My ex was super into Dan. Thought he was a legend and talked super highly of him. I never really took the time to see what Dan was all about. Now I understand why my ex is indeed, my ex. *barf*
I can't believe we live in a world where pathetic individuals like Dan are actually followed and his 'lifestyle' is one that's sought after. It actually hurts my brain.
@@michaelhaydenbell I know people like that in real life. I think if your just too stupid doesn’t matter how much help you receive from psychedelics. Same reason why if you have a high capacity for self awareness even weed can show you what you need to / don’t want too see about yourself
@@caniborrowapencil5160 This. You almost...ALMOST feel sorry for him. Completely unable to make a genuine connection with people because he lives in this fantasy world.
I've met guys like Dan and it's always cringey hearing someone lie and know they are lying. Just listening to him you know he's coming up with it as he talks.
As Phil mentioned, Dan is 100% a walking caricature of himself and the prime example of a pathological liar; carrying on with these tall tales so much so that he actually believes he’s telling the truth. What I’m most shocked about is Goggins wanting anything to do with this joke of a shill.
Because Goggins is a fraud himself. No one in the military likes him, he constantly references all the testing he passed but has basically no combat experience. Which they hate, the testing/screening isn’t even the hard part for them, combat is. And he’s used it to build this personal brand
I had a coworker like him .. non stop talking about chicks. Like punctuating any interaction with making sure you know he's into girls. Highly suspect, not that there's anything wrong with being gay. But self-hating gays... Idk man .. unstable. Me and the boys used to call him "woman ass" ... Because he's into ass. Women ass, that is
My father in law is the same way and isn’t famous or rich. He has six dui and no license and is fired from every job for theft. Felon for check fraud and he brags about how he slept with millions of women and went on tour with Alice n chains and he can beat anyone’s ass. He really thinks people buy his stories it’s the most annoying shit ever
Dans personality is like the the frattiest frat boy who ever lived going through a permanent midlife crisis constantly trying to prove himself to be something he can never be. Also why is he always wearing tiny shorts?
This guy doesn't have a single redeeming quality. He's still young enough that people want to be around him. Ten years from now he's going to be a real lonely guy.
This guy's interview is literally "I'm rich from daddy's money and spend half of every day sleeping with 9s, it's a really tough life, please feel sympathy for me"
Dan was a Navy Seal. A cop. A playboy. A billionaire. An all time great poker player. A virtuoso guitar player. An architect. A painter. A sculptor. An inventor. And a reader of books. He's the Leonardo DaVinci of our time.
"what did Toby MacGuire do to you?" Everybody's favorite Spiderman is a adept and straight up agressive big shot poker gambler; a faker like Dan wouldn't stand a chance against him
Interviewer: “So you have felt tits before?” Dan: “Yea, I have. So many of them.” Interviewer: “What did they feel like?” Dan: “You know, like, bags of…sand.”
@@ac-fp9lx dude for real? He is not a character to live up to but damn does it make for a great movie. You come across as too stiff to enjoy anything in life, pretty darn cringe
You can tell he’s lying about everything because he refuses to make eye contact when he answers questions up until he can plan out the lie and by the way he’s slouched down in the chair
Look, i hate Dan as much as anyone else w 2 braincells to rub together does, but body language is a really questionable approach to back up why he’s a liar
@@sliver7993 They aren't saying that he isn't a grifter or anything, they're just saying that using body language is just kinda stupid. Not everyone has the same body language.
@@RalphieMuskinyaarExactly.. its a constant monotone either to try & act humble, and/or because he's a zombie inside. The only real emotion was when he talked about growing up.. about Rocky eating egg yolks. It seemed like that was the only genuine thing he said lol
Because these days people rarely search for the truth. Even if it’s shown directly to their face a lot of people will just deny it so they can continue believing what fits their narrative or what their friends or family things is right. People are afraid to think for themselves. They allow their thoughts to be created by outside influences.
I couldn’t imagine a worse existence than being the dad of one of the girls following around Dan and hearing him explain that your daughter is nothing less than like a pair of sneakers to Dan to just switch around. Also Dan saying anybody came up to him for a part in movie instead of him begging them to let him be in a movie is one of the funniest things he said. Edit: Why does Dan most of the time look like he’s about to pop. Man looks constipated.
The man is likely emotionally constipated, as well ... but would never step foot into a therapist's office, as he ego/super ego won't let him ... And yes, if I was a father of one of the girls that he uses as sneakers, I don't know whether to be pissed, or try and get her out, and into cult de-programming therapy, as Dan has definitely got something cultish going on with him ... [But on a serious note, there seems to be no life, no joy; even when he laughs, as my late dad use to say, some people laugh, but there is no glitter in their eyes from that joy ... just a blank look behind them ... Also if you listen to videos of/by literal Navy SEALS, that not only passed BUD/s, but has been on deployment, Dan is not just joke, but an utter embarrassment to the USSOCOM community, especially whom, to quote Lincoln, "gave their last full measure of devotion ..." ...]
Dan is so funny because he's like a real life GTA character. He'd fit in really well, this Uber rich and incredibly fragile narcissist who you'd see crying in his office or getting berated by his dad or something
Its like there are just as many people who want it to be true so they can live this crazy never ending party life style vicariously, its that sigma grindset
Dan Bilzerian's tax evasion scheme works as follows: His fathers trust fund money goes to his company that is paying for his lifestyle. This way, whatever Dan's company spends on his lifestyle is tax deductible. If the trust fund money went to him directly, it would be income for which he would have to pay income tax. So that is why Ignite is hemorrhaging money.
