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  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2019
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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  4 года назад +20249

    It has been four years since I made a language video. (And more years than that since I graduated from my linguistics degree.) Well: they're back! Three videos spread over the next few weeks, written with a great team. If you haven't seen the earlier ones, have a look at the full playlist!

    • @michal2788
      @michal2788 4 года назад +186

      Thank you so much!! I missed them so badly!!!

    • @deimos7305
      @deimos7305 4 года назад +43

      Nice! Loved those :)

    • @honestlymars
      @honestlymars 4 года назад +80

      *laughs in lower case*

    • @wonderland1985
      @wonderland1985 4 года назад +13

      So happy to see this 18th Language file video. Waited so long too.

    • @pastorcoreyadams
      @pastorcoreyadams 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for bringing more to this series.

  • @felixband3000
    @felixband3000 4 года назад +18106

    "yo boss lets go bowling"
    "k"

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 4 года назад +870

      Sounds like a conversation Michael Scott would have with one of his employees.

    • @master1749
      @master1749 4 года назад +530

      Hey Nico, It’s Roman, Let’s go bowling

    • @javamaster2130
      @javamaster2130 4 года назад +278

      I just cant understand ppl who save their time by writing k and not ok.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 года назад +422

      @@javamaster2130 y?

    • @Fewchore
      @Fewchore 3 года назад +193

      @@fourteenFortyOne By a bit of time, you mean 5 milliseconds?

  • @okotan
    @okotan 2 года назад +4026

    *writes formal letter to teacher*
    Teacher: k

    • @michaelryan5973
      @michaelryan5973 2 года назад +123

      Same dude. Funniest part is my teacher would get on to me if I don’t write formal emails. I guess they just stop caring once they started getting so much mail during COVID.

    • @alfaaditya6357
      @alfaaditya6357 2 года назад +34

      omg same, the hypocrisy...

    • @chunkymonkey7983
      @chunkymonkey7983 2 года назад +8

      So true!

    • @madi.moreno
      @madi.moreno 2 года назад +15

      all my middle school math teachers just typed in all lowercase

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 2 года назад +12

      Well, we don't constantly receive tens and hundreds of emails all about various topics, and thus the teacher does not have time to compose a full length formal letter back. The least they can do is acknowledge your inquiry without sounding condescending. Perhaps if you put yourselves in their shoes, you may understand what it is like to hold responsibility.

  • @JebeTheGreat
    @JebeTheGreat 2 года назад +4141

    A phenomenon I've witnessed in older people is that they love to pace their messages with a "..."
    e.g. "Going to the store... do you want something?"
    And my brain immediately reads it as reluctancy or being sad, but I don't think there's any of that, it's just their way of working around periods sounding too severe.

    • @nihzit8185
      @nihzit8185 2 года назад +316

      I do that a lot to convey a softer ending or a short break like "that sounds... interesting?"
      or just "..." if i write that on its own it means "if you piss me off once more i'm gonna find you wherever you are and rip off your head!"

    • @asap4bri
      @asap4bri 2 года назад +163

      I'm 18 and I always do that lol...I think it's because I tend to type longer messages but hate to use single periods since they seem to formal imo🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @eyexha
      @eyexha 2 года назад +88

      that's my brother born in '91 lmao. and im thirteen years younger than him. he's always like, "did you get the ticket... will you guys be okay... " it's so funny to me

    • @avak2101
      @avak2101 2 года назад +100

      today i learned i type like an old person

    • @therayven3147
      @therayven3147 2 года назад +38

      Well, I'm 47 years old and I type like that... I tend to use the "period" a lot... And I oftentimes don't punctuate using commas and such... For example: "so... What is on the agenda for today... If I may ask"...
      Don't know why I type that way, I just started doing it unconsciously...
      Perhaps it's because I just don't want to have to switch keyboards and find the proper punctuation mark on that keyboard... Especially on a phone screen like I'm using now?

  • @noagafni1967
    @noagafni1967 2 года назад +2836

    Dear Tom,
    I wish to extend my sincerest congratulations on this video. It was very informative.
    Sincerely,
    Raymond Holt

  • @joeywild2011
    @joeywild2011 4 года назад +16903

    “Okay!” - enthusiastic and friendly
    “Okay” - casual
    “Ok” - quick and maybe busy
    “ok.” - death sentence

    • @soupyfr
      @soupyfr 4 года назад +2186

      And if someone says "okey"
      Might as well already unfriend them

    • @boiwifeyasmr4U
      @boiwifeyasmr4U 4 года назад +692

      What about, "Ok."

    • @sariii-_-
      @sariii-_- 4 года назад +1620

      Joey Wild
      How about “k”

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 года назад +973

      “aight”

    • @joeywild2011
      @joeywild2011 4 года назад +578

      That One Guy I feel like “aight” can be casual, but not everyone would use it cuz it depends on how you talk

  • @thetamaximum1901
    @thetamaximum1901 3 года назад +11369

    Sometimes I forget "who cares" is technically a question

    • @Wonezzzz
      @Wonezzzz 3 года назад +691

      ive heard it so much im numb to it

    • @thejennagames8843
      @thejennagames8843 3 года назад +683

      "who asked"

    • @avgredditmod
      @avgredditmod 3 года назад +328

      who cares

    • @micosstar
      @micosstar 3 года назад +203

      @@JBRedux "who," the person, does not care, as most likely that individual changed their name to a more proper one.

    • @TheNightsWolfYT
      @TheNightsWolfYT 3 года назад +53

      Technically you’re right and at the same time it’s also has a negative tone of it too

  • @Thrano
    @Thrano 2 года назад +402

    How could you not mention alternating upper and lower case letters to imply sarcasm. It is the greatest linguistic invention of our time.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Год назад +131

      hOw CoUlD yOu NoT mEnTiOn AlTeRnAtInG uPpEr AnD lOwEr CaSe LeTtErS tO iMpLy SaRcAsM. iT iS tHe GrEaTeSt LiNgUiStIc InVeNtIoN oF oUr TiMe.

    • @tookiecar1
      @tookiecar1 Год назад +36

      @@wta1518 WHY DID YOU DO THAT

    • @lovinglife8966
      @lovinglife8966 10 месяцев назад +61

      @@tookiecar1 wHy dId YoU dO ThAt

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@lovinglife8966STOP DOING THAT

    • @lovinglife8966
      @lovinglife8966 8 месяцев назад +25

      @@ender5312 sToP dOinG tHaT

  • @pinkajou656
    @pinkajou656 Год назад +161

    I’ve noticed an interesting thing me and friend do when talking. A good portion of the time we’ll end our sentences with the word “so” with absolutely no intention of continuing the thought, e.g. “idk what to do so”
    It makes it feel more like the trailing off and interrupting of natural conversation

    • @yngfljm2277
      @yngfljm2277 7 месяцев назад +3

      this is a good one, kinda common, kinda niche, wish he mentioned it in the video. "Well, I just got 4 hours of sleep, so"

  • @TheSneezingAnouki
    @TheSneezingAnouki 4 года назад +8599

    Tom a few years ago: "i'm not doing language files again"
    Tom a few days ago: "you shouldn't trust me"
    Tom today: releases this video

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 4 года назад +122

      It's like the "all Martians lie" thing I heard a long time ago.
      Imagine that a Martian tells you all martians lie. Which would make their statement a lie, which would mean Martians were telling the truth, which would mean "all Martians lie" must be true, which would mean... etc.

