About to go to sleep while listening to distractible because it keeps my horrible nightmares at bay. I sure hope this innocent podcast doesn't give me sexy nightmares!
I swear to God I was trying to go to sleep to this and I was laughing my as.. off when he was saying nightmares over and over again but I prefer to listen to stuff cause it balances my sleep to where I can sleep
Here's one about Supernatural: Supernatural did a disservice to Gearheads, Rock'n'Roll, Paranormal investigation and religion. It watered down all those individually interesting topics into a detestable little package.
My FNAF bait is: To all people out there making fan art. STOP PUTTING NIPPLES ON TOY CHICA. IT IS A BIRD. BIRDS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES. STOP IT. YOU ONLY DO IT BECAUSE IT SELLS. THE SAME REASON ANIME IS TRASH.
as a supernatural fan, hearing mark's summary hurt also the first 5 seasons were good but i've watched up to season 10 sofar and it still seems good... when does it get bad?
I got a couple :3 Harry Potter: There is quite a lot of evidence for Hagrid being a Deatheater. After a night of being drunk, he remembers very specific parts of a fringe conversation with amazing clarity. These parts lead the trio directly to Voldemort. Hagrid was directly trying to get them in danger. Bro was horrendous and secretly loved watching children get hurt. Fnaf: The best thing to come out of the games were the hawt NSFW art. Like rawr, I'd love to get mangled by mangle. Story's not that interesting, always changing spur of the moment, never consistent, thousands of holes that will never be patched, so there is no point to even studying the lore if there is no consistency in the first place :3 Minecraft: The slow updates are actually a good thing. Mojang's not truly lazy. And I'm not really a fan of penguins and/or crabs but I love armadillos! Lack of other mobs makes the game run faster, y'know? Backrooms: The monsters are really the only scary part of the backrooms. The whole stupid liminal hallway thing is whatever, poorly done aesthetic through crappy camera like a faked alien sighting video. The most scary part of the backrooms are the scary monster designs.
I was playing Minecraft while watching this I don't care about bedrock or Java I don't know the difference but I felt the other two and got to say y'all are right
The snail forever chasing you being invincible and you live forever. Me : " No problem I just make sure to hire someone to lock it into something it can't ever come out of " And you said you can't kill it it's invincible . But that seems referring to damage so it can still starve I feel. So if you lock it unable to escape it will starve to death problem solved :)
Whats sad is that I kind of agree with Bobs hot take on Disney. (Not the Disney adult thing) just the fact that the parks are not that fun. Im sorry but theyre not. I mean dont get me wrong, as a starwars nerd I loved Galaxies edge. I love space mountain (who doesnt love space mountain) but aside from stuff like that I just cant get into it and I hate that. I see everyone enjoying it and stuff but I just cant feel that same joy
Harry Potter: 1.) Hermione should’ve ended up with Harry because Ron has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. 2.) Voldemort was not wrong in trying to liberate wizards because muggles have always treated them horribly throughout history, lest we forget the Salem Witch Trials. Disney: 1.) Buying Star Wars was a mistake, they ruined the entire franchise with these weak-ass spinoff stories that no one actually gives a shit about. 2.) All of the Disney Princesses were created simply to sell toys and beauty products, all the while marketing an unobtainable beauty standard towards young girls. Twilight: 1.) The so called “love story” shared between the main characters only encourages toxic relationship behaviors, such as being overly controlling and literally stalking your partner. 2.) They somehow managed to turn the entire concept of vampires and werewolves into something that is completely ridiculous. Why are the vampires sparkling in the sunlight, and why are werewolves all hiding jean shorts in the woods to change into? Supernatural: 1.) If you can make it past the 5th season, chances are you are existing on a single braincell and someone should’ve put you out of your misery, and then then put the show out too. 2.) The show is just a 🌽’o with extra plot in between each… scene. If you’re watching with your parents, god help your fast forward button. Minecraft: 1.) It’s way too hard to farm for resources, everything is way too hard to find and the crafting system is way too complicated. You even have to craft the crafting system. 2.) The plot is practically nonexistent, but what else can you expect from a game where no characters talk and instead all sound like they’re announcing their presence in a public restroom? Five Nights at Freddies: 1.) The fan games are all better than the original franchise, because they actually had a tiny amount of love and care put into them rather than just trying to make a quick buck. 2.) Scott Cawthon was a Trump supporter, therefore the entire franchise is sexist, racist, and classist and everyone who supports the franchise by playing the games and reading the books are as well. K-Pop: 1.) Every single song from every single group sounds identical to the other, the fact that I don’t speak Asian has nothing to do with it, the bands are simply unoriginal. 2.) Why do so many groups decide to appropriate other cultures just for attention? You’d think they would know better. The Backrooms: 1.) So entire groups of people have been going missing and the public somehow has no idea, no major news outlets have connected the dots? Sounds like a contrived plot to me. 2.) So this guy said “hey so that thing that sometimes happens in games when you clip through the floor and fall to the area below the map? Let’s say that’s happening irl now,” and everyone called his “idea” original? Oookayyy… These are my baits for each category, these are not my actual opinions.🥰
Just saying, I read and watched twilight. The books are 'eh' at best, and the movies were trash. It wasn't the actors themselves, I liked them in separate movies, just not in that crap place. Terrible movie. Love supernatural though, NOT a Sam fan. Also, bad descriptor for Supernatural, bad Mark! Also, I hate the Dustiel as well.