It’s so funny how Dan just spews bullshit until he gets to talking about steroids and lifting. Then he’s very cautious and warns against overtraining/under recovering and taking gear without understanding it and getting your health checked
@@dannyboydeluxfromthebigitybay he didn’t earn his money. in fact i’m pretty sure he’s still in debt. I see no reason to like him, but many reasons to dislike
There's a part of me that thinks ol' Dan here is playing an Andy Kaufman-level game and is just fucking with us. He's essentially a human Fyre Festival.
I think he's really sincere in this interview. I truly believe he is suffering from a lack of meaning in life and being treated as he has portrayed himself previously but now he senses he needs to make a change and find some purpose with his life and he's struggling with it all. Getting away from his image and reputation is really hard in itself, but I'm quite sure he is suffering inside and as someone in the comments said, probably does cry in his loneliness at times. It would make sense, he has no kids or real family bonds it seems, just casual and shallow relationships with no aim or purpose. That will absolutely make you depressed, especially when you have all the things he has but no one to share it with.
It's weird because I kind of feel it with Kardashian family. I don't want bad for anyone,never but I probably saw many videos on them and how many people's career they destroyed
Dan; I just had like 18 shots last night. Also Dan; I love mushrooms and quaaludes. Also also Dan; My nutrition is super on point. Me; I’d like to watch him get punched in the face
@@SmooveClipsss you actually envy Dan’s life? I certainly don’t. But it’s sad to see there’s people who actually think he’s cool and wanna live his life
@@sebastiancuadros5257 😂😂 dude is mad rich with mad girls and a huge house with over 40 million followers on ig like if someone offered you that to be your life you’d take it in a Heartbeat 😂😂
he says the problem with sleeping with so many women is they all want your time but you know he was paying them. If you needed more free time stop paying women to come over and sleep with you?
Shoutout graham he’s really good at disarming subjects so it doesn’t become a joke. Dan is insufferable but GB actually got a half decent convo out of this.
@@Mmmmilo you went to Graham’s site and listened to the full interview? You have to be a member to do that - which I’m sure you knew/are given your position. That said, perfectly healthy to have different ideas of things, no?
It had the energy of your confrontational buddy talking to the friend who always makes shit up. Like he didn’t want to embarrass him but he was pushing his answers just enough that we could see the bullshit
I love how he acknowledges how alcohol is tough on the body, but claims his alternative is qualudes. Like, OK buddy, none of us have access to qualudes since the 1970s
@@Zhekadimus Not legitimately but there are labs that make them in mexico and india. But on the street one is more likely to get sold some fake generic barbiturate under that name.
Personalities like Dan's aren't welcomed in the military elite. Plain and simple. Yes, you must be physically and mentally committed, but you also have to be socially committed. When you're not liked by your team, you won't make it. The brash, egotistical, meathead, "fuck it" style behavior that we consistently see in Dan is not team material. Even though the elite military units are mostly made famous from their extreme levels of training, anyone can become smarter and stronger. The training is intimidating, but it's not as hard as you think it is. What actually separates the military elite from other units, is their extraordinary level of trust and commitment among the team members; like-minded individuals who share a common goal. Ultimately, this is why Dan never made it.
The guys in training with him told the media he was an egomaniac and obsessed with his image. He was also beyond selfish, according to them, which, I 100% believe. Idc if you can lift 600 pounds with ease and run a mile in 15 seconds and have John Wick gun skills. It's about selfless team work.
The fact that Philion laughs at his own jokes makes so much a difference in that genuinely awesome 'always giving it us straight off the dome' type model of his videos.
Gotta love after he told the Vegas cop “look at my creds” the cop said “I don’t fucking know you” and then Dan decided to jump in the cop truck and sit there pouting 🤣🤣🤣
I would love to see a hidden camera show that just follows Dan around when the "official" cameras are turned off. To see what happens in the minutes before and after the shoot is over. When the girls are allowed to leave. When Dan is left in that big sterile terribly decorated "adult playground" by himself. Just to see how many layers of fake there are.
I would question the bpd part. Narcs feed on control, you cannot control a bpd person. Instead they need a mentally stable person, who however has self esteem issues. I've heard this story many times from narcs - my ex was crazy, my ex was a lier and cheater, she had a drinking problem and promised not to drink but failed. All bs! Basically the prick forbids her from hanging out without him or having fun and when she disobeys calls it alcohol problem. Tries to alienate her from friends to cut her support network and when she disobeys he will come up with some nonsensical cheating accusation. And of course she is crazy, that is just a low hanging fruit of excuses of why she was crying, arguing and left him. Litherally seen this unfolds a number of times with friends of mine and it follows this pattern every time. Narcissists are in fact super predictable, so are their victims.
@@ekaterinastaneva9922 I see what you mean and I agree that this could very much be the case. However, it's no secret that Dan is a Narc, and any woman who wants to be with a guy like him HAS to have issues of her own. He isn't a random dude who plays nice guy and turn controlling inside the relationship, he actually makes a lot of money from being a Narc all the time in front of everyone. There is no surprise after the fact that he is a narc. Do you think a healthy person could get with him? I don't think so. That being said, a lot of codependent ends up with NPD/BPD partners. I just really think his "type" IS young untreated BPD women. He even said he has relationship with women who come to fuck him when they are sick of their BF...how NPD/BPD is that for you? I'm sure some codependent try to get with him, but he gets bored of them quick. With untreated BPD, he can control the fact that he has a lot of drama triangles in his life, entertaining him out of boredom AND making him feel sooooo damn hot and unique from all the lovebombing phases he go through, one after the other. NPDs don't necessarily need control over others directly, all they really want is control of their image and control of the drama. He can cycle women all the time so he has that control almost 100% of the time.
