It’s due to their obsession with blood. Unlike most Protestant denominations, Lutherans really do believe that communion wine really is the blood of Christ.
Because it's so true. They're not even actual Protestants, even. One of my more loony cousins had the misfortune of getting married at one the - I hesitate immensely to call them churches - that are umbrella'd under the label (Unitarian, Universalist? Whichever.) and apparently there unironically was someone beating bongos in worship to the "Earth Mother" for the event. Just WTF.
@@SockieTheSockPuppet My mom brought me to a Unitarian Universalist church when I was younger, It used to be a Buddhist monk temple or something before the church bought it. I felt weird the whole time I was there. Stopped going when I had a choice.
@valerioluizfelipe If the Bible is Catholic then why can't Catholics follow it? @classicalteacher Scripture interprets Scripture. That's how we know that Catholicism is a false religion. A tour of the Vatican and it's statues and giant obelisk is the first indicator of that Its murder of true saints such as Jan Hus and banning of the Bible It's teaching of falsehoods such as indulgences, and purgatory It's blatant paganism It's harboring of hundreds of pedophiles. A church of God would not have one of these qualities let alone all of them. The catholic church has more in common with the antichrist than it does with anything in the Bible. The final pope will be the Biblical false prophet.
@@veler6049would that be the same bible that pastor Jim buried in 100ad for Martin Luther to dig up in the 16th century… or are you talking about the books of scripture that the protestants appropriated from the Catholic Church ?
@@ssnow9185 I'm talking about the words of Christ the apostles and the Prophets not satanic theology that the pope pulled from his ass like mary worship and necromancy and indulgences and purgatory and erecting an obelisk in Christ's alleged church
A very cool list. Only nitpick is that you put Leo Tolstoy under Orthodoxy, and he was excommunicated by the Russian Orthodox Church during his lifetime and never returned to it.
@andrewyuyoungearn2799 why do you ask me this question as like I was responsible for making this video? What does it have to do with Tolkien and him being Roman Catholic, not anglican?
Also for Calvinism, it was historically believed that God has already chosen who's saved and who isn't so people would often do everything in their power to "prove" that God loved them, and eventually, this led to people associating money with virtue
Yet Jesus said that it's easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. He also said that the poor widow who donated one mite (a small coin of little worth) to the temple gave more money than the rich people who gave bags full of money.
@@azariacba Yep. That is so true; if we did follow what Jesus said, the world would be a far, far better place. Love thy neighbor, do unto others as you would have them do unto you...etc.
@@SockieTheSockPuppet Then what's with the "prosperity gospel" in Protestant denominations? "The richer you are, the more God loves you" sort of thing? That sounds Calvinist to me.
Honestly the vampire thing with lutheranism is spot on. Always associated it with spooky gothic stuff. Gives it a halloweenish sort of charm. At times I wish catholic churches had the same vibe being that my family is catholic (formerly ND then Lutheran)
@@Soundeagle3456 Not even. God, THE perfect moral good, with love that we could never know, would somehow have a worse plan than the selfish, prideful, and limited being of Satan?
this is my favorite type of uncanny meme unlike mr incredible becoming uncanny, mr incredible becoming canny, mr incredible losing his grip, mr incredible becoming sick, etc
Real reason why He looked serious in Orthodoxy than catholix is because the *Orthodox flow is more about Tradition and the divine Mysteries of Contemplation and Innerness, inspiring human mortality*
Eastern Orthodox Church is the same Church established by Christ and the Apostles, or basically the "Early Christianity", as you labeled it in the video. Also, those icons are Orthodox. Other than that, nice video. Edit: the Demiurge, and other denominations listed here are heretics, and some should not even be considered Christians for denying some basic principles of the creed.
Early Christianity is defined as the era before the First Council of Nicaea. So there wasn't an official "creed" that included or excluded Gnostics and other sects. The resurrection was fresh in people's minds and they were still trying to make sense of it. As for the icons, I don't think the point was the icons themselves but the people depicted (the gospels and Ignatius of Antioch). I am orthodox too but this immediate defensive attitude of a memefied Orthodoxy is simply wrong
Funnily enough, the music for the "liberal Protestant" part was written by a Catholic. (It is the Lacrimosa from Mozart's Requiem Mass. It is fair to argue about whether Mozart was a "devout" Catholic, but he did practice.)
0:29 The author, if Leo Tolstoy had a big beard, this does not make him an instant Orthodox person. Leo Tolstoy was an ardent critic of Orthodoxy, and he had quite a few conflicts with the church. so I don't understand what he's doing here at all in this list. 1:04 and yes, here John Tolkien is superfluous, he was actually a zealous Catholic, and not an Anglican.
Came to the comment section to see denominations tearing each other apart and somehow I feel the need to advocate for Catholicism because I was raised a Catholic but disengaged completely several years ago
Mormons not Christian. In Christianity your saved through Christ in Mormonism your saved by the certificate of Joseph Smith. Just wanted to clear that up.
