But Ibn Jarir and Ibn Al-Jawzi, may God Almighty have mercy on them, chose that the pen was the first creature before all others, and it is the pen with which the quantities of creation were written, and they quoted as evidence the hadith of Ubadah bin Al-Samit, which was narrated by Imam Ahmad, Abu Dawood and Al-Tirmidhi. He said: The Messenger of God, may God’s prayers and peace be upon him, said: (The first thing that God created is the pen, then he told him to write, and at that hour he ran with what will happen until the Day of Resurrection).
The other day, my friend and I were watching this and once we were done, we started walking and she kept saying inni de beninging and I was dying, my abdomen was in actual pain from laughing too hard.
This here video, my good gentleman, is incredible. My regards to the fine man who created this haiku. To find a video of such quality necessitated sharing it with da boyz
Lyrics: In de beninging… in de…. in de beni…. in de beningingggg.. Yah. in de… II- IN….. ah…. IN DE- listen properly- EENI.. ini de benin ging… yeh. in… innnnn… INI DE BENINGING. ini de beningi- ingi… E- ini-in… _i n i d e b e e_ INI-INI DE beninging.
Today In my exam i was trying to write "at the beginning" and i wrote "at the benginging" and instantly my mind went straight to the original video for this. 5 hours later this video is on my recommended, despite not mentioning this to anyone and not searching up the video
@@gertrudesatekge2635 that's a common myth, this is not JZ. The audio was dubbed over one of his speeches (the one where he famously struggled to pronounce large numbers). If you don't believe me, watch his mouth carefully in the clips online, it doesn't match the audio. The audio originates from a central african church service if I recall correctly. The "listen properly" is in fact Zuma, but that's been edited in
“Ini de benigning God craerted de havens end de eerath” gnesisi 1:1 edit: Fire Extinguisher, otherwise known as gesinis, is one of the oldest lost books of the bible. It contains the story about how God created the Fire Extinguisher for the Israelites
My dad was watching a computer tutorial about something, the tutorial guy accidentally said beginning like that, I still think about that every single day.
*Lyrics:* in de beninging. in de... in de beni... in de beninging. yah. in de... ine... in... ah. in de... ini... ini de benin ging.. yeh. ini in, ini de beninging. ini de beningi..... ingi... e... ini...in... ini de bee... ini-ini de beninging.
Please know what your editing had me crying laughing for a solid three minutes. This is now one of my favorite videos of all time. Thank you for this gift
Genie: there are three rules. I can't make anyone die, come back from the dead, or fall in love with you. Me: Ini de beninging Genie: there are four rules.
I love this. I have never seen something that is as funny as the original. I never thought there would be one better than the original. Love this. I love how much effort you used to put so many things in this. Disk Scratch and the bee is so funny. Thanks for making my day.
I like the slow growth of confidence, before it drops and begins to talk about bees in the beninging, I mean in the beginning it started very strong, very. This is very motivational 👏👏👏
You are your mind. What do you want your mind to be? It is you, you are it, control it with an iron grip. You and only you have tue power to heal yourself. Embrace those thoughts embrace your mind. Don't run from them.
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The "E" sounds so sad yet its hilarious
Funfact: apparently this is some president guy trying to say in the beginning 👁👄👁
@@oKGCo yes the south african president would be my guess
@@vid5540 ye
"e..."
Comedy and sadness are two sides of the same coin
the disk scratch got me laughing for the whole day
yeh
Listen properly
listen propaly
ine-ine de beninging
Hip hop heads be like: breeh dits e vineel recird
That “Listan proparly” just makes it 10x better
When he said "E"... I felt that.
LMFAOOOO
I kept my laughter till he said *E*
@Lynk Royea thanks man😎🤏🏻
E
- Markiplier
I joke about this so much that I almost wrote beninging instead of beginning on an English test
At the _beniging_ beginining- I cant spell anymore
I can't even say "in the beginning" right anymore (autocorrect fixed beninging xD) it just doesn't even look or sound right to say beginning either.
Flipping legend
In the vegunjng
On purpose-?
