Do the distributors buy them from you? David: Yes Right, how many have they bought? David: Distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000 bc with the onset of trading animals
Jake Bracket, when you said, "distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000bc..." I could not continue reading because I spat my drink out in absolute laughter!😂
When he's standing at the pearly gates - "The thing is God, yeah, I know about making universes. 13.8 billion years is a long time and we've still not met any aliens. If you increase particle density, you create more matter to form planetary systems and therefore more chances to meet other life. It's simple celestial mechanics mate"
Richard Farley is actually the man. The patience of a monk and always gives advice before declaring himself out rather than laughing them out of the room
@@PJ-cj4uvThe entrepreneur Felix Dennis was also said to have been abrupt verging on rude with staff in restaurants. But then at the end, he would leave them a massive tip.
I'l never understand that, I'm so polite to people, and friendly, it gives them a buzz I swear! Smiles produce smiles, kindness produces happiness@@PJ-cj4uv
Unless of course, she is just as bad! I get the generalisation of the ‘poor hapless spouse’ but in fairness, most of the cringey people I know somehow found equally annoying and cringey people to marry.
@@binkyboobosh1what are you on about 😂, the business is worth 1.4 million dollars, that’s absolutely horrible, he valued it at 1.2 million, 6 years ago! If his business is worth 1.4 million that doesn’t mean he makes the million, it’s just the total value in the business, his profits are 200k maximum. Your dad probably earns more money than this clown…
Look, when you're watching Dragons Den videos, what you've gotta realize is that you click on the video that you wanna watch, and then you watch the video when it's done loading.
The way Richard declared himself out was actually way more respectful than they deserved. He was clear...he was concise...he explained why he wasn't going to invest without getting personal.
I love the way there’s a secret compartment for valuables… and their business model is to sell these to cruise ships who will give one to every passenger. So literally everyone on board will know about the secret!
Looks like he did alright in the end. He's still selling it and sold 65000 the first year this show aired. I don't think he was a bad bloke. He came off as arrogant but pressure will do that to some people.
Honestly he could've just said he wants to make them confident he has some understanding of business and can be worked with, rather than "teaching" them
He is arrogant, but he sold close to a million Itsa products and is very wealthy now. Had they invested, it could've been an even bigger success. The guy is self made, did it without investors and there's something to be said for that.
The biggest disadvantage of this product is that it's designed for sun loungers, and if you go on the sort of holiday that involves sun loungers, you stand a very good chance of having to put up with people like David. 😂
And what happens when you sit on your keys.... Not a well designed product. Also, the logo is printed all over the cover, so people know the valuables are more likely already inside. Would be worth way more if it were completely plain
Goes into the village pub on Sundays at lunchtime ,wife just sits and listens to him, he's been to France a couple of times in the 80's , thinks he knows about wine, drinks spritzer,has his steak well done, probably involved in conservatories at some point, drives an 8 year old second hand silver Mercedes, wears flip flops, regularly goes to the Costa Brava , bores everyone with his golf stories, wears sunglasses in the pub, uses a few £50 notes here and there to give off the air of being a businessman, tries screwcap wine in restaurants to see if its corked. Just a pratt.
He thinks hes talking to his wife or guys at the pub who he berates.... many watching this who knew him im sure enjoyed him being told some homes truths.
I like to imagine that before the pitch, the guy spoke to the camera operators. *David* : When filming, you've got to hold your camera like this, and zoom in on a person's face, with the lighting on the right angle, so you can really highlight how much they're sweating. *Camera operator* : ....
Baffled by the pitch , Be humble remember your asking for there money and expertise ! I have this product and it is great but l never bought it from you and ld have walked if you’d tried selling me it ?
He's the kind of person who would tell the waiter to ask the chef to come out to advise him on the doneness of his steak and how his mate is a head chef who worked with Anthony Worrall Thompson in the 90s
He’s the sort of bloke that will go into a curry house and calls all the waiters John. With his cringey pitch and Benidorm tan thinking he’s billy big bollocks.
One of the most entertaining Dragons'Den extracts I've ever seen, and I must have seen 1,000. Telling the team how to be an entrepreneur after three weeks in business!
@@TheSMR1969a clown with no irl orders who only sold 700 products online lecturing millionaires who sold billions of items and have a combined wealth of more than a billion pounds is smart you say 😂😂. They should have booted him from the start, such disrespect from him.
@@outsideconfidence12 a clown who thinks intelligence equals net worth, he was spot on because his product is still selling well, being rich doesn't make you smart.
@@TheSMR1969 you realise that those people have earned their money, if u think that that guy has more knowledge and experience than those dragons you are insane, its the same if i went into a university and started lecturing a maths professor just because i know how to add and subtract...
@@outsideconfidence12he was just showing them he's up to their level. They're not going to want to go into business with someone who's not their equal.
He is the type of guy who is commonly found in the wild as the "free advice" guy. You can ask him a simplistic question & each time, instead of replying to the point, he would respond with a verbose advice mixed in with a heavy dose of philosophy.
Normally in the den, the entrepreneurs might not understand business principles such as turnover, retail prices and gross profit. But here, we have a man who understands all these principles but seems to think the Dragons don't.
@@chrisbevis7725 atm the companys net worth is 2 million so I'm guessing they did pretty well, though I think some of that is thanks to the free advertising this show gave it.