"F*ck my dreams, F*ck my nightmares, I'm gonna win!" Is the greatest reference of all time
About to go to sleep while listening to distractible because it keeps my horrible nightmares at bay. I sure hope this innocent podcast doesn't give me sexy nightmares!
mark saying bedrock>java feels too much like a bait. Bobs nonchalant "they are the same thing tho" got me riled up for sure lmao
Bedrock is objectively better tho
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They are the same tho
I swear to God I was trying to go to sleep to this and I was laughing my as.. off when he was saying nightmares over and over again but I prefer to listen to stuff cause it balances my sleep to where I can sleep
Here's one about Supernatural: Supernatural did a disservice to Gearheads, Rock'n'Roll, Paranormal investigation and religion. It watered down all those individually interesting topics into a detestable little package.
don't you mean a destielable little package
Bob's "he's done" at 48:12 is literally peak comedy
I don't normally listen to distractible to fall asleep except when I have a migraine but i decided to out this one bc i didn't remember it lol.
How to piss off the Harry Potter Fandom:
Snape was a good person and Dumbledore had every right to raise Harry like a lamb to the slaughter.
Another way: Umbridge's teaching methods were exactly what Hogwarts needed for its' students.
I hate myself for saying that too.
I was playing Minecraft while listening to this lol.
Gained so much respect for wage with the supernatural bit 😂😂
I don't respect wage, it's been really low recently
"bedrock is better than java"
literally started choking on my drink. Shit took me _out_
Bait for Minecraft:
It inadvertently created the Dream SMP
Professor umbridge was a fantastic character and was totally misunderstood
DAMNIT I KNOW ITS BAIT BUT PLEASE 😭😭
37:02 That cut deep bob… that cut deep. Even though I know you don’t mean it.
My FNAF bait is: To all people out there making fan art. STOP PUTTING NIPPLES ON TOY CHICA. IT IS A BIRD. BIRDS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES. STOP IT. YOU ONLY DO IT BECAUSE IT SELLS. THE SAME REASON ANIME IS TRASH.
as a supernatural fan, hearing mark's summary hurt
also the first 5 seasons were good but i've watched up to season 10 sofar and it still seems good... when does it get bad?
I wouldn't say it gets bad but it shows the seams near the end
😂 I couldn’t stop laughing
Well I'm a Harry Potter fan and I can say for certain I'm not offended in the slightest by whatever is said because it's too funny to be mad at XD
How to piss off Harry Potter fans:
Not a single badass thing happens
I got a couple :3
Harry Potter: There is quite a lot of evidence for Hagrid being a Deatheater. After a night of being drunk, he remembers very specific parts of a fringe conversation with amazing clarity. These parts lead the trio directly to Voldemort. Hagrid was directly trying to get them in danger. Bro was horrendous and secretly loved watching children get hurt.
Fnaf: The best thing to come out of the games were the hawt NSFW art. Like rawr, I'd love to get mangled by mangle. Story's not that interesting, always changing spur of the moment, never consistent, thousands of holes that will never be patched, so there is no point to even studying the lore if there is no consistency in the first place :3
Minecraft: The slow updates are actually a good thing. Mojang's not truly lazy. And I'm not really a fan of penguins and/or crabs but I love armadillos! Lack of other mobs makes the game run faster, y'know?
Backrooms: The monsters are really the only scary part of the backrooms. The whole stupid liminal hallway thing is whatever, poorly done aesthetic through crappy camera like a faked alien sighting video. The most scary part of the backrooms are the scary monster designs.
what the fuck is the fnaf one
Funtime Freddy tho X3
and lo, Saint Muffin descended from the heavens, bearing miracles, and there was much rejoicing.
I was playing Minecraft while watching this I don't care about bedrock or Java I don't know the difference but I felt the other two and got to say y'all are right
I was doing so well staying calm until destiel was attacked
Hello Stranger???
A pleasant surprise
Snails move at an average pace of 100 ft hard day
My bait for supernatural is Jared padalecki’s acting 😬
The snail forever chasing you being invincible and you live forever.
