The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 4] [2000 Sub Special]
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Hey guys, it's Gabe. Marno is in jail.
Thanks for watching!
ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.1]:
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ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.2]:
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ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.3]
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People use ASMR for different reasons, but I try to make every video one that you can fall asleep to. I tend to make fast asmr with a variety of sounds and triggers in every video keeping it unpredictable, but intentional .This is what helps me relax most and hopefully you can find relief here as well!
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What is ASMR?
Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a term used for an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia. ASMR signifies the subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterized by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin". It is most commonly triggered by specific acoustic (tapping/brushing/whispering) and visual stimulation (hand movements/lights/etc)
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Hey guys, it's Gabe. Marno wanted me to thank you for 2,000 subs. That's really nice of you to give him so many sandwiches! Namaste and stuff.
2000?
Nise
I’m also confused why it says 2000
Hey, this is Dunder Mifflin right? I’d like to buy 200,000 sheets of paper.
Is that how many sandwiches u can now by with 230k subscribers?
" so you feel like a neglected oreo".
If that ain't poetry, I don't know what is.
And the "like a Cheeto in a puddle"
Holly fk do you know who burger planet is???
Like a plastic bag
KYLEE AND AUDRIHunter wait wtf did he say puddle??? I thought he said Cheeto in a butthole
@@cascharles3838 I thought he said Cheeto in a bottle, was confused. Yours is even better though.
POV: you accidentally befriend the weird kid at school and he won’t stop talking to you the entire class
Hailey_ Bird this is so accurate
Damn this class is short. I wish every class was 11 minutes
but it's a good kind of weird
jokes on you. im the weird kid
This makes me feel anxious that I'm that kid
“Are flamingos real?”
Bro I’m tryna sleep and you got me dying lmao
I read your nake as "Fatty Whap" and I lost it
Lol samee
My question is are apples real??
Are goats real
Guess you're going to sleep forever
This man is a gem and must be protected at all costs
I dont think you can buy bodyguards before my assasins are done
@@denklogeidiot7209 Assassin's will be asleep before you hit the 'send' button for the Bitcoin
Im the thief and gonna steal his content
@@WaterDragonGames4 no because im good at roblox
Hes protected by goodnight moon asmr ❤
*"what kind of sound would you be? Me? umm... Probably something like..."*
" *KU_KA-PIKA)PAPAPAPAboop"*
2:54 some nice ol' coffee stains, definitely part of the costume I assume! :')
Jojo's ASMR oh hello
Jojo's ASMR By the words of Shrek, “OH HELLO THERE”
Im pretty sure it's dried blood tbh.
@@MarnoASMR jesus christ
This is the type of ASMR you do when you're sleep deprived, bored as hell and its 3 am
exactly 😂
5 am for me but same thing...
6am sorry to flex
4 AM 🤘🏻
But its 4 am
Teachers: the text is not that confusing
The test:
It hurts how right you are ;-;
Relatable
So thd teacher is right then
Spelling is apparently confusing to you.
"now let's focus on our *butt* "
“his favorite rapper was ic-“ sir please don’t make me laugh i’m trying to sleep
Icube HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
REALLY????
@@sophisticatedsheep8178 these Apple commercials are getting real weird
The man who invented the rubik cube, made a movie, made the game cubert, grew up in Cuba, and his favorite rapper is ice cube. I didn't know that this was an educational asmr.
It’s Q-Bert
Fucking uncultured walnut.
Outta my way manlets u fucking megalosaurus
It's spelled Rubik's not rubix
but then some stupid punks copied him and made minecraft
*s t o n k s*
Fun fact, the guy he's actually talking about directed the horror classic The Shining 😂
I can’t tell if I’m on a first date or at a therapist’s office: brilliant
Virginia Dew id pay to have a date like this.
@@charleygodsil2011 I would as well
@@charleygodsil2011 id pay to have a date 😂
I'm so single
Your on a first date with you therapist, there😅
Charley Godsil so your date just giving another girl a haircut before you get there??
