Costco Guys Drama Is Insane
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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The Costco Guys Cinematic Universe is beginning to heat up.
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We're PyroLive guys, of course we eat the slop as it hits the trough.
Thanks for the slop
Heck yeah, it's sloppin' time
worst thing you’ve said yet pyro 😁
Let's get slopy in here
Pyro im tired of the slop please just make the darkwood video im begging you I cant keep going on
Bills cannot be this high to cover drama between a 11 year old and 8 year old referring to them as the rizzler and big justice unironically
we live in a society
Actually sad it's big justice and the rizzler there just kids ya know
he spent all of his money this month on commissions
It's comments like these that let me know not to bother with the video
@@avonirecrimes
We're Pyro guys, of course we commission *REDACTED*
the current state of america only exists because pyro commissioned it
Of course every situation is (adjective)
We’re commentary RUclipsrs of course we post schlock
of course we got no hairline
How tf people even save up that much money to pay for that stuff so much. 😂😂
wasted half my fucking break at work on this video
tragic
@@DannyPerez-pj5zjNew patek
Good
30 min break and you get a lunch break ?
I'm sorry.
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Thanks bro I hate it when ads stop the pace of the video
Thanks man, really appreciate it. Hate those ads 😡
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Thank me later 😔🤚
thank
Saved me from watching it lmfao, Didn’t notice it was the classic 1 second pyro vid
Darkwood is taking so long to come out that Pyro is now scraping the absolute bottom of the slop trough for PyroLIVE
Yap yap yap no one cares about that game
it's coming at the end of august so at least theres a date now
The slop has gone moldy.
@@brianbaker5590 looks like bro died too many times in the game 😭
@@TrolsAlternativeaccount kinda true tbh that game is kinda dead
I love when Pyro slops me around
this is not the type of slop I wanted
I love when pyro gives us sloppy *redacted*
WHy did You add redacted at th end
Your comment has officially reached 500 likes. 😊
@@GabrielSzeverenyithat it has… that it has
video starts at 9:30
Actually useful lol
Thanks, King. The slop has finally gotten thick around here.
Thank God!
I thought this was a joke HOLY SHIT that's a lot of padding
wtf that's true
The bills cannot be this high 😭
💀💀💀
27 year old Pyro talks the TikTok drama between 2 minors mostly aged 11, Big Justice and Rizzler. He, in fact, enjoys talking about this. He brainrotmaxxing. And we, are in pain.
I can imagine Pyros cameo would just be flooded with requests telling him to say the n-word
and dont forget them telling him to show the "ART"he has on his computer or some furry joke
you can look that up for free so no point
Babe wake up Pyro is giving us more slop
Ellen main detected
holy shit its ellen joe zenless zone zero
Who's Elen? And why is she zenlesing zoneing zeroing 😢
@@mcbill7352 Ellen main be like
@@cameronharding2878 pfp woman
"I'm the guy that milks the video to make it as long as possible and I don't need to explain Costco to you guys" you wouldn't believe what he did next in Season 2
A maximillionmus fan in 2024? Cringe.
@@johnkinsey6117 Who? You sound like a guy who'd only laugh at malkavian mod comedy gags 💀
@@ifirelyzbro doesn’t even know what tf pfp is from just jumping on trends
@@whoisonivlogstbf he could jus be a fan of the game lol
@@tropicalexile1681 Oi don't try to push 12 yo terminally onlines NPCs in the right direction they gotta learn how to search new words like "malkavian mod" or "JC Denton" themselves
Pyro's the type of guy who says, "One more episode," and then binge-watches the entire season.
"One more commission"
>even i don't need to explain what costco is to milk the video
>proceed to explain what costco is after saying he doesnt need to do so cause he doesn't want to milk the video
He truly is the king of inflation (of videos... And furries.)
