Vingegaard's DOPE Secret to Win
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- Jonas Vingegaard is one of the cleanest cyclists in the world alongside Tadej Pogacar. The Team Rabobank rider has to fight against Primoz Roglic, Remco Evenepoel or Derek Gee the Tour de France 2024, but we know he has it much easier now. He works with one of the best nutritionists in the world, the druid who made Leo Messi stop vomiting and become world champion with Argentina. Now we believe he can win the Tour.
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Ok dude
@@cyclinghighlightsI prefer this intro to the drawing. If people can't figure it out, they aren't paying attention or listening. Who would have thought, PAYING ATTENTION
Cheers
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I don't need a new bike bad enough to do that.
@@tbgwio he got upset when I told him something similar!
Can't wait to hear this channel's take on the HILARIOUS firing of Andrea Piccolo 😂.
"... the footballer with the growth hormone face who eats cow hearts.."
Geesh, that's hilarious 🤣
Jonas must be breathing that little bit easier today, as Froome hasn't made the TDF team this year... but Im sure he'll be shouting encouragement at the telly from his lounge in his luxurious Monaco digs ..working hard for 5.5 million euros a year
...being openly criticised by the team's owner doesn't seem to affect him.
Greatest cycling heist ever??
@@davess61 All I can say is his contract must be so ironclad that he's impossible to get rid of. He just has to run out his contract, I think it expires in 2025.
Sylvan should just have Froome involved with the team as little as possible or sign him up for a series of crits with $5 primes and a ham for first place....
He’s still training in the hills, seen him three times this week.
I just completed my first 50 mile ride this morning solo. Cycling is the only sport I've become obsessed with since MMA in 2002. I want to thank you and your channel bc you were a massive part of me learning about the stories and soul of bike racing. I really appreciate your hard work. It's helped change my life significantly.
Thank you very much, i'll keep making videos with this quality leve!
It’s too bad Marco Pantani didn’t know the importance of sugar water. I guess one can only enjoy one type of white powder at a time..
But yes of other type of sugar from the deppest forests of Colombia
Gross :(
@@Spiraculumvitae my bad, he’s still a legend
Booger sugar
Can’t wait the for the TDF showdown, let’s hope we have an exciting race! Visma and UAE are stacked and ready to go🎉
1) The term DOPE in the title of the video has nothing to do with doping. It's a millennial/z expression to say that something is cool. In this instance, Vingegaard's secret.
2) The video script was made on the 21st, just before we learned that our favorite white Kenyan, again, will not be going to the Tour de France. Tremendous injustice to all of us who love the show and having fun racing. If you want video about it, leave it in the comments.
You used the term DOPE on purpose though knowing what people would infer.
What? No, i love millenial words like "Dope", "bae", "woke" or "clapback"
@@cyclinghighlights now learn the new word "Rizz" and feel free to use it in the context of your friend Bjarne!
Jonas is probably JUICED to see this type of attention
Nice video. The doctor that only prescribes carbohydrate and not anabolic and red blood cell boosting compounds. Some believe in fairies, I don’t. He is doped to the gills and it is an arms race of doping and many other factors, such as nutrition, training, resting, etc.
It's one big cycling cartel..
always a druid...
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HarHar!!!
Every time I hear "the anchovy" I LOL. Thank you for this.
More Francis 😂. Can we assume Cade Media are behind this channel?
I just love these videos ❣
they're the best
Marc Madiot and his riders were not biased at all, when they were interviewed about the possibility of Jonas doping. No bitterness... At all... Chapeau Netflix 👏🏼
No way, fructose and glucose! But the real seret was hiding in plain sight; Galactose! The sugar that gives galactic levels of performance...
Anchovy uncanned
Anchovy is 924% clean. His doctors have assured us.
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Rob-A-Bank Team!
Later in the interview, someone from UAE admitted that they also know about finding this balance in diet that allows their riders to absorb 150 grams of carbs per hour. So it was a bluff from Jeukedrup.
Team Israel must be extremely disappointed with Chris Froome’s performance of late. His salary at just below that of Pogačar. I’d like to hear the views of the esteemed Cycling Highlights about what might be hindering his performance. It seems that his injuries are far behind him now.
without those motorised pinarellos, he's gone completely off the boil ;-)
@@davess61 yes Froomies mount ventoux race with Nairo was like 120rmp, reminded me of cacelleras acceleration...just like "no chain" like armstrong said.
The white Kenyan is out of the Tour 🚲
a real shame.
Without super tuck he's powerless.
@@tweed0929 Don't worry 2025 has great things in store as he will adhere to a strict Kenyan diet of maize meal and alkaline water 💪
Jonas gets dropped week 1, pulls a Landis in week 2 with Bee-Dons of glory. Jumbo switches to Van Rysel bikes in 2025.
