House Impeaches President Trump in Historic Vote: A Closer Look
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
- Seth takes a closer look at President Donald Trump becoming the third president in history to be impeached.
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He is too illiterate to have written that letter himself
Why on earth did you allow this thief to even run?
I thought same.
Anyone with a brain would see it that way. Sadly his base lack common sense.
I don't think he understands half of those words!
I would guess Stephen Miller wrote it.
"The Democrats are tearing families apart!" She got confused for a minute.
Fake comment. Fake Republicans. Fake 45. Fake fox news
Yes, but those darn democrats are tearing apart white families, like that republican representative's wife who just moved out because her husband supports Trump is a known sex offender......
Ironic considering what trump is doing to those Latino families... wait what
Yeah, as the Republicans are literally running campaigns on that very platform.
Obama built the cages
The way he is standing like he wants to get his hoverboard go forward LOL
(in a thick German accent) "Tick-tock tick-tock, that is how the clock laughs at you. ... It is *always* laughing at you."
That's amazingly scary yet also on point.
"He helped create the Space Force" Don't pull any muscles with all that reach.
I wanna join space force
@@9014jayvictor Should be easy, it's just a department of the Air Force, with Air Force personnel who were already doing that work, housed in ne... oh wait existing Air Force office space.
So... if you don't have color blindness or some other ocular issue, join the Air Force? Would be cool tho, yes. xD
You first have to be picked by the Giunyu force before u can apply
MegaTronn LOL
Republican Space Rangers, a.k.a Delta Farce: Space Edition
*_"Impeachment isn't like Halley's Comet.... it's like a fire truck"_*
That's a brilliant line! 8^D
But I wonder how many in his base will think that's true.
They aren't known for their smarts.
@@Edu_Kate
Indeed they aren't. 🤣
@@Edu_Kate All of them, they hang on his every word, like he's the lord Jesus himself. He's the Jim Jones of American politics just waiting to serve his cyanide laced koolaid.
I laugh so hard haha
Why does he think it’s normal to describe a phone conversation as a “perfect phone call”? He’s so freaking weird!
one single time he didn't call it perfect, he called it terrific, but only once
But, he wasn't lying.?
He mearly said something that was imcomprehensable.
Ascent it’s just basic overcompensation lol
Like a murderer with blood all over his hands saying “my hands are clean! It’s the cleanest hands in the history of hands” Trump is such a weak liar that he lies in a way that draws attention to the fact he is lying. He current even realize how weak his lies are and that literally no one believes him lol
Ascent
If you care so much. like you say about corruption, then Why don’t you care about Bidens obvious Quid Quo Pro, which he himself confessses to on a video to a couple of Dem mates at a democratic meeting?? There is also the little matter
a 5 million dollar payment, to Hunter Biden by the Chinese. No wonder all the American trade and jobs were being sold out to China. You don’t really care about corruption, because you don’t care about much worse corruption on the Democrat side.
Hypocrite!
The clock and the calendar bit killed me 😂 😂 😂
Can he actually feed himself and tie his own shoes???
Yeah...
My reaction isn't
"Hooray they impeached him!" it's more "Finally they impeached him! What the hell took you so long?!"
Collin McLean Now, let us not celebrate yet.
Mike Pence is a religious nut and will be in charge.
That's just as bad if not worse than Trump.
He could actually win 2020 if the Dems screw up like 2016
I suppose better late than never.
Nancy "the traitor" Pelosi is what took so long, and then she limited the scope of the investigations to the phone call, and dropped the tons of obstruction evidence that should have been a part of this from the beginning.
As a constituent of the Speaker , i am very unamused at her delay and antics leading up to Trumps impeachment.
She fought against the impeachment and deserves to be voted out of office next year.
He’s not removed from office
@@CaseyFinSF Yeah I'm in strong agreement with you. The old centrist Democratic guard needs to go. Biden, Pelosi, Schumer... We need actual progressives or at least actual left leaning people to start actually getting things done. Most of them try to sell the idea that once Trump is out of office everything will be fine again but it's not, we'll still be dealing with pieces left behind once that happens. Damage has been done and the system that allowed him to be elected in the first place will go unchanged. Meanwhile McConnell is forcing through more judges, people are getting kicked off of food stamps, and companies are still being allowed to run rampant with no check. Trump isn't the disease, he's merely a more obvious sign rather than the less conspicuous symptoms...