Not Dan lowkey being a great ambassador for safer sexual practices. I really wish more guys and people in general were like that, honestly. These days, no one cares if you sleep around just be safe as possible as consistently as you can and get checked often as you can. It's not that difficult.
@Dan Mojave If someone isnt in a relationship, its consensual and it's all safe than you aren't trash. Shaming people for exploring themselves sexually is what leads to problems. Not everyone sleeps around, but those who do deserve just as much respect as any other person as long as they aren't an asswipe.
Philion has turned his skill of patiently listening to ass clowns into a career. You're stronger than me man🤣 I would've turned this interview off after 8 seconds
I saw your colab with Coffeezilla. I came to your channel and love it! I’ve been going through a depressive episode and this really helped cheer me. Thanks
I'm completely willing to accept the steroid-condom story, bc (if true) it shows, that Dan is a completely broken man, who is so desensitized to any positive human experience, that he even turned to illegal shit just as a 'fun' distraction. Actual probs to the women he's surrounding himself with. I fully condone them taking advantage off of Dan and living at his (daddy's) expense, bc beside him having occasional sex, he's probably just sitting there completely apathetic for the rest of the time and/or is doing drugs. If he's being abusive and violent, that's ofc. a totally different story.
Lol I was in the Navy 9 years. We'd always get guys who would say, "Yeah, I was in BUD/S, but I broke my leg/blew out my knee/(insert BS reason here), so I couldn't finish." "So, they rolled you back to the next class, like they did everyone else that actually did injure themselves?" "Uhhhhh....." If all the guys who said they went through BUD/S actually went through BUD/S, the SEALs would have more men than the Marines.
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that Quaaludes (or any drug with methaqualone in it) haven’t been manufactured since like 1983? Like there is literally no possible way he gave Justin Bieber a Quaalude at a party, they stopped being made literally a decade before the dude was even born.
Yoooo he even set up a rule with his screener that if the girls want to sleep with him they have to be proactive, meaning he's so SCARED of rejection that he won't actually make moves on them. Every King in this comment section right now has more swagger than Dan ever will.
@@calleocho2107 shoot just check 11:32 and read between the lines. He words everything to sound cool or weirdly professional, but we all know his reasoning lol
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Regardless of what you think of someone, it's good to give them a platform if for no other reason than to PROVE they suck. Also, he brings in viewers (clearly) so people will keep having him on their shows
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auto dislike for saying misagonistic ,dont say that world untill you have kids, i dont wanna watch you say or think about that word.
Phillion X Polish Zloty collab is what I was waiting for
I beleive Dan cries when he is alone. I have no proof, but no doubts either.
I'm such a co- co- cool guy!
Like big woe is me sobs, or quiet can’t let dad hear me cry? Cos I’m thinking it varies by the day.
While eating a gallon of cookie dough ice cream.
everyone does
Who don’t time to time
Dan’s like that guy that graduated highschool but still shows up to the highschool parties.
No he is not. He never graduated high school haha
@@michaelmagallanes3382 correction: he dropped out junior year of high school and still goes to the parties to this day
@@CadgerChristmasLightShow he really did?
Omg, he is Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused
I did that once then realized I can just go to the bar 🤣
I gotta say, his complete refusal to improve himself in any way over all the years and through all of the failures is pretty impressive.
Steadfastly batshit crazy.
Lol like my parents
Him and Steven Segal should be best friends!
I really quit my job of 2 years & 3 months so i could smoke weed on my RUclips channel full time 💀
There are no boundaries for him for personal growth
My ex was super into Dan. Thought he was a legend and talked super highly of him. I never really took the time to see what Dan was all about. Now I understand why my ex is indeed, my ex. *barf*
😂
Very strange how any guy who's in a relationship would idolize a guy like a creep like this. Every woman should consider it a red flag.
@@saddad6333 Agreed. If a man idolizes someone like Dan, that alone should be considered a red flag.
Very smart decision, people like dan, and people who like dan are genuinely baffling creatures.
i mean shit that really says alot about you based on the type of men you date, yikes these hoes for the dumpster fire
I can't believe we live in a world where pathetic individuals like Dan are actually followed and his 'lifestyle' is one that's sought after. It actually hurts my brain.
And what kind of lifestyle is worth pursuing in your opinion exactly?
@@siemniak not his.
@@PluckyUnderdog Lol I love how you didn't even answer his question. I'd rather live like Dan than live like a poor bastard
@@JoseRamirez-ew7vq honestly, I would rather live like a poor bastard
@@JoseRamirez-ew7vq good for you.
Tobey Maguire will always be cooler than Dan Bilzerian
Tobey actually owns up to his mistake not like this weird phony.
Tobey Maguires left testicle is much cooler than Dan.
Tobey is a bad dude!
@@loginyoass3771 why?
Bully maguire will destroy him
All the drugs he takes, and he’s had not one epiphany about being a narcissist.
That's what I'm trying to figure out. How tf is that possible to keep taking psilocybin and gain not ONE ounce of self-awareness???