Disneylandis lol
As much as I’d like a Van Rysel (Dope bike), I’d prefer to replace the White Kenyan at Israel Premier Tech. I’m also not a great cyclist but i’d take the job for half price at 3 million euros per year.
Piccolo got caught of growth hormone, but he is no match to vinge. He truly is talented this dane
Thank you for exposing the long, continuing, and toxic role of Denmark in professional cycling. Whether the little anchovy is doping or not is secondary to the negative impact his home country has had on our beloved sport. Study history (especially Denmark’s history of taxing anything that moves / floats in or near its borders) and you start to understand the cynicism that underpins their culture as a whole.
it's always the Danes, as the saying goes
Vingegaard had the secret sauce dialed last year. But two can play at that game. Pogi will have the proper rocket fuel this year and win the TdF
Context. Its not about the rocket fuel you need to take. Pogi had to change things from a conditioning POV and he did.
Cycling Highlights: " Vingegaard's DOPE Secret to Win the Tour de France 2024 '
Vingegaard: "Easy. I just have to steal Pogacar's secret bag. Consider it done"
Nice video about Danish anchovie secret ! pls make one also for the wonder boy from Slovenia ! Tell us about his Dope Secret.
The video of the CLEANEST, Just before this, explains that
I wonder with a time trial finish if any teams will pull out some secret tech weapon for the stage like LeMond’s clip on aero bars. Maybe some even crazier helmets!
The elite bike races/grand tours are not all about who the "best rider"is per se but they are all geared towards the whole enchilada of making it attractive to sponsors/viewers/tv time/conspiracy theorists/popularity contests/drama/money..hey look..the white Kenyan...he is 😁 happy and he doesn't even have to do anything and yet we all talk about him!
It’s always the Danes. Always the Danes. And those doctors.
The secret is out, new butterfly jerseys for the rabobank team 😂😂
Maybe it's just me but all of a sudden all the pro cycling teams basically consist of a bunch of teenagers lol
It's been like that for at least the last 20 to 25 yearq
@@MatWolk I was not talking about the ages, the looks of these riders are not the same as the 90’s to 2010’s. They look like they went on a picnic these days after a stage. It’s not the look of pro cyclists suffering up the climbs or flats like the old doped up Ulrich or Armstrong, even doped they looked seriously drained. The Hypoxic chamber sessions and new better and safer doping regimes are clearly right in front of us again and just like previous decades we want to believe it’s all real….we know how that turned out.
TT final stage is better than the Champs stage .
The Squid Druid Fluid Liquid!
Yea I suppose you're right about some of the advantages teams have for helping our beloved Anchovy. I'm not looking at the full benefits. You made some good points but my personal opinion is that our beloved Anchovy is going to be at 100%. I'm expecting him to be on form like he was BEFORE the crash. Visma is so confident they won't be caught being unethical that I think the Anchovy will be on the best cocktail ever known to man. Visma doesn't care that an alien performance from the Anchovy will only bolster beliefs of doping
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This year TDF is going to be epic. I hope jonas is on form
VanAert statement about no individual glories 😅 it’s not going to happen 🔥💪 let’s go Wout
Nice
Strangely when the French fries, it's not French Fries!🍟
fishboy's wife/mother would not let him break any rules
where can i get fructose from the pros?
Get the smell of fish off his back....omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i think its not good that this channel supports doping by giving away a van Rysel to someone ;)
Oh! now I know!
Vinegar Pro: a strong fucking team. Con: hasn't been in a race in ages due to serious injury. all hype imho. the visma team is stacked without him and can win it without him.
Rabobank is better team as team than Saunier but Saunier climbers are better. Also Red Bull has a strong team.
@@cyclinghighlights yeah, i wouldn't bet on visma winning much based on the giro this year, but i am an american and still want kuss and jorgensen to do well.
Jorgenson is a beast
ALWAYS A DANE
Where tadej video for doping?
I didn't know there were so many participating in the doping business ? I thought there were just a few BIG ONES like Lance and Miguel ? Who by the way doesn't say a thing about it .... That speaks volumes to me ?
Jonas: I the Vinegar in the Annual French Cruising Cuisine!🤌🔪
Team UAE is going to do the most of the work
Nice nickname
this is lots of fun! :D
New contest, guess the most beloved anchovie inside the Jutland peninsula.
Free one is not even selected by his team to ride the TdF this year.
I can see vingegaard , roglic and remco working together against pogacar
If they are all on form he can’t chase all of them
The skinny little shrimp will be riding an ebike like they all do. Just look at him, you think he can crank big gears for any amount of time? But he still smashes time trials? Grow up guys, cycling is a fake sport 😂
First stage is so hard that we should know by final climb if JV is up to it. I think WVA and SK stay with JV and Matteo Jorgenson (not Yor-genson, mind you) is given free rein if he can hold the wheels in the finale and JV can't.