He doesn't need auto tune, he doesn't needs the dictionary. He needs his voice
he needs the beninging
He just need ini di bininging
I literally laughed for a several seconds after clicking this video
I love how at some point he sounds so proud of himself 🥺
“Yeh”
Yes same + how 132 likes and 2 replies oNlY
Yes same + how 470 likes and 3 replies oNlY
Yes same + how 570 likes and 4 replies oNlY
Yes same + how 666 likes and 5 replies oNIY
my mom: what the hell is so funny
my brain: _i n e d e b e e_
𝘯 𝘪 𝘯 𝘨 𝘨 𝘪 𝘯 𝘨
G̸o̸h̸a̸n̸F̸r̸a̸n̸c̸i̸s̸c̸o̸ Y⃠T⃠シ giiing ging
i love how he sounds like he's starting to get close at one point
@@Ems-zzsu When you get a really cool character in Genshin impact but you can't pronounce their name.
Can relate
My English in my brain: long sentences with complex structures
My English when I open my mouth:
This is just gen z humor in a nut shell
0:14
@@lornalayug6420 ok
Bruh😆
This is be trying to explain how my vacation went
Nutshell is its own word, so it shouldn't be written like you did.
Me: **laughing**
Teacher: whats funny?
Me: nothing
My brain:
iN ThE BeNiNgGiNg
@@TempoChannel5 in de beni
@@nathanstuart3673 ini ini de beninging
@@bimmybeutron3729 LiSen pRoPaly
Would like but has 666
This randomly appeared on my recommendations and i dont regret clicking on it lol
Same here, I’m beninging to think my recommendations are cursed. Wait I meant benignaing… be.. beenbiaing, screw it
@@AnAlrightPlayer lol
_I died in the begninging_
Uni de bee ning ging
spell, it is benignig
bruh its beenigning get it righht people
@Vanessa Messina i dont give a fuck
@Vanessa Messina awkward moment fuck im sorry lmao
"In the begninging God created the heavens and the earth."
Gensisi 1:1
Jen-sissy
But Ibn Jarir and Ibn Al-Jawzi, may God Almighty have mercy on them, chose that the pen was the first creature before all others, and it is the pen with which the quantities of creation were written, and they quoted as evidence the hadith of Ubadah bin Al-Samit, which was narrated by Imam Ahmad, Abu Dawood and Al-Tirmidhi. He said: The Messenger of God, may God’s prayers and peace be upon him, said: (The first thing that God created is the pen, then he told him to write, and at that hour he ran with what will happen until the Day of Resurrection).
@@AdhvaithSane is that from the Quran or some other religious piece of literature?
@@KureemyI believe I heard this from a hadith ( muslim's 2nd major guide after the Qur'an), though I'm not fully sure of the grade of this hadith
@@AdhvaithSane no one cares
The other day, my friend and I were watching this and once we were done, we started walking and she kept saying inni de beninging and I was dying, my abdomen was in actual pain from laughing too hard.
Legends say he's still trying to say it
Lmao 🤣
Nah man, after about 5 months of dedication he finaly nailed it
INE DE BEE
@@julianercole8708 in de BENI
in jail LOL
"in the future humor will be randomly generated"
-larry the cucumber
w e e d e a t e r
Looks like Larry was right after all
the prophecy is coming true
Larry da cu- -ber
He was right all along
Me, one of the most fluent readers in the class, when the teachers choose me:
When the teacher asks you to speak in front of the class.
true
That was almost every classmate I had in 5th grade 💀
This here video, my good gentleman, is incredible. My regards to the fine man who created this haiku. To find a video of such quality necessitated sharing it with da boyz
is that so.
Mmm, quite exquisite my good sir 👌
Adjusts monocle
Mmmm, very good
I also sent this on the group chat
The markiplier E meme gets me every time, even after all those years 😆
The "in the b e n i g i n g..." Got me, he sounded so in thought 😂
0:27 somebody make that into a soundtrack PLEASEE
hold my soda
@LuminousYT bro the comment is a year old, what business do you have here
@@steamedtoast64 to do what the man asks, that’s his business
Holy shit.
@@steamedtoast64 i have the business to make an intro with this
Everything in this world is bad, but this man, this man is learning how to say "in the beginning", and I love him ❤️🥹
I swear I tried to read “in the beginning” right
Lyrics:
In de beninging… in de…. in de beni…. in de beningingggg.. Yah. in de… II- IN….. ah…. IN DE- listen properly- EENI.. ini de benin ging… yeh. in… innnnn… INI DE BENINGING. ini de beningi- ingi… E- ini-in… _i n i d e b e e_ INI-INI DE beninging.