He's definitely had several epiphanies but he's terrified of doubling back now because he's up to his eyes in lies he's unwilling to face the music.
@Renegade Dude had three heart attacks?? Lol what??
What is up with you people calling everyone you don't like narcissists? 😂
@@michaelhaydenbell I know people like that in real life. I think if your just too stupid doesn’t matter how much help you receive from psychedelics. Same reason why if you have a high capacity for self awareness even weed can show you what you need to / don’t want too see about yourself
I highly, highly doubt that Justin needed Dan’s help to get laid lmao
Dan needs help to get laid, I don’t think a single girl in his entire life has ever actually loved him
@High DDT mate come on...
@@caniborrowapencil5160 This. You almost...ALMOST feel sorry for him. Completely unable to make a genuine connection with people because he lives in this fantasy world.
@@caniborrowapencil5160 he definitely gets laid he looks like a chad
I feel sorry for him. His insecurity and loneliness is masked by this perception he has tried to create of himself.
I've met guys like Dan and it's always cringey hearing someone lie and know they are lying. Just listening to him you know he's coming up with it as he talks.
As Phil mentioned, Dan is 100% a walking caricature of himself and the prime example of a pathological liar; carrying on with these tall tales so much so that he actually believes he’s telling the truth. What I’m most shocked about is Goggins wanting anything to do with this joke of a shill.
Goggins is just another part of the alpha male grifter sphere , im sure he will show up to your podcast to say some word if you pay him enoguh
Because Goggins is a fraud himself. No one in the military likes him, he constantly references all the testing he passed but has basically no combat experience. Which they hate, the testing/screening isn’t even the hard part for them, combat is. And he’s used it to build this personal brand
imagine being in your 40s and talking like him, bragging about girls like you would brag and talk in high school....
He's a man child. Quite literally the least interesting person to ever roam the planet.
I didn't even talk about that in hs
@@JordanCWalker most men don’t either, which is what I find to be the funniest part of all this.
I had a coworker like him .. non stop talking about chicks. Like punctuating any interaction with making sure you know he's into girls. Highly suspect, not that there's anything wrong with being gay. But self-hating gays... Idk man .. unstable. Me and the boys used to call him "woman ass" ... Because he's into ass. Women ass, that is
My father in law is the same way and isn’t famous or rich. He has six dui and no license and is fired from every job for theft. Felon for check fraud and he brags about how he slept with millions of women and went on tour with Alice n chains and he can beat anyone’s ass. He really thinks people buy his stories it’s the most annoying shit ever
Dan is the person I will point to and tell my son "not like this"
🤣👏🏼
Be sure to give your boy plenty of good hugs as he grows up.
Pretty sure that’s one of the key elements to preventing our boys going the way of Dan
That's responsible parenting.
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access A hug a day, keeps Bilzerian away.
hAhHahAhaHahahA. Bilzerian is the future boogey monster from the epics. @@andromeda-p9966
Dans personality is like the the frattiest frat boy who ever lived going through a permanent midlife crisis constantly trying to prove himself to be something he can never be. Also why is he always wearing tiny shorts?
I think he likes his quads
Facts
Dan just wants to be a real boy!
who wears short shorts?
Dan does LOL
Bc of his insecurities!
without a trust fund this is the guy at walmart constantly making up stories about how amazing he is
This guy doesn't have a single redeeming quality. He's still young enough that people want to be around him. Ten years from now he's going to be a real lonely guy.
Nah hugh hefner got that too, women are so stipid they just care about money
hes so emotionally stunted he won't change..and he'll just get more and more disgusting. ew.
This guy should have his own Disney movie.... "Tall tales of Dan the garden gnome"
Brilliant, Brilliant 😆
As a Dan, I agree
garden gnome lmao
That sounds more like a Don Bluth film
Also featuring Keemstar
This guy's interview is literally "I'm rich from daddy's money and spend half of every day sleeping with 9s, it's a really tough life, please feel sympathy for me"
@Ashu Mishra sounds like a hollow existence
@Ashu Mishra no, it sounds like a pretty lame life tbh.
He was paying for prostitutes.
More like 4-7s. Tops lol
Is a 9 a real 9 is you have to pay for them/it?
This dude has never said a single true statement
Well he said at one point that he hadn't sought any help. I believe that
Lol and it’s just way too easy to see that he’s a compulsive liar.
Or had a genuine relationship
who, philion?
L
Dan was a Navy Seal. A cop. A playboy. A billionaire. An all time great poker player. A virtuoso guitar player. An architect. A painter. A sculptor. An inventor. And a reader of books. He's the Leonardo DaVinci of our time.
Please don't insult DaVinci like that.
Sure. In Dan Bilzerian's alternate universe. I'd believe Kim Kardashian is also a Madonna.
Absolutely he is a lawyer, a doctor, who does, laundry, dishwashing and clean toilets
and i am the clint eastwood and im telling you to shut up
Blud thinks he’s Johnny sins
"what did Toby MacGuire do to you?"
Everybody's favorite Spiderman is a adept and straight up agressive big shot poker gambler; a faker like Dan wouldn't stand a chance against him
Interviewer: “So you have felt tits before?”
Dan: “Yea, I have. So many of them.”
Interviewer: “What did they feel like?”
Dan: “You know, like, bags of…sand.”
lmfaoooooo
This is gold 😂😂😂
@Nathan Caveney that’s the joke!
