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  • @krustykrabunfairmrkrabsisi6487
    @krustykrabunfairmrkrabsisi6487 5 лет назад +16252

    Instead of 3 videos a year
    We’re gonna get 5 videos a year
    God is real

    • @whyamihere8313
      @whyamihere8313 5 лет назад +46

      KrustyKrabUnfair MrKrabsIsInThere lol

    • @JL-zs6hj
      @JL-zs6hj 5 лет назад +234

      Dare I ask what is the story behind your username?

    • @krustykrabunfairmrkrabsisi6487
      @krustykrabunfairmrkrabsisi6487 5 лет назад +229

      Random Boi my real google account got banned on yt so I just made this in the fly
      I don’t even know the password lol

    • @spoonages
      @spoonages 5 лет назад +60

      KrustyKrabUnfair MrKrabsIsInThere relatable

    • @ruzed2419
      @ruzed2419 4 года назад +3

      Day makes lols

  • @coricognitions
    @coricognitions 4 года назад +9306

    "woe is me" is a very english major thing to say

    • @danielvanpelt7674
      @danielvanpelt7674 4 года назад +57

      Woe tis i

    • @wongduncan4468
      @wongduncan4468 4 года назад +17

      Timestamps?

    • @alegend4625
      @alegend4625 4 года назад +32

      @@wongduncan4468 3:24

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 года назад +45

      This comment hath foreboded many a script.

    • @aksolopl
      @aksolopl 4 года назад +31

      I'm rewatching all the Hypixel Content because dream smp is boring for me

  • @jtecedor9293
    @jtecedor9293 4 года назад +13929

    Technoblade: Im gonna start uploading more consistently
    A few months later: spends over 4 months farming potatos

  • @zombiekween
    @zombiekween 4 месяца назад +134

    "Who knows what my priorities will be in 10 years" Well that made me cry

    • @TNTKat
      @TNTKat 3 месяца назад +9

      Same

    • @stonrfr
      @stonrfr 18 дней назад

      xD

    • @chrissyj_
      @chrissyj_ 17 дней назад +2

      was thinking the same :'(

  • @gavdingo
    @gavdingo 5 лет назад +7849

    "I want to make sure I have a career if Minecraft Monday exlpodes"
    *Minecraft Monday lobby explodes*

  • @hellishelk9647
    @hellishelk9647 4 года назад +10031

    Past Technoblade: I don't know what my priorities will be later.
    Technoblade Now: I will now spend 11 hours a day farming potatoes.

    • @crazyperson-ie7mz
      @crazyperson-ie7mz 4 года назад +92

      Actually like 22 hours a day lol

    • @OLIVIA-nt9hj
      @OLIVIA-nt9hj 4 года назад +10

      XD

    • @maizjsj
      @maizjsj 4 года назад +92

      And months later, Technoblade spends 25 hours a day hunting wither skeletons for anarchy and stuff

    • @Jamjames1207
      @Jamjames1207 4 года назад +23

      And now he is too busy winning a war

    • @maizjsj
      @maizjsj 4 года назад +5

      @@Jamjames1207 Yes

  • @cykasoviet831
    @cykasoviet831 4 года назад +10494

    “I dropped out of college to play minecraft”
    Interesting, wouldn’t be what I’d do-
    “I was an english major”
    Ah, now I see, yeah you made the right choice

    • @crazyperson-ie7mz
      @crazyperson-ie7mz 4 года назад +43

      Road to 420 likes nice

    • @GhostSlayerYT
      @GhostSlayerYT 4 года назад +20

      1k likes 1 comment 🤔🤐

    • @jrking4980
      @jrking4980 4 года назад +498

      As an English major I’m both offended and in total agreement.

    • @analeon4058
      @analeon4058 4 года назад +7

      caca

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 4 года назад +87

      He definitely made the right choice because he now has 3.65M subs.

  • @revalor8149
    @revalor8149 2 года назад +4529

    Given the recent news, I'm glad Techno dropped out of college as it allowed to him to spend his last years in life with his family, while doing what he loved. Biggest condolences to the family, can't imagine how they're feeling

    • @somecat7272
      @somecat7272 2 года назад +366

      Is it just me or does everyone actually feel like Techno is still alive when hearing his voice?

    • @mikaelacash3791
      @mikaelacash3791 2 года назад +203

      @@somecat7272 Agreed. I avoided watching any videos where I'd hear Techno's voice for days, but I finally decided to turn this one on when it popped up in my recommended bar, and hearing him now? It feels like he's still here. And I believe he is. That his spirit is still here, and that he's looking down from Heaven and smiling at all the people who are still enjoying Minecraft and are honoring his memory

    • @msiio
      @msiio 2 года назад +55

      @@somecat7272 same, sometimes i even forgot that he died.

    • @ScrimbloScrat
      @ScrimbloScrat 2 года назад +36

      It's sad we didn't get to see what he what ten years was gonna bring

    • @oppositecube
      @oppositecube 2 года назад +16

      @@somecat7272 I actually agree, it feels like it. For some reason I don't know man.

  • @wisp
    @wisp 5 лет назад +10498

    it's always a tough choice to make but i really think it'll pay off for you man, congrats x

    • @lila-ix5pu
      @lila-ix5pu 5 лет назад +120

      Wisp what a nice person

    • @KiingWaqas
      @KiingWaqas 5 лет назад +40

      the GOAT

    • @Suddzy
      @Suddzy 5 лет назад +70

      Good guy wisp

    • @momsspecialboy793
      @momsspecialboy793 5 лет назад +48

      Wisp ayyyy it’s wisp nice glad to see you are supportive

    • @psyrus728
      @psyrus728 5 лет назад +5

      Hey Wisp can u play other games besides on your second channel? It would be interesting. Love both ur channels!

  • @aboodashoor1446
    @aboodashoor1446 5 лет назад +4409

    Professor: so why are you dropping out of college
    Technoblade: ive made a stable career of beating up orphans.