@@aliceduren6542 Brigham Young (Second president of the LDS church) said “... no man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith..... Every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are ... I cannot go there without his consent.... He reigns there as supreme a being in his sphere, capacity, and calling, as God does in heaven (vol. 7, p. 289).”
@@aliceduren6542 Because, in reality, you can’t prove that he was right. The “lost” Bible that, conveniently enough, he revealed, with some of the “lost verses” that foreshadow him. And yet, the only place you’ll find that is… in his book.
@@kashmirandal6282 Buddy, I would recommend that you actually know what you are talking about before you speak. The Book of Mormon isn't the Bible, it is another record of a completely different people than from the Jews in Israel. It also isn't true that the Book of Mormon is where you will find this, look up "Messiah ben Joseph". You also have Ezekiel 37 and Isaiah 29 which tells of the coming of the Book of Mormon.
To Christians of all denominations from other countries please move to the United States and make it more Christian because Christianity is declining in the United States you will have peace and freedom! ✝️🇺🇲
Interesting that he chose Lutheranism specifically.... Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Oriental Orthodoxy, and Anglicanism also all believe this. And I think even Methodists.
@@AllhailTDLjimpicIt's just that the biggest protestant church in America is the baptist one, which happens to believe the Eucharist is just a symbol.
Reformed, Calvinist, and Puritan are the same thing. We’re all from the same tradition and are historically tied to one another. Puritanism is a denomination within the Reformed tradition, as is Presbyterianism, Dutch Reformed, Continental Reformed, Orthodox Reformed, etc., but we’re all Calvinists/Reformed. Historically, we also distanced ourselves from the other Protestants and thought of ourselves as an endemic group, though we were participants in the Protestant Reformation.
Luther was the g tho. he saw the catholic church descend into a madness where money was all they cared about, a church where there was no God left and the priests worshipped golden statues made of the money the poor and starving gave them. even if you disagree with the protestant faith and their way of worship you have to agree that without them the catholic church would have probably descended further down until disintegration. I am certain that Luther accidentally saved the catholic faith by shaking it out of its sinful slumber.
No, Luther was a reprobate arch-heretic and apostate from the True Church. The sexual pervert also desecrated his solemn vows, and desecrated a nun. He is not to be taken seriously.
As a Mormon (we're actually called Latter-day Saints) I was hoping for an actual LDS hymn though I shouldn't have been surprised that it was just the South Park song lol
Lol. I love that Lutheranism is Vampire Killer. Castlevania already has the Catholic Church funding the Belmonts in Orthodox Romania as actual lore and now the main theme is associated with German Protestants. Its all over the place lol
The Southern Baptist Church had a major Influence in making southerners believe blacks were “meant” to be slaves and that it was god who wanted this; essentially they helped to grow and spread confederate ideas.
@@Booimbooin They also forced the African-Americans to leave and form their own Baptist Churches, (except for the white minister), which then gave way for another split where they made their own churches separated from the south's view on race, and formed some of the largest black churches, that were also Baptist. The Southern Baptist church doesn't do a good representation of all Baptists.
@@TheRealguyinvideo Muslims also believe in the Bible, just the revelation that was according to Jesus, not according to 1st and 2nd century impersonators of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
@@nanashi7779No, you don't believe in the Bible. You believe in the "gospel" that Jesus "first revealed" despite which is supposed to be Islam. The Bible most definitely doesn't teach Islam without misquoting it too
If you guys ever come across a “Christian missionary alliance” church it’s basically baptist but we support missionaries directly from part of our offerings
2:11 as a Mormon basically yeah The only thing is I’d put the painting “The Lord Jesus Christ” by Del Parson on there and play the hymn “I Stand All Amazed”
@@TheRealguyinvideoTons of things, they denied every single essential doctrine that makes Christianity Christianity, and obviously the most important one: JESUS IS GOD, not a god created by God but God himself.
As an ex-liberal protestant..... this is what the liberal protestant within me said when I saw that last part (he never truely left me); "Fight me! I have no morals. I have no fear. I have looked God in the eyes and he said "meh, idk, just be a good person and I'll let you in after you die". No truth shall convince me, no future punishment torment my thoughts. No wager of Pascal crush me. No passage from the Bible make me doubt what I believe. You can not argue against someone who has no truth to defend!" Anyway, I'm an atheist now, so go nuts I guess. I still love studying Christianity and my fellow christians. I'm an aspiring European historian, so sooner or later I just had to accept that christianity is a thing. And studying christianity as an atheist. Man, it's absolutely amazing!!! When you don't feel the need to belief, you discover how awesome but also fun and sometimes funny all the different versions of christianity are and have been throughout history! Christians, thank you for all this funny European christian history I can now read and learn! With atheists, stuff would have been way to straightforward, boring and rational! That's why I dislike more modern history. People get rational and atheistic. I love reading about calvinists trying to shape the Netherlands after the 80 years war (I'm Dutch) or catholics just having all kinds of crazy stories of saints in the Middle Ages!