Well, the dragons didn't say the product wasn't good. They skipped on it because the valuation was way too high and the guy was insufferable to them.@@magibubu
The Dragons were so rude. They're still learning and all his points were spot on. If they'd heeded this advice they might not need to keep working for a TV programme, and make enough from their own products.
I pressed play to watch this video, but helpfully David Glashun appeared in a pop-up and told me if I pressed skip after a short 4 second countdown then I wouldn't have to watch the whole advert. I had been wasting probably years watching videos and all the adverts in full beforehand. Thank you David!
"They don't know it all. They're still learning too." Indeed, that is correct. But why he thinks that they don't know basic foundational principles (despite being multi-millionaires), and that he's the guy to educate them in relation to these, is beyond me. I might give The Rock some gym advice when I'm 3 weeks in and can do free weights.
I just love that he was trying to teach year 7 week 1 business lessons to a group of experts. Like he’d just picked up a kids textbook on the way in and thought maybe the people who’ve been doing this for decades don’t know about this stuff. Hilarious to watch unfold.
Dragon: "Hello David. " Delusional David: "Hello is used as a greeting, or to begin a telephone conversation. The use of hello as a telephone greeting has been credited to Thomas Edison; according to one source, he expressed his surprise with a misheard Hullo. Alexander Graham Bell initially used Ahoy (as used on ships) as a telephone greeting. However, in 1877, Edison wrote to T. B. A. " Dragon: "I'm out. "
For anyone interested the show aired in 2004, and in 2023 the company still exist, the sun made an article recently saying they are worth 2 million pounds company..... And it's interesting that the problem was more the owner's ego
I hate second hand embarrassment. Gosh I hate being embarrassed for someone else. Gives me major anxiety and I cant even bear it. I get nauseated and I actually have a nightmare about it that night!
What happens when you want to use the towel for the purpose of drying off after a dip in the pool or sea? I presume you would need to remove all the books etc from the magic pockets! Im out.
I’m so glad that the Den had someone on like David who could show the dragons how to run a successful business. Cos his was doing so well! And he’s no schmuck either!
The Dragon’s said they couldn’t work with him and he said “That’s OK because I don’t need to work with you”..... ummm, isn’t that the whole reason he went there?!
Dragon's " How did you value your business at 250k?" " When you start a business, you look at things like a towel and say to yourself I could see myself using that as a bookshelf but if you try to use it as a bookshelf ill sue you."
@@Psycho250785 Condescending and Acts way more intelligent than they have the depth to really jump into, Should be looking up... not Talking down like they're Morons... You want their money. You want to wow them and Have them Like you in a fluid manner so they feel like they can work with you. I've relayed these episodes time and time again, Fair Product and a Functional Friendly Pitch with direct answers to the basics can get you the offer even with very low sales (£10,000-£20,000)
If a cruise liner orders them, then everyone will have the secret pocket in their towel so it won't be secret. Makes it very clear to a thief where to look for valuables. Or someone, including staff, may take the towel if it looks abandoned
This was 15+ years old episode. After airing it went well - 2years 180 000 ITSA's sold - now you can buy them on Amazon. I believe he was just right with his idea.
@@wfm125m Sure, but there are 8 billion people on the planet. Even a 4/10 idea can generate sales in the hundreds of thousands if your market is the entire world.
He would probably tell a doctor who to perform heart surgery, he probably told Trump how to win the election, we all know how that went, and this gut is as orange as Donald Trumps left testicle !
Duncan’s a gem, he sometimes says, “I only invest in what I understand , I don’t understand this, so I am out” he’s straight forward, clever, and slightly dour, he’s also had an interesting life, instead of doing what all the people who grew up with did, he struck out on his own, a great Scotsman, we could do with more like him.
He reminds me of the typical know all Brit that goes to Spain to sit all day by the pool, at his all inclusive amongst other Brits then comes back saying how much he loves "Spain" Lol
We know what the brits are like ___John : I'm going on holiday to Spain __Tom : oh really thats nice and where in spain exactly ? Oh I don't know , near the sea ____
My first thought was the stock market when I heard that and it confused the hell out of me, after I realized he meant inventory I got even more confused because so far he sold a handful online and has no bigger deals lined up, so why the hell does he need to buy 250 k worth of towels.
In the unlikely event that the product became famous worldwide and everyone bought one, the secret pocket would be completely redundant as every thief would know it was there
You can tell he’s the “business expert” amongst his friends. He’d be absolutely impossible to work with. He thinks he knows everything and his ideas are best. Probably wouldn’t consider or even listen to someone else’s idea, even if everyone else clearly sees it’s better than his.
He ordered 72, 000 units, meaning that he can have a fresh towel everyday without ever having to wash one for 197 years, at least now we know who bought all the toilet paper.
I've known people who talk from a condescending position like this, like you are a child. They have been doing it for so long that they arent aware of it anymore. And if you point it out to them they say they wont do it again and immediatly after do it again. They have always been narcissists, at least the ones I knew
Title: Let me explain Subtitle: All about business so you can see how valuable a company I run and therefore will be likely to invest in my company since I am the best at business. First, when we talk about the value of a company we mean the value the company can generate in financial terms and what someone might pay for the company if they were to buy it. Secondly a company is an organisation of labor/management structured to fully entrench power at the top so they never have to do any work to keep the company functioning. Thirdly investing is when an entity decides to buy some share of the whole company becoming an investor. Lastly I am clearly the best at business since my book title is already a book in itself which describes exactly what you will learn inside while creating the sense that much more information was to be exchanged in its pages when in reality its 900 pages of arrogant self aggrandizing nonsense.
