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And big bro Kintoki to keep them on the straight and semi-narrow. And of course, we have big daddy Herakles. There are plenty of servants that keep Chaldea up and running.
Mordred: This is my Father, King Arthur Gudao: According to Wikipedia, King Arthur is your uncle. Mordred: Yes, that is correct. Gudao: that sounds mess up.
I was hoping we'd bump into Jack the Ripper. It's thanks to shows like Nobunagun that had me hooked on the concept behind him. Oh, well. At least we got England Hercules, Lancelot and Frankenstein! Assuming we all mean Jack The Ripper when we said Murder doctor. If not, then I guess it was just me. Sorry...
@@sprig_gen “Tales of his legendary cooking skills and his short temper is then recorded into the Throne of Heroes...” - OtakuDaikun in the future probably
@@Wimplo86 " and after encountering EMIYA in chaldea EMIYA challenges him and uses unlimited blades work to summon the finest kitchen utensils for the grand cooking challenge." Special event. Only if you have both servents.
You joke about Berzerkers actually being civilized behind their roars, but Lu Bu is actually incredibly polite & motivational to Hakuno when they translate his roars into English
I really hope Bazett becomes a Pseudo Servant Rider possessed by Aoife, Scathach's sister and the the mother of Cu Chulainn's son Connla. Make it happen!
I don't know; why is King ARTHUR and Mordred a girl, and why is Nobunaga wearing Nazi clothes? the answer is Fate don't care about staying completely faithful.
Next time you give us a tour, make sure to lock away Blackbeard tightly. In a stronger cage, with the key lock thrown away and have some Casters put up some barriers around him.
Did someone say futanari magic???? Darn it, you caught me off guard DaiKun, just got my np2 memelin from the recent banner which I would overuse, if I have extra gears to get the red button!!!
@AuraAether X I could actually let you use mine from support if your memelin rolls fail to nab him, but you'll have to wait for a while since I need 8 more gears for 2nd ascencion and a ton of 4* balls to get the buster meme button, if you're fine with a 6/1/6 np2 memelin on support.
Love Irish accent shishou and seeing fate Blackbeard makes me appreciate assassins creed black beard more our Chaldeas would why can’t we have that black beard instead of the one we got
@@WyseWalker yeah the luck some times Is weird, the last week i roll for Merlín, and i got Enkidu (was not a bad thing ,but a was a little disapointing)
You forgot the part where Hans, Jekyll, Nursery Rhyme, Tristan, and Elizabeth the Brave are playing D&D with Shakespeare as the DM. Emiya & proto Arthur have a cook off against one another with Tamamo as the judge. And of course you missed the fact that Karna, Gawain, and Ozymandias praising the sun, Quetlquatil
Kintoki: That wasn't very golden of you to not feature me in the tour.. *pats Kintoki's back* "Don't worry Kintoki, you'll get your time in the spotlight someday.. at least Mordred was featured in there.."
Mordred is always best girl/son/knight, and I would love to see someone do a rewrite of stay/night with mordred as shirous servant, can you imagine her walking around the school in her street clothes, or trying to get shirou to drink beer?
Can you imagine if Shirou summoned Berserker Spartacus though? I’m pretty sure it’s been mentioned they would actually get pretty well so so wanna say how that would play out.
05:02 wow thank you :D now I know why his head is that of white lion :D its because Disney stole Kimba from Japan ;D Just like Edison stole patterns from Tesla ;D
My biggest questions are: a) How did you preoccupy Shuten to keep her from messing with you during the tour? and b) What did you have to promise to keep the nymphos (Kiyohime, Serenity and Mama Raikou) calm through the filming?