Alternate dimension where everything is confusing yet understandable
What do you mean alternate? I’m pretty sure you just described our dimension pretty well
Am i the only one who would keep coming back to this guy if he was my therapist
I'd go daily
No u are not I would steal him and keep him all to my self
FOREVER
yes, daily
Yes my lord
5:32
*_I straight up thought he was eating raw meat_*
Glad to hear that’s grapefruit and not some freaky eaters stunt
Galexy003 yeah Me to
Same
Unrelated but, I love ur profile pic lol
Daya Hailey Aha, thank you, James is pretty cool
Galexy003 I thought the same thing
Gabe: "If you were a sound what would you be?"
Me: " *G I B B Y* "
G I B B A Y
*G I B B Y A N D G O O D N I G H T M A R K*
YES
*E X P L O S I O N*
GIBBEHHHH
I can’t be the only one who died when he changed his “assistant manager” name tag to “sole proprietor”
I’m trying to sleep and Gabe here has me cackling like a soggy potato.
Now how soggy exactly? A 4 like the ground below a tree after a light shower? Or would you be a 6, like a fresh load of laundry taken out of the washer?
I think I’m about a 5, like hair after a nice long warm shower
So soggy
Does anyone here sell pants👖?
@@LThaPunisha LMFAO
This video literally RADIATES chaos and I am absolutely here for it
liv mccloskey YES
THIS IS HERESY
liv mccloskey おきた
@@aussieman4791 Brother, the Codex demands we eradicate these Chaos scum!
Ahh my life in a video.
he got me at the
“my favorite fictional would be gryffindors”
*”or goats”*
Me: random doesn’t equal funny
Also me: popping my lungs of laughter
You mean chest sacks
*chest sacks
Oxygen cabinets
Our internal body parts known as organs we use to insert oxygen and carbon dioxide into our bodies that we also use to exhale carbon dioxide as we cannot use to survive with the forces of nature
@@user-pg4fv4wb8b no
Things that we put air (and sometimes water when we go to pool) and put them away when we want to
7:40
Gabe: *deeply inhales*
Me: don’t do it
Gabe: yell exhales
Me: oh lawd
I was asleep...with headphones...at max...
*R.I.P my ears*
I WAS CACKLING EUWIHSDJJWOQHWKS
I laughed
I just got an aggressively loud ad when I clicked the timestamp ahsjdhsjdh
Yo the coo car sounds had me so confused 😂
"How soggy are you"
Me: sponge
"Could you clarify"
Me:nO
No. I dont think I will...
@@marcebert4687 open up! Tell me about your issues
@@honeyjar2970 m.ruclips.net/video/tlORG6gbM6Y/видео.html :)
@@marcebert4687 ruclips.net/video/AubJS7oWaWo/видео.html
I don't know about you, but I would rate a solid nine, like undercooked lutefisk.
This is like the ASMR equivalent to a Bad Lip Reading, only it’s what you’re actually saying. LOVE IT.
Morgan Roy JIMMY WHISPERS
THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
100% perfect
This is the perfect description 🤣
Who else thinks he would have been an iconic viner
✋
🙋♀️
To soon
When it was alive
😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘🥰😗😙😚☺️🙂🤗🤩🤔🤨😐😑😶🙄😏😣😥😮🤐😯😪😫😴😌😛😜😝🤤😒😓😔😕🙃🤑😲☹🙁😖😞😟😤😢😭😦😧😨😩🤯😬😰😱🥵🥶😳🤪😵😡😠🤬😷🤒🤕🤢🤮🤧😇🤠🥳🥴🥺🤥🤫🤭🧐🤓☻😈👿🤡👹👺💀☠👻👽👾🤖💩😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾🙈🙉🙊👶🧒👦👧🧑👨👩🧓👴👵👨⚕️👩⚕️👨🎓👩🎓👨🏫👩🏫👨⚖👩⚖👨🌾👩🌾👨🍳👩🍳👨🔧👩🔧👨🏭👩🏭👨💼👩💼👨🔬👩🔬👨💻👩💻👨🎤👩🎤👩🎨👨🎨👩🎨👨✈️👩✈️👨🚀👩🚀
1:39 I searched through all of Marno's Roleplay videos for this one scene.
It's my favourite. It's so good.
