Jake and Amir: Monopoly

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 3,1 тыс.

  • @Yusuf1187
    @Yusuf1187 10 лет назад +895

    "You can't own 'Chance'."
    "That's beautiful."
    Haha

  • @LOCOnarwhal
    @LOCOnarwhal 8 лет назад +437

    Woah, instant win, thats a pretty chill card
    love his line delivery

  • @EmgoFilms
    @EmgoFilms 3 года назад +434

    I love that J&A owning the series means the videos on this channel are older than the channel itself

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 года назад +22

      There Will be some very confused people in the future

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 3 года назад +23

      I didn't even realize they had moved all the J&A videos to their own channel!

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 2 года назад +10

      I was so confused on how the hell this happened.

    • @TheMirandaSquad
      @TheMirandaSquad 2 года назад +1

      If you have a RUclips channel you can add other channels playlists and videos to your home page. They will not show up in uploads though. I have a couple on my page too of friends DIY videos.

    • @TraeSMR
      @TraeSMR 2 года назад +24

      @@TheMirandaSquad Thats not what happened here though. Sam Reich gave them ownership of all their old JnA videos and transferred them over through RUclipss backend. So they get all the ad revenue now and can see all the analytics.

  • @rocksaregray
    @rocksaregray 9 лет назад +452

    Little did they know, Jake and Amir would soon monopolize the CollegeHumor channel.

    • @Varooooooom
      @Varooooooom 6 лет назад +3

      rocksaregray - I wish.

    • @alexbram2064
      @alexbram2064 3 года назад +9

      Not anymore

    • @ohmypoo123
      @ohmypoo123 3 года назад +6

      This aged like milk

    • @rocksaregray
      @rocksaregray 3 года назад +17

      @@ohmypoo123 you win some you lose some

    • @Onsloki
      @Onsloki 3 года назад +7

      @@rocksaregray I respect the follow through

  • @audriebethhh
    @audriebethhh 13 лет назад +130

    "I'm gonna build a house on 'Chance,' and now me and Jake are neighbors."
    "You can't do that. You can't own 'Chance'."
    "...That's beautiful."

  • @stevenfriedman2902
    @stevenfriedman2902 9 лет назад +276

    I feel like I'm always the only one that ever wants to ever finish a game of monopoly all the way through.

    • @grantnewcombe2636
      @grantnewcombe2636 7 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @incufish23
      @incufish23 6 лет назад

      I do.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 4 года назад

      I know, right?

    • @user84074
      @user84074 4 года назад +12

      People are like: "It's not fun when one person just steamrolls and wins!"
      Like, that's literally the point of the game. Originally called the Landlords Game, its purpose is to demonstrate the failings of capitalism and how it will inevitably lead to massive inequality where one person owns everything while the rest go hungry.

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 3 года назад

      You are

  • @kylepcondonmusic
    @kylepcondonmusic 13 лет назад +35

    'You can't own chance" "That's beautiful" Just genius writing right there.

  • @ToreTharaldsen
    @ToreTharaldsen 8 лет назад +46

    This is sacrilege - you can't have a hotel on one street without having at least 4 houses on the 2(1) other streets of the same color.

    • @LennoxLewis86
      @LennoxLewis86 8 лет назад +1

      +Tore Tharaldsen I love how the player on green is blatantly cheating. I think he has two hotels on one of his green properties while only having one house on the other two.

    • @bobtillich8306
      @bobtillich8306 5 лет назад +2

      @@LennoxLewis86 jake has a hotel on an orange space and nothing on the other two

    • @Randomlolstudios
      @Randomlolstudios 4 года назад +2

      Eh, monopoly is a game to be house ruled.
      I know it’s been 4 years.

  • @thesoupgamingchannel
    @thesoupgamingchannel 3 месяца назад +2

    It’s been 15 years and I’m back to watch them all again…

  • @acilisfan
    @acilisfan 10 лет назад +108

    This is the most viewed Jake and Amir video

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад

      Hue lel

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 9 лет назад +1

      +bunnyfaceperson123 well said.

    • @wat93
      @wat93 9 лет назад +6

      +acilisfan Actually girlfriend part 3 has the most views

    • @pseudoh550
      @pseudoh550 7 лет назад +5

      Rickety Cricket Actually I think it's just because Girlfriend PT 3 is the first video in the official playlist, this is the second video. people have short attention spans

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 7 лет назад

      Isn't this the first one?

  • @notlNSIGHT
    @notlNSIGHT 2 года назад +5

    IT TOOK ME 13 YEARS! 13 years to find this and I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN!

