Kay screaming in the beginning is the best part of this entire video, I was fucking laughing for a minute straight. Its like a horror movie come to life.
This Sir… is a masterpiece, myself and partner are captivated, horrified and beyond amused. Thank you, thank you, thank you for your time in making this video, you have truly made our week and it’s only Monday.
My partner and I got halfway through this video before we had to plate up dinner. We came back and she promptly pressed play on it so we could experience the rest. What an emotional journey. I feel utterly depressed.
Why is literally ever single meal wrong or chaotic in some way?!🤣🤣🤣 Also im sure i can hear Kay getting her cheeks absolutely demolished in the next room at 9:10
I do hope you received the psychiatric help you needed after managing to watch, copy, edit and produce this spectacle from Lee's monologues over an entire year!
Thank you. It is no trivial task to sum up the human condition and the struggles it tasks us with day after day. May your art awaken the sleeper before the sun eats us all.
Well one man's pleasure is another man's torture I suppose... I think someone should warn him that we saw a vegetable on more than one occasion.. almost one a week, yikes ! Slow down, boyo ! Don't over-do the veg !!!! 🤭😆
Interrogator: "Who do you work for?" Terrorist: (spits on ground) "Fuck you!" Interrogator: (to other interrogator) "I think we're gonna have to show him that video of English food."
I know a lot of people are taking the piss, but this is an incredible video really, tells you so much. Any non British people especially, don’t think this is unusual. Take into account in her videos Kay cooks some different things.. pasta, rice, meals with garlic, onions, herbs, none of that is here. There’s no pasta, no rice, no seafood, hardly any unprocessed meat, no veg except peas, no fruit. Even a lot of the sandwiches he eats for supper are store bought. So they’re expensive and they’re bought for that purpose, they’re not just randomly bought, they are bought as a late night snack! So, don’t be at all surprised at the state of British people’s health.
I’m 45 and an Aussie, but I grew up poorer than a church mouse and everything there was familiar to me apart from the store bought sandwiches. Some form of meat with either mash potato and 2 veggies, or home cut chips, spaghetti bolognaise, beans or spaghetti on toast, cheap shitty home brand pizza, or home made pizza on toast. I used to love going to nans place, she made great food and had a jelly or a custard every night with tea, and baked a big cake on Sunday with Sunday baked dinner.
I like how the piano starts off being playful and inquisitive but turns tragic from June onwards. It aptly symbolises the viewer's emotional journey through the video
I'm absolutely gobsmacked 😮. The hours of time, energy and dedication put into this compilation of vomit inducing plates of shit - no cheese, tho, because Lee cahn't have cheese - is a fucking work of art. A labor of love. We knew he didn't get to 400lbs from eating salads. Those meals killed Ziggy,bro. How much livestock was slaughtered for the amount of ham, bacon and sausage that unemployed, benefits collecting, shitty vlogger eats? Those 10min vlogs are a greeting, holding back information from what he's doing that day, cuts to taxi ride, 30 seconds at a store, taxi ride home, his "suppah", Curly's walk and a shot of shirtless Lee already knackered saying gnite. And I cannot stop Watching 😂. Great job here. You're a godsend 😇
“And with my bread I’m having……” I remember counting how many slices Lee tastered When this was first uploaded. ( A bread cake counts as 2 slices. ). Count them your self. 🤣😂😂 I’ve just done a little wee watching this again. Eres ya Pilchards pal . Nigh nigh and dem fAJeeetas . Happy mammeries , or is it happy memories
Kay has the beige part of the food colour spectrum nailed.
This 😂
🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
And gray, bro. Don't forget the beautiful glisten of gray the boiled mincemeat produces before it reaches charcoal black.
Overcast food
@@The_Ballo mirrors teh whever up norf
This sir, is a work of art. A veritable cornucopia of calories, a feast fit for the gods. I tip my hat to you.
OK?