@Nathan Caveney We all got the reference bro relax
@Nathan Caveney Thanks for ruining the joke/conversation
Dan is one of those guys that thinks he's just like American Psycho. He also thinks that that makes him super frickin cool.
Patrick Bateman is an absolute bad ass though.
@@onnol917 Cringe.... hope you grow outta that one
@@ac-fp9lx Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
@@ac-fp9lx dude for real? He is not a character to live up to but damn does it make for a great movie.
You come across as too stiff to enjoy anything in life, pretty darn cringe
wow that is so accurate
You can tell he’s lying about everything because he refuses to make eye contact when he answers questions up until he can plan out the lie and by the way he’s slouched down in the chair
Look, i hate Dan as much as anyone else w 2 braincells to rub together does, but body language is a really questionable approach to back up why he’s a liar
@@isabelateixeira3713 how about he's a known liar and the worse grifter around?
@@sliver7993 They aren't saying that he isn't a grifter or anything, they're just saying that using body language is just kinda stupid. Not everyone has the same body language.
Dan smelling like Gorgonzola cheese and an overheating PS4 is the best line I’ve heard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣
Dan is an example of just having money and nothing else.
Not even an actual personality.
@@Agencetourix couldn’t agree more. He sounds like a zombie when he talks.
@@RalphieMuskinyaarExactly.. its a constant monotone either to try & act humble, and/or because he's a zombie inside. The only real emotion was when he talked about growing up.. about Rocky eating egg yolks. It seemed like that was the only genuine thing he said lol
'I didn't really like Tobey Maguire' Now that's when you've carried it too far buddy
Bully Maguire would make this man child wet his pants
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
To be fair there are stories of Tobey pissing people off, especially those who have played poker or just worked with him
Tobey must have put some dirt in his eye.
Tobey = I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
"Dan Bilzerian didn't have a jawline so he asked his barber to sculpt one out of his beard." - Philion
I'm literally fucking dying here.
SHOW US YOUR CHIN DAN
"literally"
facts. he looks like a juiced out adam sandler when he’s clean-shaved.
@@jilliansmaniotto2326lmao
When the hell did they film this? How does literally everyone not know by now that he's just a con artist?
I've wondered the same thing. Its hilarious.
Lol his dad was too
Because these days people rarely search for the truth. Even if it’s shown directly to their face a lot of people will just deny it so they can continue believing what fits their narrative or what their friends or family things is right. People are afraid to think for themselves. They allow their thoughts to be created by outside influences.
Think not things *
Half the people I work with haven't seen Terminator 2... That's how oblivious people, especially the younger gen, really are.
I couldn’t imagine a worse existence than being the dad of one of the girls following around Dan and hearing him explain that your daughter is nothing less than like a pair of sneakers to Dan to just switch around. Also Dan saying anybody came up to him for a part in movie instead of him begging them to let him be in a movie is one of the funniest things he said.
Edit: Why does Dan most of the time look like he’s about to pop. Man looks constipated.
The man is likely emotionally constipated, as well ... but would never step foot into a therapist's office, as he ego/super ego won't let him ...
And yes, if I was a father of one of the girls that he uses as sneakers, I don't know whether to be pissed, or try and get her out, and into cult de-programming therapy, as Dan has definitely got something cultish going on with him ...
[But on a serious note, there seems to be no life, no joy; even when he laughs, as my late dad use to say, some people laugh, but there is no glitter in their eyes from that joy ... just a blank look behind them ...
Also if you listen to videos of/by literal Navy SEALS, that not only passed BUD/s, but has been on deployment, Dan is not just joke, but an utter embarrassment to the USSOCOM community, especially whom, to quote Lincoln, "gave their last full measure of devotion ..." ...]
Dan is so funny because he's like a real life GTA character. He'd fit in really well, this Uber rich and incredibly fragile narcissist who you'd see crying in his office or getting berated by his dad or something
This guy is a literal caricature of himself.
He is so "small" I trusted he went broke or something
He’s a GTA 5 character.
@K10 Dan
@K10 Dan
It's just amazing how far liars and frauds can go in society.
Its like there are just as many people who want it to be true so they can live this crazy never ending party life style vicariously, its that sigma grindset
This
People live for the hopes that “one day it’ll be me”, so they don’t question, criticize, or scrutinize absolute dregs to society.
Welcome to capitalism, where if you're willing to abandon all morality you can be filthy rich
his dad made the money got caught for fraud and put it in his trust fund hes just a good liar to kids his dads the real og scammer
I bet Dan would trade that all in for a single hug from his mom and an " I'm proud of you, Son "
Rah that’s deep😭😂
That's rather sad, he deserves some pity. Why did he get famous? Idiots giving him attention! Why are we all here? Giving him attention!
Yes, and he will remember it during his last moments too.
We all would bro, mom hugs are priceless.
Asshole I spit my coffe!!!! I’m still laughing at this!
Dan Bilzerian's tax evasion scheme works as follows:
His fathers trust fund money goes to his company that is paying for his lifestyle. This way, whatever Dan's company spends on his lifestyle is tax deductible. If the trust fund money went to him directly, it would be income for which he would have to pay income tax. So that is why Ignite is hemorrhaging money.
It’s so funny how Dan just spews bullshit until he gets to talking about steroids and lifting. Then he’s very cautious and warns against overtraining/under recovering and taking gear without understanding it and getting your health checked
There's no universe where Dan is even mildly good at sex
He doesn’t have to be. He is paying for it.
