Just a PSA here for my fellow Riley-influenced piss jug users~ The *Simply Juice* brand half gallon size jugs from their OJ and various juices, make *outstanding,* highly-functional piss jugs. The opening base is ample and can accommodate even the "largest" male member. The plastic on the jug is thick, non-porous and can be washed out very easily with soap and resists odor. And finally, the large spin-top lid is easy to take off and operate even under the most "hurried" piss jug situations, it seals tight and doesn't cross-thread. I have about 20 of them saved up in a box, and plan to ride them out until they lay me in the box. My wife is confused as to their purpose and why I make storage space for them. But "we" piss jug alumnus know exactly why..
I was fortunate enough to have purchased an official Riley Martin Piss Jug from his website years ago… I gave it to my Dad as a gag gift (we are both loyal listeners of Howard) and now as a 75 year old man, it is one of his most favourite possessions.
I was hoping this would have had the famous line I once heard Riley say, "show me a man that doesn't have a piss bucket and I will show you a woman." I believe is how the quote went.
Because Riley was too focused on tearing into Howard and Robin. He usually ignored Artie's comments altogether so eventually he stopped chiming in during his calls.
You 100% know Howard urinates in the back of his limo. His “jug” is right next to his emergency wig glue in the limo. Same limo that Ronnie s*** in a box inside of most likely.
I’m convinced after listening to this (after the 20th time), we need a full blown science fiction movie about Riley Martin…opening scene will be him bareknuckle boxing…
Yeah it’s definitely enough lore for a decent movie. Him getting abducted and meeting the council of 7, to getting black out drunk on the radio trying to warn us of impending doom. 😂
@@albertlewis4903 Yes, I can also see a scene with the rescue birds chirping out of manic control...God werent we blessed to have Riley Martin in our lives? He will be forever missed.
I remember hearing during one of his drunken shows that his last bare knuckle boxing fight was against a seven foot tall racist albino man called “P.H Grup” damn I wish I could find that. It was essentially Riley’s “boss fight” story.😂
Right. Riley is referencing Robin's time in the military. Buffalo soldiers were black soldiers in the 1800's, so Robin is a Buffalo bitch. Captain Robin Quivers in the Air Force. She had rank.
I actually piss in 2 gatorade bottles when I'm drinking because once I start drinking, I gotta piss every 15 minutes, and it's a pain in the ass to walk upstairs to piss every 15 min. The next day I pour them out into the toilet.. Can't believe me n Riley have something in common lol
Riley was amazing! I loved when he was on the attack! He always told Howard how it was! Golden Jew. He told him he paid a boy to message and blow him lol Riley was correct Howard could of told Sirius to pay anyone anything and at that time they would have done it.
“Would you prefer I piss into a 5 gallon jug?”
Rest in peace galactic prophet
That shit was so damn funny.
Hahahahajhahahahahahahahajajajhahahhahahah
@@derrickjohnson3656hahahahhahahahahahahha😅
The irony is that Riley doesn’t realize Howard talking about his piss jug for 20 minutes is the greatest promotion he could do for Riley’s show lol.
Riley’s mock outrage at being called out for pissing in a jug is just one of many reasons why I love this man
No, you just like the image of him pissing in a jug.
You understand!
I don’t think it was mock outrage 😂
@@Moonlight-cm4sv he seemed to be laying it on extra thick for the air time.
My Grandpa used a Piss Jug on long road trips when I was a kid. Still have it. Great times.
What did he use to clean it?
@@ArmyJamesmore piss
More piss @@ArmyJames
@@ArmyJames, this piss jugs reeks of old piss … better piss the piss out after I get pissed. ~ Grampiss
@@bobgordon236lol
R.I.P Riley Martin we love and miss you.
Yes! More Riley!
To this day I still refer to people as Roscoe Jeeves to fuck with them and no one gets it. Riley is comedy gold
I use the term “water pig”.
He called them all a bunch a "pig-pukes" one time 😂🤣.
There are zero results for this name on Google, which makes it all that more incredible.
Riley was correct the jew is once again hiding in the basement. 😄
We did not get enough Riley. The pelican did hold him back. Nobody brings a smile to my face like Riley.
Uhhhh.....HUHH?????
Jesus this has to be the best Riley call in. He obliterated Robin. 😂
IDK there's one where he calls her a "Buffalo Bitch" 😂🤣💀
I have listened to everything ever available on RUclips with Riley! I’ve never heard this!
I love when he insinuates that Howard is a gay pedo
Walking around the house. Eating greens, fartin
@@tdog1983-v6c "in her pan tie hose"
I love him justifying his jug by saying Howard probably has a toilet in his limo
He had an answer for everything.
That’s because he’s the golden Jew 😂
The legendary piss jug call...one of the greatest Riley moments ever, just behind the Jessica Hahn fight.
Riley had a fight with Jessica Hahn?? 🤔
@@Jd-808 , oh, my God, yes! Let me see if I can find it for you my good man!
@@Jd-808 find "Riley Martin is Furious with the Crew + Gives Beth Advice".