I’ve heard of the dish running away with the spoon, but never the clock conspiring with the calendar.
😂😂 😂 Thank you
And strong as Lindsey's gaydar
There hangs the clock
And the calendar.
Thrasymachus Monk “mindless new-ager”........ ok boomer.
Thrasymachus Monk what does it feel like to be a giant vagina?
Thrasymachus Monk pretty stupid thing to say since I’m a 37 year old service connected war veteran. So I find it amusing that you’re firing shots at me. Don’t worry. I’m not mad. You on the other hand, you might want some time to recover from trumps impeachment last night. And remember; you’re always safe in the comment section. Cheers😎
A new adult-children's book: "The clown, the clock and the calendar".
It keeps feeling as if he is sending a message in code. Is he telling forces unknown to the rest of us that 'action' needs to be taken blah, blah, blah 'clock and calendar' blah, blah, blah...
Could one of these frightened GOPP, Groupies of Putin's Puppet, go so far as to actually try to use force? Is there a white group that would take up arms against the USA? Just to stay in power by gerrymandering, voter suppression, purging voting rolls in cities, closing polling stations in colleges... etc, ad nauseam?
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The calendar is in a daze/days, and instead of shaking hands I want to slap the clock in the face. Sorry, I am wound up hearing this insanity, and weak/week in the knees. It's so alarming.
@@lilRadRidinHood Good pun.
What I keep telling myself is to feel reassured because there are these other people in the country who also see this idiocy. I was able to watch enough of the hearings live to hear some of those parts myself and had trouble grasping the level of weapons grade stupidity demonstrated by grown people totally ignoring the subject at hand because they have no defense for it.
True blithering GOP idiots.
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Such a clear example of "blithering" one has never seen before...
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Perhaps we can say that Trump left a toilet paper trail of his misdeeds!
Yes
The Clock and the Calendar, sounds like a Narnia Chronicle book
Putin is clocking that calendar girl in his Christian caboose !
People with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never take responsibility for their actions .
Rinse, lather, Repeat.....
Yeah. That's why we don't make them president!
Nailed it!
You gotta hand it to them, their powers of justification are amazing!
@bob simons
No, you're the only one talking about that. Not a surprise, though. It's what we've come to expect from you tards. Pathetic and predictable.
What did the clock say to the calendar? “It’s time we have a date”.
dborg56 😂😂😂
OMG That is a good one. Thanks for the laugh
dborg56 Snort!!! Laughed so hard that I spit out my covfefe!!! Almost choked dude!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣☕️⚰️
🎊🏆😂😂😂
Jon Emery What did the calendar say to the clock. “It’s time to ring your bell. You look kinda wound up”
The clock and calender thing sounds like something a crazy person says on the subway
@Janet Freeman get that guy some seraquil 😆
Lmao.
Who let Collins off the subway. Can he actually feed himself and tie his own shoes???
Always remember the clock and the calender! 😂
"He helped to build the Space Force"
Ok gramps, it'ts time for your medicine and then off to bed.
This has to be one of Seth's finest "A Closer Look" yet.
Totally agree. But he doesn't have such material every day.
He's getting edgier. And I love it!!
@13:55 Toady Moneybags the Third has stacks of bills in his pocket and is too fat to stand without getting hoisted, and they didnt even need to mention it ;D
Totally totally Right !! A GREAT Closer look tonight!!
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
-Winston Churchill
As applicable today as ever. Things are just getting started.
Quaker Joe this should be higher. It’s exciting that the articles are pinned down. But hard work is ahead.
Quaker Joe we helped rescue Winston granddaughter from a broken boat west of the big island. 😂
The only thing ahead is a psychopaths rage
But Churchill had a unified government behind him.
yo im related to Winston Churchill, im one of his great great nephews, You have earned a like
The clock and the calendar sounds like a children's book
Skot Matthews would be a great book title.
I didn't think there was anyone dumber than Devin Nunes. Then along came Doug Collins.
Jim D. And Matt gaetz
Are you willfully and blatantly trying to ignore Gohmert and Jordan?!