Not surprised that the one person who's most aware of pyro milking his videos names himself *Milk*kMelon
when he said "game theory that big justice is actually intimidated by the power that the Rizzler has" I just clicked off the video
There is no way he actually says that
Oh no he actually did… wth am I watching man
12:52
LOL
The pyro hair situation is insane
new insane situation is crazy
New crazy situation is insane
Insane crazy situation is new
I follow a bunch of commentary channels and I swear they all use the same titles 😂 everything is either insane or crazy
The new situation is getting worse
13:07 what dirt they're 10 years old 😭
Big Justice hasn't been eating his greens
Rizzler skipped class
The Rizzler was playing on his Nintendo DS after bedtime.
"Big Justice" and "The Rizzler" sound like knock-off DC supervillain names lmao
11:10 bro really said los pollos with the Ls💀
Bro watched Breaking Bad too 😭 Los Pollos Hermanos is so prominent
it has to be intentional he can't be this illiterate. 😞😞😞
This is just the way people from the UK say the double L in Spanish words. One of my friends from England does it and it drives me crazy. Especially since he corrects me on English words all the time since I don’t say them the British way.
Was he supposed to say os poos?
@@cholio96 it’s pronounced po-yos. In Spanish, doubles L’s make a “y” sound.
2:35 I've been summoned
In my deathbed, I'll forget my wifes face but I'll still remember Big Justice and Rizzler ig live beef
"Big justice is actually intimidated by the power, that the rizzler has" Is the most diabolical sentence that has ever left pyro's mouth.
2 slops in 1 day you are doing well pyro :smile:
I can't belive that i watched 15 min of a video and what all I learned was that costco has a membership and two kids fight on a livestream, thanks pyro for this preem content.
The thing about pyro that makes me laugh out loud isnt his jokes or humor, but the fact he laughs SO hard at such dumb shit, that I cant help but laugh at his laughing
Brother are you studying him 😭
we're youtuber guys, of course we spend a good chunk of the video explaining what costco is after saying we don't need to explain what costco is
Video begins at 15:15
Video starts at 11:48 . P.s existential dread listen to slop about a 40 y/o named Big Justice and a 10 y/o named the Rizzler.
The amount of money I save no lunches every year, buying their cheap ass cafeteria food, completely covers the annual membership cost. I can get lunch in the $1.50 - $6.00 range, when everywhere else is $10 minimum for similar or slightly higher quality food and significantly smaller portions. Most take out or fast food restaurants are solidly in the $13-$18 per meal range. Costco is an oasis in a cheap food desert.
Bro where I live, a combo meal at a local fast food joint cost 10-12 MINIMUM. And that's just a burger, fries and a drink. (ho boy, I sure do love living in one of the richest cities 😭😭!!).
“MLG was the Original Brainrot” THEY WERE HYPERACTIVE DOPAMINE VIDEOS, DO NOT USE THAT DREADFUL WORD TO DESCRIBE THOSE CLASSIC ENJOYABLE VIDEOS
“Hyperactive dopamine videos” you can say the same thing about modern day brainrot
aka brainrot
WE LOVE MLG
So Brainrot aren’t hyperactive dopamine videos
Nah he's right.
5:01 Yes, the guy that requires $10 for tts on his streams and ignores half the donation messages would've 100% chargef you $4 for a dedicated, personal custom video recording. Pyroscamical oil up boogie on the FNAF gay virus
Lol yea
12:59 Pyro it's time to retire
Can’t wait for Big Justice to expose The Rizzler for not doing his homework and playing fortnite past 9pm
It's nice how Los's dad comforts Rizzler like one of his own
Name 3 Costco menu items.
Pyro would take 15:15 to explain what Costco is
R.I.P. for gilbert gottfried was an esteemed member of the cold ones podcast. F
How dare he not mention the Meat Canyon video that came out two hours ago.
Disgusting.
Trends come and go these days with the rise and unstoppable influence of social media platforms like TikTok. The rise to fame of Costco Guys reflects the transient nature of viral fame and yet their wholesome content is a breath of fresh air. Change is always constant and it's interesting to watch trends adapt and evolve over time.
Chat gpt ahhh comment
14:11 You sure do love your organic growth don't you Pyro.
