Henya's official stance is (to paraphrase) "I'm not actually pure, I just don't know the English words." which feels like it might partially apply hear, as she seemed to gloss passed all the "impure" discussion.
Every time Michi says stuff like "can one sperm fertilize two eggs" I realize just how exceptional an actual truthful and informative health and s** ed class was.
For the record on how twins work, identical twins happen when a single fertilized egg splits into two with the exact same genes, and fraternal twins happen when the mother releases two egg cells at once, which are fertilized by separate sperm cells and are only as genetically similar as normal siblings. To my knowledge, there isn't a situation in which a single egg cell can be fertilized by two sperm cells. Hypothetically, I would think that would result in a single child with 1.5x the normal amount of genetic information in their cells. I doubt they would be viable enough to survive even if it COULD happen.
sperm are chemically driven away from fertilized eggs, so even in close calls, one of the sperms gets driven out. but also yeah an extra 21 chromosomes would never be viable. if it did somehow happen despite the hormones working against it, i wouldn't be surprised if conception fails entirely. (the girl would never know this, as it'd just flush out with her next period.)
Natural chimerism is also a thing which can happen and can result in viable offspring. It's when two fertilized eggs fuse. I recommend looking it up, it's pretty interesting
Bad part is : No, dogs do not have barbed penises, but here's some information about dog mating: Getting stuck: During mating, dogs will usually get stuck together for five to 45 minutes. This is a natural process, and you should not try to pull them apart. Biting: Some male dogs may bite the female's neck as they mount. Noise: Some dogs make noise during mating, which can be normal. However, it could also be a sign of pain, stress, or that the female doesn't want to mate. Anxiety: Dogs that are new to mating may feel anxious about being stuck together. Soothing: If you're concerned about your dog, you can try soothing her.
Yeah, my understanding is that their getting "in a tie" (stuck together) is at least partially because of the fact that dogs have a bone in their penises (like a lot of non-human animals do, even chimps), so it won't just slip out easily if it were to go flaccid. I feel like there may be more to it than that, but I think that's part of it.
I do remember the loanshark Henya. This was just "A New Hope". I can't wait for "the Empire strike back". "Obi-Mouse told me, you have no booba !" "Michi, I AM the booba ! Dayo !" Something like that ?
Fun fact, it's not the fastest sperm that wins: It's the egg that chooses. So you may not be a 'winner', because there was no race, but _you_ were chosen. You also chose yourself.
...that makes it twice as worse. You are telling me that either my egg and by extension I have been making god awful choices since the very first moment, or that my spear was chosen because that was the the best one...or more like not the worst one out of that one deeply flawed batch?
Again wrong. Hundreds of thousands of sperm attack the membrane of the egg so that one can penetrate inside. After one is inside, the egg begins to secrete substances that destroy the other sperm. This is not a choice. It is just a defense reaction
Tom Jr is not barbed, it's spined. The spines induce ovulation in the queen. They aren't sharp, either, they're just kinda there. Barbs are intended to prevent removal. Toms ejaculate instantly, then pull out. Barbs would rip apart the queen's sheath. Needless to say, this would be bad for reproduction.
So, two sperm fertilizing one ovum is possible, but extremely rare, and typically doesn't make it to term. Two ova being fertilized at the same time is what causes fraternal twins.
“Two sperm 1 egg” so wrong but at least inconsequentially wrong. Right? No matter how much some fool believes this, it can’t lead to anything bad.. right?
Always fucks me up how everywhere else on the internet, pepe is used almost solely by hate groups (nazis, etc.) and twitch users just spam that shit without even thinking about it. Then you try to bring it up with people that use twitch and they naively claim "We're reclaiming it!" (well, more like they ignorantly claim they are, since y'know, you need to be the minority groups targeted by it to 'reclaim' a symbol of hate, not to mention marking anyone else outside of said group as bigots, etc. making it impossible for them to use without outing themselves.)
I love Henya's facial expression when someone is saying sussy things. It embodies the whole "what the fuck dayo" really well.
0:31 michi subconsciously syncing movements with her own replay
Henya's official stance is (to paraphrase) "I'm not actually pure, I just don't know the English words." which feels like it might partially apply hear, as she seemed to gloss passed all the "impure" discussion.
7:46 "lookatim.." proceeds to pelvic thrust chat in the face🙃
Every time Michi says stuff like "can one sperm fertilize two eggs" I realize just how exceptional an actual truthful and informative health and s** ed class was.
idk what education they got but i had the awser to this spelled and out with images for me in biology class
I had no idea Henya's rig was so expressive. I love it.
The look of pure shock on Henya's face throughout this whole thing, absolutely priceless 🤣
Henya has a pretty good face of deep concern.
For the record on how twins work, identical twins happen when a single fertilized egg splits into two with the exact same genes, and fraternal twins happen when the mother releases two egg cells at once, which are fertilized by separate sperm cells and are only as genetically similar as normal siblings.
