PET SEMATARY: BLOODLINES Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2023
- Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil Pet Sematary: Bloodlines - a 2023 American supernatural horror film directed by Lindsey Anderson Beer (in her directorial debut).
Premise: In 1969, a young Jud Crandall dreams of escaping his hometown, until he discovers the malevolent secrets of what is buried in a cemetery. He confronts a haunting family legacy that forever connects him to the place and unites with his childhood friends as they face an ancient evil that has plagued Ludlow from its inception.
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Cast:
Jackson White as Jud Crandall
Forrest Goodluck as Manny
Jack Mulhern as Timmy
Henry Thomas as Dan
Natalie Alyn Lind as Norma
Isabella Star LaBlanc as Donna
Samantha Mathis as Kathy
Pam Grier as Majorie
David Duchovny as Bill
Cinematography by Benjamin Kirk Nielsen
Music by Brandon Roberts
Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, Paramount+, Stephen King 
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My imaginary pull quote for this movie is "If this franchise was an animal it would be a dead horse that the filmmakers keep beating" 😂
"we'll talk about Norma's hair in a minute" 😂
Nothing makes me happier than when Joseph says, we're gonna talk about her hair in a minute"
Saaaaame!
That dog done-went and got the rabies!!😂😂🙄😳
Watch this hack director come up with a Cujo: The Early Years prequel
Joseph, your pull-quotes just keep getting better! You outdo yourself with each read hidden in there 😂
I'm from Ludlow, Massachusetts. Pet Semetary was the first book I ever read from cover to cover at 8yrs old.
That’s so kool!
One of my favorite books as a kid. I wish it had a great film adaption.
I agree! This was the first King book I read as a teen. While reading it, I kept thinking what a great movie this would be. They have ALL been disappointing!
@@kimberleewagner1681 I was born in 1978 I read Pet sematary in 1988 next year I read Mutation by Robin cook both these books impacted my young brain. The freaky thing is I just realized I kinda started my own pet Sematary. My wife used to breed dogs we still have 11 dogs and 5 cats on our 7 acre farm. We have had 5 dogs die and 1 cat. I have burried them all in the same place on our property. Im hoping that the land stays good. Many of our dogs are over 12 so there will most likely be many more dogs buried in the next few years. Sometimes my wife says she sees one of our Dogs that died around the farm. Im hoping i can keep there spirits happy.
But if they buried the prequel in the pet sematary...it would just come back Even Worse!
True but I was thinking it might be more creepy
‘I don’t even have any notes I’m just trying to find something to say.’ -Joseph, I’m ☠️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw original film back in the 90s…I guess. Sometimes… deeaad is betta… classic line.
😂😂😂 see what you did there..now I want to go watch all the Kings movies with that "accent"..Storm of the Century immediately comes to mind... Needful Things...just to hear "main lander" ...poor Maine, lol
@@tigerlilly9038 oh man that’s so good… those mini series were great.
Exactly what I was thinking. Dude was the judge in My Cousin Vinny, amongst tons of other tv shows and films.
Highlights became popular in the 60s but were almost exclusive for people of wealth and class. So unless Norma won a gift certificate to a high-end salon on a radio station contest, I don't think she'd have an entire FULL head highlight.
“Well sry girl I didn’t like this movie” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the channel and thanks for the review - lol on hoping that Pam Grier got a nice paycheck portraying Margie!
ya know.......... maybe we actually don't want this movie buried in the semetary, it'll come back AGAIN even worse 😭😭😭
Handsome?! 😂 Sometimes we agree and sometimes we don't. And that's just fine.
I know I was like that guy is NOT handsome
"Oh....well, sorry girl I didn't like this movie..."
"We're going to talk about her hair in a minute."
I'm not calling him David Duchovny....he is Mulder....and this film is an X-File so throw an X on it and put it in the trash.
The original one is the only one
Joseph's pull quote omg💀... wait... don't put the movie in the pet sematary, it's gonna come back even worse😩
the thumbnail looks like that sun bear we thought was a human in a suit. Two legs bad, four legs good situation 😂😂😂#ripOGwinstonchurchillthecat
Idea: What if, like Joseph was saying the community is trying to keep the cemetery a secret. Then a scientist hears about it, steals a sample of the soil from the cemetery to study it and grows plants from it that make people immortal
Hmmm, I like the concept!
I found myself liking this pet semetary version way better then others
Joseph's pull quote was awesome!!! You're getting really good at those!!!