Apart from the fact she doesn't listen. When the boy clearly said he wants to sell them to cruise liners, and she then says ",why would I take it on a cruise liner if I can get a towel from there "?
@@kevinmcnicoll8649 I personally have never misheard anything in my life. I'm so glad to have found you, who also apparently has never ever misheard anything in their whole life
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Each and every one of your videos has different volume. I need to ajust acodingly every time. And for that reason... I'm out
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Did he become successful?
The poor wife. Is she even allowed in the 🏠 🛖 🏚?
@@roldanelvis2449 🛖 🛖 hut 🛖 🛖
Do the distributors buy them from you?
David: Yes
Right, how many have they bought?
David: Distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000 bc with the onset of trading animals
Jake Bracket, when you said, "distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000bc..." I could not continue reading because I spat my drink out in absolute laughter!😂
Hahahahaha
I literally died laughing.
Bahahahaha
hahahah , classic
Legend has it that after the program he went to the editors and started giving them lessons on how to edit the footage to make a tv show
😂😂😂
"you see the thing with lighting is you need to....."
Then he met a bloke in the back named Rory and started lecturing him about seaweed.
😅
Here is how it works, take the accrued footage and put it into a video editor...
When he's standing at the pearly gates - "The thing is God, yeah, I know about making universes. 13.8 billion years is a long time and we've still not met any aliens. If you increase particle density, you create more matter to form planetary systems and therefore more chances to meet other life. It's simple celestial mechanics mate"
"Look, universes are about percentages, God"
Physicists: there could be other universes out there.
Dave: there could well be, but I'll take 'em to court and won't think twice about it..
Classic
After about 10 minutes:
God-"For My Sake!! SHUT UP!!"
*Throws him out towards hell*
OMFG ...yeah? ..... You sir are a genius. Best coment ever😂😂😂😂😂
Richard Farley is actually the man. The patience of a monk and always gives advice before declaring himself out rather than laughing them out of the room
he was a class act - Peter jones hated him though.
@@Espectro101I know someone who served him and family in a restaurant in London. Said he never said thank you once 😅
@@PJ-cj4uvserved Jones or Farley?
@@PJ-cj4uvThe entrepreneur Felix Dennis was also said to have been abrupt verging on rude with staff in restaurants. But then at the end, he would leave them a massive tip.
I'l never understand that, I'm so polite to people, and friendly, it gives them a buzz I swear! Smiles produce smiles, kindness produces happiness@@PJ-cj4uv
David what are your total sales to date?
David: *The word sell means to transfer goods in exchange for money*
Lmao
In terms of sales, we have no sales
Lmao, awesome comment.
😂😂
This comment deserves an investment.
This guy refused any anaesthetic so he could talk his neuro surgeon through the procedure.
Lol!!!! Classic
Genius!!! Gonna use that!!
For real though! Ffs! 🤦🏻♀️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I pissed my pants thanks
When I see a person with this attitude I start to feel sorry for their spouse.
The spouse in this case seems to be really behind the product here though.
@@vickysinghvirk8768 I was referring to their home life...
Unless of course, she is just as bad! I get the generalisation of the ‘poor hapless spouse’ but in fairness, most of the cringey people I know somehow found equally annoying and cringey people to marry.
@@ah7910 True!
He was probably a great guy until he married her. Did you think about that?
4:46 Marketing Lesson
7:54 Manufacturing Lesson
8:37 Valuation Lesson
9:20 How to Run A Business Book
2023...the guy becomes a millionaire.
@@binkyboobosh1what are you on about 😂, the business is worth 1.4 million dollars, that’s absolutely horrible, he valued it at 1.2 million, 6 years ago! If his business is worth 1.4 million that doesn’t mean he makes the million, it’s just the total value in the business, his profits are 200k maximum. Your dad probably earns more money than this clown…
😂🤣🤣🤣
@@binkyboobosh1 Really. Still obnxious though
Look, when you're watching Dragons Den videos, what you've gotta realize is that you click on the video that you wanna watch, and then you watch the video when it's done loading.
You’re outta line, mate. IM OUT😠
That’s not a very nice comment, and I’ll ignore that
I read that in his voice 🤣
Thanks for that advice. I'll try to remember it for future videos.
So highly underrated comment! 🤣
The words 'MP3 player' instantly aged this episode
I thought the same thing
Pockets-
70s: Book, cigarettes
80s: Book, cigarettes, walkman
90s: Book, discman
00s: Book, MP3 player, mobile phone
10s: Smartphone
20s: Smartphone, mask, sanitiser, backup mask, vaccine certificate
When watched this, I thought to myself “Ive had wireless Bluetooth headphones for years now”
I thought Deborah’s hair cut did that
All those shiny fresh dragon-faces did it for me
If he came in and caught you doing his mrs, he would stand there and tell you how to do it right.
Hahaha this comment deserves way more likes!
Hahaahahahah underrepresented comment hahahahahahaha
She is hot tho..🤔😉😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@@KnowThyFuture I've just given it one, I would his Mrs too...... after a few pints.
The way Richard declared himself out was actually way more respectful than they deserved. He was clear...he was concise...he explained why he wasn't going to invest without getting personal.
agreed .... the correct business-like and professional manner with which to provide constructive criticism ....Jones was equally objective
Well after all he is the reality version of Bruce Wayne
Are you also giving us a lesson
you've got to get out of that habit of pointing out obvious things in youtube comments
"What are you going to spend $250,000 on?"