I noticed that but it's an easy mistake because US surnames often defy their parent language. A Dane would say Yor-gain-son but here MJ uses a hard 'J'. Same with many Polish Americans who use 'cow-ski' instead of 'kuffsky'.
Who's going to want to help the Anchovy?! Maybe I'm not completely looking at the advantages other teams may have by helping but my initial thought is why would any other teams help him. I guess by them trying to protect their own podium position it would "help" the Anchovy. He's the LAST rider you'd want to help and the last one that deserves any assistance
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Oh, I get fructose tabs from Saisburrys, ahead of the curve. Why arent I going faster?
Visma dopers heaven
Have you tried Caffeine pills, dude? Is no one else doping out there? This video is doped.
Jonas Vingedope 🐟
Tadej Dopgacar
Im into UFOs and seen some, I gotta ask the same that gets asked on that front. Where’s the proof?
You are constantly telling people that riders are doping, can you share us some firm proof? I'm waiting.
Have you seen the new Cervelo downtube and oversized bottom bracket. You could hide a 500wh battery and Bosch CX motor in there. UCI don't want to know. Listen to the podcast Ghost In the Machine especially the last episode.
I wonder, so you are really convinced that Vingegaard is using doping - just like in the old days?
No.
@@cyclinghighlights then whats the point in this vidio ?
the little fish cant do anything without his big school carrying him along. lets not forget what happened to Armstrong.......
no no no, Jonas is 100% clean. This Channel has clearly pointed this out.
Anchovy!!!!!
Why are you say that he is a dope cyclist
No dude. He's 920% clean
Anchovies can't bike come on man, they have no feet.
It’s that or the ever illustrious caffeine gels 😂
Final bottles with Tapentadol
🤣🤣🤣 full gas XD
Hello.
Is that man I already ?
Did he change his fractured and broken parts for parts.
What about that.
Do you post daily video of the tour ?
We'll try. If not daily, at least in all key stages
UAE sponsored channel
Yes, we didn't make videos about Saunier Duval dude
He looks like a young Putin.
Roglic will win.
I have to be in a cynical mood to watch this channel 😂
Its very telling the channel uses pogi but has to invent utterly genius nicknames for the others. There is 1 star and a lot of satellites in the peloton.
Pogi is the Alien or the Mysthic boyfriend of Urska Zigart
4:20 ehehehe
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It is going to be a great Tour this year , firsts and for most because this guy is going to be so miserable due to all the doping he can not prove . Come on little buddy give us some of your profound evidence ❤🎉
looking at his face in the video there or even 2022 tour compared to now its so unnatural even in cycling. Its the same sunken face armstrong carried around you shouldnt be able to perform any sport that lean nevermind at his age. Its not natural paret peintre is even light than he is and still has supple face of a human in there 20s. Never mind the metamorphosis he underwent physically from 2022 to 2023. Pogacar is his leanest ever but hes still racing one day and powerful and looks like a young man. Jonas looks like a prisoner of war. I will always say that ITT lasy year was BS I had same reaction to stefan schumacer when he beat fabian in tour ITT.
I hope its all above board for the sake of the sport that would onlynopen a pandoras bo but I havent seen a physiology screaming PEDs since his countrymen rasmussen. Contador and company were clearly going in another direction and were bulky and powerful. I just hope I can make sense of what Isee and it has a ring of truth. Tadej has looked same to me since he was 19 and riding up mt baldy in US or green mountain in oman or pyrenees in vuelta , als in france, one days in spring he races all year in all types of parcours and races the same. ANyone who just focuses entirely on tour and races in events created for him that will clearly not be a risk just hits strange. He also has orickly vibe simialr to lance. HEs defensive and standoffish with medi its all there, Wildly uncomfortable. His career has so many simliraities to froome not just the physical changes and riding style that somehow only suits GT or more so the tour. No interest in giro or one days at all not even danish nationals its just uncomfortable.
vingegaard and pogy should just stop cycling they are ruining the sport
Water bottle science...
Extra battery
ha ha ha ha ha....
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Please come clean about the narration of these videos. I think it is AI, just like the Watts channel, who at least admit as much in their channel notes. 🤖
I think it is the same narrator as before the ai videos. Maybe I'm remembering wrong but this guy and an Irishman used to make great videos. Shame what they changed their content to.
Why does it matter? It’s a RUclips channel covering a niche sport.
What happened to the replies?
@@rockhopper01 it matters because I can’t listen to AI generated voices. I find it really annoying. How difficult is it to find somebody to narrate your video?
Isn't AI voice
Sorry guys
Would love the last five minutes of my life back. 😒