You must be joking! I heard Danny B can finish in ten seconds flat. He's pulling his pants up before you've even got your socks off.
Chu jus mad cuz he Richa than youz
@@dannyboydeluxfromthebigitybay he didn’t earn his money. in fact i’m pretty sure he’s still in debt. I see no reason to like him, but many reasons to dislike
@@chokonnit7337 I was being sarcastic when I said that
Is Dan always in control, or is he an addict? Those things cannot co-exist
In his delicate brain they do. It's Dan's world lol
Addicted to control? Fuck i dunno, you can't believe anything this guy says.
Entrepreneur 🍿🔫 lol... #datpart #danblizerianLiar
Or is he just a liar lol
Addicts believe they are in control.
I’m pretty sure the people who consume dan bilzerians content aren’t people who actively read books lol.
They'll listen to it at 5x speed during their epic morning routines.
@@KlaximumSkroeft Keep up the Sigma grind.
@@FarazMazhar 😂😂😂👌
If they did they’d know to avoid people like him lol
Lets not be too mean here, they probably also read alot of Tim Robbins and ty lopez type books
There's a part of me that thinks ol' Dan here is playing an Andy Kaufman-level game and is just fucking with us. He's essentially a human Fyre Festival.
Holy shit this would be insane. Love a good Andy Kaufman reference, He's no Tony Clifton, but he's funny.
I think he's really sincere in this interview. I truly believe he is suffering from a lack of meaning in life and being treated as he has portrayed himself previously but now he senses he needs to make a change and find some purpose with his life and he's struggling with it all. Getting away from his image and reputation is really hard in itself, but I'm quite sure he is suffering inside and as someone in the comments said, probably does cry in his loneliness at times. It would make sense, he has no kids or real family bonds it seems, just casual and shallow relationships with no aim or purpose. That will absolutely make you depressed, especially when you have all the things he has but no one to share it with.
That's his choice though, whether he knows it or not, it's up to him to allow people into his life that would allow real kinship
Honestly the most unbelievable part of this is that Dan supposedly has a Quualude plug in 2021
Okay, thank you! I thought the exact same thing. Either he watched Wolf of Wall Street too many times or he’s not taking what he thinks he’s taking.
@@ladystoneheart8155 agreed
Yeah you cannot get ludes anymore. The last time I came across one was in 97’
I caught that too lije wtf
That's what I was thinking lol
Theory: Dan is actually a virgin and is just overcompensating
He has a small wiener and ED. That is what he is overcompensating
Proof: he has his own shitty energy drink
What's wrong with virgins tho?
@@xCarbonBlack nothing when they don't act like this
@@xCarbonBlack so manny things
Hating on this guy is my guilty little pleasure. I'm so glad he's back
Is it because he's like your dark reflection? 😉
A small dose of schadenfreude can be healthy sometimes . ;)
It's weird because I kind of feel it with Kardashian family. I don't want bad for anyone,never but I probably saw many videos on them and how many people's career they destroyed
Dan; I just had like 18 shots last night. Also Dan; I love mushrooms and quaaludes. Also also Dan; My nutrition is super on point.
Me; I’d like to watch him get punched in the face
I've got a trans sister, so... Gotta admit, when he said 'i'm on HRT', that hit me like a fucking brick.
Wat?
Hormone Replacement Therapy
My favorite topic on RUclips. Dan 'The Marine/Poker Player' Fraudzarian
The cop also
Y’all are mad your watching dans life on a screen instead of living it 😂
@@SmooveClipsss you actually envy Dan’s life? I certainly don’t. But it’s sad to see there’s people who actually think he’s cool and wanna live his life
@@sebastiancuadros5257 😂😂 dude is mad rich with mad girls and a huge house with over 40 million followers on ig like if someone offered you that to be your life you’d take it in a Heartbeat 😂😂
@@SmooveClipsss well your last name makes sense, that's all cap son.
he says the problem with sleeping with so many women is they all want your time but you know he was paying them. If you needed more free time stop paying women to come over and sleep with you?
None of his whiny complainbragging makes any sense
They should show the clip of him desperately trying to act like law enforcement at the Vegas shooting, and the cops telling him to gtfo
His facial hair jaw line had me crying i was laughing so hard
"I don't know why people give this man a platform."
Proceeds to give this man a platform.
Lmao It's funny cause It's true
He is but he's atleast disagreeing with his bs
Shoutout graham he’s really good at disarming subjects so it doesn’t become a joke. Dan is insufferable but GB actually got a half decent convo out of this.
@A Z maths says max. Heart says lewis
Your definition of “half decent convo” is very different than mine.
@@Mmmmilo you went to Graham’s site and listened to the full interview? You have to be a member to do that - which I’m sure you knew/are given your position. That said, perfectly healthy to have different ideas of things, no?
It had the energy of your confrontational buddy talking to the friend who always makes shit up. Like he didn’t want to embarrass him but he was pushing his answers just enough that we could see the bullshit
Never trust a man who shaves his beard to give himself a jawline
Ur just mad his facial features are million light years better than yours bud.
@@whitehawk7128 Please be joking lad. Only double digit IQ monkeys think that looks good
@@whitehawk7128 tf?
@@whitehawk7128 You're a bit confused
@@AmazingZelgius Sure beta, you are a hater
I love how he acknowledges how alcohol is tough on the body, but claims his alternative is qualudes. Like, OK buddy, none of us have access to qualudes since the 1970s
LoL thank you
So are qualudes like totally gone??.. and no one recreate them anywhere
@@Zhekadimus Not legitimately but there are labs that make them in mexico and india. But on the street one is more likely to get sold some fake generic barbiturate under that name.
you can buy them from south africa
Is he saying you should do them?