    • @excursiusofpixels6571
      @excursiusofpixels6571 4 года назад +19

      Midgard Eagle and i just learned a new paradox

    • @mrWade101
      @mrWade101 4 года назад +87

      @@safe-keeper1042 Lying when saying "All Martians lie" would be possible as a Martian, as it is a lie if only some Martians lie.

    • @the_ALchannel
      @the_ALchannel 4 года назад +34

      @@safe-keeper1042 not necessarily, the opposite of "All Martians lie" might as well be "Not all Martians lie"

    • @MercenaryPen
      @MercenaryPen 4 года назад +49

      @@safe-keeper1042 surely it doesn't become paradoxical until it becomes "All martians always lie"? After all, just because somebody demonstrably lies does not make them incapable of telling the truth

  • @zakiaw4963
    @zakiaw4963 4 года назад +11053

    Strangers and business meeting: formal
    Family: casual
    Friends: 3 brain cells

    • @cyclenutter2715
      @cyclenutter2715 4 года назад +222

      you could argue two half brain cells 👍😂

    • @h-hhh
      @h-hhh 4 года назад +368

      oog boog. Oog?

    • @pixeldemon6173
      @pixeldemon6173 3 года назад +203

      Gneurshk!

    • @basmalaalkhalaf1713
      @basmalaalkhalaf1713 3 года назад +411

      3 brain cells which are shared between 7 people

    • @whatawa1855
      @whatawa1855 3 года назад +97

      Be there soon!=b theyehr sieofbn
      See you later=culsbssjr
      Ok=oshebk
      Peppa pig=pebebpbe pejebg
      Meme= MEEWHSHNEME
      how many?=haow majeny&)??!
      Why?= Y mshdbdha?
      How are you= haowihw aner murbttou

  • @Valentina-xv9cs
    @Valentina-xv9cs Год назад +23

    Not me writing a formal text message with congratulations to my school teacher who taught me years ago after rewriting it a few times to make it sound polite and nice just to get "aww so sweet of you babygirl, congrats to you too

  • @ravencomplex1129
    @ravencomplex1129 2 года назад +39

    Meanwhile, I've had typing formally so engrained in me that even my most casual text is written like a college essay. I haven't gone so far as to site my sources at the end though.

    • @sidasterdisaster
      @sidasterdisaster Год назад +27

      * Use of run-on sentences.
      * “Cite,” not “Site.”
      * See me after class.

    • @sigalsmadar4547
      @sigalsmadar4547 Год назад

      ​@@sidasterdisaster 😂

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@sigalsmadar4547 i do not know what causes it
      but i have an irrational hatred of emojis and only use them in truly the most dire of shitposting needs

    • @voidbite
      @voidbite 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@DarkShard5728 I completely agree.

    • @amberhide04
      @amberhide04 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@DarkShard5728💀

  • @MrSpruce
    @MrSpruce 4 года назад +18151

    But Yet, Science Has Still To Explain The Monsters Who Type Like This.

    • @tweezzers
      @tweezzers 4 года назад +3136

      you physically hurt me

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 4 года назад +1608

      Still better than the idiots who alternate lowercase and capitals. Ouch!

    • @MrMonkeyhanger
      @MrMonkeyhanger 4 года назад +1600

      I was genuinely hoping he'd cover that, it's one of the internet's greatest mysteries

    • @witchluisamultifandom1212
      @witchluisamultifandom1212 4 года назад +163

      K.

    • @gatedrat6382
      @gatedrat6382 4 года назад +1357

      Roxor128 StiLl bEtTer tHAn tHe iDiOts WhO aLteRnAte lOwErcAse aNd cAPiTaLs.. *OuCH!!1!!*

  • @severalpigeons6946
    @severalpigeons6946 4 года назад +3933

    "Hey you forgot about the mocking thing!"
    Tom: yOu FOrGoT aBoUt tHE MocKiNg THinG

    • @fear6925
      @fear6925 3 года назад +70

      now this takes dedication

    • @scribblecloud
      @scribblecloud 3 года назад +151

      i like using it to convey mild panic or chaos too- as in
      ''I hAve NoT slEPt In 3 DaYs AnD mY EntIrE bLoOdStreAm RuNs On EnErgy drINkS AnD CoFFeE PlEAsE SeNd HeLp''

    • @Trusty125
      @Trusty125 3 года назад +66

      @Gabriel Howell I use that for echoing or emphasis

    • @diorsse
      @diorsse 3 года назад +24

      @@scribblecloud poor use of mocking and causes confusion tbh

    • @NicknotNak
      @NicknotNak 3 года назад +35

      (Also I tend to do this when I’m conveying a whisper or a mutter under my breath)
      Because how do people really read parentheses?

  • @jemleighton-scholes481
    @jemleighton-scholes481 Год назад +107

    honestly one of my favourite things to have come out of internet typing is probably the tone tag. there are loads of them, and while they were origionaly for neurodivergent people, i really like them. for those who dont know, they are a letter or a few letters put at the end of a message after a "/" to convey tone clearly, eg /j = joking, /lh = lighthearted, /g or /gen = genuine, ect. you can find lists online and as long as they are never misused or intentionally wrong, i find them super helpful to make sure that you and the person youre talking to are both seeing each others reactions well :)

    • @ACDBunnie
      @ACDBunnie Год назад +3

      So, like jk

    • @Tismtay
      @Tismtay Год назад +8

      @@ACDBunnie Yes but more standardized / expansive.

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 Год назад +15

      I do not vibe with them.

    • @matias393
      @matias393 Год назад +9

      @@yakobsoulstorm5187 why not? theyre not mandatory and can help a lot to prevent misunderstandings

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 Год назад +15

      @@matias393 If your meaning is not made clear though your words, you should use different words.