To my knowledge, there isn't a situation in which a single egg cell can be fertilized by two sperm cells. Hypothetically, I would think that would result in a single child with 1.5x the normal amount of genetic information in their cells. I doubt they would be viable enough to survive even if it COULD happen.
sperm are chemically driven away from fertilized eggs, so even in close calls, one of the sperms gets driven out.
but also yeah an extra 21 chromosomes would never be viable. if it did somehow happen despite the hormones working against it, i wouldn't be surprised if conception fails entirely. (the girl would never know this, as it'd just flush out with her next period.)
Natural chimerism is also a thing which can happen and can result in viable offspring. It's when two fertilized eggs fuse. I recommend looking it up, it's pretty interesting
Half the humor of this comes from Henya’s concerned and horrified expressions as the conversation progresses. 😂
I like how "floppy" was the limit
Michi reacting Henya reacting Michi
Jared is like my first Spore creation
0:29 michi is now apparently concerned of her own digital footprint
8:10 Cute.. yes.. disturbing.. also yes..
Michi goes to hell for that, poor Henya
Bad part is : No, dogs do not have barbed penises, but here's some information about dog mating:
Getting stuck: During mating, dogs will usually get stuck together for five to 45 minutes. This is a natural process, and you should not try to pull them apart.
Biting: Some male dogs may bite the female's neck as they mount.
Noise: Some dogs make noise during mating, which can be normal. However, it could also be a sign of pain, stress, or that the female doesn't want to mate.
Anxiety: Dogs that are new to mating may feel anxious about being stuck together.
Soothing: If you're concerned about your dog, you can try soothing her.
Yeah, my understanding is that their getting "in a tie" (stuck together) is at least partially because of the fact that dogs have a bone in their penises (like a lot of non-human animals do, even chimps), so it won't just slip out easily if it were to go flaccid. I feel like there may be more to it than that, but I think that's part of it.
Did chatgpt write this
@@Nejovei think you’re forgetting about the knot… or the “bulbus glandis” if we wanna be fancy about it
2:17
that's such an incredible time to jump in, and such a perfectly "Henya" thing chime in on. Absolutely based and Henya pilled.
"Why do you know this?" Someone that's never owned either of those animals, I take it.
Michi Donald Duck vs Henya chopping board, round 1: Michi wins by default cuz b00ba, also henya was stunlocked by the lewd talk
I do remember the loanshark Henya. This was just "A New Hope".
I can't wait for "the Empire strike back".
"Obi-Mouse told me, you have no booba !"
"Michi, I AM the booba ! Dayo !"
Something like that ?
Dogs are not barbed. The female dog just squeeze the dogs ww and doesnt let it out. There are no barbs.
Also, dogs have a bone in their penises, unlike humans, so it can't just go completely flaccid and fall out.
poor Henya
Hey why did we get the bonk 😂
Failed in character creation simulator
Fun fact, it's not the fastest sperm that wins: It's the egg that chooses. So you may not be a 'winner', because there was no race, but _you_ were chosen. You also chose yourself.
So many jokes there. So many. Can we make any of them? No. Because this site makes mistakes as terrible as your mother's eggs.
...that makes it twice as worse. You are telling me that either my egg and by extension I have been making god awful choices since the very first moment, or that my spear was chosen because that was the the best one...or more like not the worst one out of that one deeply flawed batch?
Again wrong. Hundreds of thousands of sperm attack the membrane of the egg so that one can penetrate inside. After one is inside, the egg begins to secrete substances that destroy the other sperm. This is not a choice. It is just a defense reaction
i allways see people joke about "winning the sperm race" when its much more of being chosen then just winning a race
Tom Jr is not barbed, it's spined. The spines induce ovulation in the queen. They aren't sharp, either, they're just kinda there.
Barbs are intended to prevent removal. Toms ejaculate instantly, then pull out. Barbs would rip apart the queen's sheath. Needless to say, this would be bad for reproduction.
But, but I was told that they are barbed to ruin it for other cats by a Grandma on the way to the Toy Store with a young boy Asian Dr and a Cough Drop
The education system has failed them all.
This digital footprint of Michi's that Henya is following isn't looking too good for current Michi
My voice isn't good, but I have GREAT moans!❤
So, two sperm fertilizing one ovum is possible, but extremely rare, and typically doesn't make it to term. Two ova being fertilized at the same time is what causes fraternal twins.
Kintama
“Two sperm 1 egg” so wrong but at least inconsequentially wrong. Right? No matter how much some fool believes this, it can’t lead to anything bad.. right?
The vshojo reacts to reacts to reacts to is becoming a casual loop at this point...
Always fucks me up how everywhere else on the internet, pepe is used almost solely by hate groups (nazis, etc.) and twitch users just spam that shit without even thinking about it. Then you try to bring it up with people that use twitch and they naively claim "We're reclaiming it!" (well, more like they ignorantly claim they are, since y'know, you need to be the minority groups targeted by it to 'reclaim' a symbol of hate, not to mention marking anyone else outside of said group as bigots, etc. making it impossible for them to use without outing themselves.)