I'm also an atheist and I get tons of Christian meme videos like this as a result of engaging with so much Christian content on RUclips. I don't believe in it but Christianity and the Abrahamic religions in general are so interesting to learn about.
I was an atheist all my life and slowly found the true Christ after my research. I have a feeling you'll be back with more experience than most and with a better understanding than most self.proclaimed Christians. I'm going the complete opposite way though from liberal protestantism as the Bible literally contradicts everything they say. I wish you luck on your spiritual endeavor and may God bless you on your journey.
@@SABONG07 So do you believe the orthodox church only existed In Russia only? That is a ignorant move. Ukraine is orthodox country Belarus is orthodox country Bulgaria is orthodox country Romania is orthodox country Greece is orthodox country Serbia is orthodox country And there is more . I hope you learned some more about countries my friend.
@@SABONG07 Let's say in the case that a Patriarch does condone a terrible war. Would that be Christian of him? No, not at all. Just because the action of one patriarch doesn't mean the Church isn't Christian. The Church teaches that war, all war, is caused by human sin and in no way is it justified. The Orthodox Church does not have a "just war theory".
“And so the Lord called for the Baptists, to purge the Buffalo from the prairie and bring forth America to the great western wilderness, when they had done this, all knew the Lord.”
I think the author is including groups that call themselves christians, even if considered heretical by other groups. From that, many early christian groups are not orthodox by any autoritative definiton - e.g. the gnostics, etc
No, it is not. They are multiple ecumenical councils removed from the multiple interpretations and traditions of early Christianity. What are you even on about. Orthobro ignorance is ridiculous.
Bruh, why is Tolkien under Anglicanism? He was a hardcore Catholic.
Wtf, no, he was a Shia Muslim
@@ShenlongerNah man, he was Zoroastrian.
You guys really need to get your facts right, he believed in pre-Colombian Olmec folk lore.
He probably meant to put CS Lewis there
@@EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99 nah, he believed in West African Voodoo
Calvinists can't be mad, because they were predestined to being made fun of
Calvinists explaining why them catching these hands was predetermined, a fate they say they are ultimately powerless against:
@@Zipped44 Calvinists believe in predetonation. That is why their preaching has dogmatic explosions.
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
As someone who grew up Lutheran i can confirm we are all vampire mr. incredibles, i'm sorry it had to come out this way.
pls explain
Doesn’t your church allow female pastors?
Shh don’t leak our secret…
*fascinated skeleton noises*
It’s due to their obsession with blood. Unlike most Protestant denominations, Lutherans really do believe that communion wine really is the blood of Christ.
my denomination: based
your denomination: cringe
a summary of all debates over theological interpretation
Any schism in the Church summarized
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@@isaiahstonehouseeasily. The rest are gay, weak & degenerate. ☦️
@@isaiahstonehouseyes, the unchanged religion ☦️
Jrr Tolkien was not a cringe anglican. He was based Catholic
My thoughts exactly. Idk where they heard otherwise
Both are cringe
@@general-i15cap 🧢
@Wueieejekpure capism
My comment exactly!
The Liberal protestant gave me quite the laugh.
Especially the fiery background.
Because it's so true. They're not even actual Protestants, even. One of my more loony cousins had the misfortune of getting married at one the - I hesitate immensely to call them churches - that are umbrella'd under the label (Unitarian, Universalist? Whichever.) and apparently there unironically was someone beating bongos in worship to the "Earth Mother" for the event.
Just WTF.
@@SockieTheSockPuppetas the saying goes:
"The ELCA is not evangelical nor lutheran, its just american."
same here lol. But it's actually sad, hopefully they can come to the truth in jesus name amen
@@SockieTheSockPuppet My mom brought me to a Unitarian Universalist church when I was younger, It used to be a Buddhist monk temple or something before the church bought it. I felt weird the whole time I was there. Stopped going when I had a choice.
@OmgKyo
Nothing sad about not wanting to be part of a protestant cult.
As a Lutheran, I can confirm that I attend Castlevania as my place of worship
LMAO
Gotta admit, best argument I've heard for lutheranism!
😂
As a Catholic I can confirm it is awesome
Truly based
Salve Regina! 🙏
Because it's not Biblical
@valerioluizfelipe If the Bible is Catholic then why can't Catholics follow it? @classicalteacher Scripture interprets Scripture. That's how we know that Catholicism is a false religion.
A tour of the Vatican and it's statues and giant obelisk is the first indicator of that
Its murder of true saints such as Jan Hus and banning of the Bible
It's teaching of falsehoods such as indulgences, and purgatory
It's blatant paganism
It's harboring of hundreds of pedophiles. A church of God would not have one of these qualities let alone all of them.
The catholic church has more in common with the antichrist than it does with anything in the Bible. The final pope will be the Biblical false prophet.
@@veler6049would that be the same bible that pastor Jim buried in 100ad for Martin Luther to dig up in the 16th century… or are you talking about the books of scripture that the protestants appropriated from the Catholic Church ?