Still a toss up to be honest. Nunes literally sues cows.
They have enough dumb to pull out of that bucket they could field both sides in an All-Star Game of Stupids.
This is Barry Loudermilk slander 😂😂😂
I watched, and boy, you'd think the R's thought that the vote was won not by number of votes, but by how many veins you can burst in your neck screaming "NAY!"
Doesn't matter now. He's officially impeached! It's the only thing he actually deserves.
@@couragekarnga8735 ..I think he deserves much more.
JAILTIME that is!!
If the GOP has the guts to compare Trump to Jesus, they should drop him in a desert without any food for 40 days and see what happens.
@Jarrod You're a very stable genius! What a great idea!!!
"First of all, it is rich to accuse democrats of tearing families apart to defend a president who is *LITERALLY* tearing families apart."
All the likes.
TheBrothergreen don’t forget that the border is run on Obama era laws.
Edit: There’s a Vox article linked below clarifying my statement.
@@Cdm572 trump was the one who changed border policy to separate families and then backpedaled on it after much controversy. but u wouldn't remember . so yeah, blame obama.
@@Cdm572 Lie...and not even a good one. Be better, man.
@@Cdm572 Don't forget that Stephen Miller and Jeff Sessions publicly took credit for STARTING the policy of family separation that is literally tearing families apart, and were surprised when people were upset at them for it and only started to backpedal and blame Obama after it was obvious how many Americans were appalled by their policies. Don't forget either that people on the left were already critical of Obama's immigration policy, but that they only separated families in specific cases like when authorities suspected a danger to the child, otherwise they detained families together.
You've got nothing.
Doctor Thirteen I never said Trump was right in his implementation of the Zero Tolerance policy. However, it is a version of the 2014 policy that was brought forth by Obama and shut down by the courts. Obama was faced by a genuine crisis and trump acted on his own emotions. Trump attempted to do what Obama was stoped from doing. So yes, it is an iteration of Obama era policies.
www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.com/platform/amp/2018/6/21/17488458/obama-immigration-policy-family-separation-border
"We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.” - HG Wells.... I don't think he meant what it actually means????!!! LOL!!!! I'm dying from laughter and AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!
Thanks for that clarification. You're right it doesn't come close to even being relevant to whatever he's supposed to be talking about. He sounds like he's drunk out of his mind....
Sonya Kamell Another fun thing is that this seems to be one of them “internet quotes”, when someone make up a cool phrase and then slaps big name on it to make it legitimately smart. It’s possible that H.G. Wells has nothing to do with it.
@@svenzverg7321 I found it on Goodreads, which is usually fairly legit. But wsi knows anymore!
Sonya Kamell lol
So. . . these are the people who "lead" the nation? I guess time will tell. . .
Oh wait a minute!! Is that what he meant by "clock and calendar"? Eventually we will all see how maligned and abused President Trump has been? Remember how they locked Galileo up and turns out he was right all the time? Trump is like Galileo. And Jesus.
They look like a version of the Corleone family where everybody is as ruthless as Vito, but as smart as Fredo.^^
Hahaha, brilliant!
One of the best episodes ever, because of Seth's hilarious jokes and voices more than the GREAT news
Do you really call this news buddy no wonder our country is so f***** can't wait for the Civil War to get here
This was already so stupid, that u really didnt need seth jokes to laugh about them!! The intro was good though!
Seth is hilarious? He's as funny as Amy Schemer LOL Bring back Craig Ferguson!
@@abrahamcorrea2328
Wrong network, nimrod.
Get Sirius already.
Oh man, I telling you that was the best, I'm still laughing😂😂🔥💯 Just for that My whole family just Subscribed!!!! Priceless 😂🇺🇸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Collins - “The last 15 minutes, great oratory but nothing to do with this impeachment....”
He said it right there! His goose was cooked.
I was thinking that Collins' tone (while running the Republican side of this debate) seemed weirdly jocular and jolly, but after seeing that clip from the day before, I guess pretending the whole thing was a farce was about the only way for him to get through it.
Doug Collins is what I imagine a robot sounds like when malfunctioning.
I was like, Dafuqwuzzatshyt?
Can he actually feed himself and tie his own shoes???