  • @laith9744
    @laith9744 5 лет назад +755

    “Unfortunately free will is a lie”
    Technoblade-2019

    • @vinos1629
      @vinos1629 5 лет назад +7

      Tis true tho

    • @kairosez4676
      @kairosez4676 5 лет назад +3

      @@vinos1629 indeed

    • @blazeord
      @blazeord 5 лет назад +4

      Techno casually dropping some deep philosophical ideas like it’s nothing

    • @bladonski
      @bladonski 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, determinism..

    • @xr_main
      @xr_main 5 лет назад +2

      This is actually true

  • @bread6947
    @bread6947 3 года назад +846

    “there’s no deadline to youtube”
    2021 techno’s chat: *late late late late*

    • @ruitoyaing
      @ruitoyaing 3 года назад +18

      we are really like that when ⟟ think about it... wow.

    • @eljasmakinen
      @eljasmakinen 3 года назад +1

      And now hes in hospital cos he has cancer bruuuhh

    • @unknownknown4230
      @unknownknown4230 3 года назад +15

      @@eljasmakinen his not in hospital, he is staying in his home

    • @alicenotangel1923
      @alicenotangel1923 3 года назад +9

      🦀Technolate 🦀

    • @elliepope3185
      @elliepope3185 3 года назад

      lmao truuuuueeeee!

  • @DeafeningZap
    @DeafeningZap 5 лет назад +2783

    "This is safer, I mean I was an english major." The money you get from this would be better than any job you get from just a bachelors. If it ever slows down, as long as you saved up enough money, you could just go back to school later on.

    • @Musically_Declined
      @Musically_Declined 4 года назад +176

      Even when Minecraft slowed down it was still stable, it just wasn’t prime time popularity

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 4 года назад +16

      or use the money for a business. i mean 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @renatus20058
      @renatus20058 4 года назад +84

      True. I think Technoblade didn't make a bad choice at all in my opinion. If you already have a career with enough salary for your future then I think college isn't worth it at all. Even if Technoblade fails, he can still do the things like you just said.

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 года назад +19

      Unless Technoblade makes a huge mistake he should be able to lived his entire life if he lives like a middle class eveb if he retires

    • @janelleyao
      @janelleyao 4 года назад +19

      Honestly as long as he can live a sustainable life there’s nothing wrong with it. I agree he could always go back to school if he wanted! I’m actually happy he chose this because otherwise we wouldn’t have a content creator to watch! :)

  • @boilingsoda
    @boilingsoda 5 лет назад +4852

    Techno: casually winning skywars
    while ranting about college

    • @kingnex9909
      @kingnex9909 4 года назад +5

      @Nospotic ya😂

    • @keller3594
      @keller3594 4 года назад +2

      yes, that is true

    • @budlightyear6795
      @budlightyear6795 4 года назад +23

      The man who wins bedwars games by talking about a soap box

    • @Pulkka_W
      @Pulkka_W 4 года назад

      Well its not that hard

    • @lite554
      @lite554 4 года назад +1

      new meta bois

  • @thesmallraptor4316
    @thesmallraptor4316 5 лет назад +707

    “I play minecraft! Dont tell my parents they think i have a real job”

  • @nyxorsomething6945
    @nyxorsomething6945 2 года назад +4523

    “I mean who knows what my priorities will be in ten years”
    Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy that it happened. Goodbye, king of Minecraft.

    • @toasty-broski771
      @toasty-broski771 2 года назад +23

      facts

    • @gabehuga
      @gabehuga 2 года назад +138

      i cried for hours, sometimes youtube saving videos is a miracle

    • @dnd1741
      @dnd1741 2 года назад +80

      I heard him say that, oh how I wish it could have been achieved

    • @OlTimeyChara
      @OlTimeyChara 2 года назад +33

      *lays down*
      *cries*

    • @LinardsZ
      @LinardsZ 2 года назад +55

      hes priority in 10 years will be rulling haven

  • @bhagrt
    @bhagrt 5 лет назад +2322

    "I was an English major."
    5 seconds later.
    "It was the more stabler thing to do."

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 5 лет назад +64

      M O R E S T A B L E R

    • @s4turnsr1ngz
      @s4turnsr1ngz 5 лет назад +10

      i was literally about to comment that no joke

    • @bhagrt
      @bhagrt 5 лет назад +3

      We got the like train going LOL

    • @s4turnsr1ngz
      @s4turnsr1ngz 5 лет назад

      Bhag LOL

    • @reneaguirre1358
      @reneaguirre1358 5 лет назад +14

      he never even said 'more stabler' he just said stabler lol

  • @ravingblack6151
    @ravingblack6151 5 лет назад +3957

    “I want to have a career if it explodes tomorrow”
    THAT’S WHAT WE CALL FORSHADOWING

    • @weebalo_
      @weebalo_ 4 года назад +7

      To now?

    • @michaeel4701
      @michaeel4701 4 года назад +37

      Sometimes forshadowing is relatively obvious

    • @moncamoonca
      @moncamoonca 4 года назад +7

      little did he know

    • @Embreezy
      @Embreezy 4 года назад +3

      *foreshadowing

    • @zyrxfps
      @zyrxfps 4 года назад +2

      It was an inside job

  • @poi6008
    @poi6008 4 года назад +6875

    Technoblade : "Playing Minecraft is the stableler career choice"
    2020 : Technoblade wins Dream vs Techno and gets $100,000

    • @aybss8871
      @aybss8871 4 года назад +179

      I’m pretty sure they split the money

    • @ff-rk8574
      @ff-rk8574 4 года назад +269

      @@aybss8871 yea they did but I think he gave dream like 30k. Not 50 50

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 4 года назад +255

      @@aybss8871 and then Dream lost his money in a pool game with the CallMeCarson gang

    • @nualahaakanson3395
      @nualahaakanson3395 4 года назад +5

      Ooooo pop

    • @nualahaakanson3395
      @nualahaakanson3395 4 года назад +4

      Ooooo

  • @bhopr3800
    @bhopr3800 2 года назад +1607

    "We'll see what my priorities will be like in 10 years."
    I choked up just hearing that.
    Rest in peace, Techno.