I too tip my fat
*hat
@@JoelTehMole Freudian slip?
@@marspuppy.m i spent a good 5 minutes laughing this comment, thank you 😂
I saw a man get on the train with 2 ham sangwidges this morning. Big Lee is an influencer.
Counted all the ham sandwiches he had in a year. 63 and a half. HAM. SANDWICHES.
He’s gonna turn into pork.
And that's just what he recorded. I'd say triple it for snacks and late nite munchies 🐖
Hero
Did you add up the half ham sandwiches?
wow real edge of your seat stuff eh, with all those ham sandwicher Lee truly lives on a knifes edge 😂
I keep coming back to this when I’m stoned. Wtf…
Kay screaming in the beginning is the best part of this entire video, I was fucking laughing for a minute straight. Its like a horror movie come to life.
no you werent m8
Do you know what the original video is? I find it hilarious
>like
@@bobsterdon7907 yea wots de origunal videeoh?
It's 'Prank gone to far', a cinema classic
This Sir… is a masterpiece, myself and partner are captivated, horrified and beyond amused. Thank you, thank you, thank you for your time in making this video, you have truly made our week and it’s only Monday.
And for my 30th I’m having a triple bypass
*trible bypass. no though I like lee and Kay but I did enjoy this video lol.
After watching this I feel better about my diet.
"after a long day of walking" don't take the piss 😂
Had me cracking up 😂😂😂 walking
Think he got his 'L's' & his 'N's' mixed up 😂
@@davixta666 😂😂😂
@@davixta666me🎉
@@davixta666if he can find it 😂 probably inverted by now 😂
This should be entered into the Cannes Film Festival!
Alternate title: ‘And For My Tea: A Descent into Coronary Heart Disease’
ikr!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm gonna have one and a half ham sandwiches now as an honour to Lee and kay.
Video was nice, yea, fumbs up.
Which I din really want
Served on a manky sofa
My partner and I got halfway through this video before we had to
plate up dinner. We came back and she promptly pressed play on it so we could experience the rest. What an emotional journey. I feel utterly depressed.
Why is literally ever single meal wrong or chaotic in some way?!🤣🤣🤣
Also im sure i can hear Kay getting her cheeks absolutely demolished in the next room at 9:10
Yeah that's John giving her a good pounding with his eyes closed
Wtf?! Someone needs medical attention!
This is a compilation of all the food lee has eaten that has lead him to be an absolute beast and snore whilst awake...
Lee and Kay singlehandedly keeping hovis in business!
lmfao
nah they 100% buy shitty Asda own-brand bread
The farts must be legendary and non stop
I love the Sandwich on Leg presentation
Only Kay could conjure up a dish with such varied ingredients as a plate of potato waffles with chips.
Leigh carnt av wafalls
@@rentaghost He can on a peezer.
I love how you've made into some type of horror movie fever dream.
Should be recognized as the greatest video on RUclips... Like living inside a horror movie 😊
I do hope you received the psychiatric help you needed after managing to watch, copy, edit and produce this spectacle from Lee's monologues over an entire year!
RIP Ziggy. He’ll be up there eating spectral pilchards in the clouds.
Wait he died??
Na, he can fly
@Troll Me Thisoh no….. 😭😭😭actually made me laugh tf
@@llemonpup yeah he joined the volunteer forces in Ukraine and died of long COVID
Ziggy always looked miserable, probably embraced the sweet release of death from this waking nightmare
Thank you. It is no trivial task to sum up the human condition and the struggles it tasks us with day after day. May your art awaken the sleeper before the sun eats us all.
I love when he tries to read
9:45 for my supper im having an all day breakfast 😂😂😂😂😂
What the fuck are they spreading butter with in the Hoyland household? A cheese grater? A shoe? We will never know.
Maybe we don't want to know 🥴
They don't use butter. Its margarine
Most likely an Oofa-Doofa
they should use this as a torture method to get information from the enemies..................... play it over an over an over
Well one man's pleasure is another man's torture I suppose...