"Stock"
Duncan chokes on his water🤣
@Walking Somewhere this is the way
@@RockLou it is known
He didn't mean stocks in stock market. He meant inventory.
@@Mobius_Pizza I think it was a joke.
on his wo'ar
I love the way there’s a secret compartment for valuables… and their business model is to sell these to cruise ships who will give one to every passenger. So literally everyone on board will know about the secret!
I thought the same 😂
Never even thought of that lol
The local pickpockets will know too. Pick up the whole towel and run! 🤣🤣
@@rtphotos4691 swap it for your own identical towel and it'll be hours before they even know to look!
😂
I like the way his wife looks at him intently when he speaks, like he's the fountain of all knowledge
Hahah so she’s the cause. Made him think he was really smart
@@HalfbreedTrini I don't think he needed any convincing of his own 'intelligence'.
He certainly thinks he is
Just realized she didn’t say a word the entire video. I forgot she was even there
@@HalfbreedTrini More like he's got her so browbeat and timid that she doesn't dare speak up and incite his wrath. Poor thing's got Stockholm.
Can we give serious credit to Evan Davis? He's so good at keeping things neutral and diplomatic during the exit interviews. It's really impressive!
Autistic Evan is an absolute worthless non-entity 🤮
Came here to say this. He's incredible at calming down the nerves and having an honest analysis with them.
I got chatting to him in a bar once and he is such a great and interesting guy.
I'm very randomly late to this comment, but yes, he is IMO the main thing that separates shark tank and dragons den
What are you talking about? He tries to wind them up again after the pitch, every time. It's brilliant!
"A secret pocket that protects your valuables."
Thief: Just takes the whole thing.
Thanks for putting your valuables in one place, it really makes my beach hustle easier.
Thief: Oh wait...i'm not that strong...
Benny Hill chasing ensues around cruise ship.
Including the person on top of it?
It’s not a secret if someone sees you putting your valuables in there. And it’s not really a secret if there’s an obvious bulge there.
I have managed to get a business studies degree from watching this video. Thanks David!
Yeh, David's great. Well, according to him.
@@jrbs LMAO!😆 This guy has lost his plot!
I think I’ll use this video as my reference for my DBA
Let's see it then.
Your names already on possibly the most famous Soap bar in the world so good luck with that(!)
Its hilarious, he's trying to explain business to millionaires and he's got a 3 day old business with zero orders
Zero orders in wholesale. Sold 700 online in three weeks. Early days though.
*three weeks, makes a difference
Bankrupt after $1000 fine by the BBC? Sack him or fire him, Ceos.
Looks like he did alright in the end. He's still selling it and sold 65000 the first year this show aired. I don't think he was a bad bloke. He came off as arrogant but pressure will do that to some people.
Honestly he could've just said he wants to make them confident he has some understanding of business and can be worked with, rather than "teaching" them
One of the biggest knobs in dragon's den history.
Agreed, but his business is now worth £2 million!!
He is arrogant, but he sold close to a million Itsa products and is very wealthy now. Had they invested, it could've been an even bigger success. The guy is self made, did it without investors and there's something to be said for that.
This guy lost me when he started explaining how business works to the dragons. Right, I’m off to tell Gordon Ramsey how to cook.
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Ok, I'll make sure your eulogy is flattering.
LA Raine, Love your comment!😆
I'm going to teach Stephen King how to write! GOOD LORD!😤
Well apparently you *do* want to tell him how to spell "Ramsay".
Watching dragon den clips is now apart of my daily routine. I can't get enough of it.
Me too, I sometimes wonder how proud Northerner Jenny Campbell is doing
Did you not post the same thing on a different video?
@@AntiMatter930 perhaps that's part of the routine too.
can't get enough of reposting this insightful comment
Hello you are very beautiful do you have a boyfriends 💕
@@vibovitold we're a bunch of dragons' den junkies
I have seen some arrogant wankers on Dragons Den over the years, but this guy raises the bar to another level.
Straight to the point pal love it
I know right.
The way he was simplifying it for them.
Expected him to be like " if I have 10 apples and I sell 3 how many do I have left"
HAHAHAHA
The champagne bloke was the worst
@@riverstour i will check it out
The biggest disadvantage of this product is that it's designed for sun loungers, and if you go on the sort of holiday that involves sun loungers, you stand a very good chance of having to put up with people like David. 😂
There’s something very 1980s about this couple
Yeah..the Judith Chalmers brigade.
Yep the towels he’s trying to sell, Theo sold them many years ago in the eighties 😂
Its their hair and dress sense
I was thinking that as well, it's the sort of couple you'd expect on the price is right
Sure they used to be in “Duty Free” on ITV in the 80,s. David and Linda !
I loved this: swimming while someone steals your towel with everything stored neatly for a quick getaway. Fabulous laugh 😅
And what happens when you sit on your keys.... Not a well designed product. Also, the logo is printed all over the cover, so people know the valuables are more likely already inside. Would be worth way more if it were completely plain
I thought the same thing!
A jolly jape
James bond should get one ! 😂
@@Asw_2004 The "hidden" pocket hangs off the bottom, so you won't sit on the stuff in it.