    • @Henry-yf2np
      @Henry-yf2np 2 года назад +15

      I know :(. Poor guy.

    • @thandergd
      @thandergd 2 года назад +12

      yeah, when i heard that, that hurt :(

    • @bulletproofegg8907
      @bulletproofegg8907 2 года назад +8

      I was about to say the same thing :(

    • @nickyson4life
      @nickyson4life 2 года назад +8

      Same. It's fucked up.

    • @cejjy
      @cejjy 2 года назад +1

      me too man

  • @lusciouslocks8790
    @lusciouslocks8790 5 лет назад +7164

    Techno: “This is the safer option...”
    Me: “Psh yeah right sure buddy.”
    Techno: “... I was an English major.”
    Me: 0.0

  • @RamkrishanYT
    @RamkrishanYT 5 лет назад +2804

    Remember kids, you need to train for another 10,000 years to quit school like Technoblade

    • @shakira384
      @shakira384 5 лет назад +49

      Daaamn... So tru, gonna start trainin

    • @kyuu452
      @kyuu452 5 лет назад +19

      See you in a bit then

    • @T4_444
      @T4_444 5 лет назад +36

      Just dropped out to begin my training

    • @MoonCat101
      @MoonCat101 5 лет назад +26

      Lapins Wait that’s illegal.

    • @sirtangerine1465
      @sirtangerine1465 5 лет назад +9

      You dare oppose me?.
      Watch me drop out in a matter of seconds

  • @penguinwiz2523
    @penguinwiz2523 5 лет назад +1000

    Looks like I won’t be skipping any ads for a while

  • @ellizabethdebakker6387
    @ellizabethdebakker6387 2 года назад +521

    I wish he did live another ten years to play Minecraft all day every day. Rip techno. I will miss you so badly.

  • @tysterc8721
    @tysterc8721 5 лет назад +3216

    Imagine having Techno as your English teacher...

  • @Julian-pw5mv
    @Julian-pw5mv 4 года назад +4610

    Technoblade: *is an english major*
    Also technobalde: "bane of anthropods"

    • @pafffelo
      @pafffelo 4 года назад +224

      technobalde lmfao

    • @randomperson9098
      @randomperson9098 4 года назад +159

      @@pafffelo Technoblade is bald CONFIRMED

    • @soopcanwastaken
      @soopcanwastaken 4 года назад +41

      well i mean at least it works on *anthro* pods
      edit: they cant be in th same word >:(

    • @OwenOfElliott
      @OwenOfElliott 4 года назад +41

      BaNe Of HuMaN fEeT

    • @rubensneto9049
      @rubensneto9049 4 года назад +13

      Now we know why he quit

  • @advancedthecow1784
    @advancedthecow1784 5 лет назад +1448

    honestly we just want u to be happy I don't really care about mc monday just do what u like to do i guess.

    • @made-of-amelium
      @made-of-amelium 5 лет назад +8

      Agree

    • @callumosullivan7546
      @callumosullivan7546 5 лет назад +2

      Bobby Rascal yep... plus he’s playing mine craft anyways what the difference

    • @Markneoneo
      @Markneoneo 5 лет назад +16

      i feel like it was incredibly selfish for the small youtubers fans to come harrass technoblade. He didnt do anything and isnt even the source of the problem, yet they are placing the stress and burden of choice on him. Like if they want to attack someone keemstar is right there. Dont pull technoblade down just because your favourite youtuber was kicked out :/

    • @averyuncreativeperson1573
      @averyuncreativeperson1573 5 лет назад +3

      I barely watch Minecraft Monday, so I really couldn't give 2 shits whether he stays in it or not. His channel, his choice.

    • @weavesnatched7957
      @weavesnatched7957 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Neo Neo wow ur really copy and pasting this everywhere

  • @Max-ix9lk
    @Max-ix9lk Месяц назад +17

    0:52 "I'm not going to make a life commitment"
    And then he did, until the day he died
    RIP Technoblade, the legend
    You are missed blood god

  • @thatonenerd2547
    @thatonenerd2547 5 лет назад +614

    You can now join the squad of "Left college for RUclips" with James and Jaiden.

    • @tyleralmquist7606
      @tyleralmquist7606 5 лет назад +31

      That one nerd and Jordan. All the Js

    • @JohnDirtySpleen
      @JohnDirtySpleen 5 лет назад +15

      That one nerd a lot more giant you tubers have dropped out of college for RUclips because it can be more consistent than school

    • @Diwnaodorhnwk
      @Diwnaodorhnwk 5 лет назад +8

      That one nerd and every other youtuber on the planet

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 5 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @deadbush2812
      @deadbush2812 5 лет назад +2

      and lostunbound

  • @batspongey
    @batspongey 5 лет назад +4534

    Is it me or does techno sound 10x happier then usual

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 5 лет назад +302

      Bat Sponge Well now he has more time to do stuff since he isn’t in college, meaning he can make more videos (as if) and have fun

    • @batspongey
      @batspongey 5 лет назад +123

      Fer Reaf yay maybe 2 uploads a month!!