  • @jeynarl
    @jeynarl 2 года назад +15

    my favorite is the use of “ThIs KiNd Of TyPiNg” for mocking ridicule

  • @spectacularspaghetti1849
    @spectacularspaghetti1849 4 года назад +2113

    So talking to my boss with a "friend" tone would be:
    sup boss u up to givin me a raise or smthn idk

  • @arcitekk
    @arcitekk 4 года назад +2293

    tHIS IS WHAT PEOPLE WRITE WHEN THEY FORGOT THAT THEY LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON AND PRESS THE SHIFT BUTTON.

    • @theunofficialpistachio3652
      @theunofficialpistachio3652 3 года назад +354

      ANd this is what people write when they press the shift button for a millisecond too long!

    • @lavodnas7899
      @lavodnas7899 3 года назад +234

      and this is what people write when they forgot they left caps lock on and tried to actually capitalize every letter because they're angry

    • @j-69
      @j-69 3 года назад +165

      and this is what people write when they die midsen

    • @jatmoz
      @jatmoz 3 года назад +108

      I like to think that kind of capitalizing is like slowly raising your tone in a pissed off or irritated manner mid-sentence. Like for example "i thOUGHT YOU TURNED THE STOVE OFF BACK HOME!!"

    • @ultichu6612
      @ultichu6612 3 года назад +3

      LMAO

  • @Naro_Rivers
    @Naro_Rivers 2 года назад +27

    I typically use what I understand to be proper English when I type (or just talk to someone), using word choice to attempt to convey tone and always punctuating sentences, defaulting to a period if I don’t want to convey any specific tone with said punctuation. It’s just how I learned to write and I don’t perceive Internet chatting or commenting as any different from any other writing.

  • @goobap5695
    @goobap5695 2 года назад +5

    damn this one of little z’s best bangers absolute slap 10/10

  • @AkaiAzul
    @AkaiAzul 4 года назад +4615

    “Huh?” = confusion
    “Huh.” = interesting or okay or understanding
    “huh” = durr

    • @hafedmuharam966
      @hafedmuharam966 4 года назад +102

      What's the durr

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul 4 года назад +349

      @@hafedmuharam966 Basically brainless, without thought. As a response, the person becomes brainless.

    • @hafedmuharam966
      @hafedmuharam966 4 года назад +30

      @@AkaiAzul ok thx💜

    • @0_-
      @0_- 4 года назад +108

      @@hafedmuharam966 huh

    • @hafedmuharam966
      @hafedmuharam966 4 года назад +57

      @@0_- Huh?

  • @redbrixanimations
    @redbrixanimations 4 года назад +3859

    “Why say lot word, when few word do trick?”

    • @franco9293
      @franco9293 4 года назад +284

      Russia do this lot. I feel like communist now. Time to join army.

    • @ylhajee
      @ylhajee 4 года назад +239

      While I understand the point of making this an ungrammatical sentence, it's so easy to make it a proper sentence that actually has fewer words: Why say many words, when few suffice?

    • @redbrixanimations
      @redbrixanimations 4 года назад +156

      ylhajee it’s a quote from The Office

    • @yannickleu2854
      @yannickleu2854 4 года назад +24

      Sounds like something tommy wiseau would say

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 4 года назад +7

      That like how Master* from Bartertown speak!
      _________________
      * ("Master" top half of "MasterBlaster" from _Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome)_

  • @101falcon
    @101falcon 2 года назад +31

    You literally explained it perfectly. This has always been something I've done but could never explain to family members who were older (the hive mind is open ngl lmao)
    I've been trying to break this habit a bit or at least practicing to switch it on and off more easily cuz I always have to catch myself from typing too informally to my boss/teachers. It's like my brain forgets what formal typing is as when I'm not actively trying (email, paper, etc).

  • @justinquintela3369
    @justinquintela3369 2 года назад +8

    Damn little z's 7th musical masterpiece is the best one

  • @majarimennamazerinth5753
    @majarimennamazerinth5753 4 года назад +2534

    When You Capitalises The Beginning Of Every Word It Feels Like You’re Punching Me In The Face With Every Word

    • @dantesilva6894
      @dantesilva6894 4 года назад +151

      by Fall Out Boy

    • @hananurulimam412
      @hananurulimam412 4 года назад +157

      Isn't. It. When. You. Type. Like. This.

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 4 года назад +119

      @@hananurulimam412 Strangely that's easier to read. It feels more like an intentional staccato rather than verbal-physical assault

    • @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805
      @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805 4 года назад +18

      my inner voice pronounces Sentences Written Like This in a flat high pitch like a robot

    • @claraboe2755
      @claraboe2755 4 года назад +9

      As a german im way to used to capitalised words to really find it weird

  • @TerrestrialTeeth-oe7xe
    @TerrestrialTeeth-oe7xe 3 года назад +5402

    "Why aren't we all sitting together?"
    "Dear Jake,
    This is the safety protocol. We are far less conspicuous travelling as individuals.
    Sincerely,
    Raymond Holt."
    "You don't need to sign your name on texts."
    "Dear Jake,
    Suggestion noted.
    Sincerely,
    Raymond Holt."

    • @aadisahni
      @aadisahni 3 года назад +182

      D-d-d-d-d-derek

    • @unsubscribenow9052
      @unsubscribenow9052 3 года назад +52

      Yas queen.

    • @sealdew5348
      @sealdew5348 3 года назад +32

      I wanna do this now

    • @aadisahni
      @aadisahni 3 года назад +161

      @@sealdew5348 Dear Common Art,
      This format is copyrighted
      Sincerely,
      Aadi Sahni

    • @alandeng027
      @alandeng027 3 года назад +127

      @@aadisahni Dear Aadi,
      I refuse
      Sincerely,
      Alan Deng

  • @xcoder1122
    @xcoder1122 2 года назад +12

    I like correct spelling and grammar; not being a native speaker, I sometimes fail at both, but at least I try. There are only a few abbreviations I use occasionally (AFAIK, IIRC, BTW, etc.), but other than that I try to use formal written English, even in very personal conversations. That goes for correct capitalization as well.

  • @suitedummy
    @suitedummy 2 года назад +6

    As everyone knows this is a musical masterpiece

  • @arbuzboi8540
    @arbuzboi8540 2 года назад +7754

    *Me in the email to my teacher:* Hello, I would like to know if it will be possible to postpone the test by one hour because due to significant complications unfortunately I will be unable to arrive. Sincerely, Sebastian
    *My teacher answering:* k, sure

    • @rosecah
      @rosecah 2 года назад +1489

      My English teacher once replied with “yuus”

    • @t3ddy_eddy
      @t3ddy_eddy 2 года назад +1038

      “aight bet”

    • @poopypants2214
      @poopypants2214 2 года назад +367

      That's a run on sentence

    • @Arkeshan
      @Arkeshan 2 года назад +181

      Lucky you got sure fr me only k

    • @tekaru-kun7141
      @tekaru-kun7141 2 года назад +151

      Better than being on seen

  • @Kelly_C
    @Kelly_C 4 года назад +1067

    my grandma sent me a text the other day that just said "Hello..." and i briefly thought someone had died

    • @iagreebut7269
      @iagreebut7269 4 года назад +45

      you killed my father.