I think someone should warn him that we saw a vegetable on more than one occasion.. almost one a week, yikes !
Slow down, boyo ! Don't over-do the veg !!!! 🤭😆
Interrogator: "Who do you work for?"
Terrorist: (spits on ground) "Fuck you!"
Interrogator: (to other interrogator) "I think we're gonna have to show him that video of English food."
Wow. Speechless. The production values alone get you a fumbs up.
The omelettes at 13:13 are *chef's kiss*.
Thank you for cataloguing this.
This is a culinary journey of epic proportions!!!
Love how he says he’s having a COOKED chicken sandwich. Does he imagine some people prefer to eat raw chicken sandwiches? Lee is utterly priceless!!!!
Lee, if you're watching this mate, next time you're down the GP for summit, just show the doctor this video. Good luck mate 🤞
I always wondered if Lee and Kay actually ate and enjoyed all the food that they cooked. Safe to say I think they do.
m8 have you seen their taste tests? They love it
Finest culinary cuisine in all of the British Isles
I like the variety. Turkish, Chinese, Indian...
masterwork. one and a half ham sandwiches breakfast of kings. nanite pal
I know a lot of people are taking the piss, but this is an incredible video really, tells you so much. Any non British people especially, don’t think this is unusual. Take into account in her videos Kay cooks some different things.. pasta, rice, meals with garlic, onions, herbs, none of that is here. There’s no pasta, no rice, no seafood, hardly any unprocessed meat, no veg except peas, no fruit. Even a lot of the sandwiches he eats for supper are store bought. So they’re expensive and they’re bought for that purpose, they’re not just randomly bought, they are bought as a late night snack! So, don’t be at all surprised at the state of British people’s health.
@AFndjdj7373 I’m from a family like this. I know this is how they eat.
I’m 45 and an Aussie, but I grew up poorer than a church mouse and everything there was familiar to me apart from the store bought sandwiches. Some form of meat with either mash potato and 2 veggies, or home cut chips, spaghetti bolognaise, beans or spaghetti on toast, cheap shitty home brand pizza, or home made pizza on toast. I used to love going to nans place, she made great food and had a jelly or a custard every night with tea, and baked a big cake on Sunday with Sunday baked dinner.
This maybe one of the best videos in You Tube history.
I come here to fill the void Lee left by not showing his dinners anymore
It almost makes me want to go out and get two yum yums
I like how the piano starts off being playful and inquisitive but turns tragic from June onwards. It aptly symbolises the viewer's emotional journey through the video
Thank you for this masterpiece
I now need to sleep with the light on. Fumbs up!
Fantastic.
Such a shame he doesn't do these anymore :(
This is beautiful. A work of art.
How did he manage to make ice cream look repulsive?
Lee's diet mainly consists of bread, sausages and chips.
and now for the taste test
I'm absolutely gobsmacked 😮. The hours of time, energy and dedication put into this compilation of vomit inducing plates of shit - no cheese, tho, because Lee cahn't have cheese - is a fucking work of art. A labor of love. We knew he didn't get to 400lbs from eating salads. Those meals killed Ziggy,bro. How much livestock was slaughtered for the amount of ham, bacon and sausage that unemployed, benefits collecting, shitty vlogger eats? Those 10min vlogs are a greeting, holding back information from what he's doing that day, cuts to taxi ride, 30 seconds at a store, taxi ride home, his "suppah", Curly's walk and a shot of shirtless Lee already knackered saying gnite. And I cannot stop Watching 😂. Great job here. You're a godsend 😇
What do you think makes you addicted?... I have it as well, I can't stop
@@wickyownt I'm pretty sure I never said addicted 😂. An addiction to Lee I would never disclose. There's no rehab for that mess. Can't stop watching
For lee bread is best, when served on your lap or sofa corner.
and for my tea im avin a ham samwidge
Thumbs up 👍
Fumbs up 🙈
mate honestly whoever made this is a legend, this is fucking amazing in every way. genuinely scary, LEGEND!