    • @letswait30days
      @letswait30days 5 лет назад +25

      @@sephrot6830 used to be 3 times a day

    • @batspongey
      @batspongey 5 лет назад +17

      Jolyn Jacobs-Garza ikr that was like 3 years ago tho

    • @keenancloete7130
      @keenancloete7130 5 лет назад +16

      College is like... Boring? Lol

  • @subscribetomefornoreasonpl7462
    @subscribetomefornoreasonpl7462 5 лет назад +921

    But the downfall of all of this is that no one can call him a nerd :(

    • @kim5668
      @kim5668 5 лет назад +30

      gamers are nerds so nothing changes

    • @asuspiciousloli3770
      @asuspiciousloli3770 5 лет назад +18

      @@kim5668 gamers are the most oppresed group

    • @granger4562
      @granger4562 5 лет назад +7

      Nothing has changed, he is still a technonerd

    • @pollythepengiun3927
      @pollythepengiun3927 5 лет назад +1

      a suspicious loli gamers rise up 😔🙌🏻

    • @schooler5372
      @schooler5372 5 лет назад

      Get me more subs than Morgz imagine calling someone a nerd because they went to college to have a good career🤡

  • @PinkFroggers
    @PinkFroggers 2 года назад +109

    At 0:55 he said that he wouldn’t make a life commitment because ten years from now he won’t have the same priorities… that hit me hard. Rest In Peace techno, you will be missed by all.

  • @respmic6123
    @respmic6123 5 лет назад +650

    "playing minecraft is the stabler career choice"
    How the times have changed

  • @breahd265
    @breahd265 5 лет назад +393

    Techno: I’m an English major
    Also techno: bane of anthropods!!!!!

  • @kal246
    @kal246 4 года назад +724

    “The one thing that gets me through school is constant deadline anxiety.”
    Same

  • @AlexTheAngel222
    @AlexTheAngel222 Месяц назад +28

    "Who knows what my priorities will be in ten years" Dang man that hits so hard. RIP Techno

  • @clumsycuber3254
    @clumsycuber3254 5 лет назад +509

    Imagine how uncomfortable it is to be an English major and have to read skeppy’s typing.

  • @ikaname4077
    @ikaname4077 4 года назад +2088

    I wonder if any of Techno’s classmates are in the comment section

  • @thirfty4449
    @thirfty4449 5 лет назад +794

    Technoblade: drops out of college
    Technoblade: *gets top 20 on trending*

    • @pranjalinaik292
      @pranjalinaik292 5 лет назад

      In U.S.A?

    • @KANARYog
      @KANARYog 5 лет назад +2

      Morgz: drops out of junior high at 15
      Also Morgz: *Creates Shit and gets no.1 on trending*

    • @dogcraftmc8968
      @dogcraftmc8968 5 лет назад +1

      Somebody Differentiated how is Morgz No°1? He literally copies everything MrBeast does.

    • @nombregd
      @nombregd 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @KANARYog
      @KANARYog 5 лет назад +1

      @@dogcraftmc8968 he gets no.1 on trending on every other video he posts.

  • @that1bigirl57
    @that1bigirl57 2 года назад +141

    Im so sorry Techno, you didn't make it another 10 years. Rest in power, you absolute legend. You will be missed dearly.

  • @JustARandomWeeb.
    @JustARandomWeeb. 5 лет назад +2386

    Ok, we don't need to wait for 6 months again to get a new video

    • @potatoesarelyfe4706
      @potatoesarelyfe4706 5 лет назад +55

      *Flash back to his gap year*

    • @Casteray
      @Casteray 5 лет назад +36

      Creeper?Aww Man
      T?Gay
      Techno?Blade
      Wait? For 6 Months
      *Hotel?Trivago*

    • @derekbanter5882
      @derekbanter5882 5 лет назад +4

      DONT JINX IT THEYRE WATCHING PLS

    • @kartoffelschloss6425
      @kartoffelschloss6425 5 лет назад +2

      In six months I would be back from basic training. I wouldn't miss anything if he took forever to upload.

    • @forcedfire9872
      @forcedfire9872 5 лет назад +3

      @@Casteray what?

  • @notjeff8614
    @notjeff8614 5 лет назад +2057

    Professor: "So why are you leaving college?"
    Technoblade: "Die!"

    • @rrrigbyyy
      @rrrigbyyy 4 года назад +9

      It’s been 6 months, you have 880 likes and there is no replies. Why does no one reply what

    • @isabelmansley4683
      @isabelmansley4683 4 года назад +2

      Fair point... All the other comments have replied?!

    • @Degree-hd8zf
      @Degree-hd8zf 4 года назад +3

      Not Jeff i am going to stabbing kids for coins.

    • @theog7065
      @theog7065 4 года назад +6

      No this is the situation:
      Professor: “Why are leaving college?”
      Technoblade: “Hang on, lemme finish stabbing these orphans”

    • @locbuiinh6123
      @locbuiinh6123 4 года назад +2

      That "Die!", we can all hear it

  • @fenol8957
    @fenol8957 3 месяца назад +16

    0:52
    "Im not gonna make a life commitment"
    And a life commitment he did.

  • @jacklo2227
    @jacklo2227 5 лет назад +178

    People: Showing concern about technoblade dropping out of college
    Techno: So I was an English major
    People: Oh nevermind

  • @tl1326
    @tl1326 5 лет назад +2597

    Most of your audience wants you to tryhard minecraft monday and steal all the money

  • @abbya4376
    @abbya4376 5 лет назад +440

    Honestly I’ll watch whatever techno posts, but I’ve been liking the hardcore VR stuff and I’m so down to hear college stories

  • @dreammm6790
    @dreammm6790 2 года назад +94

    It's hard for me to watch these videos now that he's passed. He has given us so much joy and fun through his videos, I miss him. You will be remembered techno, rest in peace

  • @spideylilly6866
    @spideylilly6866 4 года назад +929

    I relate to the deadline anxiety. Literally the only reason I passed my first semester was because I was constantly stressing about what deadlines were coming up. Along with the anxiety of not wanting to show up empty handed to my professors lmao

    • @abbya4376
      @abbya4376 4 года назад +21

      Same it’s really the only way I get anything done

    • @sunrise5710
      @sunrise5710 4 года назад +29

      Yeah I never do anything in a timely matter if I don’t have a strict deadline

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 4 года назад +12

      I had that until it flipped to being the opposite and now all my shit ends up being late

    • @heyreefes
      @heyreefes 4 года назад +5

      This is everybody right

    • @rockz_in_a_box1841
      @rockz_in_a_box1841 4 года назад +5

      yeah same haven't actually had time to draw in months (granted i didn't do much for school either but sure did think about it ahdjgovk executive dysfunction go brrrrr)

  • @faemews
    @faemews 5 лет назад +320

    "I don't ask to suffer, but I still do."
    If that isn't the most relatable quote, I don't know what is.