    • @kdwk474
      @kdwk474 4 года назад +36

      @@iagreebut7269 i AM your father.

    • @DeXtrasher
      @DeXtrasher 4 года назад +28

      @@kdwk474 NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @Gwenth
      @Gwenth 4 года назад +18

      That... escalated quickly.

    • @cherubsasquatch2987
      @cherubsasquatch2987 4 года назад +4

      Jesus is the Father

  • @dasoro7011
    @dasoro7011 2 года назад +12

    My favourite of Little Z's musical masterpieces.

  • @diddy_dante
    @diddy_dante 4 года назад +31102

    Tom, that's not a full stop. That's a Japanese flag.

    • @SolarShado
      @SolarShado 4 года назад +1092

      Don't mind me, just posing so I get to see the inevitable WW2/nuke joke

    • @skuzza405
      @skuzza405 4 года назад +376

      Japan!

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 4 года назад +185

      unnescessary foreign honorifics!

    • @Fouriersuir
      @Fouriersuir 4 года назад +123

      JAPAN!

    • @Fouriersuir
      @Fouriersuir 4 года назад +41

      Ngā wai o Opito I like your jacksfilms reference

  • @lixyororke
    @lixyororke 4 года назад +5354

    my fave thing on the internet is figuring out where people hang out online or how old they are by their “internet accent”

    • @carb_8781
      @carb_8781 4 года назад +280

      and before it became a meme, sksksksk was a hidden gem used on Instagram only

    • @ayme5868
      @ayme5868 4 года назад +153

      carbohydrate child you mean twitter

    • @jeremyhammond689
      @jeremyhammond689 4 года назад +274

      My internet accent seems like an adult's, even though I'm a child. The 'teen' accent is probably the one most dissimilar to mine. a teen would probably be talking like this or something. Children (usually) have bad grammar, but they can at least have better spellings than teens, probably, because teenagers just try to type fast. If I had to figure out how old you are, I'd say 17 - 23.

    • @torpedo996
      @torpedo996 4 года назад +302

      I have 2 "internet accents". One is good grammar and spelling that I use for comments and formal things, and the other is just however and whatever i type

    • @madlad255
      @madlad255 4 года назад +170

      @@jeremyhammond689 Well, I'm 14 and I always type formally on RUclips. That doesn't mean I'm always polite, though. :)

  • @BobbyVanStone
    @BobbyVanStone Год назад +1

    Tom, I greatly appreciate your demeanor and your videos.

  • @mr_bone8
    @mr_bone8 2 года назад +4

    why is this in little Z’s musical masterpiece

  • @snozzmcberry2366
    @snozzmcberry2366 4 года назад +4530

    '"cu l8er" doesn't appear anymore'
    No that's way too many characters. cya.

    • @zym6687
      @zym6687 4 года назад +87

      cu and l8r were both used seperately

    • @nanamacapagal8342
      @nanamacapagal8342 4 года назад +263

      _laughs in 👋_

    • @Namisincere
      @Namisincere 4 года назад +42

      "bb" also works

    • @pinecone27
      @pinecone27 4 года назад +22

      No. It would be cu then. It’s cuz it takes longer to type 8 than a and t

    • @stanky6131
      @stanky6131 4 года назад +14

      Before I heard it in the Video, I read it as "Culter".

  • @tessaN64
    @tessaN64 4 года назад +7857

    thanks for making human tutorials for my pet alien. theyre struggling to understand human conventions, but you help a lot

    • @aniquee8281
      @aniquee8281 4 года назад +21

      T. Rautenbach Nice):@/7;!!!!

    • @liv_png
      @liv_png 4 года назад +33

      wait so are you a time traveller?

    • @SuperGarryGamer
      @SuperGarryGamer 4 года назад +82

      @BeSarcastic probably. the raid is next month

    • @heartheater07
      @heartheater07 4 года назад +30

      so did the raid go well?

    • @tessaN64
      @tessaN64 4 года назад +15

      @@heartheater07 theyll probably just let you guys in this time. If i were a guard there, id be sick of the raids by now

  • @rubble1924
    @rubble1924 2 года назад +3

    This is the best musical masterpiece yet

  • @AntonisZ73
    @AntonisZ73 2 года назад +1

    Thank you Tom!
    I believe this RUclips recommendation will change the aspect of formal writing to one of my dear friends!

  • @TriploonGD
    @TriploonGD 3 года назад +1126

    Formal conversation starter: Hello.
    Informal converstation starter: hey
    How I start a conversation: *H*

    • @user-ty2dv6qb1c
      @user-ty2dv6qb1c 3 года назад +9

      Lmao.

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 года назад +5

      Or

    • @M4tchazz
      @M4tchazz 3 года назад +5

      @Samuel Prince it do be like that doe

    • @bariodoesrandomstuff4845
      @bariodoesrandomstuff4845 3 года назад +32

      thanks, now this is how I start conversations now

    • @OnlyJaycee
      @OnlyJaycee 3 года назад +37

      i usually type e to my friends to start a convo with friends and they usually reply with “goodday to you too” and i find it generally pleasing

  • @oreowithurea5018
    @oreowithurea5018 3 года назад +1613

    3:03"Then there's the period"
    *Shows Japan's national flag*

    • @huybugoy
      @huybugoy 3 года назад +259

      3:03 "Then there's the period"
      *Shows the color of period*

    • @gametmane1093
      @gametmane1093 3 года назад +39

      @@huybugoy I mean you’re right

    • @oreowithurea5018
      @oreowithurea5018 3 года назад +7

      @@huybugoy I mean, you had to take it as a joke

    • @donttrustnoone3921
      @donttrustnoone3921 2 года назад +49

      @@oreowithurea5018
      You didn't get his joke.

    • @3229dan
      @3229dan 2 года назад +16

      🇯🇵

  • @arcgang2310
    @arcgang2310 2 года назад +3

    I love this musical masterpiece

  • @Bitz00.
    @Bitz00. Год назад +2

    this is my favourite musical masterpiece

  • @sameerramdeen477
    @sameerramdeen477 2 года назад +11399

    Can we talk about the massive difference between “k” and “kk”

    • @bbrriaaanna
      @bbrriaaanna 2 года назад +2143

      yes everytime someone says “kk” i imagine it in Cat Valentine’s voice but with “k” it just comes off as uninterested to me

    • @riesenbonobo7846
      @riesenbonobo7846 2 года назад +2170

      Me and my friends regularly use "kkk" instead of "ok" to show you agree

    • @luxalaney1089
      @luxalaney1089 2 года назад +2334

      And "KKK"

    • @hipnofago2102
      @hipnofago2102 2 года назад +319

      Downing?
      For some reason, that's the most common onomatopey of laughing that brazilians uses in internet. We don't know from where it came.

