Defeats of my favourite cartoon villains part XVI

Villains Quotes:
"You know, I was thinking... no disrespect to my One True Chairman, but if I really wanna make a splash, I gotta do something bold! Taking over the Ghost World? Ugh, it's been done. But taking over the LIVING World?! Ooh, spicy! I like it!" - Jinx
"No one makes a better blade than your people... No one invents better ways to kill people, than mine. A gun will never be as beautiful as a sword, but with a gun you can take any sword you’d want. The shogun and his entire family will be dead come spring." - Abijah Fowler
"Do you know who I am? I'm fucking Adam! I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me! You think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin'-master!" - Adam
“This is the best St. Joel’s could muster?” -Simon Lee
"Respect my authoritah!" - Eric Cartman
"No, Muttley, we can't win fairly! We are villains. Ergo, we have to cheat!"-Dick Dastardly
"Trust you? The only person I can trust is myself."-Tails Nine
"In my youth I saw enough flawless swordsmen to know I'd never be one. I put my effort into other arts: commerce, tea." - Heiji Shindo
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