    • @daruyami
      @daruyami 5 лет назад +3

      "vr with skeppy but we try to kill each other"

  • @carbon1675
    @carbon1675 5 лет назад +273

    When Techno has to explain his perk for all the new guys

  • @SnowyV88
    @SnowyV88 2 года назад +159

    I felt so bad when he said he didn’t know what his priorities would be in 10 years.

  • @ivin4963
    @ivin4963 5 лет назад +348

    Techno, you forgot the most important factor that you must consider if you are dropping out of college: the 6ms ping.

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 5 лет назад +28

      I thought his ping was so low he was technically in the future?

    • @darle7471
      @darle7471 5 лет назад +1

      @@reddodeado301 ._.

    • @jackgarrett6366
      @jackgarrett6366 5 лет назад +2

      Oh no! You're right! He will be leaving the glorious future ping for an unpredictable ping of the future! Noooo

  • @rat6866
    @rat6866 4 года назад +574

    “Free will is a lie” -Technoblade 2019

  • @henripredescu1849
    @henripredescu1849 5 лет назад +2414

    Now that techno blade is out of college he can’t get a technobabe

    • @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857
      @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857 5 лет назад +252

      *he can if it's in Minecraft*

    • @xvvrrr
      @xvvrrr 5 лет назад +155

      Minecraft gets you girls

    • @deathscyth2286
      @deathscyth2286 5 лет назад +18

      Ultra agreed

    • @lilthroatx
      @lilthroatx 5 лет назад +23

      the fact technoblade is like techno blade hurts me

    • @T3WGaming
      @T3WGaming 5 лет назад +106

      @@xvvrrr Can confirm, added "If you don't play the craft, you don't get the shaft" to my Tinder bio this morning and have gotten 3 likes since then.
      That's a 300% increase.

  • @raghadofi8905
    @raghadofi8905 3 года назад +54

    Technoblade would NEVER betray his friends for clout...he would for refrigerator

  • @silver2797
    @silver2797 5 лет назад +405

    Me: "Does this mean more uploads more frequently?"
    Techno: *that's where you're wrong bucko*

  • @just_a_gamer4476
    @just_a_gamer4476 5 лет назад +616

    when i saw this my heart jumped
    1.it's a techno upload
    2.this means there will be more techno uploads

  • @jaydotson9876
    @jaydotson9876 5 лет назад +1721

    Me: Why would you dro-
    Techno: I was an English major
    Me: Oh... Yeah never mind

    • @ScrollTD
      @ScrollTD 5 лет назад +15

      Jack Dotson well said

    • @jonathand.t.5051
      @jonathand.t.5051 5 лет назад +115

      When Minecraft leads to more career paths than your degree

    • @thethinkbanana4305
      @thethinkbanana4305 5 лет назад +3

      @@jonathand.t.5051 LOL

    • @ScrollTD
      @ScrollTD 5 лет назад +8

      Jonathan Tanuwihardja degrees don’t grant or jobs. It’s what you do outside of school that will help get them.

    • @DanChalifouxable
      @DanChalifouxable 5 лет назад +20

      He could always go back to school if he wants to, but at the moment it makes more sense to do this

  • @ItJustFriend
    @ItJustFriend 5 месяцев назад +27

    0:57 ;-; “I mean who knows what my priorities will be in ten years”
    its been 2 years techno we miss u Technoblade never dies 😢🫡🕊

  • @dylbanyeah
    @dylbanyeah 5 лет назад +785

    Imagine an alternate universe where Techno is writing books instead of destroying orphans in minecraft

    • @rathie9245
      @rathie9245 5 лет назад +38

      MarioLuigiPlushFun The pen is mightier than the pixelated sword one might say

    • @bananacat5957
      @bananacat5957 5 лет назад +29

      Imagine a universe he writes books about destroying orphans in minecraft

    • @usn_f_455
      @usn_f_455 5 лет назад +10

      Skywars For Dummies

    • @voooogel
      @voooogel 5 лет назад

      @@usn_f_455 lol

    • @Slime-mk5zj
      @Slime-mk5zj 5 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @Epic_Duck
    @Epic_Duck 5 лет назад +866

    i want to hear college stories, also vr with skeppy would be awfully funny

  • @sadboyclub2502
    @sadboyclub2502 5 лет назад +457

    Thought it was a really bad idea to drop out, and then you said you were an english major, lmao

    • @steveboel12
      @steveboel12 5 лет назад +3

      + makes €6K - €95.2K
      off of YT (socialblade). Don't know about twitch though

    • @burrito5673
      @burrito5673 5 лет назад +1

      @@steveboel12yearly or monthly?

    • @dex6299
      @dex6299 5 лет назад +1

      Steve its estimated so its not going to be 100% true

    • @steveboel12
      @steveboel12 5 лет назад

      @@burrito5673 monthly

    • @steveboel12
      @steveboel12 5 лет назад +2

      @@dex6299 Yeah, might be more, might be less, might be in the middle. If he implements an upload schedule and maybe tries to develop his twitch channel, those numbers are inevitably going to rise

  • @edmundofelix7515
    @edmundofelix7515 2 года назад +39

    He did end up making a life commitment to mc, and made videos untill the end of his times. Thank you Technoblade for being such a legend, youve touched my heart, and the hearts of millions.