Goes into the village pub on Sundays at lunchtime ,wife just sits and listens to him, he's been to France a couple of times in the 80's , thinks he knows about wine, drinks spritzer,has his steak well done, probably involved in conservatories at some point, drives an 8 year old second hand silver Mercedes, wears flip flops, regularly goes to the Costa Brava , bores everyone with his golf stories, wears sunglasses in the pub, uses a few £50 notes here and there to give off the air of being a businessman, tries screwcap wine in restaurants to see if its corked. Just a pratt.
Couldn't of put it better,exactly same thoughts occurred to me...
@@peterivory2037 Just change village pub to bar at the marina, Costa Brava to Costa Rica and pounds to dollars. We have them here too in So Ca.
The names Bucket..Richard be a dear and teach those Dragons a lesson
You seem to be very familiar with the stereotype. Suspiciously familiar.
That would be prat...brilliant analysis though.
00:49 - Duncan is out
1:01 - Theo is out
2:02 - Peter is out
2:10 - Deborah is out
7:26 - Richard still in
8:15 - Richard is out
11:51 itza is out
00.00. Jenny is out
@@davidjames579i think you mean
-1:00 - Jenny is out
@@EgonTheGreat. I can do one better than that -2.00 Jenny Is Out
He thinks hes talking to his wife or guys at the pub who he berates.... many watching this who knew him im sure enjoyed him being told some homes truths.
Yes Roy Fr, I was thinking the exact same thing. I also thought how embarrassing for his friends & family. "I'm not a schmuck, I'm not a schmuck".
@@brendonjohn2066 he was a schmuck tho.
@@charlesmurray3255 exactly Charles.
2:02
Yes - was thinking about his poor wife. She is clearly trodden on.
I like to imagine that before the pitch, the guy spoke to the camera operators.
*David* : When filming, you've got to hold your camera like this, and zoom in on a person's face, with the lighting on the right angle, so you can really highlight how much they're sweating.
*Camera operator* : ....
David tries to lecture Bill Gates about making operating systems.
Seriously, he was like a character from The Fast Show...
sweating, just they way they want it, more drama
He’s currently in intensive care as he refused to wear his seatbelt and was determined to show the car how to protect himself in a collision!
😆
This actually wouldn’t be surprising
Quite right, definitely spot on.
Update - he's still in intensive care, he's on a waiting list to have surgery carried out by himself.
8:47 Richard’s too nice he gets shy when he has to shut down the business advice, gotta love him
Well after all he IS the reality version of Bruce Wayne
I'm off to bed
Dave: the bed is where you sleep
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I dread to think what his idea of romantic pillow talk is
@@Smithjones12 Dave: Romantic pillow talk is when your in bed with your wife or partner and speaking seductively to them.
@@danhanley1313 exactly
@@Smithjones12 🤣
who else cringes too hard to watch properly and scrolls through the comments instead
Yep
Yessssss
Ha, yes doing it now. I can hear just not looking. He's irritating.
Hahahaha always
Comments are the best thing on RUclips.
"I'll take you to court." The strongest pitch ever. LOL.
Baffled by the pitch , Be humble remember your asking for there money and expertise ! I have this product and it is great but l never bought it from you and ld have walked if you’d tried selling me it ?
He's not going to take him to court. He'll be too busy paying off that incoming stock that was meant to go to those orders that are not orders.
That would be funny to see a dragons Legal team would rip the guy apart and leave so much debt he'd go bankrupt
This guy wouldn't need a lawyer, he would be his own lawyer and tell the judge how to do his job.
Had a bit of a David Brent vibe about it that line
I can just picture him ordering some food in a restaurant then before the chef knows it he’s in the kitchen telling them how to cook it 😂
He's the kind of person who would tell the waiter to ask the chef to come out to advise him on the doneness of his steak and how his mate is a head chef who worked with Anthony Worrall Thompson in the 90s
@@R.S_HowellI know a geezer just like this. Infuriating and hilarious at the same time to talk to 😂
😅😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant
Lmao, when he starts telling Theo how to run a business, gold.
Theo's FACE hahahaha 4:45
That's like telling Gordon Ramsay how to make scrambled eggs.
The slow pan is so funny
@@ThatBritishSnep omg ha ha ha but with theo he didnt get the f words lol
Itsa are now worth 2 million!
He’s the sort of bloke that will go into a curry house and calls all the waiters John. With his cringey pitch and Benidorm tan thinking he’s billy big bollocks.
I love the way they hobble up the stairs with all their bags of shite, looks like they're climbing on to a WizzAir flight to Tenerife
Great comment.
He'd also critique them on the curry and then jump into the kitchen to teach them how it's actually made.
You omitted to mention that he undoubtedly plays golf..........
@@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Hahaha! F*ckin' ace!
This guy is the dictionary definition of an ex-pat bingo caller in Tenerife
UNDERRATED COMMENT! LOOOOL
This guy is just straight up a dictionary
@@simbae170 no, it isn't. It doesn't make any sense.
yes!
@@monkeytennis8861. Yes it does.
One of the most entertaining Dragons'Den extracts I've ever seen, and I must have seen 1,000. Telling the team how to be an entrepreneur after three weeks in business!
Considering his product is selling well, he's doing something right lol
@@TheSMR1969a clown with no irl orders who only sold 700 products online lecturing millionaires who sold billions of items and have a combined wealth of more than a billion pounds is smart you say 😂😂. They should have booted him from the start, such disrespect from him.
@@outsideconfidence12 a clown who thinks intelligence equals net worth, he was spot on because his product is still selling well, being rich doesn't make you smart.
