain.
@@LunarEdge7 What the fuck?
@@LunarEdge7 wtf am i reading?
4:13 I love how Shu's avatar was moving like he was actually scooting over after hearing something.
Funnily enough, split stream is also sometimes referred to as "snake tongue", which is kinda fitting considering Pomu was drawing Arboks during that...
I love how shu is always calmly and honesty entertaining millie and enna's curiosity about this shit 🤣 reminds me of enna's birthday stream about nuts
Lmfao I love how Pomu genuinely rage quit her stream but chat didn't stop with the puns.
Luca's "YOOOOOO" and subsequent laughter along with Pomu fucking dying absolutely killed me
The toilet seat thing only happens to you once. Never again.
Truth.
False ;) Just gotta be sufficiently drunk
@@FuFightersStudio may the gods have mercy on your soul.
Unless your young.
It is indeed a mistake you make only once. That's the day you discover that some toilet bowls are less accomodating than others. From then on, you remember to tuck.
As for split streams, I have some sage advice for you guys; check your gun for bore obstruction before pulling the trigger. A good way of doing this is pinching around the tip gently. I was taught this trick as a child and have never suffered from a split stream.
Rosemi completely silent during the entire interaction lmao
6:14 idk why Shu's face sends me with that image on the screen 🤣
I remember waking up after a long sleep, eyes and brain half functional. I lazily went to the toilet, let the big guy rip, and the stream went in 3 directions + had a sprinkle blasting towards the toilet seat. Took me a solid second to realize what happened and the wiener juice was all over the toilet and the surrounding area.
A very fun and engaging 10 minutes of cleanup happened right after.
and this is why I sit.
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You can say pee. Weiner juice, really?
i couldnt agree anymore, i hate tri streams
The legendary four leaf clover, wow. I wasn't even sure it was real.
Why did I read this
I just realized this video has two streams split evenly, this clipper is genius
Millie really is the cultured one
The other day elira saying the "pick up line" only to Millie because she's the only one who wouldn't mind
Now this...
Every time it’s someone’s birthday in NijiEN they will always find the most downright abysmally Cursed but also mad funny topic to talk about out of the blue. We are so blessed to have them
2:07 easily one of the funniest screams in nijisanji history
6:02 i love here when Fulgur surprised and shoot it loud “ picture?!” Lol
Total mass and i love this clip lol
I love that her first thought on "who would appreciate a pee meme" was Millie
Thank you for putting two and two together. I saw it happen on shus stream but the added context made it better. Who knew the girls are more yabai than the boys?
I think if they do that to the girls, the twitter will bite their asses.
As a girl, I can vouch both boys and girls are equally disgusting in their own way (quote it from someone in the comment)
This is too good. how did I miss that? Lol. Love that discussion on Shu's birthday stream.
2:45 this guy is a legend
It's funny how Pomu and Millie instantly remembered that image at the very moment when Shu said he sits while peeing.
Very useful and delicate information. We shall treasure it for the future generations to see. Pass on great knowledge.
Pomu going through #mindbreak was priceless.
Also, good on you Shu, peeing sitting is comfy as fuck and you basically don't have to aim.
Are we just glossing over Ninas knowledge about the male experience?
Where did she receive the knowledge that you can, but it hurts? Fox mom really knows some stuff.
It doesn't really hurt, at least for me, it just feels a bit more powerful cuz of physics and stuff. The only case I know where it hurts is when you do the deed THEN pee afterwards...
It doesn't hurt at all for me. That's also the only time when I sit to pee 'cus I ain't waiting for that thing to go down while I'm suffering. Of course I also need to kinda hug my legs and point it more down or else that image they were discussing will actually happen.
The only part that's uncomfortable to me is the forcing it down.
Also the...um...added muzzle velocity gets more splashback, so that's inconvenient.
Source: fellow sit-pisser.
It only hurts when you pee too soon after sex. Probably don’t need to explain how she’d know that being a somewhat older woman lol.
it's the one where you have to practically do a handstand to go to the bathroom that can be painful.
Can confirm too, you just give up and piss on the ceiling.
Watching the clip that turned me into a pomudachi and a fan of NijiEN right after she leaves T-T. Thank you nani and pomies for so many amazing memories
This is the most chaotic convo they've had so far. My tummy hurts sm from laughing omg
4:42 to 6:27 that’s a minute and 45 seconds of straight up pogmu laughing xD I loved how high her laughs were as well!
Nooo poor Rosemi~sama
5:05 "oh my god😣"
6:19 Whoever is screeching like a chimpanzee at this point is killing me. I think it's Pomu, that might be the hardest I've ever heard anyone laugh.