Me : " No problem I just make sure to hire someone to lock it into something it can't ever come out of "
And you said you can't kill it it's invincible . But that seems referring to damage so it can still starve I feel. So if you lock it unable to escape it will starve to death problem solved :)
But it cannot be contained, as it can faze through any container
39:06 nether yeah it is mark!
The SPN Fandom is the best. And I have to say that they don’t understand the cult following
I'm on the Bedrock bandwagon, because native controller support and one-click mod installs...but I do get that Java is more flexible.
48:09 the silence is fucking DEAFENING
Here's a bait:
The only fanbase these guys covered that is still alive to respond is the group of man-children who still like Five Nights at Freddy's.
Whats sad is that I kind of agree with Bobs hot take on Disney. (Not the Disney adult thing) just the fact that the parks are not that fun. Im sorry but theyre not. I mean dont get me wrong, as a starwars nerd I loved Galaxies edge. I love space mountain (who doesnt love space mountain) but aside from stuff like that I just cant get into it and I hate that. I see everyone enjoying it and stuff but I just cant feel that same joy
Bedrock is better than Java triggered me hard, in all truth I fell for the bait
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**eyetwitch**
I got a couple:
Twilight: ACAB. Charlie is no exception.
FNaF: The only reason it ever got popular is because Mark has a phobia of mannequins.
What do you mean? Charlie is no exception.
Harry Potter:
1.) Hermione should’ve ended up with Harry because Ron has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2.) Voldemort was not wrong in trying to liberate wizards because muggles have always treated them horribly throughout history, lest we forget the Salem Witch Trials.
Disney:
1.) Buying Star Wars was a mistake, they ruined the entire franchise with these weak-ass spinoff stories that no one actually gives a shit about.
2.) All of the Disney Princesses were created simply to sell toys and beauty products, all the while marketing an unobtainable beauty standard towards young girls.
Twilight:
1.) The so called “love story” shared between the main characters only encourages toxic relationship behaviors, such as being overly controlling and literally stalking your partner.
2.) They somehow managed to turn the entire concept of vampires and werewolves into something that is completely ridiculous. Why are the vampires sparkling in the sunlight, and why are werewolves all hiding jean shorts in the woods to change into?
Supernatural:
1.) If you can make it past the 5th season, chances are you are existing on a single braincell and someone should’ve put you out of your misery, and then then put the show out too.
2.) The show is just a 🌽’o with extra plot in between each… scene. If you’re watching with your parents, god help your fast forward button.
Minecraft:
1.) It’s way too hard to farm for resources, everything is way too hard to find and the crafting system is way too complicated. You even have to craft the crafting system.
2.) The plot is practically nonexistent, but what else can you expect from a game where no characters talk and instead all sound like they’re announcing their presence in a public restroom?
Five Nights at Freddies:
1.) The fan games are all better than the original franchise, because they actually had a tiny amount of love and care put into them rather than just trying to make a quick buck.
2.) Scott Cawthon was a Trump supporter, therefore the entire franchise is sexist, racist, and classist and everyone who supports the franchise by playing the games and reading the books are as well.
K-Pop:
1.) Every single song from every single group sounds identical to the other, the fact that I don’t speak Asian has nothing to do with it, the bands are simply unoriginal.
2.) Why do so many groups decide to appropriate other cultures just for attention? You’d think they would know better.
The Backrooms:
1.) So entire groups of people have been going missing and the public somehow has no idea, no major news outlets have connected the dots? Sounds like a contrived plot to me.
2.) So this guy said “hey so that thing that sometimes happens in games when you clip through the floor and fall to the area below the map? Let’s say that’s happening irl now,” and everyone called his “idea” original? Oookayyy…
These are my baits for each category, these are not my actual opinions.🥰
Honestly, fantastic, every single one! I'd say they cut hell'a deeper than any of Bob or wades did. 👏👏👏
some of these I actually agree with ,_.
"these are my baits for each category, these are not my actual opinions."
Sorry, I've just got to delete multiple paragraphs lol
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@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 as in I was about to take some of the baits, but read the end quote lol
Just saying, I read and watched twilight. The books are 'eh' at best, and the movies were trash. It wasn't the actors themselves, I liked them in separate movies, just not in that crap place. Terrible movie. Love supernatural though, NOT a Sam fan. Also, bad descriptor for Supernatural, bad Mark! Also, I hate the Dustiel as well.
Baited
Here's good bait: Anime is ugly, it looks really childish and anyone who likes it is a weirdo and has no taste in art :D
Anime fans know we are weirdos. It's probably the only thing we genuinely like about ourselves. So, thanks for noticing :)