  • @dropout
    @dropout 11 лет назад +84

  • @jakekbanx
    @jakekbanx 11 лет назад +21

    Fuck. These old Jake & Amir's were so damn good.

  • @iPodRock3r
    @iPodRock3r 13 лет назад +32

    "Sarah"
    "Stop."
    "Okay... You look like this guy though... so.."

  • @iTrollYourClanTV
    @iTrollYourClanTV 12 лет назад +3

    Putting a house on chance so me and Jake are neighbors. "You can't own chance". That's beautiful.

  • @shmendusel
    @shmendusel 2 года назад +3

    0:07 one of shmuel's rules is always bring your own dice

  • @jerrygrimes1977
    @jerrygrimes1977 3 года назад +7

    The bit that starts at 1:01 cost them some great editing! That looks like an entirely different camera set up. Excellent continuity too. New CollegeHumor doesn't hit the mark with writing, editing, or cinematography. Imagine what the OG hardly working would do with today's CH budget...

    • @victoriahope8371
      @victoriahope8371 2 года назад +1

      Right. I love the og college humour..... ❤️🎓

  • @Overide4
    @Overide4 13 лет назад +19

    Jake-" You can't own chance"
    Amir- " That's beautiful" I couldn't stop laughing

  • @rasmusslagsvold6180
    @rasmusslagsvold6180 8 лет назад +30

    im high as fudge, but i wont budge. rolled doubles? i see no troubles. monopolme? nah. monopolyou

  • @IndianaParkWars
    @IndianaParkWars 12 лет назад +5

    If you are watching the series for the first time, you are in for a treat :)
    If you are watching it a second time, you are also in for a treat because Jake and Amir never gets old :)))

  • @choicemeatrandy6572
    @choicemeatrandy6572 6 месяцев назад +1

    Why did my brain randomly remind me of this series from 15 years ago just as im about to go to bed? 😅

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 9 лет назад +4

    From all the Chicken McNuggets he eats, Amir's salty levels are over 69.

  • @francisnottingham9420
    @francisnottingham9420 9 лет назад +12

    Its been great :( Thanks for the laughs.

  • @fairlyoddworld
    @fairlyoddworld 13 лет назад +2

    "You can't own chance.."
    "..that's beautiful.."
    Hahahaahah hilarious!!! XD

  • @pouriarajaee6811
    @pouriarajaee6811 5 лет назад +9

    1:44 that's me

  • @golguin
    @golguin 16 лет назад +9

    "You can't own chance"
    "That's beautiful"
    That exchange was hilarious and full of win.

  • @georgestevenson2777
    @georgestevenson2777 4 года назад +2

    i love the high voice jake does to combat amirs high voice

  • @Jejehfufjsjggd
    @Jejehfufjsjggd 3 года назад +4

    I get that they acquired the rights but like how can you transfer ownership of a video and retain all the views and upload date to another channel?

  • @mrplow7645
    @mrplow7645 9 лет назад +18

    Who thinks I look like this guy?

  • @aedwynn
    @aedwynn 13 лет назад +1

    "You can't own chance." This is what the video is most memorable for.

  • @882825
    @882825 13 лет назад +3

    "you can't own chance"
    "that's beautiful"
    and this is why i stay :)

  • @evantaylor8631
    @evantaylor8631 8 лет назад +53

    Who's here from the AMA?

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 8 лет назад +1

      Me lol. Though I watched this years ago.

  • @JosieDavis8
    @JosieDavis8 12 лет назад +2

    I laughed so hard! Pretty sure you can get abs just by watching Jake and Amir

  • @dereklam1225
    @dereklam1225 8 лет назад +3

    0:27 Jake flips Amir's Chance card to read it. Amir drew the card right-side up, then flipped it upside-down to read it incorrectly.
    Jesus the little details in this skit are great.

  • @lindseyb2322
    @lindseyb2322 10 лет назад +10

    I do that "hey you look like [this guy]" to people all the time now, and I will say that some may have been seriously offended oops

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад

      no one ever gets it...

    • @MsVideogamer
      @MsVideogamer 4 года назад

      Nobody ever gets it and when I tried to show this video to my fiancé he didn’t find it funny🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @sloonzz1012
    @sloonzz1012 13 лет назад +1

    "You can't own chance..." "That's beautiful." LOL

  • @annaab2001
    @annaab2001 11 лет назад +12

    Amir you and that guy are twinzies

  • @lipton112
    @lipton112 8 лет назад +5

    Who's watching this for nostalgia and making your day better? I is

  • @emma-on8hh
    @emma-on8hh 10 месяцев назад +1

    Man these are as funny as i remember them all those years ago

  • @pinkycheeks
    @pinkycheeks 10 лет назад +17

    fucking classic

  • @FlyingJetpack1
    @FlyingJetpack1 11 лет назад +5

    There is alway that ONE GUY...