I really love pomu’s dying noise
im back to watch this classic clip. MLP and general niji shenanigans never fail to make me smile
pomu's guttural scream at the realization that it is a common thing almost every guy has experienced lmao
5:37 why does he sound like those teachers who found out wtf their students were being so loud about
I can't believe the MLP trio started this split stream arc HAHAHAHAH
Thank you for clipping the reference. I was so confused when I watched Shu's bday. Now, I understand why they're laughing so hard lol
This clip made me cry-laugh so hard thank you
4:56 Selen is like, I didn't ask for this
pomu's laugh made my entire week LMAO
0:20 i cannot tell you, the timing here was perfect. the second line of text appeared at the EXACT moment my brain was like "wait a sec that's tw-"
I totally love it when Pomu and Millie lost it lol
I live for more moments where Pomu loses it. Also the eyeroll at 2:46 is so good
Truly appreciate the clip. The way it was presented in chronological order made it way more funnier. 😂
2:15 "Why is this so common?!"
Believe me I wish it wasn't...
This vid introduced me to pomu
This is gold
shower
OMG this clip is so amazing, thank you so much
on point spot on editing, absolutely love it, also dying
Pomu is worst mistake was sending a piss meme to Millie
4:34 Enna be like: Finally, someone can understand me
Thanks for this clip! Now it makes so much sense why Pomu was losing it in Shu's stream lol
Millie: We have no penis
Also Millie: What's wrong with morning wood? Everyone has it
Pomu taking psychic damage from the split piss was hilarious
Seriously I need a collection of this kind of clip, just the niji EN exploring the nature of human body and everything goes sideways 🤣
I'm sad to say that I've had the meme happen to me before :( It didn't gon on my leg though and went straight through my knees
This is actually way funnier than going down the leg LMAO
@@emanonomoi mine got to the fucking wall in front of me, and i was peeing sitting...
How tf do you do this? Even if you're erect, just point the thing down. It can be difficult I know but come on 🤣
It went straight *through* your knees?!
Damn, that’s a powerful stream XD
This is the most hilarious but unseiso vc chat I've ever watched and I literally teared up laughing my ass off😭🤣🤣
Holy fuck... This actually happened to me once while taking a shit (peeing while shitting)... I disappeared from work for 2 hours later rushing to buy a new pants...
Really depends on the toilet bowl I guess. I remember that particular one had like a much higher gap between the seat and the bowl so there was an actual pee slit/slot
Leave it to Enna to ask the hard quitting questions like the nuts question in her birthday stream and peeing in Shu's birthday stream
6:36
Yo, how're they at the Infinite Forest!? Mercury got sunset!
only if Vox here he would explain this in the most detail he could 😂
A day that will live in infamy.
Thanks for the clips, Naniwazuni. I had no idea of the continuation in Shu's birthday stream. It shows that Pomu has become confused about split stream vs the under-seat piss, and requires further education to "split" the concepts. I also have a newfound respect for Shu, speaking as a fellow sitter.
I look forward to the split stream Sam cosplays.
Oh I get it now! A Split-Stream is when Pomu splits, fleeing the stream!
3:20 MILLIE???
Man, I never thought that I would be sitting here, watching Vtubers talk about male peeing habits, and yet here we are.
BTW, the drawing thing can happen during certain conditions. And the split stream thing is real too
"If I were to do a split, I'd stream it" omg I'm dying out here😂😭
gotta say as a guy I usually don't look when I pee, I just make sure it's aiming in the right direction and then release the dam, I also sit because standing is effort
and if you sit, phone!
When u play FPS, you focus on the target, and rarely on the gun.
My toilet room is tiny so I can lean back against the wall and pee, that's amazing.
sitting down to pee is more comfortable but this happening is one of the worst things ever
I was really hoping someone would clip it bc I was also losing it bc pomu's laugh is just so contagious. She was goooonneee lol
6:17 FU sounded like james of team rocket when he said ERECT 😂
Seriously this is chaotic, like enna is curious for academic purposes, pomu and millie is dying of laughter, while rosemi is dying out embarrassment 😂
These guys laughs are a free therapy
"If I could do a split, I'd stream it" That guy is hillarious.
Ok, I just loved that you put the song on the “what”, then I immediately think “that’s two words” and as the words appear in my head so did in the screen, that felt epic. Thank you.
Splitstream Sam LMAOOOO
Both Pomu and Elira are comfortable to share this things to Millie lol I mean it is the right person tho xD
All this... started with Pomu sending that picture to Millie...
The splits, I've gotten from time to time. Very common thing. As for the sitting down part, I tend to do that if I also need to go #2. Killing two birds with one stone.
Also, hearing Pomu's nonstop laughter is something I need in my life every day.
I once fell asleep standing at the toilet because I had to go in the middle of the night. I took a tumble in to the bath tub and nearly broke my neck doing so. Since then anytime I have to go in the middle of the night I sit. And I have fallen asleep on the toilet four times.
I don't think I've ever heard Pomu and Millie losing it so hard
3:47 “Nothing that’s worth repeating”
You know it’s really bad when even selen says that lol😭
Now watch someone bring up what the "Poseidon's Kiss" is
As they all 1 at a time see and react to the photo sent in discord, it's beautiful. Fucking Luca just "YOOOOO" absolutely sent me
Pomu and Millie after Shu said he sits.. i was laughing so hard that i inhaled my own saliva and started choking. Nijisanji actually almost killed me.
This remains one of the FUNNIEST moments of nijiEN
I come back to it every time i think of it LMFAOOOO
This has the same energy as “loogie my ass”