I totally agree w u guys, but i actually liked this movie. I thought the setting and cinematography was awesome. But boy did it kinda spiral towards the end. It seemed like there were scenes cut.
You guys save me from wasting my time on so many films. I liked the first movie and was going to give this one a try. Just from your pull quote, I know if I'm going to watch a movie or not 😂
Another big disappointment! I had so much hope for this movie! I thought it would get into the lore behind the it, the wendigo. The book just lightly implies the lore, hinting that the soil in this spriritual place soured as more settlers moved in killing and forcing the indigenous people out, but even more criminal(to the wendigo) over hunting and the deforestation that came with the settlers. The wendigo tales natives tell are often told as warnings of greed, selfishness and over consumption, especially as it relates to nature and the environment. It made sense in the book, because it kinda centered around the fact that the town and then the major interstate highway was smack in the middle of what was a sacred spiritual place, and the wendigo lay in wait to possess some dummy that takes the bate. As an indigenous person, I always wanted more of that story since it was only hinted at and not even expressly stated in the book, and I always felt there was so much more there because of the lore of the wendigo. I feel like once again, a missed opportunity to tell a truly original.
Did Joseph just do a South Park "Timmee!!" ?
Yes, I did.
It's in the movie too 😏
I thought this could have been good -- and that there could have been other Pet Sematary movies in different generations because the evil that’s there manifests from time to time. The chapter in the book is really super scary. It could have been a good and fully contained zombie movie where the suspense rests in who survives even though we know that the resurrected thing has to be destroyed.
New to the channel and I must say you all are delightful!!! This movie is a big steaming pile of hot Chinatown garbage though. Love the book, love the OG movie and this nightmare just pooped all over it. Also completely lacking in emotional connections or depth. Pam Grier was the only ray of sunshine in this abysmal mess. This director needs to check herself. She even took a perfect mythology and decided she was gonna change it which makes everything in the 80s movie make no sense. Judd would never have had Louis bury the cat in the burial ground. Just saying. Could not rate this movie low enough. But hey, at least it lead me to your channel! 🤗
Never finished part 2, did not bother with the remake. Love the first ❤
I'm glad you all posted this bc I damn sure can't make it through this movie.
Is this a third one?! Crazy!
I laughed way too hard at this bc I got to thinking: Hey Jed, you big dummy, you witnessed a whole zombie uprising and then 20 years later tell your new neighbor, that you just met, not to bury dead things up there bc it'll have dire consequences. 😂 Maybe try & not mention it at all! This was the second King book I read after Cujo and I was 10. The only person in the entire novel with any sense is Victor Pascow the deceased ghost. Great novel but geez it's still frustrating.
I got lucky and just found ya'll. I really am enjoying your shows, thanks.
Omgeeee aren’t they the best?! I almost envy u cuz now u have so much content to binge! Welcome to the fam🥰✌️
Funny you should say that because I have been doing just that since yesterday after finding them.😄@@ninalove3044
So I took it as Timmy having hung himself after he got back from the war, because you can see the ligature mark around his neck when the bandana comes off. I was hoping the dead characters would have been creepier when they came back to life.
I thought this movie was ok. It wasn't the heart wrenching exploration of grief the first movie is, but it was alright. I would have liked to see more backstory about how the burial ground became sour.
They really should do a movie about the origins of the Indian burial ground. It would be really interesting
Okay I would be upset if I spent money to go see the theater. For a streaming movie it wasn't that bad.
Sometimes, dead is better.
Great video! 🎉
Thanks!
Thank you!
I love these raw reviews lol
I always thought they hate coming back as the living hence the saying sometime dead is better.
Another one? 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Then why would Jude tell Louis about the Cemetery in the first place in the original? Knowing what happens when you bury there like it just doesn’t make sense another disappointment
Because the Wendigo makes him. He doesn't know it, but he's under it's influence.
My opinion that this movie not a remake it’s a back story before the creed of the 1987 Stephen king but the 2019 pet sematary is a remake to the 1987 version that’s what I don’t understand people don’t get an say oh this oh that well it’s very enjoyable and good
I come here because your review is going to be the only entertaining thing about this movie. About the period, Jude was so old in the eighties' movie, that this one should have been set in the fifties, not the sixties. It does not feel like the sixties either. Everyone looks too modern. I thought we were going to get Jude´s childhood experience of burying his dog in the sematary, and one zombie neighbor. One. That was a good story, within the book.
Yea this didn’t do it for me
Meh
Just putting out movies to put out movies
Dang it I was hoping they went more into the Wendigo part of the story.