@@TheSMR1969 you realise that those people have earned their money, if u think that that guy has more knowledge and experience than those dragons you are insane, its the same if i went into a university and started lecturing a maths professor just because i know how to add and subtract...
@@outsideconfidence12he was just showing them he's up to their level. They're not going to want to go into business with someone who's not their equal.
Okay honey, now that we've stitched up a few pouches on this towel, lets head off to the dragons' den and teach them how business is done.
BODIED
😂👏👏👏
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@@darrengordon-hill bO BAG
He is the type of guy who is commonly found in the wild as the "free advice" guy. You can ask him a simplistic question & each time, instead of replying to the point, he would respond with a verbose advice mixed in with a heavy dose of philosophy.
Ask him the time and he will tell you how to make a watch.
They have actually done very well with this product , Check it out
Philosophical crap
We call them politicians
@@TheHarrybo1 surprising considering hes such a narcissist
Normally in the den, the entrepreneurs might not understand business principles such as turnover, retail prices and gross profit. But here, we have a man who understands all these principles but seems to think the Dragons don't.
And guess who is broke!
@@chrisbevis7725 not the guy who is selling these towels. they sold hundreds of thousands
@@chrisbevis7725 atm the companys net worth is 2 million so I'm guessing they did pretty well, though I think some of that is thanks to the free advertising this show gave it.
Well, the dragons didn't say the product wasn't good. They skipped on it because the valuation was way too high and the guy was insufferable to them.@@magibubu
The Dragons were so rude. They're still learning and all his points were spot on. If they'd heeded this advice they might not need to keep working for a TV programme, and make enough from their own products.
I pressed play to watch this video, but helpfully David Glashun appeared in a pop-up and told me if I pressed skip after a short 4 second countdown then I wouldn't have to watch the whole advert.
I had been wasting probably years watching videos and all the adverts in full beforehand. Thank you David!
"They don't know it all. They're still learning too."
Indeed, that is correct. But why he thinks that they don't know basic foundational principles (despite being multi-millionaires), and that he's the guy to educate them in relation to these, is beyond me. I might give The Rock some gym advice when I'm 3 weeks in and can do free weights.
I just love that he was trying to teach year 7 week 1 business lessons to a group of experts. Like he’d just picked up a kids textbook on the way in and thought maybe the people who’ve been doing this for decades don’t know about this stuff. Hilarious to watch unfold.
@@hollyro4665 Definitely! The Dunning-Kruger effect exemplified!
The problem is he's asking them for money, not the other way around
2 years on they are worth £2 million !!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
All that shows is he finally learned something, maybe how to change his comm skills...@@markcowley9078
This is what happens when you take a 3 week coursera course online on how to run a business and entered dragons den
I'm sure that is exactly what happened here.
Dragon: "Hello David. "
Delusional David: "Hello is used as a greeting, or to begin a telephone conversation. The use of hello as a telephone greeting has been credited to Thomas Edison; according to one source, he expressed his surprise with a misheard Hullo. Alexander Graham Bell initially used Ahoy (as used on ships) as a telephone greeting. However, in 1877, Edison wrote to T. B. A. "
Dragon: "I'm out. "
🤣🤣 I’m DED! 😂😂
@@xozzy830x Hi DED, I'm James. * tap dances out the room.
Haha... Good one!
Me after reading this comment: 7:45
@John Kraken /whoosh/
For anyone interested the show aired in 2004, and in 2023 the company still exist, the sun made an article recently saying they are worth 2 million pounds company..... And it's interesting that the problem was more the owner's ego
So it took those business geniuses 20 years for the company to be worth that much 😂😂😂
"The Sun made an article"
Fact check needed - I'll believe it when I see the annual returns on companies house LOL!
@@GeeEmJay just search Itsa company, he's right. Worth over 2 million.
@@GeeEmJay 2022 figures, Cash £1 973 666, Assets £2 171 443, Liabilities £699 406, Net Worth £1 337 800. So probably worth £2m now, not in 2004 though!
From what I can find theyre only worth about 600,000 pounds.
Having an anxiety attack from second-hand cringe.
Thought i was the only one!
I hate second hand embarrassment. Gosh I hate being embarrassed for someone else. Gives me major anxiety and I cant even bear it. I get nauseated and I actually have a nightmare about it that night!
What happens when you want to use the towel for the purpose of drying off after a dip in the pool or sea? I presume you would need to remove all the books etc from the magic pockets!
Im out.
Lie on it until you dry naturally.
@@EarlSquirrelsonn if you wa t to leave at that time you're not gonna just lie there
Good point
No put a towel in the bag🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️👍
@@robmarrin6720 spot on, a towel is essential.
I got my bachelor's in business...
I learned it all from this episode...
David is an awesome professor, isn’t he?
Honestly, he should be teaching on his spare time
I’m so glad that the Den had someone on like David who could show the dragons how to run a successful business. Cos his was doing so well! And he’s no schmuck either!
The Dragon’s said they couldn’t work with him and he said “That’s OK because I don’t need to work with you”..... ummm, isn’t that the whole reason he went there?!
Dude is brain dead I swear lmao
Atleast finish what he said instead of repeating the part that will get your comment likes just as every tabloid newspaper out there
nah he went for the ads. even if nobody invests he gets exposure
@@reidleblanc3140 Have you read the comments?!. Exposure?. He's made himself a laughing stock.
@@reidleblanc3140 you realise all exposure isnt good right?