@@colinmontgomery1956 nice! You’re the man
Artie vs Crazy Alice was a barn burner!
Now.....uh.....love when he starts calling Howard a cheap jew bastard and uh....things of that nature, non the less
And what have you…
Love the Riley Martin content! That stuff is comedy gold, and things of that nature.
Ughhhhhh looky here… uhhhhh you cheap mothah f***ah
@@jastrapper190 nonetheless
@@jastrapper190 Buy a symbol man
@@e.b.4356 Ughhhh looky here man… get a life son!
..well my goodness man…
Get Riley to say
"Good lordy be! "
He sounds exactly like the "Zippity Doo Dah" guy.
Eating Greens farting 😂😅😂
Piss jugs? Way of the road Bubbles!
A man and his piss jug is his own business.
I own two Riley Martin piss jugs.
I wonder if Eron or whoever runs his site still sells them.
You’ll never know when you would need it you understand.
@@Moonlight-cm4sv And things of this nature...
I got 2 containers from the hospital. I use them so I don't have to walk to the bathroom at night. Wake up. Piss. Back to sleep.
How much would it cost me to obtain one?
4:24 😂 “Roscoe Jeeves”
18:23 🤣
Just a PSA here for my fellow Riley-influenced piss jug users~ The *Simply Juice* brand half gallon size jugs from their OJ and various juices, make *outstanding,* highly-functional piss jugs. The opening base is ample and can accommodate even the "largest" male member. The plastic on the jug is thick, non-porous and can be washed out very easily with soap and resists odor. And finally, the large spin-top lid is easy to take off and operate even under the most "hurried" piss jug situations, it seals tight and doesn't cross-thread. I have about 20 of them saved up in a box, and plan to ride them out until they lay me in the box. My wife is confused as to their purpose and why I make storage space for them. But "we" piss jug alumnus know exactly why..
Ugh... my man is a piss jug man too. 😂
lmfao
I just piss in gatorade bottles
I have a container I piss in at night so I don't have to walk to the bathroom. Is that weird?
@@vaekkriinhart4347 yes !
Once you discover laundry soap bottles, youll realize the error of your ways.
Howard is unaware of "the way of the road."
The way she goes ....
What is drunk?
No joke I listen to this like 5 times a week shit is still funny
I was fortunate enough to have purchased an official Riley Martin Piss Jug from his website years ago… I gave it to my Dad as a gag gift (we are both loyal listeners of Howard) and now as a 75 year old man, it is one of his most favourite possessions.
He actually started selling jugs after this? Lol
@@HybridBlueDream Sure did! Cannot recall what I paid for it though.
Would you ever be willing to sell it?
Great relationship with your dad, I'm jealous!
As a man, I have pissed in many plastic containers.
Same here, you never know when you’re gonna need it you understand.
This reminds me of Ray from Trailer Park Boys..funniest episode called "High Definition Piss Jugs".
way of the road
I am the liqour
When they find his jug under the highway and it's like dark amber almost brown. And Rickie's like "Pops must have been drinkin big time that day." LOL
Keep it up with these Riley clips talking shit to Howard Stern , it’s gold lol .
We need more riley
I guess city slickers don't approve of piss jugs and things of that nature
They have bathrooms in their limo’s, and what have you.
Riley: There's only so many pork chops you can eat.
Artie: Not true.
Thank you so much for uploading this! They took down all the riley stuff awhile back.
I was hoping this would have had the famous line I once heard Riley say, "show me a man that doesn't have a piss bucket and I will show you a woman." I believe is how the quote went.
Man do I miss Riley and ETM.
“I pissed in your water cooler.” Then a second later. “Who would say such a thing?” lol. Riley was the best.
more riley stuff brother!
Artie was unusually quiet during this hilarious call. May have been his sleeping period.
Or his heroin nodding peiod😢
Because Riley was too focused on tearing into Howard and Robin. He usually ignored Artie's comments altogether so eventually he stopped chiming in during his calls.
Maybe it’s because Artie bought Riley’s piss to fake drug tests.
@@silversnail1413Artie bought a symbol so I think Riley had more respect for him.
Artie buying Riley’s piss for drug tests would be hilarious! “I don’t want to fail for coke and heroin.”
Please post the call where Riley unloads on Shuli after they do a killers of comedy show together. Riley is radio gold
its on dailymotion with video in it.
@@ghostinshell100 I found it there thanks buddy
way of the road.
Trucker law
I almost bought one of these many many years ago when he was selling them. I kind of regret not doing it.
He's the best by far...
By far.
Riley was in the top 5 wack packers. Beetlejuice being number one of course. Love ya Lou 🤘🏼
He could lead a cult nowadays 😂
After all these years lol , hearing Riley bitch about money is still comedy gold 😂
He was worth much more
Low Tier God's grandpa.
Robin laughs so as nit to cry. I know Rileys words were cutting through her soul like a knife through butter 🧈 🔪 😅😂
Somehow Riley has the exact voice as Howard's old black guy impression "HELLOOO DERRRE"
Riley was the best caller in Stern show history. Best guest Elliot Offen. Period end of story.