  • @mclanee
    @mclanee 5 лет назад +192

    OG Techno fans 1 year ago: wow this channels dead
    OG Techno fans now: the lord has answered our calling

    • @sleepykitten2168
      @sleepykitten2168 5 лет назад +2

      I watched since 2 years ago

    • @emmanuelg1789
      @emmanuelg1789 5 лет назад +2

      His channel was never dead. He just never uploaded, he woule gain subs everyday and when he would upload he would get a lot of subs and views. Yeah his live viewership increased and yeah its nice but its the same ol' techno

    • @Eevee-gv7ng
      @Eevee-gv7ng 5 лет назад

      Sleepy Kitten I watched around the winstreak

    • @mclanee
      @mclanee 5 лет назад

      Emmanuel Garcia yeah that’s what i love too, its the same techno, but just so much more of him :)

    • @emmanuelg1789
      @emmanuelg1789 5 лет назад

      @@mclanee sucks now he has a toxic fanbase

  • @marcuswestphal1220
    @marcuswestphal1220 4 года назад +3378

    Every other RUclipsr: I haven't read a book in years! Reading is for NERDS!
    Technoblade: I like to read
    _Technoblade is superior_

  • @christian4178
    @christian4178 4 года назад +866

    Techno: not even paying attention and winning every skywars game
    Me: diverting all my attention to skywars and still getting owned

    • @daklol6656
      @daklol6656 4 года назад +2

      ....
      U do realize he records the audio after/before the gameplay right?

    • @sunrise5710
      @sunrise5710 4 года назад +56

      Daklol Gaming he doesn’t. You can hear him clicking.

    • @daklol6656
      @daklol6656 4 года назад +5

      @@sunrise5710 u might be right but in his skywars commentaries the video cuts to another game and the audio seems to continue so that seems like the logical explanation

    • @thederpinator6636
      @thederpinator6636 4 года назад +22

      he talks while playing it just makes sense

    • @sunrise5710
      @sunrise5710 4 года назад +30

      Daklol Gaming I think he just cuts to where he continues talking about the same thing. So he stops in between games then resumes his topic when the next one starts

  • @sportstacker56
    @sportstacker56 3 года назад +74

    "that's what fans do, they escalate conflicts"
    he has predicted the future of twitter

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 7 месяцев назад +1

      twitter...twitter never changes

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +430

    This is the rite of passage for every gaming RUclipsr.

    • @BANANA-so2dx
      @BANANA-so2dx 5 лет назад +4

      Very nice name and profile

    • @redeye8805
      @redeye8805 5 лет назад +2

      Hello, do you happen to watch monstercat?

    • @return3116
      @return3116 5 лет назад

      250 likes on 2 minutes. Lol.

    • @nottherealben
      @nottherealben 5 лет назад

      Vikkstar123

    • @BANANA-so2dx
      @BANANA-so2dx 5 лет назад +1

      SirBanana I saw u in a ant venom video comment section

  • @nicholasgowin8091
    @nicholasgowin8091 4 года назад +605

    “I want to upload consistently” well that didn’t happen

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 4 года назад +21

      3 uploads a month us reasonable.

    • @claireh3180
      @claireh3180 3 года назад +1

      ikr lol

    • @Maxime4
      @Maxime4 3 года назад +3

      My pfp is better than urs

  • @yuhriel6343
    @yuhriel6343 5 лет назад +1423

    Techno is honest enough to talk about money and sound money hungry when in general we all need a job for money anyways. While most RUclipsrs hide the fact that they want money, just remember this man has been working hard on something he doesn't even like doing and averaging a 4.0 in college. He is quitting to do what he loves and getting paid to do it and for us, its free entertainment.

  • @storm861
    @storm861 Месяц назад +10

    This entire video feels like foreshadowing in like 15 different ways

  • @s0cky__
    @s0cky__ 4 года назад +991

    techno: *drops out*
    all his viewers: oh yay more uploads
    also techno: *even slower upload rate*

    • @fall2nd269
      @fall2nd269 3 года назад +42

      He mentioned in previous episodes that when he stays at home there are fewer things for him to talk about in his skywars videos. This is also most likely why he dropped the series.

    • @ChiefYoshi
      @ChiefYoshi 3 года назад +30

      @@fall2nd269 and he’s mentioned college gave him a reason to get up early and be productive, but now that he’s dropped out, if he wakes up late, he doesn’t bother recording or streaming because it’s too late in the day

    • @wherearetheavocados1236
      @wherearetheavocados1236 3 года назад

      @@fall2nd269 is technoblade gonna continue making bedwars videos?

    • @catboyneilcicierega
      @catboyneilcicierega 2 года назад +7

      Now he’s not gonna upload again :(

  • @invizibleninjax
    @invizibleninjax 5 лет назад +373

    What I am hearing is...
    *WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM A DEADLINE OR ELSE BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN*

  • @burrito5673
    @burrito5673 5 лет назад +525

    Techno could upload "staring at a wall for 1 hour" and I'd watch

    • @andrejttt9161
      @andrejttt9161 5 лет назад +2

      Bet

    • @saplinggod5755
      @saplinggod5755 5 лет назад

      Sammmmmme

    • @casmar2042
      @casmar2042 5 лет назад +4

      That would be sick af lol

    • @ungefeiert
      @ungefeiert 5 лет назад +2

      I'd watch it twice - with two accounts - and watch TWO ADS every time. Flexed on ya

    • @Bot-ct4bb
      @Bot-ct4bb 5 лет назад +1

      Who wouldn't?

  • @goose2845
    @goose2845 11 месяцев назад +13

    "Who knows what my life priorities will be in 10 years"
    I genuinely cried when he said that... Fly high king

    • @goose2845
      @goose2845 11 месяцев назад

      Not making fun of him, its just sad that he died so young ):

  • @rcky6357
    @rcky6357 5 лет назад +259

    “Freewill is a lie” -Techno 2019

  • @danichristine1
    @danichristine1 5 лет назад +605

    Guys this might mean our 2017 daily uploads are back.