Vote out the Clock in counter VOTE BLUE and the idiot's have a Clock on the Counter
Like in Logan's Run!
The poor court reporter who has to transcribe Collin's words to the record! What....on......earth.
About time!
Now where are his taxes?
You mean the ones he never EVER paid?
Hahahaha we never gonna see it, we'll he haven't paid anything
The Supreme court is scheduled to rule on trump's taxes in June
Same place as his integrity.
NY state has that in court right now.
Thats just peachy!!! Merry Christmas everyone!
🎅🎅🎅
Merry Christmas 🎁 Happy holiday, 🎉
And a happy New Year!
Courage Karnga + every holiday you can think about it in the book 😂🎁
A very merry Impeachmas to you, too!
I love how I said “what is he talking about?” Just before Seth said it 😂😂
"Impeachment's not Haley's Comet, it's a fire truck. It shows up when there's a fire." Great line. For sure stealing that.
Me too
Trump completely had it coming. Still, it’s a humiliating day for the country.
That's an excellent way of putting it. But I do believe the House Democrats impressed today with their unbreakable commitment to honor their oaths to the Constitution, unlike their opposition.
Yes and no. It's a terrible mess of the president's and Republican own making but America would look even worse if, given the circumstances, the house hadn't voted to impeach him.
The most humiliating day for your country was when they guy became President!! He's been continuously humiliating you guys daily ever since.
Not as humiliating as the day a grossly unqualified, incompetent, shady, slimy, con artist reality show TV host was sworn into office.
Kate D exactly right, he was never a legitimate president from the get go.
"The Clock and the Calendar" sounds like a rejected Aesop's fable.
Actually, reminds more of a Lewis Carrol poem that one might find hidden away in Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass and What She Found There.
I know what I'm getting Doug Collins for Christmas. A clock and a calendar.
Aesop was trying to write about how people had to pay their rent on time and by a certain date. Pay by noon on the 31st or Trump kicks you out of your rental.
Wait until that guy gets a smartphone; it's both a clock and a calendar!!
Or, in his other version where he screws up his own saying, "The calendar and the clock". Way to fail at trying to be iconic!
Rep: Debbie Lesko of Arizona: The democrats are tearing families apart
Any normal Person: Remember Children and Cages. Yep. Literally...
The families she’s referring to are the only ones that matter to the Republicans: white families. They don’t care about any REAL human rights violations. It’s sad, really. They have the kind of job in which foresight is key, and they seem to have all thrown their legacies in the toilet.
remember how many voters the Rs illegally removed from the rolls, too.
Yuppers.
@ernst zundle I don't trust liberals with facts. Not when they support transgenderism and abortion.
Sai Kiran thanks you fucking edge lord dear GOD
@@hippios so you're saying you don't have sources. Surprise surprise.
@levi blankenship anyone who supports everyone being able to make their own choices is the only kind of decent person worth living in my book. Anyone who thinks they can make life decisions for strangers can take a short walk off the edge of a blender for all i care.
I would like to hear John Lithgow read the letter.
John Lithgow should be president.
Except it's Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin.
How about Bobcat Goldthwait in full-on gonzo mode?
Christofer Walken
I would like to hear Ian McDiarmid to read the letter as Emperor Palpatine
"It was a perfect call" is the equivalent to " I'm not a crook " or "I did not have sex with that woman".
'Perfect' comment.
The perfect call had ....dot dot dot's......what was omitted from the transcript?
Yet somehow dumber.
yeah except the other ones were like normal things that normal people would say and "it was a perfect call" is bizarre nonsense only Trump would say
So tell me what exactly did he say on this call I've read the transcripts have you for a crime to be committed there would have to be a victim right the newly-elected Ukrainian president said there was nothing wrong with the call matter of fact he never knew there was any money withheld Ukraine got their us tax dollars and they got Javelin missiles which stop the Russians in their tracks you do know about my only sent them blankets in MREs right
Iverson's "Practice" rant made more sense than "The clock and the calendar."
I’m not even Christian and I’m still offended by the Jesus comment from the Republican Congressman.
Fatima Mirza Agreed! I’m an atheist and I’m offended.