@@ssnow9185 I'm talking about the words of Christ the apostles and the Prophets not satanic theology that the pope pulled from his ass like mary worship and necromancy and indulgences and purgatory and erecting an obelisk in Christ's alleged church
Why is early Christianity getting dead faced when it's the most true to scripture?
based
Especially the early church
True ,It because Catholics and Protestant Don't see it as a true scripture.
The Orthodox church see it as a true Scripture.
I think Mr. Incredible being dead-eyed was a reference to the persecution of the early church
@@teutonicenjoyer7700since when we don't see it as true scripture?
This is fantastic but... why is Tolkien (Catholic) in the Anglican camp?
British connection probably. I was puzzeled too myself
Probably because he was friends with Lewis
@@BackOffPeasantstill doesn't justify it. Tolkien was as Catholic as they come.
@@basedkaiser5352 yeah, I’m very aware. I was just suggesting why they may have put him there
The transition from 1:18-1:20 is so smooth
Not really lol
Isnt puritanism an extreme form of calvinism?
As a southern Baptist I love the Baptist depiction 😂😂😂✝️
Same 😂😂😂
Baptists are cool in my book.
Gross.
Same here, I was literally watching this while holding a rifle.
Baptists in Wisconsin are probably the most normal people I could imagine other than the cheese curds
As a Lutheran i can confirm that i am in fact a vampire.
Orthodoxy should have had mr incredible smiling because orthodoxy is beautiful
YES YES YES ☦☝
It truly is
Oriental and Eastern Orthodoxy, both
As a nondenominational, I confirm
Yeah I’m not orthodox but OP really tipped their hand on their bias.
A very cool list. Only nitpick is that you put Leo Tolstoy under Orthodoxy, and he was excommunicated by the Russian Orthodox Church during his lifetime and never returned to it.
have you read his confession?
It's Dostayevsky in the video, not Tolstoy.
@@bulgarianmineshaft1913Tolstoy is next to Dostoevsky
@@paisios4493 oops yeah he is, my bad.
@@samichjpghe wasn’t Orthodox but Dostoyevsky right next to him definitely was
Orthodoxy represent!
@CozlovSefulabaniBoss-us5yxAlethós anésti!
Blessed are you Brother.
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Facts☦☦☦☦
Based.
Placing JRR Tolkiens image in the anglican section is a blasphemy, he is spinning in his grave rn
Tolkien was catholic bro
@@grahmedmisten231 correct, thats why he shouldnt be in the same bunch as anglicans
@andrewyuyoungearn2799 why do you ask me this question as like I was responsible for making this video? What does it have to do with Tolkien and him being Roman Catholic, not anglican?
As a Roman Catholic. *Christvs Vincit.*
Amen. 🙏
Amen! Christe Eleison!
Christus Vincit, Christus Regnat, Christus Imperat! Salve Patri Omnipotenti!
Christus Regnant, Christus imperat!
As a Catholic myself, I love how I can just distinguish y’all by phrases that sound Latin 😂
I can not explain in words how happy I was when I heard "welcome to ancapistan" over Calvinism. IT FITS SO WELL
Yeah, most ancaps I know are Orthodox though (and i am an evangelical and a Hoppean).
@@tugalord "we don't have poors and by poors I mean blacks, we've got open doors for the rich white upper class" Sounds about right
@tugalord I'm Orthodox, and I can tell you, ancap isn't popular in Orthodoxy.
@@orthodoxtheosis it is (i am an Ancap hoppean as you can probably tell by my profile picture)
Can someone explain why Ancap fits with calvinism, i don't get why, and I know no ancaps who are calvinist personally
Also for Calvinism, it was historically believed that God has already chosen who's saved and who isn't so people would often do everything in their power to "prove" that God loved them, and eventually, this led to people associating money with virtue
Yet Jesus said that it's easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. He also said that the poor widow who donated one mite (a small coin of little worth) to the temple gave more money than the rich people who gave bags full of money.
@@martabachynsky8545 If you expect Christians to actually follow what Jesus said, you're going to have a bad time.
@@azariacba Yep. That is so true; if we did follow what Jesus said, the world would be a far, far better place. Love thy neighbor, do unto others as you would have them do unto you...etc.
Which is why the Protestants distanced themselves from those guys.
@@SockieTheSockPuppet Then what's with the "prosperity gospel" in Protestant denominations? "The richer you are, the more God loves you" sort of thing? That sounds Calvinist to me.
Honestly the vampire thing with lutheranism is spot on. Always associated it with spooky gothic stuff. Gives it a halloweenish sort of charm. At times I wish catholic churches had the same vibe being that my family is catholic (formerly ND then Lutheran)
the part about liberal theology being a false gospel is so true.
Indeed, Lucifer was sent to Hell because he had a better vision than God, and that is unacceptable
@@PhoenixFlame321Lucifer was sent to Hell because of His pride and attempt to overthrow God, not because he had a superior plan to God.
@@fatstrategist depends on the interpretation and which side you are on.