Dragon's " How did you value your business at 250k?"
" When you start a business, you look at things like a towel and say to yourself I could see myself using that as a bookshelf but if you try to use it as a bookshelf ill sue you."
They have done very well with this product,
:)))
TEARS of laughter; thank you
I was thinking about going to school to learn the basics of business, but thanks to this episode i don't have to anymore
Me too, I'm so happy this man has given me wisdom worth 20 years of business & finance
Mr no charming.....money or not.
Basically, it's all about percentages.
He taught me how to be a man 👨
When you're blessed with a gift it'd be selfish not to share it. He has a healing mouth.
Duncan already lying down on that beach chair🏖️ while they’re still walking down the stairs🤣 Savage
Theo's sarcastic look of interest is so damn hilarious
I'm always watching his facial expressions significantly. Him and Peters
He don't suffer fools gladly
I love how his wife just stands there saying nothing just like “oh Christ here he goes again”
This guy needs to listen more and keep quiet
I am afraid to imagine what their family life is like...
@@Psycho250785 Condescending and Acts way more intelligent than they have the depth to really jump into, Should be looking up... not Talking down like they're Morons... You want their money. You want to wow them and Have them Like you in a fluid manner so they feel like they can work with you. I've relayed these episodes time and time again, Fair Product and a Functional Friendly Pitch with direct answers to the basics can get you the offer even with very low sales (£10,000-£20,000)
Bignut come inside of her gut and leave with no trace
He should have been a teacher. Guy loves lecturing.
If a cruise liner orders them, then everyone will have the secret pocket in their towel so it won't be secret. Makes it very clear to a thief where to look for valuables. Or someone, including staff, may take the towel if it looks abandoned
very good point there
This was 15+ years old episode. After airing it went well - 2years 180 000 ITSA's sold - now you can buy them on Amazon. I believe he was just right with his idea.
@@wfm125m Sure, but there are 8 billion people on the planet. Even a 4/10 idea can generate sales in the hundreds of thousands if your market is the entire world.
Holy crap, working with this guy would drive me to insanity within a day 😂
Typical know it all southerner
@@tex2344
😂😂😂😂
Don't worry, he'll give you lessons on how to become insane
This guy was last seen in Tenerife advising German tourists how to reserve a sunbed
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
You think?? Search the company now! They made millions
there's an app that can remind the German tourist who won the war when they sit down on the lounger 🤣
Das ist sehr lustig
@@quadmeister wats the name of the company
This bloke will sit there and tell Bill Gates how to use a computer...
LOLOL!!!
He would probably tell a doctor who to perform heart surgery, he probably told Trump how to win the election, we all know how that went, and this gut is as orange as Donald Trumps left testicle !
Well you see you press this button here, and it turns on roight, and it's a streamlined process to logging in.
That’s like Bill Gates trying to tell the world he can save their life with a vaccine with no medical experience
@@j.r7091 And his operating systems are inferior; just that he got in at the right time to make it the market standard.
This guy would stand there and tell John wick how to kill people
Risk to reward lmao
But not before he tells him how to use a pencil
*YOU’RE HOLDING THE GUN WRONG*
When a bullet hits the body, it’s hits the skin first… okay. Nothing else.
Then it goes in.
*John shoots himself*
He would try and instruct Thanos how use the Infinty Stones.
He would tell Neo how to do Kung Fu
Duncan spluttering into his drink said it all 😂
My jaw hit the FLOOR when he started trying to explain retail prices to Debra.
Do you know why you're here, my dude?
It's like offering to teach Gordon Ramsay how to swear 😀
@@Smithjones12 or cook
@@Smithjones12 I love how swearing is more synonymous with him than cooking
I like how Richard Farleigh just stays calm and tries to give the guy business advice.
Best dragon ever. Removed because he was White.
@@madforit2 Met him in Claridges a few years back, absolute gent!
Duncan’s a gem, he sometimes says, “I only invest in what I understand , I don’t understand this, so I am out” he’s straight forward, clever, and slightly dour, he’s also had an interesting life, instead of doing what all the people who grew up with did, he struck out on his own, a great Scotsman, we could do with more like him.
Yes its genius except Warren Buffet had said it a million years before that and i think he knows a thing or two more
Lol, Duncan choking on his water at 7:44 has me 😂😂😂
He reminds me of the typical know all Brit that goes to Spain to sit all day by the pool, at his all inclusive amongst other Brits then comes back saying how much he loves "Spain" Lol
It's Mel Harvey from Benidorm.
Hahahhaa yes they scream Benidorm
"Lol" - what does that mean? Is it a key part of your penetrating comment? Have you met a lot of these "typical know all Brits".
We know what the brits are like ___John : I'm going on holiday to Spain __Tom : oh really thats nice and where in spain exactly ? Oh I don't know , near the sea ____
@@robertoballa9703 And what does your ridiculous comment mean?
"What are you gonna do with that 250k?"
"Stock."
12 year olds at home watching this over their parent's shoulder: LMFAO WHAT
thats a lot of oxo cubes....🤪🤪🤪
My first thought was the stock market when I heard that and it confused the hell out of me, after I realized he meant inventory I got even more confused because so far he sold a handful online and has no bigger deals lined up, so why the hell does he need to buy 250 k worth of towels.
@@artur6912 who asked
In the unlikely event that the product became famous worldwide and everyone bought one, the secret pocket would be completely redundant as every thief would know it was there
Well, they are still doing quite well and have sold hundreds of thousands of towels.