There was actually a rumour going around a while ago that Diarmuid was going to have a new summer skin this year. It was frogsuit which, while looking stupid, made his masters happy. This is due to Summer Diarmuid keking them instead of cucking them as a result of the skin's personality change
wow its nice that we all love AC/DC even Tesla and Edison can't argue about it :) ...... ...... ...... ...... I still hate Edison for stealing his patterns and inventions though ;(
"Hey You! There's only room for one master posing as Travis Touchdown and thats me!" *Dragon Suplex* (Btw Dai how come Helena Blavatsky wasn't in that scene with Edison and Tesla? she's usually with them most of the time)
@@TaigaXsenpai "Faker? I think you're the fake otaku assassin around here. You're comparing yourself to me.. Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!" *Unviels a beam katana in each hand* "You wanna play?" *activates them both* "Let's Play! It's Game Time, Fuck Head!!"
@@alextatakai1155 "I see you are not afraid to get embarassed yourself with f**** sonic references. I guess there is just more about you than just my pretty face ;) "I don't need two katana to take you down!! Prepare to taste excalibur Naomi polished for me ;)" Beam katana clash! Kick you , and german suplex you.
Ohmigod, the irony. Just when Edison showed up and the guy was like "This is..." I got an add for electrical cables. Thought it was part of the video for a second it was so well timed.
This was ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!! I busted a lung reading this. My sides still hurt from the after effects. Thanks Dai-Kun for bringing this to us. Sadly this Chaldean fun ends at the LBs. Things get real sad and heartbreaking when that happens. Real struggle causing planetary genocide murdering billions.
Don't forget Adult Shirou Emiya (Actually Satan in one unofficial version), resident chef and easily triggered by the mere presence his idiotic younger self.
6:57: Yeah that has now officially been made a thing. The latest Alter Ego class servant is Manannán mac Lir or in other words Bazett as a Pseudo-Servant
Most accurate description of Memelin. Ever. And we're not yet even 2 minutes in. :V 3:40 Best Evergreen Meme. You've done Chaldea a great service. :v 8:20 Eugh. A Pokeball isn't gonna cut it for this creeper. A cannonball would be more preferable.
2:25 Clearly not a Fergus fanboy. Did you not see him, in the Valentine's chocolate special. 'I sleep with mostly women'. Maybe Cu could tell you more about that drill, since you are asking😘🍹
This is pretty good! Not all of the jokes landed for me personally but they go by quick enough as to not overstay their welcome. Would definitely be interested in more experimental videos like this.
will you do another tour when more servants get introduced? with Doctors ward, Greek Training Room, Kids Corner, Chaldea Kitchen, Villains Bar, Prayer Room and Art Room and lastly the mysterious FGO Learning Room
Didn't see Jack, Nursery Rhyme and Kid Gil going around trying to play pranks on Servants. Wait. That could be a different episode. CHILDREN OF CHALDEA or KIDS OF CHALDEA or CHALDEAN KIDS
7:00 Ayo, Angry Mango. I've come from the future, and it took them being acquired by Aniplex, but Delight Works have indeed woke up. Your former master, Bazett, is back home in Chaldea.
This video took a lot of time to create. If you find it funny, definitely share it, comment, like, all that jazz. I have no idea how this video will perform in the algorithm.
Jazzz
dai sensei you should have contacted the Chaldea Gurus my boss Musaki would have love to help you.
This was SOOOO hilarious I couldn’t choose which one was the most hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OtakuDaiKun We need part 2/1.5 with some of the servants you missed
Or just do ‘deleted scenes’ of servants that got cut for reasons unknown
I loved it! Could you make in the future something like a "Everyday Life in Chaldea"? I could imagine this with the given humor you used here
The only reason Chaldea hasn’t gone to hell is because of best house wife Emiya
You forgot Boudica. And Mama Raikou who's taking care of all the kids.
yep his cooking saves the world ;)
And big bro Kintoki to keep them on the straight and semi-narrow. And of course, we have big daddy Herakles. There are plenty of servants that keep Chaldea up and running.
The guy who knows things don’t forget old Grandpa keeping things from really going to hell
@@spirz4557
Pretty sure it's Atalanta adopting all the kids not Raikou.
Scathach with a Scottish accent. Per-fec-tion.
Irish, I believe.
@@suiren9473 Scathach is from Scotland.
@@spirz4557 Just checked, mb.
Like the Scottish Girl meme from Pokemon Sword and Shield!
@@SapphireMeteor Shishou is the Scottish Pokemon Trainer's ancestor confirmed !