@@Soundeagle3456 Not even. God, THE perfect moral good, with love that we could never know, would somehow have a worse plan than the selfish, prideful, and limited being of Satan?
@@fatstrategist God did a lot of questionable stuff in the old testament so who knows what he was on back then.
2:13 Dude forgot to include the quintessential Morman figure, Joshua Graham.
Who?
@@jasontrevorhaye Fallout New Vegas character who is probably the most based videogame character in existence
@@johnleonard9102 thank you
Mormon’s aren’t christian,heretics and their beliefs are so different its another religion
this is my favorite type of uncanny meme unlike mr incredible becoming uncanny, mr incredible becoming canny, mr incredible losing his grip, mr incredible becoming sick, etc
Born and raised Baptist but I like the Catholic and especially Orthodox denomination style so much better. Especially the music.
Also born and raised Baptist. I’m getting confirmed in the Catholic Church next month, at 33. I’m beyond excited!
@@ThoinFrostaxe Based. Very happy for you.
@@ThoinFrostaxeyou should become Orthodox
Much respect to you from an Orthodox! Baptists and other Evangelicals tend to be very biblically literate, which I truly commend.
@@TK-4044v
You should become Catholic, like the Saints
Circling “The Son” in the Lutheran Trinity… perfection
And “The Father” in Reformed.
Orthodox is The Most Based One.
John 13:35
Real reason why He looked serious in Orthodoxy than catholix is
because the *Orthodox flow is more about Tradition and the divine Mysteries of Contemplation and Innerness, inspiring human mortality*
0:00 Early Christianity
0:08 Oriental Orthodoxy
0:19 Orthodoxy
0:32 Catholicism
0:47 Lutheranism
0:58 Anglicism / Episcopalianism
1:09 Calvinism
1:19 Puritanism
1:30 Reformed
1:44 Methodism
1:56 Baptist
2:10 Mormonism
2:19 Liberal Protestant
As an Orthadox i can comfirm we all have beards
Even the women?
The 8-year old boy in an EOC family:
Eastern Orthodox Church is the same Church established by Christ and the Apostles, or basically the "Early Christianity", as you labeled it in the video. Also, those icons are Orthodox. Other than that, nice video.
Edit: the Demiurge, and other denominations listed here are heretics, and some should not even be considered Christians for denying some basic principles of the creed.
Based
Early Christianity is defined as the era before the First Council of Nicaea. So there wasn't an official "creed" that included or excluded Gnostics and other sects. The resurrection was fresh in people's minds and they were still trying to make sense of it. As for the icons, I don't think the point was the icons themselves but the people depicted (the gospels and Ignatius of Antioch). I am orthodox too but this immediate defensive attitude of a memefied Orthodoxy is simply wrong
@@justiniani3585It's not a defence, it's a proclamation. Greetings from Serbia
"Eastern Orthodox Church is the same Church established by Christ"...Right. And I can fly.
@@Nonz.MNon-sequitor.
Why is he happier on catholicism than he is on orthodoxy💀
Just cringe I guess
He gets a beard
Orthodox icons look more serious maybe
The guy could be Catholic idk
nigga@@hunterterrat9105
Why is Tolkien portrayed within Anglicanism? He was Roman Catholic
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Funnily enough, the music for the "liberal Protestant" part was written by a Catholic. (It is the Lacrimosa from Mozart's Requiem Mass. It is fair to argue about whether Mozart was a "devout" Catholic, but he did practice.)
That music was chosen to emphasize how those theologies are cursed. Same with the fiery hell background.
@@DellDuckfan313 You are wrong on both counts. He literally has links in the description.
Mr incredible going through aesthetic phases.
Good proposition
YOOOOOOO BASED!
Lol thx
That Liberal Protestant made me laugh, especially the trans pastor and the fiery background. It fits so well!
Thanks now I have to binge listen hours of church organ hymns again
Jesus didn't come to bring a religion, He came to repair a broken relationship with God
Puritan music goes hard ngl
Bro I just realized that the song for Puritanism was the Corpse Bride song 💀
was looking for this comment 💀
Puritans go harder six feet under
@@zombusshankus9589apparently Corpse Bride takes place in Germany
Bro I searched for metal gear rising osts, how did this even pop up
As a Mormon, I can confirm we are happy people
Oh Lord...
Hell yeah brother!
@@LS-md8qf Don’t worry, I’m converting to orthodox soon.
@@M0RG5N Amen!
No.
As a Mormon i can confirm we all live in utah
0:29 The author, if Leo Tolstoy had a big beard, this does not make him an instant Orthodox person. Leo Tolstoy was an ardent critic of Orthodoxy, and he had quite a few conflicts with the church. so I don't understand what he's doing here at all in this list.
1:04 and yes, here John Tolkien is superfluous, he was actually a zealous Catholic, and not an Anglican.
0:58 I’m playing King Arthur in a production of Spamalot and literally had to dance and sing to this song in rehearsals a few hours ago lol
As an orthodox the beard is currently in the early stage
Came to the comment section to see denominations tearing each other apart and somehow I feel the need to advocate for Catholicism because I was raised a Catholic but disengaged completely several years ago
As a strict Methodist I have to day we are not all hippies.