He'll sue the thieves
@@268RG yeah i was surprised to learn that too. That is weird lol
Exactly that I thought. Also, i was blown away be this David guy but have since thought about the product and ...it is a very bad idea....
@@horusreloaded6387 the product seems actually very well designed to me, not weird at all
Legend has it that he's still giving business advice without a business....
Cardoctor: Hello this is cardoct---
David: THE THING ABOUT CARS IS THAT....
🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂
Bad attitude, mans been in business for 3 weeks and his already built himself an ego.
oh no, that ego has taken a lifetime haha
A secret pocket that everyone knows about.
I was thinking that exact same thing- when they go off for a swim it’s an easy grab
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought the same!
They do now LOL.
Ye the secret pocket bulking and a thief seen the person stuff it with a wallet lol
I would never have guessed that the comments for this clip would be comedy gold.
You can tell he’s the “business expert” amongst his friends. He’d be absolutely impossible to work with. He thinks he knows everything and his ideas are best. Probably wouldn’t consider or even listen to someone else’s idea, even if everyone else clearly sees it’s better than his.
I love that he thinks he's giving a business class to multi millionnaires.
"I'd like now to invite you to ask any questions you may like to ask"
Lmao yeah that stuck in my head too.
@I'm Watching YOU they always are
Where are the instant 😆s to click on for quality comments like yours?!
This guy gave his dad the puberty talk
Customer: "I would like to buy this towel..."
Mr. Glashans: "Okay. Now I will explain to you how to pull your wallet out of your pocket..."
The ego has landed. Imagine trying to work with that guy.
Imagine being his child
Or being married to him
"You've got to give up the habit of giving business lessons everytime you're asked a question" - Farley 😂
9:15 "Business is all about......"
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! lol
He ordered 72, 000 units, meaning that he can have a fresh towel everyday without ever having to wash one for 197 years, at least now we know who bought all the toilet paper.
Feel for his wife being with someone clearly delusional and arrogant.
She looks like Princess Diana's sister lol
You see, in a marriage, there are two partners. Traditionally, a wife is the female partner and takes on the role of "bride" at the wedding ceremony.
She picked him.
financial security
# RIP , I forgot to add =/
I’ll have orders for 50,000 by the end of the year. “How many orders have you got now? “None!
What an absolute chop
He ended up selling 187.000 in the first two years though
@@EarthScienceEnjoyer is this 187000 or 187?
@@minoljayalath6539 187 000
Thank god they put those loops for the headphones in. They'll always be needed.
I've known people who talk from a condescending position like this, like you are a child. They have been doing it for so long that they arent aware of it anymore. And if you point it out to them they say they wont do it again and immediatly after do it again.
They have always been narcissists, at least the ones I knew
I've met those sorts myself.
_when Duncan almost spits his water out_ 💀
I was rolling on the floor laughing at that moment...
We were all Duncan in that moment.
"I'm not a schmuck..."
Yes you are.
No he's not he's made millions out of the product ..
@@peterbentley5184 Not according to published accounts - shareholders fund - £533k
@@michaelcharlton6728 turned over millions but the business is making good money
He didn't even say "Shmuck" correctly..
The guy is a waste of sun cream.
"Go and have a little swim." Yes, whilst the local pickpocket thinks Christmas' came early, "all I gotta do is pick up the towel and run!"
The title of his book would be:
Let Me Explain.
Title: Let me explain
Subtitle: All about business so you can see how valuable a company I run and therefore will be likely to invest in my company since I am the best at business. First, when we talk about the value of a company we mean the value the company can generate in financial terms and what someone might pay for the company if they were to buy it. Secondly a company is an organisation of labor/management structured to fully entrench power at the top so they never have to do any work to keep the company functioning. Thirdly investing is when an entity decides to buy some share of the whole company becoming an investor. Lastly I am clearly the best at business since my book title is already a book in itself which describes exactly what you will learn inside while creating the sense that much more information was to be exchanged in its pages when in reality its 900 pages of arrogant self aggrandizing nonsense.
lol.
@@ninjalokust underrated comment.
He would probably dedicate the whole first chapter on how to read
Thats too nice. How about, 'I'll tell you something you need to know.'
Deborah: What you gonna spend 250 000 pounds on? 7:34
Guy: Stock
Duncan: 🤣🤣🤣
I can safely say I know what his entire family will be getting for Xmas for the next 5 years!
That´s a good one! 😀😃🙂
more like 25 years
Well, he's a millionaire now so..
😂😂😂😂
You can't leave your valuables in one of the pockets and think it will be safe to walk away.
explaining business to a bunch of multi millionaire venture capitalists like he was trying to scam toby down at the pub into buying a few shares
🤣🤣
Duncan is a legend, laying down at the end was too funny.
He was hungover. Doh.
yes on the towel that was left behind :)
I firmly think Deborah is the smartest Dragon. She always finds a way to get to the bottom line of various pitches.
She isn't.
Apart from the fact she doesn't listen. When the boy clearly said he wants to sell them to cruise liners, and she then says ",why would I take it on a cruise liner if I can get a towel from there "?
@@kevinmcnicoll8649 I personally have never misheard anything in my life. I'm so glad to have found you, who also apparently has never ever misheard anything in their whole life
@Baconlessness maybe when that's her sole purpose to be there she should maybe listen to what the pitchers are saying
@@StallionStudios1234 Mark Cuban is worth something like 4 billion