That's probably the next Pet Sematary movie in a couple of years
Pet sematary:Bloodlines ignores the 1989 and 1992 movie. Bloodlines is a direct Prequel to the 2019 version with John Lithgow
That's a nepo baby! Katey segal's son. If y'all say it later in the video sorry lol
What are some underrated horror movies to watch this month?
I just watched Barbarian and it was really good
This is such a stupid thing to say but the pic of the dog in the background makes it look like the dog is standing on its back legs & has really bad posture 😂
I thought it was a dog with no back legs, I can’t stop looking at it either
I don't watch movies anymore. I just watch spoiler reviews. 😆
It feels like whoever wrote this script never actually read or understood the book. As a King fan and lifelong Pet Semetary fan, I was disappointed and honestly kinda mad. They had such an opportunity to tell an interesting story that could have enhanced the lore without completely changing the story and they blew it.
I was going to watch this because I love the novel and all films if I. Being honest. But the trailer for this new one totally kills Pam Grier in the trailer. Idk if that happens for real but it just totally left a bad taste in my mouth because I love Pam Grier.
What's up with the direction moms leg.
TIMMAY!
the thing i dont like its that its not lore accurate at all, jude burried his dog spot when he was 10 and came back, stanny b told him and showed him about the pet sematary.
the timeline is so dumb, if jude is like 25 in 1969, how can he get 50 years older in 10 years? timmy batterman died in ww2 not vietnam and jude was born 1900 on the dot, AND NO ONE IN THIS FILM HAS A MAINE ACCENT. i could go on and on
edit: ALSO JUDE DID TIME IN WAR, he didnt go overseas but he did enlist during ww2.
The pull-quotes are perfect.
The review is on point 🎯 .
This Pet Sematary movie is terrible.
And yes Judd is very handsome
1674? Wow!
David Duchovny clearly didn’t learn his lesson from the awful The Craft reboot/monstrosity. Get that bag, but maybe stop doing crappy creatively-devoid reboots, David!
The 2019 remake was godawful. If they followed the book at all this prequel would be even more unnecessary.
Tim-mehh😂
Does Nick ever mention handsome men? 😅🤣😂
Was it just me, or was it heavily implied that Manny was in love with Jud?
Didn't care for this movie at all but I thought the scene with Norma and Donna in the hospital was legitimately creepy with lots of tension. It's unfortunate that the payoff to that scene which we don't see makes no sense. Why didn't Donna kill her? The other scene that sort of worked for me was when Norma gets attacked by the dog (funny that she's featured in all the best moments). The rest of the movie was just plain ridiculous. These people are targeted for death at the start yet we have to wait nearly the rest of the movie to see them die in such ignoble ways. Another positive is that Jackson White is apparently aging very well. Didn't recognize him at all.
I thought the same about Manny.
Ouch guys lmfao!
I didn't really like it too much either
You guy's are a crack up, you should stretch your reviews to 30 minutes even if the movies are bad like this one was and just my thought's regarding this movie the acting was pretty bad, I struggled to get to the end and by the hour mark was hoping their were twenty minutes of credit's!!
But if they made pet sematary ludlow bck with the Indians an patriots of 1800s I’d watch it if they can come up with that ideas ideas
Im sick of this remake/prequel culture. I gave it a chance due to the actors and my love for the King lore. This is legit getting outta hand. Almost drowned in the tub due to how horrible this movie was. 😮💨
I thought the movie was decent after a few puffs of Marijuana lol
The movie was a 6/10 for the first 2/3s and the last 1/3 was a 4/10. The characters got so stupid and too predictable. This movie is everything wrong with modern horror movies. Too predictable, no suspense, stupid characters. You said it best by saying a bland cash grab.
U 100% miss it. He came back from the war and hung himself
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"Firestarter is the Exorcist writer."
No. Firestarter is King, Exorcist is William Peter Blatty.
Apart from that, great review!
Theyre talking about the film writer for the new movies, not the novels 😊
This movie is garbage il give it a 3 star
Actually in the original it was Jud dog he brought back when he was a kid. First mistake made 2 one the guy was old when he brought his son back and him and his son died when the house was set on fire by the residents
It was just ridiculous. Like after all that with Timmy and Donna and the dog biting Norma. His dad dying at the hands of dead donna. Why some 50 odd years later would Jud damn Louis to the same fate by introducing him to the m’kmak??? It made no sense to me.
I’m so loving the fact that you two are doing reviews on all the upcoming horror films that I want to watch. 🫶🏾🫶🏾