“Nobu is her own species.”
Yeah, can’t argue with that XD
Mordred: This is my Father, King Arthur
Gudao: According to Wikipedia, King Arthur is your uncle.
Mordred: Yes, that is correct.
Gudao: that sounds mess up.
“But Gilga.. I’d die for you”
My favorite line from this video
I'd rather he not so I can still your know ehm...*B a n g*
Gil: LETS US MAKE OUT LIKE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!
( Proceeds to fuck Enkidu infront of Illya )
🤣
@@captainvalourous6668 because gil
Scathach's bit absolutely destroys me lmfao
Also agree on the Bazett bit, give my boi Angra his best friend already!
Yeah Scathach's bit had me just dying. It was beautiful.
Well if you have been paying attention, you just got your wish. The latest pseudo-servant is Bazett, holding the spirit origins of Mannman mac lir.
Wait a minute chaldea has a cafeteria and an emergency room so where is best mom cook and murder doctor
When Ramsey dies hell be the one in charge of the cafeteria
i agree
I was hoping we'd bump into Jack the Ripper. It's thanks to shows like Nobunagun that had me hooked on the concept behind him. Oh, well. At least we got England Hercules, Lancelot and Frankenstein! Assuming we all mean Jack The Ripper when we said Murder doctor. If not, then I guess it was just me. Sorry...
@@sprig_gen “Tales of his legendary cooking skills and his short temper is then recorded into the Throne of Heroes...”
- OtakuDaikun in the future probably
@@Wimplo86 " and after encountering EMIYA in chaldea EMIYA challenges him and uses unlimited blades work to summon the finest kitchen utensils for the grand cooking challenge."
Special event. Only if you have both servents.
You joke about Berzerkers actually being civilized behind their roars, but Lu Bu is actually incredibly polite & motivational to Hakuno when they translate his roars into English
Futanari magic.
You did not pull your punch with that one.
Also that bit with Scathach and the alters were funny.
3:50 How you heard zerkers at bond 1
4:01 How you heard zerkers at bond 10
Would be freaking nice
Is this a joke or u can actually translate it?
@@justindalton8701 Unfortunetly it's just a joke.
@@darkspeed54
I got a joke for you
So a dinosaur, a Splatoon inkling, and Dio all walk into Chaldea
“COME! Let us make out in the floor like the friends we are!”
“That’s not supposed to be on camera”
That Gilgamesh laugh was pretty spot on. Wouldn't mind seeing Altera sing and dance to Bad, too.
Artoria would like you to summon the Burger King
This explains why I got most of the Artorias. There's a BK across the street from me
Tis the mighty, noble and generous King of the Feasts!
Edit: Spelling
Mordred and Artoria would empty the place of their food
@@bigchungus9615 you know you could also summon kiritsugu with some burger
@@bigchungus9615 that explains a lot
Those nobu's no matter which version will always be super cute
R.O.M.E IS HERE FOR VICTORY!
I want this so bad, love video otaku.
"They all are mine, mind you."
Wait what.... Are you opening a harem Dai-kun?
Frosty But... I was being Ritsuka. That said my FGO has a great collection of waifu.
@@OtakuDaiKun These are words to live by. Most accurate description of my Guda/FGO
@@OtakuDaiKun Even Dudes? XD
Frosty I tend to call them husbando
@@OtakuDaiKun lol
I really hope Bazett becomes a Pseudo Servant Rider possessed by Aoife, Scathach's sister and the the mother of Cu Chulainn's son Connla. Make it happen!
Ron2Millionare That would be a smart idea.
I still can't believe that Scathach nearly killed Cu Chulainn by beating him so hard for banging her sister 😅
SHE IS HEEEEERE
@@meunomeelucas8489 Yeah, but she's not Aoife.
Ok, but why was *Hercules* British?
"Indeed!"
I don't know; why is King ARTHUR and Mordred a girl, and why is Nobunaga wearing Nazi clothes? the answer is Fate don't care about staying completely faithful.