Video starts at 0:01
Thank you user bg5tb4cp9h
A true hero
Thanks this really helped me out
Thanks bro
Thanks that helped me
It's crazy how they didn't even originate their slogan "we're costco guys" but it just took over the whole meme to where it's synonymous with Costco 🤔
The rizzler is the only good thing to ever come from tiktok
0:17 "as time passes, we get older and older with each day" - pyro
"i'm 14 and this is deep" ahh comment
Holy amount of Sopranos mentioned
I slopped all over after he said that
I'm with Rizzler on this one, Big Justice feels threatened that he wont inherit the crime family.
This comment costed me $0.
Not anymore
Liar
”Costed” isn’t a word. Stay in school.
@@Skerdooit is, and he used it right, you seriously need to stop talking, yapannese speaking ahh.
the fact thats its just a family I can honestly get behind it
I'm convinced Pyro only made this video to see how many times he could make references to The Sopranos in 15 minutes.
Costco guys seem really chill tbh
double chunk chocolate cookie drama is insane
Everyone outside of the US when they hear someone from New Jersey, "Its the Sopranos!"
I just realize Chuck Testa has the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf on his hat
This channel has helped you hone the art of talking confidently without knowing what you're talking about
0:35 calling *this* channel the cooler daniel is a crime
the rizzler situation is insane
2:12 tf2 music goin wild
Your casual match is ready!
Italy: exists
Pyro: guys guys it's literally the Sopranos
The bots have already invaded our defenses.
we're pyrolive, of course we commission pyro inflation!
drama starts 11:20
This isn’t a video about 2 kids beefing, it’s a video of a man realizing he’s cooked
(I love your videos)
the rizzer is gonna order a hit on you pyro
the world will stay balanced as long as the costco hotdog stays $1.50
Csgo surf when?
"I don't need to explain what a Costco is"
5 seconds later proceeds to explain what a Costco is
The Tik Tok family situation is crazy
9:52 Pyro's bullying kids instincts kicking in
Video starts 14:55
This is Pyro's version of Baby Gronk and Livvy Dunne
Situation got even crazier
Edit: just finished watching and this is no news
This is peak drama here
I love when X situation is insane/crazy
What kinda dirt can a 8 and a 11 year old have on eachother? "Big Justice stolen one of Sally's toys in the sandpit during recess :0"
Sloppity slop slop slop
cant wait for the Big Justice vs The Rizzler deathmatch
Jesus f christ what am i watching
Pyro cannot handle the pure, absolute power of the Rizzler
1 like = 1 Rizz Party
3:04
holy shit this is a masterful +1:01
'i don't need to explain Costco, actually I want the run time...."
7:59 oldest pyro fan
I'm forty six years old.
My grandmother worked at Sam's Club for over 30 years. Everybody knew me when I went there as a kid lmao. And now here I am being a janitor at the diet version of it known as Walmart.
Italian 2000 years ago: Veni, Vedi, Vici
Italian now: DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!!!
Mr. Blowup and Pyro vs Big Justice and The Rizzler Creator Clash matchup will go insane
Being about 6 years younger than pyro I got to grow up with his videos and man it’s been a journey seeing him grow as a person
PYROS HAIRLINE IS INSANE
Pyro really hit that call out habit of milking into pseudo milk for 1.1x the milkage combo for Costco.
0:01 place: :(
Place Anti Sweden: :D
The new Chris chan situation is insane
1 view 10 seconds you fell off pyro
Overused comment, fell off
Is this a self report?
Wow hahahahaha! 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is... is this hell? Are we in hell?
3:05 Also In fairly odd parents that’s where dinkleberg gets his name since he doesn’t have any kids and a lot of the time has nicer things than Timmy’s family
Pyro purposely miss pronounce words for comments is genius 😂
9:15 minutes just to get the main point of the video. truly the Pyrocynical of all time
it was well known that they never created the meme, it was partaking in a trend which happens allot and im surprised it was even a surprise that they never created it
it's INSANE how the rizzler is now more famous than the riddler
Who is that?
It is remarkable to witness such organic popularity emerge from wholesome father-son content. It's uplifting to witness genuine family bonding becoming trending content in this age of fleeting trends.
"we're costco guys. of course this human form is limiting"