    • @lifesarisk9086
      @lifesarisk9086 5 лет назад +18

      no. much greater the 2014 2 uploads a day are coming back

    • @Joshy-
      @Joshy- 5 лет назад +3

      DUDE I HOPE YOURE RIGHT CAUSE I REMEMBER HIS 2017 DAILY UPLOADS

    • @cheeseypeezy1131
      @cheeseypeezy1131 5 лет назад

      I feel so relieved

    • @rob8it979
      @rob8it979 5 лет назад +2

      You spread lies mortal

    • @bogu8371
      @bogu8371 5 лет назад +1

      U believe that? Lol

  • @necessaryopinions
    @necessaryopinions 5 лет назад +566

    I’ve really missed the story times, so those college stories would be great :D

  • @Danstry
    @Danstry 2 года назад +177

    I’m so glad he dropped out, I guess now we know that in the last 2 years of his life he got to do what he really wanted to do. If he stayed, he likely would’ve spent hours stressing over balancing school work and he might’ve not even blown up

    • @Emineme
      @Emineme 2 года назад +1

      But maybe he wouldn't have got cancer idk but i am happy that he enjoyed his last years but idk but everyone should stop worrying about anything and just be happy because no one knows what's gonna happen in the future like for techno there is no point to worry about stupid shit like school everyone should do whatever they want!

    • @dregen3586
      @dregen3586 2 года назад +8

      @@Emineme he would’ve anyway

    • @radiosilence6969
      @radiosilence6969 Год назад

      @@Emineme he still would have gotten cancer...:|

    • @boredPianoAdv
      @boredPianoAdv Год назад +1

      @@Emineme No, he already had cancer by this point, in his lungs. They just didn't find it until later, when it spread to his arm. The cancer in his lungs is what killed him, pressing against his heart; his dad speculates that it was behind the persistent cough that he had going on (even before this video was published)

    • @miner7292
      @miner7292 Год назад

      ​@@boredPianoAdv That could be true but you also need to know Sarcoma cancer is extremely aggressive and could go from Stage 2 to Stage 3 in the blink of an eye, it had a very low survival rate and I believe he only got it 1 year after this video

  • @ytmm1
    @ytmm1 5 лет назад +508

    Technoblade: I dropped out of college to make RUclips videos.
    RUclips: *Demonetized*

  • @iampotterweeb8914
    @iampotterweeb8914 3 года назад +980

    "I hate literary analysis"
    I have never related to a MCYT like this ever before-

    • @abbeyy.
      @abbeyy. 3 года назад +29

      SAME like I love to read and stuff but it’s so msndhchhdjdh

    • @GachaLifeGirl
      @GachaLifeGirl 3 года назад +4

      I love writing stories, but I didn’t know Language and Composition would all be rhetoric!

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 3 года назад +5

      I myself enjoy analyzing stuff I like in depth but I imagine that interest would be totally killed if I took a college class in it.

    • @tommy_o
      @tommy_o 3 года назад

      watching this rn, knowing I should be doing mine, all is good here.

    • @allisonbelter1286
      @allisonbelter1286 2 года назад +1

      Me who has finally finished my 3 language arts/literature AP courses: *exhausted sigh* same

  • @azlufa7607
    @azlufa7607 5 лет назад +1419

    So this means the video upload schedule will gain
    +1% SPEEEEEEEED

  • @LucyBebee
    @LucyBebee 2 года назад +75

    “i’m not gonna make a life commitment”
    “i don’t know where my priorities are gonna be in 10 years”
    damn, hits different

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 5 лет назад +70

    Technoblade stays in MC Monday and people get mad
    Technoblade leaves MC Monday and people get mad
    Pewdiepie donates to ADL and people get mad
    Pewdiepie retracts donation and people get mad
    This is a use of parallelism and structural irony

  • @jacksoncook1306
    @jacksoncook1306 5 лет назад +739

    I thought this was going to mean more uploads but let’s be honest techno is just gonna watch anime instead lmao

    • @fearlesskugkug5192
      @fearlesskugkug5192 5 лет назад +13

      Rezero 2nd season xd

    • @Ivan-ek2cu
      @Ivan-ek2cu 5 лет назад +3

      Also more streams

    • @swank8508
      @swank8508 5 лет назад

      Guys watch one piece it gets better after episode 752!!!

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  5 лет назад +91

      that's a good idea. alright guys see you in december

    • @Shadow-jp3ns
      @Shadow-jp3ns 5 лет назад +11

      @@Technoblade wait... NOOOOO

  • @suna845
    @suna845 5 лет назад +281

    "this week ill be teamed with..Wilbur?"
    *ohmygodyes*

    • @vulixirus
      @vulixirus 5 лет назад +8

      my exact reaction omg omg omg i'm so sad i won't be able to watch it live

    • @nothingtosee3251
      @nothingtosee3251 5 лет назад +2

      Wilbur is the man

    • @batspongey
      @batspongey 5 лет назад +2

      Suna ******* still, not, traves?!?!?!?!

    • @quinny1931
      @quinny1931 5 лет назад +1

      I facing love wilbur

  • @luisGarcia-hq8mp
    @luisGarcia-hq8mp 2 года назад +26

    "I don't know where my priorities will be in 10 years"...
    I wish he could be here in those 10 years.

    • @UnknownUser_10
      @UnknownUser_10 2 года назад +1

      It’s so sad. This was supposed to be the beginning of his life, not the end. Bad things can happen all of the sudden to anyone.