@@jogill2568 I feel like I should clarify that nobunagas clothes are more based around imperial japan than the n@zies
Next time you give us a tour, make sure to lock away Blackbeard tightly.
In a stronger cage, with the key lock thrown away and have some Casters put up some barriers around him.
Thank you for having us over!!
This was tons of fun to do ♥
ALSO YOUR BLACKBEARD VOICE IS A+++
RedVelvetVA This was a blast. I may do more^^
I thought Merlin's income came from his massive SALT mines?
Did someone say futanari magic???? Darn it, you caught me off guard DaiKun, just got my np2 memelin from the recent banner which I would overuse, if I have extra gears to get the red button!!!
Ryan Angelo Buan I’m still hoping to roll Merlin while the banner is up.
@AuraAether X I could actually let you use mine from support if your memelin rolls fail to nab him, but you'll have to wait for a while since I need 8 more gears for 2nd ascencion and a ton of 4* balls to get the buster meme button, if you're fine with a 6/1/6 np2 memelin on support.
Love Irish accent shishou and seeing fate Blackbeard makes me appreciate assassins creed black beard more our Chaldeas would why can’t we have that black beard instead of the one we got
Either AC Black Beard or PoC Black Beard
"In a World without gold, we might have been heroes!"
4:20 I just can't take it my dude they are so duking ADORABLE
Scathach with the accent killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My experience with angra was weird. I got him the same day I rolled Merlin in a single.
I got Angra the second FP roll in the game
@@azurered4417 I wish I got him then, I would have enough bones to feed his weird ass cravings.
@@WyseWalker am waiting for a second Angra (how posibly never came) and maybe i going to give him a grial
@@azurered4417 I'm not even gonna press my luck for a second one, especially somehow I got him right after joking about it.
@@WyseWalker yeah the luck some times Is weird, the last week i roll for Merlín, and i got Enkidu (was not a bad thing ,but a was a little disapointing)
Martha will give everyone FAITH AND PRAYER(names of her fists)
I use my 10 free summon tickets to see if I got artoria Lancer alter and instead astolfo came.
That's a victory still
Got Merlin
7:39 I'm suprised BB didn't hack the WHOLE DAMN RUclips just to interfere this part
veristas That’s a great idea!
Okay, I absolutely love this XD
Masters giving a tour of how their Chaldeas are in their time lines XD
You forgot the part where Hans, Jekyll, Nursery Rhyme, Tristan, and Elizabeth the Brave are playing D&D with Shakespeare as the DM.
Emiya & proto Arthur have a cook off against one another with Tamamo as the judge.
And of course you missed the fact that Karna, Gawain, and Ozymandias praising the sun, Quetlquatil
Kintoki: That wasn't very golden of you to not feature me in the tour..
*pats Kintoki's back*
"Don't worry Kintoki, you'll get your time in the spotlight someday.. at least Mordred was featured in there.."
6:14 remember: "it’s not gay if it’s clay."
Bros before hos
You can have my like just for Scottish accent Scathach
Mordred is always best girl/son/knight, and I would love to see someone do a rewrite of stay/night with mordred as shirous servant, can you imagine her walking around the school in her street clothes, or trying to get shirou to drink beer?
jon erikson Mordred would probably kill Shirou if he says, "a girl shouldn't be holding a sword"
Can you imagine if Shirou summoned Berserker Spartacus though? I’m pretty sure it’s been mentioned they would actually get pretty well so so wanna say how that would play out.
@@thirdplanet4471 but he has no problem with artoria using it so I doubt he would say that
jon erikson In the fate route of the visual novel Shirou said to Artoria that he didn't feel comfortable with a girl holding a sword
That would be really really fznny
Was not expecting that Scath bit. Well played sir, well played
Hey HOW DARE YOU TRY THANOS MY PRECIOUS ENKIDU you 🤬
05:02 wow thank you :D now I know why his head is that of white lion :D
its because Disney stole Kimba from Japan ;D
Just like Edison stole patterns from Tesla ;D
Holy shi-- my mind is blown
I hate to admit it but that could literally be the reason
Rag tag team-
Says the master who has some of the most powerful Kings and legends
Wow...I have no words for what I just watched. It was awesome! The Nobo thing was hysterical along with the Scathach and Merlin bits.
not gonna lie, you got my like at Oprah Merlin
"LET US MAKE OUT LIKE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!" that line is glorious.