    • @turtle_7777
      @turtle_7777 2 года назад +61

      @@hipnofago2102 e

  • @Julia-zu8dy
    @Julia-zu8dy 4 года назад +2669

    Tom: Capital letters don't really matter.
    German: *THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT!*

    • @edelweiss6634
      @edelweiss6634 4 года назад +4

      TRU!!!! 😹😹😹😹😹

    • @jan-lukas
      @jan-lukas 4 года назад +4

      Not in titles on RUclips there it's just "THIS!?!"

    • @M0oniversity
      @M0oniversity 4 года назад +255

      Ich bin gut zu vögeln.
      Ich bin gut zu Vögeln.

    • @jana5208
      @jana5208 4 года назад +9

      Mooniversity ich bin kein deutsch, also I am very aware that the sentence was wrong.

    • @baldpusheen
      @baldpusheen 4 года назад +2

      du hast

  • @raphael-gm9jt
    @raphael-gm9jt 2 года назад

    i like this video so much!! i notice and use this stuff every single day, this summed it all up very nicely

  • @pelageypa9578
    @pelageypa9578 2 года назад

    Bro this was so interesting, watched the whole thing. LOVE the vids keep up the good work!

  • @ivybuzzkill
    @ivybuzzkill 4 года назад +6782

    When People Writes Like This It Just Looks Like A Title Song From Fall Out Boy *by fall out boy*

    • @xoblitz9038
      @xoblitz9038 4 года назад +106

      I was looking for this comment

    • @borko8325
      @borko8325 4 года назад +406

      i read with every stop as if its starting a new sentence and i hate it when my brain does that

    • @powerthrashingdeath
      @powerthrashingdeath 4 года назад +35

      Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

    • @cazer8082
      @cazer8082 4 года назад +67

      It looks like a title on half of RUclips video, THE OTHER HALF ARE IN ALL CAPS!!!

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit 4 года назад +36

      By Panic! At The Disco

  • @TeemoFatHamster
    @TeemoFatHamster 2 года назад +4061

    I never use "ok", I always use "okay" because to me it sounds more happy and joyful.

    • @theawesomeking5513
      @theawesomeking5513 2 года назад +226

      I usually use alr ans alrighty, ok just sounds like they dont wanna talk to you, which is probably the case

    • @ayushbhardwaj3931
      @ayushbhardwaj3931 2 года назад +111

      I make it "ookkayy" to make it more friendly

    • @Meirailene
      @Meirailene 2 года назад +180

      for me "okay, ok, kk" sounds like you just don't care at all.
      the worst is "k" it literally sounds like
      Idgaf stfu idk why but it just sounds so agressive to me idek lawl.
      so i just type out , "alright" or "sure."

    • @eljuniorcen2675
      @eljuniorcen2675 2 года назад +32

      Same I never want to sound dry even if I do get a bunch of “ok”… I still want to sound enthusiastic and not boring.

    • @breanna4915
      @breanna4915 2 года назад +62

      @@Meirailene the only times I use "k" is probably when my friend says "brb"

  • @user-hf7bu5vv4p
    @user-hf7bu5vv4p 2 года назад +1

    I swear this keep getting recommended in my recommendation every time I open RUclips

  • @mahangaberryman6763
    @mahangaberryman6763 2 года назад +1

    This is also so true. whenever I add a full-stop to my sentences it also means that's I am serious about my sentences.

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 4 года назад +3359

    Hnbvskjdfb Don't forget keyboard spamming for abstract exasperation/panic and typing with spaces between letters for a sort of w e i r d c o m e d i c e m p h a s i s

    • @Nimta
      @Nimta 4 года назад +213

      you mean between e a c h l e t t e r o f a w o r d ?

    • @apraham0
      @apraham0 4 года назад +80

      @@Nimta *Y E S*

    • @boffle539
      @boffle539 4 года назад +134

      M E A T

    • @awelotta
      @awelotta 4 года назад +146

      a e s t h e t i c l o l

    • @1a2b
      @1a2b 4 года назад +93

      As in
      *b r u h m o m e n t*

  • @20thDoxCentury
    @20thDoxCentury 2 года назад +2840

    This video feels like a guide to "how to be a modern human"

    • @krisnaputramaulidan2843
      @krisnaputramaulidan2843 2 года назад +27

      Is tom an alien perhaps?

    • @heckYEAHman.
      @heckYEAHman. 2 года назад +16

      @@krisnaputramaulidan2843 Worse. He’s a… 🤢… time traveler! 🤮🤮

    • @lakella7721
      @lakella7721 2 года назад +4

      text edition

    • @erezsolomon3838
      @erezsolomon3838 2 года назад +3

      Then I DON'T WANT to be a modern human

    • @heckYEAHman.
      @heckYEAHman. 2 года назад +14

      @@erezsolomon3838 Aight then go play with rock , dirt boy ooga booga

  • @djaballahadel
    @djaballahadel 2 года назад +2

    "Ok." is the scariest thing ever

  • @lightning_11
    @lightning_11 2 года назад +1

    I subconsciously picked up on most of these. Except for the period. Thanks for letting me know how other people read my posts!

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 4 года назад +5050

    Adding a period makes it seem like you are irritated.
    Like.
    This.

    • @thatdamnanarchist2665
      @thatdamnanarchist2665 4 года назад +386

      Or, like this:
      "Oh.
      That."

    • @artemikurski939
      @artemikurski939 4 года назад +346

      Adding a period in unnecessary places makes it seem like you are irritated. When there are more then two sentences, periods are perfectly fine.

    • @Conako
      @Conako 4 года назад +87

      Not necessarily.

    • @fep_ptcp883
      @fep_ptcp883 4 года назад +79

      Enough.

    • @aubreymarquardt1818
      @aubreymarquardt1818 4 года назад +13

      WuzNab or disappointed

  • @dustinswafford9232
    @dustinswafford9232 4 года назад +1687

    The most crushing text reply you can send or receive is "ok." That period is savage.

    • @Yorick257
      @Yorick257 4 года назад +169

      In my opinion it also applies to "ok" when it's sent after a really long message.

    • @zepic3173
      @zepic3173 4 года назад +96

      Or the soul crushing "good."

    • @HeyImLucious
      @HeyImLucious 4 года назад +44

      Usual response is "are you always a brick wall when people try to talk to you?"

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 4 года назад +72

      @@HeyImLucious ok.

    • @pietervannes4476
      @pietervannes4476 4 года назад +128

      k.