God and guns , their all suffering from Proud American Syndrome . Do they think Donald was born from a virgin mother ? 🤔
Fatima Mirza Yes.... this comment section has got out of control with hate and insults. Thread is the epitome of how we are NOT supposed to treat each other. We can disagree and debate without verbally assaulting each other. Hope everyone can look at what they wrote and think about what they could have said or shouldn’t have said to have prevented it all from becoming so destructive.
Genevieve Antoinette This example that Cristians are setting certainly doesn’t exactly inspire atheists to want to want to know more about God or become a Christian. I wrote a comment at the end of the tread that addresses the issue. I feel like it exemplifies the way good Christians should speak to people they disagree with. Hope you feel like reading it over.
@@johnaustx Rethuglicans are fake Christians and real Nazis
“We disproved the facts.” - Doug Collins
I want to send him a calendar clock for Impeachmas.
😂😂😂
He was truly funny to watch. No composure. No class.
Finding Beauty In the Little Things too much redbull
MystericalMe thank you for giving me the idea !
Send Calendar where Epstein and DRUNPF meddling with Young girls....
Not just one of only three presidents to have ever been impeached, but literally *the biggest crybaby* to have ever held the office.
Whoever wrote the clock & calendar bit, deserves an Emmy. I can't help but burst into laughter, just thinking about it. Great job.
OMG, the Werner Herzog joke was PERFECT!!!
We should all mail a peach to the WH for Christmas.
And a picture of Obama on the beach!
GREAT IDEA!!
And mints.
#LOVETHIS
😂😂😂😂! Brilliant! Let's
If everyone treated Doug Collins the way he treats democratic house members he’d have a meltdown
replace everyone with anyone and you're still right
7:00 "And don't forget the dumb one... Donald". LOL!
I seem to remember the Beatles had a Donald.
I'm surprised you didn't point out how Doug Collins said clocks don't care about time.
More people were watching Trump get impeached than were watching him get inaugurated.
Hahahahahahhahahaha! The biggest crowd ever!
That’s a happy thought
Yeah, Groupthink and Mob mentality are scary but scientifically proven phenomena.
Bravo. Well done.
@@tannerweinheimer7839 Without them, how would Trump ever have been elected?
Lets vote these guys out when their terms come.
Or have a Recall Election ...
Best comment
Wont happen. They have gerrymandered their way into lifetime positions. Hate to say it, but our votes really dont mean much anymore.
@@Taco_God have you try voting? You might be surprised.
Time's up. Two year terms. They're up for reelection in 2020.
LMAO!!! Collins’ Clock and Calendar Collection is priceless!!! 😂😂😂
I’d didn’t know who that German narrator was but when Seth did it, I laughed so hard. 🤣
"If we yell and shout loud enough, and look really mad, they will do what we want."
Spinner Sea Apparently, that's their logic and they're sticking to it!
The Republican modus operandi.
i can't tell if you're talking about liberals or conservatives
Worked for Brett Kavanaugh amirite? 🤷 😂
"tick tock tick tock a clock always laughs at you"
-Now I'm crying
The social media app🤣
LMFAO right 😂😂
I wonder if they'll try him as an adult.
Too funny😂
omg i love this comment #gold
LMAO 🤣
Mwahahhhaha! 👌😂 Good one.
AHAHA
"And now I will twirl my mustache while I tie you to these railroad tracks!" 😂
ah, laughter, my old friend, how good it feels to smile again
The Republicans sound like bratty teenagers!
@@couragekarnga8735 Said it perfectly.
Quitel Cartwright here here!
“But he helped build space force!” 🤣
Bjørn Felle that was really the kicker. They are digging deep if that's the best they can come up with lol.
The Battleship Regents are coming!!!
@@Ramsey276one execute order 66
😂🤣😃
The space force is the emptiness between his ears!
''he helped create the space force'' must be the equivalent of saying ''why are you kicking my kid out from kindergarden for being violent, look at all the pretty poop-dolls he made''
@Robert Boudreau not in real developed countries
Damn you Seth I spit my coffee out laughing at you, thank you.... though 😉
last time i was this early, only two presidents had been impeached
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Last time I was this early, we had a real leader.
This is like 9/11 all over again...i will always remember where i was for this impeachment.