  • @alonsouklm
    @alonsouklm 13 лет назад

    i've been watching Jake and Amir since last night...can't stop. The easiest way is now to put the playlist

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 9 лет назад +146

    Anyone watching this in 2016

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 9 лет назад +3

      +Conner Broeker I am watching this in 1987

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 9 лет назад +1

      Ashcool Nice Nice

    • @keenancantskate9004
      @keenancantskate9004 8 лет назад

      I was so fucking sad when their last video came out

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 8 лет назад

      Keenan cant skate I don't like Amir he just annoys me so much

    • @KWwatching
      @KWwatching 8 лет назад +7

      +Conner Broeker hey dude this is a sick comment, definitely keep doing this

  • @83tomgarner83
    @83tomgarner83 12 лет назад +4

    Amir: I'm gunna build a house on chance!
    Jake: You can own chance...
    Amir: ...... that's beautiful....

  • @anesajerkovic-mujkic1193
    @anesajerkovic-mujkic1193 5 лет назад +2

    1:44 is the most realistic monopoly thing I’ve ever seen

  • @gabrielincognito8855
    @gabrielincognito8855 8 лет назад +11

    Who are these scrubs? Where's Shioban?

  • @Redstar95
    @Redstar95 13 лет назад

    LOL so i jst finnishd watching all of the JakenAmir's and it was on autoplay so it brought me back here......i ALMOST ended up watching the entire series all over again. i like..didnt even realize it -_- i love this haha

  • @PapaEagle420
    @PapaEagle420 12 лет назад

    OMG thank you for the playlist!!

  • @MadChickenPictures
    @MadChickenPictures 4 года назад +1

    "Full House"
    "Four of a kind"
    Genius

  • @MRr3n3gade
    @MRr3n3gade 13 лет назад

    I think this the first ever Jake and Amir episode. I'm watching all of the straight this summer. :)

  • @Pepsimaximo1
    @Pepsimaximo1 13 лет назад +1

    "Woah, St. James AND a hotel, I want to buy it!" "I already own it!" ahahaha

  • @Adenyer94
    @Adenyer94 13 лет назад +2

    "You can't own chance."
    "That's beautiful..."

  • @collinbollin
    @collinbollin 14 лет назад

    well i came full circle and watched all of the jake & amir videos. . . i should get an award

  • @felog5
    @felog5 11 лет назад

    I'm pretty sure that's how every single game of Monopoly ever played has finished.

  • @psychomelodramajean
    @psychomelodramajean 12 лет назад

    I really want a playlist. I keep jumping between 2008-2011 videos from the sidebar.

  • @darnellrunner
    @darnellrunner 12 лет назад

    i just finished my jake and amir marathon and suddenly i think i'm starting again

  • @Pedakin
    @Pedakin 4 года назад +2

    Most viewed Jake and Amir video.

  • @rockandroll007m
    @rockandroll007m 13 лет назад +1

    "You can't own chance" "That's beautiful"

  • @NinaMans
    @NinaMans 13 лет назад

    i can't believe jake and amir's play list is over, it brought me back to the first one!

  • @Timbballer23
    @Timbballer23 13 лет назад +1

    Such a good first episode! I love this series :D

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 6 лет назад +1

    "Well, you're eating my hotel right now, for starters."

  • @ObscureRealm
    @ObscureRealm 14 лет назад +1

    I love how he rolls the metal pieces instead of the dice at 00:25

  • @windraker007
    @windraker007 12 лет назад

    Amir definitely just went and ragequit at the end badass-style. Kudos.

  • @JellieTarzan
    @JellieTarzan 13 лет назад

    A few years ago i ran across this video before i even knew about college humor and accidentally clicked on it and i loved it and amir became my favorite comedian and i had no idea this was the very first episode haha lucky huh?

  • @MikeBassil
    @MikeBassil 13 лет назад

    i am now on a mission to watch every jake and amir

  • @Jeno404
    @Jeno404 13 лет назад +1

    Amir: "I'm going to build a house on chance and me and Jake are neighbours"
    Jake: "You can't do that, you can't own chance"
    Amir: "Thats beautiful"
    LMAO

  • @suigetsushark
    @suigetsushark 4 года назад

    the very first Jake and Amir video i ever watched. I can't believe this was 12 years ago! I was just going into Junior High lol

  • @t90ad
    @t90ad 13 лет назад

    i just watched ALL of the videos just now. ready for Round TWO!