RUclips says:
Translate to English
THIS IS BEING
ANYONE
THIS IS BEING
THIS is the beningi
Such beautiful words
The translate tho XDD😂
Today In my exam i was trying to write "at the beginning" and i wrote "at the benginging" and instantly my mind went straight to the original video for this. 5 hours later this video is on my recommended, despite not mentioning this to anyone and not searching up the video
happens
Praise Google our lord and savior
No
Ah shit no XD 😆 🤣 lol i fucking did that once shit was an entire awkward situation af
Omg no way its LUNE44 Music
This is literally how my brain works when I try to have a convo with someone I like 😂
As a South African, this is a joy to watch.
If you guys don't know why it's because this was our former president Jacob Zuma
@@gertrudesatekge2635that’s awesome
@@gertrudesatekge2635 that's a common myth, this is not JZ. The audio was dubbed over one of his speeches (the one where he famously struggled to pronounce large numbers). If you don't believe me, watch his mouth carefully in the clips online, it doesn't match the audio. The audio originates from a central african church service if I recall correctly. The "listen properly" is in fact Zuma, but that's been edited in
@@eskaypt that is *alot* of editing for a shitpost
@@oriontigley5089 the funny thing is the original audio is JUST AS BAD. He genuinely can't read well
“Ini de benigning God craerted de havens end de eerath” gnesisi 1:1
edit: Fire Extinguisher, otherwise known as gesinis, is one of the oldest lost books of the bible. It contains the story about how God created the Fire Extinguisher for the Israelites
😂😂 the translate function translates gesinis into "fire extinguisher" xD
Lol
Yenesisi*
@@joaovitormatos8147 n u r s e
It actually does
POV: you when teacher asks you to read a paragraph infront of the class. ⊙-⊙
Steven Spielberg has been real quiet since this masterpiece dropped.
Indi de beningi
Now I forgot how to spell beninging
Lmao XD
@Francisco Colautti wydm it's beninging
benigniging
*Beginning
@@OfficialIvy2006 r/Woooosh
this will never not be funny
ME realize this comment: 💀🤣😂 😆😁😄😃😀😐😀😃😆😂🤣💀
Me when my teacher told me to read beginning:
@HelloHow UDoing my deaf friead:HAHAHAH HE CANT READ me:WHAT
Teacher: 0:14
LMFAOOO
Benigining*
Ini da bee
@cat dragon plays games JSSJSJSJJSJSJS I CANT😭
I lost in the beninging
Im gonna laugh to death now 🙂
Xdddd
I fogor de beninging 😭😭😭
that _"listen properly"_ in the middle of this golden speech completely broke me to teads lmfao 😂
Pov: you searched for this
No it just popped up
Don't We All?
Jokes on you I didn't
nah its in my recommended
Yes
My family: What’s so funny?
Me: Nothing-
My mind: *I NE D E B E E*
Ini di benenging
I agreew
Kindergarten teacher: where does honey come from?
Me: ini de bee
ini ini de beenenging
Beenenging
When you’re happy, you like the song. But when you’re sad you understand the lyrics
Teacher: Why didn't you listen in class?
The class:
I died at "in bee" 🤣
ini de bee
I'm so angry, so mad, in rage, that this wasn't recommended to me until 2 years later.
The "In de benin ging" is stronger than my last relationship
His voice is divine 🛐🛐🛐
So you and 2 other people pray under roofs?
I can confirm
‘listan propaly’
As a South African this is a certified classic
our jacob😂
My dad was watching a computer tutorial about something, the tutorial guy accidentally said beginning like that, I still think about that every single day.
How is this so underrated
I love how he spends so much thought and time on every attempt, yet he mispronounces it the exact same way every single time 😂
POV: you’re last brain cells.
legends say he is still saying "ini di beniniging
Me: *Laughs*
Teacher: What's So Funny?
Me: Nothing
My Brain: In de Beningging
*Lyrics:*
in de beninging.
in de...
in de beni...
in de beninging.
yah.
in de...
ine...
in...
ah.
in de...
ini...
ini de benin ging..
yeh.
ini in, ini de beninging.
ini de beningi.....
ingi...
e...
ini...in...
ini de bee...
ini-ini de beninging.