Boodoom chhhh 🥁🥁🥁
@@couragekarnga8735 i'm in France and very happy to hear about all of this!
Grandma, do you remember where you were when you first heard Donald Trump was impeached?
Yes, dear. I was watching a Seth Meyers video to procrastinate grading a bunch of papers.
ClareBearPhD omg I’m doing the same thing. Grading finals and assignments
Same, but I was procrastinating studying for a certification exam
You are a legend now
I feel called out.... Good luck with your grading. 😊
Oh my goodness. That's true for me. I'm an English teacher. 🤣🤣🤣
Collins makes me ashamed to be from Georgia. So does Loudermilk. Seriously.
These cable networks are a dying business, and rightfully so. They are fake news pushing psychopaths. Collins is obviously very empty inside and sold his soul for $cash$
As Snake Plissken inquired during Escape from New York: "The President of what?"
they have not impeached him yet. maybe next year
As Snake Plissken stated during Escape from New York: "Get a new President"
“He helped create Space Force” - that’s my favorite
Hey, Space Force was a great idea! Thanks to Donald Trump, you no longer have to live in fear of Space ISIS.
You most Democrats supported it it passed the house and is a good idea. Sounds to me your a idiot
:D
J C YES!! Mine too! When I heard it in real time, I just burst out laughing!
And...and there were squirrels out the window...and they were married.
Who is the clock and the calendar? Are those his safe words or something?
he's trying to activate dormant sleeper cells lmao
Yes omg this is what i was thinking the whole time watching it on cspan today
Damn, those are gonna be my new safe words. "Clock and calendar, sweetie, Clock and CALENDAR!"
His speech definitely took me out of the mood.
The Democrats have no intention of giving the impeachment papers to the Senate, because they can say, it's because
we don't believe we will get a fair hearing. They know the Republicans have evidence and witnesses that will shred their so
Called evidence. Let's wait and see if that is what they do. That way they can go on claiming that Trump is guilty
without ever giving him a chance to defend himself in a "FAIR" trial.
The sad part about this is that they compared him to Jesus really
At least Trump is real............ UNFORTUNATELY.
DON'T FORGET THE " NOMINATION" FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE...SERIOUSLY ?????
YEAH , WHICH ONE..??
@@shwt121 Which one what? I'm not sure if you're talking to me, or asking someone else a question.
Happy impeachmas everyone!❤
If the Impeachment is a witch-hunt then we've been catching a whole lot of witches
Kinda like the scene in Roman Polanskis film Macbeth of the witches covenant
several witches got caught and doing time
Lol
Most successful witch hunt in history.
Roflmao
_"I didn't do a reason to be impeached."_
--Donald J. Trump 😂
@Bryan Taylor biggly
Donald Trump: "The "j" stands for jenius!"
Can't wait to see his reaction!
I thought the J stood for Jennifer
"George W .Bush should be impeached for lying and getting us into war" ---Donald J. Trump .
Doug Collins.. oh boy! he’s something huh? what a character to add to this show America & on the final series too 😲😂
The clock and the calender sound like they are Sauron!
“The clock and calendar” can be a children’s book. It’s stuck in my head now. 😂
Start writing.
Drinking game, had me under the table quick.
@Alex M 🤣🤣🤣👊🏾
I could see it more as a poem...gotta go write it and win a Nobel
“ The Clock and the Calendar” sounds like the title of one of the most boring children’s books ever.
Vaninnnnnmmmkkkkkkkk in n in
It was perfect :-) The german litany - love it. Sums it up.
VanillaThunder, Collins makes no sense, his speeches were bizarre, weirdly talking about common sense and the ‘clock and the calendar’ good Lord, obviously he’s as nutty as a fruitcake.
So I'm watching this as an Australian trying to understand 'the clock and the calendar', wait... This must be a cultural difference, I have no idea what he's talking about. Imagine my relief when Seth admits no one in America can follow him either. Phew, we still speak (roughly) the same language 😁
And by the way isn't that the same thing? Clock and calendar. Its kinda redundant. Its like saying the clock and the bigger clock.
Truths are always concise but liars will always continue to confuse and ramble to cover up the original lie.....