  • @jojony20
    @jojony20 13 лет назад

    jake: you can't own chance.
    amir: that was beautiful.
    looool XD

  • @amandaevans3761
    @amandaevans3761 3 года назад

    This is the first episode I watched, been addicted ever since

  • @theharvester97
    @theharvester97 12 лет назад

    yeah , i need them to bring it back as youtube just recommends about 3 of the same jake and amirs

  • @MGskateboarding1
    @MGskateboarding1 13 лет назад

    I FINISHED EVERY SINGLE JAKE AND AMIR FROM EPISODE 1. OH. MY. GOD. These are all fucking HILARIOUS.

  • @22Mrjsmooth
    @22Mrjsmooth 13 лет назад

    I liked this video before i saw it because i knew it was gonna be good... all of their videos are HILLARIOUS

  • @cobra0808
    @cobra0808 12 лет назад

    this is the 30th time ive restarted this playlist

  • @TkyoSam
    @TkyoSam 8 лет назад

    Remember watching this when It got first released. Great video^-^

  • @DakeryDoo
    @DakeryDoo 2 года назад +2

    Fuck this is 14 years old. I’m gonna cry tears of soy

  • @theawesomeone79
    @theawesomeone79 13 лет назад

    I DID IT. i have watched every jake and amir episode. success.

  • @xoxoIcyFlamesCruxoxo
    @xoxoIcyFlamesCruxoxo 13 лет назад

    THIS ISMY FAVOURITE SKETCH OF JAKE AND AMIR. OH WHAT HASHAPPENED TO THEM NOW! D:
    *cries*

  • @RKDisDumb
    @RKDisDumb 13 лет назад +1

    Everyone, I have just finished watching every episode of Jake and Amir and I have to say... It was the best Thing I have ever done.

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 2 года назад

      Yep. Only problem is you never get to see any new ones 😭

  • @vincevvn
    @vincevvn 12 лет назад

    "you cant own chance"
    "that was beautiful.."
    hahaha!

  • @ADDodger
    @ADDodger 12 лет назад

    Hahaha, same, finally gonna look through em all after randomly watching them in random order

  • @IndianaParkWars
    @IndianaParkWars 12 лет назад

    Regardless of the amount of times you watch it, is still the funniest thing in the world.

  • @indiefan92
    @indiefan92 5 лет назад

    The first Jake and Amir I ever watched

  • @aza3262
    @aza3262 11 лет назад

    There's always that one guy that destroys the board game in rage. Even with chess

  • @Foxmosis_
    @Foxmosis_ 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe Jake and Amir is now on CollegeHumor!

  • @StuntmanJake
    @StuntmanJake 13 лет назад

    Every game of Monopoly that I have ever played ended like that...usually with me doing that to the board.

  • @TheGhid
    @TheGhid 13 лет назад

    Thumbs up for the channel "JakeAndAmirOuttakes", all the outtakes there.

  • @Par3lizingPh33r
    @Par3lizingPh33r 13 лет назад

    Jake- You can't own chance
    Amir- That's beautiful
    BAHAHAHA XD

  • @beltranevelyn43
    @beltranevelyn43 12 лет назад

    Im going to watch this all over again because frankly I have nothing better to do......

  • @carebearolyn27
    @carebearolyn27 13 лет назад

    best episode of jake and amir. hands down.

  • @yatithebeast
    @yatithebeast 13 лет назад

    i love the rage quit at the end

  • @Dio0o0o
    @Dio0o0o 11 лет назад

    best episode of jake and amir by far

  • @PrEsTuDNo1
    @PrEsTuDNo1 12 лет назад

    I love how Amir instantly assumes that the iron is Sarah

  • @saladfury
    @saladfury 12 лет назад

    Why do I always start watching these at 11:30 on a school night?

  • @EBOMBAYMagic
    @EBOMBAYMagic 13 лет назад

    First Jake And Amir video I ever saw.

  • @mudlums
    @mudlums 13 лет назад

    Jake just left his money on the floor when amir swept the table lol

  • @RicoJalapeno43
    @RicoJalapeno43 13 лет назад

    LOL
    Jake: You can't own chance
    Amir: That's beautiful.

  • @fob199
    @fob199 13 лет назад

    jake: you can't own chance
    amir: ... that was beautiful

  • @JadedStar01
    @JadedStar01 13 лет назад +2

    I've watched every single episode of J&A so many times, so now I can just keep this playlist in a different window and play everything in my head. MULTITASKING FTW :3

  • @TheSpongebobgo
    @TheSpongebobgo 13 лет назад

    And the playlist begins...