“You look like you blow the biggest bubblegum bubbles” I am flattered
Fork goes against plate and starts moving
Anxiety levels: 999999
Anxiety level increases to:1000000000000000000000
*pulls out party popper*
Ikr
My heart dropped instantly too😂😂😂😂
My heart rate skyrocketed
I love the “say funny thing, cut” format, especially when said funny thing is something blatantly incorrect (like “this is a theremin”).
Looks like jump cuts are making a comeback.
Or in the other one when a drop of liquid makes it out the seal, he says ‘fuck’ then it cuts to continuation of the sound
Wyatt or the Gucci slides
SAD&SLEEPLESS 🌊 how did you get this so right? I’ve never seen a take so perfect.
This is what im gonna show people when they ask what asmr is.
This is exactly how my thought process works at any given moment.
same
Except my closest friends no one else has a clue of what I’m talking about most of the time😞 and then my explanations are even worse.
@@NorthPoem Don't be sad❤️ I also tell sometimes weird things and im like: ugh why did I sayyy that?! 😂
If people find your weird, like most people find me weird, it's ok. Don't care what others think. Friends/family are the most important thing!
666 likes
Gabe: "I'm so sorry to hear that" *takes off Assistant Manager badge, sticks on a Sole Proprietor badge*
James Watts right when I scrolled to this comment I got to that part
5:55-6:09
he had us in the first half
not gonna lie
leslie woogity ayeee 5sosfam
Omg I looked at your comment a million times before I realized your pfp was Cal how did I not-
Gracie Sweet haha
i almost jumped into my coffin and died lmao
"What's your favorite animal"
Me, who has forgotten how to socially interact during quarantine: "Thanks you too"
When fingers he held up I said yes
"If you were a sound what sound would you be?"
Incoherent screaming
Honestly same 😂
I prefer coherent screaming
A kettle that never stops screeching
Screaming and Crying and angrily yelling, all at once.
'confused screaming'
8:58 somehow I wasn't expecting that 😂
I'm Human I’m fucking dying
P O P
Pop
-POP- p . p
It sounds like Tina Belcher
My favorite line out of the whole thing is “my favorite non fiction character... idk are flamingos real?”
my favourite fictional character is a gryffindoor.
or a goat
"how soggy are you?"
Tbh I'm usually feeling like a neglected oreo, but today I'm more of a cheeto in a puddle, or like a sewer rat
Really? I’m more of a rock getting digested by a baboon in Antarctica.
Hello have you seen that ugly worm and his Beloved girl
And I feel like toast
🤣🤣🤣
My sog level is about a dorito that you dropped on the carpet while your mom is spraying your hair with the squirt bottle. So i need to get it up to about a damp tissue paper in the kitchen sink.
5:53 the ANXIETY you caused
Gabe what the hell don’t do that wkdowbdiwn
@@user-fy9lv9qs7v I was just flinching at the thaught of the noise
John Wagner same
@@user-fy9lv9qs7v ITS PAINFUL TO NOT HEAR THE REAL SOUND ÀAAA
I got scared.
philosoraptor died66milyrsago what does wkdowbdiwn mean
2:19
"This 3D puzzle was invented by Stanley Kubrick."
"..."
"Designed as a prank with no solution, it represents the duality of man, like his box office hit, gleaming the cube."
"..."
"He was also responsible for the arcade game, Cubert."
"..."
"...and he grew up in Cuba."
"..."
"HiS fAvOrItE rApPeR wAs Ic-"
Darlaimerner CUBE
@@RydersWerkz Cube
Paco OfTaco cube
nyi ! Cube
@@bootlegtenyaiida8907 Cube
5:55 got to me, man. i saw my life flash before my headphone wearing, volume turned all the way up, headass self
dolo dolo 8:49 was worse
69 (3) likes.