That was a good German accent impression. I wasn't even offended ; )
The clock and calendar is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while
Just wait till tomorrow. The Republicans are hogging all of the dumb right now!
Yes! It even beats DJT's tweet ramblings, I guess stupid is contagious and Repubs have quit trying to intelligently argue a point. Just throwing out words to see what sticks is the new order of business for them. Speechwriters are out of work.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you're sure? Remember Trump, when he talked about, that water is 'very wet'?
@@klarastern5597 You're right Klara; explaining water was very wet is a tie.
"The clock is always laughing at you"
Damn that's deep.
I love how the stenographer's eyebrows react to Trump at 9:10!
I didn't see anything...
Seth got me over here dying 🤣😂😂😂🤣
"He created space force" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just CAN'T
If a bunch of MAGAts with handguns count as a "Spacey Force" I suppose he did.
We are just waiting on warp technology to lanch the starship ENTERPRISE. Maybe they will start building it soon.🤣🤣🤣
Obviously this representative’s toupee is too tight.🇨🇦
Delta Farce: Space Edition
I'm pretty sure several 4-6 year olds came up with the idea before trump.
Doug Collins literally said “we’ve disproven the facts” 😂
Adam Polak that's what I said somewhere in replies! If they're facts, how can you disprove them? They've all lost common sense and all their marbles trying to defend the indefensible lol.
Their brain just glitched out...
PRESS ON BOTH TEMPLES TO RESTART
He literally said “to the clocks and the calendar, facts dont matter” lmao. These guys are missing a serious amount of brain cells
george m nah, there supporters are the brainless ones, they are conmen.
How many other republicans have taken "assistance?" It's the only explanation.
That was good!!!!! Food for the soul .. now that's comedy!
The clock and the calendar!!, oh father time! Such a "Grim Reaper"
Thank You, Mr. Meyers. I could not have said it better myself. This was amazing and I loved it!
Republicans - we’re a nation of laws!!!
America- really? Your president is breaking them left & RIGHT. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Who literally laughed out loud with “clock and the calendar”... coz I did!!! Literally 🤣🤣🤣
Dude! Are these people human🤣?
I didn’t. I was still trying to understand what he was shitting about . And he talked like a con preacher. And i was confused , was he going to cry or what..
I was like, "Wait! What?"
the herzog impersonation is priceless, the laboured grammar of someone who is undoubtedly having a very clever thought in their native tongue
@@fly89 - He very literally is, or has been, a con preacher, prior to starting in politics.
No one can get away from the clock and the calendar , love it
the greatest summation of criminal activity with hilarious laughter!! right on Seth!
Remember 2015. When life wasn't like a cartoon every day.
When everyone thought the idea of a president trump was improbable. Those were the days.
I remember, you mean back in the good old days. Wish we could turn back the hands of time with their Clock and Calendar.
We can thank Russia for meddling so fiercely in our elections for the current cartoon division.
@@donnmckee4973 now thats unfair to cartoons because in a cartoon animals can talk, laws of gravity don't exist, you can get hurt by a piano and heal the next day and you can take your limbs off and put them back on later. This is basically a cartoon that Satan has produced where there is no fun whatsoever
You know that "clock and the calendar" guy wrote that crap and thought: "Nailed It!"
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I really enjoyed the impersonations on this one - was a good laugh
That’s not toilet paper. It’s a price tag in rubels
Donald -"No I take 0 responsibility "
Historians - "yessss...good stuff. This is great. Pour cement on it" 😁
you know, Donald should have taking responsibilities cause he's an adult, right
Please, whoever run against Doug Collins, use that clock and calander thing as ads against Doug Collins
That would be Atwon Stephens. Even if you don't live in Georgia you can still support his campaign.
I'm watching this over & over... LOVE this!
Bwahhaahaaaaa ! He had me dying and snortting over here. "You know it's wrong to be wrong when it's wrong the opposite of right was wrong ...🤣
#wrongthewrong
I see ALOT of "The clock and the calendar" memes coming... 😂😂
Collins being chased by an ax wielding clock and a machine gun popping calendar.
I tremble at the sight of the clock and the calander...
„That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe. It was a price tag.” (Bill Maher)
The clock and the calendar 😆
Watching this on August 2020. Hearing the laughter is so unsettling.