Damn riley got em straightened out 😂
you know Riley is hitting his target when Robin unleashes her exaggerated, forced howls of "laughter"
I miss Riley 😢
I been rocking the piss jug for years. I use it at home too!
The piss jug is a postmans friend.
I'm a piss jug man myself. Salute
A 1 gallon one for me as well.
What in the actual fuck is going on here
@@andrew93hall Some of us are drunks, some heavy sleepers, others just work too damn hard to stop and water the roses. We are the piss jug collective.
Rileys "Beat yo nappy hair headed ass" to robin😂
I love it when Blobin gets shit talked
You 100% know Howard urinates in the back of his limo. His “jug” is right next to his emergency wig glue in the limo. Same limo that Ronnie s*** in a box inside of most likely.
And Ralph probably holds it for him
@@Leafer55Ralph is Howard’s Piss Jug.
I'm surprised no one has made a movie about him lol Based on a true story lol
he pissed in the water cooler hahahahahahahaha
Riley and Lou, two legends. Thank Youuuuu!!
I loved when Riley got pissed at Howard 😂
I’m convinced after listening to this (after the 20th time), we need a full blown science fiction movie about Riley Martin…opening scene will be him bareknuckle boxing…
Or him pissing in a jug then the fight.
Yeah it’s definitely enough lore for a decent movie. Him getting abducted and meeting the council of 7, to getting black out drunk on the radio trying to warn us of impending doom. 😂
@@albertlewis4903 Yes, I can also see a scene with the rescue birds chirping out of manic control...God werent we blessed to have Riley Martin in our lives? He will be forever missed.
I remember hearing during one of his drunken shows that his last bare knuckle boxing fight was against a seven foot tall racist albino man called “P.H Grup” damn I wish I could find that. It was essentially Riley’s “boss fight” story.😂
@@albertlewis4903I’d like to see the “Screed” on film for sure. And things of this nature.
I use 3 litre Pepsi bottles!😅
I wish I was able to get myself a Jug
The man was ahead of his time man
Thee face he's making on the jug pic...
Funniest segment I ever heard 😂😂😂
" Roscoe Jeeves" hahaha
Never heard the origin of the piss jug. Thanks!
God, you haven't heard this before?! The Saga continues later...
Dude I miss this nonsense so much hahahaha
God I miss that man, LOL @ “who would say such things?”
Honestly, Riley Martin is more trustworthy than the New York Post.
Such content! we miss you Riley!
18:39 😵💫 20:36 Riley scolds Robin when Artie steps in to say "Not true" 😅
RIP Riley you were a unique gem “you buffalo 🦬 bitch” 😂😂😂
Right. Riley is referencing Robin's time in the military. Buffalo soldiers were black soldiers in the 1800's, so Robin is a Buffalo bitch. Captain Robin Quivers in the Air Force. She had rank.
5:00 HAHAHAHAHA!!
Thank you Lou !!!!
10:42 on is gold
This is Gold
More Riley Martin please!
Riley Spitting Facts
Uh.. uhhhh…uhhh-UHHH!!!
Hilarious! I am on the floor laughing.
The Balavians took me on a ship
Thank your lucky stars it wasn’t a skree beaming you up to the motha ship…. Ughhh you cheap mother f***ah!
"OFFICIAL PISS JUG" 🤣🤣
Imo Riley and Elegant are the best....
I actually piss in 2 gatorade bottles when I'm drinking because once I start drinking, I gotta piss every 15 minutes, and it's a pain in the ass to walk upstairs to piss every 15 min. The next day I pour them out into the toilet.. Can't believe me n Riley have something in common lol
Can’t lie I’ve done it a few times
Gotta dew what ya gotta dew YEW PAY YOUR BILLS SHEEEEEeeeeit
Drink vodka
I used to piss out my second floor window. It’s truly egregious behavior
It's because your mom won't let you upstairs when you are drinking!
I'm a jugman, have been for many years
Riley invented Jarate.
For all the disgusting things Richard and Sal has done and they are freaked out over Riley peeing in a jug!!!
And we all know how much Sal loves pee.
#RileyWasRight
Riley was the best!
Those jugs were for sale on his website for awhile. I saw one on eBay not long ago
Howard's soul mate Beth will be gone once Howard quits!
What’s in your wallet? Good one Robin lol
I don't need to buy a piss jug. A reused milk jug will work just fine.
It takes at least two weeks to properly cure a plastic piss jug. Of course, the process will take much longer if you use glass.
Riley was amazing! I loved when he was on the attack! He always told Howard how it was! Golden Jew. He told him he paid a boy to message and blow him lol Riley was correct Howard could of told Sirius to pay anyone anything and at that time they would have done it.
“They’re all dudes… and what have you”😂😂
This is magic.
i dont even think pissing into a container in certain situations is weird or gross
I do believe Riley. Have you seen Howard’s houses? One in the Hamptons one in Florida and probably an apartment in NYC. All 3 probably at $300,000,000
Indirectly admitting Sirius was in worse shape after taking on the Stern crew