  • @jenn976
    @jenn976 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love all this linguistics knowledge now incorporating the newer way we communicate (newer than 1987 when I took my linguistics class).

  • @astrixosth9030
    @astrixosth9030 2 года назад +2

    Tom Scott, you are a legend mate. Lovely video.

  • @Raydian4
    @Raydian4 3 года назад +2522

    I've seen a few non english speakers love to capitalize Letters Just Like This. And Add. Periods Randomly Too.

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 3 года назад +308

      Well. That. Is. Disappointing.

    • @ophie71
      @ophie71 3 года назад +138

      @@mariafe7050 It. Is. Indeed.

    • @notmrsunday7888
      @notmrsunday7888 3 года назад +193

      ‏‏‎

    • @b4594
      @b4594 3 года назад +55

      @@notmrsunday7888 ‎‎

    • @TheLeftyGamer0
      @TheLeftyGamer0 3 года назад +13

      .

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 4 года назад +1258

    That person I’m arguing with: (starts typing in proper grammar and punctuation)
    (Boss music)
    Me: I’m in danger.

    • @goodknyght4319
      @goodknyght4319 4 года назад +17

      HAHAHAHA

    • @jeremyhammond689
      @jeremyhammond689 4 года назад +59

      But, you're using proper grammar and punctuation.Oh God, somebody send help!

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 4 года назад +33

      School has drilled the “proper” sentence structure into my brain, I can’t avoid it anymore...

    • @ExplosiveBrohoof
      @ExplosiveBrohoof 4 года назад +28

      @@synflwr Your teacher is deducting a point from your grade on this comment because it's a run-on sentence. :^)

    • @johnwicked1132
      @johnwicked1132 4 года назад +3

      @@synflwr Same.

  • @drunkenwoodelf
    @drunkenwoodelf Год назад +3

    I was watching tom scott youtube poops and it autoplayed onto a real tom scott video and I was having a real hard time getting the joke in this one.

  • @noobiecanop3110
    @noobiecanop3110 Год назад +3

    unfortunately john cant see the queen anymore

  • @GoofballPaul
    @GoofballPaul 4 года назад +2130

    Missed opportunity to talk about capitalization used to mock people bY aLtErNaTiNg BeTwEeN uPpEr AnD LoWeR cAsE LiKe tHiS so the reader reads it as DiStOrTeD.

    • @zeroanimation3956
      @zeroanimation3956 4 года назад +388

      @jocaguz18 ah, i see, you get mocked like that before.

    • @GoofballPaul
      @GoofballPaul 4 года назад +464

      @jocaguz18 nOuP. nOt EvErYoNe iS aS iNsEcUrE aS yOu. :}

    • @LeoAr37
      @LeoAr37 4 года назад +361

      @jocaguz18 tHe WriTter loOkS LiKe hAS isSUeS

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 4 года назад +101

      I don’t see it as mocking, but more to denote absurdity

    • @tacticalnuke3805
      @tacticalnuke3805 4 года назад +139

      It's still better than capitalizing [literally] every word of the sentence.
      Seriously Why Would You Type Like This? I Myself Get A Stroke Typing And ReadingThis.

  • @sumonk5664
    @sumonk5664 4 года назад +1691

    Tom: "There is no single correct way to write"
    Académie Française and Real Academia Española: *ThErE iS No SiNglE cORreCT WaY To wRiTe*

    • @ashtarbalynestjar8000
      @ashtarbalynestjar8000 4 года назад +9

      Wouldn’t it be the exact opposite actually?

    • @Catmomila
      @Catmomila 4 года назад +212

      @@ashtarbalynestjar8000 The irregular capitalization is generally understood as mocking what is being said

    • @marinewauquier8630
      @marinewauquier8630 4 года назад +15

      Oof that's way too real it hurts

    • @sauge677
      @sauge677 4 года назад +57

      hhh académie française are just really stuck up boomers who think they know better than others

    • @micaelgarcia1576
      @micaelgarcia1576 4 года назад +23

      @@sauge677 Same with the Spanish one, for example they still think that 'v' and 'b' are pronounced the exact same... (They're not, at all)

  • @SirPhilosopher
    @SirPhilosopher 7 месяцев назад +2

    i love your videos full stop

  • @jop2184
    @jop2184 2 года назад

    I liked this video. I had no real intention of watching out of interest but simy because why not. It's cool someone explained how talking online works in a legit way rather than the common knowledge rephrase. Very neat. :)

  • @jo_nm9484
    @jo_nm9484 3 года назад +2775

    Ok
    Ok.
    Ok...
    Ok. . .
    Ok!
    Ok!!!
    Ok?
    Ok???
    Ok?!?
    Ok...?
    Ok-
    Each one of them feels different yknow

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 4 года назад +2091

    You vowed you’d never do this again. I’m never trusting you again, Thomas.

    • @michal2788
      @michal2788 4 года назад +64

      Shhhh, nobody needs to know

    • @naammh1784
      @naammh1784 4 года назад +35

      Hahah
      ------, Thomas. ......

    • @Mandragara
      @Mandragara 4 года назад +14

      Ok.

    • @midlowreborn
      @midlowreborn 4 года назад +77

      Thomatimus Scottley

    • @tommihommi1
      @tommihommi1 4 года назад +2

      TIL Tom Scott's actual name is Thomas

  • @nikkiexploded
    @nikkiexploded 2 года назад +1

    "wanna hang out sometime"
    "ok"

  • @noalowenstein6741
    @noalowenstein6741 2 года назад

    i Love the way ppl type on the internet. language is Constantly Evolving and im just Happy 2 b a part of it

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 4 года назад +1236

    3:03 “And then, there’s the period.”
    Actually, that’s the Japanese flag, Tom.

    • @surayaa5680
      @surayaa5680 4 года назад +65

      i exhaled audibly

    • @doublej1076
      @doublej1076 4 года назад +12

      Japanese figure of speech: Why not both?

    • @jvccr7533
      @jvccr7533 4 года назад +22

      And it looks angry, for some reason.

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 4 года назад +5

      +JVCCR It’s because I’ve blown its cover... oh no...

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 4 года назад +5

      それは何ですか。

  • @juneru2
    @juneru2 4 года назад +883

    when people just send "ok." as a response i feel like theyre not ok.

    • @nathancarver7179
      @nathancarver7179 4 года назад +31

      Of course not. They didn't spend 2x the time to spell out "Okay."
      (/s)

    • @magica3526
      @magica3526 3 года назад +50

      I always get scared when my parents end their texts (especially shorter ones) in periods because the association is always angry in my mind

    • @xaid7486
      @xaid7486 3 года назад +19

      ok.

    • @heath6969
      @heath6969 3 года назад +10

      shut.