  • @landonprince5436
    @landonprince5436 5 лет назад +228

    Techno: “I was an English major”
    Also Techno: “Minecraft is the STABLER career choice”

    • @juku619
      @juku619 5 лет назад +3

      More stable*

    • @Raiko01
      @Raiko01 5 лет назад +11

      Bane of anthropods

    • @pillowedchavvy
      @pillowedchavvy 5 лет назад

      I was thinking the same thing lmao

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 лет назад +3

      He ain’t wrong... What could he POSSIBLY do with an English major?

    • @adrianforro
      @adrianforro 5 лет назад

      @@juku619 uhh that's kinda the point dude

  • @justinpark2946
    @justinpark2946 5 лет назад +274

    Technoblade:I'm not a dictator
    Also technoblade:wears a crown

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 5 лет назад +7

      I mean, he's not wrong. He's not a dictator, he's a king. They're technically different.

    • @tessarron8056
      @tessarron8056 5 лет назад +1

      vincent32 monarchy and dictatorship are very different

    • @ying492
      @ying492 5 лет назад

      Look at all these politic NERDS

    • @petro9227
      @petro9227 5 лет назад

      @@vincent-bz3ls Back in the day before Christ, the senate made people dictators. Then they stepped down on their own after 6 months.

  • @dimayacyacarly1699
    @dimayacyacarly1699 5 лет назад +598

    Lets appriciate the fact that this man gave all his time for college to his viewers and full filling what he loves

    • @mrdirtblock-minecraft8535
      @mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 5 лет назад +10

      Spartancharlie 18 and for money...

    • @superbanana1140
      @superbanana1140 5 лет назад +22

      @@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 true that but still i wont invest my time and hard work for something i don't love but even if you are going to work for what you love you still need money

    • @officialwaterreviewer
      @officialwaterreviewer 5 лет назад +12

      @@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 why do you think people go to college, to get a good job, to get more money, if he can get money from RUclips instead of spending all of that effort to just have a possibility to get a job

    • @mrdirtblock-minecraft8535
      @mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 5 лет назад +6

      MrDragon FTW Exactly, everyone does need to make money
      And i love how honest he is about that

    • @Quackleb
      @Quackleb 5 лет назад

      I'm pretty sure that's too deep for technoblade

  • @smurfadoodlethewise4584
    @smurfadoodlethewise4584 2 года назад +37

    I'm glad he chose not to go to school. At least he got to spend the tail end of his life doing something much more exciting than getting a degree for a job he'd never get.

  • @trawa0825
    @trawa0825 5 лет назад +210

    "there's no hard deadline" made a video called "update video so i dont lose pig rank"

    • @xeption2406
      @xeption2406 5 лет назад +1

      ?????? Just finished Evangelion... your pfp made me have flashbacks oh god

    • @garrettt6237
      @garrettt6237 5 лет назад +1

      OhSeven just curious because I was thinking about watching it, how long is Evangelion?

    • @kimberlymarsh9687
      @kimberlymarsh9687 5 лет назад

      *_A Small Price To Pay For Salvation_*

    • @xeption2406
      @xeption2406 5 лет назад +1

      Garrett T 24 episodes and then the movie. It’s on Netflix and yes there are 26 episodes but you are supposed to watch it episode 1-24 and then The End Of EvanGelion (The movie) and then you can watch episode 25 and 26 but they aren’t necessarily needed.

    • @xeption2406
      @xeption2406 5 лет назад +1

      Garrett T also it is a horrific show at times and I do not recommend watching if you are under 12 years old and have seen anime before.

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 5 лет назад +637

    Minecraft Monday: *ends*
    Technoblade has uploaded a new video: “im homeless lol”

    • @PresTsukasa
      @PresTsukasa 5 лет назад +30

      Minecraft Sundays: Bro i got yo back

    • @Arcticx369
      @Arcticx369 5 лет назад +1

      Blossom Sakura LOL so true

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +1

      oof

    • @alk3mystix
      @alk3mystix 5 лет назад

      hjejejejejeje

  • @jimmybob154
    @jimmybob154 5 лет назад +596

    College: Exists
    Technoblade: "This is not tactically working out."

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад +5

      English major

  • @yahnua
    @yahnua 6 месяцев назад +7

    I'm a man, not much makes me tear up but watching his old videos and hearing him say "who knows what my priorities will be in 10 years" made me cry a little.

  • @calvinvail4816
    @calvinvail4816 5 лет назад +232

    "unfortunately free will is a lie" - Technoblade 2019

  • @thediamondswordpick9571
    @thediamondswordpick9571 4 года назад +258

    he dropped out... to start a potato war on skyblock, this man is a legend

    • @crazyperson-ie7mz
      @crazyperson-ie7mz 4 года назад +10

      He then ended squids dreams

    • @moksha-shah
      @moksha-shah 4 года назад +3

      @@crazyperson-ie7mz which were to pay for college

  • @marcusewell582
    @marcusewell582 5 лет назад +289

    When he said every time I write a literary analysis essay a little piece of my soul breaks off and dies
    I felt that

    • @gene9597
      @gene9597 5 лет назад +2

      Everyone felt that

    • @khurelbatbayanbat7913
      @khurelbatbayanbat7913 5 лет назад +8

      AHH YES THIS LITERAL 3 WORD SENTENCE COMMUNICATES THE EXTREMES SEX DRIVE AND THE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION OF THE AUTHOR AND I WANNA FUCING DIE

    • @pairofscissors8395
      @pairofscissors8395 5 лет назад

      I dont even do literary essays and i felt that

    • @parchmentpaper-t7c
      @parchmentpaper-t7c 5 лет назад

      Pair of Scissors lucky

  • @NoMartialArtsKenny
    @NoMartialArtsKenny 9 месяцев назад +19

    9:27 everything always ends up aging like milk

    • @AlgebraMaster
      @AlgebraMaster 4 месяца назад

      i searched the newest comments for this lol

  • @themanguy5636
    @themanguy5636 5 лет назад +654

    does this mean that you can stream season 2 minecraft story mode?