@@UnDragonized I was bracing myself for it
dolo dolo lmao you fucken doodoo headass 😂
4:34
THE CUT OFF EXCELLENT IS FUCKING SENDING ME INTO ORBIT FOR NO REASON WHY DO I FIND THAT SO FUNNY
I can name the roleplay
Title: Kid with ADHD shows you his toys and random junk around the house and plays job(s)
or the weird kid at the back of ap chemistry that ends up being really cool and starts his own business in comedy, selfcare, and relaxation. :)
I think he’s a therapist
@@spitgorge2021 how soggy are you from one to ten?
about a seven. so, a neglected oreo or a pair of glasses in a hot car
@@spitgorge2021 personally I think you are a ten, just sayin, I can feel the essence of soggy
it’s like bohemian rhapsody but
for asmr addicts
sigh this comment 👌
this comment is gold
Oh mama Mia mama Mia!
vorpal martian MAMA MIA LET ME GO
Sára Martinčíková *EPIC GUITAR SOLO*
Gabe as a police officer-
“PUT UP YOUR POPSICLE STICKS”
Kaley Jimins manager NEVER *chucks popsicle stick*
He wouldn’t shout it, he’d whisper it and in the interrogation he’d ask how soggy do you feel?
Hufflepuff otaku facts
Robber: M- My wha- *gets shot*
Why is it that when he said “what’s your favorite animal” my dumba$$ said “7”
IM DEAD THAT'S SO FUNNY
him: now pay attention to this party popper.. *starts to pull on string*
me: *iNtEnsEly lOwErs VolUmE*
*pop*
wow i did not expect that pop at all bahahahaha
@@demika517 yeah its a glitch. It happens to me all the time.
_faded Ringing noices rises to a Ringing noice and you can feel your ears bleed_
“Pop”😂😂
“Hey Guys, it’s Gabe. Marno is in Jail.”
Why is it that funny comments always are from army's
@@btspavedtheway7604 you just think that because you have that type of sense of humor
I'm gonna cry I wasn't wearing my glasses and I thought the grapefruit was raw meat
Do you have a dog? If so. Do you feed him meat or vegetarian meals?
Me too😅. I don't even wear glasses.
I *am* wearing my glasses and I *still* thought it was raw meat
Same,I don't even wear glasses
SAME OH MY GOD I WAS SO CONCERNED
I clicked on this thinking I was going to get some nice sleep...
Turns out I was watching the best comedy of 2020 🤣
POV:
You are Pam Beesly during a performance review with Michael Scott.
"if you were a sound what kind of sound would you be?"
Constant screaming
"Intense wheezing"
When he asked that I said "horrible screaming"
I would be an agonizing shriek
I would be a Constipated grunt from a man who isn’t happy with his dying marriage with a dog barking in the background at the mailman who is delivering mail to the slutty women across the street who is holding a crying baby screaming I didn’t order this why I speeding cop car with sirens on drives by on the main road behind the mans house going to a call which is a bank heist and the bells were ringing as gunshots were being shot by at the bank teller who refused to let him into the safe as the news vans arrived which were broadcasting live to 10000 people who all were sitting down relaxing eating/sleeping/talking as the sound of the toilets flushes because the man finally pooped and he stopped grunting and then it all loops
Basically the vine of the grinch doing yoga.
You have the type of face of a marvel superhero
Hawkeye in a suit doing asmr
Abomaboi A mix between Hawkeye, Loki and Thor in a suit doing ASMR
His name is Tom Holland and this is him in ten years.
Like an older human torch, or a blonder captain America
hawkeye basically
I’ve watched this so many times and his comedic timing is absolutely perfect.
Him: These are my Gucci slides
Also him: **holds up Adidas slides**
Me: sicc
Correction, coochie flops
I always do this constantly in real life now. It’s hilarious
EnderLoverNvs totally tubular man🤙
Sicc
“Armpit hearts, where the giggles are stored” that is such a precious way of phrasing
Deeply Marinated are you Edna Mode?
Why am I laughing so hard AND relaxing at the sametime XD
Genius
"Are flamingos real?"
Is this how it feels to be high ?
“This is a theremin”
That is absolutely hilarious
A NEGLECTED OREO OH MY GOD THIS VIDEO IS A BLESSING
"watch all the episodes of boy meets world" yeah I was way ahead of that one.
10:29
You look like you sell the best assortments of jams
If that isn’t the best pick up line I’ve ever heard-
"If you were a sound, what sound would you be?"
Me: *yoga grinch meme scream*
I thought I was the only one-
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good for you you made it too the end
So there is another
Me: * Elmo standing in snow *
Hello Darkness my old friend...
Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m 🎵still a piece of garbage🎶
“Just kidding this is the place you thought it was” killed me 😂
iS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE ADORABLE LITTLE "pop" ACTER THE PARTY POPPERS??