It is histories best line
My biggest questions are:
a) How did you preoccupy Shuten to keep her from messing with you during the tour?
and b) What did you have to promise to keep the nymphos (Kiyohime, Serenity and Mama Raikou) calm through the filming?
NRawk That’s a good point. There could be a sequel.
Now that’s the quality content we all subbed for, waiting for part two!
My... I like it, can't say more I'm speechless, hilariously amazing!!!
This is amazing, this is 1 of the many great things I subbed for, thank you DaiKun
I loved Altera's part the best
"Nobu's her own species"
....I am NOT even going to ask
4:54 When did All Might become a heroic spirit?
Wouldn't thay makes sense though?
Reverse Dipper Pines that’s what happened when he fucked the MGM lion.
There was actually a rumour going around a while ago that Diarmuid was going to have a new summer skin this year. It was frogsuit which, while looking stupid, made his masters happy. This is due to Summer Diarmuid keking them instead of cucking them as a result of the skin's personality change
Also, I love how Illya kinda just skids into frame
Really hoping you do another including more Illya and possibly some Kuro, Kiara and BB
4:00 that… is actually how I’d imagine Heracles would speak if he wasn’t pissed off all the time.
Dank_Smirk 2nd Channel Then there’s me, just wondering why the Greek and the Frenchmen are speaking in an English Accent
I wish angra mainyu would answer my summons
wow its nice that we all love AC/DC
even Tesla and Edison can't argue about it :)
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I still hate Edison for stealing his patterns and inventions though ;(
Loc K Ironically I don’t personally care for their music. That’s just me though.
"Hey You! There's only room for one master posing as Travis Touchdown and thats me!"
*Dragon Suplex*
(Btw Dai how come Helena Blavatsky wasn't in that scene with Edison and Tesla? she's usually with them most of the time)
@@alextatakai1155 "you wish to take this living anime paradise away from me"
Turn on my beam katana
"prepare for head transplant FAKER!!"
@@TaigaXsenpai "Faker? I think you're the fake otaku assassin around here. You're comparing yourself to me.. Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!"
*Unviels a beam katana in each hand*
"You wanna play?"
*activates them both*
"Let's Play! It's Game Time, Fuck Head!!"
@@alextatakai1155
"I see you are not afraid to get embarassed yourself with f**** sonic references. I guess there is just more about you than just my pretty face ;)
"I don't need two katana to take you down!!
Prepare to taste excalibur Naomi polished for me ;)"
Beam katana clash! Kick you , and german suplex you.
I swear, when I heard "what could my favorite kouhai want?" I expected BB to interject.
"Scathach is the only Lancer to not die horribly."
Fifth Singularity, America, Cu Alter.
Hans Zhou It’s not established that she fully died tho. She went on to duel Li Shuwen and that outcome was undetermined.
She. Literally. Took. 5.Spears.Through her fucking Chest. Although probably you were refering to her Lore, where she lived even more than his disciple
Plot twist, Gudao/Ritsuka is actually gay.
For me that is understandable no mongrel can't resist my fabolous booty
Well... in manga de wakaru he's into trap
Well... in manga de wakaru he's into trap
Plot twist 2 he's not, its just an excuse to stop the waifus from fighting over him.
I haven't laughed that much in in a while😂 thanks
Also for 8:55 careful ritsuka your inner gudako is showing
Scathach broke me and im scotish lol
Fergus and Lancelot have a lot in common. Those that know good, those that don't stay pure.
Ohmigod, the irony. Just when Edison showed up and the guy was like "This is..." I got an add for electrical cables. Thought it was part of the video for a second it was so well timed.
Your Videos help explaining the lore to people so much Thank You for being awesome !
This was ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!!
I busted a lung reading this. My sides still hurt from the after effects.
Thanks Dai-Kun for bringing this to us.