This is art. You are a genius.
Well done for making it this far Lee, many of us would have perished away after the first plate
10:34 idk if that’s Kay repeating lee saying “wedges” but that was quite eerie icl
Brilliant work
I don’t think Lee has ever got his mouth in a real fajeeeeta 😂
Vegeta
Probably doesn't tasters reyt nice to him
@@benjitring600tasters like a graveh paste
My favorite is when he puts raw toast in between 2 pieces of toast!
This beats every tiktok influencers content hands down.
Truly, a man of culture.
5:45 for a fraction of a second you can see NPC Lee
The raw chicken looked especially delicious.
I like how when he told us he was having chicken sandwiches for his supper he made sure to point out they were cooked chicken sandwiches.
This is brilliant. Hats off to you good sir 😂😂
Absolute work of art
An four mhye tea ahm avin carbohydrates
Like the way Lee calls Goujons, Jojoins, and Kay can't correct him.
Art. Pure art.
2:00 two hotdogs?
I always laugh hard at that 😅
I love how every meal just looks slightly off 😂
Legendary work.....deserves video of the year.
A bafta at least!... genius!
when the music kicked in at 11:30 my eyes started filling with tears, masterful gambit good sir.
At least he enjoys his life the way it is.
wont live to see 50 tho
:( @@wontoncon6282
@@wontoncon6282 Live fast die young
@@wontoncon6282 Stone?
Thank you for assisting in the rotting of my brain, it was worth it
Good to see that Lee gets his healthy 5 a day
We've watched this several times. Have just realised it's reminiscent of Franz Kafka's work.
Bravo! Absolutely riveting content!
If i ate that way, for my tea I'd be having a coronary!
Fumbs up !
We're back 👏 and we're ready to do it all over again
Are you? Okay, we’ll see you in the next video, Alex. 😃
As a Bakewell native, calling the monstrosities at 8:00 Bakewell tarts should be a hangable offence.
Best video on RUclips ❤ for putting this together
Love it. Hilarious. 🍞🧇🍳🌭🥪🍗🍟🍕🍦🫖
Credit where credit is due, this is class!
Can't believe this is back up. Christmas come early in my opinion.
I dont know how this man makes plain bread look revolting but he does i guess
Yeah I’ve never seen an unappealing bacon and egg sandwich until now.
IKR IVE NEVER SEEN NASTY PLAIN ICECREAM BUT NOW I DO@@thesausage351
Half man half ham sandwich
Nanite pahl here's yer pilchards see yer in the mawnin.
i like the way the edit makes it seem that the dog is fed once a month
Why does his dinners look like it’s been thrown on the plate
Probably because it has. Don't think they're are into presentation.
Love this.
Not ONE green vegetable in the entire fucken thing
that dog is an inmate
Fantastic stuff
High AF watching this. It’s what I’ve been searching for
Me too! Can't stop laughing 😅😅💀
You can tell kay cooked his food.💀
For my supper I'm having Roadkill 🤦♀️
Can we get a ham sandwich counter please?
What is the difference between, tea, dinner, supper? 🤔
They’re just different words for evening meals used around different parts of the UK and Ireland.
Amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
10:51 two chicken Vegeta's
That's why he's balloning - a bag if cocktail sausages at midnight
And a rack of fuckin ribs!
“And with my bread I’m having……”
I remember counting how many slices Lee tastered When this was first uploaded.
( A bread cake counts as 2 slices. ). Count them your self. 🤣😂😂
I’ve just done a little wee watching this again. Eres ya Pilchards pal . Nigh nigh and dem fAJeeetas
. Happy mammeries , or is it happy memories
Can you imagine the state of their toilet 💩 😂
He often suffers with a bad stomach , can’t think why 🤦♀️