Personalities like Dan's aren't welcomed in the military elite. Plain and simple. Yes, you must be physically and mentally committed, but you also have to be socially committed. When you're not liked by your team, you won't make it. The brash, egotistical, meathead, "fuck it" style behavior that we consistently see in Dan is not team material. Even though the elite military units are mostly made famous from their extreme levels of training, anyone can become smarter and stronger. The training is intimidating, but it's not as hard as you think it is. What actually separates the military elite from other units, is their extraordinary level of trust and commitment among the team members; like-minded individuals who share a common goal. Ultimately, this is why Dan never made it.
The guys in training with him told the media he was an egomaniac and obsessed with his image. He was also beyond selfish, according to them, which, I 100% believe. Idc if you can lift 600 pounds with ease and run a mile in 15 seconds and have John Wick gun skills. It's about selfless team work.
Only the best can kill ppl for the government, good
They're all liars. Many are like this. It was probably not quite gay enough for him.
@@RWBprototype they murder each other to sell drugs.
The fact that Philion laughs at his own jokes makes so much a difference in that genuinely awesome 'always giving it us straight off the dome' type model of his videos.
Gotta love after he told the Vegas cop “look at my creds” the cop said “I don’t fucking know you” and then Dan decided to jump in the cop truck and sit there pouting 🤣🤣🤣
I would love to see a hidden camera show that just follows Dan around when the "official" cameras are turned off. To see what happens in the minutes before and after the shoot is over. When the girls are allowed to leave. When Dan is left in that big sterile terribly decorated "adult playground" by himself. Just to see how many layers of fake there are.
I think this guy makes every girl sign a declaration that they won't sue him for his actions
Reminder: This is an interview of a 40 year old and not a 16 year old kid.
I just discovered your channel and I love it. You're the type of person I watch here and feel like I'm in the same room as. I'm laughing with you !
Never trust a man that wears his beard to cover up his jawline.
why?
@@lucasomeister2823 keemstar ,
Aww I do that
He looks like he is trying to be the Chad Wojak so badly but looks like a bloated greasy casino pit boss instead
@@LiveLife1DayatATimee
Damn, killshot
Dan Blazerian’s character dialogue tree has like 4 branches 😂
Dan talking about his ex is classic "untreated Narc talking about his untreated BPD ex"
What?
@@Michaelengelmann untreated narcissist (Dan)
Untreated Borderline personality disorder (his ex)
@@LiveLife1DayatATimee exactly
I would question the bpd part. Narcs feed on control, you cannot control a bpd person. Instead they need a mentally stable person, who however has self esteem issues. I've heard this story many times from narcs - my ex was crazy, my ex was a lier and cheater, she had a drinking problem and promised not to drink but failed. All bs! Basically the prick forbids her from hanging out without him or having fun and when she disobeys calls it alcohol problem. Tries to alienate her from friends to cut her support network and when she disobeys he will come up with some nonsensical cheating accusation. And of course she is crazy, that is just a low hanging fruit of excuses of why she was crying, arguing and left him. Litherally seen this unfolds a number of times with friends of mine and it follows this pattern every time. Narcissists are in fact super predictable, so are their victims.
@@ekaterinastaneva9922 I see what you mean and I agree that this could very much be the case. However, it's no secret that Dan is a Narc, and any woman who wants to be with a guy like him HAS to have issues of her own. He isn't a random dude who plays nice guy and turn controlling inside the relationship, he actually makes a lot of money from being a Narc all the time in front of everyone. There is no surprise after the fact that he is a narc.
Do you think a healthy person could get with him? I don't think so.
That being said, a lot of codependent ends up with NPD/BPD partners. I just really think his "type" IS young untreated BPD women. He even said he has relationship with women who come to fuck him when they are sick of their BF...how NPD/BPD is that for you?
I'm sure some codependent try to get with him, but he gets bored of them quick. With untreated BPD, he can control the fact that he has a lot of drama triangles in his life, entertaining him out of boredom AND making him feel sooooo damn hot and unique from all the lovebombing phases he go through, one after the other.
NPDs don't necessarily need control over others directly, all they really want is control of their image and control of the drama. He can cycle women all the time so he has that control almost 100% of the time.
I feel for Dan and will defend him for a moment... Most tik tocker's, instagrammers, etc. feel like Dan. Dan just says everything out loud.
Not Dan lowkey being a great ambassador for safer sexual practices. I really wish more guys and people in general were like that, honestly. These days, no one cares if you sleep around just be safe as possible as consistently as you can and get checked often as you can. It's not that difficult.
Bro, did you even watch the video?
@Dan Mojave If someone isnt in a relationship, its consensual and it's all safe than you aren't trash. Shaming people for exploring themselves sexually is what leads to problems. Not everyone sleeps around, but those who do deserve just as much respect as any other person as long as they aren't an asswipe.
@@commissarthorne3894 I can probably answer this for OP. It's either
1. No.
2. Yes, but I completely misunderstood what Dan said.
@@APOCALIPTICLIZARD no, it’s gross
that and he had a point about alcohol. i'd take an edible over drinking and a hangover any day
Philion has turned his skill of patiently listening to ass clowns into a career. You're stronger than me man🤣 I would've turned this interview off after 8 seconds
The look on Philion's face when they're talking about condom's in the bathroom is priceless.
already binged the 3 other videos on this lunatic a longgg time ago. you made my cold heart very happy by posting this. thanks king.