But it seems to be the most peaceful church
Mormons not Christian. In Christianity your saved through Christ in Mormonism your saved by the certificate of Joseph Smith. Just wanted to clear that up.
lol what. I’m LDS (mormon). Who told you that?
@@aliceduren6542 Brigham Young (Second president of the LDS church) said “... no man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith..... Every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are ... I cannot go there without his consent.... He reigns there as supreme a being in his sphere, capacity, and calling, as God does in heaven (vol. 7, p. 289).”
@@aliceduren6542 Because, in reality, you can’t prove that he was right. The “lost” Bible that, conveniently enough, he revealed, with some of the “lost verses” that foreshadow him. And yet, the only place you’ll find that is… in his book.
@@kashmirandal6282 Buddy, I would recommend that you actually know what you are talking about before you speak.
The Book of Mormon isn't the Bible, it is another record of a completely different people than from the Jews in Israel. It also isn't true that the Book of Mormon is where you will find this, look up "Messiah ben Joseph". You also have Ezekiel 37 and Isaiah 29 which tells of the coming of the Book of Mormon.
To Christians of all denominations from other countries please move to the United States and make it more Christian because Christianity is declining in the United States you will have peace and freedom! ✝️🇺🇲
Europe is no longer christian its Muslim, only eastern europe who dont have immigration are saving european christianity
Israel is the place
autism or child call it
For those who don't know in Lutheranism a major tenet is that the Eucharist is actually Christ's blood hence the vampire joke
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For those who don't know that's actually true among all relevant Christian denominations (not most protestants)
@@johnythepvpgod1470I was so shocked when i found out that american Protestants don’t believe in Christs precense in the eucharist.
Interesting that he chose Lutheranism specifically.... Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Oriental Orthodoxy, and Anglicanism also all believe this. And I think even Methodists.
@@AllhailTDLjimpicIt's just that the biggest protestant church in America is the baptist one, which happens to believe the Eucharist is just a symbol.
@markstein2845 Oh yeah were all of those abuse coverups and indulgences and centuries of corruption “guided by 2000 years of Church history” also?
Reformed, Calvinist, and Puritan are the same thing. We’re all from the same tradition and are historically tied to one another. Puritanism is a denomination within the Reformed tradition, as is Presbyterianism, Dutch Reformed, Continental Reformed, Orthodox Reformed, etc., but we’re all Calvinists/Reformed. Historically, we also distanced ourselves from the other Protestants and thought of ourselves as an endemic group, though we were participants in the Protestant Reformation.
Yes I am part of the German Reformed and we have stuck to strict Calvinist rules, keep your catechism by your side bro!!
@@aatherizzler May our Lord keep you strong, brother. Laudate Eum. Praise Him.
Luther was the g tho.
he saw the catholic church descend into a madness where money was all they cared about, a church where there was no God left and the priests worshipped golden statues made of the money the poor and starving gave them.
even if you disagree with the protestant faith and their way of worship you have to agree that without them the catholic church would have probably descended further down until disintegration.
I am certain that Luther accidentally saved the catholic faith by shaking it out of its sinful slumber.
No, Luther was a reprobate arch-heretic and apostate from the True Church. The sexual pervert also desecrated his solemn vows, and desecrated a nun. He is not to be taken seriously.
I’m a Catholic Christian and I can actually agree to an extent. His jabs woke us up
Everyone is chilling until the gnostic comes along
Everyone is chilling until the Mormons knocks at the door... gives me shivers just thinking about it!
we got that anti demiurge flair fr
@@kolmonio ofc you would be in shivers, I would be too if I haven't touched grass and havent interacted with actual humans for quite some time 😋
Ma'am I hope you know what a joke is, I will teach you for free if you don't!@@hnymnblnk
Gnostic jesus is just so badass
Wow, this video is thorough, you even covered non-christians
Like who?
@@ranelgallardo7031Mormons and Liberal Protestants
@@ranelgallardo7031 He probably means liberal protestants. They have a heresy problem over there.
@@ranelgallardo7031puritans. Imagine not celebrating the birth of chirst
@@ranelgallardo7031 like mormons and liberal protestants
"According to Plan" for puritanism had me *cackling*.
Thank you for putting the soundtracks in the description.
Another fine and prime art
As a Mormon (we're actually called Latter-day Saints) I was hoping for an actual LDS hymn though I shouldn't have been surprised that it was just the South Park song lol
Frankly based upon what Joseph Smith taught, Mormons shouldn't even be on this list.
Ay a fellow Latter Day Saint
@@jabes216 Hi! It's always nice to see another member on here 👊🏻
Same
Same here guys whats happening
Tolkien was very much a Catholic and Tolstoy was kicked out of the Orthodox Church for being an anarchist.
Orthodox chants are calming, trust me
1:48 That dove mural on the top right is from Saint Peter's basilica, so that's very much Catholic and not Methodist.