“Are flamingo’s real?”
- Marno 2019
Gabe*
@@nonibologna869 Are Gabe's real?
@@PersephineKore Lol
Or goats
I lit read this as he said it bahaha
1:09
‘gabe’: “how many fingers am i holding up?”
me: “t-too man n y,,”
nina bean this comment is the embodiment of scared confusion I love it
So this video was Marno's 2000 sub special. That was April 2019. It is currently December of 2022 and this beautiful man is at 523 THOUSAND subscribers. That is mind boggling just how much he blew up but it's 100% deserved with how amazing his content is.
I remember when this was released he had 200,000 it was just gabe being gabe
*reads desc*
“Marno is in jail”
Me: *chokes on air*
w h a t
5:15
“You know what? These are actually malfunctioning. I’m gonna- I have to toss them they’re uh... they’re on fire.”
I’m cackling help
Is NOBODY going to discuss the brilliantly weird thing that happened at 10:40 ???
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only part of the video that actually got me 😂
1:09
Marno: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: How did I get here.
*A thrid hand appears*
Me: And how can I stay forever.
* Gabe holds fork to plate *
Me: I want a divorce
Omg that was EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE for a second there i almost died
@@thaynagh huh?
I really don't get what you 2 are saying lmao 😂😂
@@jobvandelaar7977 exactly 😂😂😂
@@jobvandelaar7977 Because a fork scraping against a plate is a horrible noise? But he replaced the sound effects in the video with something pleasant
@@jobvandelaar7977 5:52
Gabe: "2000 Sub Sandwiches. That's like, what, 20 days worth?"
Snorlax: "Can confirm."
5:09 is my favorite type of whisper
Why was whispering "these are my Gucci slides" so funny to me
Sophia June because they're addidas
And the gale force winds part
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Gabe: these are my Gucci slides
i don't think Dwight would ever talk like that IDENTITY THEFT IS REAL AND FAMILIES SUFFER FROM IT
No one said nothing so everyone said something
@gachaclub _mari_ gave
...
His name is gabe?
*are flamingos real?*
“Are flamingoes real?” Could be put on a shirt
The absurdity is... just wonderful.
This video is a treasure.
Well, are they? Who knows? Maybe they’re deployed by the government to watch over our shrimp consumption? What if they’re watching us right now? What if they’re watching me type this? What if they’re trying to stop me from revealing the tru
• Undertaker • they're turning the frickin flamingoes gay!!!
Beet i think they were already gay. I remember a couple of gay flamingo adopting an abandoned chick ☺️ in a zoo or smt.
But I get your reference
I mean a flamingo is real if you can yo tengo it
"Hey its Gabe! Marno is in jail"
XD
I call this video , “ Hanging out with your bipolar uncle who also has adhd”
Allyson 1712 Lol.
mEEEEEEEEEE
or hanging out with Kurt cobain
Allyson 1712 mild or severe adhd? (As a person with adhd, i can be offended with these these things very easily but i’m trying not to be..)
nobody is perfect. then i'm nobody. Like we couldnt give less fucks about your personal shit
Can Gabe make my senior quote, he’s an icon
use the one from his other video.
"A good apple is like taking your pants off"
i don't know if that was his exact words but yeah
@@brokecollegekidatapwi just about; it was: A good apple tastes like taking off your pants
Jackee Smith I’ll take a free Grad quote too.
Mikhail Gorbachev im not gay but 20 is 20
My senior quote is gonna be a neglected Oreo end of discussion
I did start laughing when he did this 7:40
💨😲...
😝haww
Really got me
JayJay THAT GOT ME TOO😭👋
9:49
*INHALE
HaÄaÄaÄaÄ
don’t forget this gem 10:36
Gabe: On a scale of 1-10 how soggy do you feel?
Me not thinking: 12
Ah, so like the dead racoon I found floating in my pool?
more like a sponge in a puddle
I think the roleplay is "visiting your mentally unstable and crazy friend."
so meeting me, actually.