LMAO. I cant stop replaying. Now I pronounce the word ‘beginning’ as beninging
Please know what your editing had me crying laughing for a solid three minutes. This is now one of my favorite videos of all time. Thank you for this gift
This is a masterpiece that we all needed
It's been 3 minutes since the video end and I'm still laughing to death.
beautiful, when he told me his name is Ini Da Beninging I almost cried
“In the Beginning … “
Is what the person is trying to say, but his natural accent is making it hard for him. Respects to him for constantly trying.
as a non-english speaker this is how i feel when i want to say something to a foreigner
Genie: there are three rules. I can't make anyone die, come back from the dead, or fall in love with you.
Me: Ini de beninging
Genie: there are four rules.
This deserves way more likes
@@maxeddie1789 Lol thanks
I don't get it.
That needs to be an incorrect quote.
IM DYING WHAT
This video made me forgot what beginning sounds like
“Ini de beningi” sounded so deep in thought and relaxed
I love this. I have never seen something that is as funny as the original. I never thought there would be one better than the original. Love this. I love how much effort you used to put so many things in this. Disk Scratch and the bee is so funny. Thanks for making my day.
link to original?
Im glad that youtube recommended me this masterpiece
0:22 I felt that on a personal level
I like the slow growth of confidence, before it drops and begins to talk about bees in the beninging, I mean in the beginning it started very strong, very. This is very motivational 👏👏👏
onio
Benninging*
@@hotchocolate728 innedebeeninging*
“He’s out of line, but he has the right idea.”
0:21 sounds like a philosopher questioning a theory about the beninging of the universe.
best performance of my live. this changed my whole way of looking at life. truly an enlightening experience. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The fact that I've been recommended this *twice.*
It's amazing
I've had this playing on loop for 2 days,and I'm not complaining about it
legends always have a Begninging
I love how he just puts along some random pictures that make this 10 times funnier😂
Im playing this on loop to fall asleep, so relaxing
🗿
Same bro
00:25 got me laughing so hard😂
AMAZING 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🔥 the beninging of this and the end is great
A masterpiece and example of supreme editing skills
I die in the beginning
you mean in de beninging
*_ini de b e n i n g i n g . . ._*
in de- i-
Welcome back. We both know this isn’t your first time here.
*Pov: You're an Asian kid trying to read properly while you're mom is holding something.*
"Listen properly."
**is reading book**
I've watched this for so many times that even i can't pronounce it
It’s beautiful. I’ve looked at this for 5 hours now.
POV: When the English teacher told you read the lesson loud.
My brain whenever I’m trying to read a single sentence on a math test:
Fr tho 💀💀
I am dying and phisically restraining myself from laughing out loud because it is 3 in the morning
"In the bee" *bee opens to reveal ini*
I'm in tears. He is trying his best, and I am sure he will laugh from joy once he realizes he was incorrect.
thank you for this calming video, it really helps me with my anxiety and depression. thank you so so much!
You are your mind. What do you want your mind to be? It is you, you are it, control it with an iron grip. You and only you have tue power to heal yourself. Embrace those thoughts embrace your mind. Don't run from them.
@@phinasverb1999 it's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry we devour, put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours
@@phinasverb1999 just chill & relax inde beninging
Shut
Reported for spam
It's so hard not to laugh at this
"Yeah..." oml I can't stop rewatching this
Pov: My Brain In Class
Edit: Its been 2 yrs and this still kills me
0:01 IN THE BENINGING. 0:02 IN DE .0:04 IN DE BENI 0:06 IN THE BENIN GING 0:08 Yah 0:09 (drunk man sounds) 0:10 in deee 0:13 EENI 0:15 INI DE BENIN GING 0:16 yeh 0:18 ini in 0:19 in beninging 0:20 ini the beningi 0:21 Ini 0:24 E 0:26 INI DE BEE 0:28 INI INI THE BENINGING 0:30
I was doubtful at first but then clicking on the video made me regret why hadnt i watched it earlier.
The bee got me laughing so hard lol 😂 lol 😂
Me: In the....
My ELA teacher: ‘ In the what? ‘
Me:
This the typa thing that gets recommended 1 to 10 years later
never expected myself to watch such a video😅
I couldn't stop laughing for at least 2 minutes
Thank you so much for making me look like a psychopath in front of my family 🤣🤣🤣
Hold on... Your vesselless... How did you type? Also why are you in monster placement?
They're just trying their best, and i admire and respect them for it