Orthodoxy is the ancient unchanged Chad Christianity
reformed here. this is funny. the last one got me laughing.
Lol. I love that Lutheranism is Vampire Killer. Castlevania already has the Catholic Church funding the Belmonts in Orthodox Romania as actual lore and now the main theme is associated with German Protestants. Its all over the place lol
2:01 Why is the Confederate flag at Baptism? I get the association with the Southern U.S. in general, but why not show a picture of the Bible Belt?
The Southern Baptist Church had a major Influence in making southerners believe blacks were “meant” to be slaves and that it was god who wanted this; essentially they helped to grow and spread confederate ideas.
@@Booimbooin They also forced the African-Americans to leave and form their own Baptist Churches, (except for the white minister), which then gave way for another split where they made their own churches separated from the south's view on race, and formed some of the largest black churches, that were also Baptist.
The Southern Baptist church doesn't do a good representation of all Baptists.
Because the Confederate flag is still a major symbol of Southern U.S culture
@@jeebusthegreat8819 well I suppose born a traitor for ever a traitor huh
@@underarmbowlingincidentof1981 What do you mean?
Just so you know, orthodoxy also has exorcism
Orthodoxy is the True Church of Christ ❤☦️
Whatever floats your boat.
Facts ☦☦☦☦
The true church of Christ is the body of Christ which includes all of us who follow Christ and have been born again.
@@omen4s976denial of Pentecost, Christ established one, not many
Classic Christianity:
0:00 Early Christianity (Somewhere in Middle East) 🇮🇱🇵🇸
0:08 Oriental Orthodox Christianity 🇦🇲🇪🇬🇪🇷🇪🇹🇩🇯
0:19 Eastern Orthodox Christianity 🇬🇷🇧🇬🇷🇸🇺🇦🇧🇾
0:32 Catholic Christianity 🇻🇦🇮🇹🇫🇷🇵🇱🇦🇹
Protestantism:
0:48 Lutheran Christianity 🇩🇪🇩🇰🇳🇴🇸🇪🇳🇱
0:58 Anglican Christianity 🇬🇧🇺🇲🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿
1:09 Calvin "Christianity" 🇨🇭🇫🇷🇩🇪🇺🇲🇨🇦
1:20 Puritan "Christianity" 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇺🇲🇨🇦
1:30 "Reformed" Christianity 🇨🇭🇫🇷🇺🇲🇨🇦
1:44 Methodist "Christianity" 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇺🇲🇨🇦
1:56 Baptist "Christianity" 🇺🇲
2:10 Mormon "Christianity" 🇺🇲
2:18 WTF?!!!! 🇺🇲
Why you putting them in quotations
@@kashmirandal6282 What?
@@kidslifehackers3119 The reformed protestants
@@kashmirandal6282 Because I don't think, that these protestants reformed christianity in good side!
as a descendant of brigham young, i couldn't help but die laughing
Mormonism is christianity? I guess Islam is too
Why do you say that? Explain your argument
Islam is completely different from Christian belief yes you may not consider Mormons Christian but you have to admit they do believe in the Bible
@@TheRealguyinvideo Muslims also believe in the Bible, just the revelation that was according to Jesus, not according to 1st and 2nd century impersonators of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
@@nanashi7779No, you don't believe in the Bible. You believe in the "gospel" that Jesus "first revealed" despite which is supposed to be Islam. The Bible most definitely doesn't teach Islam without misquoting it too
Non-denominationalist folk like me would say "what the heck is a pope"
The leader of the jedi council in Rome
so you’re baptist
@@Menaceblue3 "it's treason, then"
@@mingus445_gamingWAAAAAAUUUGHHHHH
Successor of Saint Peter
If you guys ever come across a “Christian missionary alliance” church it’s basically baptist but we support missionaries directly from part of our offerings
2:11 as a Mormon basically yeah
The only thing is I’d put the painting “The Lord Jesus Christ” by Del Parson on there and play the hymn “I Stand All Amazed”
mormonism is not christianity
@@TheRealguyinvideoTons of things, they denied every single essential doctrine that makes Christianity Christianity, and obviously the most important one: JESUS IS GOD, not a god created by God but God himself.
Yes we are
@@pedromoronirumoaohexa7236 Well... explain why.
@@chad7070Explain? The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
@@pedromoronirumoaohexa7236 My friend, I don't care if the name Jesus is in there If is not the real Jesus of the Bible.
As a Methodist. I can confirm we are hippies
Orthodox vibes the most but the Baptist music SLAPS
As an ex-liberal protestant..... this is what the liberal protestant within me said when I saw that last part (he never truely left me);
"Fight me! I have no morals. I have no fear. I have looked God in the eyes and he said "meh, idk, just be a good person and I'll let you in after you die".
No truth shall convince me, no future punishment torment my thoughts. No wager of Pascal crush me. No passage from the Bible make me doubt what I believe. You can not argue against someone who has no truth to defend!"