I saw your colab with Coffeezilla. I came to your channel and love it! I’ve been going through a depressive episode and this really helped cheer me. Thanks
You gotta get this guy and Andrew Tate in the same room. RUclips gold.
Philion 25+ min videos = top tier Philion content
its absolutely sick seeing genuine people still doing their thing on this platform. Thank. God.
Lol who? PhilionFit is genuine?? Niga plz....
@@whitehawk7128 cope
@@whitehawk7128 I think he meant Dan Bilzerian
@@ottoweininger8156 Dan is the man
@@whitehawk7128 I feel sorry for you mate. You must be a 16 years old virgin who thinks Dan is the real deal. :D Go and get a life
I'm completely willing to accept the steroid-condom story, bc (if true) it shows, that Dan is a completely broken man, who is so desensitized to any positive human experience, that he even turned to illegal shit just as a 'fun' distraction.
Actual probs to the women he's surrounding himself with. I fully condone them taking advantage off of Dan and living at his (daddy's) expense, bc beside him having occasional sex, he's probably just sitting there completely apathetic for the rest of the time and/or is doing drugs. If he's being abusive and violent, that's ofc. a totally different story.
dude its called having fun, maybe u should try it
@@jakecharlessmith that’s not fun lmao, its sad and pathetic
His dad STOLEN money. I wish those models, creditors and employee he 'rightfully fired' dry his bank accounts
i mean he did throw a bitch off the roof and break her leg on impact.
@@simonadkins8696 woosh
Dan Bilzerian needs to hide his babyface behind a geometric beard while Philion looks like a Greek god.
This man really used a welding torch to sculpt his beard
I thought the title was "dan bilzarian passed away" at first glance...got scared the legend left us
As big a legend as coath hemingway?
Our boy Phil got Marine Jamesons Travels backing him up on that Dan Bilzerian b.s.🤣🤣
" I just enjoy Phil commentary" especially on s*** that normally wouldn't want to see. Makes it bearable.. 😂
At 18:22 when Philion appears in the bubble on screen, and you could see his reaction to Ball-Sack-Zerian’s steroid story I lost it 😂🤣
Lol I was in the Navy 9 years. We'd always get guys who would say, "Yeah, I was in BUD/S, but I broke my leg/blew out my knee/(insert BS reason here), so I couldn't finish." "So, they rolled you back to the next class, like they did everyone else that actually did injure themselves?" "Uhhhhh....." If all the guys who said they went through BUD/S actually went through BUD/S, the SEALs would have more men than the Marines.
The setup..."Get carried by your criminal father", the end.
Imagine him having the time of his life and you, ordering takeaway is the highlight of your day.
if dan ever drops an album i hope he calls it "misogynistic manchild"
Bro, it's not that deep just "cap" would be perfect.
How is Dan misogynistic tho?
@@jalijah03 I would say he’s the opposite because he’s actually positively obsessed with women.
He's a total manchild with the emotional depth of a cockroach.
If there is one positive to dan, its this:
Daddy's money is finite
For real... once daddy's fortune is spent and he's long dead, Dan will end up homeless
My man Philion out here treating women like a pair of uggs, just one nice pair, kept dry, and well cared for.
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that Quaaludes (or any drug with methaqualone in it) haven’t been manufactured since like 1983? Like there is literally no possible way he gave Justin Bieber a Quaalude at a party, they stopped being made literally a decade before the dude was even born.
The Bensinger dude is like, "This is the interview tied to my career?" "What the Hell!" "I'll never get a serious interview now."
Dan’s book is going high atop my bookshelf, right next to my bottle of sweet baby ray’s bbq sauce
Dan: I'll never see myself getting married, you only get married if you want a kid.
Also Dan: Ye i can see myself having a kid.
I pray he never has kids!
@@calboy2 Ye, end the genetic lineage
Watching philion slowing decending into insanity as he watches more and more of this creature has made this day better 😂
Bruh the segue from the vid to the sponsor bit is always smooth lol. Thanks for the video glhf
Yoooo he even set up a rule with his screener that if the girls want to sleep with him they have to be proactive, meaning he's so SCARED of rejection that he won't actually make moves on them. Every King in this comment section right now has more swagger than Dan ever will.
Lol I gota read this. Where’s the source?
@@calleocho2107 shoot just check 11:32 and read between the lines. He words everything to sound cool or weirdly professional, but we all know his reasoning lol
Like every promiscuous guy he's just dead inside.
You killed me with that “gotta catch them all” jingle😂😂😂
NATTY DADDY DROPPED A NEW VIDEO LET'S SUPPORT TOKYO DRIFTING TO 1 MILLION BOYS
appreciate the work you put into your content philion, please never stop, start a patreon or something
"My nutrition is super on point" but also "had 18 shots last night"
Damn Dan Bilzerian just has the strongest Sociopath vibes. Every time I hear him speak my sociopath alarm goes off
The Third Eye is looking gorgeous today.
This dude has watched “Wolf of Wall Street” one too many times.
Regardless of what you think of someone, it's good to give them a platform if for no other reason than to PROVE they suck. Also, he brings in viewers (clearly) so people will keep having him on their shows
If someone told me this interview was some comedy sketch I would believe it, it's hard to believe he is a real person not a character.