    • @XGamer-no1nk
      @XGamer-no1nk 3 года назад +4

      Ok boomer

  • @lytsedraak
    @lytsedraak 2 года назад +1

    Okay, going to start all my texts to friends with "salutation dear friend" from now on.

  • @konraarthursson7217
    @konraarthursson7217 Год назад +3

    Here to say... John isn't going to see the Queen anytime soon :(

  • @robhendrikx2198
    @robhendrikx2198 3 года назад +1883

    "There is no ONE correct way of writing."
    Agree, but there are LOTS of wrong ways, like when people are using "there", "their" and "they're" indiscriminately.

    • @eddiefernandez5052
      @eddiefernandez5052 3 года назад +15

      R

    • @jinxingxuelang
      @jinxingxuelang 3 года назад +95

      But that's not a way of typing, that's bad spelling

    • @robhendrikx2198
      @robhendrikx2198 3 года назад +111

      @@jinxingxuelang No, bad spelling is knowing the word but not the exact letters. The examples I gave contain completely different words/meanings. Using them wrong means not knowing/understanding your language.

    • @jinxingxuelang
      @jinxingxuelang 3 года назад +34

      @@robhendrikx2198 I meant bad spelling as in they know how it sounds and spell what also sounds like that, except it's not how that word is spelled.
      I don't think it means not understand the language because as far as I know it's mostly a thing native speakers do.

    • @ceebbees12345
      @ceebbees12345 3 года назад +15

      words hard, dude :( I've found myself typing up completely different words when I mean to type another: once I typed whale when I meant to type well :(((((

  • @ethanl886
    @ethanl886 4 года назад +2410

    nobody:
    every adult i know: **uses ellipses waayyy more than they should"
    example: Hey.... going to the store..... tell me if u need anything....
    it just feels like they're hiding something LMAO

    • @RevJamesCostello
      @RevJamesCostello 4 года назад +181

      I used to use them a lot. I considered it a natural or even ‘dramatic’ pause. When I realised how people thought about it, I changed.

    • @boiimcfacto2364
      @boiimcfacto2364 4 года назад +63

      @@RevJamesCostello lmao same. I still use them as dramatic pauses, but it loses its meaning when every other comment on RUclips uses them to signify "real world talking"

    • @boiimcfacto2364
      @boiimcfacto2364 4 года назад +68

      Most comments under educational videos are phrased like this: "how do i use this formula............ Pls response" by my fellow indians

    • @plushed4004
      @plushed4004 3 года назад +144

      "Son we have to pick you up from school..." has a way more ominous vibe than "Son we have to pick you up from school"

    • @scribblecloud
      @scribblecloud 3 года назад +14

      OH MY GOD MY DAD USED TO DO THAT

  • @blacktemplar2207
    @blacktemplar2207 2 года назад +2

    me and my friends:
    "my balls itch"
    "Same bro"

  • @isaacavalcanti4882
    @isaacavalcanti4882 Год назад +2

    I once saw a guy who was physically incapable of typing "L" other than Caps. Even in the middle of a word.
    "Something Like typing a LittLe Like this. I couLdn't and stiLL can't get over it"

  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 4 года назад +1719

    Talking to friends : "aye mate"
    Talking to families : "Hi"
    Talking to bosses : "Good afternoon."
    Talking to The President : "It's a pleasure to meet you."
    Researchers writing a paper : "A standard form of greeting were given from the speaker to his/her opponent(s) of speech"

    • @victoryerz2030
      @victoryerz2030 4 года назад +56

      That's so true (Just Me, 2020).

    • @alexanderjohnson3014
      @alexanderjohnson3014 4 года назад +19

      @@victoryerz2030 Save me from citiations!

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 3 года назад +94

      Talking to friends: sup
      Talking to family: sup
      Talking to boss: sup
      Talking to president: sup

    • @ibbann
      @ibbann 3 года назад +1

      @Commander Maro it is just a simple way of respecting other people.

    • @superkittypro6520
      @superkittypro6520 3 года назад +16

      talking to trump: u thupid

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 3 года назад +2865

    I remember when people thought abbreviated text language was going to change English completely, then predictive text came along and wiped it out entirely.

    • @michaelcherokee8906
      @michaelcherokee8906 3 года назад +170

      To be fair, there have been worse predictions. I used to suspect the impending advent of a language of all emotes/emojis. Nothin wrong with, well, being wrong.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 3 года назад +310

      @@michaelcherokee8906 Emojis are a good substitute to body language which is otherwise non existent in pure text dialogue.

    • @theheathbar123
      @theheathbar123 3 года назад +148

      If texting could ruin language, the telegraph would've already done that 150 years ago

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 2 года назад +34

      @@michaelcherokee8906 there are several actually: emojilang, emoji*code* for programming, an adaptation of the minimalist language `toki pona` (which has like 125 words so it's really easy to make a writing system for), iConji is a similar idea but if we're counting that then blissymbols too,

    • @michaelcherokee8906
      @michaelcherokee8906 2 года назад +16

      @@hecko-yes Im sorry, I am not remotely following what youre talking about. There are several what? What subject are we on?

  • @vsouzz
    @vsouzz 2 года назад

    Tone tags/indicators relieve so much confusion and communication inconsistencies online. I’m very grateful they exist. /gen

    • @jamesyeung3286
      @jamesyeung3286 2 года назад

      /indicators just show that we as a species have declined so much that we can't even form full sentences anymore.

  • @-Apteryx-
    @-Apteryx- Год назад

    Can't wait for this to be in english and/or history lessons in the future.

  • @wirelessly__
    @wirelessly__ 3 года назад +1352

    How Tom shows the period:
    “Punctuation”
    “The Japan Flag”
    “That time of the month again”

    • @Q75
      @Q75 3 года назад +18

      It’s called a full stop

    • @soumyabharath8759
      @soumyabharath8759 3 года назад +105

      @@Q75 it's also called a period :))

    • @Q75
      @Q75 3 года назад +4

      Ok

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 года назад +20

      The way it looks in the video, it could represent all three.
      Forgive me if that’s the joke and I missed it

    • @cozywalrus7175
      @cozywalrus7175 3 года назад +1

      Soumya Bharath in my country we call it a full stop

  • @thecheneral97
    @thecheneral97 4 года назад +1286

    People: There isn't a way to convey sarcasm more clearly.
    Me, an intellectual: tHeRe iSN't a wAY tO cONveY sArCaSM mORe cLEarLy.

    • @edelweiss6634
      @edelweiss6634 4 года назад +35

      There sure isn't, doggerino. The Interwebz can never udnerstan the power of snarkasm. It jsut ca'nt exits in writign 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

    • @Silly_Sulky_Seli
      @Silly_Sulky_Seli 4 года назад +94

      that's more mocking them than being sarcastisc, but you sure did try buddy

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 4 года назад +27

      I love people who don't understand sarcasm.