Sadly this Chaldean fun ends at the LBs. Things get real sad and heartbreaking when that happens. Real struggle causing planetary genocide murdering billions.
My, my! You included my husbando Spartacus!
Still waiting for Saber Spartacus and Bazett
Don't forget Adult Shirou Emiya (Actually Satan in one unofficial version), resident chef and easily triggered by the mere presence his idiotic younger self.
Very funny Dai-Kun. The nobu species part was great. Keep up the great videos.
And Illya is scarred again. Nice work, Gilgamesh.
6:57: Yeah that has now officially been made a thing. The latest Alter Ego class servant is Manannán mac Lir or in other words Bazett as a Pseudo-Servant
Jesus Christ the amount of mana to keep these servants in physical form must be a lot
Most accurate description of Memelin. Ever. And we're not yet even 2 minutes in. :V
3:40 Best Evergreen Meme. You've done Chaldea a great service. :v
8:20 Eugh. A Pokeball isn't gonna cut it for this creeper. A cannonball would be more preferable.
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All those Romans together, you can almost hear Boudica screaming in anger. (and the fact she wont ever get her summer avenger version...again)
mana sharing must fell like hell
Gil and Enkidu kissed like best friends
jokes aside that escalated quickly
2:25 Clearly not a Fergus fanboy. Did you not see him, in the Valentine's chocolate special. 'I sleep with mostly women'. Maybe Cu could tell you more about that drill, since you are asking😘🍹
1:48 Holy crap I never thought about that.
I’ve always been curious on how Scathach would sound with an accent. I’m not disappointed.
When Edison opened his mouth I started dying
Red velvet and Sippy eh?
Good shit right there.
Hey, wanna see something funny? *A-ahem* Hey romans! Who's the one true/best emperor of Rome?
Prisma Illiya saying "No shit" sent me under the table 🤣
Nobody:
Gilgamesh: *LET US MAKE OUT LIKE THE BEST OF FRIENDS*
3:40 Best moment
This is pretty good! Not all of the jokes landed for me personally but they go by quick enough as to not overstay their welcome. Would definitely be interested in more experimental videos like this.
The Berserkers bit had me dying 😂
It’s not gay if it’s clay
Gilgamesh just loves pure and earnest beings don't he? No matter male or female!😂
will you do another tour when more servants get introduced? with Doctors ward, Greek Training Room, Kids Corner, Chaldea Kitchen, Villains Bar, Prayer Room and Art Room and lastly the mysterious FGO Learning Room
You make a good point. I don't even need to make it another tour. There are all sorts of occasions for skits like this.
@@OtakuDaiKun I smell a new FGO skit series :)
Didn't see Jack, Nursery Rhyme and Kid Gil going around trying to play pranks on Servants. Wait. That could be a different episode. CHILDREN OF CHALDEA or KIDS OF CHALDEA or CHALDEAN KIDS
Keep this up Daikun, these parodies are great!
Berserker translator here, and this is what they said:
Heracles: I KILLED MY WIFE!
Lancelot: I F*CKED MY KING'S WIFE!!
Fran: I WISH I HAD A WIFE!!!
I never know how much I needed this until I saw it
6:13
Oh, sure got NicoB in here all of a sudden.
I have not laughed that hard at the Edison SCREAM face since Summer Heat Odyssey. Well done my good man.
3:20 Astolfo is Best Boy! He & Karna that is.
3:22 I’m disappointed that you didn’t take the opportunity to give Astolfo a deep AF voice.
Dank_Smirk 2nd Channel But I like Astolfo.
Why eat with a clown when you can eat with the king.
4:56 Damn,I Laughed So Loud,thanks for make my day Edison
Now I can definitely imagine Altera doing the moonwalk. XD
I saw my Master talking to Merlin the other day. She doesn't come into the showers or bath house anymore.
Gaia Bless You Dai
Gaia Bless you.
7:00
Ayo, Angry Mango. I've come from the future, and it took them being acquired by Aniplex, but Delight Works have indeed woke up. Your former master, Bazett, is back home in Chaldea.