Anyway, I'm an atheist now, so go nuts I guess.
I still love studying Christianity and my fellow christians. I'm an aspiring European historian, so sooner or later I just had to accept that christianity is a thing. And studying christianity as an atheist. Man, it's absolutely amazing!!! When you don't feel the need to belief, you discover how awesome but also fun and sometimes funny all the different versions of christianity are and have been throughout history!
Christians, thank you for all this funny European christian history I can now read and learn! With atheists, stuff would have been way to straightforward, boring and rational! That's why I dislike more modern history. People get rational and atheistic. I love reading about calvinists trying to shape the Netherlands after the 80 years war (I'm Dutch) or catholics just having all kinds of crazy stories of saints in the Middle Ages!
I'm also an atheist and I get tons of Christian meme videos like this as a result of engaging with so much Christian content on RUclips. I don't believe in it but Christianity and the Abrahamic religions in general are so interesting to learn about.
I was an atheist all my life and slowly found the true Christ after my research. I have a feeling you'll be back with more experience than most and with a better understanding than most self.proclaimed Christians. I'm going the complete opposite way though from liberal protestantism as the Bible literally contradicts everything they say.
I wish you luck on your spiritual endeavor and may God bless you on your journey.
This comment radiates some weird and disgusting energy.
@@johnx140 you're talking to an atheist ex-LP, what did you expect? ;)
@@johnx140 I replied earlier but recanted as I thought I was being prideful. But yes it is indeed a blasphemy of the Holy Spirit
Bro Keep your Rifle By Your Side for Baptist😂
As a Calvinist, I can say that Reformed and Calvinist are synonymous.
Early Christianity = Eastern Orthodox Church
Facts
Early Christianity is orthodox??????
then why ORTHODOX church 😂😂😂 allowed PUTIN to attack UKRAINE?????
That's not a CHRISTIAN MOVE 😂😂😂
@@SABONG07 So do you believe the orthodox church only existed In Russia only?
That is a ignorant move.
Ukraine is orthodox country
Belarus is orthodox country
Bulgaria is orthodox country
Romania is orthodox country
Greece is orthodox country
Serbia is orthodox country
And there is more .
I hope you learned some more about countries my friend.
@@SABONG07 Let's say in the case that a Patriarch does condone a terrible war. Would that be Christian of him? No, not at all. Just because the action of one patriarch doesn't mean the Church isn't Christian. The Church teaches that war, all war, is caused by human sin and in no way is it justified. The Orthodox Church does not have a "just war theory".
@@SABONG07ah yes, the old “OnE Of YoU DiD a BaD ThInG OnCe So FaLsE”
Early Christians should have been god level Mr. Incredible
Bro doesn’t know anything about mromonism. If he did , he would know it’s not even close to Christianity…
Wrong
“And so the Lord called for the Baptists, to purge the Buffalo from the prairie and bring forth America to the great western wilderness, when they had done this, all knew the Lord.”
It's true, I told Luke that write that down.
1:00-1:06 Tolkien was a Catholic, not Anglican.
P.S. Catholics where you at?
Here
Here
Early Christians: Real Christianity
Rest of them: Anglos and Romans larping as Christians
Orthodoxy is the closest modern day branch to the early Christians
Which Orthodox?
Actually it's ___.
@@stevenlee5673Eastern Orthodox Christianity
No, it really is Catholicism. The early Christians had popes.
@@AluminiumT6but no papal infallibility.
As a Lutheran, I am offended by the lack of office chairs, bands, and big screen projectors in our depiction.
Why is Lutheran a vampire
Because they consume the body and blood of Christ
Tolstoy was raised as one but he certainly wasn't Eastern Orthodox by the time he took up writing
Early Christianity is just Orthodoxy lol. Nothing changed only name, Theology, dogma is completely same
I think the author is including groups that call themselves christians, even if considered heretical by other groups.
From that, many early christian groups are not orthodox by any autoritative definiton - e.g. the gnostics, etc
No, it is not. They are multiple ecumenical councils removed from the multiple interpretations and traditions of early Christianity. What are you even on about. Orthobro ignorance is ridiculous.
The ending really got me laughing hard with the "we are all muslims" sign
Mormonism isn't Christian, and "liberal protestantism" isn't really either.
Mórmons até Christian
Yeah Mormons are
We are not just christians we are the directors cut
Missed opportunity that Mormonism wasn't Hello from The Book of Mormon
huh?
No way putting the confederate flag with a smile one 😐
Baptists having the song from far cry 5 is crazy
Orthodoxy is the way ☦️❤️
Orthodoxy, Catholicism, etc. are all cults. Join the non-religious/atheist side, we are growing more and more now.
I sometimes wonder what Luther would think of liberal protestantism...then I remember he already regretted everything by the time he died
Martin Luther didn't regret his own theological beliefs, but he condemned all the other sects that popped up in his lifetime
Freaking loved this 😂 got a good laugh out of it
It’s nice seeing a Mr.Incredible meme that is not cropped porn.
Católicos! ❤