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 4 года назад +8

      @@sarcasm-83 You're so misunderstood... Ahh, you poor soul

    • @Toha-kj1mz
      @Toha-kj1mz 4 года назад +3

      "Look like i forgot to disable the capslock"

  • @michaelberkenkopf
    @michaelberkenkopf 2 года назад

    love your vids

  • @eathanwinters7737
    @eathanwinters7737 2 года назад

    Watching this video had made me realize exactly how formal I was. Nice video, I liked it.

  • @dhsghdhsbd
    @dhsghdhsbd 4 года назад +1638

    because "whats up gamers B)" is better than "What is above You, Game players?"

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 4 года назад +365

      haHA, what appears to have an increased vertical height relative to you, fellow interactive video media consumers?

    • @lucasrobin2788
      @lucasrobin2788 4 года назад +257

      @@jezzaboi2168 If, one were to turn one's gaze in an upwards direction, what is it that one would see? To answer this question, I call upon those who regularly and wantonly input electronic commands into a specialised computer in a specific manner for auditory and visual feedback.

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 4 года назад +221

      @@lucasrobin2788 answer me this fellow human. Should you choose to rotate the vertebrate connecting your torso to your cranium away from the centre of gravity, explain to me the metaphorical feeling you would experience relating to the visual input of light. I say this in accordance to our related interest in entertainment found in the control of electricity passing transistors to therefore enable the manipulation of lights of which to stimulate a virtual reality of fiction.

    • @hyperborejskivejsnorec151
      @hyperborejskivejsnorec151 4 года назад +131

      god i wish i could master english to this level

    • @MIbra96
      @MIbra96 4 года назад +53

      Hahaha xD
      You guys are awesome. This is the verbose meme all over again.

  • @ruraldog2617
    @ruraldog2617 4 года назад +489

    just seeing " ok. " in the thumbnail made me nervous... why do i live like this

  • @hobbieswithnick1935
    @hobbieswithnick1935 Год назад +3

    John ain’t gonna see the queen no more

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 2 года назад +2

    Greetings sir,
    I am formally writing this opinion of mine to tell you that this video is very well produced and very educational.
    One of your commenters,

  • @ElliLavender
    @ElliLavender 3 года назад +7987

    I feel like you're the only not gen z or young millenial person who actually understands what all these things mean. Maybe even better than younger folks bc at least I can often not really put my finger on why exactly a certain typing style makes me feel this or that way. We're just so used to it that we understand it without a second thought.

    • @atoxicrick9880
      @atoxicrick9880 3 года назад +214

      Ok

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 года назад +12

      69 likes

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 3 года назад +87

      And then there's me, a Z-ennial who has no clue what the majority of this stuff means. Not even subconsciously.

    • @littlechickeyhudak
      @littlechickeyhudak 2 года назад +243

      right? it's cool seeing someone like Tom (intelligent, mature, articulate, respectable, etc) seriously consider and analyze the mechanics and nuances of gen-z internet speech. I feel like so many adults, especially those involved with academia, are super condescending and dismissive of how teens speak and refuse to recognize it as an equally legitimate method of communication as "proper" language. Language is all made up, and getting stingy about the rules seems so goofy and pointless to me.

    • @dochulmet8371
      @dochulmet8371 2 года назад +11

      Ok boomer

  • @HalkerVeil
    @HalkerVeil 4 года назад +3068

    You forgot exclamation marks with !!!!1
    With a 1.
    It matters.

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 4 года назад +68

      I never knew what does it means.
      What does it means?

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 4 года назад +366

      @@ynntari2775 It means overexcitement, or alternatively ironic overexcitement.
      Finally a new linguistics video!!!!!!11

    • @mycelium9629
      @mycelium9629 4 года назад +391

      They're so excited they can't hold down "shift" !!!1!!!11!!!!!!

    • @WithYouIDisagree
      @WithYouIDisagree 4 года назад +73

      yes, with a!!!one!!!!

    • @KiroOsexXIII
      @KiroOsexXIII 4 года назад +232

      Don't forget writing the word for more sarcasm!!1one!!eleven1!

  • @dunzek943
    @dunzek943 2 года назад +1

    This is the most relatable video ever

  • @ghostofnature3889
    @ghostofnature3889 2 года назад +8

    At some point I combined "ah" and "okay" into "ahkay" and I've never gone back since

    • @puffy1430
      @puffy1430 2 года назад +3

      I don’t write “ahkay” but I do say irl :)

    • @riesenbonobo7846
      @riesenbonobo7846 2 года назад +1

      I shortend "I know " to "Ino" and now me and my friends use it on a regular basis

  • @PoisonTheOgres
    @PoisonTheOgres 4 года назад +539

    On periods: My dad and my aunt always sound ice cold through text. Because they use full stops.
    "Ok."
    "Fun."
    "I'm really excited."
    Ouch.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 4 года назад +98

      Bruh.

    • @Yorick257
      @Yorick257 4 года назад +23

      Meh.

    • @juch3
      @juch3 4 года назад +54

      It's more like:
      Ok...
      That sounds great...
      Wow...

    • @bobfromwork
      @bobfromwork 4 года назад +19

      That's also me, and I'm young(ish), I basically grew up on the internet, I've been typing to people seen I was 8. I just can't help using periods.
      i never realized that it could be misunderstood

    • @CatLover-yd3xb
      @CatLover-yd3xb 4 года назад +46

      “It’s been great talking to you. “ “Haha. “ are some of the worst they sound really sarcastic even if it’s not the intent

  • @user-tq6vf2nu3m
    @user-tq6vf2nu3m 3 года назад +916

    "Okay!" - Nice, friendly, energetic
    "Okay" - Casual, probably sitting
    "Ok" - Doesn't want to type ay
    "Ok." - Die.
    "K." - Well basically you're dead to me.

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 года назад +105

      Kk
      Just in a hurry or just bored of talking

    • @lara-oj8xi
      @lara-oj8xi 3 года назад +46

      “ok.” it’s the worst with “k.”

    • @izzyl6383
      @izzyl6383 3 года назад +4

      2 Ok's.

    • @sukanyachakraborty9890
      @sukanyachakraborty9890 3 года назад +19

      Okie dokie

    • @imyarek
      @imyarek 3 года назад +17

      Actually the original word is "OK" not "okay", so in a sense typing "Ok" is more correct than "Okay" and has nothing to do with not wanting to type "ay". At least for some/most people.

  • @hiei82
    @hiei82 2 года назад

    I appreciate the subtle Fault in our Stars reference in the title card

  • @1_3_37
    @1_3_37 2 года назад +1

    Me:my dad every time say “ok.”