When you go to the reception desk of my mind
well of course i know him, he's me
andi m crazy
(Me) Visiting my mirror*
7:42
marno: inhale
also marno: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Charliex my fav part
This part actually had me dying
You mean Gabe
I'm dying noooo
7:43 is where my level of chaotic energy constantly is
Replying just so you can see you have 150 likes!
I've never felt more close to a comment than now.
He is out of it!!! Hahaha
@@pianopanicattack you're a blessing
256 now!
"If you were a sound what kind of sound would you be? ...me?" Anyone else low-key worried he was gonna scream real quick? Cuz I was.
"how soggy do you feel"
"That's rather personal actually, thank you very much"
“how moist do you feel?” is a much better question
-moist-
Is a weird word
7:43 I’ve never laughed so hard watching asmr
It’s almost 6am where I live, Laying in bed, Open Marno’s yt and see this vid, End up laughing my guts out because of that damn sound LMAO. Went from sleepy to awake to almost dying of laughter 😂
Stoney Central HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The police sirens at this part were freaking me out
Legit, I nearly woke up my toddler laughing 😂
Never laughed so hard in my life 😂
11 minutes and 32 seconds of Marno on drugs.
dear_twentyone_phan howlter dan and phil :’(
dear_twentyone_phan howlter your profile pic hits different now huh? 😆
I think he may live in Canada weeds legal 😂😂
Gabe: Calls my arms popsicles
Me: *SO YOU THINK IM SKIIINYYYY*
A little update in the story and it turns out our arms are literally popsicle sticks
@@matt5g legit
Your bones are popcycle sticks! The popcycles around them come in all the shapes :D but you only have popcycle sticks becuase marno ate your arms on a hot summer day and that is why he is in jail! :)
Marno: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: Seven
Another hand appears suddenly
Me: *panics*
Skool b like
*visible panic* also known as aaaaaAAAAAAAA
Seven......... Teen
*starts counting in head*
math is hard my man
No one:
Gabe: *lets get a look at those popsicle sticks*
I was at that moment when I read this comment
Lol
This is like a role play of that one weird coworker who only bothers you
no one is gonna talk about how funny he is plus editing on point.
"What kind of sound would you be?"
Me: *thinking of the green costume guy screaming in yoga class*
Angelo Angelis that's the grinch you wet potato skin
That's the Grinch you uncultured swine
@@Videogamedonut17 that's ok?
Elnacho 25 ah we both thought the same thing lol. Great minds think alike
@@ramp405 yeah lol
Person: so what rp are you gonna do?
Marno ASMR: yes.
Now THAT is a profile picture
*Him:* So, how soggy would you say you are feeling?
*Me:* idk, like a 7
*Him:* Oh, a seven!
*Me:* O_O
*Him:* So like a neglected oreo!
*Me, actually eating Oreos:* *checks webcam*
How the fuck-
I would scream ahaha
Sunflower_ Honey Oh no he’s not a RUclips video honey...... he is in your home every time that you watch one of these
!
**PUMPS SHOTGUN AND HIDES IN CLOSET**
IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
I know what this rp is...
The random crackhead that talks to you in McDonalds at 3 AM
Who else really needs to know what the full Soggy Scale is? I really need to know.
Leave a like to raise your hand.
FoxinFire 27 I keep thinking a sock that was stepped the remains of an ice cube on the floor
Or like when step into a puddle and your pants are soaked and your shoes are soaked and so are your socks
FoxinFire 27 Cheeto in a puddle was 4
2- water bottle in a desert
4- steamy bathroom
5- a wringed out dish rag
9- jeans in a rainforest
FoxinFire 27 2- damp coat
Yeah I'm like "If 8 is neglected Oreo then I'm scared to know what 10 is" 😂
1:48 i thought that was a pregnancy test lmao
ITS A *T H E R M O M E N*
I did too!
liz anderson
So it is possible for men to get pregnant 😱 💀
Lol itzJakeee
if the man is either a seahorse or a pussy, than sure
Who am I?
Male seahorses don't get pregnant. The woman lays eggs in his pouch where they hatch, but he never is pregnant. Sorry! I just study in merine biology!
pulls out fork and plate
*_braces myself_*
nice noises
*_oh_*
Queen.of.Queer #stolen
For real
@@MatheusShrts *gasp*
wow, a 2000 sub special with 2 million views. we love you marno